Transcript of STRANGE ADDICTIONS?! | EP 435

The cow? Yeah. You're moving. You're moving for real. You're hounding at the moon.

Guys, girls. We are back in this biz night. It's a Monday, it's a fun day, it's a great day.

Well, good intro.

You flopped it there.

Yeah, bottled it.

You bottled the whole thing. Anyway, as you know, we go straight into the We go to the question of the week. And this week's question was, what are you addicted to that's not an addiction?

I liked this one.

I want you guys to answer for me as well.

What am I addicted to that's not an addiction? That's not an addiction. I've got mine. What am I addicted What am I addicted to that's not an addiction?

You can't say White Monster.

No, because that is an addiction.

To you.

Fair? What am I addicted to that's not an addiction? I I'm going to say some stuff, but I'm going to... Yeah. Peach. Peach? No, peach. You're going to keep it peach. Oh, Bee Ge. Oh, Bee Ge. Oh, we said peach. That's a fax. What am I addicted to that's not an addiction? I'm addicted to singing lyrics in my car like I'm singing them to someone.

On the M?

Yeah, bro. I get in my feelings, yeah. I start reminiscing, yeah. Bro. Yeah. Fuck. I'm 100% addicted to it. I'll punch the fucking dashboard, bro. Dashboard, yeah.

Okay, what about you guys?

I would say it's a random one. Like cotton buds.Cute it. Orgasmic.it's ridiculous.Yeah. I remember when we went America and Jacob bought a box of them and he was like, This is me all night. I was like, What do you mean? And he was like, I'm going to curl my toes in my bed.

The rest of us are wanking. He's cleaning his ears.

He's cleaning his ears. Bro, it feels too juicy.

The doctor will tell you, Don't do it. Don't do it. But it's bad.

It's so good.

It feels too good, bro.

My addiction, that's not an addiction, is cracking all my joints.

Oh, yeah, 100%. My back can get it. Pause. Yeah. Yo, my back can get it.

Yeah, I crack everything.

Oh, yeah, 100%.

It just feels amazing. That is my addiction.

I have an addiction that's not an addiction, which is I do the most I stretch in the gym every time, and it feels good. I didn't do it with you yesterday.

Which one is it? Like the downward dog back stretch?

I don't know how to explain it, but basically you're on all fours. And then you... Oh, they're called cat cows. Cat cows, yeah.

I do that all the time. Yeah. The other bitch all the time.

The cow? Yeah. You're moving. You're moving for real. You're howling at the moon. Man, a wolf on top of a hill. You get that. The way my spine on this over here, that bountiful hill. When I get that, I'm like, God damn. And then when I and I feel my pelvis go from here all the way to here, it's a different dimension. I think, bro, this is mental. And If anyone could see me because you have to move your neck with it as well. I'm waiting for someone to just... Yeah. Wipe you. Yeah, wipe me. And I'll never do that stretch again. But I'm addicted to it.

It's a best stretch.

It's an unbelievable stretch. I think I'm addicted It's a many a thing. Yeah, but we can go all day.

We could go all day. Anyway, guys, girls. Sex.

It's okay.

Are you? Guys, girls, write in the comments below, what is an addiction that you are not Addicted to. I want to see some juicy ones in the comments. Right, first one, me to a T, or used to be me to a T. I'm trying to change.

Go on.

What's an addiction? That's not an addiction. Procrastination.

Listen to me. Procrastination. I've been trying to not be a procrastinator. I'm finding my Achilles heel is letters or emails that require me to pick up the phone. To sort out. If I've received a letter- That's your worst nightmare. If I've received a letter or an email that requires me to pick up the phone and call someone, it's never getting done. I put it on my to-do list. I move it to my next to-do list every single day. It's never getting done. It's my number one procrastination that I just can't stop. It's Jeremy. I hear you. Yeah. How are you getting on with your... By the way, this is not even a funny question of the week. This is like a good one. I read all the ones. I was like, oh. How are you getting on with this procrastination, Johnny?

It's gotten a lot better, I think, especially because I'm getting used to, like I said, on Patreon, £3.10.Media, make sure you go on that.

She's in case forward slash. No, I'm in patron for forward slash. She's in case. Come on.

I said up and I'm on the stairs, up and downstairs. So when I want to get shit done, I know I have to go downstairs, go upstairs, I go to the top floor. And I'm just so used to it now that it's not even procrastination.

It's just second nature. Yeah. And once you're downstairs, you're not not going to do the thing. Exactly.

Because it's not like I lived in an apartment. I can just go from there to there. I have to go all the way back upstairs. So I'm going to get all the shit I need to get done. Yeah, facts. Very nice. So yeah, my procrastination levels are very low at the moment.

Good, bro. I'm glad. Right. Something you're addicted to is not addiction. This is me to a T as well. Screaming, ouch, in anticipation of getting hurt. Yeah, 100%. Really? Yeah. I can knock my knee on here and I'm like, I'm not even felt anything. I'm not even felt a thing. I'll scream.

I hear you. I hear you. I hear you. And then you just wait for that pain to add the come or go.

Yeah, you just wait.

I hear you. What's an addiction? What are you addicted to that's not an addiction? Banging my wife's sister every other Saturday. Oh my God.

I wasn't expecting that. Neither was I. Every other Saturday. That's okay. Okay, right. Let me tread lightly. That's obviously jailworthy. Yeah. First of all, how did we figure out the routine of every other Saturday? Like, say it's shared custody.

Yeah, crazy.

Yeah. Secondly, I'm vexed because I'm just playing devil's advocate. He's looking forward to every other Saturday. He is. It's just infrequent enough for you to count down the days. Yes. Every two weeks. Every two weeks. Yeah, nah, bro. Yeah. That's sublime. It's It's going to last long enough that there's never going to be a time where you're not going for it as soon as you link her. But also, just go Pen. My wife's sister.

That's dangerous.

It's ridiculous, bro.

We don't condone. Facts.

Fyi. Right. Addicted to... What you're addicted to is not an addiction. Flirting crazy with shorties, knowing full well, I do not intend to follow up with anything I just said. Yeah.

Been there. Oh, I've been there. Yeah, been there.Oh.

I've been there.Been there. Been there. Been there. Been there. Been on the receiving end, too. Been on the receiving end, too. I've been on the receiving end a million times more than I've conducted.Conducted. Conducted. Conducted. You ever tell me about my brother, though? Let me tell you about my brother. Bro, listen to me. I've said some shit to girls that I have no intention of following up on.

Especially when I'm John Tizel.

Yeah, when I'm Blosky-Osky.

I will say some stuff to you.

Yeah, bro. It's not even fair. It's not even funny.

Because when they've reciprocated and you're like, and let's say you're not it, and you're just like, why did I even bother? Now I have to somewhat follow up or just dead it, and that fucks me up for the next time.

Yeah, bro. 100 %. Because my thing My thing is that morning handsome. Morning handsome hits me like a PNC. So I've been spitting bars on you the night before and then I've had a wank and gone to sleep. By the time I wake up the next day to this morning handsome text, I'm like, what the fuck, man?

Who are you to me anyway. I wasn't serious.

I wasn't serious. I was just making up stuff in my head. Can't you tell?

It's 11:00 PM. Can't you tell?

Stop, man.

Morning handsome. It's peak. It's been on both sides, man.

It's been on both sides. Being on, realizing that you're on the receiving end is actually the worst, most heartbreaking. It's peak. Yeah. You're flowing with me because you're bored.

Yeah. It's unfollow-worthy.

Yeah. I'm also... I'm so immature. I double up on my immaturity, which makes me pretend to be mature. Okay. So I'm so immature that I can't let you know that I care enough to unfollow you. Which seems like I'm mature because it seems like I'm just following you anyway, moving on. But really, I'm so immature. I can't let you know that it bothered me enough for me to click that on for a moment.

I hear you. All right. What are you addicted to? That's not an addiction. This used to be me religiously. Doing a weekly shop, then opening up delivery every day for the next five days.

Last... Okay, I've been much better on it this year. Last year, you might want to know how many chickens lost their lives pointlessly. I'm being deadly serious. I'm not proud of it. Chickens last year lost their lives. You ran Pointlessly, I dashed so much rotten chicken away from my weekly shops. They died in vain, you man. I was wasting food last year. Healthy shop, fridge looking banging. Okay, close that fridge or decide Uber eats now. I want Mexican. And I'm not cooking that. I got a patience. There's no way. There's no barbacoa? Are you insane? That takes days. I can't do that on the fly. I want Mexican now. What's all this?

That's hilarious.

Yeah, bro. Bro, and I also don't have the fresh coriander. I'm not going back to the shop.

You're only going to have fresh coriander once anyway.

Yeah, facts. Waste of money. Yeah, fresh herbs is another thing. I should start growing my own herbs. I'm never going to. I'm just throwing stuff out and see what sticks. I heard you. Because I made I made a few pasta dishes last week and was using parsley, right? And I realized I made a pasta dish and a risotto. Both of them I put parsley in. I realized, wow, this is the first time in my life where I've bought a packet of fresh herbs and used it twice.

The one I would use the most or I would sometimes always finish is rosemary. I was going to say rosemary.

Yeah. I was going to cut you off and say rosemary. Yeah, rosemary. Yeah, rosemary because you could do it in steak, you can do it with potatoes, you can do it in Like a braise, like stew, whatever. Rosemary slaps. Yeah, actually outside of rosemary, I've only ever done it once.

I actually, so for context, my garden has a... Here we go. I love talking about the house. My garden has like an L-shaped... What's like a... Mud? Mud, yeah. But it's raised.

Yeah, I know what you mean. L-shaped mud, that's raised. It's raised, yeah. It's got wooden next to it. Yeah, so your boy might start planting shit. Yeah, and foraging. Yeah.

Because this herb thing makes sense. It does, bro. It honestly makes... But I need to get a gardener to sort it out first and then start applying pressure to it afterwards because, yeah.

Fresh herbs make sense. Yeah, my herbs will turn to weeds. I'm not even going to bother, L-shaped or no. Because at the back of my- I've seen your garden.

Yeah. It's a lot. There's stuff happening in your garden. Yeah. There's a lot happening in your garden.

I'll lose it. I'll lose It was like, Who's it? In the roses and shit. There's flowers. Whoever lived there before me, plant flowers, Alice. Yes, they did. Fucking hell. There's shit in my garden. This is also me. What are you addicted to that's not an addiction? Turning the water up hot enough in the shower that it almost hurts and ends up feeling like it's scratching an itch that I didn't know why it had. It's bad for my skin, but I can't help it.

It almost hurts.

It just almost hurts. A female wrote that in it. No, a guy. Really? Yeah. Girls love hot showers. They love hellfire showers. Yeah, unbearably hot showers. I'm building a tolerance to it because I need to get my nan on around to fix it. My shower's stuck on hot in the minute.

Oh, mad. Okay. Too hot.

No. Yeah, it's not sanitary. It's not safe. Because you're not in there long enough to clean. God forbid, you have to wash your arse open that bitch. That skin's too sensey. It's too sensey, you, man. So when I I'm freeing it all up for you, man, today. I'm sorry. God forbid, you have to wash your arse open this. And it's not even an if, it's when. Yeah, it's when. Bro, my scrotail and my body, they burn in the shower. So basically, I go in there and I give it one of them. And I'm like, Fuck, that's hot. And then I'm too scared to take my hand all the way out. So I put my hand in. Once I can tolerate with my hand, I slide in. And then I let it hit my back of my neck and I sit there like, and then I'm like, okay, cool. I can bear it. It's just about and then we lather up scrubby, scrubby, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, I'm all rinsed, and now I need to get in the crevices. And I'm thinking, this is going to burn. This is going to burn now. You might know what happens next.

I spread and I scream. That's what happens. I spread and scream, bro. Moving on to the next addiction. I spread and I scream every day. And I can't... Again, life admin, can't be bothered to call homeboy. Can't be bothered. So I just burn every day. Sorry, bro.

All right, what are you addicted to? That's not an addiction. Toxic, medium, ugly, unavailable meant.Unavailable.

Is the key.Mmm-mm. Medium, ugly, unavailable.Yeah.And toxic.And toxic. Do better fight back, man. What are you doing?

They can't help themselves.

How can you not help yourself with that?

I don't have those answers. I don't have those answers. That's a trauma thing, clearly.

That is a trauma thing. Wait. Toxic, medium ugly, unavailable men.Toxic, medium, ugly, unavailable men. That's what you're addicted to. That's any guy in Westfield. That's just like a normal... That's a normal Brett. It could be Stratford or White City. Yeah, bro. Stratford, White City, bro. What? Like, Brent Cross. We're talking about Shopping more niggas. This is just a guy. Wow. Yeah, yeah. That's powerful. Yeah, yeah. And he's counting his lucky stars. You're addicted to, man. I'm toxic and unavailable, and I'm not even paying.

Don't tell me stuff like that. If I'm addicted to that.

Is that the color of it? Yeah, I take advantage. Yeah, I'm a fax, bro, because I'm ugly anyway. I haven't got a choice but to take advantage because I'm not getting anything else. Fuck, you know. Wow. Okay. What are you addicted to is not an addiction. Saying, Don't provoke me to anger to any minor inconvenience or disagreement.

Double down. Saying I want to kill myself after every minor inconvenience.

That's me. I know that's you. That's me. Wow, that is actually me. Don't provoke me to anger. Bro, I want to kill myself. I really need to stop saying that. Yeah, you do. That's one thing I am addicted to. Charging anything to stairs. Yeah. Anything. Yeah. Anything that's remotely uncomfortable or just embarrassing. It's just, bro, I don't want to live anymore. Stairs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stairs, it seems fine, bro. Over-analyzing text responses from Girls I like. Okay, she said L-O-L, but there's no emoji. Is this a good thing or is it a bad thing?

I Can I hear what you're saying as well. Oh, 100%, bro.

If I text you again to the morning thing, if I say, Good morning, beautiful, and you reply, Morning? My day's ruined, bro. My day's ruined. You better hope I'm not filming today because you, man, are going to see me distracted in my own head. Reply. I'll go on WhatsApp just to see if you're on live. Morning. Morning. Bro, you're killing me. You're kidding. No kiss, nothing. Just morning. That's tough. Say you don't love me anymore. That's tough.

You were her quick before she... She used you.

Mourning is nuts. She used you. Sorry, bro. I analyze things like What are you addicted to?

That's not an addiction. The downfall of my enemies. The downfall of my enemy.

I need to understand. You're Nigerian. Yes, I am Nigerian. Yeah. So you've heard this enemy chat for a long time. I would go as far as to say probably all your life. Yeah. Who are they?

It's nobody. Let me not lie. There are no enemies, north, south, east, or west. People just say stuff.

Yeah, just enemies.

An enemy is, again, a minor inconvenience top. That's all an enemy is.

At any point do we... Because obviously, we're still waiting for our 23 and me. I might need to take on this.

This enemy, yeah, vernacular. This enemy, yeah, enemy chat, yes.

At any point do I decide someone is an enemy? I'm going to get to this.

At any given time of the day, you can.

It's okay. Let me just understand this.

For content, gone, gone, gone. No, gone. Right now, Mercedes are my enemies.

Oh, Okay, so we do put a face to the enemy at a certain point. Yes, we do. How long are they enemies for?

Until the issue is resolved.

As soon as it's resolved? Because they've been inconvenienced in you.

They're my enemies right now. Yeah, they're my enemies right now.

Yeah. Okay, sorry. Just clean my head for a second. Right. I just want to put this all out in the open because, again, I might need it. Okay. I'm saying my enemies are against me. At this point, I'm not thinking Mercedes. I'm not thinking Rem, who's off again. Shade. I'm joking. I'm just thinking enemies. Enemies. Faceless enemies who want my downfall. I'm just assuming they're out there because I'm living my best life. Yes. So there must be enemies, aka haters. Right. Then when I'm experiencing any inconvenience of any kind, you are actually the enemy. You're the face of my enemy right now. Correct. I see.Correct. At any point do I... Is it okay for me at any point to say you're my enemy?

I don't think you call your enemy the enemy. Okay. You talk to a third party about your enemy.

About your enemy. Okay, they'll never know that they're my enemy. Exactly. Apart from my aura.

Exactly.

Okay, cool. Yeah.

Nice. Every day, guys.

Cool. Night, it's here I come. Right, last one for All right, go. What you're addicted to is not an addiction. Taking my phone to the bathroom. Facts. Okay, now hear me out. This is my Everest.

Yeah, facts. It's boring without it.

Oh, bro, I don't even Can I say stuff? Yeah, free space, bro. I'm going to say this and I'm going to say it with chest. I'm going to try. I'm open to scrutiny. Okay. This is how bad my phone in the bathroom addiction is. At least 33% of the time. No, that's a lot. At least 25% of the time, I'll piss sitting down if I have the time just so I can go on my phone in the bathroom. Interesting. And if this shit happens, literally, it just happens. But I didn't go in there for that. But if I've got time, 25% one out of four. If I've got bear time, then one out of four seems a lot, maybe 20%. One out of five, yeah, that sounds appropriate. I'll sit down, bro.

Interesting.

Play a game of chess. Okay, fair play. See what TikTok is saying, man. I'm in there for a minute because I just want silence and seclusion.

Yeah, your own bubble.

Bro, God forbid, they put me in a pen with a phone. I'll commit crimes inside. I'll commit crimes so I can stay in there. Bro, God forbid, they put me in a cell with a phone. I'm chilling in there. It is really, really, really an addiction. Fair play.

I hear it, though. I do hear it. It's one of those ones where, like you said, peace of mind, your own space, and you just have It's that time. You feel like you've got a time constraint, but you also don't because you make your own rules. You see what I'm saying? On the toilet, you make your own rules. Even if you're done, you don't have to get up.

Yeah. I told you the time that my ex was banging on the door one time, isn't it? This is when we were playing Clash of Clans. I think so. She banged on the door. She was like, I know you're in there to get away from me. When I say, bro, my penis went inside my body. She's banging on the door. I said, I know you're in there to get away from me. I can't hear that. You're in there for half an hour every time.

I couldn't hear that. Are we in a marital relationship or not? I can't hear that.

I know you're in there to get away from me. And I was thinking, facts, bro, because we're at war. We're at war and I need space. I need solitude. I need silence. I need space. I can't have you chatting to me. It's got nothing to do with you. I need privacy. Bro, yeah, it was damn. And then, but I think where the addiction really started was when I told you, man, when I was working in the office, I would just go for toilet breaks. Yes. So that's where it started.

That was me in Deloitte. Yeah, I remember you said- You might know I hated that shit. Yeah.

I would find any excuse to go to the toilet and I would park my Keyster on there. I'd be in there for half an hour easily. I'm being there for half an hour until my back started to hurt. Until my feet were numb. Until I got pins and needles on my feet. I'll be sat on that bitch. Tinkly, yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, damn, man. That was a dark time. Fuck. It was dark, bro. Fucking hell, yeah. That's my last one.

All right, I've got a few more. What are you addicted to? That's not an addiction. Licking Pringles before I eat them. Okay. Butters. Pissen in sinks anytime and any once.

Any once? Wow. Yeah.

Wow is... There's nothing to say about that.

I've pissen in a sink before.

I've pissen in a sink bare-time. Have I? What do you mean bare-time? I've pissen in a sink bare-time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What do you mean, bare-time? I've pissen in a sink bare-time, so yeah. What do you mean bear times? Why?

There are times like post-quietus, I won't shower. I would wash my delicacies in the sink. And just piss in there. And just piss in there if I need to.

Fouhad. Yeah. Fouhad, Fouhad, Fouhad. Yeah. Rags. No, it's not rags. I know it's not rags. There's a toilet there.

It's rags to me.

It's rags to me. What you're doing in terms of confidence is attractive. The way you're saying it. The way you're saying it and you're not even breaking character and you're just saying it because you're bearing it all to the world. I'm It's a fact of trait. Stop it. Stop pissing in sinks. There's a toilet right there.

Sometimes I do it, bro.

You said bare times. That really shocked me.

I've done it bare times, yes. I have done it bare times. Yeah.

Damn, I'm really surprised.

The thing is, I don't have an excuse. I can see that. I generally don't have an excuse, but I'm there. My cock's already out.

Don't get me wrong. I understand your tool is literally in the sink. It's literally there. Yeah, but no. I know, bro. You shouldn't be pissing in there.

Yeah, mine are in it.

Because people wash their face in there.

Yeah, but the splashback is gone, bro.

What's gone? We don't know what's gone.

Also very true. But hey, People take golden showers, they're fine.

Yeah, that's consensual, bro. I'm saying if I want to use your toilet and I wake up, if I sleep over your house and I wake up and I want to wash my face in a basin, I don't want to think, is there piss It's residue in here?

It will never be the sink I use.

You don't know that.

I do know that.

What do you mean it will never be the sink you use?

Because you use another sink.

Okay, well, what if you happen to take your wallet out your head for a second? You're back living in an apartment, one bathroom. Now what?

I guess we'll never know. I guess we'll never know.

Oh, God. All right. Fair play.

Yeah, I'll do one more. What are you addicted to? That's not an addiction. Waxing. I love feeling how smooth my pussy is afterwards.

Oh my God. Don't we all? Don't we all? A freshly waxed tom. There's actually not a thing like it.

You salivate immediately.

It's like brioche. It's soft like brioche. It's mental. It's mental, You have to eat it because you know for some reason it doesn't make sense, but it's sweeter today. It's sweeter. I don't know what's yesterday. Brioche is fucking insane. It's not sour though, bro. It's brioche. It's soft, right? It's warm. It's edible, bro.

Tasty.

That's my weakness, you man. Wow, that's hilarious. Wax, ton, that day or the day before? Yeah.

When you go against the grain as well and it's still fresh. Yes.

That's my test. That's my test. If you got Charles' on, I'll go under there and I'll go 90% down on just a quick just a pop, just so I can double check there's no grains in there.

Against the grain and it's still smooth.

Yeah, bro. That's when you're... Wow, yeah. That will send you different.

God, that's too funny.

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Yeah.

Talk to me. Oh, we do. Okay.

We do. Friud and I went to the gym yesterday. Together like men. You mentioned it last week. Brothers in arms. We mentioned that we were signing up last week. We did sign up. We went to the gym yesterday. Now, I don't like doing free promo. I don't like doing free promo. But TikTok was not lying when they said, Third Space is legit.

Trois Space.

Trois Space. Trois space. Trois space.

Bro, it is lit in there.

Bro, it's fucking sick. So we went to one of the bigger ones. I'm not going to bait which one we went to. We went to there. And when I say, Ellis, we trained. We trained. My tits are on fire till now, bro. We trained in there and they have everything.

Every equipment you want.

Bro, each area of the gym is like you're walking into a different gym. They've got a CrossFit area that makes you think like you're actually walking into a CrossFit box. They've got a normal gym which is the best version of what you've seen. I've seen they got some physio area. They got the weight lifting area, which is the zone room, and they just got racks and racks and racks for days.

Gymnastics area of calisthenics.

Bro, calisthenics area, bro. They got all sorts in there.

It's heavy in there, man.

It was a playground and they've got towels galore. Yeah, Bro, I showered with two. I had a whole towel just for my feet. Just for your feet, man. Yeah, it was nuts in there. We trained like crazy, and then we had healthy shakes afterwards. We did. And what's mad to me is there's some physiques in there, Ellis. Bro.

There's some humans in there.

There's some humans in there. We, randomly, I didn't even clock it. On the treadmill afterwards, we were next to the brare from, what's it called?

Slow Horses.

Slow Horses, yeah. The black guy.

The gambler. Yeah.

Randomly jacked. Yeah, wedge. Randomly jacked. Yeah, he's wedge. I'm thinking he has no incentive for his roles. He has no incentive. These times, that is trying to be an international sex symbol, and he's, What?

He's, What?

I'm thinking, so what am I doing What am I doing then? Yeah. So, yeah, third space is where it's at. Bro, we're going to be in there. So if you see us in third space just sweating and shit.

Just know we're on job.

Say hi from a distance because our aura is going to be pressurized. Yeah, you're going to crumble across that man. Say hi from a distance because we're going to be there like... Yeah. One more. Yeah, man. One more rep. Yeah, bro. Fucking out. Yeah, we lift it in there. We did.

That's a gymnasia. That's a gymnasia.

If there's anything that's going to get me back on the horse is this fucking space. Yes, right now. If there's anything that's going to get me back on the horse, right now is third space because they have healthy meals. I can't speak on their deliciousness as of yet because I ain't tried it, but I'm going to, and I'm going to be in there all the time, and we have to record super late today, and I'm really Really, really upset that we're not going to be able to go today.

I brought my gym kit and everything.

I know you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tomorrow?

Look up Sportif, yeah, tomorrow for sure. Hundred? Hundred. We've only got one episode of you tomorrow. Tomorrow? Yeah, we're trying to. Are you going? Yeah, I'm down, of course. Yeah, It's going to be juicy. It's going to be sore.

Yeah, I'm going to be real. I need a massage. Why is metal getting me so gasped? Bro, wow. I'm excited, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I'm a bit more cinched, I'm a sweat in that sauna. Sauna is a bit too public for now. For now, yeah. But when Daddy's got those calm gutters, you're going to see me in that sauna, sweating. Yeah, it's great. It really is great because I'm not going to lie, when we signed up, we went to one of the smaller things and I was like, it's okay.

It's all right. They're gasing it.

Yeah, they're definitely hyping it. This big boy we went to, wowsers. Damn, I want to go right now. I haven't been excited about the gym in a minute, you man. That's good, bro. When we trained yesterday, I was sweating, bro. Same. Not even doing cardio. I don't sweat unless we do cardio. I was sweating, bro.

It was good. Good gym, man.

Fuck's sake, man. Yeah, man. Gas. Anyway, you've got a dilemma for us.

I do have a dilemma, guys. Dilemma. Touky and I have three kids under 18. Touky? That's what their name says.

All right, I'm just clarifying. Yeah, Touky.

T-o-o-k-i-e. Two girls and my 19-year-old son. To be honest, I've been doing my own thing for the bulk of our relationship. I haven't been around, and when I was around, we weren't stable as a couple. My other women were vindictive and would often expose our side relationships to force Tuki and I apart.

For fuck's sake. I thought he was talking about previous relationships. He's talking about his sightings. His sightings. Right.

Last year, I got testicular cancer. After 20 years of going back and forth, I asked Tuki to take me back, for good this time, and to marry me. She said she will talk to our kids about this. My son told me he has several father figures in his life and that I'm not needed. Him, I remember us struggling and you weren't there. We're good now. Everyone is in school and got good grades. I got a little job now. Mom is doing good. No disrespect, but we don't need your cancer in our lives. To you had our teen son reject me. Matt, this is a huge form of disrespect, and I'm furious. I brought that little into this world. Why would she do this when I needed her the most?

How do I get- That's for a sake.

How do I bypass my own son to get my woman on my side? Help.

This is butters, bro. So he's He's a categorical cheat.

He's a categorical cheat.

He's not been around. He's not been around. He's got a teenage son. Teenage son. He caught a young cancer, and then the son's like, Bro, just bounce.

Just bounce. I don't need your cancer in our lives.

Yeah. And he said, How do I move the teenager out of the way so 2K can get to see sense? Because I need her the most right now. Wow, what a sicko. Narcissist. Yeah, probably just die, though, right?

Probably, bro, because honestly, you fucked up. There's no coming back.

Yeah. There's no coming back, unfortunately. If you can get your health situation in order, maybe you can start making amends. Yeah, on a number one hero type thing.

Yeah, until then.

It sounds It sounds like you've got a little damby on your hands. It's long. Dabby, I should say. A little dabby. Yeah, you got a little dabby on your hands and you're going to have to burn. You got a little dabby in your hands and you're going to have to burn, bro, because you've been a neglectful father and he grew up strong. So strong.

So fucking strong. We're here now, yeah? We're here now, yeah. Okay, cool. I think I'm up to date now. For those that know, contextually, we're talking about My Hero Academia. I'm up to date now and it's It's annoying to me because I understand how huge this arc is. But what's annoying me is every episode, it switches to another huge thing in the main huge thing.

A lot going on.

There's so much going on that there's still not enough continuity for me to be gassed from one episode to the next.

I think I'm understanding exactly what you said because I remember... Because obviously this has been going on for a while now. I remember I told you I watched nine episodes in one night. I remember we were still doing-We were in Edinburgh. Yeah, we were in Edinburgh and we were still doing this hop hop hop. Bounty, bounty, bounty. But I was here for it because I could just go next, next, next, next. I was able to remember everything that's going on. So I was like, gang, gang, gang. Oh, my God, oh, my God. But week after week, trying to remember, bro, we might not see Deku for four weeks.

I've not seen him in ages.

Yeah. So by the time they touch back at him, I can't remember what's going on. So that is really jarring. I will agree with you now. It's so jarring.

It's super jarring, bro. There is a lot happening right now. I still stand by my statement a lot less than what I did two months ago when I said MHA is shit. It's obviously gotten a lot better now because the arms is good and blah, blah, blah. But yeah, man, I want more continuity. I just need that to make it more interesting from episode to episode because I understand there's a lot happening, but I digress. I guess I am not the writer at the end of the day. I'm the consumer. So who am I? I hear it.

Who am I? I hear it, man.

Are you going to talk more about this? No. More on anime. Remember, I did say to you, Blue Lock might be back. Okay. It's back.

Episode for episode?

Episode one is back. I've not seen it, but I know it's back. We all assumed it was going to a movie, which they said to us was going to be a movie.

Ellis is stepping up on the keys today. Damn, bro, he's moving fast.

Yeah, so episode one is out. I've not seen it yet. Also, Bleach is out. I've not seen it yet. I've seen it. What are you saying? Is it picking up from where it left off? That paint brush better?

Yeah, I should have watched the last episode last time. Okay. Because I couldn't remember. Basically, it was, yes, it's the paint brush bear. But all I remember is from last time, he finished with that Riazu Rainting that was bringing everyone back. Maybe. I don't think that was the last episode, but that's what was in my head with like, Yowak or however you pronounce it. That was what was in my head for Bleach last time. Now we get back in on this paint brush thing. I'm thinking paint brush was merking in from the start of this episode. I was like, oh, okay. But I do remember bits and pieces of what's going on.

It picks up exactly from where it left off. Left off thing.

Yeah. It's an eventful episode.

Okay. Thank you for letting me know. I will watch the tail end of season 2. Yeah.

I don't think they should have made that. I think they should have made that the final... This season, episode one should have been the final episode of last season because it's very impactful, but it's like, I don't want to ruin it.

It's okay. I understand what you're trying to say, though.

I understand. Yeah, I can see they're trying to show out, but also let's keep it moving. So big shit's happening and they're moving like, say, it's not that big a deal. Do you know what I mean? There's a big buildup of shit that you're like, oh, fuck. And then it's like, Cool. We're moving on, by the way. And then it's done. And you're like, Okay. Yeah. And you're like, Oh, okay. Interesting. Yeah. I'm realizing as good as last season of Bleach was and stuff like that, I'm just not in love with Bleach anymore. Why? I'm just over it. I will continue to watch it, but there's just so many better shows now. When I was watching Bleach when I was younger, it was the show. It was Nara Tom and Bleach, and that's it.

I hear what you're saying. I also think it's harder for animes like Bleach to compete with new-age stuff, hence the reason why they've gone from continuous episodes to seasons, because new-age anime is seasons now, as opposed to just running ship as they used to. And because there's minimum 12, maximum maybe 24 episodes in a season nowadays, every episode has to be fire. Yeah, of course. We're talking your kaijis, we're talking your solos, all them ones, they have to be fire. Chainsaw, man, all them ones. You know what I'm saying?

When's that coming back? Let's Google that, please. When's Chainsaw Man coming back, bro?

Sometime in 2024.

Your fucking mom, that's a lie. It ain't coming this year.

It can't be.

We're in October. It's not coming.

Because the new seasons are out now. They're out this time. So, yeah, it's not.

It's March now. Yeah. They'll bring that out March next year. Yeah. It's boring, man.

But I do hear what you're saying about this bleach thing. I still love it. Don't get me wrong. But I can hear where you're coming from.

Yeah, I'm enjoying it. But yeah, like I said, like, new age anime is obviously it's hard for Bleach because Bleach has no choice but to continue with the story that it was back then. Whereas all the new age shit has taken Bleach, taken Narrato, taken One Piece, taken all these older stories and made something crazy. And now Bleach is still being like, oh, we're the classic. We've got some new age fights, we've got some better animation, but we're still following the same story where it's like, I've seen this, bro. They just can't keep up. It's cool. It is cool. Now, I am enjoying it, but it's like there's anime coming out right now that I'm in love with, and I'm just not in love with Bleach. Fair play. Guys, we're taking a very, very quick break to talk about one thing and one thing only. You already know where that is.

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Manscaped. Com for the premium grooming experience trust manscaped. Yeah. Speaking of shows, I haven't started watching this yet, but there's a new Love is Blind, America out. And when I say, so I've told you before about, obviously, because we just finished the UK season, obviously, premises, guys, girls. I don't think we've had any gay ones yet. I guess it'll be too difficult because they all have to date each other. But yeah, guys, girls, they date in pods and you find connections and you ask to date people again and all this stuff. You basically whittle it down and eventually the aim of the game is to find someone that you can fall in love with that you've never met and agree to be engaged to them. Fam, I've only seen a couple clips. When I say, I've told you before, sometimes they'll secretly put shit in there to find out what the other person looks like. They're not even holding back this time. Bro, there's one motherfucker in there. I don't know his name yet. He was in there just like, bro, it's just jarring, man, because I just I'm going to find love. All I care about is someone loving me for me.

And then she'll be like, yeah, interesting. Cool. And he's like, yeah, it's just I'm so rich that it's difficult because I want to know you're with me for me and not-Money, yeah.stacks and stacks and stacks and stacks of cash, bro. Was I lucky that I inherited a business when I was 30? Yeah, bro. Sure I was. When my parents incredibly rich and just left me all this money as well as this business. Yeah, they did. I'm fortunate. Oh, cry me a river. I'm a bit lucky. I am crazy money and I spend crazy money on Gat. If I love you, I'm dropping bags on you. You're getting all. Yeah. Okay. But anyway, love is blind. Leo. All right, yeah. Type in Leo. Yeah, that gees are right there. That gees are right there. Yeah, bro. Say less. Yeah, Leo is a waste man. He's in, I'm just so rich, bro. I'm an art dealer. Fuck's sake. I'm just tired of being waiting for my money. When I say the thing sat up in her seat. There's another John on there who, exactly the same way, opposite. She was just like, Bro, it's just jarring to me that all I want is...

Oh, go down. I think it's the chicken, the bright green blouse. Oh, yeah. Yeah, in the middle. I'm pretty sure it's her. She was like, Bro, it's just jarring to me that all I want is love. All I want is a connection. All I want is good conversation. I just want that. But every time I'm with a man, they just think I'm so bang. They just think I'm so bang, and they just think I'm this sexy little fuck toy to be ogled at, and I'm an object. I'm more than just fine as fuck. How fine are we actually talking? What's the scale? Because you're spitting.

So what we actually I'm saying, bro?

She was just like, them two, toxic. I was so over love is blind, but I'm going to have to just peak. I'm going to take a peak about what this is saying because them man are, they're trying to shit. And from what I'm hearing, they've already patted things. Okay. Both of them, yeah, they've already patted. Because of course you will. A man said, I'm rich as shit.

Yeah, I'm tired of people just wanting me for my money. Yeah. Love me for me.

Love me for me. Okay, cool. And have the money on the side. He knows what he's doing. Yeah, and she's like, I promise you I'm the pangest thing you've seen.

I'm too pang and people just want to fuck me. Love me for my inside, not my out.

I'm intelligent, I'm witty, I'm funny. I bring a lot to the table. I'm more than just this. I am more than this Taking objects you see in front of you. Say less. Man, I have to sneak a peak.

She would fall me, too.

She would fall me, too. Of course, bro. Yeah, it's mental. So yeah, Love Is Bying USA. You know what you're doing. Shame on you, but I will be tuning in. Cool. Exactly know what they're doing. Shame on you, but you will be tuning in. They know what they're doing. Right. I've been waiting for this for a while now. I'm assuming you've seen it as well. Yeah. Get it off your chest, guys. Joker, while gone for this, man.

So Joker number 2, Follia D.

Should be worse than that.

Yeah. I understand what the writers and Todd Phillips, the director, was trying to do and was trying to portray. If we flash back to Joker 1. Yes, he's For the lack of a better term, he's nuts. He's nuts, right? And his coping mechanism is his imagination and music. I was going to say season 2. In the second movie, it hones in on that so much. Every trail of thought, imagination-wise that he has, it breaks out into song.

That's boring.

Every single time. Every single time. So it's like, He could be in jail watching TV and someone will say something to him. Someone will say something to him and he will start breaking out into song, start walking around, walking around. Then he will get back to his original spot and you realize, oh, that was his imagination.

Itit happens a lot of times.

It happens at least six times.

That's too many times.

And he's doing it with Gaga. Do you see what I'm saying? I understand why they tried to portray this, but I feel like it wasn't executed properly at all.

In number one, but I think in number one, they did that maybe once. Exactly. They did it a couple of times. It was a lot of imagination in number one, but it wasn't all music and dancing, all this shit.

It wasn't. They've honed in on that a lot more because for one, this is all set in jail or it's his trial. There's only two scenes or two... Yeah, two scenes, really, in the whole movie. There's something that... You've seen the movie, right? Yeah. There's something that does happen in the movie. There's something that It does happen in a movie where you think, Oh, this is setting this shit up for number three. I think you know what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about the ending, not the ending, but the bit before the end when he's in the courtroom. Do you remember? So there's something that happens. You feel like, Oh, okay, maybe this could potentially It's linked to a number three where it turns into some dark thing where it's like they're terrorizing Gotham rather. You think, Okay, cool. It doesn't turn out that way. You're just like, Where is this going? That's all I kept thinking, Where is this going? Where is this going? Arthur Fleck is tired of being told he's the Joker, but he's also tired of people telling him he's not the Joker, he's Arthur Fleck. I feel like he's battling who he is as a human being.

Yeah, crisis of identity. Yes, literally, yes. It's one of them ones where you only get to see the Joker in his imagination, which is him breaking out into song. You don't see any other Joker West activities as Arthur Fleck.

It's boring.

It's fucking boring. You made it a terrible job.

It pissed me off, man, because it was so highly anticipated. The number one was amazing. Amazing. I've seen it twice.

It was so highly anticipated, and you come with this.

It's like there's a little...

Obviously, you've seen the ending, so you know why I'm going, but there's a little...

You can spoil it, by the way. I don't give a fuck about watching this now. Everyone says dog shit. I'm not watching it.

I don't even class it as part of the series. I think it's like an alternate thing.

Excommunicado.

I just class it as that. So you want to know what happens at the end?

Go on. Yeah, he gets nanked. He gets nanked in jail. Like, Gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah. Yeah. And there's a little theory that the person that nanked him may be the new Joker.

Is the actual Joker. Yeah. Because did you see at the beginning? At the beginning, So when he gets stabbed, he dies, by the way. And blurred in the background, the guy who stabbed him starts cutting a scar as a smile. And you're like, what the fuck?

And they reference his... They don't reference him. They show his face three or four times throughout the movie and you can tell he's not there. Yeah, he's tapped. Yeah, he's tapped.

That's dumb. Bro, it's... It's fucking nuts. That sucks, man. Well, I did hear that Todd Phillips said he's not doing anymore DC. That's it. He's out.

Thank God.

That's brutal.

That's such a shame, man.

That's brutal.

Because number one was fantastic. He did well in number one.

Yeah. This bullshit.

Damn. It got, apparently got lower ratings than Morbius did.

Yeah, I heard about that. Morbius is fucking dog shit.

I've not seen that in ever will.

Yeah, it's dog shit.

28 %. So I think even this is generous. 33 %. I think 5.3 is generous. 5.3 is generous, mate.

I made it a four and I was being...

45 %.

You're being nice?

I was being nice with four out of 10.

Damn, bro. Oh, yeah.

I heard Garga was very underutilized.

There's so much more because as soon as I saw that, or as soon as we all saw that Garga was going to be in it, obviously she's going to be Harley Quinn. I was thinking, okay, these men are going to go tap for tap. Yeah. Because I can see her playing a tapped Harley Quinn. Yeah, facts. Not utilized at all. Not in that way. Not utilized at all in that way whatsoever.

Was she there to just be a gaga sing sing?

Yeah. So they're obviously love interests, and she puts herself into the asylum only to meet him. It's all a ruse to meet him and for them to be a pair. So she's always supported him in court. But when he decided, okay, I am no longer the Joker. I am Arthur Fleck, blah, blah, blah. Fuck all this shit. She leaves him. What? She leaves him. Yeah, bro.

That's dumb, bro.

There's no grit. There's no dark darkness. There's darkness in the darkness that I'm looking for in terms of like, arms house or whatever. There's just all mental darkness. They should have made this into a series or so. I'm not a movie. Maybe like a four-part episode, four-part series. Yeah. And just left it as that and then maybe did a movie afterwards, after filling them off.

But it just-I've never walked out before. I almost walked out. Really? I've never, ever almost walked out of a film. I usually, I almost walked out.

I had a lot of people walk out.

You could hear a lot of people. It was making me laugh because there's so much singing in it and it gets ridiculous. It's like it'll be a really good intense scene and singing will break out. You'll hear, after the third time the singing got introduced, start singing, everyone just goes, Yeah, Everyone's.

Fuck off.

It's crazy, mate.

I don't know how these men went to the premiere with their chest held high.

Yeah, man. And by the way, apparently it cost It costs the exact same to make as Dune 2.Wow, really?It's just insane. You compare the films.Dune.

2 is a next level movie.Dune.

2 is a once again.

God Almighty, that movie is fucking good and looks incredibly expensive.Badass.Cinema talk about it.It's the same, apparently. I think I saw the number one cost 50 million or whatever that.

Yeah, so this one cost-It was 200.

This one was 200 million, right?

This one costs 140.

No, that's what they got. That's the box office. That's the box office. It cost 200 ems.

Yeah, it cost 200 ems. The first one cost 50 and made like 100 and something. Budget 55 million. 55 million. Gross, over 1 billion. And then two budget.

Jesus.

I'm pretty sure this budget was 200 million. 200 million. Yeah, bro.

Flopping, bro. Yeah.

Scary hours, bro.

Scary hours indeed. But talking about cinematography.

Is this your rec, but not a rec? Yes. Okay.

There is a show that I watched season one and two of, completely forgot about, and only recently just jumped back on. When I say, John Favreau knows what he's doing, he knows what he's doing. The mandalorian.

Oh, yeah. I've heard nothing but incredible things about The Mandalorian.

Yeah, man. Season 3 is booming. Really? He knows what he's doing, brother. Obviously, he's the homeboy Pedro Pascal, number one actor in the world. Right now, he's doing bits. The show is really good. But I want I'm going to talk about this because this is not a recommendation. Why what actually wanted to get onto was, I've said on this show before, I don't give a fuck about Star Wars. Obviously, Star Wars is, or if not, probably the biggest franchise in the world. I'm only being ignorant by saying I'm not going to watch it, but I love this show. Oh, bro. Obviously, this is only a subsector of the whole franchise.

Me, my brother and my dad. My brother and my dad are way more into Star Wars than me, but my childhood was very Star Wars-orientated. We watched a lot of fucking Star Wars.

I've said to myself, after I finished watching season 3 of The Mandalorian, the same way I binged, probably twice now, the Marvel Universe franchise, I am going to start Star Wars from the Jump.Wow, really?Yeah.

Okay, and you're really going to struggle.I.

Have the time, bro.Okay.

Fair enough.

I have the time, and it's all on Disney Plus. Yeah, it is. Everything's on Disney. All the series and the movies are on Disney.

You're going to hate the old ones.

I know, but also you need to remember, with them now being on Disney, are you talking about hate because of the cinema talk or because of the plot/storyline? Because both. I have not seen it, so I don't know. But what I would say is When they bring old movies back on Disney, the production value is clearer. It's a lot clearer.

I mean, don't get me wrong, we're talking about the '70s. I know.

The first one is 1977.

There's only so much they can do.

A New Hope, number 4. I've done my research.

Yeah. Right. Are you going from starting with A New Hope or are you starting with episode one?

No, I am watching it in release order, not chronological order.

Okay, release order. Fair enough. So you're watching A New Hope first?

A New Hope. I think that's number four or number 6, whatever. Yikes.

It's number four. Right.

So, yikes.

The reason I say yikes is because when I say you're going to hate it, same way I said about Bleach, everything we know about science fiction is based on Star Wars in some loose way. Like any director today or anyone who's making anything was science fiction is obsessed with Star Wars. You're going to see little bits of Star Wars that in the '70s when this came out, obviously, you know Dalfader's his dad, right? Everyone knows that. When that came out, That was like, Oh, fuck. Are you even saying? That's a joke of a plot now because it's been rinsed to death because everyone loves Star Wars so much that they base their entire career off making shit that was like the foundation was Star Wars. When I say you're going to hate it, it's just going to seem so boring to you.

I understand. But I also, again, I've done it with so many other franchises.

Fair enough, bro. I rate it, bro. I'm going to do it.

I'm proud of you. I'm going to do it. It's only my mindset that's telling me, Fuck Star Wars, but why? Everyone else has seen it.

Yeah, bro. There are bits that you're going to like. Like, bro, Lando Caarisian. Cool as fuck. Princess Leia in the bikini thing. Cool, man. Cool. Yeah, Jaba the Heart. Yeah. Ringo Monumbu. Yeah, bro. Cool as fuck, bro. I'm going to watch them all, man. And then like, yeah, the fighting is really bad. Again, you won't find the plot interesting because you would have seen every adaptation of that plot your entire life. But as a foundation, bang, bang, bang, get those out of the way quickly. And then I still think episode one, Banks. Okay.darth Maul, villain.Okay. Villain.

Okay.

Episode two, Backs.

Okay.

Episode three. Okay, cool. Now we're cooking. Okay, cool. Bro, you and McGregor? Yeah. Performs in episode three. Say less. Yeah. Ben Kenobi? Yeah, bro.

I'm going to watch all the series as well because they've got... There's Ossaka, there's obviously, Mondalorian, there's...

Attack of the Clones is good. Yeah, that's number two.

You mean the animated show? The animated show. I've heard Attack of the Clones. I've not seen it. That's really good. I've heard Attack of the Clones, the animated show is fucking amazing.

The Book of Bob Effect is a series, Andor is a series, obi-Wan Kenobi is a series. There's five or six different series now on Amazon, on Disney, sorry.

Fair play, bro. It's worth it, man. It is really good franchise. Yeah, I'm a lock in. I'm not happy. There's villains in Star Wars, bro.

I can imagine. I'm going to tap in because, yeah, watching the mandalorian, I'm thoroughly enjoying it. They're going to make a mandalorian movie as well. The mandalorian and Grogu.

It's good. Damn, bro. John Favre again. Some of the The new new ones are quite good as well. Rogue One. I've seen that one. Yeah, you liked it? Yeah, I liked it, of course. Oh, gang. You're in for a treat him, bro.

Is Rogue One the one with John Bayega or no? Because I've seen both. I've seen Solo, a Solo one, the one with Donald Glover in as well. I can't even remember. I've definitely seen Rogue One. No, this one isn't got John Bayega.

It's the other one. It's not John Favre. John Bayega, this one. This is another spin-off one. This one was good. The one with John Bayega is... What's it called? Star Wars, Left. Force Awakens. I also watched Who Cloned Tyrone.

I enjoyed that movie. It was good. I enjoyed that movie.

Yeah, it was good. Jamie Fox did a wonderful job in that movie. Yes, he did. Yeah, he did really good. Yes, he did. Good actor, man. Yeah, that was a good... I skipped past it when it came out. It's on Netflix, right? Yeah. When it first came out.

The trailer doesn't do it justice.

Yeah, it probably was The Trader. I was just like, meh, I'm all right. Yeah, good movie, bro. I watched it on a Sunday afternoon.

Rotten Tomorrow is 95%.

Damn. Yeah. Damn.

Fair play.

Trailer doesn't do it justice. Yeah, I liked it, man. Tweets of the week.

Tweets of the Week to finish this off. Tweet and his own reply to this. I'm officially Muslim. Reply. Never mind. These guys caught me with a ham sandwich already.

Duh.

Losing women romantically is hilarious. Oh, no. I've lost the opportunity to pay for everything. How will I survive?

Bro, Bro, that reminds me. I have to show you a TikTok. Okay, go on. This guy, Leo González. Funny on TikTok. Funny on TikTok, bro. Say less. And he did this one. I won't even speak about it, bro. We'll just watch it.

You like it? Talk to her.

No, I'll talk to her.

Hey. Yes. You're single or what?

You could never.

Could never what? Bag of loner eating at the restaurant by herself? It's notumbler. Mijita, please be so for real. I'm not interested. But if I wanted you, I would have had to say much less. It was actually for my homie here who actually has bad taste.

So he's interested?

No. You think he wants you after this? That was embarrassing.

You need to be a little more humble, and you're a little too shallow.

You need to be a little more demier, okay? That would go a long way. No, that's embarrassing. You ended up with nothing. So, yeah, you're right. I could never.

Fucking savvy.

You've always sent it to me in a chat, but I've seen that one before.

Mehita. Mehita, yeah. I wish I had Spanglish in my wheelhouse. I wish I had Spanglish in my wheelhouse, bro. Mehita. It is different. That's embarrassing. Bro, he is choked on TikTok. I stay binging his stuff, bro. Big props to him. He's too funny, man. Play.

Sorry. Shout him, man. No, minor, minor, minor.

I missed the opportunity to pay for everything. Yeah. All right.

Are you into age or numbers? Reply. Yes. Why? Reply. Do you want to get eight, eight, eight out? Reply. Yes, please. E, E, E, E, with the threes.

Yeah.

That's a good back and forth.

That's exactly call back to the beginning of the episode. That's exactly the conversation I'll get myself into. I'd be too scared to Do you want to get eight, eight, eight out? Yes, please. I'm knackered. I'm truly exhausted.

I'm not going there. You're not coming here.

Fuck's sake. Oh, God.

All right, okay. This one needs a bit of context. So Bruno Fernández, captain of Mania and I, got sent off against Tottenham and got sent off against... I can't remember. He got sent off back to back two different games, but they got appealed. Well, one got appealed anyway. So First tweet, Can you imagine if Paul Pogba got red cards back to back? They'd question his upbringing.

Brother? Wow. Bro.

When they say they, it's only one person I'll probably question that we're in. Gary Suneis. That's right. He's a ex-scouse footballer. He's now a pundit who hates Pogba. Really? Yeah. This was a time ago. Obviously, he doesn't play in the Premier League anymore. Because he's arrogant or what? S-o-u-n-e-s. N-e-s, sorry. Oh, Graham Sounes. Sorry, not Gary. My bad. I have no idea why-I've seen his brother. Why he hates him. He hates him so much. I just... It's It's just such a known thing in football.

That Graham Sunis hates Paul Pogba.

The way he talks about him, the way he talks, not even just about United, it's just about Pogba. It's so weird. Damn. It's so weird. Damn. Yeah, man. All right, I've got one more tweet from a check. Finding out a guy's dick big be crazy. You know what? I am free this Saturday.

Raphael dick is nuts. Raphael Dick is insane. I will never forget being 19 years of age and hearing from a girl I was chatting to the other... I remember she lived near She lived near a guy that I played basketball with one time. I can't remember how we got into that discussion, but just common, whatever. Then she was like, she told me that she'd slept with him before. I was like, why? Then she was like, oh, my God. Just said, one of my girls talked to me and said he had a big dick. I was like, sorry.

Yeah, stuff like that didn't make sense back then. Sorry? Yeah, that's crazy. It's like saying, Oh, you banged a girl. Why did I bang her? Because she had a tight tongue.

What does that mean? I heard the pussy was gushy, bro. What are you talking about? What are you actually talking about? Considering guys are so much more savage in certain aspects, we do not operate like that. There's no way you can tell me, Oh, I banged a girl. Ting was gushing. And me thinking, Well, I'm following her now.

Yeah, facts. I need to know what I feel like.

I need to know what that feels like. That's impossible. That's insanity. But yeah, we'll actually move like that. I thought this guy got a big dick. Say, swear. Show me. Yeah, cool. I'm going to fuck him as well then. Jesus Christ. Yeah, but I do hear through the great vine that finding big tall is a rarity, like a true rarity. Okay. So once they find it, that's why they put up with bullshit. That's why they put up with bullshit. I remember we had this chat. I think we actually did have this chat with Megan in America. I was trying to find the gender opposite comparison so I could understand what is this big dick thing. And we came up to the We came into the conclusion of, imagine being crazy horny as a guy, crazy horny. Then every girl you went to sleep with, the pussy was so dry, you physically couldn't get your dick in. You could not do it. You could never nut from top or a handjob or anything like that. You're always close, but you need to bang. You have to bang. Every time you get it in, it's just not working.

Then she nuts every time. She nuts. Just from you trying to get in, she's bussing. Then she busses from you trying to get in, and she's like, Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, and she goes to sleep. You're like, Are you insane, big man? Are you insane? Then you get a okay nut from her, giving you head for like an hour. You're like, slow down, speed up, slow down, speed up. Okay, rhythm. Yeah, keep going, keep going, keep going. Then you're not and you're like, okay.

That was tasking.

Yeah, that was tasking. Now, That's something that happens every single girl, every single time. Then one time you find the girl, slides in.

Yeah, she's a keeper. Yeah, found. She's a keeper. Yeah, she's a keeper. Yeah. I'm not letting her go. Yeah, exactly.

Then she puts hands on you. She puts hands on you and calls you a broke bitch and a useless bum. But that puss is nuts. That's toxicity. Yeah, of course, bro. You go back and you go back and she takes all your money and she makes your yard She's dirty. She's not even that hygienic. She's useless. She doesn't even have... She has no aspirations or goals. She's got 11 followers and just nothing's going on. She follows 5,000. Nothing's going on. But that puss, every time you're in there, you've never felt something like that again. And you have no idea when the next time is going to happen. Every time you leave her, you're back to dry, dry, dry, dry, dry. You go through 20 dries as she hits you up with just a video.

Just, come get it. Running back.

Of course, bro.

Running back. That's big dick. And that's how we're concluding the episode.

That's how we conclude the episode, bro. Fuck, I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry that you'll have to deal with that. Fine. That's horrible. It's horrible. Yeah, it's vial. But anyway, guys, beautiful episode. As always, head on over to patreon. Com/sthings. Ggs. Watch our episodes, enjoy our episodes, become part of our community, become a baby, and your daddies will take care of you. Always. Love, love, love.