Transcript of Postgame Show: The Giant Panda Update (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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That's right. It's Thursday Thunder, and it's presented by DraftKings. Draftkings, the Crown is yours. Juju, what do we got?

00:00:44

Yes, sir. Man, Thursday Thunder. You already saw Bam had 83 points the other night. So naturally, I'm going with Derrick White for over 15. 5 points tonight against the Thunder. He going to need them. Next leg. I'm going with my brother. I think my brother Tony know a little something about this, brother. Tim Hardaway Jr. Come on. For over 10. 5 points tonight against the Nuggets. No, against the Spurs. You dig it. He going to need them 10 points. You got to know it. He going to need 11. You got to know, man. Last leg, he's going to... Stan VanGundi said, This man is the best shooter in the NBA, a better shooter than Steph Curry. So I trust Stan VanGundi. Let's go with Luke Cunard for over eight points tonight. He might not need them. Lock it in.

00:01:52

So, Juju, I see you have a top five. I think I am very interested in this top five. Let's get to it.

00:01:59

Oh, yeah, Last night, man, I don't know if you all seen Dejante Murray. That was tough. At the end, yelled and screamed over him. Look at that.

00:02:09

He looked like Muhammad Ali, Sonny Liston.

00:02:13

Right, bro. So that made me think, what are the top five most disrespectful moments in NBA history that I can think of? Nice. Owelli, Dame time, ending the Thunder's era. Another Ola, DeAndre over Brandon Knight. That was dumped over, Lob City. Yes.

00:02:40

He killed him.

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Bk also got that crossover, too. He got crossed over in the L-Star game. I think it was Rising Stars or whatever.

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It was a bad look. Now, see, you know what? That's a good example right there, Juju, because nick Wright comes on here and wants Slam Dunks to be three points. Was that a dunk? His fingers didn't touch the rim. Is that a dunk? Is that three points?

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Right. We're going to need one of these on that one. Number five, Allen Iverson steps over Tyron Lou, man.

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Very good.

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Disrespectful. Didn't win any more games, but that was a moment. Number four, James Harding crosses Wesley Johnson, stares at him, and then drains the three ball.

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Stares at him for a long two seconds, too. It was a long stare.

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Right. And one mix tape style. Number three, LeBron James killed Jason Terry. Bro, that was the perfect scenario that you never want to end up in. It was Especially with LeBron James coming down the court. Oh, my God.

00:03:47

Well, and also it was so great because Jason Terry leading up to that game was talking a lot about LeBron in the heat.

00:03:56

Oh, yeah. Number two, Scottie Pippin dunks on and pushes down Patrick Ewing. Nice.

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And he steps over his head.

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And the number one most disrespectful moment that I could think of, Shaquille O'Neill dunks on Chris Dudley and pushes him out of bounds.

00:04:20

You got to give Chris Dudley a little bit of credit there, though, Juju, because he got up the ground, he took the ball, and he chucked it across the court of Shaq.

00:04:28

Yes, sir. That You got to give him a little sauce for that because he ain't just go down like no punk.

00:04:33

You dig it. Those top two on that list, Pippin over Ewing and then steps over him so Ewing has to push him off of him and Shaq on Chris. The Shaq one, it's so smooth, Juju. It's like in one motion, he dunks on him, gives him nuts, and then pushes him down like in one fell swoop.

00:04:58

Yes, sir, man. Stupid nuts he gave that man. I want to say happy two-year anniversary to my brother and yours, Ethan Badowski, man. They're trying to besmirch your name sometimes. We got to keep the respect for my brother.

00:05:13

Two-year anniversary of what?

00:05:14

Him joining our local area. Being with metal art meeting in there. Nice. Oh, wow. Keeping a job. All right. You got to celebrate it.

00:05:22

It was the two-year anniversary of my Honeyblood.

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Congrats.

00:05:23

Not getting fired. Also, a little impromptu free game for the crowd. Adnan said, Don't say whatever you like if you use the phrase spree decor. Don't. And Dan, please don't say that word around me, brother. Back to you guys.

00:05:44

Juju, are you watching any shows recently? You got any recommendations?

00:05:49

Brother, Paradise, man. Dude, Juju. What a show.

00:05:52

So good.

00:05:54

Has it been enough days where I could talk about the latest episode? No, you can't. Or should I wait until next week? No, no, you can't. I was on the World Base Classic all I can't.

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You can do it, but I'm going to go…

00:06:01

Mike Ryan, he's walking out of the room right now. He hasn't even seen the first season. Mike Ryan, scolded me earlier today for talking about Paradise.

00:06:10

Look, I'm not going to do no spoilers. Just tune in, man, because it's Just as enticing as it was last season.

00:06:17

I love that Sterling K. Brown. He's great.

00:06:20

Right. Since we're not going to talk about Paradise, I will just like to touch back on the Bam conversation. Brothers and sisters, this is proof. People will not even let you have something that they don't even care about, bro. Folks don't care about this that much, but they are up in arms just because we care about it. That's right. Being mad is a privilege, ladies and gentlemen, out there. Let's give it to the stuff that's really going on on Earth right now, and not Bam. You've seen Bam Mama there with the finger waves, hugging Asia, crying. That's what it's about. Who gives a damn?

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Amen.

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Right. And in other Other positive news, just some positivity. Pandas are no longer considered an endangered or endangered species. Giant panda bears are no longer endangered species on this Earth. Let's get some class.

00:07:16

That's the best news, Juju, that you've ever brought to the postgame show. This is incredible. I don't know if that's a true statement. Dude, giant pandas are no longer on the verge of being extinct? It's brought a lot of joy, though. The top five was better than that. That's really joyful. Guys, that's a big deal.

00:07:31

All right, glad to hear we got enough pandas.

00:07:32

Is he a whole panda? I had like third best thing. Shaq gave me nuts.

00:07:36

Yep.

00:07:36

All right, so third best thing today? Yeah.

00:07:38

Not the best thing ever. You know about nuts?

00:07:40

I mean, Juju told me about paradise. That's better than anything he just said about pandas. Prisoner of the But I'm really excited about those panda bears.

00:07:47

Let's do some polls, Juju.

00:07:50

Yes, sir. Do you circumvent anything other than rules? 61% of the audience says, No, they don't. Is Stubby Clap one of the greatest It's the biggest baseball names that you've ever heard in your life? 87% of the audience says, Yes, it is. Somebody online... My brother Brad got a good sense of humor, so I'm going to read it. Somebody online said that that's also what they call Brad Williams when he has gonorrhia. Neither here nor there.

00:08:19

He sounds like a guy who played baseball when they had those gloves that were three fingers that were bigger than the size of your face.

00:08:27

Right. Also from earlier, no honor amongst thief, but also, can you be thick as thief? I don't know what the thief are. Thiefs got too many quotes. I don't think you should trust any of them. Are you offended that Adnan Virk is a turd reheater? 77% of the audience says, Yes, they are offended.

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Those guys made it perennial?

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Are thief really that thick? 51% of the audience says, No, they are not. Can a bald guy be ginger? No, let me take that back. Can a bald guy be a ginger? I'm always scared of that word, man. You rearrange two letters, and it is a problem.

00:09:08

Yeah, Dan can say it, though.

00:09:11

Never considered that. Seventy-four % of the audience says, Yes, a bald guy can be a ginger.

00:09:18

Now, I'm afraid of that word. New fear unlocked.

00:09:21

The Mamba mentality.

00:09:24

Is Bill Bur a ginger? 90 % of the audience says, Yes, he is. Will you get in a public world pool? 58% of the audience say, No. And last poll, does Modern Family have the best writing in sitcom history? Quite a statement. Right. 73% of the audience says, No, they don't. And those are your polls.

00:09:46

Good job, Juju.

00:09:47

Thank you, brother.

Episode description

"Don't say that word in front of me..."

JuJu delivers his Top 5 Most Disrespectful Moments In NBA History, and Zaslow remembers every single one of them. Also, JuJu delivers the Polls and initiates a celebration of the employee of Meadowlark Media that Dan was antisemitic toward yesterday.

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