Transcript of Hour 1: Domiñooooooo (feat. Domino & Jorge Sedano)

. Or we erzählen dir eine Geschichte über einen Jungen. Sagen wir, er lebt unter einer Treppe. Er kann zaubern und geht in eine Schule für Hexerei und Zauberrei. Dort kämpft er gegen einen Mann ohne Nase. Überhaupt passieren dort wilde Dinge. Erst glaubt ihm niemand, bis es dann doch alle tun. Verbringe deine Zeit sinnvoll mit HBO Max. Streame Geschichten wie Harry Potter, A Night of the Seven Kingdoms, Superman und vielen mehr. Ab jetzt, HBO Max. This is the Dan Levatore Show with the Stugats podcast. I do not mean to make excuses. I was raised by a tough and proud Cuban man, but I want to apologize to Diana Rusini for fundamentally stinking as a producer of the last segment. That's all. My father is here. Well, I don't want to make excuses, but Sedano is here, my father's here, and Domino is here, and everything's moving too fast around today. I got Theo Zaslow next to Sedano, and I'm here with my father and Greg Cody, and I've asked Metalark Media to make a game show. Man, the media has collapsed. Hollywood has collapsed. It's the same four businesses that are running Everything's collapsing around here.

Game shows, those are cheap. Where's there a game show? Mike Ryan says, My hungry off is not good enough. I got a better idea. He produces whatever it is we're about to do here, which is Mike, because I've never met Domino before, but I want to tell the audience to support Domino Saturday, January 17th, at CCW's Rumbble in the Jungle. He can get tickets, you can get tickets at ccwtix, T-I-X. Com. What are we doing right now? You think you're going to pull off a game show in 10 minutes? Well, you want to celebrate all things Cuban, so why don't we have a Cuban-themed game show? Devise two teams, the Levatards versus Sedano and Tio Zaz, to find out quién es más cubano. Okay, so the game is How Cuban are you? Or who's more Cuban? Yeah, but it's got a catchy little name and some imaging. How Cuban are you? No, it's called Dominio. Welcome and bienvenidos to Dominio, the game show that settles who is a real Cuban around here. Here's your host, former CCW Southeastern heavyweight champion, El Caballo, El Tijurón, El Campión, and current king of the territory, Domino.. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I got that part. All right, so I'm going to go first. My father and I are one team. Tio Zaz is formidable. He's got that look in his eyes. It looks like the guy Papi and I beat at Domino Park that one day. Oh, that's right. This is legitimate. These credentials are legitimate. Sedano and my father won a legitimate Calle Ocho domino tournament in the street. It was like 15 years ago. That was a long time ago. All right, so Papi, the game is, Papi, is to find out how Cuban we are. So first question domino.. You go into your grandma's house and you see an aluminum can, an aluminum tin, blue, the galletica, the cookies, the Royal Dance Cookies.. Oh, they put- A, sewing supplies. B, nothing bolts. C, galletica, unos cookies. What is stored?.. Cookies, cookies, always cookies. No, dad. Dad. Bobby. Dad. No, there's no other cookies in there. No, no The cookies are gone. You already- They're sewing supplies, Bobby. A huge mistake. Domino, what is the right answer? The right answer, sewing supplies. Everyone knows this. Bobby. My mind is set up on the cookies.

That's it. You guys are struggling already. So let me tell you, you do have something at your disposal. You can phone a friend at any point in this game, and we have a Cuban expert on the line that can help you out. So just keep that in mind. We move on, Domino.. Yeah. He wanted to be. Okay, la próxima. The guy came in hungry. He was like, Chowing on bagel.. If someone says, Dale, what are they saying? Okay, go. Quoting, peak boom, is a three-off fight, or all of the above. This one's easy. You ready? Yeah. I'll just take it. D, all of the above. All above. Yeah, they got it. That's okay. Okay, next time. They got the point. That's the sound that accompanies when you get it correct. What was the sound? What was getting it incorrect? We got a new game show. Man, the Metalark Media has a new cheap game show. Okay, vamos. La próxima. Si tú eres cubano de verdad, y estás aquí en Miami, and somebody says, I'm five minutes away. A, are they five minutes away? B, are they 10 minutes away? C, half an hour?

D, I haven't left yet.. Hold on a second, papi. You're confident here? Because I don't trust you anymore. I'm hot to trot. That's not an answer to my question. I would have thought you got the first one. No, I want to phone a friend. I want to phone a friend. Okay.. Tony. Is Tony the friend?. But wait, is it going to be him that answers it or Jeremy? He's going to give you his expertise. He can decide to follow it. I want Tony. I don't want Jeremy. You got Tony. You got Tony. You got Tony. You got Tony. You got Tony. Me llamaste a mi? Si, brude, mira. If you're Cuban,. Are you going with that answer? Cool. I already got the point. It seems to be-I said that a lot for Chris Cody.. Number 4. What is the signature scent of a Cuban baby?. A, taco. B, agua violeta. C, baby powder. Or D, compota. What is the signature scent of a Cuban baby? A, talco, B, agua violeta, C, baby powder, or D, compota.. All right, that one's a tough one, Zaz. I think we need to phone a friend here, Tío Zaz.

All right, so who do we get? No. No. Okay, No, come on. Are you serious? You guys are sandbagging us. I'm trying to do the translations in my head, and I don't know what Talco is. Jesus. I think the second one is violet water, but water doesn't smell like anything. Obviously, baby powder makes sense. Kampota, is that the rasberry compote they do on Great British Baking Show? I would say it's C, baby powder. Baby powder wasn't C anyway. It wasn't C. That was one. Talco is one. Wait, is Talco and baby powder the same thing? Yes, you doofish. What Cuban are you? You can choose to follow his advice... What is your answer? You're sticking with baby powder? No. We're going to go with agua de violetas. Look at the giggle of my dad. Look at dad knows what a baby feels like.. You're up. Now you know the answer to the questions. I couldn't answer, though. Not that one. You had your chance to answer. La próxima. Okay. Fill in the blank.. No, Puffy. Then you answer. Puffy, Fidel. Greg, you answer. Fidel is out of the equation. He died about 15 years ago.

I need you guys to lock in the answer. You're not on the same page. What do you want to go with? What is the answer? What do you want to go with? The father's fault? Sure. It's always your father's fault. That's what your mom has tell you. It's always Fidel. How are we losing this game with you? How are you the least Cuban? We will never forget about Fidel. We will never forget about Fidel. On your behalf, Cedano, on your behalf. No, Sedano, on your behalf will never forget about Fidel. Well, out of love for you. What do you mean you forgot about Fidel? The guy died about 15 years ago. It's not the way that I expected it to go. Yeah. Well, we've clinched, basically. I'm a little distraught because you see, I've lost the accent now. I was brooding for my fellow Cubans, and I don't know what's happening. I'm Cuban, bro.. Jonathan. I want to play with a Y. I want to keep playing. We're doing more questions. Style points. Here we go. We do. All righty. All righty. That's not very Cuban. Someone spills a drink on your floor..

Keep KFabe. Jim Domino. Kfabe. All right... What are you reaching for to clean?. I'm going to go with Mitolin. Bobby, my dad's judging you now. What's the correct answer, Bobby? Fabuloso. That is correct. Wow. We're going to count that as a steal. Wait, what? Yeah, we're just making rules up. That's a steal. What was it? Also added drama. What's the answer? Fabuloso. Fabuloso? It's Faboloso. Wow, the levator is still. I just made that rule up. I know. That's as close as I've ever felt to my father. Pina sol, huh? Okay.. I mean, Mitolina or Fabuloso. That was a toss-up. It's close.. La próxima. Next one, for those that don't understand. Who said Elian González en el mal, in the ocean? Oh, my God. Fill in the blank... La Guardia Costera americana. La Guardia Costera americana. He went off the board. I'm going to go Dolphins. The Dolphins. Wait, what's the official Lebitard answer? Luffy, the Dolphins. No. The Dolphins? Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah. Oh, Cuban Lord. Dale. Dale. Lari Zanca. It was the dolphins. Bobby, how are you getting all of these questions wrong? How is it possible that you, the most Cuban among us, has forgotten Elian and Fidel?

Oh, Elian. Yeah, I forgot about Elian. He must be a man by now.. We got Dolphins had saved him, but we would have accepted the not O'Dale Rimple. Is this the last one? The last one, la última. The. What food item will the Miami Hurricanes, in the day of the National Championship, at the tailgate,. Jesus. I know what it is. Say it. Well, hold on. My father does not know, and if you say it to my father's face, he's going to get disoriented, offended, and not allow you to say it on the show. Papi, you think you know? Oh, I got it. But it's our question. But he's surely going to get it wrong. Yeah, that's the way this game has been going. He's going to get it wrong. Croquettas. Muchas croquettas. Wow, this is really disappointing. Ready? Papi, watch this. Just watch what he's about to say here, what Indiana is about to get, okay?. We want DLV. Good job. Even with Jeremy, sorry, Asle. Asle killed it. Yeah. Asle was great. As the host of the show,. Domino, thank you for your time. I will tell the people again to support the people who support us.

Saturday, January 17th, CCW's Rumbling the Jungle. You get tickets at ccwticks. Com. I want to play Domino again on Monday night during the live stream. Can we get him back here? He's working at Las Roses. My father, really, I can't believe, Papi, you were not more-Mapi,. Cuban than that. Stage fright. It's been a A while? Domino, you were great, pal. Gracias, Domino. Where did you go to school? I went to class of '06, Christopher Columbus. Of course. Oh, wow. Another Columbus guy. Another one. Yeah, whatever. Whatever. Sedano, Columbus is gloating right now. Now, listen. Sedano, you feel this as a lifelong... Thank you, Domino. I'm a Pace high school, Opalaca, to the core guy. It's okay. So we know what the private school- I went to the private school with black people and girls. I mean, so that was- Mine had girls. Sedano. So we did it We did it in Broward, but the private school Cubans in Miami, Columbus has been the most annoying. They never get to be this best at everything. Never in Miami. Columbus doesn't get to be better than Northwestern at football. No. At basketball, they just had the Boozer twins, for that sake.

Yes, this has never in the history of Miami happened where you've got this absurdity at the top of this sport. Have you seen the arms race, though? Bellin's trying to keep up with Columbus in basketball. Really? Interesting. They have a good team. My Pace High School was ahead of the curve because we were the first to have, I don't know, all the races in the one school. Now everybody else has followed suit many years later. Wapalaka will do that. Yeah. Yeah. Bobby, I can't believe what happened to you in that game. Nobody can believe what an upset that was. Cody, what level of stunned are you that my father among us, that Diozaz kicked Bobby's ass? I know. I think it's the seat. I think it's the seat. I swung him on me a couple of times, that's all. You're the wiffer, buddy. I'm the Wiffer. That's right. Do you remember the Wiffer? Yes. My father would call Jean Carlos Stanton the Wiffer when it was only the three of us on an elevator. But I will tell you a story from the other day that my father revealed to me that I was not aware of, that he rekindled a really funny childhood memory.

Papi, what was the name of the double reverse with a pass that we ran for your offense in the huddle? What would that play be called? The Coochee Coochee with a Kiss. That's also incorrect. That's his play. That would have been quite a name. It's the Koochee Koochee with a Kiss. What? Like Charro? It is not the Coochee Coochee with a Kiss. I would never use you as a cultural appropriation to exploit your Cuban for my uses. I would never do that. Zazlo, congratulations on you and Sedana winning the game show. We're Oye. Oye. Papi, pankong pinga, you missed that. What happened? Pankong timba. Might have aged out of domineo. Pankong pinga. Oh, I thought that was the difference between pankong and timba. Genuine shock on his face. All right, kicking things off with Smearing Off, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smearing Off. Well, Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style has got to match the vibe. All right, here's the deal.

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Oh, yeah. They're not going to make it. Even if they win, if they lose in Miami- I need to calm you down. I need to calm you down. That's right. If they lose in Miami. They don't got a chance in Boston. Oh, they are going to have their ass in Boston. Stugats. They were wrong. They were, Are they going to lose their job? No. Are they going to get a cutting pay? No. What are they going to do? Keep predicting what is the obvious? They're going to say, Oh, the nuggets are going to win. Oh, Denver, the altitude. You know what? They are not going to win at all. This is the Dan Levatard show with the Stugats. Tio Zaz, Theo Cody. I just had a genuine epiphany here, and I was stunned to see it happen because I have not articulated very well some of the vision we have here for Metal Art Media, but definitely cheap game shows are a way to go. And what I just saw morph in front of my eyes, and Tony, I don't mean this as having a meeting about your employee over the last five years, but Domino is the Cuban I thought Tony was.

I mean, that is no insult. It's tough to hear. No, it's not that it's even tough to hear. It's tough to hear. How about you play this, Chris? Play this one more time. The packers win or the bears lose. How about that? Can Domino do that? Can Domino do that on the fly? Dan, let me know. I don't know. You tell me. Okay. You were saying... Go ahead. No, look, I don't even mean it. Look, there's a spectrum of Cuban. This is not an insult. This is absolutely degrees of Cuban, and you can be more Cuban than Tony. It's hard, though. It's difficult, but wrestling pants help. Wrestling pants do help. They do help, but also you can see the different degrees, He's Hialea Cuban. I'm Kendall Cuban. There's a hierarchy in how things go. Not saying that one's better than the other. It's just we talk a little bit differently. Generally, a hierarchy. A little bit differently. Well, I think domino is the greatest of the Cubans beneath Mario Cristobal, the statue of Libertad y Revenga. But the problem we have here, and I saw in the studio, I saw in the room over there, my mother, and I really do.

Jeremy, please get to the bottom of this because I believe this is a family betrayal, a school I believe the most traitor of the lebatard somehow is my mother, who is sitting here flatly saying that she's rooting for Fernando Mendoza in this game. He is the quarterback of Abuelas. I'm offended by this woman. I'm offended by her. This woman raised me. This woman taught that man how to be a man. This woman offends me at my core when she believes Fernando Mendoza should beat the University of Miami. So we go now to Jeremy with my mother. What do you got, Jeremy? Dan is very, very frustrated with you for wanting to root for Fernando Fernando Mendoza. I did not say. I say I didn't know. No, mommy. I didn't listen to my heart. That's what I said. Why does your heart tell you to root for Fernando Mendoza over the University of Miami? Because the person that he is, the believer that he is, how he's with his mom, and he's Cuban. Yeah, he's the Cuban kid, right? No, mom. Mom, the coach of the hurricanes. Mom. That's not to be proud of. The coach of the hurricanes, mom, is more Cuban than he is.

Here, except you. She says that he's more Cuban than everybody here except for Domino. Mario Cristobal is more Cuban than Fernando Mendoza. We dispute this. Dan says Mario Cristobal is more Cuban than Fernando Mendoza. He's the same. No, mommy. Mario played football with Fernando's father at Colombo High School. No lo mismo. Mami, no loimo. No one that went to Colombo High School is not Cuban. That's true, Dan. You can't dispute that. I don't know that. You're not Cuban either. You're fake. You married He married a fake Cuban. We just saw it on the game show. He says you married a fake Cuban. I married a fake Cuban. She was really disappointed by that. He was a Mets fan. Mom, all right. Thank you, Jeremy. I am offended. I'm not kidding you. What's my mother doing? This time is- From all sides of you today, Dan. I tried telling you that generation loves Mendoza. This is very much a town divided. But you normally Normally, you don't get the University of Miami is us against the world, and it's even divided among Miami Cubans. What is that? You're telling Miami is getting into the game as the giant underdog, and also it's not just us against the world and nobody believed in us, but also the Cuban community is divided on which team to root for because we actually care about baseball.

There's been little effort about that. By Monday, you're going to think the game was invented in Havana. On my way out, she said, I came to this country for freedom. Dan's not going to take that away from me. Wait till they find out that the football is made of pig skin. Gas bag, my mother. I got it all from her. Why are you trying to take freedom away from your mother? Look, man, I don't know during these difficult times if you guys have had your families divided by political strife and Cubans not being the same and Cubans not thinking the same. But my mother and I right now? Not friends. Oh, no. Excommunicado. My mother has betrayed me publicly and privately with even saying that her heart whiffs another direction because he's a good Cuban boy who believes in God. I don't want to say bleep off, mom, but we've got a problem now, and I'm sorry, I have to say it publicly in front of everybody. Mary Mitz, man. The best part is she's not even listening to you, right? She's talking to Domino. She never does. She's talking to Domino. She's completely different.

My mother- You better be careful because it goes Mendoza and then Domino. All right? Yeah, right. It does. She is infatuated. Yeah, because That's right, because you got to be publicly humble and you got to thank God. You can't wear wrestling pants and have a ponytail. I want to give all the glory to God. It looks like she's feeling it. No. If Domino were exactly like Fernando Mendoza, she would not like him. He would be too rebellious. Then Cristobal would be the good Cuban boy. Bobby better lay down some law. Did my father sound sane to you in the last segment? No, no. It's been a weird show. Zaz has said three words since he slipped up. He's just grinning, putting a because it's like, Well, at least this is working. Let's just A-Gap it. So Zaz, look, you have been a tremendous blessing over the last six months for being- Hold it in. I'm not used to you losing your confidence during the show because, again, you had the best analysis that I have heard anywhere about the accurate ending to the Packers-Bears game. The packers winner, the bears lose. Colote. May that live an eternity.

Greg Cody, I have never seen you so happy. I mean, a two-time champion broadcaster stumbling like that, how often do you get to witness that? Just the opposite of eloquence. It's crazy. By the way, how did you and Papy not get fabuloso? That's the only answer I actually knew. I knew that. I thought I got that right. My father- I don't think so. Papy, you're thinking cookies were still in the tin jar. That was sad. I didn't like that. That was disappointing. Yeah, for the record, Greg, Sedano and Zaz missed that one, and the Levatards were there for the steal, which we learned altogether was a part of the game. My mother just accused me of not being Cuban, but I believe that I represented my family well and was undermined by trying to take advantage of what appears to be an old man's senility. My father not- What should you do every Tuesday anyways? Majism. Well, no, but my father, not understanding pán compiña and forgetting Fidel. Come on. By the way, we would have accepted a lot of answers. Harold. Kennedy. Clinton. Lo Hemócrata. The Newsplex and Rick Sanchez. Janet Reno. We would have gotten anybody.

Rick Sanchez. Do you understand my My father forgot Fidel and Elian. That's textbook dementia right on the realm of Trumps, which we should also talk about with my family. See where that goes. Now we're good. Let's bring them in. Let's bring them in. I got a couple of questions for mommy. Patriots think of themselves as more American than Cuban, and it's one of the reasons. I am really-We must have Greenland. We must. Let's work on it. I am so grateful for the stupidity of this game because they've lured in an old woman who wants to check out the Indiana cornerback. It's like, How the hell did we get here? And Colombia. Once we evak Andy Slater. When I walked up, she was playing an Instagram video that was just Indiana fans watching Fernando Mendoza highlights to Fernando by Abba. Yes, she played that for me as well. Look, man, are you guys not amused by if you want a beautiful syrupy with harps storyline, and I'm sure ESPN is going to give it to you this week and everyone else from Columbus High of what an unbelievable underdog story. The Cuban quarterback is best in the land, and now he comes to slay Miami with a victory that will make him an all-timeer.

Undefeated season, more games than anyone played. Best player in the sport. And also eight touch downs and five incompletions when it's mattered. 85% passing completion rate in three touch downs in six games. No college quarterback has done that this century. No pro-quarterback has done that this century. That's coming to represent Miami. How do I make the story more Cuban than it is? I say this genuinely to- I think we've done a good job. You're looking to make it more Cuban? Don Levatard. To us, residents. Oh, wow. That's pretty good. It's in there. It's better. You think I haven't been practicing? Stugatz. I didn't realize we had a substitute complicated legacy-brought you by headquarters Toyota. 441 Power Line Road, second down to 9. This is the Dan Levatard show with the Stugats. We are the epicenter, Dan. There is nobody more Cuban than what we've done the last two days. Maybe Mendoza's brother transfers to us. Look at me. The point I guess I'm making on Mendoza, you do understand that he is going to become the myth avatar symbol for the American dream told through Cuba representing freedom in Miami to be the best player in college football.

It's going to be all harps, all strings, all beautiful. I can root for this kid. He's humble and he thanks God. And then violence. Never even going to talk about him again after the Canes take that ass. By the way, is ESPN having you do anything after what they just heard from you right now? I need to call somebody. Who's your supervisor? We got him in a rhythm. We dumped it into him in the post. He said, took that ass, and now you're trying to... That's unfair. No, I'm just asking. Tony, we threw him a little check down in the flat. I sent a double team. He's a weather spoon working in the post. I sent a double team to him. You're mad because domino is more Cuban than you. You're mad because domino is more Cuban than you. How about we bring domino in here? Then we both are here. How about that? Domino is also more Cuban than me. No, that's obvious. I don't want to say anything. Look, you guys continue to offend me here by putting him in Jeremy's camp. No, look, I'm here for the joke. But Mike... Okay, wait a minute.

I've never seen Mike as mad as when they called him an arrepentido. That's as angry as I've ever seen Mike. We had Mike in the middle of the Vendia. He's pleased with himself because he's doing his victory lap. Okay, I'll take all manner of Ls around here, including carrying around my delirious father. He doesn't know what pancompinga is, but the loss I will not take is arrepentido. He learned it from me, Dan. He learned it from me. Mike Bryant has never been as more offended as when I called him arrepentido. Don't say that to me anymore. Don't you dare. I'm in exile. Well, my dad was. You were raised by Bird Bowl. Yes, I was. You were raised by that strip shop across the street. It used to be a laser deck, please. I can't believe that a sex shop is still functioning in 2026. Don't we do all that by Amazon now? It's like half costume shop. It was a majority of costumes in there. I failed to mention yesterday that the idea of an adult bookstore, it seems wildly outdated. Ironically, looking like a member of Pussy Riot. Again, that's not a sexual thing.

I'm just saying, how do those stay in business? I thought Amazon is putting all of that out of business because you could just order whatever you want online. Well, they seem to have found a different niche. Costumes. I mean, I know you perkt up. They were 50% off, too, by the way. You guys are not surprised? The industry's hurting, no? You guys think that the adult sex- No, they're killing it. There's There's a couple of tent pulls around Miami. You know the one on US One a little bit further down by the Brains, my USA. It used to be in a weird building. There's one there. I grew up by that one. That's how I know. You got play things. There's a couple of ones that are out there. But again, sometimes people like to go and see and feel what they're looking at. La Casa de los Trucos looks like that place. It's just a costume shop on. I've been there. It's not a sec. No, but it's old costumes. Look, those are costumes that have been returned. And gags. Those are costumes that have been returned for 50 years. Yeah, fair. I did a Tony tonight there, and it was great.

We had one guy who was like a magician in the back, like an old Cuban guy. He was like a magician. He had one of those shocker things to give a handshake to, and he got Lewis, and Lewis got fried. How great is this? Look at all the fun we're having around a national title game that Miami is playing. I mean, this is great, isn't it? This is a dream come true. It's literally a dream come true. I never thought it would happen to us again. This is great, man. It's so much fun. I'm just so happy. Ear to ear smile. Video, can you please put up in the other room somebody who's just arrived to see if we can take some of the smile off of Mike Ryan's face? Not Domino, not my father, not my mother. I was told that Billy Corbin has arrived. Billy Corbin wants to get and deserves to be near this Miami hurricane flame as the biggest historian in the history of the UM program. I've been told that by... Oh, there he is. Billy Corbin is here. He's a rock on tour. Saboteur. That guy sucks. Hey, what's up?

Go fuck yourself, Billy. All right, there it is. It started off with B. Okay. Okay. Suck it from the back, dog. Whoa, wait. Come on. They had that at play things, too. A little Tennessee twister. Two minutes. Personal foul. White the vision. Personal and foul. Come on, out of here. But Cody doesn't like Billy Corbin either. No. I mean, he's been critical of me. I don't respect anyone who doesn't respect me. You got to play it even. Billy Corbin is here now. Zaz, how do you feel about Billy Corbin? The only thing I think of when I think of Billy Corbin, very few better things are made by anyone in the history of Miami, artistically, Cocaine Cowboys and the U as movies. He's a great artist, and he fights for the right thing. I'm fine with Billy. I grew up with his little brother. Good family. I like Billy. Okay, this is going to be- This guy sucks, dude. That sucks today. This is Dan's happy place. Hold on a minute. A bunch of people I can pin up against each other. Hold on a minute. Billy Corbin is our people. Thank you, Jeremy. Where does he fall in the Vendia?

Be careful. Our people are our people. Our people are our people. Not our people. Trust me. He's not Columbus? Billy Corbin. That's not the same. Are people or are people? What do you mean those people? I don't like him saying that. I didn't say those people. He said those people. He pointed at me and said those people. Write it back. Find the tape. People or people? What did you say? People or people? He said those people. That side of my family doesn't like Billy Corbin. The other side of my family love Billy Corbin. He's a mench. I am looking forward to wherever we end up here. Billy Corbin is here to celebrate University of Miami's success. I want to apologize that we're pushing on the throttle this hard Tuesday. It's very early. We're building up to a live stream, the National Championship game, the most Cuban game ever played on Monday night. We are going to throw a party around here that I'm looking forward to. Roy, why are you shaking your head? No. What are you apologizing They're the National Championship, the University of Miami. Exactly right. Thank you, boy. Thank you. Let's go.

Voice of reason. Honorary Cuban. I just gave it to him. No, because Mike Ryan says- You're on charge. This show is not seen as pro-Miami, and I know how I alienate the national audience. Oh, my God. We're on Tuesday. The audience wants us to talk about another thing. We'll get taxes and O's. The audience wants us to... Wait a minute. The audience would like for us to lose. You do understand that, right? You can't be what Mike Ryan has been the last three years and the last three months and the in the last three weeks and the last three days and the last three minutes without pissing off the entire fan base of college football, because really, Miami thinks it's all that, and it's represented by this arrogant gasbag taking a victory lap on. I told you, Texas A&M wasn't that good. I told you we'd drag Ohio State. I told you, Ole Miss wouldn't matter, Lane Kiffin or not. I told you, I told you, make Miami an underdog at your own risk. Nine and a half point underdog against the defending champions. All right, bleep off, Ryan Day. It's going to feel like Michigan on you because it's just going to be out physical.

And now Miami's here at the top playing for the biggest game. Biggest game in 20 years. We're going to have to get him hammered. You're going to have to get my father. I want you to get my father. I had a hammer I'd swing it in the morning. I'd swing it in the evening all over the land if I had a hammer. Thank you. You know what? You're right. The rest of the country is rooting Fernando Mendoza, and the uprising of downtrod Indiana is the feel-good story here. We're not having that in South Florida, but for the rest of the country, that's the feel good story. One of many reasons why Miami- Chris Coty, what are you exhorting your father to do right now? Let my boy cook right now. Keep going. No, what I wanted from him was the rest of If I had a hammer, but he started running out of breath, got scared, stared at his I had a hammer. If I had a Yammer is what you should be saying. Yes, wow. I play on words there. I get that little rhyme going. Well done. Look at you. Playing with it and the words, too.

What's going on? Mike's given him the business right now, which I like. What's going on with your catchphrases in the Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody? A big one, Dan. We were on 48 and 47, and he's counting down two a week for the rest of time. Now, I will say, I think we only give one away. No, give them both to us. Let the audience, send them over to go find out the other one. Last week we got, Can I get a click, click? And it caught on. Where's my click, click? Is how it goes. There's my click, click. I saw multiple tweets of people that have started doing that with their kids in the last week. It's good. It needs to be a T-shirt. You made it a wrap, Dan. I'm sorry I did that. And what is now 48? 50 of the greatest catchphrases of all time by Greg Cody, a historical catchphrase guy. Zazla, you have been great just staring around and looking around with the cigar. You have been killing it for 90 minutes, selling the bit visually. And I thank you for staying in the game and fighting to the bitter end, even though you are a remains of confidence right now.

I salute you. So, dad, number 48. Number 48 is a butterfinger. That's a classic. Yeah, thank you. Properly rated. It's what he says to my brother whenever he drops a ping-pong ball. And that's the one that's segued into a song. Right now Billy Corbin is going, That's why I've always hated him. Okay. You're piece of-Du kümmers dich, jeden Tag, andere, dich und dein zu Hause. Du kümmers dich, wenn es drauf ankommt. Und weil du dich kümmers, kümmern wir uns das Geld, das du dafür brauchst, damit Kredit so einfach wird wie noch nie. Hol auch du dir jetzt Right now Billy Corbin is going, That's why I've always hated him. Okay. You piece of You.