Transcript of Postgame Show: 4 WINS?!?!?!

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We got a couple of things going on. If you care about the people who are doing things on our show, like Tony and Mike, you've got the cyclones are playing today, and Tony's got something he's doing on Saturday. Tony, you want to tell people what it is that you're doing on Saturday, why it is that this is personal to you?

Yeah, a super cool event that obviously happens here in South Florida. It's called Bounce Back from Cancer. And a lot of people have known about it. A lot of people are affected by it. A lot of people donate to it. It's a very cool Basically, mini marathon where we walk from Baptist over to the Kaseya Center. Walk. It's a lot. 14. 2 miles from that track. But there's three different ones. There's a 14. 2, there's a sixer, and then there's a two-mile walk. So it's basically a huge stampede of people walking over, supporting cancer, donating, trying to find-Supporting cancer research.

We're not supporting cancer. We're against cancer.

Against cancer, but supporting people that have cancer, that have had cancer in the past, and obviously with my history.

That'd be quite a lane for you to just support cancer. Right.

Yeah. It'd It'd be a weird one for me to support it.

It kicks even a but. In particular. Zig when others are zigging. It could be your lane alone if you want to come out and be pro-cancer.

You know what I'm good? No, I'm anti. Very anti. Very anti-cancer. So yeah, a 14. 2-summer saying the most. No president in history has been hated Mark Cancer by the name. Anyways, it's going to be a really cool event. I'm going to be doing some social from there. I'm going to be doing a lot of cool stuff. Go out and support if you can. Go donate. I'm going to put out a tweet with some links to donate Bounce Back to Cancer on Saturday, so we'll be walking out there.

That's an important cause. Our highlight team is playing. You can catch it on the Internet, the ESPN app. We are first place, and we are playing the Hated Warriors today. And very soon, we're going to announce a live watch along that will take place on our YouTube channel. We will pick an upcoming game, and all the brain trusts of the cyclones will be here walking you through the world's fastest game.

No way.

We've got a couple of things.

Mike Fuentes is going to be here doing it?

That's That's right. We give Ethan a microphone. Oh, shit. What are we doing, man?

No, no, no. Nobody wants that. Nobody's asking for that. And, Roy, you're the starter of this. I hear him way too much on the hockey show. You began this. I don't need Ethan. Don't, Roy. Roy, you're allowing Ethan's love of hockey, which is greater than many people around here, to infect your broadcast. Don't look at me shocked as if you're not allowing that to happen because you are allowing that to happen. You started that. Don't shake your head no with me. No, no.

Jeremy started that with pitch clock.

Oh, no. Somebody who likes things, getting to talk on the microphone. Oh, no.

To be fair to Roy, sometimes Dworkey doesn't go and Roy needs somebody else to talk, it can't just be Roy for 45 minutes. So he's got to get Ethan. Free Ethan. You crank him like a little wind-up toy, and all of a sudden, he goes.

Stop defending what is clearly bad judgment by all people involved. We're a media company who has plenty of people who talk at microphones. He doesn't have to be one of them.

Well, we do trim it up a little bit. Sometimes he talks over me and Chris as we try to answer questions. I actually like that.

Yeah, same here. You can support the watch along for the cyclones and the cyclones. That was unnecessary. I don't need...

I do. I love him. I love that guy. Kick me out if you want. That's fine.

Minor penalty, two minutes for boring.

Got to stop bullying the guys who like to talk about things they That's all I'm saying. You happen to be Jewish.

I'm an anti-Semitic. He is a Semitic warrior.

And a semantic warrior.

What accusation is that? That he just lopped on his way out of the Boom. That was safe. We're anti-you. Not anti-jew.

Kick-saving of you. If your dad would have said it, we would have had a problem.

That is how my father would have said it with his accent. Juju is going to be here in a moment, but we also have a watch party on Sunday where we're combining two things we don't know anything about, college basketball and the Oscars. We're going to have a lot of people at microphones who don't know what they're talking about, and also David Samson and Adnan Virk. But Juju Gatti is here, and a last bit of promotional support. Juju, you had new music come out yesterday. What was the reaction? How did that go for you?

Yes, sir, man. It's going up right now. I ain't going to lie to you. This one, this might be one of the ones right here. Every place I play it in, the strip club, the regular of the club. It go crazy. So salut to all the love and support, man, from the fans of the show as well as the supporters of the kid, man. It's so much love, and I can't wait to give them more. You dig it.

Juju, you got your Bam out of bio jersey on. When were you made aware? Because I assume you were not watching the heat game from the start. When were you made aware of what was going on? Did you then put the game on live?

Right. I was at dinner last night with my girl and TI. You dig? This happened last night. I was at dinner with my girl and TI. Now, when I say I was with TI, he was at the next table over and he got his entree around the same time I got my entree. Basically, we had dinner together, if you squint. What did he get? I don't know anything. I didn't talk to anybody. I don't know his health restrictions or if it's Ramadan. I don't know anything about that. But I was at the table watching my Celtics because Jalen Brown had been thrown out of the game egregiously. Quick on that, we need to start letting these referees get suspensions or something, because I admit Jalen Brown has to handle and control himself in the moment, no matter what the referee does. But if We can go back to the tape and point out your Ms. Kha, Referee. Three games, man. No pay. You can't just do what you want to do and throw people out when you want to. And then, Oops, I made a mistake later. Let me type something on a typewriter and cover myself.

No, no, no, no, no, But I was at the table eating when I saw it.

Start of the day, start of the day. This is your start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day. This is your start of the day.

Turn up, Mike.

Bam out of bio, averages 83 points per game on days where Juju Got It releases a new single.

Now, that's the stat of the day. And bro, if you're around the world, hate on Bam out of buy your points, you got to look yourself in the mirror and be like, What am I doing? You don't care about the scoring record, man. Whoever you are, you were sitting out there having a regular day, and then somebody broke the scoring record. Now you got a problem with it.

It's not the scoring record. It's second place. The televised scoring record. Not only do you have to look at yourself in the mirror, Ron McGill, you got to look over your shoulder because he might shoot you if you have an opinion that's negative about this.

A lot of negative reaction, all right? Are any of these people, Juju, that you've heard with their reactions to Bam? Are any of them jokers of the day?

Yes, they are. They are Jokers of the Day because you got to remember, comparison is the thief of joy, man. We ain't got to get lost in all this comparison. Kobe, we love Kobe. The moon and the sun, they don't compete. They let each other shine. They take turns. Just because the moon's shining right now, that don't mean joy ain't coming in the morning for you. You feel me? So let's just celebrate everybody. Nobody got to be hanging. But The Joker of the Day, besides the people waiting on Bam, Team USA, man, Mark D'Rosa is my boy's name. I came I can't let it ride, bro. Especially how you had your team not shaking nobody's hands. That was embarrassing to me to watch Cal Dumper do that to a Rosarena. Hey, Rosarena, come on, man. Joker of the day, my boy Martin DeRosa.

Wow. All right. Could get really bad from tonight. We'll see what happens in Mexico and Italy.

We should point out, incidentally, that the big dumper says that with a Rosarena, actually, his name is a Rosarena, that It was all nice and fun, and they were just fooling around.

Oh, so they're good friends.

It seemed like it required a phone call afterwards because a lot of people were weighing in on it, but by all accounts, they're good. Yeah, just to be like, You sure we're good?

We're fine, right? I think it was just lost in translation. I think you say when you send someone to the house- But he gave us three translations. But when you send someone to the house of dick and tell them to shove their sentiments up their ass.

Put it on the poll. Can it be lost in translation if you provide three different translations?

He did say the parents are really nice and well-educated.

Well-educated..

Juju, you got some polls for us to update for today?

Yes, sir, man. Does everyone know that puppets only have four fingers on each hand. Yeah. 57% of the audience says, Yes, they do. It's 83 points, impressive. 79% of the audience says, Yes, it is. It's 83 points a lot. Oh, wow. 83% of the audience says, Yes, it is. And last poll, are you okay with changing the name of the Washington Wizards to the Washington Lizards? Eighty-four % of the audience says yes, and those are your posts.

Thank you, Juju. And also, cleaning up one thing from earlier. Can you please tell me, because the Washington Wizards did really last night when they were turning the ball over, whatever it was, I think it was seven thousand times in the first half, just unbelievably reckless with the basketball. They reminded me of the Washington Generals, a team that exists just so that the Harlem Globetrotters can run around doing their antics. What is the record lifetime for the Washington Generals, Tony? Hey, Dan.

It's me, Dan. The Washington Generals are 4,17.

They won four times? That's right, me. They won four times against the Harlem Globetrotters.

Some say three, some say six. So I took the average.

I made it four. That's not the average. Fartly.