Transcript of WHAT BOUNDARY HAVE YOU CROSSED TO GET WHAT YOU WANT?! | EP 437

Bro, I think these men are just willing to talk about it.

Yeah, and we're just not.

And we're talking about PSI.

Psi. Are we laughing about it? Yeah, PSI.

It's crazy. I wanted to feel pretty. Say it. Say it like a man.

So as you guys already know, we go straight into the question of the week. And the question of this week was, what's the boundary you've crossed to get what you want? This one was interesting for me.

I'm interested to hear what you... What submissions you have. Okay, cool.

What boundary have you crossed to get what you want? I broke up with my girlfriend because I met my future wife and been together ever since.

That's a love story, though. It's also difficult. It's difficult, but don't let your girlfriend stop you from finding your wife. Am I right? I'm all right. Am I right, guys? Yeah. Am I right, guys? We can do it, too. Yeah, we can do it, too.

We can do it, Yeah, recall. You already know what the recall is. Recall. Yeah, we can do it, too.

Yeah, mom. Damn. Okay, cool. A boundary you've crossed to get what you want. Not me, but a girl in our group chat leaked all the level three secrets we had to another group chat just so she could seem funny to the boy she liked. One of the least severe was where one of the girls in the group chat was masturbating to a screen recording of a teacher's Zoom call. Level three group chat secrets leaked, so you can seem funny, funny to the guy you like. You can never do that to us. Bro. For. Level three group chat secrets.

I can't even compute what I want to say to that.

Bro.

That's insane stuff.

Yeah, I'd put a hefty bounty on her head. A wholesome bounty. Yeah, I put a bounty on her head, bro. The fact that she knew they were level three as well.

Bro, this is secret. This is That's the current level. There's tears of secrets in that group chat. Because you want your little boyfriend to laugh.

Wow. Yeah, you'll lose a couple of fingers for that.

Yeah, and it's going to be them fingers. Yeah, it's going to be them fingers. What's the boundary you've crossed to get what you My friend's sister just looked too good.

Damn. It's always the sister, bro. It's always the sister. She just looked too good.

My friend My sister just looked too good. That's a boundary.

Yeah, that is a boundary. That's a boundary. I would never move to your sister. I couldn't.

Bro, I would never move to any of my boys' siblings, ever.

I had one boy who had twin sister. And this one, they were white and not make us a difference, but you'd think they were identical. And it put me off so much. You would literally think they were identical. And it was crazy to me that it put me off so much because he would say, when he went to school, he used to tell me, when he went to school, all of his When all of his boys would try and move to his sister, he's a rugby guy, so this is another one of that mess. They would always try and move to his sister. I remember the first time I saw it, I was thinking, that's crazy. I remember the first time I saw his sister, I was like, she looks like you. That's boss. Yeah. I'm not moving to that.

Because all I see is you.

Yeah. I can imagine unless you look completely different, if I actually fancied one of my boys' sisters, there would be a time in a certain angle, a certain light, that they look like my boy and it'll make me feel sick. Yeah.

It's peak. It's peak. So you just don't cross that boundary.

Yeah, you just don't. You don't cross that boundary. Boundary you've crossed to get what you want. I lent him money for some dick. The dick was trash. I never got the money back. Lent him money for dick.

Yeah, I hope she learned that lesson.

I hope so. She deserved every ounce of disappointment that she got. Wow.

I never got the money back. Speaking of money, what's the boundary you've crossed to get what you want? I will lie What about money to anyone that's willing to listen and then take advantage of them. Anyone that's willing to listen?

What's actually wrong with people? I always think scammers and teeth and everyone in that-I don't know why that was funny.

I don't know why that was funny.

It just is. Bro, all that, man, I don't understand how they can wake up and think, I'm looking to lie and steal today. Cheat. To get what I want. Every day. Anyone who will listen. I'm taking the money. From a sob story.

Yeah. There's no soul, no heart, nothing.Yeah, that's disgusting.Yeah, nothing.

Yeah, that's disgusting. Right. A boundary you've crossed to get what you want. I blew all my savings on a season ticket. I blew all my savings on a season ticket for my friend just to get some alone time with his girlfriend. Fast forward, her and I are married now, and every day I I hear a little voice in my head saying, You should have just gone to the games.

He regrets it.

He regrets it all. Yeah, he just wishes he should have just gone to the season games with his boy. Fuck. These times, he stole the girlfriend, he married her, and he was like, Why am I doing?

Why didn't I just go to the games?

I should have just gone to the games.

The fact that that's still a thought years later.

Bro, the marriage is-It's haunting him. It's down the drain. Fuck. I should have just gone to the games. Fuck. Yeah.

It will hit you at the most random time as well, that thought.

Yeah, bro. I lost a friendship. I lost that time on amazing football. To marry who? Her.

You're just being like, coming out of the shower, getting ready in the mirror and stuff. You think, Fuck, I should just gone to them games.

Yeah, bro, I wish I just went to them games, bro.

Fuck. She's just calling your name from downstairs.

You just thinking, Fuck. Shut up, shut up.

Screaming to the towel. She should just gone to them games.

Screaming to the towel. Shut up.

What's the boundary you've crossed to get what you want? I used my friend's sex toys when she went to work in the morning.

What did you want?

She wanted nuts.

Yeah. That's disgusting.

To get what she wanted, she got it.

She just wanted a nut. Brejrin's sex toy. Yeah. What are you even doing in the yard when you're Brejrin's at work?

Valid.

Valid. How How do you look yourself in the mirror thinking, My Breedran is out making money and I'm at home like a bum using her sex toy.

Maybe she's on a night shifting. She ain't on a night shifting, bro. But we don't know.

We know. Maybe she works shift.

Maybe she works three to nine.

She don't work nowhere. She can't even buy her a sex toy. It's valid. She don't work nowhere. Valid.

Yeah. Damn.

Fucking how valid. Right. Bound you across to get what you want. I slept with my friends situationship just to show her he ain't shit. Yeah, it landed on the second bounce. Yeah. It landed on the second bounce. Wow. I fucked him just to show her he ain't shit. Shut up.

Everyone's treacherous in this bitch.

Yeah. There's no way you're getting off me when I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, I knew you weren't shit.

Don't.

Shut up, man. Who are you trying to gas, man? Yeah, come on, man. I don't care.

You just want your ego stroke. Who are you trying to gas?

Yeah, tell her then. Fuck.

Yeah, mad. What's the boundary you've crossed to get what you want? Sending nudes to a married man to get vids of him wanking and calling me beautiful because I was in need of the validation.

This isn't even funny anymore. I needed the validation validation. I just wanted to see him fapping to me and saying, You're beautiful, you're beautiful.

Because I needed the validation. That's a low point in life.

I always wonder, who's really kidding who in terms of... I've got no more, by the way. Okay, cool. Who's really kidding who in terms of... We hear a lot of the female submissions being like, I just wanted to feel pretty. I just wanted the validation. I fucked this I felt my best friend's mind just to feel beautiful or to see if he wanted me on all this stuff. And he's cheating on his girlfriend with me, which means it makes me feel like the most beautiful girl in the world that he's even willing to risk his relationship just to sleep with me, all this stuff. I think, are these lot that insecure and deluded, or are they just the only one talking about it? Are we just numb and not self-aware enough to understand that that we also do things to feel pretty and to feel validated?

Mandem. Mandem. Okay. Are you saying, are we not talking about as Mandem?

As Mandem, we're just not out here saying... Because let's be real, bro, I've said with some people I didn't find attractive.We've.

All been there. Because they wanted me. Yeah, and you felt sexy about it.I felt sexy.Yeah, you're thinking, I can get whoever I want whenever I want.

Yeah, bro, she wanted me. It made me feel sexy. Did I find her attractive? No.

But it was something about that situation.

Yeah, because she wanted me. That's all there was about it.

It's mad.

She wanted me, bro. She can have other people, or maybe she could, but I convinced myself she can have whoever she wants, and she wants your boy. So I went through with it. I didn't want to go through with it, but I was just like, it validates me.

And the PNC rocked you.

Bro, PNC in general, if we just talk about PNC, so this is what I'm talking about. This is exactly what What are you talking about? These lot are saying, I did this or wanted this or received this because I wanted validation. I wanted to feel beautiful. I wanted this, I wanted that. And we're saying PnC will rock you. Pnc is literally the realization that you've just done something that you didn't want to do because you wanted validation.

Yeah.

Because when you're with the love of your life, there's no such thing as PnC. Valid. There actually is no PnC.

All you want to do is cuddle. Yeah, facts.

All you want to do... Fam, all you want to do is cuddle. And when you have received nudes from a ting that you don't even like, and you've used those nudes to FAP that PnC, you're like, what am I doing? What am I actually doing? You realize because you only got the nudes because you wanted the validation. When you slept When you call the girl and you get PnC, it's only because you're realizing now, What the fuck did I just do? Because I've just slept with someone that I don't want to sleep with because I want the validation.

You've lasted over this specific situation for ages. Yeah. Now that I've achieved this, I can go home.

It's like, Why was I doing this? The last thing you want to do is cuddle. The last thing you want to do is be touched or cuddle because you're like, I'm ashamed and I don't want to be here because I've done something that I truly really didn't even want.

There's nothing worse than cuddling a thing that you didn't even want to fuck. There is nothing worse.

The after care is-Oh, there's nothing worse. It's a chore. And you're just like, why is this happening?

Because she's here on your chest. You're just looking up.

You're looking up in the heavens. Yeah, bro, you're looking up and blinking. And You're stiff in the bed. You're stiff in the bed. There's no grip from me. My hand's out, like, palm down like this. And I'm like, let me go. Let me go. I'm pretty sure PnC is literally the male equivalent of Girls who are open enough to say, Hey, I did it because I wanted to feel pretty. I wanted the validation. I'm pretty sure it's the same thing.

Yeah, man. I think we've reached a consensus. Yeah, consensus. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, man.

Bro, I think these men are just willing to talk about it.

Yeah, and we're just not.

And we're talking about PNC.

We're laughing about it. Yeah, PNC.

It's crazy. I wanted to feel pretty. Say it. Say it like a man. I wanted to feel pretty. Fair. Fair fucking played you. You made me feel pretty and you made me feel like a man. And that's why I'm here naked and ashamed. Fuck. I'm not PnC. Fuck. Yeah, it's tough.

It's dark, man. Yeah, it's dark. All right, I got two more. What's the boundary you've crossed to get what you want? I told my co-worker's wife to check his phone so she could see he was cheating on her with me.

That's one thing I won't put up with, though.

As which part-Okay, so I read it all out and I'll tell you exactly why I can't be each party. Told my co-worker's wife to check his phone so she could see he was cheating on her with me.

I'm not being the wife. Yeah. I'm not being told by the op, do some due diligence. I'm not having the op come to my door and tell me to do due diligence on my man. Just to be rocked because I don't know who I married. I'm also sick to death of these side pieces overstepping boundaries. She got what she wanted. Yeah, she got what she wanted. You knew I was married. Leave it alone. Leave it alone. How dare you?

How dare you? But from an outsider location. It's a script.

Yeah, it's a script. It's a script. Fuck, man. All right, last one.

This one is I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. What's a boundary you've crossed? I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. What's a boundary you've crossed to get what you want? I faked a pregnancy. Okay, stop. And then faked the abortion. It was a very emotional time for the both of us. Smiley face. She just wanted him not to leave. Yeah. And that, that manipulation, will send a man under.

Yeah, 100% it will.

Under.

Yeah, 100% it will. What? 100% it will.

Faked a pregnancy, then faked an abortion.

It was an emotional time for the both of Smiley face. Tapt.

Arkham Asylum tapped.

Yeah. Fuck, man. Some people really have the ability to just disassociate.

Yeah.

Disassociate. Yes, literally. Completely dissociate. And they can watch their partner break down and just be like... And they justify that. Ultimately, it's for the best. You shouldn't be leaving me anyway. So yes, you're suffering right now all from this make believe, but you shouldn't be going anywhere anyway. So once this is done, you'll realise-I'm the one.

Yeah, I'm the one. You're going to stay with me.

So all of this is worth it. Yeah, it's rough. Anyway, guys, welcome to this show. Anyway, guys, welcome to this insightful episode. Indeed. Of Shits & Gigs with your boys Daddy James and Daddy Fuad. Let's go. If you like what you see, like what you hear and want to get a little bit more, please head on over to patreon. Com/schitsandgigs. Contribute £3 a month. £10 a day. Run the fee.

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Okay, cool.

If you were to look at me with brand new eyes, just brand new eyes, would you think I'm handsome?

I would.

You said that. No hesitation, yeah.

Really?

I would, of course. Swear.

Swear?

Because the day I woke up and I just really didn't feel handsome.

I think every human on this Earth has felt that about themselves, not about you. Now let's clap back for the clown chat. Yeah, fair.

Clap back for the clown chat. Yeah, fair.

I couldn't believe it. Yeah, fair. I said, No, no, sure not.

Fair, fair, fair, fair, fair.

But yes, so to pick up from where you left off, I feel like every human being looks at themselves in the mirror one day or the other and thinks, Fuck me, I just don't feel sexy.

I don't feel sexy.

I just don't feel sexy. One, it's normal. Two, I feel like it also makes you want to get back to that optimum point you feel like you were at stage in your life and feel like, Listen, I know what my capabilities are. I know what my potential is. Why can't I just achieve that today or tomorrow, whatever? You woke up today and didn't feel sexy and wanted to ask me if I think you're handsome.

Yeah. Is that what it stemmed from? Because obviously, there's a lot of times we've spoke about before, where you can just stand in front of the mirror naked and just be like, Fupa, fupa, go away. I don't feel sexy. Yucky, yucky. Let's get in the gym. But today was more of a I need a trim, my beard's not lined, I was going to put on a hat and I was like, I don't want it. I'm tired of running away. And then my face felt a bit puffy. I had some dark circles under my eyes, and I looked at myself and I've seen my face so many times, obviously. I was like, Am I even handsome? Am I even good looking? Or am I just a nigger? Just any fucking guy.

I hear where you're coming from. It's also, like you said, you've seen your face millions of times. I've seen my face millions of times, and it's like, you just get used to it. You generally just get used to your own look. It's one of them ones where, again, going back to validation type of thing, when someone else compliments you or thinks you are the most handsome person in the world, or if I think a female is the most beautiful person in the world, the self doubt kicks in. It's like, I know what I look like. How can you tell me I look like this?

Yeah, facts. Because, bro, when I'm thinking about love, I'm thinking about looking at the love of my life every single day and being like, damn, you're fine. You're actually fucking fine. And then that's when I looked at myself and went like that, and I was like, ain't no one saying that about you, bro. Ain't no one saying that about you today.

But you need to understand as well, people would have seen you, me, everyone in this room at their best and at their worst.

You see what I'm saying? I've had some worst. I've had some worst.

I've had not even capital Fupa. I've had no trims, Fupa, fucking beard is all over the place, no gym, string being up. I've been down in a dance. And I've still been I've still been held. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, I hear you. It's one of them ones where you just have to really, really, really look in the mirror and be like, damn, this bitch loves me for who I am. Do you see what I'm saying? Do you actually see what I'm saying? Because it's not exterior anymore. It's all interior. It's all interior. It's what you bring to the table. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She knows this is just a bad day or a bad period. God.

Yeah.

Because Because when you're at your optimum, when you're at your peak, the world is your roaster.

It's true. I think it mainly stemmed from the fact that I really wanted a trim. I was supposed to have a trim yesterday and it got canceled. That's when I feel my sexiest. Of course, who doesn't? And then we had a great gym session. Residual pump from yesterday plus fresh trim, I would have felt level 11. I woke up someone that didn't have any of those things, and I was like, I'm just ugly. So thank you for saying that. I believe you would have said, Yeah, I believe you with your tone. If I asked you, Do you think I'm handsome with fresh eyes? If you were lying, you would have been like, Yeah, of course. And you would look at Rem for him to nod. But you didn't. You looked me in my eyes like a man and said, Yeah, without a shadow of a doubt. Of course, Jay. Fair play. I think you're handsome, too.Thank you, G. Appreciate it.You're welcome.Right.I have a recommendation.Hit me.

Oh, my God. I have a recommendation, by the way.Okay.So.

There is...You're watching stuff, but you got time on your hands. Continue.

You know what it is? It's about Before I get into it, I've been desperately, desperately, as you might know, scratching and cloring to get back in routine. Just routine. So my hotel days now are all specifically routine. I will literally leave the studio on a Monday. Me and you will go in gym. I'll go to my hotel, check in, get to my room, and immediately I will work on my notes for today's episodes. Cool. Then after that, I will order dinner, whatever I'm having. And then after that, I will binge watch something until it's time to sleep. And that is my routine. That is what I'm doing. I'm not straying from it. That's what I'm doing. So that's why recently I've just had time because before, bro, I'll be in And recently, again, also to top that, I've not been touching my phone. So while I'm doing all those things, my phone is on the table, I'm not touching it. And before I was finding out that I was like, I'll have something on and I'll be playing chess And then I'll be also on Instagram and on TikTok, and then I'll be doing something else.

Bro, time's going and going and going. And then, bro, time's going, and then I'll be coming in on my way to work on a Tuesday morning thinking, Yeah, bro. Also, I don't have anything to say. I don't have anything to contribute because I don't even know what I did last night. I don't know what I did last night. And it's bought as like, I hate it. It was happening week after week after week after week. I fully hear that to be fair. So recently, I have been watching Bear Shit because literally routine is sitting, bang, bang, bang, bang, binge watch, sleep.

It feels like you've got more time on your hands, but you're just using your time differently.

Facts, 100%. I started watching the brand new version of basically what was Tiger King. It's called Chimp Crazy.

I've never even heard of this. Animated.

It's not animated. It is literally Tiger King for Chimps. Okay. Bro, it follows a lady called... Oh, gosh. Can you go and cast or something, please, Ram? Tanya Tony Haddocks. Okay, cool. She is the Joe Exotic of the situation. So Tanya Haddocks, she loves chimps, and she started working with this woman called... Scroll down for me. See if she's on there. Connie Casey. Connie Casey had the most notorious chimp reservation, whatever you want to call it. At one point, she had 26 chimps living with her, and she would host parties where she would bring a baby chimp to a party and all this stuff. She was famous for chimps, and she would sell chimps to like, celebrities and all this shit. She was making millions of these chimms, right? And then they changed the laws about what she was allowed to have and all this shit. And this, Tanya Haddocks, was working with Monkeys for years. She's just like a normal lady. She's got pee for no reason, just like fucking Joe Exotic, just got pee for no reason. And basically, she got invested with this company and took over from the Connie Casey lady and was just looking after these chimps.

When I say she loves these chimps, she loves these chips. She goes on to say, I love these chimps more than I love my children. Bro, she loves chimps, bro. Basically, it's all about Peter, the animal protection cherry. Okay. Peter getting involved with how these chimbs are being handled because they're all in small cages. She feeds them like McDonald's every day. It's crazy, bro. It's crazy. What? Bro, that's not the half of it, I'm trying my best to hold my tongue. That's not the half of it. Mcdonald's. Mcdonald's is the least alarming. Okay. Basically, just on about Tanya Tanya. What happened was a big part of the case is this is the only thing I'm going to spoil. A big part of it is that Peter actually rock up one day and they're like, You know what? We're taking these chips off of you. They need to be in this massive, massive, massive wildlife Enclosure where there's loads of other chimps. It's a haven for them. When you see the pictures of this space, they want to take them, you're like, you're actually out of order for not even wanting them to go there because it looks lit.

And these men are in cages. Basically, there's seven chimps or eight chimps, and they're like, cool, we're picking them up on Friday. They pull up, sedate the chips, take the chips. She's like, fuck you, fuck you. She doesn't show up to them coming to take them. They take them, and she's all like, whatever. They should have never gone. I miss those chimps. I love those chimps. There's one chimp called Tonka, who used to be in bear movies when he was younger. They pull up, save the chimps, take him to the reservation. Everything's calm. One chimp's missing. Tonka's missing. So they pull up on Tanya and they're like, Where's Tonka? She was like, Oh, he died. And they're like, Cool. How did he die? They're like, What the fuck if I know, bro? He was ill in it. He was old. He was ill. He just died. And they're like, Show me evidence that he's dead. And she's like, Are you insane? I I love Tonka more than I love my own child, and you accuse me of lying. And they're like, Bro, please.Just show me the evidence.Show me the evidence. So she pulls out this bag of ashes, and she's like, These are Tonka's ashes.

When I tell you it looks like Nesquik, It looks like chocolate milk powder, bro. And then she's like, Yeah, we burnt him. Jesus. Yeah. He died and we cremated him, and these are his ashes. And they're like, Cool. Are you sure? And she's like, Yeah, of course. Anyway, they're like, We don't believe it, and we're going to take you to court. So they have to go to court, and randomly they do it over... Oh, yeah, because this was during the pandemic. They do it over Zoom. So there's a court hearing over Zoom, and the guy from the general counsel from Peter is like, Big man, your Honor, this bitch is lying. Tonka is out there somewhere, and we're trying to find him, and we can't find him. And the judge is like, Cool, cool. What do you have to say for yourself? She's like, He died, big man. And then the judge is like, Cool. How did he die? And she's like, she goes into hysterics. She's like, I walked in one day and he was laying there and he wasn't breathing. I wanted to check if he was breathing, so I poked him on the stick and he wouldn't move.

And she starts screaming. She's like, Can't take us anymore. The judge is like, Yo, let's take a 10 minute recess. Calm down. You need to She's like, Ah, Tonka, Tonka, I miss you so much, Tonka. And then they're like, We're going to take a recess. Take a recess. So everyone's like, All right, cool. Take a recess. They all turn off their cameras and she's like, Fucking dickhead. And then the judge is like, Your mic is still on. And she's like, Tonka, Tonka, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And then she's like, Close the thing. And then the judge is like, Cool. Granted, you're moving sauce. But legally speaking, yes, you're not proving to me that he's dead because the tingle looks like Nesquik. But we also can't prove that he's alive. So we're going to have to unless these men can bring categorical evidence that he's alive. Also, they found a text with her text on her bred you and saying, I'm just at the shop getting food for Dunker. That's what they brought to court. Slopy. She's so slopy, bro. Slopy. So, bro, caught over. She's like, I'm going to have to ask Peter to leave you alone unless they can actually make a case that he's definitely alive.

Because you're saying he's dead. It doesn't seem like he's dead because you're just chatting shit. They're saying he's alive, but also, where is he then? So cool. Because you can't just keep him in the yard. He's a dangerous animal. He has to be in a cage. So they've searched all the places that he could possibly be, and it's not looking like he's anywhere. So we're going to have to charge it. She's gassed. She's ringing Connie like, Connie, they're going to leave us alone. Finally, it's all good. It's all done. Yada, yada, yada. And she's got the cameraman in her house. She skips down to the basement. Tonka's in a cage. She's like, Tonka! Tonka's there the whole time. Tonka, Tonka, Tonka, we won.Oh my God. On camera. Oh my God. So now they've brought the footage to the director who's the same director who made Tiger King. And they're like,What do we do?What do we do? What do we do? The director's like,Let's just see how it goes. Okay. Let's just see how it goes. Let's just see how it goes.What the fuck? And then it just continues from there. What the fuck? Halfway through it, I've got two more episodes to go.

It's fucking fascinating.

And this is on HBO.

It's on HBO, so you can watch it on now TV or sky or whatever. Yeah, you'll be locked in immediately. I want to say when people, they love these chimps because it follows her. It follows a lot of other people who are obsessed with chimps. And there's one tragic incident on there. Well, once these chimps mature, Especially the boys.

Yeah, dangerous.

It's dangerous.

Yeah, I'm not surprised.

Bro, there was one chimp. This is already a renowned story. You'll hear about it on here, but it's already a renowned story. So I'm not spoiling much. One chimp called Trevor or some shit. Travis. Bro, again, he was in adverts. He was all this stuff, and this lady was looking after him. And once he grew up, she was keeping him in a cage and all this stuff. Bro was getting rampant. And he always... He Everyone in the family was saying he was like their child. When he was growing up, before he had that testosterone in him, he would jump in the car. He was literally, they said he was a child who couldn't speak. Anything he wanted, he would dress himself. Bro, when I say these men are smart, they dress themselves. They put the trousers on themselves, they put their diapers on, they put the top on, everything like that, and he'll get the car keys and we're like, Let's go for a ride. Then the mom will take him for a ride and all this shit. Then he'll be like, I want ice cream. Then go get ice cream. He was literally a uke that just couldn't speak.

So intelligent. Bro, once he got had like, testosterone in him, he was rocking up to people. And he had him at a birthday party one time and he grabbed a uke. Bro, he grabbed a uke one time and they were like, Yo. When I say these men are strong. I bet.

Brother. I bet.

Travis, one day, Was racking on his cage. I want to go out. I want to go out. I want to go out. So the mom's like, Fuck, I'm going to have to take him out. I haven't taken him out in days, but I'm scared. But he's my son. I have to take him out. Takes him out, and one of her bredrins comes around to help take him out because she's going to take him out. But she rings a bredrin who's been there since Travis was born. I was like, Look, I'm going to take Travis for a ride. But he scares me a little bit. But she wouldn't tell the police. She wouldn't tell anyone because they know they would take him. She was like, He's scaring me recently. He's so aggressive, but he wants to go out. I can't keep him in this cage all day. I have to take him out, bro. She takes him out. A friend pulls up like Travis, Travis. Travis leaps on her, eats her face off, rips her hair off, yams her Her nose off, her jaw.

Oh, is that the bredrin?

Yeah, it's the bredrin. It wasn't the main lady. It was the bredrin.

I've seen this story.

Ete her face off. I've seen this story before. So the main lady calls her like, Come and kill my fucking monkey now. She's on the police. They got the recording. Come and kill this now. Now, bro. He's killing my friend. Come and shoot him. So all the police rock up like, Monkey, what's she on about? They see Travis going apeshit, no pun, on home girl, ripping her limb from limb, and they're like, oh, shit. One police car pulls up Travis, fucking stop. And the mom's like, fucking shoot him. He ain't going to stop. The police officer said Travis pulled up to the cop car and ripped the door off. No. You, man, shook the car twice, ripped the door off and threw it. Jesus Christ.

A monkey, that.

Yeah. Ripped a whole door off a car. That's strength. It's insane strength. That's strength. Bro, ripped the door off the car.

Oh my God.

When I said the policeman said, shot him. Bro, shot him.

Yeah, no wonder he couldn't fucking rip limbs off. Is he ripping doors off inches?

Ripping doors off cars, bro. And then he shot him, shot him, shot him. Still didn't kill him. Shot him bare-time, didn't kill him. And then, apparently, this is the sad part. Once he was shot, he literally just ran back in his cage, closed the door and just died. Just died in there. It was sad, bro. Jim Crazy, bro. It's a show. It is literally, in my opinion, equally as good as Tiger King. Okay. Tiger King was interesting. Tiger King was a game changer. That video was interesting.

Yeah, bro. He didn't even like it at the time.

Yeah, bro. This is just like Tiger King.

It's so good. Tiger King came out around COVID. I remember watching it in COVID and this was recorded around COVID, right? Interesting.

It looks like the guy literally recorded Tiger King and went straight up to see Home Gun and recorded this because it was all shot in 2021. Okay. Damn, son.

Scary hours, bro. Say less.

The chim stuff is nuts. Let me add that.

I still got my recommendation list. I bet. Was it called Chimp Crazy.Chimp.

Crazy, bro.All right. It's nuts.

All right, cool.

Yeah, I've heard all sorts, man.

Say again.

I've heard all sorts. If you're getting a fight with a chim, they will literally rip you. Apparently, they go for your fingers. They rip your fingers off. If you're a lad, they rip your cock off.

Yeah, They don't play.

They rip your dick off. If you're a guy, just anything.

They really don't play, bro. These chimps are nuts, bro. They're nuts, Ellis.

You don't want to fuck with them, man.

They're so strong. It doesn't even make sense.

Would you rather fight a chim or a tiger?

Don't be silly. It's actually a good question.

I don't think I'm... I'm not surviving either. Yeah.

I think I would rather fight a chim.Chimp, yeah. Because I feel like... First of all, have you seen the size of a fully-growing tiger? It's the biggest animal on Earth. Yeah, fair. Bro, the head on his man, boss, it's massive. In my head, I feel like if a chim was running towards me and jumped, Because of the size of them, I could rock him in the face as hard as I can, and it will still do equivalent damage as if I was rocking you.

You've drawn for me three times in two seconds.

I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm The point was crazy. I feel like rocking a chimp as hard as you can will be equivalent, as far as his concussion is concerned, equivalent to rocking a bre, in my head.

Your scaphoid bone would split.

Yeah, bro, I already know this part of my head will come out. Split. Yeah, bro. But I feel like if it came up with me, I could go, what? Bam. And if I don't rock him on that one, it's obviously charged. He will chase you. Tiger, I'm pretty sure if it was leaping at me, I would just go, bink, and it would just kill. It wouldn't even stop his rhythm.

It wouldn't do nothing.

It wouldn't even stop his rhythm. He wouldn't even know what happened.

Fuck. It would have to be a chimp, 100%.

Yeah, same. I think I'd want to be a chimp.

Even if you climb a tree, they can climb too fast.

They're climbing way faster than you. There's nothing you can do. There's no escape.

The motherfuckers are mad.

It's terrifying. They're so scary, bro. When you watch this thing, when they're fucking around, they'll be They'll swing in and then just to annoy you, they'll two foot the glass. So they'll swing, swing, swing, and then swing and go, boom. It's terrifying, bro. It's terrifying. You don't fuck with a chimp, bro. Yeah, fuck that. Guys, let's take a very, very quick break and listen closely. Ladies, do you want your man's grooming routine to be a one and done deal? Well, the days of him using the same trimmer for his face and his private parts are over. Thanks to our friends at...

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I dated Norma for two years. A woman in her friend's circle got engaged, but I wasn't pressed by that. I'm not ready to commit. I'm not sure if I'll never be ready. I'm comfortable with our living agreement. Neither one of us can afford to live apart, so there's no need to marry. Things were smooth and steady until events. My dear reader, events. A second woman in Norma in Norma's circle, in Norma's circle, got engaged, so I bought a low-end ring and proposed Norma, I need to put you on a performance improvement plan or something. I'm not satisfied financially, emotionally, or sexually to marry you.

The trifecta isn't crazy. The trifecta is crazy. So hang on, wait, wait, wait. He's been with Norma for two years. Yeah. One thing in a group gets engaged and he's like, Fuck, engaged or married? Engaged. So one thing in her group gets engaged and he's like, whatever. He just brushes it off. A second thing gets engaged and he's like, for fuck's sake. Cool. Let me just buy a little ring. Budgeting. Budgeting. And then let's just get this other way because I know she's thinking, Why not me? Why not me? He proposes and she's like, Are you joking? Sexually, you're not satisfying me. Financially, you're not satisfying me. Emotionally, you're not satisfying me. That's three things I can't hear.

His reply is just emojis, like sad face, crying face, covering my face.

Yeah.

I don't bring money or feelings to the table, but I know I can fuck. I know I can fuck. My heart hurts a little. I returned the ring to Walmart.

Walmart?

What to do now? Does this mean I'm single? I'm scared to revisit the convo. She may put me out.

Help. You're That's not satisfying me in any which way possible.

Financially, emotionally, or sexually.

And he said, I know I'm broke and I know I'm not emotional, but you're a lie if you say I can't fuck.

Because that dick, I know I throw down.

The dick, yeah, I know I fuck. I know I throw down. You're a joke, man. Just charge.

Just charge the whole thing. But...

Fuck. That's horrible. That is horrible. Especially misreading the relationship so entirely that you think she's so jealous that all of her girls are getting engaged. So you feel obligated to propose. And she's like, ObviouslyNot. Obviously not.

Obviously not. It's also like, I feel like it's also cowardish from his part. If you're going to double down and say, We live together, everything's fine, whatever, whatever. I don't need marriage. Why are you folding After the second engagement.

Because he's already scared. She's going to put him out.

He has exasperated that situation by proposing with the Walmart ring.

Yeah, of course.

He probably had a few more months in the bag.

Yeah, 100%, but he's broke. It was probably going to be Walmart now or Walmart later. Valid. Walmart ring is crazy. I didn't even know they did rings in there. Neither did I.

That's what's crazy about it.

That's scary. That's really not nice. You're not satisfying me. For some reason, guys can't hear you're not satisfying me sexually.

No bag in here.

It doesn't actually matter what else you say. That's the only one I can hear.

I will go back to my other home. Yeah.

You see what I'm saying? There's someone out there that was satisfied, and even if she wasn't satisfying me, I can't hear that my dick is I just can't hear it.

It bruises egos that have never been bruised before. Yeah.

Then on top of that, I'm broke and I can't connect with you on emotional level. Emotional level. I'm a nobody. I'm a shadow in this house. Is what you're telling me?

That's a trifecta.

You're not satisfying me financially, emotionally, or sexually.

You'd have to break down. You'd have to break down.

Of course you would. Okay, so first of all, it's obviously, what do you mean sexually? Okay, what do you actually mean when you say... Are you just saying stuff or are you just- She's just like, You know what I mean.

When last did I come? You know what I mean. You've got no response. Exactly, you've got no response because you start replaying the last bangs you've had in your head.

When last did I come? When last did I not?

You tell me, James.

Stop. No. You tell me- Because I know what I'll do is I will grab her and pull her in. What? And then I'll try and lips her and then I'll cry. I'll grab her, pull her in and be like, what? You want a fucking nut? And I'll kiss her. And then tears will start streaming. Because if you stop, you'll be thinking about the drive. And then I'll just loosen my grip. You have to let go. That's what I thought.

Let go and let God, man.

Yeah, I should say that's exactly what I thought. Get out. And you're broke.

Yeah, man. Yeah, man.

Yeah, it's horrible.

That is horrible. Yeah. Let us know in the comments what you do because that's crazy.

That's nothing else to do, bro. That's crazy. The only thing you can do is start again. Start a new job, start a new life, do some Kegels or whatever you need to do to get a better dick. And yeah, just move on. But yeah, you said you got an update for us as well.

Yes. So I finished Mondalorian. Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy. I recommend it to everybody. Fucking, I was heavy. I've watched the first two Star Wars movies. I've watched A New Hope and I've watched...

A New Hope. Empire Strikes Back. Empire Strikes Back. And what's the last one called?

I'm not on the third one. I have no idea.

Return of the Jed. I was going to say Return of the Sif. That's a different one.

Which order are you doing it in again?

I'm watching it in release order. Release. Yeah, in logical order. Like I said, I've watched the first two movies, and I'm just going to say this, Leia is a sket. Princess Leia is a scape, and she knows that Luke likes her, and she lipses him in front in the first one. Yeah. We're thinking... Because obviously, Han is trying to say, Oh, I know you like me. I know you like me type of thing.

Yeah, he's doing Playboy.

Yeah, he's like, Leia's like, You know nothing about women. And Lips is Luke in front of Han. I'm thinking, Okay. Second one rolls around. Luke's off training, trying to save a couple of Donnies. And all of a sudden, these men are saying they love each other. I'm thinking, Leia, what are you actually on?

It's so crazy that we're having this conversation. You have no idea. You have no idea. You have no idea about like... This is amazing to hear. This is actually such a take.

It's different insight. Yeah. Wow. Because I'm so far behind. Have you seen two movies.

Wow. You've actually never seen Star Wars.

I've never seen Star Wars, bro.

Okay, cool. Fair play.

Yeah.

I've never seen Star Wars. 100%.

So where are we up to now? Fuck, you're in for a twist.

Yeah, go on. Go on, go on. Sorry, pause. I swear to God. I know you don't read comments anyway. Okay. If anyone DMs Fuhad and spoil shit, I swear you're on my hit list. You're on my hit. Don't you fucking dare? Because this is, Don't.

Okay. I won't look, to be fair.

Actually, to be fair, just make sure you watch the third one before this comes out.

I will. I'm going to watch it this week.

Okay. All right. Then we're fine. Okay, cool.

Then we're fine. There's twist in the next one. Okay, cool.

Yeah, you're in French.

Okay, cool. So obviously, I've been introduced to Lando Cory. You said he's a villain, right? I remember you saying villain. Oh, no. He's He's just called as fuck. Okay, cool. I thought you were saying he's a villain. But yeah, obviously everyone have seen the scene that already knows about where I'm up to. He's helped Leia and... Well, Solo is frozen at the moment.

Oh, yeah.

He's in the carbon. He's in the carbon thing.

Yeah, from Runga Dinger.

Yeah, he's jettet off.

Yeah, yeah.

Jambe the Heart. He's jettet off somewhere. I like the fact that because of a throwback, I said I've watched the mandalorian. They showed the mandalorian twice. They showed it in the first movie when he was shadowing a Northveda out of the ship or something. They showed him there once, and they showed him him, Emperor Strikes Back, when Hans Solo was attached to the ship, detached, and then the mandalonic is following them to see where they're going. I was thinking, that's pretty cool. What else? What else? What else? What else is happening? What else is happening? Yeah, Luke is a bit... Obviously, I've seen you are my father, blah, blah, blah. I've seen that bit. I feel like Luke is a little bit too... I don't even know the adjective I'm looking for. He's not patient enough. From what I've seen so far, he's not patient enough. But I understand his efforts. He's trying to save his bredrins.

You see what I'm saying? Yeah, he's not patient enough in terms of especially... He was like any brear living his life. And then Ben Kenobi scooped him up. And all of a sudden, now he thinks he runs shit. Facts.

Yes. He's not patient enough at all. He's not patient enough at all. He thinks he runs shit and he's not there yet. Yeah, facts. He's really not there yet. I think I'm already over the... Because Because going from watching the mandalorian to watching. Yeah, that's a joke.

Yeah, cool.

Going from watching the mandalorian, obviously, that kept dropped in 2023. So you're talking about the special effects, the quality, blah, blah, blah, to then watching the first or the fourth, A New Hope. I was still gassed to watch it because I'm starting to understand the storyline. But when I watched the Emperor Strikes Back, I think it really hit me on the special effects. Like, Fuck, why am I watching? But I would also say I I give these men the benefit of the doubt. 1977 and 1980, to come up with that- Bro, insane. And those times, I can't even conceptualize that that was a thing back then.

Bro, they had these... The ships were on strings. That they were floating across the space and shit. The way they did the special effects is insane.

It's insane, but I have to give George Lucas the benefit of that boy because his vision at that time is fucking crazy. I like the fact that even Even though R2D2 can't talk, he has such influence in Waaguan in any saga at the moment. Yeah, he's pretty heavy. C3po is somewhat jarring. Yeah, he's hella jarring, bro. He's too logical.

Yeah, he's a pussy all, man.

And it jars me.

You don't want to take any risk. Yeah, it jars me.

What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? I think that's about it. Those are my takes so far. This is amazing, Phil. Those are my takes so far.

You've really I'm so happy right now. I am so happy. It's like, how can I explain how this translates? It's like you've just watched. Imagine me coming in and being like, Oh, bro, Mr. Burns is a bit of a bastard, isn't he? Everyone will be like, what?

You're talking about Simpsons.

Yeah, Simpsons. He's like, yeah, at home, am I like, He's an alcoholic. He's so embedded. Yeah. Homer being an alcoholic is so embedded into everyone's culture, childhood. You don't even think of him as an alcoholic. So for someone to come in and be like, Bro, that Homo guy is a bit of an alcoholic, isn't he? Funnier shit. Funnier shit, Bro. For you to be like, Oh, yeah, bro. As you did, you can't speak, but he has such an impact on the story.

You're like, Yes, bro. I'm locked in. I'm locked into the story. Obviously, the special effects is trash, but I'll give them, again, benefit the doubt. This came out four years ago, whatever. So yeah, man, storyline so far, so good. I think, in my opinion, out of the two, I prefer the first to The Emperor Strikes Back, just because it's the first introduction to the world and stuff like that to the universe. I feel like Emperor Strikes Well, let me not say it too much. I was going to say I feel like Emperor Strikes Back is a bit lazy, but the only reason why I say that was because I feel like it doesn't... The title doesn't match what I watched. Fair. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, of course. When you read The Emperor Strikes Back, what did he really do?

Yeah, he He didn't do shit. What did he really do?

Yeah, he didn't do shit. Yeah, so far, so good. I'll watch the third one before this comes out, so I don't get any spoilers, and then we're onto the new gen stuff.

So yeah, man. Gang, bro.

Well played. I've also heard, someone DMed me the other day because obviously I said this last week. I've also heard one of the animated genres is heavy.

Clown Wars?

Maybe Clown Wars. It might be Clown Wars. It's a 2D animation, I've been told.

It's a 2D animation. It's heavy. It was on Carton Network, no?

No, this is 3D.

What, Clown Wars? Oh, this is a 3D one.

They said there's a 2D one that's heavy.

That's heavy for the next one. The next one, the one after the Clown Wars one.

Say less.

Oh, that 2D Clown Wars. Yeah, I've seen that one. That one was the one that was on Carton Network, I'm sure. The 3D version I've heard is like...

Next level. Yeah, it's sick.

As an adult, watching it is unbelievable. Say less. I might watch that with you.

Say less. Because like I said, everything is on Disney Plus, so I'm watching it in chronological order. Then I'm going to watch all the series, I'm going to watch all the animations, then I'm going to be fully invested in the franchise.

I heard General Griefus is on smoke in the animated one. Oh, is it? Yeah. You don't know who that is yet. I don't know who that is. I just said Disney. You'll learn.

All right, say less. You'll learn. Say less.

Fair play. Gang, man. All right, cool. Well, before we finish, Ellis, you said you had a little question for us.

Yeah, man. It's actually related to films, which is pretty cool. Okay, sick. I thought this yesterday, randomly. If you could go back in time and see a film brand new, released in cinema at any period and be part of that when it was first released, what would you go back and watch for the first time in cinema?

Can it be something that we've actually seen?

Yeah, it's just something where it's like, you know what I mean? You could experience, for example, the first ever Star Wars. You've experienced-In 1977, you were there. Yeah, you were there. You've been to the cinema, day release, you see everyone's reactions, all that stuff. What film would it be, do you think?

Good question. Mine would be probably Shorshank. Shorshank, yeah. If I could watch Shorshank in cinemas when that came out and be in that cinema where everyone was like, This is the best movie I've ever seen in my life. What the fuck? I would have loved to have been in there and walk out and everyone be like, Oh, what was that Shorshank thing saying? I'm like, No, you don't mind that. I understand. That's the best movie I think that's ever been made.

No, you might understand.

Even I'm not listening. That's the best thing I've ever seen.

Number 20, Ampershires Back. Surprised. Very surprised. From my take, I'm very surprised. I'm not going to lie to you. The first one's better in my opinion. Saving Private Ryan is a movie.

Oh, Davon Private, Ryan's a movie.Oh God, isn't it? Fuck, that's a movie. That's a sniper sequence?

Crazy. Even the intro alone.

Yeah, crazy.

That beach scene, Normandy? Yeah, they stormed that.

27 spirit away. That's what I thought.

Okay, let me actually look because I'm looking at this. That's what I thought. Oh, gladiator is a shout.

Gladiator is incredible.

Gladiator is a shout. Do you have an answer for your own question? Because I can't think of one.

I've got two. I'm not too sure which one. It would either be Reservoir Dogs or Port Fiction.

I saw Port Fiction. That would have been on my list for sure.

Yeah, one of those. Just because of the shock factor. Because it was very for its time. It was never done before. Sorry.

Speaking of shock factor, I watched a movie the other day called Blink Twice. You might have obviously seen the-The channel team, I I hear it's incredible.

The twist. Really? Yes.

Okay. I think the movie's okay.

Oh, okay.

But when it gets to the crux of the twist of the plot, oh my goodness. Oh my good. It's like when you said in the Memories of a murder, when you see the villain for the first time or the murderer is running up in a field and you're like, Fucking hell, it's a shock factor. The shock factor in this.

Did you watch it, Memories of a murder? I didn't finish it.

I need to watch it.

Okay, good. Because I remember thinking, I didn't tell you ran up a field. Yeah. So you saw it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The twist, the fucking twist.

My answer is The Dark Knight, by the way. Fair play. The twist in Blink Twice is insane. Okay, gang. Insane because it's so brutally tapped that at the beginning of the movie, it gives you a disclaimer. I can't remember what it said, but it's along the lines of, If you've suffered from X, Y, and Z, please visit. Oh, trigger warning.

I ain't never seen a trigger warning in a movie before. Twisted, right? Okay, damn. Okay. Twisted.

I saw it the other day. Fuck me.

Damn. Okay, fantastic.

But yeah, The Dark Knight is my answer. Cool. What would yours be? Fuck, I love that movie. Good question for me. I have no idea. I'm looking at these old-school movies right now and I cannot for the life of me, see one here.

I just saw Amadeus on there. That's a fantastic fucking movie. It's about Mozart. I think I've quoted on here like 100 times, bro. 1984. Yeah, bro. Great movie.

Oh, is this where he was like, Competeing to be the best- Yeah.

It was the introduction of... It's actually about a guy called Salieri. It's not about... Mozart isn't the main character in the film. So it's about Salieri, who is the go-to opera conductor for the Emperor of France, and he's his favorite conductor. So he does shit. All of his shit is amazing. And then Mozart gets introduced and he's got this weird style of opera that he likes to do. And the Emperor is like, Mozart's trash. I'm not really feeling it. Salieri is like, he doesn't say anything, but he's like, Mozart is the best conductor. The has ever seen. He's unbelievable. And there's only Salieri who can understand how truly great he is. Salieri goes insane. Insane with depression about how much, how great he really, really is. It's really good. It's unbelievable. And it's like, he has this amazing quote where he's on his hands and knees cursing God because he's like, why did you... Because he loves music so much. And he's like, Why did you give me just enough talent to understand what true talent is, but not enough talent to be as good as him?

I remember you said this on this podcast. You said that quote on this podcast before.

I watched that when I was 10 because my dad just had it on DVD. When I watched that. I was like, damn, this guy's spitting. It's a great, great, great, great. And it just shows how you can be Mozart in that scenario and be so talented and be screaming for the rooftop knowing that you're the best and no one can... You're so far ahead of your time that everyone thinks you're shit. No one can appreciate you. And his career is fumbling. His career is fumbling, bro. Everything he makes, everyone's like, Bro, this is Bart. Why are you doing this? And he's like, This is this is ground-breaking music. And they're like, Yeah, now we don't like that. We like the old shit. 1984. Yeah. Good movie, bro.

Fair play.

Good movie.

Fair play. Good question, Alice.

Took us down a rabbit hole. Yeah, facts. Right, guys. Amazing episode. Thank you so much. We'll catch you on Patreon on Thursday, patreon. Com/jacentgigs. £2 a month. Fempi a day. Run the P. S&g. And love, love, love.