Transcript of 990. Andy & DJ CTI: Illegal Alien Attacks Federal Agent In Minneapolis, China And Russia's Threat To Greenland & Hillary Clinton In Contempt

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What are you laughing at?

Water spotter.

What do you say?

I want to apologize for my I won't repeat the joke ever.

Don't ever tell a joke again. No more jokes.

This is all business. That's right. Hell, yeah. All right. Big nick, too hyped. There we go. Appreciate the reshare, man.

Oh, man. All right, guys. Well, what's going on? Besides you being on the brink of death.

Dude, I'm about to die, man.

By this racist cold.

Did you notice? I'm a little taller.

I wish I was a little... You know that song? Mm-hmm.

Okay. I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a polo.

I did. I saw you wearing your.

Do I still look taller, though?

Yeah, they make you taller. Why do you think I wear them?

Yeah, even now, I feel taller.

I'm like 6, 7 in my head.

He asked me how high I wanted to go. I'm like, Okay, we're like, How high? How high before you're gay? You know what I'm saying? Right before they're gay.

Right there.

You know what I'm saying?

How high before people start making fun of me on the internet? That's what I'm saying.

How high can we You know what I'm saying? He's like, About three inches. I'm like, All right, let's go two and a half. No deal. You know what I'm saying? But no, dude, they're great. Oh, man. I love it, man. But yeah, just trying to survive.

Man, I wish I was 6'7. Do you?

No, bro.

I wouldn't be able to drive It wouldn't be able to drive cars. It wouldn't be able to drive cars.

That's actually the- Planes, trains. I mean, dude, that shit's difficult.

I think I'd like to be... If I could be any height, choose my own height, I would choose 6'4. I feel like 6'4 is a good height.

I still feel like that's too tall. You think? Yeah, like 6'2 6'3. That's good. That's a great height right there. You know what I'm saying?

I'm 6'2.

But you're not like- I'm like 6'1 and three quarters. Yeah, right. But you can still go to the movie theater. You're not pissing nobody off.

Baseball games. Pretty much the right size.

Yeah, you're good.

I'll take that.

Yeah, you're good.

It's a great size. Fuck all you 6'4 motherfuckers.

That's right. We're heightest. How tall are you? You're 6'1, 6'1 and a half?

Yeah, I'm almost 6'2. I'm like 6'4-ish with my boots on.

I'm like 6'1-ish, almost there. I'm like somewhere up in there. With these shit kickers on, though, I'm 6'3 now. I like it. The temperature is different up here. Hell, yeah, man. But, yeah, man, trying to survive, dude. I don't know what I got hit with, dude. Everybody's filling it right now, the bugs.

Bro, that shit is going around.

Yeah. Dude, I don't know what it is, bro. I don't know. But I got hooked up today. Chris gave me some skunk ass.

Some of his hippie drugs.

Bro, he's like, Quit being a bitch. Just take it. I'm like, Wait, bro, this shit smells like ass.

You go up in Chris's office and you're like, I got a fucking finger nail that's fucked up. Oh, bro, he's got you. He's got like, Oh, I have this Eastern Asian cinnamon root. You just rub it on your butt hole to fix your finger nail.

Here's some Chinese bear piss for you, bro.

That motherfucker knows everything. No, bro.

He's the man, bro. He's the man.

The shit always works, too.

It does work. Yeah. It does Butthole might... You know what I'm saying?

I can tell you this. If he told me, if I was sick enough and he said, Hey, man, rub this on your butt hole, I would do it because I know it would work. I know it would work. He knows his shit. What? What's wrong with that?

Oh, fuck, man. That's great.

Hey, man, you either want to get better, it's all the problem, or you don't. That's right.

Dude, I had to suck it up, bro. He gave me these glutathione packets, man. Bro, he's like, They're going to stink, but just Just drink it. I opened that fucking, dude. I almost gagged, bro. He's like, Quit being a bitch. Just take it. I'm like, Fuck. But no, man, we're working through it, guys. We're here. We're going to make it work.

I'm between 6'0 and 6'4, depending on what gas station I'm walking out of. Oh, man. Dude, I'll tell you what, bro. We have the fucking best live audience.

Oh, there's no doubt. There's no doubt. I've seen everybody else. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. No.

At least- You guys enjoy- We got a bunch of fucking comedians.

Oh, yeah. Everybody's a comedian now.

Fuck. A bunch of racist.

That's what it is. Do you guys like the Wednesday night live streams, though?

Black folks use Tessin. We, Mexicans, use Vicks.

That robot doesn't put you on your ass.

But white people use a mix of both.

I'm a day quill guy. I like the day quill.

The day quill does work. Those gel cap day quills. Oh, bro. You take two of those, you'll be I'm all right, and then we're good to do it. I'm pretty sure you could survive a nuclear attack on a couple of day quills. A couple of day quills? Yeah. You take a couple of day quills, a mucinex, and a little nicotine. You could fucking live forever.

Yeah, bro. You know, meth heads say the same about Sudafit.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Invincible. Oh, man. Hell, yeah, man. Well, guys, we got a hell of a show to get to.

We had some blue It's some blue shoes.

It's some blue shoes. I'm hunting now. See, that's white people's shit. Black people use them Honeypacks. Oh, yeah, bro.

Yeah, they're not even lean?

That's what lean is, isn't it? No, that's different.

What's lean? Who knows what lean really is.

Lean? It's cough syrup.

Yeah, but what's in it, though?

It's coating cough medicine with some Jolly Ranchers.

And Sprite. You just drink that.

Yeah, you sip that shit.

Like a whole fucking bottle of it. Oh, yeah. You get fucked up?

Oh, fuck. Really? Oh, yeah. Bro, Codine is a powerful-I have to try it. No, no, no, no. Bro, that shit is fucking crazy.

You tried it?

You tried lean before?

So it doesn't work that good.

It works really good. You know what I'm saying? All right, well, enough about advertising degeneracy here.

No, let's keep going. I thought you You guys were into health.

That's right. No judgment, but you know.

No judgment.

Sipping on some scism.

I would have judged the fuck out of you.

Oh, man. But yeah, now, man, we got a hell of a show. Got lots of stuff to cover, but I found these things. I don't know who's actually managing these accounts.

Lean is heroine? Really? Is that true? Technically.

I looked it up. Listen, Lean is a syrup concoction made of prescription strength Cough Syrup with a soft drink and a hard candy. Yeah. That's a heroine. So active ingredients are codeine and promethazine. You're right.

Young Dolph taught me that. Oh, shit.

Yeah, man. All right.

All right. We got a show to do.

We do. But I wanted to show... Like I said, I don't know who's running these accounts, but somebody's like, they're posting just OG clips. Back when just the world was just a cooler place. And your boy has a clip. Dana. Oh, yeah. Dana White has a clip. And dude, I didn't know. First of all, Dana's awesome. I didn't know he was a prankster. Did you know that?

I think we both know that Dana likes to have a good time.

He likes to have a great time. He likes to have a great time. This clip has now been going around and starting to pick up some steam where he turned his CFO's office into a kid's bedroom. Do you see this? No. Check this out, bro. This is great. So as you guys know, here at the UFC, we're always busy.

So Monday, all these big meetings start. We're looking for our CFO, our Chief Financial Officer. So we go to the Secretary, and she's like, He's learning how to race Porsches in North Carolina. Are you fucking me right now? So since he's been gone, we cleaned his office out. And since this guy is such a little race fan, we We changed his office for him and gave him a new look. Love the little seating area. He's too many people show up. We've got some extra bean bags here for him that they can throw around. Now, if he's working in his car bed and he has people around, he can have them sit around his desk here. He can race his scooter over to the kitchen, grab some Diet Coke. He likes the Diet Coke. Now that he's a big race car driver, he can show off all his-They photoshopped his fucking face.

That's when he was sponsored by M&M's.

And that was when he won the Ford Cup. Yeah, we actually have a That's what happens when you do dumb here at the USA. That's pretty good. Bro, I mean, that's a good prank. That's almost as good as the one that you did. Oh, yeah.

That was good. Yeah, that was close. Yeah, that's what you got, Paul. How you got Paul? I'm something of a prankster myself. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, man. I've seen enough. I don't fucking-Just don't fuck with me. I ain't pranking DJ like that. Don't fuck with me. Yeah, it's going to get bad. Yeah. I help in the pranks, but I'm not pranking you.

Yeah, man.

I'm not a good pranker.

Yeah. Oh, dude.

Too busy for that shit.

No, it's not that I'm not busy. There's a method to it. You got to make it mean something. You know what I'm saying? You got to strike at the right time. I'm very strategic with it. It doesn't take much effort. I think that bathroom thing took me all 10 minutes. Super easy. But I'll do this. This was great. This was great, dude.

I'd say it's A plus.

Yeah, probably I mean, the execution on this is great. It's great.

This little car bed.

That kid just pictured Dana just ordering shit off of Amazon. Let's fucking get that shit there real quick.

He's learning to race Porsias.

Yeah, man. I thought it was great, dude. I like to see the clips that come out right now. They're awesome. Just a different time back then, dude, because he looked young. I don't know when that was, but I mean, he looked good, dude. It's just a different time back then, man.

Are you saying Dana looks bad now?

No, I'm not, man. I think that's what she said. You're trying to get me. No, I'm just Yeah, it's a different... You look different. You can tell he looked a lot younger.

You're going to change your subject soon?

Now you're going to have him bust my balls next time, man. God damn. All right, man, guys, let's get it to the cruise, though. That's what you guys are here for. Remember, if you would like to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfersela. Com. You guys can check them all. Link there. That being said, have not won. All right. Honestly, I thought this was a topic that was going to be dying down. It was like losing some steam.

Which one?

Up in Minnesota, bro. Now it's rolling again. It's hot. It's hot. Still in police cars and shit. Really? Oh, bro, it's getting crazy. We got to cover it. We got to talk about it. This all started, like I said, everything was dying down. Then you get some Venezuelan illegal aliens attacking federal agents with a shuffle. They get popped. They get shot. Yeah. Fuck. I expected nothing less. I expected nothing less. Let's dive into it. But yeah, according to-I mean, what do you think is going to It's not going to happen.

That's been my take on this whole thing. We have lost the plot in terms of what the guardrails are of a functioning society. If you go out and you attack a police officer with a fucking shovel, there is a high probability that you're going to get shot. What are we talking about?

Bro, the match... Oh, no. They're supposed to match for us with force, though. They should have put out some shovels.

So were they going to pull out their fucking retractable shovel? People arguing over this?

Oh, bro, listen, people started fucking getting hot. But yeah, according to the DHS spokesperson, federal agents, they were arresting a male from Venezuela when the person fled and, quote, began to resist and violently assault the officer. Two people allegedly appeared from a nearby building and joined in on attacking the officer with a snow shovel and broom handle. Which led to one of them being shot. He's in stable condition. He's now back in custody. These were the three guys, these upstanding future NASA scientists. Road scholars. Road scholars, fucking Oxford-educated guys. Leaders of the free world. They're attached to Chundre Aragua. You know what I'm saying? Allegedly.

Highly credible organization. Oh, bro. It's pretty much the best of the best.

It opens Society's Foundation. You know what I'm saying? It's up there, bro. But yeah, I mean, and so that led into some rioting happening overnight. This headline, this report reads, Riders smashed into ICE vehicles. Minneapolis police stand down. It's not ironical, right? And so, yeah, that's been rolling.

Well, I mean, look, they're not getting any support. So there's a lot of them and very few of us, and we're not getting any support from fucking anybody. What do you think they're going to do?

There's a couple of videos going around right now where they broke into one of the vehicles. They ripped out the weapon locker.

I saw a video of that.

You saw it? I got it here. For those who have not seen it yet, let's check this clip. Almost there.

Oh, wow. Oh, my God.

That's a rifle bag. Oh my God. With a rifle in it.

The dude's got to... Bullet?

It's a bullet. It's a bullet.

Is that a federal?

Is that a federal? Is that a federal?

I think that's a free item.

Oh, for sure.

These people. I'm not going to get back. No way.

Now, you can't tell me that we do not have the capabilities. We know you guys listen to every fucking thing Every day we say and every message, there should not be any problems with finding every single person that was in a 30-foot radius of that vehicle and locking their asses up.

Correct. Why aren't they?

Why aren't they? Why aren't they? This is sick. I mean, now you got a fully automatic federal firearms on the streets up there in the hands of-That wasn't the only video. There's a few. They took the whole fucking thing out. They took the entire fucking thing out. Police finally come after a couple of minutes, but that rifle was gone in seconds. Now, with all of this shit that's popping off up there. I understand it's not the entire state of Minnesota, right?

No, this is the same thing that happened with Mike Brown here, where they were portraying a few blocks of bullshit to be the whole fucking city. I actually talked to a couple of my buddies who live there, and they were saying the same shit.

Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It's not the entire state, right? No. But there is a problem. As you alluded to, there's not really a whole lot of fucking support. With that, though, Trump does come out, and he threatens putting in the interaction Insurrection Act. If Minnesota continues to allow attacks on ICE, he did this through a truth on truth social saying, If the corrupt politicians of Minnesota don't obey the law and stop the professional agitators and insurrectionists from attacking the patriots of ICE who are only trying to do their job. I will institute the Insurrection Act, which many presidents have done before me and quickly put an end to the travesty that is taking place in that once great state. Thank you for your attention in this matter, President DJ T. It's interesting, though. He did highlight the professional agitators. Professionals get paid, right? Mm-hmm. Okay. All right. We're acknowledging that these are fucking paid agitators. I like that. That's great. What's going to be like, what are we waiting for?

Because it's very cool. If you really wanted to stop, you would arrest the people funding them.

Yeah, cut the head off the stage.

Everybody knows who those people are. Everybody fucking knows. Everybody knows. Everybody knows. Why isn't he doing anything? Here's what I don't like, dude. I'm going to tell you what I don't like. I don't like that for four In two fucking years, people bitched and moan and cried about these millions of fucking military-age males that came into our country. We've had how many instances Too many to count where these military-age males who came here with no fucking families have raped, killed, murdered American citizens, primarily women, and No one's talking about that at all. Now, all of a sudden, the same people who were screaming to get these motherfuckers out are now upset about the method to which they are trying to get them out. That's right. Okay?

That's right.

Do you want them out or do you not want them out? That's it. Do you want them out or do you not want them out? That's it. Very simple. Okay? Like we've said for years, the way to remove these people is going to be unpalatable to a lot of people. That's reality.

Well, I mean, dude, they're not going to go voluntarily. These motherfuckers are not about to hop in a cha-cha line and fucking board a fucking jet to get about here.

Bro, look, the United States of America is empathetic to the point where it's going to cost us the literal country. We have had it so good here for so long that people believe that other people are just misunderstood, or they grew up the hard way, or they don't come from... No shit, they don't come from here. That's why they shouldn't be here. Okay? While we can say that, yes, no one… Personally, I don't like seeing American citizens beat up or shot or whatever. But if we remove the situation situation, and we placed, let's say, this exact same situation that happened with this woman that got shot, that set all this shit off. That was just a normal traffic stop. She would have got shot there, too. What are we doing? What are we doing? Do we want the country for Americans, or do we want illegals to come in and take the fuck over and eventually overpower you and your fucking family? What's annoying to me is these fucking people who have never dealt with any evil or violence because the country has been so good for so long that they are literally protecting these people that do not belong here, steal from you, steal from me, steal from them, who wouldn't piss on those protesters if they were on fucking fire.

Defending these people. I can't, dude. The amount of hypocrisy here and the amount... It's like, what do you want? You all bitched because you didn't want these motherfuckers here, and now those same people are like, Well, we don't want the government because if you're supporting them, you're a bootlicker. It's like, Okay, dude, so you want total chaos? You want anarchy? You want no rules? You want no laws? You want to drive down the street with your fucking AR every single day, and that's how you want to live? Like they live in a third-world country with a fucking warlord. I'm prepared for that. I got tanks, two of them. I got an MRAP. I got more guns than fucking any of you, I can promise you that, I got a whole room in my house. It's fucking just guns.

Yeah, right.

Okay? If we're going to go warlord, fine. I can do it, but you all can't.

You're right.

Okay? So what are we crying about? Let them do their fucking jobs. Let them get the motherfuckers out. And if people stand in the way, just like if they stood in the way of any police or FBI process, they're going to deal with the consequences.

There's consequences to it, dude. I mean, that's the thing. I know I've said. I know we've said it plenty of times, dude.

People say, Oh, well, they're going to use it against you later. Dude, I don't think you understand. Have you not seen the videos of these Have you not seen? There's thousands of videos on the internet right now of communists leftists saying, Wait till we get back in power. We're going to round all of you up and we're going to fucking kill all of you. They're telling you what they're going to do. You think they don't mean that? They mean it.

That's the thing, dude. Everybody wants bacon. It's time to see how it's made.

This is how mass fucking murders happen, bro. The pendulum starts to swing back and forth, and it gets more extreme and more extreme and more extreme. The party that loses, whether people want to understand this or not, this is reality. The people who get killed are the people who don't really believe the other side will kill them. We have a problem here in this country. We have an infestation of people that shouldn't be here, who are here for nefarious reasons to defraud and commit crime. Whether that's their culture or not, it's not our culture. Then we have this Communist ideology piled and mixed in with that. That are literally the weakest, most dependent, least capable human beings on the planet wanting the power. What happens when you give people power that don't understand the repercussions of using power or have never felt the repercussions of power used against them. They are indiscriminate with the power, and they abuse it, and they will use it to their advantage. I would highly recommend that people think about that. I think everybody should think about that. I think that you should take people at their word when they say that they want to round you up and fucking kill you.

Because that has happened multiple times with communist ideology in history.

We don't even got to go back that far to fucking see it. We saw it during COVID, what happened when you give these type of people a little power. You got fucking 17-year-old kids selling you. You can't fucking buy groceries for your family because you're not wearing a fucking face diaper.

We've seen it. Well, now they're saying that that's what we're doing by supporting that. No, dude, these are the laws that have existed in this country for fucking them.

Not some emergency order authorization.

Yeah, and by the way, if they let the Insurrection Act go. That's like Trump said, and like you guys know, I don't fucking agree with everything Trump does. A lot of the shit that I think he does is fucking stupid. But that is a real thing for a reason.

My thing to the people who are out there like, Oh, bootlookers. Okay, you don't like how it's being done, you go do it.

Well, that's the other alternative. Go do it. Okay, let's just tell the government to fuck off. You guys go home, and then we, the citizens, will handle it. Yeah, go do it. If we're going to do that, let's do that. Let's do it. Okay, but here's the reality. Myself and most Americans don't want to live in a third-world society where we have to drive up and down the street with our weapons and play Wild Wild West. That sounds cool. Every testosterone-filled dude is like, Fuck, yeah, I'll do that. You don't really want to do that. You want your wife to worry about that. You want your kids to worry about that.

We're already paying for them to do their jobs. Let them do their fucking jobs.

Dude, real talk. You know what I think it is? I think it's a lot of fucking bots on the internet trying to fucking stoke the fire, combined with a bunch. Look at how many people saying this are totally anonymous. Very few people are saying unreasonable shit with their fucking face and their name and their voice. In my opinion, if you have an anonymous account and your name ain't on it, your opinion don't mean a motherfucking thing. You're a fucking coward. You won't even allow your fucking name to be known. How is what you say What does that matter? You're not even willing. Then these people are on the internet calling people cowards and bootlickers. It's like, Bro, you're a pussy. You won't even put your fucking name on the fucking line.

Yeah, right.

It's absurd shit. The common sense people of this country, I think they generally want law and order. I mean, if we looked back at what people voted for, it was the number one thing besides the economy that people were concerned with, the border and law and order. Do you want it or do you not? Do you want it or do you not? If you want it, shut up. And by the way, there's going to be some eggs cracked in the process. That is the fucking reality, dude. That is the reality. And they're like, Well, maybe it'll be you next time. Maybe it will. But I'm going to try not to put myself in the way of that.

I'm damn sure not trying to block ICE agents. I know that. You know what I'm saying? Come on, man.

Dude, the dialog on the internet around this issue just doesn't make sense to me.

No, it doesn't. It doesn't. No, that's weird. I mean, now, with all of that happening, though, there is something else that's coming out going right back up there. Nick Shirley's in the news again. There's more fraud. Yeah, more fraud coming out now. This is now taxpayer-funded taxi companies. Yeah, the great drivers.

You mean the zero taxis that exist?

Yeah, right. Right.

When was the last time you saw a fucking taxi?

Oh, dude.

When was the last time you saw a county cab?

I couldn't even tell you. You know what I'm saying?

I don't see them. I bet they get a lot of money. Maybe not county cab, but you know what I'm saying. Yeah.

Even the Minnesota Star Tribune, they reported on it because you can't not talk about it, dude. There's a new fraud concerns surface in Minnesota Medical Transportation program. Providers and prosecutors have seen issues in the Medicaid-funded non-emergency medical transport program for years. Now, it's the subject of a new video by conservative influencer, nick Shirley. A transportation service that pays for people's rights to medical appointments is among the Medicaid-funded programs facing new scrutiny. People working in non-emergency medical transportation have been ringing the fraud bill for quite some time. The program, along with other Medicaid-funded services, they've been seeing providers get billed for $80 million. That was just in 2018 by itself. 2024, it went up to $115 million before Dippin. And yeah, these are the same exact thing. You got these businesses registered to these fucking defunct places, or there's 15 of them registered to a single house. It's the same as that shit. Just a whole another thing. It's so much stuff that's happening up there. So much. So much. And the problem is, dude, if nobody's been able to notice this shit, the fact that this has not been a bigger thing fucking 10 years ago, 15 years ago, is proof enough that we're paying way too fucking much in taxes, bro.

Way too much. Way too fucking much, dude.

What do you mean way too much? Yeah. It shouldn't take that to realize that. But I mean, look, dude, everybody keeps saying in our little community here, Andy, run for president. Run for president. You all wouldn't be able to deal with what I would do. I'm being serious. You ever seen the movie The Fucking Siege? They set up those fucking... It's a movie about Arabs committing terror attacks, I think in New York City. They can't to figure out who the fucking terrorists are because they're all mixed in. It's the same problem that they had in the Middle East and Afghanistan and everything. There was no actual uniform. They hide amongst themselves. They set up camps, and they put all the motherfuckers in the camp, and then they work through the people that are in the camp to figure out if they belong here or not to figure out who the fuck is who. That's exactly what the fuck I would do. Everybody would fucking go fucking crazy.

That would be wild. Yeah. Would they, though? Would they, though? Would they?

I think they would. I think we got a bunch of soft people.

I think you have a few people paid to go wild.

I think we have a bunch of soft people that don't understand how the fucking bacon is made. They don't get it. They want everything to be nice and peaceful and harmonious, and then they want law and order and stability. You can't have law and order and stability without doing some things that might be not that fun to look at. That's just reality, dude. Just like when you guys all go eat your steak at your favorite restaurant and you sit down, and you eat it, and it's the greatest steak ever. Then someone shows you a video of how they kill the cows. Oh, man, I don't want to see that shit. With the little With the little fucking- Prong thing. The little blow thing. I don't know what they call it. The dudes just walk up and fucking hit the cow in the head and it's dead, and they get sick. It's like, well, you just ate the steak and you loved it. Yeah, but I don't want to see Well, there has to be people that are willing to slaughter the fucking cows for you to have your motherfucking steak. The problem that we have here is that people don't like the way that law and order is being made, and they're not going to like the result either.

If you didn't like the way steaks were made, but you wanted a steak, guess what? You would fucking starve.

Or take Bill Gates fucking-I just don't understand.

To me, that's common sense. I understand that. I I just don't understand how people don't understand that. Honestly, I don't even understand how this is the fucking talking point that it is. I've seen dudes make 20 fucking videos on this same thing over and over and over and over and over I'm like, Bro, what are we talking about here? You said you wanted them gone. Now you don't like the way they're doing it. See what I'm saying? What do you want?

Yeah, but sitting back safe behind your fucking phone, typing away, that's not going to be it.

Yeah, you're going to feel a little different when one of these illegals rapes your fucking kid or murders your wife. You're going to feel different.

Although it won't be me.

Everybody thinks that.

All right.

All right, man. What I can't stand is people call them immigrants. These are not fucking immigrants. They are criminals. What do you mean they're criminals? They didn't all break the law. No, they did because there's a law about coming here that they fucking broke.

Right.

God, dude, it's like the IQ of the world is just like, dipping by the fucking hour.

Dude, it's crazy, man. It's crazy. Let's check in with the chat. We'll take some time to cruise with you guys. For those listening in tomorrow, let's know what you guys think down in the comments, but let's check in with the chat. See what the chat's got going on.

I mean, real talk, dude. That's what I would do. At WaterSwater, that's what I'm talking about. No Country for Old Men, that thing he uses in there. By the way, I love that movie.

I haven't seen it.

Oh, dude, it's great.

Is it good? Yeah. Isn't it long? It's a long movie, isn't it?

Well, you never watch a long movie?

I will, but it got to be fucking good.

No, it's fucking good.

Okay, all right. All right, Andy.

Yeah, I think so, too, dude.

Two hours, two minutes. Huh? Two hours and two minutes.

I mean, look, man, I I just think that people, they don't have the stomach for reality anymore. I think things are going to have to get a lot worse for Americans in general for them to accept the reality of how to fix the problem. I know what I would do. Everybody says, Oh, you should run for office.

Dude, you guys-I don't like this shit now.

Wait, wait. You guys think I'm kidding? I would take corrupt people and I would put their heads on sticks. I'm not joking. That's what I would do. People wouldn't like that. They'd say, Oh, that's cruel. Yeah, that's the point. So that no one else fucks with you ever again. I don't know, bro.

Dj is mugged issue, not Minneapolis.

The problem, people are a product of the propaganda forced to go through public school and college, along with parents that don't care to educate their kids. Totally Totally agree. Totally agree. Here's what you have. You have 20 years worth of people that have been raised to believe that because they breathe the air, they are promised the fruits of the world, which is not true, and it's never been true, and it will never be true. Those people are now adults. When you see them, look how they behave, bro. We went away from disciplining kids. If you spank your kids now, it's fucking abuse. It's very clear that a lot of these people have never had their spankings. You can tell because the minute that anyone puts fucking hands on them, no matter what they do, they throw a fucking temper tantrum. It's like, What do you expect? That's correct. That doesn't change that there's a problem. We have to get away from the stinking that Because someone dealt with something when they were a kid, or because someone grew up harder, or because someone fucking... Whatever. Whatever happened to them. That they're justified in whatever the fuck they do to other people.

Because they are not.

When do we draw the line? When do we draw the line?

You draw the line in the law. The lines are already there.

That's what I'm saying, man.

Do you think the people that are upset didn't want them gone in the first place? I think all of us here are for your plans. Yes, here. You guys, if everybody was down with the plan, I'd be the number one show in the fucking universe. But you know what happens? People come in, they're like, This guy's fucking crazy. You're correct. I am crazy. I'm crazy enough to solve the fucking problems.

When I say crazy enough, it just might work.

Look, bro, life is very binary to me. That's what I've learned over the course. It either is or it isn't. You either are or you aren't. It's that simple, bro. If you want the problem solved, you could solve the problem. You can't complain about how the problem is solved. You actually want it solved. Then another thing we have is we have all these fucking people on the internet. They say shit like this.

Well, what do you do?

You get on the podcast, complain behind a microphone? No, actually, motherfucker, I employ 11,000 fucking people in total, inside and outside of our fucking companies, meaning in the building and outside. I've created careers for thousands and thousands of people. I've helped millions of motherfuckers change their lives with free shit and free programs. Okay? When you want someone to carry your fucking water for you and do everything for you, you can't complain about how the fuck they carry it. We got a big problem in the country where people are like, Okay, you're complaining on the podcast, you big cry, baby. What the fuck are you doing? What have you ever done? Anyway.

He employs more people than the three surrounding towns I live in.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And like, Bro, by the way, if you want to know what it means to be patriotic? It means building shit that helps people, that gives people jobs, it gives people careers, and fucking stands for things and helps people. Dude, It's just aggravating as fuck, dude. Sometimes, like real talk, it makes me want to just say, Fuck it, and just go move to fucking Costa Rica and chill and be a fisherman. For real. Because it's like, Dude, what are you going to do? Who's going to be the first one to go to Washington, DC and be willing to give their lives? Well, you wouldn't have to do that if you actually all just started fucking using your goddamn voice. That wouldn't be required.

Yeah, man. Yeah. Crazy shit, dude. The shit, the stuff's happening up there. Like I said, I thought it was dying down. It's picking back up, so we got to keep a good eye on it. We'll see what happens. But with that being said, guys, remember, jump in the comments.

Let us know. Why don't I go to Costa Rica? Because I feel an obligation. Here's why. Because I feel an obligation. America has been very fucking good to me. Very good. I've worked my fucking ass off. I've given everything I fucking have. It's been very good to me. I know better than most people what you can grow out of the fertile soil. I know that, and I've seen that, and I've experienced it, and I experience it every day. I feel that as a man in America, that you have a duty and an obligation to make sure that that soil is fertile for the next generation to come through. I don't think about... Why don't I go? That's the only reason I don't go. The dude says, Oh, he's boasting about views. I don't give a fuck about fucking views. The minute this shit was over, I'd be fucking out of here, dude.

That's real, man. Guys, I'm going to jump in the comments. I just want to know what you guys think with that being said.

Usc Mica. Bro, read the comments on the clips that go around the internet. You'll see. Oh, yeah.

Twitter might be a vacuum chamber, but you go fucking IG and shit. Yeah, you do some crazy shit.

What the fuck are you doing? Fucking podcaster.

Who pushed in this guy's cheerios? You eat cheerios, motherfucker.

Small business owner in Minnesota not paying taxes till Walls is out, made a video, got half a million views. People loved it. I challenged everyone in my state to make a video, too. Fucking crickets. That's right. That's right. We got a bunch of fucking Bullshit.

Yeah, man. Let's keep cruising, guys. We got more to cover here. Let's get to headline number two.

This is our fucking time, Josh. You're correct. This is our time. And if we fucking fail it, we will be generation that lost freedom for every fucking generation coming behind us. That's a real thing. That's a real thing that other American men before you and I understood. They fucking understood it. Now we got grown men in their 40s to spend their whole day in their basement playing fucking video games. Like they're fucking 12.

Anyway.

Joe, cook. I'm worried about my kids. You should be. Very. I'm worried about your kids. Anyway.

Fucking hot pockets. All right, man, let's get to headline number two. We got to check it on the national stage. There's some things shifting around. Don't worry for all of you out there. We got some Epstein shit coming up here shortly, so stay tuned for that. But let's check it on Greenland. There was a meeting. You see the meeting? No. Oh, yeah. There was a meeting with the Danes. Denmark's Foreign Minister says, Trump has a point on China and Russia's threat to Greenland.

No shit. Really?

Oh, shit.

No, he's actually just Hitler and wants to take everything over.

That's right. Fucking dictator.

I'll be real. Trump's problem is he's not dictator enough.

Yeah. Denmark's foreign minister admitted he shares concerns with President Donald and US officials over Greenland's vulnerability to Chinese and Russian influence despite his firm opposition to a US takeover. There's absolutely no Chinese footprint in Greenland. Danish Foreign Minister Lars Lóhk Oshmoson, said on the special report Wednesday. Having said that, there's always a bit of truth in what he is saying. We definitely share the concern that the Arctic is not any longer a low-tension region, and of course, we We have to be aware of that. That's why we have invested almost $15 billion US dollars last year in capabilities in Greenland.

Do you know? Pull up the chat.

Chat. Come back, chat.

Can anyone tell me, without looking it up- Okay.

Oh, Trivia time.

How far away at the closest point... Now, Russia and China are fucking together on this. How far away is Russia at the closest point? I know. Do you know? Without looking it up, be honest.

Closest point to what? To America? Yeah.

What do you think it is?

It's Alaska.

What do you think the miles is?

It's like 50 miles.

No, it's 2. 4 miles.

That's it?

Yeah, that's it.

That is correct.

So maybe if people understood geography, they'd understand what the fuck Trump is talking about. Damn. And if you take the world and instead of looking at it like the way that it looks east to west, and you look at it north to south, you'd start to realize the motherfuckers are right there.

Yeah, they're right there. They said, That's not that far. I don't know why I thought it was like 50 miles or something. It's 2.

4 miles.

That's crazy.

That's crazy. You can fucking see it.

That's crazy.

Flat Earth is the first one. Correct, Hammer. That's exactly correct. Hammer got it right, but I bet he looked it up.

What did he say?

It's between the two islands.

Yeah. Damn.

Yeah. The international date line runs between the two islands. Yeah. It's really weird because two miles apart, one day is Monday and one day is the day before. Yeah.

Time travel is possible. Yeah.

They call one island, Tomorrow Island, and they call the other island, Yesterday Island. Really? Yeah, they do. Damn. Look it up. Anyway- They should not be that close.

Yeah, that's correct.

I think people should understand that. It's not like we look at it east to west and we say, Holy shit, bro, you got to fly all the way around the world to get... No, you don't. No. Not at all. Canada and Greenland and Alaska are very important strategic positions to defend ourselves against a Chinese-Russian alliance. That's real shit.

I got the map here for everybody. The Greenland's right there. It's Russia. But this is also Russia.

You're looking at it flat. If you wrap that around, Russia is literally right on top of America, bro. People don't fucking understand that. Yeah.

Here we go.

I don't know if Russia is that bad, Sam. I I don't think that Russia is that bad, but they are aligned with China right now. I actually think that could change soon.

All right, there's the US.

Listen, you're not going to figure it out. Go look later. No, I got it.

I understand what you're saying. Yeah. You got to use that Admiral Bird map.

Yeah, that's a different discussion.

But yeah, man.

The original NATO map.

Yeah. But But yeah, so intentions are still moving up there, right? They've met. Now there's talks of this NATO thing, right? Like, Oh, if the US invaded Greenland, that's the end of NATO, right?

Yes, good.

Great.

Yeah. What the fuck do they do for us?

How much does the US pay for NATO?

And by the way, what do they do for us besides threaten us?

That's right. Or fucking hold up shit.

So we fund you, the American taxpayer payer, and then you threaten us with force. Fuck you.

Yeah, right. Fuck off.

Yeah.

It's a lot. What's the percentage? It's like- 753 million in 2024.

Yeah, no. What's the percentage of their funding?

16%. No.

16? That's not right. I think it is more than that.

It is way more than that.

Anyway, keep going.

We got off top. Nato must have wrote that. Interestingly enough, though, now you're getting some weird talks from some interesting places. Let's go check on the bagget. Emmanuel Macron. See what I did there?

The bagget?

Yeah, bagget.

Oh, the bagget. Damn it.

Come on, man. That was funny. I didn't get it. Yeah, he's now saying that he's willing to deploy troops to Greenland at the request of Denmark.

Okay, cool.

Yeah, although- A bunch of fucking five, six little fucking bitches.

I see you Oh, shit.

Yeah, although Greenland is not actually a member of the EU- Have any of you been to France?

Have any of you guys in the chat been to France recently?

Yeah.

Have you seen any formidable males there?

No. I mean, you got a bunch of non- There's no formidable men there. There's definitely some foreign men there. Bro.

A lot. Sorry, French You ain't got it. No. The reason that, ironically, that there are no former old men there is because they were killed off generations ago. No. Okay.

Somebody named Timber in the Twitter chat is saying, The last 16 white guys they can find in France that aren't trainees will be deployed.

Yeah, that's right.

Fuck. Yeah, fuck. Oh, man. That's how I'm deploying some over there. Emmanuel Macron, he posted this out on Twitter. He says, At the request of Denmark, I have decided that France will participate in the joint exercise is organized by Denmark and Greenland, Operation Arctic Endurance. The first French military elements are already on their way. Others will follow. To which Donald Trump applied. Now, another very shocking move, though.

He was just mad that Trump wouldn't pick him up in a limo.

Oh, bro.

Made walk.

He's got to be a little angry guy, dude, isn't he? You know what I'm saying? I'd be pretty pissed, too. My wife's a dude. You know what I'm saying?

An old bag of shit.

I got to fucking twittle the balls, the mole, wrinkle the ball. I'd be pretty pissed. I have to do it on the fucking world.

He's born into it, dude.

I'd be pretty pissed. I get it. But another interesting place is starting to chirp and buck at the mighty United States. They're making some changes, too. I got to go to England. Yeah, boy. They're now changing and lifting their fighting age. In case they have to send some more troops from the UK now, they raise their reserves from 55 years old now to 55. So this is the latest move. Sixty-five. Sixty-five, yeah.

So they're going to send a bunch of 65-year-old men. Hold on. We literally We literally, 20-year-old kids, literally flew into fucking Venezuela and used audio weapons to blow people's heads up. Okay? Yake this motherfucker out of his bed. You're going to send your old men. Yeah, right. Cool.

Hello, governor. It's a beautiful day for war, isn't it? It's Tuesday, mate.

Listen, these people are delusional. It's all delusions, bro. Here's what Trump understands. We have the fucking goods. We got the technology.

Our milkshake brings the boys to the yard.

It fucking just does. It always has. Unfortunately, it has always been the iron fist and the white glove on behalf of Israel. That's the truth. But when it comes down to it, we still got the goods, and you're not going to fuck with us. It's not going to fucking happen. They know that, too. This is all posturing. Look, go into fucking ChatGPT and start asking it questions about, Would the US win against this country and this country? Eventually, you'll get to, Will the US win against everybody? The answer is yes. It is what it is. We have a network We have a network of bases. We have the technology. We have an experienced military that just got off of fighting 20 fucking years straight. We will dog walk all of you So calm the fuck down. Yeah, relax.

Relax there, buddy.

Put some fucking deodorant on over there.

Yeah, this dude is going to show up with a fucking musket.

It's fucking bullshit. Meanwhile, he's just… None of you fucking fucks over there in Europe ain't shit without the backing of the United States. Oh, that's a fact.

That's a fact.

If I were Trump, I'd tell him all to fucking blow me, which I think is what he's doing.

I have a feeling he actually… When the cameras leave, he probably rips these dudes. I'd imagine.

Yeah, because they don't have any leverage, and they go out in the fucking world and pretend they do. The only reason that Europe isn't fucking Russia and China already is because of America. No, it's a fact. So, yeah, pick your battle there, bro. Let's see That's how that fucking works out. Right.

Bunch of idiots. You'll have more people speak in foreign languages.

Who gives a fuck about these guys anymore? What do they do for us?

Nothing.

What do they do? They take our money. Look, none of these people represent value system of the West. We're the only one that's hanging on. All right? They're putting people in jail for fucking Facebook posts. Five years ago, they were all making fun of us. What do you need? Guns. Do you see? You're Americans and you're guns.

I told you what I was going to do, right? I told you what I was going to do to fuck with the UK. I'm going to switch my VPN to be over there. I'm going to start just rolling on fucking Facebook, just see what happens. I'm going to test it out.

Test it out. It's fucking insane, bro. Listen, it shows you how weak their government is. If you got to put people in jail for fucking Facebook posts, that means that they're afraid of that gathering steam. They've already lost. Right. They've already shown how weak they are. It wouldn't take shit for the people of Ireland and England to overthrow their governments. It really wouldn't. No. Because the reason they're doing this censorship is because they're weak.

That's how they're able to fucking quam, qual, quail. I got brain fog, I'm sorry.

It's okay. We all got it. Is it quail?

Quail.

Listen, we've learned how to interpret You guys. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you speak. There you're there, DJ.

Don't worry. All right. You brought up something, right? We are the heavy iron fist in a white glove for a specific country. Yeah. I saw this.

And by the way, I hate that, too. I despise it. I fucking hate it.

I disavow it completely.

Me, too. But that doesn't mean it's not what's happening.

Yeah, they don't give a fuck about what we say. But here's That's the thing, though. I saw this article, this headline, and I'm like, Man, that's a little... There's a point to every single headline you guys see out there. I think that's important. Behind this headline, there's a reason it is worded a specific way. There's a reason it was written a certain way, where it's on the fucking page. It was all strategic. It doesn't matter what the article is. I saw this article, I'm like, damn, why? That's weird. Check this out. The Iran situation, sorry, I don't want to piss nobody off. The Iran situation, apparently, Bigdal was about to blow them to smithereens. This headline reads, Netanyahu halts Trump from bombing Iran as Israel delivers vital intelligence on regime crackdown. Man, what would be the point of get this getting out? I thought about it, and I'd love to hear your opinion. You're telling me that this dude has the power to stop the President of the free world from doing he was dead set on doing?

Well, yeah, I think we all know that.

I think that's the point of the article. It's just to reinforce that.

I'm in charge.

I'm in charge. I'm the big dog here. That's sickening to me, dude. Am I reading it wrong?

No.

Why are you surprised by that? It's not surprising, but I'm telling you- Hold on.

The guy comes here every fucking two weeks and says some shit to Trump. Look, to your point, okay? I'm agreeing with you. Why would they not just talk on the phone? Why would they not- Why does it have to be in person? Why would they not just talk on back channels? Why does he get on an airplane, come to the United States, and then shit happens? We do this pomp and circumstance. That is all a display of who the fuck is in charge. That is absolutely 100% the only reason that he gets on a plane. It's symbolism. I'm in charge. I fly here. I own Donald Trump. Fuck your schedule. Yeah. Donald Trump, you pull my chair out. You fucking this and that.

Meet me at the door.

Correct. That's what that's about. It's a humiliation ritual.

Fuck, man. I mean, dude, to the point, guys, if you're watching this, this is a image of the airspace data over the last 24 hours over Iran. It's cleared out. It's cleared out because the United States was about to fucking do some shit. And then this article comes out that, Yeah, no, we didn't do some shit because Netanyahu said, Don't do some shit. That does not sit, man, dude. Fuck.

Listen, man, It's embarrassing for Trump unless he's, again, playing his hand. There's a very good possibility, and this isn't some cue shit, this isn't some trust to plan shit. There is a possibility, strategically, that there is something at play here. People that are even in business. You don't just run through the China shop. You fucking wait and you let things play out. Whenever the When the time is right, the time is right and you move. There's strategy at play here. I guess I'm not saying that there is, I'm saying that there could be. I personally, with the size of Trump's ego, which, dude, that's not a bad take. You have to have a big ego to lead something like the country. To do anything in Paris. Or to lead a big company. You have to When you have an ego, you have to know when to apply it and when to hold it back. If you're an effective executor, okay? There's been plenty of times in my life where people have come along and they've tried to fuck me, and I can see them trying to fuck me, and the time wasn't right. So I waited, and I had to eat shit for a minute.

Then when the time was right, I buried him a thousand fucking feet deep.

Yeah.

Okay? I know that because that's how the fuck you do it. To think that he's just sitting here, which he could be, because it could be blackmail, it could be money, it could be all of this shit.

Something more powerful than the ego.

But there also could be this other thing. Yeah. I, just like everyone else, want to see heads on fucking stakes. Right. Okay? I am very Everybody pissed off that we haven't seen the arrests and we haven't seen this liberation of our country from Israel. There's a lot of shit I'm pissed off about. But I also know that there are three years left here. Okay? Yeah. I cannot definitively say that I know exactly what's going on because I'm not sitting in the room.

Just like none of you motherfuckers. Right.

People will say, Oh, the They get all fucking pissed off when you say that. Oh, okay, we're going to fucking put on your red hat. I never wear a red hat, bitch. Yeah, right. Ever. I think for myself, I have opinions that are my own, and which everybody should be. I don't identify with a team. I don't identify with Republican or Democrat. I never have. That's a misconception because I would choose what I think is more aligned with me. But that doesn't mean that I'm on their fucking team. Anyway, the bottom line is you got to wait these things out and see what happens. Yeah.

Let's check it with the chat. See what the chat got going on this. Guys, if you're watching this-I can tell you this, dude.

Trump doesn't strike me as a person that lets people cross them without Out.

He doesn't strike you as somebody that just gets walked over.

Historically, he's never been that way. He's always been the guy that gets revenge and gets equal. Not even equal. I mean, he ends up on top because he waits for the right time. He's got a fucking book about it, okay? There's a whole chapter in his book. It's called Think Big and Kick Ass by Donald Trump. There's a whole chapter about fucking revenge, bro. All I can do is try to put myself in that position. In this position, I would create a strategy if I was patriotic erratic-minded, and I wanted America to be free of this influence, and I wanted to drain the swamp, and I wanted to end the corruption, I would draw everybody the fuck in, and then I would fucking bury them.

Yeah. Yeah, man.

That's just me, though.

Anyway, that's real, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think about this topic.

Christian Webber, you might be right, dude. That's a possibility. I don't know. I cannot fucking say that. I cannot say that. I'm saying what could be. Anyway.

Yeah, man. Let's keep cruising. Got to hit on a three. Can I blow my nose real quick, guys? Yeah. Yeah, sorry. Can't breathe.

Magic.

I can breathe now.

He said, That's not the only thing you're blowing.

No, it's the only thing. It's the only thing. Yeah, that's it. All right, man. Let's keep cruising. Got a headline three, guys.

I will agree with that. Nick says, We need the military and police to back the people. That will be the line. That's very important. That will be the line. The police officers and the military backing the people, which they failed to do during COVID. I don't have a whole lot of faith in that. I see a lot of, I'm just doing my job in the future. I don't know that you could count on that. Now, I always thought that. I always thought that the military would side with the people. I always thought that. But then when I saw police officers arresting people for being outside and breathing the fucking air, it made me reconsider that.

Yeah, my only pushback on that, though, is, Where was that, though? That was in Cali. You know what I'm saying? Or like, Minnesota with the pain. Okay, who's the governor?

Still, I'm just doing my job shit. Yeah.

We'll see, man. We'll see. But guys, let's keep cruising. Headline three. You got some Epstein stuff for you. Sweet. Yeah. Who wants some Epstein? Yeah. Love Epstein. No? All right. Headline three reads, House Oversight Chair says, will move to hold Hillary Clinton in contempt.

Comer says, action follows refusal by former first lady and Bill Clinton to testify about Jeffrey Epstein.

Yeah. This is getting some spice, right? The House Oversight Committee will move to hold Hillary Clinton in contempt of Congress, as Republican chair James Comer said on Wednesday, after the former first lady joined her husband, Bill Clinton, in refusing to comply with the subpoena for testimony regarding the disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein. The announcement came a day after the Clinton said they would not honor subpoenas from the investigative panel to discuss Epstein, a former friend of the ex-president who died in 2019, while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges. This was the interview of Comer. Let's check this clip out. That's what he had to say.

Unanimously by the committee in a bipartisan manner, we will move next week in the House Oversight Committee, Markup, to hold former President Clinton in contempt of Congress. Yeah, good job. With that, be happy to answer any questions real quick. Mr. Chairman. Anybody on the.

President Trump has answered thousands of questions about Jeffrey Epstein.

In fact, I would say today, well, you all ask him questions every day. He answers questions every day about Epstein. You can't bring in a current President of the United States, and you all know that.

But President Trump has answered thousands of questions about Epstein. I bet today, at some point, some of you all will ask President Trump questions about Epstein. He answers those questions.

To my knowledge, former President Clinton has never answered questions about Epstein, and we just had questions.

Because, again, I think anyone would admit They spent a lot of time together while Bill Clinton was President and post-president.

What does that mean? What does that mean, Z, if they hold him in contempt?

He can go to jail.

Is that really what it means?

No, it's absolutely what it means. We've actually seen that. Everybody remembers Peter Navarro. He was one of Trump's close advisors. They held him in contempt and sent him to jail.

For how long?

He was in there for... He got sentenced in 2024, and then Trump pardoned him. He would have been in there for, I believe, three years. It's something. They did Steve Banon, the same thing. He was held on contempt Congress. It's a real charge. But the part that-So does that mean they're going to hold him in contempt and go arrest him that day? Yeah. They would go to court and fucking get trial. I mean, it's absolutely enforceable. That's the thing that's getting me with these people, because we talk about it, guys. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. These people- You're going to say people say nobody's above the law. Exactly. Except us. But yet you're refusing shit. Not only are you refusing shit, if you look here, they literally said, quote, this is from the Clinton's, I guess, publicist or whatever, That these subpoenas are invalid, legally unenforceable, and unwarranted.

How would that work for you and I? We were held in contempt.

Yeah, right. Right. Too out of their fucking minds, dude. But yeah, they put out a statement saying that Comer is lying with impunity about the Epstein inquiry and release written declarations and saying that we should all be fighting. Now is the time, quote, Now is the time to fight for this country.

Hold on. To fight for what? You are literally refusing to answer questions about a fucking pedophile woman human trafficker. Legitimately. Where do we get off the rails so far that people put their political ideology ahead of their moral ideology? If that's not the case, does that mean that the people that are on the left are actually all pedophiles? It's like when people get mad because you say Israel's fucked up, right? I've had some friends of mine who were Jewish reach out to me, and I've been very clear, this is not anti-Jewish. This is anti-fucking Israel, anti-bullshit. They reach out to me and they say, Why the fuck are you saying this? I'm like, So you agree with everything they're doing? Well, no. What the fuck are you defending that for? Right. Okay, so either we have a situation where people are more loyal to their ideological label that they've assigned their identity to or have accepted, or they're all pedophiles. I don't believe that's the case. Can we not separate ourselves from these political identities that we've assigned to ourselves and realize that you shouldn't be defending shit like this. You go to prison for touching kids or doing shit like this, and the worst Most people on Earth, which clearly they're not, if they fucking don't like pedophiles more than the society doesn't like them.

It makes me wonder how big of a problem this really is. How many of these people are out here? How many people are actually pedophiles? We don't know it because we like to think about it like, Oh, yeah. Well, it's this thing that doesn't really exist. Well, go on your local sex offender registry and look how close I know some of them are to you. There's a lot of them.

I guarantee you got one in your neighborhood.

Probably more than one. Which is it? Because I could tell you this, the hill that I would not die on is standing up for fucking scum like that. To sit here and then say, Oh, it's time. Now is the time to fight for this country. We have some patriotic duty to defend human beings that molest children.

What's more important than that?

That's fucking insane. That's insane. If they were totally innocent of this, which clearly they aren't because there's tons of photographs, and there's always truth to something. Do we really think that this whole thing about Hillary Clinton doing all this evil shit is just made up shit? I personally do not think that that's made up shit. I think she's one of the most evil people on the fucking Earth that's ever fucking lived. She wears Emperor clothes.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, she does.

Okay? Look at the shit she wears. She's an Emperor, and you're the peasants. Now she's saying, How dare you? How dare you question me? I've been so good to you.

Right. Using the systems that you're telling us that we need to be focused in fighting. Yeah, we're using our system. We're using our Constitution. Come answer this, and you're acting like it's just some high, mighty fucking pre-stance.

Hillary Clinton does not have the... Listen, here's what happens. This happens to everybody, by the way. One of the hardest things for older men to understand is when men have become formidable, and let's just talk about it in physicality, all right? When men have been formidable their whole lives and they get old, they have a very hard time understanding that the young men are now more formidable than them. The way that people counteract this is through wealth and power. Yes, physically, could you fucking kick the shit out of these people? For sure. Absolutely. But they have so much power and influence- Can't touch them. That you can't touch them. Now we're in this situation where a lot of these older people who have raped and pillaged and oppressed and stole and corrupted our country into the fucking dirt are now old and corrupt. But in their mind, they still believe that they have the fucking horsepower that they once had. Hillary Clinton still thinks because her close little circle and some misaligned people in the public clap for her that she's still relevant in her power. That That is why when we see these dictators over the course of history, pulled out in the street and executed, just like the one in Romania, Nicarolajana Czescu, they're yelling at the citizens saying, How dare you?

How dare you?

To the soldiers carrying them out to be fucking fired upon. Correct. They're still barking orders.

Because they can't compute it. They live in a world of delusion, and it's starting to expose itself. She believes in her mind that she She is above everyone else, above the law, above everything. I wouldn't be surprised if she believes she's some divine being.

I was put here by God. Yeah. Some thing no shit.

That's what a lot of these people think, dude. There's an awesome documentary on Netflix right now called How to be a Dictator, and it explains the psychology of a lot of these people.

Yeah. Because, dude, there's got to be some fucking...

If you watch it from the perspective that that they're lying about everything, it's like, Wait, all these dudes were freedom fighters. Instead of watching it from the perspective of, Oh, these guys are dictators, some of them were. But watch it from the perspective of, They were fighting the system. Because all of the people that are featured in that documentary, every single one of them, were not on the central banking system. It's weird, huh?

Yeah, that's fucking weird.

Let's make a whole documentary about how these are all the dictators.

Like Mao went on there, wasn't he?

No, it starts off with who it starts off with.

Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nine. Yeah, number one. Yeah.

And then it moves into Saddam Hussein, and then it moves into the dude from Uganda. It's a good series. But if you watch it from both perspectives, it's interesting.

Yeah, dude.

But yeah, I think she's fucked, and I'm here for it.

Yeah, we'll see. Like I said, there's definitely precedence. It's a real thing. The contempt of Congress-I think they're hoping that they're going to get back in power and they'll get pardoned.

I don't know what they hope, but here's what I do know, is that we got one chance to clean this shit up, and if Trump fails, our country will fucking fail. It just will.

Well, last little thing on this, dude, that I I also thought it was interesting. We're on this topic of these old farts.

Which is, again, why I don't think that people should stand in the way of federal operations right now and getting these people out at all. I don't think you should be. I think you should understand that to make an omelet, you're going to have to crack some motherfucking eggs. If people are stupid enough to steal machine guns out of cars and riot and beat cops with snow shovels and fucking try to run their car, not get out of the car, not listen to them at all, that's on them. Yeah.

Agreed. But speaking of old farts hanging on the power, this comes out. Congress has two dozen lawmakers, 80 or older, with more than a half seeking re-election in 2026.

Well, how do you think they got there?

I mean, you mean like 100 years ago when they first wanted to run?

No. How do you think these people keep getting elected? Do you really think-I don't think nobody's-holding Hold on. Okay, let's take Nancy Pelosi as an example.

Okay.

If you go to her district, it is a fucking shithole. Yeah. Okay? Yeah.

Maxine Water, same thing.

Do you really think that all those people are still voting for her? Or do you think that they've had control over the election system for so long that they keep just putting themselves in power?

I don't think anybody's voted for it.

That's what I think as well. I think the election system, we have no way of knowing. We have no way of knowing if the election system is real or fake. If you're really honest with yourself, how the fuck do you know? We don't know.

I know this. We know who's going to win American Idol.

In 30 seconds.

Yeah, that's easy.

In 30 seconds. Right.

Okay?

We don't even know if elections are even real. We have no idea. We have no idea. The way that it's looked the last few years is that they aren't fucking real. This is another thing that Trump needs to get on top of before the fucking midterms. Otherwise, he's complicit in the problem. This idea of us having 80-year-old people that do not have to live in the society that they create, that should be common sense for people that we don't elect people like that. People should have skin in the game. What I mean by skin in the game is that they have to abide by and their families have to live within the rules that they create. This idea of diplomatic immunity and all these things that these people get, that should not exist. Because if these people actually had to live inside the laws in the system the same way that you and I have to live, the laws in the system would be conducive to the benefit of the people. Rules for thee and not for me, literally. Not just for fun on the internet. No. They live in a different world, in a We live in our game.

Until those things are aligned, those people will never operate with our interests in mind.

No. Okay? That's what I'm saying. I'm looking at Maxine Waters, bro. My work is not finished, and I don't know if it will ever be finished. Bitch, you're dead. You've been working for fucking 80 years.

Yeah, and things have gotten worse. You did shit. No, they've gotten tremendously worse because these people do not see... They don't have a patriotic responsibility responsibility to the people. If her interest was a lot, she'd sit the fuck out. We have to accept this as the reality. We have to accept this as the reality. They do not work for us at all. Their conversations are not, how do we make it better for the people? Their conversations are, how do we take as much from the people and make it look like we're working for the people? That's That's it. When you don't understand what the rules of the game are, you're constantly confused. But when you understand that they do not work for us and they work for them, everything makes sense. Okay? I can see clearly. I could tell you another thing. If I was in power, I would 100% make it against the fucking rules. I don't know how I would do it. Maybe if everybody opposed me, I would just kill them, too. I don't know. But It would never happen again. You're not going to take your grandpa, who's 85 years old, who sits in the corner and fucking drools on himself during Thanksgiving, that you have to scream.

What's grandpa doing over there? I don't know. I think he's asleep.

Grandma. Yeah, right. Make sure he's not dead.

And put these people in office. Another reason they continue to get put in office is because they're so fucking unaware of what's going on. They can be manipulate it, do whatever. Look at the autopen. Yeah. Okay, let's put a geriatric fucking senile person in the office so that we could do whatever we want.

Yeah, that's exactly what they did.

Okay, so there should be no There should be no world where people who are in their '70s and '80s are running the world because they don't have to live with the repercussions of the world that they create. That goes for Donald Trump, too. That goes for everybody. The The world should be run by young, capable people who have to live with the world that they create. Until that's the case, we're going to end up with the same thing over and over and over again.

It's real, bro. That's real, man. Guys, jumping on this?

Let's look at fucking Maxine Waters. Just look at her. Hold on. Pull her back up.

Now, Mr. Andy.

Dude, Rock in the middle. In what world... Okay, take away everything you know about Maxine Waters. Take away everything you fucking know. You don't know shit about anything. In what fucking planet do you elect someone that is that fucking old to make decisions for your life?

She's 87.

Okay. But I'm asking a real question. In what sane world do you elect that woman to make any competent decision about fucking anything? There isn't one. Almost every single human being would agree with that, left or right or whatever they believe. Which brings me to the point of how I feel that the elections may be completely fucking fake because there's no fucking way, dude. Nobody's going to fair. There's no way.

She's been in office since 1976.

That's longer than I've been alive.

1976.

That's longer than I've been alive. I got a fucking gray beard, bro.

Oh, God. That's crazy. Think about that. You were still swimming when she got in, bro.

I don't even know how I won that race because I can't swim where the fuck. I guess what they would say is true. Winners win.

Hey, winners fucking win, dude. Fuck, man. Fuck this lady, man.

I'm just saying, dude, it's the silence and apathy of the people that continue to allow these things.

What's her networth? What's her maximum networth?

Sure, it's significant.

Let's find out. 2025, it says 600. No. This seems off. It gives me 2017 data saying about 600K. Bullshit. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't look right.

That just means she's hiding offshore.

That's right. She got some shit in the Caymans now. I mean, dude, those earrings alone. Look at those pearls, bro. She's doing all right. There's more than fucking 600K. I guarantee you that.

Bro, the truth is, she's probably 150 years old. Oh, bro. Because they poison the fuck out of us. We all die when we're 80. You know, they're getting the good shit. These motherfuckers. Like, dude, does she look 80? No, she doesn't look 80. I mean, you know. 87. She looks 187. How old does George Soros actually look.

Oh, fuck. He looks like 2,000 years old. That's right.

Dude, you think these motherfuckers don't use-He probably had 10 heart transplants. Listen, you don't think these people fucking use all the drugs and all the tech and all the shit to stay alive, dude? That's why they're all fucking pedophiles drinking adrenochrome and shit.

Somebody just commented on the chat, too.

These people are 200 fucking years old, bro.

What if they're all vampires, bro?

They're something. They ain't us.

What if they're vampires, dude?

I don't know what they are, but they're not us. Which even furthermore explains their discontent with actual humans.

They see us as inferior race.

There's no question about that. Do you think for a second... Now, Zeshan, you're a cultured dude. You grew up in India. You've been around the world. I'm not making fun of you. Yeah, I get it. I'm being serious, and you're fucking one of the smartest men I've ever met in my life. I know you don't think so, but that's actually a fucking identifier of a very smart person. Is there a leader in the world, legitimately, that you think actually loves the people that they represent?

Very, very questionable.

The fact that we have to question is a fucking problem. That's right.

That is right. Like, actively, currently, or just in history?

No, currently.

Currently, no. I don't think there's one.

I think you want to know the truth? People are going to get mad about this. You know who I think the only one might be? Who? Putin.

Yeah, he loves his people. Yeah. But he's been presented as something wrong.

Correct. Why? Because he loves his people. That's right. You go talk to Russia Putin's, bro, from Russia. They fucking love Putin.

Well, granted, unless they're gay. Because if they say they don't, they're done.

That's what you're told. That's what you're told. That's what you're told. But what What happens in the West when you criticize a leader? See, when I was a kid, bro, it was, you live in the greatest country in the world because people in China, they fucking kill you if you speak against the government. What are they doing in the West? What are they doing to Edward Snowden? What are they doing to people who post Facebook shit? In the West? Not here yet.

Not yet. I'm telling you, they're going to get on those juice boxes, though. I guarantee you. They're going to ban that emoji. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man. Guys, jumping down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. That being said, it is time for me to blow my nose again.

I'm looking for I'm dying. Hey, man, you know what? You're not a complainer, so I know you must feel like shit. Stay the fuck away from me, though.

You gave it to me. I think you gave it to me. Me and Joe were talking about this earlier. Back me up, Joe. Where are you at?

Gilman?

Gilman.

You think I spread it?

I think you gave it to me.

I'm a super spreader?

Yeah. I mean, winters win, bro.

Super spreader. You're a super spreader with your no mask and your unvaccination.

With your uncontrolled masculinity.

Yeah, and you're due for a winter of extreme death.

Yeah, I'm good.

Still waiting for that. Is this the time?

Yeah.

Yeah, you're good, bro. No boogers.

All right. All right.

All right. Let's move on. It's time.

Yeah, now we're good. I'm back in action, baby. We got thumbs up or dumb as fuck, guys. We're going to bring a headline in. We talk about it. We discuss it, we ponder it, we examine it, we dissect it, we vote on it, and we give it one or two options. Now, I know we've had some discussion discussions, Gen Z, millennials, right? This is a topic I think we can all come together on, both generations. It's around the word, the name Karen. There's now been some discussions between, I think, the two generations. Millenials created the name Karen for people. Everybody knows Karen. Now, there's a new name. So Gen Z has come up with their own names for Karen. Okay. So move over, Karen. Gen Z officially declares Jessica as new millennial nickname for problematic women. I'll be honest, I'm not feeling it. I'm not feeling it, though. I'm not.

It's going to be hard. That transition is going to be hard.

Yeah, man. Do Karen fucking... I mean, that fits, right?

Yeah, but Jessica does, too.

Okay, I can see it, but they're just like, ah. Chad is giving suggestions for the new name, Beth.

Beth?

Beth's pretty good. Male version, Gavin. Oh, Gavin, for sure. We're all together on that. Some solid contenders. Yeah, that's decent. Deborah, Linda, Heather. Well, you know what the top ones on here were?

I think it's going to be hard to dethrone Karen, dude.

Dude, it's so hard.

Because when When you think of a Karen, I don't think of literal people named Karen. It's like a caricature. They got the fucking... There you go. They got the talk to the manager haircut.

Yeah, that's right. But remember the last time DJ was talking, I have never seen a child or even a teenager named Karen, ever.

Not anymore.

They stopped naming them. Now the name is cursed. It's like another name. They won't allow nobody to name the babies no more.

Adolf? Nine, nine. That was actually Adolf's name.

Yeah, Adolf. Yeah. Listen, I'll be honest, I didn't even get the notification to vote on this. I'm like, What was happening?

I mean, remember what I said about young men versus the older men? What? They're getting stronger. They're going to start calling shots, bro. That's why it's so important that we get these young men up to speed on how to win and create winning and kick ass and do That's not a badass shit because, dude, this is-Not cutting their dicks off. Listen, the future of the country is riding on these people.

Yeah, it is.

If they want to call them Jessica, I don't give a shit. We call them whatever the fuck you want, as long as you start making money, kicking ass, getting fit, and not taking any motherfucking shit. That's right.

Well, The Jessicas are speaking up on this, though. One of those users, she's complaining about this. Her name's Jessica.

Aren't you making the point? They're Ryan in Super Chat saying, Up here in Maine, we call them Janet.

Janet. That's a good one.

We have one as a governor. That's a good one. See, Janet, it fits.

Janet does fit. I've never... Oh, bro, that's good. Bro, that's some good shit. Chiniqua?

Somebody named- It's not Chiniqua.

Daquan. The That's in her universe. All right. No. But, yeah. So, I mean, this lady, her name's Jessica. She's complaining. She had this to say. Let's hear Jessica out. All right. Hello, everybody. This is Jessica. It has come to my unfortunate knowledge that the children of Gen Z have given Jessica's the title of Karen in their day and age. And I haven't heard this. I'm I don't even think they probably even know a Jessica, let's be real. But I'm going to put this to rest. It definitely isn't Jessica, because if I know a Jessica being a Jessica, we're minding our business.

We're probably judging, but from afar, because we're not going to get involved because we know better.

We're probably at home, minding our business, reading a book, getting out in nature, focusing on to exist in today's day and age.

Fighting with someone, moving our bang to the side really isn't for us. We, as an '80s and '90s kids, probably got our butts whipped. So we know better.

So I'm putting that to rest. We definitely are not Karens, but the kids today definitely aren't getting their butts whipped enough. So maybe they are the Karens.

I don't know a common name for those kids today.

What you guys are naming your kids is a little strange to me, but it's definitely not Jessica.

I think I could speak for every Jessica.

Okay, thanks. If she was minding her business, she would not be making the video.

She confirmed that it's now Jessica.

Okay. All right. Someone in the comments is saying, Somebody married that? Well, here's the thing. Karen's clap back.

They did?

Come on, bro. You think they're going to let this go by without saying something? Yeah, check this out.

I feel that we can't, as Karen's now talk about how this is affecting us because we are that we are entitled if we do this.

So I set up the change. Org just to show that actually this is not fair for us to have to put up with this. We're labeled as racist, entitled, anti-maskers, and we're just not that person.

It's just totally unfair.

And we want the media and the tabloids and the papers to stop using our name to describe racist people.

I think we should describe racist people as racist and not use our name.

It's almost racist to describe you guys as racist. Anybody called Karen.

Yeah. We're still talking about racism?

Yeah, bro. Well, I mean, it's England. They're a little bit ahead, a little bit behind.

Listen, Karen is not racist, anti-masker, anti-vaxxer. If that were the case, we'd love Karen's. That's right. Okay? Unless it's a public barbecue, you're not going to have a problem. No, that's right. Karens are the ones that come up and yell at you for not taking your trash can to the curb. My old house where I got yelled at for having a work truck in my driveway when it was my duly. You shouldn't be having a work truck. Well, I'm sorry, that's not my work truck. I think that's what I choose to drive.

I think the current term came from white women calling cops on black people for barbecue. That, I think, in the old time.

Is that really what happened? I think so. Well, I mean, they were calling them on white people, too.

Oh, yeah.

I don't think they're racist.

I just want to speak to your manager. You know what I'm saying?

I I'm going to say, Karen started the fucking cell phone shit. Oh, yeah. I'm not on a fucking cell phone. It's some fucking- You know what? It's some fucking shield. Yeah, dude. I am protected. What the fuck do you think this is? Star Wars? Citizens Yeah, that's right. No, you're not going anywhere. Listen, man, I don't know. I think it would take a lot to dethrone Karen.

Yeah, I think so.

Until I see some more Jessica shit, I'm going to have to stay on team Karen. You know what I'm saying?

Some more Jessica shit. Yeah.

Maybe for the young people, it is the Jessicas. Yeah. But yeah, man. We accomplished our mission because Mainscorp says, I'm done with the internet today. That's right. That's great because we're about done, too.

That's right. Without Karens, we would have shit all over the streets. Karens have a role in society.

Without Karens, we'd have shit all over the street. We'd have disorder without Karens.

Yeah, fuck, man. Oh, man. Yeah, man. We'll see, man. Yeah, yeah. I think Karens fine. It's safe for now.

Yeah, I think Karens is- Young pups out there, relax.

We're sticking with Karens for at least a few more years.

Yeah, I think it's going to be hard dethrone that. You don't have to be very annoying. Yeah. Like, very.

Yeah, very. It'll be pretty bad. Pretty bad, yeah. Fuck, man. All right. Well, yeah, Jessica, you're safe. The Jessicas of the world, you guys are fine for now. Karen's, it is what it is. You can't complain because you'd be a Karen. That's right. Yeah, man. Well, yeah, guys, Andy.

That's all I have. Yep, that's all I got, too. All right. Great show. We are literally the dumbest, smartest people I've ever heard.

Oh, yeah. Super smart.

I don't know what that means. Self-described. Yeah.

Podcasters.

Well, apparently, you could just anoint yourself whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, for sure. I mean, look at the internet.

Oh, yeah. It's full of them. Yeah. Full of them.

Winebox warriors. That's their game. That's the truth, dude.

I got lit off a box wine before. Fuck, yeah.

It'll fuck you up, bro.

What's that shit? What's the main brand? The-francia. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Bro. One of my dudes in up at Quincy, bro, for, I think, Halloween, he dressed up as the box, but it worked. Yeah, he had a little skin. Yeah, bro. It was fucking great. It was lit, bro. That's all I remember from that night, though.

All right.

Hell, yeah. All right. Guys, next time is Monday. Monday for Q&A.

That is Monday. I forgot today was Thursday. All right, guys. Well, thanks for joining the show. Don't be a hoe.

Sure, the show. We're from sleepin' on the flow. Now my jury box froze. Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove. Counted millions in a cold. Bad bitch, boot it slow. Got her on bankroll, can't fold. Just a no. Headshot, case closed.