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Transcription of 945. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's N-Word Joke Falls Flat, Trump Vows Border Patrol Taking No Nonsense & Grieving Dad Slams Lawmakers from REAL AF with Andy Frisella Podcast
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What is up, guys? It's Andy Priscella, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking Reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ.

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Cruised the internet.

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That's what we do. We're going to cruise it.

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Buckle up, buttercup.

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Buckle up. What's up?

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What's going on, man?

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Nothing. Don't forget to pay the fee.

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Got to pay the fee, bro. All right. Got to pay the fee. Don't be a hoe. The Venmo is... Yeah, don't be a hoe, man.

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I know you're trying to sneak that in there. Hey, man.

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Hey. 20 bucks is 20 bucks, man. Or they could just...

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Stop by their neighborhood 711.

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Sip on some scissors.

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Get yourself one of these amazing form energies, Scream in freedom. Every time you crack one, a bald eagle is born. It is science. It's so good.

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Yeah, man. What's going on, though, man? Oh, nothing.

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Everybody got to see me crash out a little bit yesterday.

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Hey, man, listen, it should happen sometimes, bro.

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You know what? Like I said, I get mad. I get mad. That's what it is. Hey, man. I had some stuff I had going on.

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You had to get handled.

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This is my This is my side gig. You know what I'm saying?

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That's right. Side hustle. That's right. Still hustling on side. That's right. I love it, dude.

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Sometimes you got to handle business, bro.

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Sometimes business has to be handled. That's right. Isn't that what they do on podcast? They just repeat, just flip what each other say? Yeah.

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I mean, that's what the new podcasters do. They don't even have a podcast. They just have a microphone, and then they pretend.

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Yeah, right.

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And then they say this stuff.

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They pretend with the microphone.

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Yeah, because it makes it official. Bro. You could see them like... You ever see someone make a piece of content? I don't know if I'm an extra stickler about it, but they're walking, right? And they catch that frame right in the beginning where they show them to start to walk. It's like...

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They didn't cut it.

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Bro, you can't cut out that 0. 8 seconds to make it perfect? Come on, man.

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I seen that clip. There was one dude, he was He acted like he was hopping out of a fucking helicopter. Oh, God. The blades weren't even moving. He just jumps down. Doors closed.

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Yeah, dude. And then all these dudes that have... They're saying motivational shit that's been said by the top three or four dudes for the last 15 years. The reason they're the top three or four dudes is because of how they deliver it, not just what they deliver. You got these guys with these microphones trying to fire people up that just are not fire them up type of people.

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Dude, that's what Alex said all the time, bro. It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

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You know what?.

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Yeah, man. Well, let's do some crazy.

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I just got to lap that one.

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Why?

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You know what I'm saying?

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Bang, bang, shot, shots. No, but dude, have you ever been interested in doing a safari? Yeah.

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Like in Africa? Yeah. Bro, with Elephant and Lions and Shit? Okay. Yeah, bro, I'm totally in. You're in. Yeah. My cousin Dan did one. You know my cousin Dan, the eye doctor? Yeah. He did one. Solid dude. Oh, the best dude. Yeah. Best dude. That guy's an incredible dude, bro.

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Really good dude.

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Put himself through college, through the military, put himself through optometry school.

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That's a great practice.

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Great practice. Now he's an entrepreneur. Like, dude, total killer, bro. Great guy. Anyway, he did this cool safari. I think he's done it a couple of times now. I can't remember, but they were laying in bed, bro, and like, elephants were like, there.

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Oh, no.

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It was awesome.

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All right. Well, you might want to change your mind, bro, because here's the thing. This is what I don't like about you people.

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I'm the animal whisper. We mean you people.

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There's white people that do these fucking safaris, bro. But the thing is, they be forgetting, bro.

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What are you fucking worried about, bro? They see black people all the time. They leave them alone. They're used to seeing the black people, bro. They're going to fuck with you.

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Home, home. No, man. I feel like people be forgetting these are still wild fucking animals, bro. They're animals, man. They are. You got to be careful, bro. This video is going viral right now of an elephant that charges at tourists, shoves floundering woman underwater after the party gets too close to its babies. Yeah, fed up baby mama elephant. Got pissed, bro, and lost their shit. Let's check this out.

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Those guys know they're in deep shit. They're like, Oh, shit.

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And, bro, they're in these little bitty fucking boats, bro. There's no fucking chance.

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Look at them, got their phones out like nothing's happening. Bro, I want to see their video. Bro. Bro. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Dude, now they're in the water like who knows where.

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Crocodiles and shit. Yeah, bro. There's no fucking chance.

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I mean, look, man, I would like to see the video of the people in that boat.

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Like the POV.

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That's a pretty good video. They got it.

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That's not bad, bro.

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I think elements are the coolest animals in the world, bro.

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Dude, 100%. You know what some real killers are? The fucking hippos.

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Yeah, they are.

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Like real shit, bro. That's me. That's my spirit animal.

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You ever heard of Moudang?

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No.

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Moudang is a wild hippopotamus killer, bro. Oh, yeah. Most famous killer hippopotamus ever. Google it.

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Oh, it's like- Moudang. They named him. Moudang.

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Look it up, dude. Moudang? M-o-d-e-n-g.

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I'm going to call Dave, see how he spells it.

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Moudang.

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Moudang.

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All right.

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Andy got me. That's a pygmy hippo, bro. Yeah, those are baby ones.

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Yeah, they stay that size. No, they stay little like that. Pygmy hippo.

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Bro, that's no such thing.

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Put it in. Bro, pygmy- Is there a such thing as a pygmy hippo?

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See? But do pygmy- Bro, you know what I found out last night?

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Let's forget about this, motherfucker. I was reading this shit in India. You know this, right? Did you guys know that India has the most tigers of any country in the world?

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And the most cattle, too.

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Most cattle? Mm-hmm.

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I know what else they got them. Hold on.

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When you grew up in India, were you like, Were you to watch out for tigers?

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Not really, but there are certain areas where they can attack. I saw a video two days ago where this guy was cycling on a very narrow street, and there was a tiger that came and just bumped him off the cycle and just went back.

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Dude, imagine growing up and you're like, Oh, I got to watch out for fucking tigers.

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I mean, I know the feeling.

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Oh, do you?

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I got to watch out for something.

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It's different here in America. Same thing. It's different.

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Oh, shit.

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I'd rather watch out here. I'd rather watch out here than for tigers.

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Yeah, I got you. I mean, maybe. You got to be careful. Either way, bro, you got to be careful. So safari trip?

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Yeah, I'm in. 100%, dude.

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We got to get Tarzana in there.

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Yeah. Well, dude, he knows all the secret shit. All the places. Yeah. He's crazy, dude. Bro, he's wild. Did you see that king cobra he was posed with that was like 30 feet long or some shit? It's like this big around? Bro.

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He does some wild shit. Yeah, bro. But I feel like he would give us a pretty good safari tour. Yeah, I'm down.

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You know what? Elephants are like, In certain parts of the world, they're super abused, bro. It's really bad. Use for hauling, doing timber work and circuses and shit. It's just really bad. Bro, have you seen? They're hyper intelligent animals, dude.

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Yeah, but do you see when When they had enough.

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Yeah, they had enough. That's what it looked like for me yesterday.

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They're just fucking there over, bro. They're done, bro. There's nothing you can do.

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You stay within 200 yards away from that thing.

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Yeah.

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They also never forget. Yeah, that's right.

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Fuck, man. Good gosh. All right.

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I love elephants, bro. One of my things I want to do eventually would be to have an elephant preserved.

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Bro, who's the richest dude in Because doesn't he have a giant fucking safari? They've opened an animal preservation nonprofit thing.

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They did? Yeah, bro. That rich guy? Yeah, Mukesh Ambani. The guy that looks like a grimace?

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That's his son.

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Yeah. Okay. You know what I'm talking about?

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Oh, absolutely. The one who got married a few months ago.

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Yeah. Spend $100 million on his wedding?

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$100 million. Go up like $7. $700. Almost $1 billion. Yeah. He gave all of his attendees a fucking AP Watch.

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Yeah, well, I mean, he still looked like Grimmis.

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It don't even matter at that point, though. He needs us.

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He needs some form energy. Yeah.

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He needs some form energy. Yeah, it does. Yeah, bro. No, it's like the biggest wildlife sanctuary they built up in there. Each elephant has fucking a thousand acres to himself or some shit. Yeah, it's crazy. But yeah, so Andy and DJ Safari.

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Yeah.

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I'm in. I'm down, bro. I'm down.

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I'm not going on that one. Yeah, not that one. Dude, what's crazy is you could see the people, the guides panicking, and the people are just like, Sure, this is normal. Where's my Big Mac coming?

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How to get fucking mauled. Oh, man. All right. You're people, man. Guys- Hey.

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I can't deny.

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Let's get into our headlines, though, guys. Remember, if you'd like to see any of these articles, links, pictures, videos, go to andyfusela. Com. You guys can find them. I'll link there for you. That being said, headline number one. Trump's N-word joke falls flat as America's top generals laugh awkwardly at gag about firing them. We cover this, all the military generals and admirals.

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Yeah, I still haven't been able to figure out what that's about. What they were meeting about. Do we know what it's about?

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Yeah, it comes Well, I mean, listen, there's obviously clips that come out. I don't believe they stream the entire thing start to finish. I'm sure there were some pieces of the conversation, a meeting that were not publicized. But for the most part, it seemed like it was just like a Pete Hexeth just re-instituting the culture and the standards that need to be set for the military, or at least that's what was publicly available. But Trump spoke there, tried to make some jokes. Nobody was really laughing. I thought a few of them were funny. I don't know. But he did that N-word joke that he did before. I don't remember. Yeah. He's like, he says, quote, There are two N-words, and you can't use either of them, Trump said, telling the room. And that second N-word is nuclear.

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What's the first one? No. That's what my doctor said. Apparently, it's no to Israel.

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Yeah, that's right. Can't say no to Israel. But you threw that around. Try to make some light jokes. I got a clip here. Check this out. Thank you very much, Pete. Great job you're doing, too.

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Fantastic job.

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I've never walked into a room so silent before. This is very... Don't laugh.

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Don't laugh. You're not allowed to do that. You know what? Just have a good time. And if you want to applaud, you applaud. And if you want to do anything you want, you can do anything you want. And if you don't like what I'm saying, you can leave the room. Of course, there goes your rank, there goes your future.

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But you just feel nice and loose, okay?

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Because we're all on the same team.

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I'm trying to do-Look, dude, these guys got called in from all over the world.

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They got their life uprooted. For a couple of days, okay? Not forever. Let's be real, dude. I mean, they're like, I'll be nervous as fuck.

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What's going on?

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I mean, these dudes are not in the joking mood, bro.

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They're like, What are we doing? Yeah, right. It's like that fucking... Who did that shit? Who was that? Saddam Hussein?

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Oh, where he called out all his people in. The names and sent them out?

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Bro, I'm sure that's probably where they were.

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Yeah, they were probably worried. Scared shitless.

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Yeah, fuck, man. You probably got some lumps of colds in those seats, I get to see it. But no, I mean, Trump talked to him a little bit. Again, reestablishing the culture of America. Pete The WXF, the Secretary of War, got up and talked. He pretty much laid it out straight. He said, We got fat people here. Can't have that.

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Did he really say that? He did.

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Fat generals, fat enlisted, not happening. They're resetting the standard for Anybody that's warfighting, basically the true warfighters, reinstituting the male standard for physical fitness. He's like, I'm tired of walking around the Pentagon and seeing fat, overweight generals. We're not having it. At the end, told him that anybody that opposes it to resign, do the honorable thing and resign if you want to oppose it. That's been going on, which, again-I mean, that makes perfect sense.

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Why would that not make sense? When did that ever stop making sense? Yeah. Then I saw people on the view talking about it.

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Yeah, people on the View got in there and tried to talk about it. Do you have that? I actually do have the clips.

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Yeah, she got in there and started getting mad that they were saying people were fat. Hey, people are fucking fat. People are?

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Well, not only that, but I know she also, too, she addressed like, Oh, and they spent $6 million on hosting this thing. Lady, we sent $5 million to fucking Kenya to study fucking spirit people. You know what I'm saying? And you're worried about getting our military back realigned on the page that they need to be put on? That's what you're worried about? Give me a fucking Give me a break. Give me a break, lady.

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What's that girl's name? Sunny?

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Yeah. Sunny Hosking. By why he did that, the optics were terrible, meaning all of our top military brass are all in one place, and we spent $6 million to get them there. That didn't make a lot of sense to me. It also didn't make a lot of sense to me that he was saying that he was going to toughen physical standards and review the anti-hazing policy by implementing a hazing policy. Then also, he said he was going to return to the highest male standard for combat positions because the troops were fat. I don't understand how that was supposed to be an uplifting message for our military.

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Maybe he was referring to Colonel Sanders.

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It was really a bizarre thing. He started talking about woke DEI policies. By the way, there are no gender quotas in the military. By the way, he fired more than a dozen military leaders, many of them people of color and women. He fired the chairman of the Joint Chief of Staff, General Charles Brown Jr.

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Who is- First of all, we don't give a fuck if they were people of color anymore. We care if they could do the fucking job. All right? So this whole left conversation of identity politics and you deserve this because you're a person of color or this or that or this is fucking over. That's exactly what he's talking about at that meeting. We are going to put the best and brightest and strongest and baddest ass motherfuckers out there. If they happen to all be black, they can all be black. If they happen to all be white, they can all be white. We don't give a fuck. We want Americans, and we want them to be badass. Okay, so let's start with that. That makes perfect sense. Secondly, a 5'4, fucking 5'4 wide human being is not going to be an effective soldier. Everybody knows that. They can't run 100 yards. They can't run a mile. They certainly can't run 100 yards or a mile with a 60-pound fucking ruck on. They can't do it. Really, what you're saying here is that you would rather these people go over there and get killed than be in shape and be told, Hey, you fat fuck, if you don't go take care of that.

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You're going to get killed. What are we talking about here? That's an uplifting message. Not every message has to be uplifting. Not every message has to be positive. Sometimes, the best things that happen to people in their whole lives are negative situations, hard situations, hard truths that they have to swallow and say, Fuck, I do need to fix that.

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Well, I think it is uplifting, bro. It's uplifting to all the people who do meet the standards now knowing that they don't have to worry no more about the guy to their left or right not being held to those same stuff.

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Yeah, I mean, that's another good point.

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That is uplifting. You know what I'm saying?

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I'm sure a lot of people. These people pick apart everything because they don't live in a real world, bro. She doesn't live in a real world. None of these people live in a real world. They've all had the luxury of being successful their adult lives, being someone, their adult lives. They don't have to fear being homeless. They don't have to fear where their money is coming from. They don't have to fear getting killed or shot or having to go to war. These people do not have the same concerns that these other people that they're criticizing have. It's the fact that they can't see that they're not even in a place to make a statement on the situation because they lack the perspective is just mind boggling to me, dude.

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It's a my Colonel Sanders. Yeah.

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I mean, look, bro, this is what you get when you throw a bunch of dumbasses on a fucking show.

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Entitled opinions, bro. That's what it is. Now, our entitled opinions are good. Yes, of course.

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Well, I think we have a little more perspective on what they're talking about. More life experience. Has she ever Has Sonia ever been fat?

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I don't know. I know I have.

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Me too. You know what? Are you better when you're not fat? What are you better at? Everything. Everything? Yeah, everything. Yeah, exactly.

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Yeah, everywhere.

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Do you cry that I call you fat when you were fat? No. No, you're probably thankful for it.

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I wish you would have called me it more and sooner.

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I mean, look, dude, being kind to people is not lying to them. Being kind to people is telling the things they need to hear so they can fix the problem. If you really care about someone, you're going to tell them that truth. I mean, this fake virtue of lying to people about how they are so they can uplift them is what's causing people to be miserable.

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No, it's bullshit, man. It's bullshit. Now, we got the general's meeting on top of that.

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Sometimes you got to be like, Yeah, man, I'm so fat. Yeah. You are.

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You are. My dad does that beautifully for me. Yeah, All the time.

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I know five fat people. You're four of them. You know what I'm saying?

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That's a great joke that was not directed towards me.

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Now, you're only two now. I'm only two now.

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That's right. Now, going on in DC, there's actually a lot that's happening. This is another big talk of the town right now. This headline reads, House Democrats threaten shutdown fight to protect Obamacare perks. This is a big debate. House Democrats are, quote, unquote, ready to go to war to save enhanced Obamacare subsidies that are set to expire at the end of the year, even if it means risking a partial government shutdown. Democrats and some moderate House Republicans have been sounding the alarm about the expiring health care subsidies for weeks. A fight that's now coming to a head as the Senate is poised to vote on a short term federal funding bill called a Continuing Resolution. This is aimed at keeping the government funded through November 21st. Essentially, and I've tried to see a lot on this, what I have found, Chad, please correct me if I'm Double check it. But I believe what the true fight is over is allowing illegal migrants to get health care and people who are not even citizens to maintain health care in the country. The Republicans are saying, We don't want to continue to pay for that. Democrats are saying, No, we need to do it.

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Now, there's been some fight. They've been meeting down at the White House and all of that stuff, meeting with Trump. Now, Trump posted this on to piss some people off. And by some people, I mean just one, and that one is Sakeem Jeffrey's. Trump posted this out on fucking literally everywhere. Check this clip out.

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Look, guys, there's no way to sugarcoat it. Nobody likes Democrats anymore. We have no voters left because of all of our woke trans bullshit. Not even Black people want to vote for us anymore. Even Latinos hate us. So we need new voters. And if we give all these illegal aliens free health care, we might be able to get them on our side so they can vote for us. They can't even speak English, so they won't realize we're just a bunch of woke pieces of shit, at least for a while, until they learn English and they realize they hate us, too. It's 100% accurate. There is the lie. Yeah, that's so true.

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Bro, that's not AI. That's real. Yeah. No.

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So keep Jeffrey's got his vagina hurt.

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He got pretty hurt. This is what he had to say to come back at DJ T. Check this out. Mr. President, the next time you have something to say about me, don't cop out a racist and fake AI video.

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When I'm back in the oval office, say it to my face.

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You tell him, girl.

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How the fuck is Maxine Water still alive? What is she, a thousand? That's all I can see is her McDonald's fucking character-looking face back there. She doesn't even look like a real person, dude. You tell them. She goes, Woohoo.

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87.

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Yeah.

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8,700. Yeah.

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It's all that adrenochrome.

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Yeah, fuck, man. Well, it's funny you brought up Maxine because she was actually confronted right after this. Oh, really?

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About I'm sure it was awesome.

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It was pleasant. Let's check this out.

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Do Democrats want to prioritize the health care of illegal aliens over a government shutdown? Because if the government does shut down, Americans will be furloughed. Excuse me. Stop it right there. We're not prioritizing what What we're doing is saying, simply, we want to keep the government open, and we want to work with the Republicans and have a bipartisan agreement to keep this government open, and health care is at the top of our agenda. But aren't Democrats demanding health care for illegal aliens? Democrats are demanding health care for everybody. Why? We want to save lives. We want to make sure that health care is available to those who would die, but having the help of their government. So you're good with the government shutdown, even if it means giving health care to people who aren't American citizens? Well, that's what you're pushing on. What you're trying to do is you're standing here and you're trying to make me say that somehow we're going to put non-citizens over Americans. Quit it. Stop it. This is the journalism we don't need. You are divisive. No, I'm just asking questions. No, you're not. You're being I said, No, please.

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You don't need to ask that question. You're just trying to get controversy here. You're not going to get it from me. We want to save health care for all people. Thank you. Thank you, Congresswoman.

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I appreciate it.

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First of all, why should American citizens have to pay for non-citizens health care? I am 100% totally with. If someone's hurt or dying or there's an emergency. Like, Bro, no, bro, listen, it's the right thing to do to help people. But to sit here and say that it should be a policy of this government to take our tax dollars, which we are taxed a ridiculous amount to pay for people that do not belong here is insane. For them to say that she is just trying to be divisive is reflective of their Communist attitude. You can't ask that question. Don't ask that question. No, that's the question.

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That is a question.

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It's a valid question. An important question. It's very clear to anybody with an IQ over fucking 90 that these people are trying to give voters, like the AI thing said. That's the That's the thing, bro.

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Well, and more importantly, dude, if more people knew... The reason Maxine Waters couldn't tell the truth or say it directly, right? She just keep saying all people. Well, what the fuck does that mean? Because if more people really knew that you have these politicians down here who are being paid by our tax dollars, who are intentionally willing to push the government into a fucking shutdown to pay for health care for people who are not supposed to even be in this fucking country right now, it would be a massive Yeah, but the reason they're doing that isn't because of the health care, bro. No, it has nothing to do with it.

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Yeah, it's because they know they don't have any voters. So it's just a more free shit. If they had a real argument on policy, which they don't, they would lead with that stuff. They would talk about those things.

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Very simply.

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They'd be able to articulate it. But they don't because they can't tell you what their actual intentions are because their actual intentions are very nefarious towards the American people and beneficial to them. They don't have policies, dude. Their policies are, how do we preserve power? How do we get as much money as we can? How do we convince people that We're going to fight for them, even though we're the ones creating the hardships that they have to deal with. And suffer through. Right. That's the whole thing. Dude, real talk, this is the whole government. This isn't just the left side of the government. The right side just says it different. All right? If they wanted to fix what was going on, they could be fixing what's going on already. Dude, the economy is not getting better. People aren't making more money to make ends meet. Then just like last term, when Biden kept sending all this money overseas, now Trump's doing it in just a different way. Dude, it's frustrating for the American people on both sides. Everybody's getting taken advantage of, dude. We have to stop with this shit of, like I said last week, there's 80% of people that all want the same thing, and there's probably 10% that are evil, and there's 10% that are just fucking don't know what the fuck is going on.

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Just happy to be there.

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I They're just a plight to society, bro. They don't contribute. They take. When you give people the right to vote in their self-interest for free things, they're going to vote for that, and the Democrats know that. So that's their policy. Let's give away free shit. That started with Obama. The Democrat Party isn't real anymore. It's just not. No.

00:29:53

It's a Communist Party. Yeah. Really what it is. Can we address something, though, as big guys? Can we address something as bigger guys?

00:30:03

Yeah, you don't wear pants like that. That should be- No, socks. That's illegal. Yeah, I know.

00:30:07

Bro, that should be fucking illegal.

00:30:08

I know. Tight pants. That's the first thing I saw.

00:30:10

Hold on, bro. No. Dude.

00:30:13

Yeah, it's not a good look. You've been hanging out with your little buddies too much, big man. There's certain looks that are for big guys.

00:30:23

Bro, we just can't do it.

00:30:24

That ain't one of them. You got to know your boundaries.

00:30:25

You got to know your boundaries, bro. Pre-pants ain't it. That ain't it, bro. No. I'm sorry. I had to point that out.

00:30:32

I thought that was you.

00:30:33

Yeah, I was just like, Yeah, all right. All right, Andy.

00:30:38

What about the girl who wet her pants over here? This girl in the blue suit who looks like she just had an accident in your pants. You see that?

00:30:47

Yeah, you see the depends?

00:30:48

Yeah, no one's talking about that.

00:30:49

I don't think nobody wants to talk about that.

00:30:52

That depends, spread a link. I mean, bro, why do we have these people that are fucking older than dirt representing us? Nobody fucking I don't know anybody that's a Maxine Waters fan. Is anybody?

00:31:03

No, I don't think Maxine Waters knows a Maxine fan.

00:31:05

It's all fake, dude. It's all fake. These people, our government is totally corrupt. They do not represent us. They do not care about us. Yesterday, we were talking about before the... For those of you that don't know, we recorded half the show yesterday, and I had to leave. But we were talking about the school shootings. They can end the school shootings at any time they wanted to, but they don't. Why not? The only logical conclusion that you can come to is that they want the school shootings to happen. That goes for the left and the right because Trump could walk in today in front of his 700 generals and brigadier generals and everybody, and you know what he could say? Say, Hey, guys, I'm going to start a new program today, right now. That program is going to be to make sure that all of our schools, private and public, are protected from these lunatics. What we're going to do is I want you to make a list of all All the great men that you have that have been discharged, that have served our country. I want you to think about the ones that could do this job to protect us from domestic terrorists who go into schools and shoot them.

00:32:12

You could sign an order and get everybody on board right in front of all those people. He could do that today, but they're not doing it. Why? Why are we not doing it? But we'll send $100 billion to other countries overseas. Easy. Dude, my only conclusion is they want these things to happen. I think People need to start waking up that the solutions could be very simply solved, but they are chosen to not be solved so that we, the people, will continue to fight, continue to argue, continue to politicize, and not really notice what these people do to oppressed the citizens of this country. I mean, dude, is there another country on the planet that taxes people the way they tax us here and then sends the money straight to other countries? No. Where the fuck is that?

00:32:59

Okay, so Here's another issue, too.

00:33:03

We're everybody's slaves, bro. That's the truth. People do not want to acknowledge that. We are lied about what we have here in this country. We are told it's freedom. We are not free. We pay more than half of our earned income, two taxes to the government. We work until fucking August or September for the government. All of us are government employees. People don't realize that. No. Okay? What is that? If you work your whole life and you pay more than 50% of your money to tax, what is that?

00:33:41

Slavery. Yes.

00:33:43

It's literally slavery. It's a different form of slavery. We're tax slaves. This is real things until people understand this and stop just saying, Well, this is the way it's always been.

00:33:53

Which it hasn't.

00:33:53

It hasn't, right. But dude, how do you convince someone of that that's plugged into video games and Pokémon, and fucking all this other shit, distractions, and porn. People don't even realize what's happening. They don't realize that the reason that they can't afford the life that they want is because our government's charging them 40% more than they should on their tax. They never point that out. They point out the rich guy, or they point out whoever the villain of the day is. It's the system, bro.

00:34:29

For sure. To that point, it's like, I look at the end of this video clip a little bit more. I see another issue with it because the other part of it, it's not even just the Maxine Waters or the Hakeem Jeffrey. You got to pay attention, but it's the fucking young staffers It's these kids who are running these offices, bro. These unelectical officials who are in these fucking people's offices telling them what the social temp is. That's who's really running the fucking country, to be completely honest. Now, with all of that being said, because this other headline also came out today, is that it's expected that over 100,000 federal employees are expected to quit today, hopefully.

00:35:11

Did that happen?

00:35:13

I haven't seen it just yet, But it's not in the business just yet, in the business day.

00:35:18

What are we talking about, Finally Drain the Swamp? Yeah, because that's not- Finally Drain the Swamp is arrests and executions. That's right. That is Drain the swamp to to me. Drain the swamp, to me, is arresting every single treasonous person in our government, holding them accountable publicly so that this shit never happens again. I don't know what Drain the Swamp means to other people, but that's what it means to me.

00:35:44

Yeah. Well, I mean, not only that, I don't even know-What's the chat think it means? How many fucking federal employees are there right now? Because I mean, 100,000 ain't fucking shit.

00:35:55

Yeah. Jermaine says, From both sides. Absolutely, dude. Absolutely. This is not a Republican-Democrat. This is fucking people versus the system and the tyrants. This is the same play that's been played out a thousand times over the course of history, dude. We are not enemies, dude. It's It's not... Dude, I'm going to tell you right now, the easiest way to fix this is to get black and white people to get together. If black and white people get together, which is happening, by the way, and it's beautiful. But if black and white people get together, bro, these people are fucked. Fucked.

00:36:28

Yeah. Completely fucked, Yeah, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Let us know. With that being said, let's go crew some comments, shall we? Yeah.

00:36:45

Rolling there. God, dang.

00:36:48

We're doing all right.

00:36:49

Shit.

00:36:50

All right. Chat's still good? You guys still good?

00:36:51

It's about time for me to fucking bounce.

00:36:54

Yeah, chat's still rolling. We're good, man. These niggas need to be thrown in the chip.

00:36:59

I totally agree.

00:37:01

1,000 %, K. Totally agree. Hell, yeah. That's right. Fuck them niggas.

00:37:06

Sit down and smoke a bowl with your brother. My brother doesn't smoke bowls.

00:37:10

Who said that? Oh, yeah. That's real, man. But, yeah, let's crew some of these comments. Let's check some of these out. This first one is from Sheldon PR. Sheldon PR. Says, Three sips of grape Smash makes my ding-dong hard.

00:37:29

Is that I'm trying to think.

00:37:34

When's the last time you had a grape?

00:37:36

I'm trying to think the last time I didn't have a boner.

00:37:41

Just always there? Yeah.

00:37:43

I'm going to get me some grape right now. I'm going to switch you out.

00:37:47

Bro, that's a Black dude named Sheldon. Bro, that's like a unicorn.

00:37:54

What's his name supposed to be? David Davioni. Dude, stopped me in the gas station today. He's like, I know Davioni. I'm like, Who the fuck is Davioni?

00:38:12

Mamma mia. Yeah, that's right.

00:38:14

That's your Italian name. Is it? Davioni. American, it's Davian. Isn't that right?

00:38:20

D'cunje.

00:38:21

Excuse me.

00:38:25

All right, three sips.

00:38:26

Excuse me, Django.

00:38:30

Three sips, see if it works.

00:38:32

Sip number one on me, buddy.

00:38:35

Yeah.

00:38:36

God, that grape is good, dude.

00:38:37

Bro, grape's fire.

00:38:38

All right.

00:38:39

Yeah, thanks, Sheldon. Next one is from nick Hairston. Says, 6-7 months ahead, more like 6-7 years ahead. That's why I watch each episode twice. I have a better chance of hitting the lottery after being struck by lightning than Andy missing.

00:39:00

Been trying to tell motherfuckers. I like nick.

00:39:03

Nick's good.

00:39:04

Nick's on the team.

00:39:05

Nick's good.

00:39:06

All right.

00:39:07

Last one. Dj Sucks the meat off that bone. Type of guy to eat a banana for the shape.

00:39:15

That's fucking funny, dude. The type of guy to eat a banana for the shape. That's a good burn. You just walk up to someone and say, You know what you look like? You look type of guy that eats a banana.

00:39:33

How do you eat a banana?

00:39:34

What's the proper way to eat a banana? I don't eat bananas. I don't. I don't like bananas. I don't like them.

00:39:42

Banana bread.

00:39:43

I like banana bread, but I don't like bananas. Just straight bananas. It's like mush. It's like just mush.

00:39:49

No, you got to get a ripe one, like a good one.

00:39:52

You like bananas? I like banana pudding. We got some good banana pudding. We were down there in Austin.

00:39:58

I like banana Yeah, that was at...

00:40:03

What was that? What was that place called?

00:40:05

I can't think of it.

00:40:07

It's called the Stitch?

00:40:09

No. Switch.

00:40:11

Switch Barbecue. Switch Barbecue. Yeah, the Switch. It was fucking good.

00:40:14

Pretty fucking good. They gave us... Brought over all that fucking money.

00:40:17

Dude comes out. He goes, Are you Andy? I'm like, Yeah. He goes, Then you must be DJ. We're like, Yeah. He goes, You guys need to quit taking it easy on all these fuckers.

00:40:29

Dude's like, 90, bro.

00:40:30

Then he's like, You all want some bread pudding? We're like, Yeah.

00:40:37

Yeah. Hell, yeah, dude. I can't wait, dude.

00:40:40

Next time we go down there, I'm going to go there again. That place was fucking good.

00:40:43

Bro, that fucking... Didn't we get the queso?

00:40:45

I don't know. It was fucking whatever it was. That place was good.

00:40:49

It was good. Anyway. But guys, no, we appreciate you guys for being real-ass fans. As always, keep liking, commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed and follow us wherever you guys find us. With that being said, headline number two. Got to talk about some ICE updates. There's some pretty cool stuff happening here. You got Border Patrol. They've been activated throughout the country, specifically right now in the city of Chicago. Brotherly Love. Isn't that what they call it? Chicago Brotherly Love, right?

00:41:21

That's Philadelphia. Oh.

00:41:24

Yeah, same, same. Trump vows, border patrol agents will take no nonsense as feds march into downtown Chicago. So you got armed federal agents in full tactical gear to send it on downtown Chicago for the latest immigration crackdown. As President Trump warned, Border Patrol will take no nonsense. So they've been running. They've been going. There's actually some pretty cool clips of them out there, too. Like, dude, look. Actually, let me pull this up now. They are in the fucking river, bro. They're in the river in boats.

00:41:59

Look at At Chicago?

00:42:06

In Chicago. In the boats, bro. I don't think that's a river, isn't it? Like just a canal or something? Yeah.

00:42:15

Why are they in the river? I mean, don't they swim? Just presence, I guess.

00:42:25

Yeah, they're in the boat. They're in the streets. They got heckled. They're obviously getting heckled. But check this clip out. This just came out. You got a crazy left Communist lunatic. Let's watch this.

00:42:39

Look at all the fucking cowards while you're visiting our city. They came out families. They came out fucking families. They destroyed families. They just hijacked two children. They just hijacked two children. They're fucking terrorists. They're not here anymore. They're terrorists. Fuck you. Power.

00:42:58

Hey, you guys, get your Kidnapping families. Shut up, bitch. All right. Yeah, you got that now. With all of the immigration stuff, I know we've covered, too, a couple of... I mean, maybe a while ago, when that 18 Willer accident that killed that family. We talked about all these illegal migrants with driver's licenses and stuff and driving for these companies. Well, let's go to Oklahoma. Oklahoma governor, announces 130 illegal illegal alien truck drivers arrested in a sting, with one of the CDLs reading no name given on the license on the ID itself. So this just came out. The roads just got safer in Oklahoma. On Monday, Republican governor of Oklahoma, Kevin Stitt announced that 130 illegal immigrant truck drivers were arrested in the statewide sting. This was announced on the Oklahoma Highway Patrol alongside ICE, arrested the illegal commercial truck drivers on I-40 in Western Oklahoma. He tweeted this out. This was the governor's tweet. He says, If New York wants to hand out CDLs to illegal immigrants with no name given, that's on them. The moment they cross into Oklahoma, they answer to our laws. Ohp performed an enforcement action along I-40 and apprehended 125 illegal immigrants.

00:44:28

This is keeping Oklahoma Evans safe.

00:44:31

That's insane. Bro. No name given.

00:44:37

I'm trying to do some digging on this. You see that star on the top right of the ID there? Yeah. Apparently, that's the mark of the real ID. Allegedly, every state is going to have its own little thing, but that's supposed to be a real ID from New York State. How does an illegal migrant get this? How How does this happen? I don't know if it's a fake ID, right? But if it's a fake ID, okay, cool. Easy to fucking get off the internet. No big deal. But if that's a real fucking ID, that's a problem. It's a massive problem. But either way, it sounds like Oklahoma's on board and not going for the bullshit, man. What do you got on this, dude?

00:45:23

I don't understand why anyone would allow this at anywhere, at any place, any time, any state in this country. Any person who's driving a vehicle with no name given. It's so mind boggling, dude. I can't even… What are we talking about? Is this something that they printed at home, or is this something they officially got? I don't know.

00:45:50

I saw one. I was reading on Twitter. I saw this one thread. It was talking about, Oh, that's what they give them when they have... Their names are like, Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad. It's a big deal, right? They just put that instead of having to put all of that there. I don't know how true that is. But again, the problem is this is a person that's not supposed to be here. How did they get an ID in the first place. You know what I'm saying? Whether no name given is fake or doesn't really fucking matter. The problem, the issue at hand is how the fuck did he get the ID? How did he get the ID? What do you think should be the consequences? Because, okay, let's Let's have a real discussion on this. What do you think the consequences should be for these trucking companies, for the companies that are knowingly... Because there's no way you don't know.

00:46:39

I think they should lose all of their certifications.

00:46:42

Okay, same opinion.

00:46:43

They should be shut down.

00:46:45

Seize that truck, seize the cargo, seize all of that shit because you're contributing to the downfall of this country.

00:46:52

I have a problem with that. If it's knowingly done, if they're doing it knowingly, you know what I'm saying?

00:47:00

For sure. But I just have a hard time feeling or thinking that there's no way that they don't.

00:47:06

Okay, well, let's say this. You know what I'm saying? Let's say Muhammad Muhammad went out and got a ID that was fake that said Muhammad Muhammad on it. It looked real, looked legit, but he fucking had his buddy printed out on a computer. Muhammad.

00:47:22

Yeah, right.

00:47:23

I mean, that's the individual, okay? If a trucking company is actually allowing this as a strategy, I think that's the company.

00:47:34

That's how I see it. Yeah, 100%. Because that's the biggest thing. It's a challenge that I know a lot of business owners are facing, especially in the production side of the stuff in the country, because they use the cheap labor. In this country, they'd rather have some migrants be paying them under the table.

00:47:52

Oh, yeah. It's a big problem. Yeah, that's against the law, bro. You can't pay someone cash Cash. Here in Missouri, I'm pretty sure the rule is still the same. But if you get caught paying someone cash, let's say you work for me, and instead of you getting a paycheck, I pay you cash. I pay you the full amount without the tax, and I'm giving you the cash. If you turn around and report me to the Department of Labor, I have to pay you three times as much back on a check on the books.

00:48:29

On top of the cash you already gave them? Yes. Damn.

00:48:32

That's how they catch people doing that. So you can't do that. So if they're doing that, then those migrants probably don't know the rules, because if they knew the rules, they could fucking squeeze their employer. Maybe call an ICE. Maybe, but they're illegal. So that's what protects them about doing it.

00:48:46

That's the leverage there. It's got to be something like, Dude, who's going to clean our toilets? You know what I'm saying? Obviously, that's a joke. That's what these leftists say. But dude, We cannot have that. I think we all, as Americans, we have to get to a stage where no matter how unpalatable it may seem, we have to get back to a real standard. That's taking care of our neighbors, our actual neighbors, actual American neighbors, not just people who should not be here.

00:49:16

No, listen, dude. Listen, bro, if you're an American citizen and you were born here, and you immigrated legally. There's no problem. Yeah, no problem. But this is all about... This is like everything that they politicize, they're trying to make it seem like... For example, dude, I saw nick Fuentes talking about this. It was a very logical, real conversation. He was saying Americans belong here. Same thing we say all the time. People who come here illegally got to get the fuck out. If you don't want to assimilate to the American culture, get the fuck out. If you want to say death America and all this shit, get the fuck out. That's not unreasonable. That's not extremism. That is a reasonable thought that anybody in any country that has a working brain would agree with. They tried to manipulate the language to make it seem like people are saying, anybody who's not white is not welcome here. That's not what he's saying. That's not what anybody... That's not what I'm saying. I'm sure there's people saying that, but I I would agree with those people. I think this is just another thing that we're twisting the language around.

00:50:38

If we're being real, dude, most of the people who are experiencing the federal presence are grateful for it.

00:50:50

Oh, yeah. Yes.

00:50:52

They're making up a narrative that they aren't. Dude, you know what's interesting? John Federman, who is a guy that we trash, dude. We trash this dude. Turns out he's got the most common sense of anybody over there. He's like, Hey, why would you guys want crime? What are you guys doing? I was wrong about the dude. Like, real talk.

00:51:18

I think that he has more common sense than they thought he would have.

00:51:21

Hey, man, I have no problem saying I was wrong about somebody. I thought differently about him until he speaks. When I hear him When you speak as a Democrat, he sounds like one of the old Democrats that... When I was 20 years old, that's what Democrats sounded like. You know what I mean? Yeah. Look, I think we all have to unplug ourselves from these teams, dude. This is not your favorite football team. This is not your favorite baseball team. This is the people who we pay a lot of our money to run run the government and protect us and do the things that are in our favor, and they're not doing them. The reason that they're able to do the things that they do that are not in our favor is because we all treat politics as if it's a sports team. Dude, that's not how it should be. We should be able to say, I don't like this about this guy and this guy. I don't like this move. Now, I still would have voted for that guy, but I don't like that. I don't agree with that. That doesn't mean that I hate the guy.

00:52:27

If you go to the other side, you should be able to say the same things. Hey, that was a good move. That was not a good move. Because we can't do that, we've lost the plot. It's become this versus and this It's not how it should be, bro. We should all be able to sit down. The reason it's become that way is because one, it's propagated that way. Two, a lot of people are afraid. They hear this fear mongering from let's be real, from the left, on the left media, which is 98% left leaning of how people are going to get erased, and they're trying to terrorize people, and it's Nazis, and it's Hitler, and it's this and it's that. Dude, it scares the fuck out of people. Then it creates a situation where those people are afraid to even have a conversation with someone. The first thing they go to, because let's be real, dude, most of these people are not fucking super intelligent. I'm not saying that to rip. I'm saying that as just a matter of fact. That's why they go to call a name so quick. You know what I'm saying?

00:53:38

You should be able to have a reasonable conversation with people about, let's say, for Trump. By the way, this goes for the other side, too, because I say things critical of Trump, and people get pissed off. If I say things that are good about Trump, people get pissed off.

00:53:54

It's like, dude- You suck as nuts.

00:53:55

No, dude. I'm saying what I like and what I don't like, and I don't understand Again, I think really it comes down to that more people don't speak like that because it doesn't get the clicks and the views and the fucking drama that social media rewards. Then when we think about social media as a whole, it's not conducive anymore to actual conversations. I can tell you the minute that changed, it changed when they started allowing people to like people's comments. It went from having a discussion to who can burn or roast or own the other team with their comments. Now in the comments section, have we seen any real discussions in the comment sections? No. Real dialog? I barely ever see it, dude. I see people just trying to fucking one up each other Dude, that erodes the ability to connect, which erodes the ability to solve problems together, which creates division, which benefits them and hurts us. I think it's very important that while I have has been saying very strongly, and I agree, I still believe this, we cannot take any shit. You cannot turn the cheek. You cannot let bygones be bygones, and you cannot give people.

00:55:09

You cannot respect and tolerate people who will not respect and tolerate you. Now, with that being said, if someone's willing to sit down and have a conversation, we should be having conversations. But conversations, not political violence, not riots, not fucking temper tantrums, not this bullshit that we see all over the TV. And dude, until we can get back to a point where it's like, All right, we can have a talk, nothing's going to change. But I think part of the reason that we can't do that, I posted about this on my story last night, is that communism as a whole is intolerant to any other method. A lot of people think of communism and they think, Well, communism is just another thing like being a Republican or being a Democrat or being a libertarian. It's not. It's a completely different thing because communism depends and thrives upon people submitting 100% to the narrative. If they don't, they're evil and they're eliminated.

00:56:16

There's no bipartisan in communism.

00:56:18

They don't allow it. The way they get in power is by leveraging that. You're not all hearing my ideas. I deserve to have a seat at the table. But every time they're given a seat at the table. It ends up the same way. A lot of people fucking get killed. There's nothing on it. Yeah, that's true. They starve. It's a predatory concept that people just truly don't understand. You can't converse with people like that. When I say converse with people, I mean people that are not insane.

00:56:52

No, it's not possible, man. Chat, what we got, man? King Crotillo. I like it. Left versus right is low IQ.

00:57:05

I like that. Look, it's just Jews. Turn off the TV. You don't get it, dude. You don't even understand what you're saying when you say that. You don't get it. Netanyahu is not even a real Jew. He's not Semitic. He's a fucking guy who converted the fucking runs the country with a bunch of other criminals. When you say that, that's right, he's Polish. When you say that, when you say it's the Jews, you're doing exactly what they want you to do. They want you to generalize an entire group of people so that they can hide behind it. They don't want you to say their name. They don't want you to point them out. They want to be able to say, You criticize me, therefore, you hate all Jews, which is a complete fucking misrepresentation of what's going on. Because people want to say racy things or they want to say things that are... Yeah, that's not an insult to the Polish people, bro. Trust me, we know he's different. Polish people are badass. Fuck, I've lost my track.

00:58:14

My point is, That's what they want you to do.

00:58:16

Correct. We have to be smarter than that. It's a very lazy argument to say that. It's divisive, and it causes more problems than it does good. If we really want to solve the problem, we can't generalize like that. We have to call people people out by their names. 100%, bro.

00:58:32

It's the same argument people give like, Oh, it's all black people. No, it's not all black people.

00:58:36

In fact, it's a very...

00:58:38

It's niggas. No, it's not, man. But Real shit. They use that tool. They've used that tool, that same exact tool, to hide under that umbrella. They deal with everything they do.

00:58:52

What's the chat saying? I mean, dude, you guys got to understand that, man. It's got to be an intelligent argument if If we want to solve the problem, we can't. That's right. Cash is correct. Bro, cash. Generalizing is a communist psychological warfare tool, no different than cancel culture, no different than political correctness, no different than any of these other weapons that they've put in play over the last 20 years in our society. We have to be smarter than they are because if we just fucking say that, then we're doing exactly the... We're running the play they want to run because then they can say, Oh, we're the victims. We're this. Look at us. And dude, that's just not going to solve the problem. It's going to cause more death, more destruction of innocent people who are not fucking bad people. That's real, man. Yeah. And like, dude, I'm just not... You will never... I know because, dude, every time we have the chat, there's always people are in the comments, they'll say things, Just say it. And they think I'm afraid to say something. Motherfucker, you think I'm afraid of anything? I ain't afraid of fucking anything, bro.

00:59:58

If I'm saying something, It's because I'm saying it because that's what I believe. It would be very easy for me to come on here and be like a lot of other people and be like, Oh, it's the fucking Jews. I don't believe that. When you comment back to me and you say, Oh, he just doesn't understand. No, you We're not understanding. You need to dig deeper into what's going on. This is not surface-level shit. No.

01:00:21

Listen, Twitter isn't your history books, guys.

01:00:23

No, dude.

01:00:24

The internet is not the history books. History books are history.

01:00:27

Now, a lot of the history that people believe about this situation is true, but it still does not... It's 50% of Israel hates fucking Netanyahu, bro. Just like half the country here hates whoever's in present here. Right. Okay, so those 50% are evil fucks because you Don't have a smart enough brain to dictate what the actual problem is. Exactly. You see what I'm saying?

01:00:49

It's real, bro. It's real, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation, though, man. Let us know what you guys think.

01:00:55

It's not conducive to reality, dude. Here's why. We live in a country country that is filled with people of different skin tones and different religions and different beliefs. There is no undoing that, no matter how much you want that to happen. The only way for us to get out of this problem is for us to fix the culture, which starts with understanding that we are not enemies. Black people, white people, Latino people, gay people, straight. We are not fucking enemies, dude. The enemy is up there in Washington, DC, and they manipulate, and they oppressed, and they lie, and they cheat, and they steal, and they divide. We have to be smarter than that. The only way that we can ever get our country back is by uniting and fixing the culture. The culture. Culture is upstream from politics. That means whatever the culture demands, politics will produce. How do we fix culture? Well, we fix culture by the individual. The individual fix cultures. I went on a little rant about this yesterday before we had to leave the show. But if you're not doing your in part to live the life of what you believe an American should be, meaning a fit person, a wealthy person, an intelligent person, a good productive member of society, a good neighbor, a good brother, a good sister, someone who doesn't take any shit, If you're not living that, bro, you're the problem.

01:02:18

That's what people do not understand. We all are the problem, all of us in certain ways. It is our duty to try and fix those holes so collectively, We can get our country back. It's not about fucking politics, bro. It's about the way we behave.

01:02:34

We fix this, politics will be okay.

01:02:36

Yes, but that's hard. That takes effort. That takes fucking sweating. It takes eating shit you don't want to eat. It takes a mindset shift. It takes a lot of shit, and people don't want to do that. They just want to fucking say something and have it be done. And so it makes me concerned that maybe this isn't a problem that can be solved because people are too far gone, dude. How How do you not... How does someone not put together what I just said? We all have a role in this, dude. All of us. What's the chat saying?

01:03:13

Bro, I like cash.

01:03:15

Yeah, Cash got it.

01:03:16

Cash might be beating out Paul Cohen, bro. Yeah.

01:03:19

Look, he's right, though. Okay, he's right. If more human beings got off social media and actually became leaders within their communities, most of these bullshit problems can be solved. Within a matter of weeks, 100 100 %. But it's not even getting off social media, bro. It's actually social media is a wonderful tool to show people that you're making these changes and inspire them. Yeah, for sure. So anyway.

01:03:40

I think what it comes down to, too, bro, it's integrity, bro, because what are you doing when nobody's looking?

01:03:45

That's when it comes down to.

01:03:46

When it ain't fucking posted. You know what I'm saying? You ain't got the camera. That's the shit that really fucking changes the fucking world. Yeah. But I like... You got to step your game, bro. I think Cash might be beating you out, bro. Hold on, bro. Can we bring Cash in real quick? Hold on, Cash. Come here. Come here, homie. Fellow Missourian. You got to unmute Cash. Come on, Cash. Don't fuck this up, Cash. We're counting on you. Cash? You. All right. Fellow Missourian? Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Can you hear me? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Rapping Detroit, Troy, Missouri. Okay. Paul, you're out, bro. Paul, you're out.

01:04:36

You're out, dog. I'm sorry.

01:04:40

No, Cash, you're spot on, bro. I love your- Andy is a spaghetti Jew.

01:04:48

Oh, fuck you. Also half-black, so I got to get more cookie points of that shit.

01:04:52

There you go. All right.

01:04:54

Look at that. Between you and Cash, you make a whole black person. We got one whole We got reforming Voltron, the Nigtron. That's right. We're pouring Nigtron out here. You got the fucking Black Voltron.

01:05:05

That's right. Oh, man. So bro has a mediocre credit score. All right, dude.

01:05:15

I was going to say, we might make a full 850 combining our credit score together.

01:05:19

Are you giving me too much credit?

01:05:22

They usually do.

01:05:25

No, Cash, we appreciate you, though, bro. Keep doing your shit. Yes, sir. Thank you. You guys do the same. Yes, sir.

01:05:33

Thanks, brother.

01:05:34

All right. Yeah, man, I love it. Yeah, guys, let us know down in the comments, man, what you guys think with that being said. Let's get to our third and final headline, headline number three. I think this is actually a great topic on this transition because the thing with the unity, bro, is where people got to remember is they're never going to stop trying to divide.

01:05:53

And you're never going to get everybody in the unity.

01:05:55

It won't be everybody. It will not ever be fucking everybody. But I think the The important thing, though, is you got to just remember, you got to see through the bullshit, how hard they try.

01:06:06

I think they're losing, though. I think people are waking up, dude.

01:06:09

Oh, no, for sure.

01:06:10

I see it in my DMs, dude. I get people that apologize to me for like, Man, I stopped following you. I used to follow you for business. Then when you started talking about what was going on, I stopped following you because I didn't agree. But they're coming around, dude.

01:06:27

Oh, for sure. The people who You guys heard the metaphor of the ants in the jar, right? Yeah. There's red ants, black ants, fighting each other. But the real problem is we got to figure out who the fuck shaking it.

01:06:40

Well, we know who's shaking it.

01:06:41

I think what's cool, bro, is you start seeing that the people who are trying to shake that fucking jar are getting destroyed.

01:06:47

Not only that, dude. Eventually, people get tired of getting their jar shook.

01:06:51

That's real.

01:06:51

That's the fucking problem. Eventually, people are like, Wait a minute. No, you aren't doing this.

01:06:57

It's not you. It's not you, bro. Yeah.

01:06:59

So And that's where we're coming to, and I like that. I love it, bro. It's a good place to be. I love it.

01:07:04

Let's start off head on number three, because I saw this video. It's absolutely heartbreaking, bro.

01:07:09

But we have to remember, dude, real talk. That tolerance cannot fucking extend to people with communist ideology. No. It cannot extend to people who... Listen, I cannot make this point strong enough. You cannot tolerate people that will not tolerate you. This is how every genocide in the history of the globe has ever happened, dude. The people who commit the genocide utilize people's acceptance and tolerance and goodwill and good heart against them until they're in power, and then they fucking kill them. There's zero tolerance. Yes, 100%, dude. I know people say, Oh, that sounds extreme. It is extreme, but it's happened many times. It happened many times in the 1900s, dude, over and over and over again. Trump said this yesterday about the guy in New York, Madani, whatever. He's like, Dude, he's not going to get any federal funding. Communism doesn't work. It hasn't worked for a thousand years, and he's going to prove it again. I mean, he's correct. I just hate to see a city as amazing as New York fucked with because of this guy.

01:08:12

Yeah, bro. Let's start this headline out, this section out. I saw this video, dude. It absolutely crushed me. There was this clip. This headline reads, Grieving dad slams lawmakers for crime policies that free daughters suspected career criminal killer. This was in North Carolina. The father's name is Steven Federico. His daughter, Logan Federico, was killed. Now, this was a couple of months before the Charlotte light rail attack. His daughter was killed at the hands of a repeat offender. Let's check this clip out. Let's check it out. Yeah.

01:09:00

Think about your child coming home from a night out with her friends, laying down, going to sleep, feeling somebody come in the room and wake them and drag her out of bed naked, forced on her knees with her hands over her head, begging for her life. She was 5'3. She weighed 115 pounds. Bang.

01:09:33

Dead.

01:09:35

Gone. Why? Because Alexander Devante Dickey, who was arrested 39 God-noth times, Twenty-five felonies was on the street. You will be sick and tired of my face and my voice until this gets fixed. I will fight until my last breath for my daughter. Stop protecting the people that keep taking them from us. Please, you have the power. We put you in the power to do what you have to do. We're asking you. We're begging you all to stop this. He's too nice.

01:10:22

I mean, it was about a four-minute monolog.

01:10:24

I saw the whole thing. Yeah, five shots. Bro, fucking...

01:10:27

Dude, it's sick. It's sick, man.

01:10:29

Judge Judges need to start being held liable for this. For sure.

01:10:33

They need to be. The judges and the fucking prosecutors. All of them. If you allow someone who is a prior violent convict to go free for any reason whatsoever, and they hurt someone, you should be held liable for that. You're guilty by association in my eyes, bro.

01:10:52

There should be... I don't think there should be any wiggle room for them to prosecute violent offenders that are repeat violent offenders. No. I don't even know if I would say for violent offenses even once outside of, I'm talking about like armed criminal action. I'm not talking about fist fights. Or assault. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about violent weapons, sexual violence, those things. Pedophilia. Which I know a little bit about, bro. I got stabbed the fucking face. When I was 23 years old, a lot of you guys don't know that. I got stabbed the face here, here, here, and in my back. I know what violent crime is like, and I know what it can do to your fucking psyche, and I know how it can affect your life. I can't fucking imagine raising a daughter for 20 years and then having some piece of fucking shit who should be in prison and probably dead. Execute them like that. That's third-world shit, bro. We keep hearing these sentiments about tough on crime. When is that going to happen? When is that going to happen? Matt Walsh. It's so interesting, too. Matt Walsh comes out and he's like, I think these people should be put to death.

01:12:15

Yeah, I've been saying that for six years. Then it gets a bunch of fanfare. It's like, Yeah, no shit. Someone's been saying that for years and years and years. Anyway.

01:12:29

No, it's sick. Now, other thing, too, because this was supposed to be a policy meeting about all the soft on policy shit, right? And just to show you guys how much or really how little these fucking people actually give a shit, one of the Congresswoman on the panel didn't even know the right victim, and she confused his daughter with Ivanka.

01:12:54

The girl got stabbed in the train.

01:12:56

Bro, check this clip out.

01:13:00

Long before this hearing, particularly- This is my daughter. This isn't Irina. Oh, I'm sorry. This is my daughter. I am so sorry. Okay? I am so sorry. This is Logan Federica. Thank you so much for bringing that. Thank you.

01:13:15

Thank you, sir.

01:13:16

I am so sorry for you.

01:13:18

I confused her with the other- I am so sorry.

01:13:21

Did you see her with her fucking nose up acting like she's going to deliver some Martin Luther King speech until she realized she was Yeah.

01:13:32

Bullshit, bro. Now, again, the point of this- Long before.

01:13:39

No, bitch. They fucking killed this girl. You guys fucking let him go. Fuck you. I don't want to hear about 200 years ago or 100 years ago or a fucking week ago.

01:13:49

No, it don't matter.

01:13:51

I don't know how that dad just sat there with these people, bro. I mean, look, I think he composed himself very well. I feel fucking horrible for that, dude.

01:14:02

But, dude, here's the thing, man. And again, the whole point of this, bro, we need unity.

01:14:08

Where is anybody standing up on that side being like, Bro... You know what I would love to see? Why don't we see anybody back there on the other side of the table? For those of you listening, the victim is sitting on one side and there's a table of people on the other side. How come nobody on that side of the table stands up and be like, You motherfuckers fucking allowed this, and starts calling out his own fucking people for it? Yeah. We don't ever see that. We don't see that in Washington. We don't see that in any of these... Like nothing. Never will people stand up and say the right thing.

01:14:45

Well, and the thing is, bro, like I said, my whole point in this is that, again, we do need unity with people who we are able to actually unite with. But we have to be able to see through the bullshit and through the jar shaking thinking, if you will, because the crazy thing, like this clip, this topic was going viral. And then one of our favorite people decided to make a comment, and this is what Hillary Clinton had to say. She rips white men of a certain religion in spark backlash. She went on a MSNBC and basically, again, said, White men are the problem in this whole nation. Let's just watch the clip. Don't take my words for it.

01:15:29

I am out of the fact that we have always been a work in progress. We haven't gotten to the more perfect union, and we fought a civil war over part of it. People have been protesting for hundreds of years that things were not as they should be, given our ideals and how we should be moving toward them. I think that's what makes us so special as a country. And the idea that you could turn the clock back and try to recreate a world that never was dominated by, let's say it, white men of a certain persuasion, a certain religion, a certain point of view, a certain ideology. It's just doing such damage to what we should be aiming for. We were on the path toward that. I mean, imperfectly, lots of bumps along the way, but I agree with you, we were on the right trajectory. How so? How so? How are we on the right trajectory? How is this white people's fault? How is it white men's fault? White Christian.

01:16:35

Hold on. How? Specifically.

01:16:36

How? She can't answer that. We're a threat to your agenda. Yeah, she's a fucking witch, bro. I think she's the most evil person. I think in the realm of politics, I think she is the number one most evil person, maybe even above Obama. Real talk. Yeah.

01:16:58

Well, it wasn't just her, the decided to get in and try to shake the jar after those videos come out, because, again, we see what's happening in the real world, but we got to be reminded, bro.

01:17:07

Bro, people aren't buying that what she said anymore. Nobody's buying it, bro. Nobody's buying that. Black people aren't buying that.

01:17:12

Well, it's funny you say that Don Lemon decided to also make a statement today. Shocking. Let's check this out.

01:17:19

Men who look like you, men who vote like you, and men who sound like you.

01:17:25

White men, something is broken.

01:17:30

Something is cracked deep inside when so many of you believe the answer to fear, to loss, to change is violence. Fuck.

01:17:45

Are you listening to me?

01:17:46

I hope I'm saying it loud enough for the people in the back.

01:17:51

How much violence goes through his colon by white men?

01:17:59

He must have got hit extra hard last night.

01:18:01

Bro. His colon's colonized by a violent white man.

01:18:06

Well, here's the deal. Come on, man. Every single person that understands math understands that that's fucking actually the opposite.

01:18:14

That's what I'm doing. That's the jar shaking, bro.

01:18:17

How many videos, and I'm not saying this to fucking stir shit up, but we see 20 videos for every one of black people fucking killing white people or beating the fuck out of them or fucking jumping them or this or that or Running through a store and fucking this and that and this. I've said this on the show. You've said this on the show. It's a statistical reality. This, what he just said is 100% applicable to young Black men. That's a problem we should all worry about. That's not a problem that we say, Oh, this doesn't exist.

01:18:54

It's a problem we should all want to address and fix. Correct.

01:18:57

It doesn't help the young black men committing the No. It doesn't help the young Black men that they disproportionately commit the crimes against.

01:19:05

It ain't bringing Steven Federico, his daughter, back. No.

01:19:09

Don Lemon is a fucking idiot, dude.

01:19:12

He's so...

01:19:14

Like, Bro, listen, they know the game. Listen, they know the game, okay? You guys got to understand. The reason that people say things like this isn't necessarily because they believe them. It's because it's so outrageous that it gets views and likes and shares, and it creates controversy, which indirectly or directly puts him into some relevancy. Because of the way that the internet has been created and the way social media works and the way culture has been bent to value attention over substance and depth. Have you ever seen the movie Idiocracy? Mm-mm. Okay. Idiocracy is a very good metaphor for what's happening in society right now. It's It's a terrible movie. But it's about this dude who is a regular guy, and they want to do a test on him, and the test gets messed up, so they're going to freeze him for one year. He ends up getting frozen for 500 years. He wakes up, and this guy's a dumb ass in today's world, but in the 500-year world, he's a genius. It's worth watching it until you understand what's going on because it's very parallel to what's happening in society. People are being enraged and dumbed down and blunted with porn and all of this shit.

01:20:46

When we're living in the initial phases of this happening because when Don Lemon says things like that, he's not saying things like that to be productive or solve a problem. He's saying things like that for his own self-relevance and his own paycheck.

01:21:00

And people use him for confirmation bias, too, bro, because people see him as all that.

01:21:04

A trusted source in the media.

01:21:06

Exactly. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. No, Don Lemon said it. See, the Black guy said it. It's not Black people. It's White people. Even the black guy said it. It's like, Shut the fuck up, man.

01:21:14

Don Lemon is a terrible human being. He's also the one who's been running up and down the street trying to convince people that Charlie Kirk deserved to get killed, and he can't produce one fucking second of hateful speech or any... And by the way, hate speech is not a real thing. That's called the truth, okay? And this idea that just because you don't like what people say means that they can't say it is insane. Words are not violence. Violence is violence. All of these things need to be reset in our society to have a functioning society. Those are communists tactics to change the way that people believe and think and operate in a civilization. It's psychological warfare. When we think about how we address arguments or how we receive information or what we need to do as people, we need to realize that none of these people actually believe the things they're saying. They're either being paid to say it or they're saying it out of self-preservation because they need to be relevant to get paid. Don Lemon, who the fuck is Don Lemon without saying that? We're not even talking about him. You see what I'm saying?

01:22:26

It's total bullshit, and it creates a lot of damage, and it does confirm people's uncertainty or biases. That happens on both sides. If you watch Hannity, he does the same shit. Same exact thing. Yeah. I mean, it's-Hannity said, We need to go to war. Yeah, fucking right.

01:22:44

It's the same bullshit, man.

01:22:46

How come these motherfuckers that say that can never properly articulate the benefits that Israel does for us? How come that can never be properly?

01:22:56

Come on, it's biblical. Hold on. It's biblical, Andy.

01:22:58

It's not actually It's not biblical. Yeah, that's a lie. It's a lot of lies. We never hear anything like, Okay, this is why. This is why you're supposed to do it. This is why it's a good idea? All you hear is, They're our greatest ally. America wouldn't exist without them.

01:23:21

They're our strategic partners in the Middle East. I mean, would you want the Muslims? Why the fuck are they bombing the shit out of everybody over there and causing a bunch of bullshit?

01:23:30

That doesn't sound very strategic. Like today, I saw a comment on one of my videos going around, and it was talking about me. It said, At this point, this guy's a Muslim apologist. What are you talking about? What are you talking about, a Muslim apologist? I don't draw any loyalty to any generalization, religion, or race. It's good people, bad people. By the way, I wanted to say, but I didn't have time to argue with someone on the internet, like I never do. But I wanted to be Who taught you that? Where did you hear that Muslims were bad? Where did you hear that they were all terrorists? Who put that message out and why?

01:24:09

Have you met anybody?

01:24:10

Yeah. Then the same person left a second comment on the post that said, Tell that to the Westerners in Western Europe who are being invaded by blah, blah, blah. I'm like, Yeah, well, who's allowing that? Who's propagating that? Who wants that? You see what I'm saying?

01:24:29

Makes you Makes you ponder.

01:24:31

People just don't think deep enough, bro. Then they form this solid opinion. Fuck, it's really hard because I was one of those people. I was a person after 9/11 where I was like, fucking, turn these motherfuckers into glass. Kill them all. I didn't give a fuck, bro. All I saw was those planes hit that tower, and I was fucking pissed, and I wanted something.

01:24:56

They gave us an enemy.

01:24:57

That's correct. And they manufactured it. Muslims, a lot of people don't understand Muslims, bro. A big thing that came around during that time was that a lot of Muslims were getting obviously discriminated against very heavily. They would always say, Muslim is a religion of peace, and generally it is. It is. People, they say, What about the terrorists? Well, I don't know. What was done to make them feel way? What was done to them to make them act out in that way? Where does this terrorism usually occur? It usually occurs right around Israel. There's two sides to every story is the point. I think we have to understand that we cannot just lump fucking everybody in these groups, dude. Not all Muslims are terrorists. Not all fucking Jews are bad. They're not all these sneaky little dudes that do all… That's not the truth. Not all white people are fucking burning crosses on the fucking weekends or whatever. Not all fucking Indians own 711s, man. Not all of them. Only smart ones. We got to stop that shit.

01:26:17

That's real, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation, man. We'd love to see what you guys have to say. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. How you guys doing? You guys hanging in there? Somebody said just most of them.

01:26:29

What What about Henry Ford? What about him? I understand what Henry Ford thought. What do you say? Dude, Paul keeps throwing up all these famous people like Winston Churchill. Winston Churchill was not a fucking hero, bro. No. You got to read into what he was all about. Okay? What about Henry Ford? Henry Ford did fucking... Henry Ford was someone who was very smart. He also made very similar arguments to what I'm saying now that are collectivized in language like all Jews. I mean, bro, it's...

01:27:03

Not all Indians own 711, but all 711s are owned by Indians.

01:27:11

You might have to fact check that.

01:27:14

I love it, man. I love it, man. Well, guys, we got to get to our final segment, though.

01:27:20

Dude, their story. You think Winston Churchill is one of these great leaders of the world, bro? There's a lot of things you don't know. There's a lot of things you don't know, bro. Would a great leader of the world bomb a country for 30 fucking days with zero fucking reserve when the other country has not done anything to them? Is that good leadership?

01:27:43

Yeah.

01:27:44

There's a lot of things that motherfucker did. Would a great leader bomb the supply routes to concentration camps so that people fucking couldn't get supplies? Would he do that? Mm-hmm. Okay, there's a lot of things that motherfucker did that people don't fucking talk about. And they say, Oh, Winston Churchill. He's got the Churchill cigar. And look at his great leader. Yeah. Who's writing the fucking history?

01:28:05

I was just about to say that, bro. I was just about to say that. Just because somebody calls him good doesn't mean he's good. And just because somebody tells you this is your enemy- Bro, the amount of understanding of history is nonexistent.

01:28:18

You know what I'm saying?

01:28:20

No, that's real. I mean, bro, if you want the truth, hide it in books. Nobody reads, man.

01:28:27

Nobody cares. They don't care about knowing the truth. They care about being right. That is the problem in our country, and it's a problem in the world. It's the reason that most people can't be successful because they're too worried about being right versus what's right. A successful organization, I don't give a fuck if my idea is the best idea. I don't give a shit if Sal thinks of the greatest idea or Jason, or Chris, or fucking anybody who could be the guy on the first fucking day. There's no ego when it comes to winning. That goes for a company, and it goes for a country, and it goes for everything. When we as a society are more worried about being right and owning people and say, Look, I'm right, then we are about solving the problem. The problem can never be solved.

01:29:13

Yeah, that's real, bro. That's real, man. Guys, jump in this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. We have Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck. That's where we bring a headline in. We talk about it, we vote on it. It gets one of these two options So with that being said, I had that snake in my truck the other day. Let's do something on snakes. Okay. Yeah. Headline reads, Moment wild Python slivers across grandmother's legs as she sleeps on the sofa, unaware of lurking danger. Side note, this also happens to my wife every night.

01:29:54

All right.

01:29:58

That was way better in my head. This is the moment a wild Python slithers across a grandmother's legs as she sleeps on a sofa, unaware of the lurking danger. The woman appears to shoe off what she thought was a cat while she's asleep before getting the shock of her life as she wakes up to spot the serpent on the other side of the room. Let's check this clip out. Oh, dude.

01:30:23

That's someone's pet?

01:30:25

No, it's wild, bro. That's a decent size. This is a nice little guy, too. Use the flashlight. You know she's old. She's not using a flashlight. She's using just the face of the camera.

01:30:55

What's she doing? Is she trying to see? Yeah. She never saw.

01:31:01

I don't think she did.

01:31:02

Holy shit, man. Where do pythons get in people's houses?

01:31:08

Oh, bro. Everywhere, bro. Where? Fucking shit. Thailand, Australia.

01:31:12

But not here, right?

01:31:13

I mean, you've had some in your fucking garage.

01:31:15

That's different. That's a little biddy snake.

01:31:19

That was a venomous snake. What was it? Python. You had fucking-Copperheads. Yeah, cotton. Yeah, cotton. The pythons, though- Bro, it It was weird.

01:31:30

I had to kill that. I don't like killing animals. I had to kill that copperhead. When I cut its head off, it looked at me for two minutes. Tongue kept sticking out and shit. Made me feel bad.

01:31:40

Why did you do this?

01:31:42

Yeah, made me feel bad.

01:31:46

Yeah, bro. Look how big these things get.

01:31:47

I mean, it was looking at me, dude. I could tell it was looking at me. Stooming at you. Yeah, but I'm like, I can't fix it now, dude. Yeah.

01:31:53

You're my boy, Blue. Yeah, bro. I'm all right, bro. I mean, listen, I don't mind the snakes, though.

01:32:03

I don't mind the snakes. Holy shit.

01:32:04

It ate a deer? Bro, they get big. Down in Florida, bro, they have one?

01:32:08

What is that? Is it shitting out a deer?

01:32:10

No, they cut it open.

01:32:12

Oh, my God.

01:32:12

Yeah. Bro, they get big, man.

01:32:17

How does a snake catch a deer? When they're sleeping or something?

01:32:21

They're constrictors, bro. So once they grab them, bro, they just fucking squeeze their ass. They die by asfixiation.

01:32:29

Not with the snakes, bro.

01:32:30

You're not with them?

01:32:31

Nope.

01:32:31

I'm cool with them, bro.

01:32:32

Never. Never, ever, ever will I be either.

01:32:35

Why? You ever been bit by a snake? Nope.

01:32:38

Yeah, so it doesn't make sense. Probably because I'm scared of them. I don't mind them. You ever been bit by one? Yeah, I've been bit. Well, then why would you keep fucking with them?

01:32:46

You ever been bit by a dog? Yeah. You still got dogs.

01:32:49

That's different. That's different.

01:32:53

Domestic versus wild. Yeah, and that's the other thing, too. I mean, bro, there's just like any other animals, man. They got personalities and shit, especially captive ones. The snake I had, I had for like 12 years.

01:33:06

Ducks have personalities.

01:33:07

I think all animals do.

01:33:08

Ducks definitely do. Little dolly will follow me around the yard.

01:33:14

That's the Pink Bill, right? Yeah. Yeah, that was cool. He's my homie. Yeah, man. Snake in the bed. It wasn't grandpa. There we go. It was a little better than the first one. Where we got this, bro?

01:33:30

This is nasty. Bro, what would you do? Burn the house down? I'm fucking moving. Burn the house down. I mean, also, clean the shit.

01:33:40

Yeah.

01:33:41

How do people live like that, bro?

01:33:44

Come on, Green.

01:33:45

Let me give you guys a little... Look, I'm just going to let you in on a little secret. People look in the background of your selfies and your mirrors. I'm being serious. I want everybody to understand Guys, there's a lot of them, and this has nothing to do with this, but I just want to give a little free game. Yeah, free game.

01:34:05

I like it.

01:34:06

There's a lot of influencers that want to get paid by companies that will take selfies, and in the back of their selfie, there's shit everywhere. We will not work with people like that. Most companies won't. Be aware that when you take a selfie and there's your dirty skin-marked underwear in the fucking back of the photo, you're not a contract for anything. Yeah, no. Maybe Dude Wipes. Dude Wipes is so good. They probably would, dude.

01:34:37

They probably would, for sure. Yeah, fuck, man. Dude, you know what? You know what I have a problem with it.

01:34:41

I like those Dude Wipes guys. I watch them start their business, bro, and build it into a real thing. Really cool.

01:34:47

Bro, I use wipes every time I shit. You use Dude Wipes?

01:34:50

Yeah. Dude Wipes are good.

01:34:50

I'll use any wipes, be real. Just being real, but like- Dude Wipes got me on that.

01:34:55

They got me on that. Well, bro, it only makes sense. I never used to do that.

01:34:58

It only makes sense.

01:34:59

Then they got this thing shower in a bag. If you're like-It was the wipes.

01:35:02

Yeah.

01:35:03

That's what I need.

01:35:04

Well, dude, it makes sense. I need a heavy duty. Why don't we wipe babies' asses with wipes? Then we just stop when they fucking turn three? How does that work?

01:35:12

I mean, you just stop.

01:35:14

What are wipes?

01:35:21

That was so good. I didn't even know what he said.

01:35:27

He got the chat rolling. Oh, man.

01:35:33

Oh, shit.

01:35:34

That was trophy-worthy, Zee. All right. It was decent.

01:35:36

All right, man. Yep. No snakes. No snakes. All right, guys.

01:35:42

Yeah, man. Guys, Andy, that's all I got, bro. Yep.

01:35:46

All right, guys. We will see you Friday. All right. All right, guys. Have a good day. Thank you. Don't be a hoe. Sure.

01:35:56

We're from sleepin' on the flow. Now my jury box froze. A good day. Thank you. Don't be a hoe. Shut up.

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Episode description

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump's N-word joke falls flat as America's top generals laugh awkwardly at gag about firing them, Trump vowing border patrol agents will take no nonsense as feds march into downtown Chicago, and the grieving dad slamming lawmakers for crime policies that freed daughter's suspected career criminal killer.