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Against the Spread.
Against the Spread.
Against the Spread.
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What do we got?
Okay.
Playoff semifinals, NFL, AFC Championship game. Broncos at home getting five and a half points. I don't care that Bo Nicks isn't playing. Broncos and that defense at home getting five and a half. Thank you very much. Taking it. Oh my God. It's not bad.
Not bad. Really?
Not bad. I don't like it. All right, Mike, what do you got?
The Anaheim Ducks had a midseason hiccup. They really dipped, but lately, they're turning the corner, and we got a marquee game in the NHL between the Anaheim Ducks and the Colorado Avalanche. The Colorado Avalanche have been an absolute wagon, so you can get Anaheim plus one and a half for a pretty decent I think they cover that spread.
We got Juju here with us.
Juju, how are you doing? Good to see you.
What's happening, family? How are you all doing down there, man?
Anything stand out to you today from our Looks Like game with Tim Karchin?
Yeah, man. I was thrilled earlier this week whenever the announcement at the Phoenix Sun game, I think, versus Brooklyn Nets said that every time he sees Grayson Allen. He can't help but think of Ted Cruz, and now I cannot unsee it.
Pretty spot on.
He looks just like him.
No, they look exactly alike. It's scary.
This isn't the first time because I know what you're talking about there, Juju, where they were having fun with it. It was as if it's the first time they've noticed. I feel like we've seen this for years.
It was my first time noticing. Oh, really? Right. It's like noticing for the first time that Rick Carly looked like Jim Carly. You'd be like, Holy Holy, where was I?
Lucy Rodine looks like Margot Kidder. I had no idea who that was. The oldest reference. Literally no clue. He said that, and I was like, That could be anybody.
From Superman? Yeah.
I was told that it sound like her, too. And it sounds like her.
Yeah, that's a good one.
She was famous before cell phones, and I hear it.
I saw a video of her shoot Superman with a gun.
I said, Cool. I'm okay with that comparison. We're spiritually aligned.
I'm interested in this, Juju. We brought up Robert De Niro. Well, we did. We brought up Robert De Niro. De Niro, Rocky and Bullwinkle, right? Everyone remembers a great movie. But you have a top five weakest De Niro movies?
Yes, sir, man. The top five weakest Robert De Niro movies he ever touched the set of. I'm into this. He ever touched the set That I could think of, guys. Oh, well, lie. Hands of Stone. In that movie, Sugar Ray Leonard was played by Usher Raymond.
I don't even know that movie.
I'm learning about this for the first time.
I'm a big movie guy.
Right. Also, O. L. I. The War with Grandpa. I was watching some kids, and we popped that on. I was like, Come on, man. This is the brother from He, man. What are we doing? Number 5, Grudge Match. Robert De Niro versus Slice DeLorean at 80 Years Soul Eats.
That was a really bad movie. Sounds horrible. It was. I mean, the Gambit is basically like, this is Raging Bull versus Rocky, but they're old now, but it was just bad.
Number 4, Last Vegas.
I would never watch that. Come on.
That's terrible. Self-explanatory. Number 3, Dirty Grandpa. What were you thinking, Big Brother? Number two, The Intern.
Oh, is that Anne Hathaway?
Yeah.
That's no good. I liked that movie, which is unsurprising, but still.
In the number one movie, Dave Dempchek said it earlier, man, The adventures of Rocky and Bull Winkle.
Who does he voice in that?
He's the bad guy.
He's the main bad guy. I don't even know. He's the main bad guy. Yeah, he's bored course, and Natasha's boss. Oh, wow. The big heavy.
All right. Dr. Robotnik.
I've often said, Robert De Niro is Mike Tomlin, and Mike Tomlin is Robert De Niro. You must genuflect to them for their legendary careers. You just have to ignore the last 10, 15 years.
That's fair. Also, did you guys see last night Tom Izzo scoled in one of his players? I gave him a quick read. He was like, Bro, you can't go out my mother. My mother. Video team, do you got that video?
Dude, that was great.
You can't guard my mother.
Incredible quarter zip, too.
All right, so he was not having a good defensive game, that player? That's what we're saying?
Right. That boy was behind the bench. Well, yeah, man. Also, I wanted to get you guys his thoughts, man. Some good college aficionados on it. The NCAA is getting sued by our brother right now from coming to the G League, for trying to go back from the G League to college. You dig? I wanted to know, to me, that seems a bit crazy. You know what I mean? There's a lot of schools doing that now where G League players are going back to college. Mike, what you think about that?
They ruled in his favor, and do not count Mario Cristobal out to try to get retired NFL players here.
Right. Where does it end? Because there's a lot of one and done that went to Kentucky. Are you telling me that once, Tyrese Maxi say, Hey, you know what? I've played all I play. I'm 35 years old. Let me go back and get a championship for the Wildcats. That would be hilarious. That would be great.
He's probably got three years old.
I cannot wait for Trent Williams to replace Cee C. Moana.
Also, too, earlier, he was telling the Uncle Luke story, man. I got a relatable story about Uncle Luke, man. Uncle Luke just be on the phone playing, man. One day during the Iowa versus LSU game where Kaitlyn Clarke took on Angel Rees. During the game, the LSU This shoe was getting a lot of whistles, man. I made a meme where the referee had on the LSU-colored stripes, and he quote-tweeted me, screenshot it, Dan Levatard show is racist. Look at this racist poster. I'm Black, brother. And I did see him at the Highly game, and I told him, I said, Bro, that was me posting that. And like you said, in person, man, bro, so lovable and so playing, having a good time. Come on, bit, bro.
Juju, you got some polls for today?
Yes, sir. I got some posts for you, man. Wait, Uncle Luke came out to Highly?
He was at one of our... I don't even remember that. That was wild.
It's always all love. It's crazy. It's always hugs and laughing. Hey, man, you're going to support us? Stop doing that stuff you're doing on Twitter. Mike, I love you.
Should we replace bowls with plates? This is big. 71% of the audience says no. Lack of vision.
Never had soup out of a plate.
Right. Have you ever eaten a rotisserie chicken in the car? Come on, man. Also, too, man, see it with me every day. Support football America. You got to know wherever you get your podcast.
Juju's a Patriot. I don't mean the kind with the capital P, either. The good kind.
Yes, sir. 72% of the audience, however, have never eaten the rotisserie chicken in the car.
How do you hold it, Dave, when you do that?
Seriously. Imagine you have two hands, right? It's a whole one in one steers. The other one gets the chicken, and then that free hand can also be used to dip in gravy or mashed potatoes or other ones. You have the chicken in the bag it comes in and you're picking the drum off it as you're eating.
Wow, that is white tea.
Have you ever eaten ribs in the car? 76% of the audience says, No, they haven't eaten those either. Wow. Shocking. Very shocking. Have you done everything in the car? 66% of the audience says, Yes, they have. Amen.
The questions could basically be, do you survive or do you live? Give me the ladder.
Right. Also, two side note, I saw on Twitter yesterday, bro, you had commented on this as how the Gilbert Arena show was talking about Jimmy Butler's injury. Bro, quick thoughts on that, bro.
I mean, they just say things. They say stupid things on that show. That's going around. I don't get it. That's going around. I don't know any other way to sum it up, Juju. It's like they just say the dumbest things sometimes.
But let's not forget how pumped Jeremy was to see Jimmy Bums get hurt. It's not true.
I don't want this said anymore.
Kaminga and Tashay. Don't say it in the first place. Just shaking hands.
Wings or ribs? 93% of the audience says, Yes, because I messed up the poll.
Yet it wasn't unanimous.
Can you trust a person that has never had root beer, olives, nor ribs? 87% of the audience says, No, they can't. Are you dancing for the man if you think that Diet Coke is better than regular Coke? 66% of the audience says, Yes, you are dancing for the man. Come on, guys. Tastes good. And last poll, Is hair conditioner a grift brought to you by Big Soap? 74% of the audience polls.
I mean, Jimmy got hurt because he's not living right.
And karma.
Strike a blow for the proletariat. We're coming for you, bourgeoisie.
"It's like when you realize Rick Carlisle looks like Jim Carrey."
It's time for Against the Spread, an update of The Polls, and some updates from JuJu from earlier in the show. Also, Lucy looks like Lois Lane.
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