Transcript of Postgame Show: The Go-To Gatorade Flavor (feat. JuJu Gotti)
The Dan Le Batard Show with StugotzGreg, quick recap here. The Gatorade flavors. Lime, red.
Can't believe you went lime.
Orange. Yeah.
We're going with lime first, orange second, and red, whatever they're calling that. Fruit punch. Fruit punch, third.
Juju, what's your go-to Gatorade flavor?
I actually like the Lemon Lime, bro. That's the O-G. Lemon Lime is the best. For the first, for two seconds, you all wasn't bullying my boy Greg. You all let him have his answer, and then Chris Cody, here you come again. I'm finna start giving penalties to Chris Cody for bullying his father just to team up with Zaz for some damn reason. My boy said he like Lemon Lime. He says, Well, maybe the orange grabbed his tongue first. Maybe the first flavor, grab this tongue. Get out of here, Chris.
You don't ever have that with a sugary drink, that first sip of a sugary drink, you're just like, Whoa, I haven't had sugar all day.
The red and the orange were too mild for me. The lemon-lime had that little tart, that little aftertaste of tartness.
Well, Greg, these are just the primary Gatorade colors. When you start getting into the secondary Gatorade colors, you can start getting some citrus cooler.
That's actually myCitrus Cool is my favorite. Citrus Cool is my favorite.
That's the worst one, actually.
I have seen purple in the supermarket.
There's a blue one. I like blue. Ice. Cool blue.
Two words. Glacier Ice.
Yeah, Glacier Ice is good. The light blue.
Okay. The London line. Here comes Chris again. Dad, this is Rich coming from you talking about you like water. Yeah, I don't. Don't nobody know that. You drink Diet Coke every two seconds. Let that be between you and him. He trying to win his argument right quick. Exactly.
Thank you. This is all fair. This is all fair.
Also, I just want to say, Tony, since you're here, my brother, I care about you, bro. I care about you. Talk to me. The Chiefs, relax on the Chiefs not being who we think they are.
Look, dude, I appreciate it, but I'm just looking at them like, I think everybody's just drinking the Gatorade of, No, it's going to be the Chiefs. They're going to do it. And it's like, last year they were what? Like, undefeated in one-score games? And all they needed for half of it was to go the opposite way. And there are 500 ball clubs. So it's like, the offense is not there. It hasn't been there for multiple years. The defense was holding them down the last couple of years. The defense looks a little shaky this year. So it feels like I'm taking crazy pills. I'm looking, I'm like, They're not that good.
Yeah, but guess where their defense and their offense have been the in the last couple of years, three years, in fact. In the Super Bowl. The Super damn bowl. So dare I say, they've earned a little leash from-I think I like your Buffalo bills better. That blast for me. Take that off. Erase that.
Hey, Juju, you know and love the WNBA, and this is breaking news, so I got to get your reaction. The New York Liberty just fired Coach Sandy Brondello after a playoff exit. What are your thoughts?
Man, I I don't know what's going on in New York right now. I don't think she deserved that. That team was doing good. They had injuries all year, from Sabrina to Brianna to incorporating the new players, Emma Misiman, Tasha the cloud. They was getting it together, and they ran into a tough, physical Phoenix Mercury team who would beat a lot of people. I don't agree with this firing from New York. I don't understand it. Maybe something behind the scenes happened that I don't know about, but this sounds above my pay grade.
Juju, what do you make of Angel Rees and a couple of the other stars skipping out on the exit interviews in Chicago?
Hey, man, with how the WMBA be finding them, I'm pretty sure it cost them, what, $45, $30? She got it. They'll be good. Once I start seeing these fines, I'm like, All right, yeah. I know. Go ahead, do what you want to do. Run them up.
Kaitlyn Clarke got fined $200 for criticizing the officiating. Crazy. Right.
And she probably got another one coming for you every game because she got $200 by the boat load.
Juju, what do you got for us on the boxing? You see Jake Paul, he had the... I guess, was it the Stairdown yesterday?
Oh, my goodness, bro. Him and Tank.
That's what it was. That's exactly what it was. A He just staring down.
Right. Jake Paul is so much bigger than damn Tank. I understand Tank gets you money. I already know what's going on, Tank. I see it. But damn, bro, what happened on? Wait, classes. Jake Paul is standing over him looking like the giant. Look at this. What? That look like little brother energy, man. We know Tant Godal, but come on, man.
How's Jake Paul not going to kill him, right?
Right. As skilled as the brother is, when that big brother come down on you with one of them right hooks, I don't think your chin has had to take one of those before you. You feel me? So good luck, Tank.
If you're here at the Kaseya Center. We're going to have to pull I love to her, right?
Yeah. We got to holla at D. K. Tell them to give us a little discount on those Ticanos.
I'm seeing that Tank's favored right now. Really? Could that be true?
What, buddy, from Syracuse, said, The Vegas said they like Canelo. Terrence Crawford said different.
Juju, have you seen previews for this new Jordan Peel movie?
I'm here to say everybody under the sound of my voice, if you go see this Jordan Peel movie, you will be disappointed. Really? Don't go see this. Unless you have some family that's in the movie, support them with your money, support them with your cash. Don't actually watch this movie. You're going to leave disappointed. I'm so sorry, spoiler alert. Why?
It's stupid?
It is ridiculously... Yes, the S-word, because once you see what's happening in the movie, and then you're like, Oh, I'm out. I feel like that's a bad service to us as a crowd. We weapons. I couldn't think of what the weapons could have been. And once I saw it, I was staring more. I'm like, Oh, yes, I'm locked in. Him, man, boy, I better get this movie up out of my face.
How is Marlin, though?
Marlin is always good. He's always doing-I was going to say, he looked like he acted well in the movie.
I haven't seen it yet, but from the previews, it looks like he's doing it.
Yeah, he give it 110 % no matter the role. So he's not the problem. I think the script is the problem.
The weird part about this is the marketing, because this is not a Jordan Peel movie. What do you mean? It's just he produced it. He didn't write it. He didn't direct it. But the way it's being... Really? Yes. But the way it's being pushed through marketing is Jordan Peel because everyone knows that when there's a movie like this where you're like, Oh, what's happening here? That that's what sells. It's just Monkey Power Productions. He produced it. No one is ever criticizing the producer of any other movie if it sucks. It's directed by Justin Tipping, and it's co-written with him with Zack acres and Skip Bronky. That's it. It's just produced by Jordan Peel. It's crazy the way everybody's been manipulated by the commercials. I don't know.
I feel like I want to see it even more now. If you're telling me it's a train wreck, I still want I don't see it.
You see a smashing machine.
Dude, we already went through this, all right? I'm not doing this again.
It's a sensitive spot there, Billy. You don't want to go there.
Oh, sorry. Influencer Billy, by the way. Mma. Real MMA followers, no.
Damn right. Juju, you got some poll updates here for us?
Yes, sir. Are we all waiting around for Daniel to become a pumpkin? 87% of the audience says, Yes, we are.
Daniel Jones. Yes. Okay.
All right. Yes, sir. Are two-year-olds capable of empathy? 70% of the audience says, No, they are not. They're dumb. Does it feel wrong. Two-year-olds are dumb. They are. But neither here nor there. Does it feel wrong to drink Gatorade out of a can? 71% of the audience says, Yes, it does. Is it disgusting to drink Diet Coke for breakfast? 70 % of the audience says, Yes, it is. Is Gatorade better in a can or in a bottle? 76 % of the audience says, It's better in a bottle. My boy. Is Two Minute Mayfield a good name?
I think it is.
51 % of the audience says, Yes, it is.
Wow, what a close vote. That's close. That's close.
What a close vote. Right. Is it strange for a 70-year-old man to say that he's never drunk a Gatorade? Eighty-six % of the audience says, Yes, it is crazy. Pardon me, it is strange. And the last poll, best Gatorade flavor, lemon lime, orange, or fruit punch. 46 % of the audience says, Lemon lime, and those are your posts. Look at that.
"Stop it, Tony. I care about you."
If that advice sounds familiar, it's because JuJu has to REPEAT advice he gave to Dan earlier in the week. The crew also dives into the definitively best Gatora
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