Transcript of 940. Andy & DJ CTI: Jimmy Kimmel Goes Nuclear Over ABC Cancelling Him, Kash Patel Doubles Down On Handling Of Epstein Files & Brigitte Macron To Present Evidence To Prove She’s A Woman

What is up, guys? It's Andy for selling. This is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the motherfucking Internet. That's what we're going to do. That's DJ over there. I'm Andy.

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Anyway, we'll just get right into it, man. That's fine. Hey, sorry for not having a show yesterday, guys. This is coming out on Saturday. It's just been one of those weeks.

Yeah.

All right.

Yeah.

My uncle, who is basically my second dad growing up, passed away last week. He fell down five, six years ago, hit his head real bad, and has been, not incapacitated, but just different since then. Last night was his wake, and today was the burial. So Yeah, it was surreal. It wasn't sad. It was actually the first funeral I'd been to in a long time where it seemed like people were in good spirits. Not because, obviously, he was dead, but just a great man. Someone who, for me, and I feel like I owe him to say this, Very similar to me in personality. The eulogy that my cousin, John Paul, gave was about Italian bread, about Italian bread, how it's very crunchy on the outside, but on the inside, it's super soft. That's how he was, dude. He was very straightforward, very caring, did all kinds of things for people that no one ever found out about or knew about that he didn't want anybody knowing about, and has supported our family in a very valuable way for as long as I've been on the Earth. I just found myself being very grateful to have him.

You know what I mean? Then I got to see all my cousins who I haven't seen in a long time, and that was really cool. Yeah, man, I'm very grateful. I know not everybody has that. I had a great dad, but I also had another dad. You know what I mean? This is my dad's brother, my dad's older brother.

That's that privilege, bro. You had two dads. I didn't even have one.

Yeah, I know. Sucks to be you. But yeah, dude, it was-It was something about people being at peace, though.

I think that's the thing. Because I had a privilege of meeting him once.

You met him after his accident.

But it was post-accident. Yeah.

And he was just different. He was really fucking sharp up until then. And it's weird because I was looking through pictures. He was a huge hockey fan. In 2019, here in St. Louis, we won the Stanley Cup. And literally, right after that, this accident It didn't happen. His whole life, he was a hockey fan. He was friends with Ron Caron, who used to be the Blues GM, and that was his best friend. That's true. So growing up, he used to always be in all the Blues games, up in the GM box, and When we were kids, dude, we would get to go up there. It's funny because we had Brett Hall and Kelly Chase here. When we were kids, Ron Caron would let us go in the locker room after the game once in a while. That's fucking cool. Yeah, but all their dicks were hanging out. You know what I'm saying? You're a little kid, you're walking around, there's all these dudes, these big old schlongs.

You look at George like, What the fuck is going on, man?

That's what I remember about the Blues locker room. But yeah, dude, he was just an awesome guy, man. He's raised an amazing family. Just not many dudes like that anymore, man. Yeah, for sure. But one thing that was really cool today, which I wanted to mention on the show, was as we were going in the funeral procession, we passed a bunch of, not the same, but three different construction crews who were working. Because where our family's church, our Frasella family Church, is St. Ambrose, which is down on the hill. If you don't know St. Louis, the hill is one of the last remaining authentic Italian communities, and one of the biggest Italian communities in the whole country. It was cool because when we were driving through, there's a lot of construction going on. By the way, I haven't been down there in a while. It It was beautiful. There's all kinds of new stuff going on down there. Revitalization of the old stuff, too. It was fucking cool. But the construction crews, in small town America, usually when a procession goes by, people pull over or they stop them, put their hand over their heart.

All three of the construction crews did that. All of them, like every man on the crew. That's cool. It almost made me emotional because it reminded me of... Sometimes I come in here and I'm like, What the fuck are we doing this? It just reminded me that there's still a lot of really good people out there. For sure. You know what I mean? It was really cool to see that. Then there was an immigrant who didn't know the fucking... You don't get into a funeral procession. So he's driving like an asshole, honking his horn, and the cop almost beat the fuck out of him. Good. So I like that.

Yeah, that's always good.

The cop jumped out of his car and went right over to him and fucking gave him the... Oh, that was great. Yeah, it was awesome. That was great. I thought we were going to get to see a beating, but we didn't. But that would have made the day.

Maybe next time. Yeah, maybe next time. Fuck, man. Yeah. So sick. Well, sweet, man. Yeah.

That's what I did this morning. It's nice.

That's nice. I went into your-I'm supposed to be at Ragazzi's right now drinking beer, but I'm on 75 hard.

I had to record this show for you. Podcaster. For you all. Yeah, I got to do my job, my side job.

Well, this morning, I did some things. I went to your closet.

I see that.

This is actually your-Yeah, I know.

Yeah, you know what? That wouldn't have fit you six months ago. That's right.

That's right. That was not the bet.

Why are you wearing a Christmas sweater?

It actually looks pretty good, dude.

I'm not going to lie.

Listen, I feel close to you.

Yeah.

I feel good. Fits great.

Bro, I wore that motherfucking Christmas Day.

Did you? Oh, yeah. All day. Yeah, I love it. You won't get it back.

I know that. Because I ran away with it.

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Did we sell those last year? Yeah. Oh, so other people got them.

Well, you can't get them now. You know what I'm saying?

I know. We sold them out.

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Yeah, that's right. If you want to piss some family members off This year?

You won't piss anybody off.

No? No.

We're over that.

Well, I mean, I feel like there might be- We're past that.

Now we're the team. That's right. Fuck them.

Yeah. Well, get yours.

Dude, I got some liberal cousins, bro. Don't think I didn't sneak in a few comments about cutting dicks off.

You still got joy.

They all fucking laughed, though. It was all good fun.

It was good times, man.

It's all good. They finally realized that, yes, I'm an extremist. Yeah, it is what it is.

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It looks good on you, bro.

I'm probably sleeping in it. Yeah, you should. I'm not going to lie. I mean, it's cozy because it's fucking 50 degrees in here. But yeah, so that's the sweater, man.

Let's get into the fuckery that is going on in the world. Shall we? I think we shall.

I mean, listen, I'm down, man. We got a lot, too.

Bro, I'll tell you what.

What?

There's so much shit going on right now. It's so much fake shit.

Oh, yeah.

The amount of fake Like, propaganda shit that's hitting the internet, it's really unreal. It's so hard to know what is the actual truth right now.

Well, we said that, too, especially because I've been seeing a lot of the AI shit, too.

Yeah, me too.

We said this, like, man, we're going to get to a point.

Where they're going to be using AI to cover the crimes.

It's going to be so good. We won't be able to tell. These are people who have, at least in the past, been, I would call credible sources of information. Yeah, it's hard. Posting the shit, They're falling for it. I'm just like, Fuck me. It's dangerous times, man. Dangerous times. But yeah, a lot of stuff to cover, so let's get into it.

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That's cheap, man. Yeah. Why are you taking me for it?

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Don't forget to pay the fee, man. You're a fucking idiot. That's right. We actually went to the mood.

That's right. No, but I wanted to... Before we get to our headlines, I got something for you. Oh, yeah? Personal little experience you've had in the past. We've talked about it, your mushroom experience, right? We got to go through the whole story. Which one? Oh. There's been a few. Well, listen, I don't know if these guys listen to the show or not.

Oh, you mean the magic mushrooms?

Magic mushrooms, yeah. Are there other types of mushrooms?

Never mind.

No comment. What the fuck am I missing right now? I don't know if these guys listen to the show or not, but I thought this was funny. Four hikers in New York's Katskill Mountains take psychedelic mushrooms, end up calling rangers for help after freaking out. I don't know if you've heard heard this?

No, but it makes sense.

This just Happened. The article reads, If you're ever considering going for a hike in a vast mountain range, it's probably a good idea to leave your psychedelic drugs at home. Four hikers who ignored the simple rule of thumb became lost and disoriented in the Katskill Mountains of New York this week after eating some magic mushrooms. They ended up calling for help and were luckily found by rangers. These folks could have easily become part of the group of human beings who mysteriously go missing every year from their mountain range, apparently. They were taking psychedelic mushrooms. They were rescued after becoming disoriented and straying off the trail, official said. It's the second such case this year in New York's popular mountain areas. The group called for help around 5: 00 PM on August 29th when one member suffered a debilitating high, according to the State Department of Environmental Conservation.

We've all been there, bro. That's when you're praying to God. You're like, God, if you let me live-Please, baby Black Jesus. If you let me live, I'll never take another mushroom ever again.

This is one of them being carried out.

Oh, yeah, bro. Look, he shit his pants.

Oh, fuck. Did he?

It looks like it.

Oh, no, he did, bro. He did something there. Good thing he's wearing brown pants.

Yeah. I mean, look, you fuck around, you find out. First of all, dude, real talk. Why is it that all the nature granola people want to go do mushrooms outside, in the fucking woods? At least do it in woods that you know where the fuck you are.

Yeah, right. Well, my thing is I've never tried them. I feel like I personally would have to be in a fucking foam room or something, a foam padded room. I need to be in a very safe space to do that because I don't know what would happen. You know what I'm saying? I wouldn't want to have to call the rain.

It is fucking interesting. I mean, my mushroom experience was more of an accident than it was an intentional thing.

Math skills, yeah.

Yeah, pretty much.

I imagine this would be pretty fucking beautiful to do.

Yeah, until the whole fucking landscape starts breathing. They're like, What the fuck is going on? Is this the end of the world? No, bro. You know what, man? I know people use them, and I do think there's a therapeutic use for mushrooms, for sure, especially I do believe that, but it's not for me, man. The microdosing makes me too emotional. I'm way too emotional, dude. It's weird.

Yeah, weird vibrations.

Yeah, I don't like it. It's way too much.

I also feel like there's a certain age, too, that you should be... You know what I'm saying? Again, Debbie down or whatever, but I feel like you have to have a certain amount of life experience to even be able to take in.

I mean, Bro, it was profound. You know what I'm saying? Listen, it was profound. Yeah. Okay. I know everybody says that, and everybody has a similar version of the same story. I mean, it was certainly very real. It felt very real. Obviously, I don't know, it felt fucking super real. So real that you couldn't convince me that it wasn't real.

Yeah.

That scared me, dude, a little bit. But it also gave me some reassurance. It definitely removed my fear of dying 100% because it was very apparent that there was way more that we can't see that's out there. After our life. Yeah, and a lot of people will say, Oh, everybody has that, and it's just a chemical reaction. Some people argue that life's a chemical reaction. I mean, there's all kinds of ways to explain things if you want to generalize it as to what it is. But I could tell you this, dude, I wouldn't want to do it out there in a fucking woods and not know where the fuck I was. That would suck.

That would suck pretty bad. It Pretty bad. Yeah, man. I thought that was interesting. But let's get into our topics, our main headlines for the day. Guys, remember, if you would like to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfasella. Com. You guys can find them all linked there for you. That being said, let's get to our first headline, headline number one. A little update. We covered this, and I had an unpopular opinion about it, and I said, Hey, I think this might be moving this way. We got to be careful, right? Well, let's talk about the Jimmy Kimmel situation, because that's been a big talk that's been going on and on. Jimmy Kimmel goes nuclear over ABC canceling him for outrageous Charlie Kirk comments. As Insider's reveal, he already has a new job planned.

Yeah, welcome to the world of podcasting.

Well, that's what they all do, isn't it? Yeah.

And welcome to the world being bottom of the list, bitch.

Well, I mean, he was already bottom of the list, be real. But yeah, so he's getting some slack.

It's a lot different to compete with motherfuckers that don't have big networks behind them.

You know what I'm saying?

Ask Michelle Obama about that.

Yeah. How's she doing?

Well, I mean, dude, it's a very... The world of podcasting truly exposes. These celebrities should never do podcasts because it truly exposes how unpopular they are compared to social media influencers that are good at it.

Yeah. It's one thing to be seen everywhere because you got a billion dollar back.

That's right. You're being put in front of everybody. It's another thing for people to voluntarily turn on your shit because it's valuable.

Consume it. 100%, bro. 100%. But yeah, the Jimmy Kimmel situation has been igniting some debates all over. I have the original clip, his monolog of what was said. Let's check this We had some new lows over the weekend with the Magga Gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it. In between the finger-pointing, there was a grieving. On Friday, the White House flew the flags at half staff, which got some criticism. But on a human level, you can see how hard the President is taking this.

My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. May I ask, sir, personally, how are you holding up over the last day and a half, sir? I think very good.

And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks?

They've just started construction of the new ball room for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get, as you know, for about 150 years.

And it's going to be a beauty. Yes. He's at the fourth stage of grief, construction. Demolition, construction. This is not how an adult grievs the murder of someone he called a friend. This is how a four-year-old morns a goldfish, okay? That's what was said.

That's it?

That was it, okay?

No, he said something about, Oh, yeah. He said one of their own.

Yeah, right. That was the clip, right? That was the monolog. Obviously, a bunch of Hollywood actors and stars and all the SAG awards, sorry. The SAG unions and stuff all got together. They're all complaining. But Who they listed in this article, I only know one name out of this. It was Wanda Sykes.

Yeah, these people are all irrelevant.

Yeah, I don't know any of them.

Comedia Wanda Sykes. You were popular 20 years ago, 30 years ago.

Jean Smart. I don't even know who that is. But whatever. Now, the story goes is that ABC, which we know is owned by Disney, I think they own. It's a big conglomerate of ownership tears. But apparently, they told Kim, Hey, you got to apologize for that. Make it right. And word on the street that he refused to apologize for his comments and then submitted a second monolog that went even harder. Okay.

Trying to make a point.

Trying to make a point, right? And then that he was pulled for that. Now, again, I know I talked about this on the last show. Here's my issue. If it's civilian and civilian punishing each other for free speech, cool. My problem is when the government gets involved. And if it's done at the hands of the government, like we've seen with the Twitter files, how the Biden administration had these private back deal communications set up with all the social media companies and are selectively telling them what accounts and what influencers to punish and saddle. That's a problem. That's a problem. Now, if Bob Eager and Disney and ABC was just like, Hey, you know what? We don't like Jimmy Kimmel no more. He doesn't fit with our values or views, and they decided to do it on their own? Cool.

How was he performing at this time?

Oh, absolutely terrible. Okay.

Absolutely terrible. I feel like this was the last straw. For sure. And it's being made into something else.

Well, and so that's the thing. It's like there's talks now that Brandon Carr, who is the SEC chair, had something to do with this and was threatening ABC about pulling their licensing.

Is there proof of that?

Well, Brandon Carr, he says, The FCC chairman is threatening immediate action against Jimmy Kimmel, ABC Disney for deliberately misleading the public by claiming Charlie Kirk's assassin was a MAGA conservative.

Well, that's incredibly damaging. For sure. And divisive and inflammatory to the social narrative.

I'm sure. I don't disagree.

You shouldn't be able to lie like that.

But here's the thing. My only pushback, dude, is like they were doing all this shit with COVID. None of those people have been punished, Brandon Carr. Listen. What about all the the NBC anchors and all the death counts?

Yeah, dude. Look, I've been saying this for years. Cancel culture is not a good thing. I fucking said this. There has to be clips of me, a dozen of them saying cancel culture will eventually swing back. I kept telling people, You need to be careful. You need to be careful. You guys need to stop because this is going to swing the other way and it's going to be far more harsh. Here we are. Same thing about businesses wanting to be pro-American that I told you all to have entrepreneurship and business in your life. Oh, dude, I don't know. That's scary. Now you're behind the curve. All right? Yeah, man, this is not surprising to me. Unfortunately, I see both sides of this. None of these people had a fucking problem with any of this when they were the ones that could say whatever they wanted about anybody and have no repercussions. If anybody said anything to the counter of those points, they were deplatformed, debanked, canceled, fired, their lives ruined. That's only towards the one side. For 10 years, dude, 15 years now, since social media really came about, it has been entirely pro-left wing.

All right? These people have no comprehension the hell that they created for other people who share differing opinions over the last decade. They're completely oblivious to it. People like Jimmy Kimmel and people, all these celebrities and all this shit got paid money to push these social narratives that were not in line with objective reality. When people stood up and said, No, they got fucking destroyed. How many lives got destroyed over the last decade on social media for simply having a different opinion, observing facts differently? We're talking about millions of lives, real talk.

Real The real people, yeah.

Then these people come around, and this terrible event happens with Charlie Kirk. The middle-right community of America, the common sense of America is so tired of listening to these people bitch and wine and complain and talk about how they're the moral authority when, dude, they're all degenerates. They're fucking each other. It's just a fucking It's a cesspool of immorality on the far left. That's the truth. So then they kill this man, this young man, who represents Christianity, a well-rounded family, who gives out a very balanced message, who allows people... He's the only one that was allowing people to have a voice against what his opinions were, and they kill him. Then they have the audacity to complain about being fired for their opinions when their opinions just got a man fucking killed.

Yeah.

Okay? So they want to cry about being fired over their opinions when this man got shot over his?

Do you understand? Absolutely.

Okay, so when we talk about this cancel culture issue, yes, objectively, I totally agree that it's a bad thing. I don't know what the answer is, bro, because There has to be some understanding on that side of what the fuck they've done. If you smack a fucking person 700 times in a row and they never fucking hit you back, you don't know what that feels like. You don't come to respect the power that you are imposing on someone else unless you felt similar power yourself. So this is the find out part of the fuck around. And They're finding out very harshly. And then what they're really finding out, which is why they're so shocked, is that their opinions, their thoughts, their beliefs, their jokes are only funny and relevant to a very small amount of people. And they're surprised by this because they live in that fucking bubble. So I understand what's happening to them. And I also understand how cancel culture is not something that can exist for us to move forward in society. But if I'm being honest, we can't move forward in society with a Communist element in our country that's financing the division, the destruction, the destabilization of our entire fucking society, which is what these people have been doing for years and years and years.

They are in the club. They are told what to say. They are handed a script. They are paid a lot of money to deliver that script, and they don't give a shit if that script is helpful or harmful to this country. That's a big That's the problem. Now, if we had a group of like-minded people, because, dude, these people don't belong in a capitalist-free society. They don't believe in it. By the way, they fucking hate people like me and you and the people listening. They don't hate us like we would say something like, Man, I can't fucking stand those people, blah, blah, blah. But if we saw them on the side of the road, their car is on fire and they're stuck in it. We'd all stop to help them. But these motherfuckers, if they saw a pickup truck with a Trump sticker on the back and it was on fire on the side of the road, they'd fucking put it on the internet and laugh. That's the difference of what we're talking about. We cannot tolerate that level of inhumanity. You can't tolerate it in civil society. Because eventually, if those people have leverage or power over everybody else, they'll fucking kill them.

This is how genocides happen. They generalize a big part of the population by political belief or race or religion, and then they end up killing them eventually because they guilt those people into allowing them to have space. You guys discriminate against us. You guys are prejudiced against us. You hate us for this or you hate us for that. And we're like, No, we don't. We don't fucking hate you for that. We don't agree with some of this shit.

I don't want to cut my dick off.

Yeah, but I don't hate hate you. But the difference is they fucking hate us. And until we understand that as a reality, because we have good hearts and we are people of empathy for real, which we need, honestly, dude, Charlie Kirk's right. We need less of it. We have to deal with the shit that's the reality of what it is. And you would never let someone who wanted you dead to live in your motherfucking yard. You wouldn't. You wouldn't let it happen. And there's way more people like us than there is of them, and they are learning that. And yeah, I think it's objectively wrong, but I also think it's fucking necessary.

Objectively necessary.

Yeah, because like, dude, these guys haven't fucking felt any of this pain, and they've caused a ton of pain. Now, here's the problem with that. Where do you go from that? Do you go? Because part of what I used to say is I would say, We better hope that whoever is in power when the pendulum swings back is in a real tyrant because they will take control of the United States and these people will be fucked, meaning the far left people that hate us. What's happening? I guess what I'm saying is I don't know how to go back to the way it was before cancel culture because I don't think we can allow what the fuck they're doing. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I don't like it. I don't like that people are getting fired. I don't take joy in watching people lose their livelihoods. But I would fire someone who said that shit. If someone posted on their motherfucking Instagram or whatever, Fuck it, I'm glad this motherfucker's dead, blah, blah, blah, blah, I think most of these people are getting fired because it's a bad look for where they work.

It's absolutely terrible. It's no different than... I think it was in Congress, they voted to make October 14th, a National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk. There were 49 or so, I think, Democrats that voted against it. It's like, those people will forever... Okay, you're exposing yourself.

Well, that's the best thing that's happened here is people are exposed. These people have been in such a such a protected state for so long that they felt like they could say and do anything. And now they're like, Wait, what do you mean? And they also thought that they still had the power, which is a shock to them as well. And I've been telling you guys, we have the power for years. They've never had the power. That's why the bots have been so prevalent. That's why we're seeing so many bots saying, Fuck Charlie Kirk. This is why the censorship has been happening on the internet for over 15 years. This shit that the FBI was doing and the government telling Zuckerberg and Twitter to censor. That was happening fucking 2010, dude. That's not new. Now it's flipped, and I don't know. Yes, I understand the argument of, fuck, free speech is free speech. But that doesn't mean that companies have to tolerate your ignorance.

No, and that's not my position at all. I'm One hundred. Again, you have an employee here that does... You fire him for that?

Absolutely. I get what you're saying.

You're saying the government can't do- I just don't want the government involved in that process.

I agree with that.

For me, it's like, again, to me, that's a true capitalist society. You should be able to do whatever the fuck you want to do with your business. The government shouldn't be telling you what to do with it. That's the line that I'm like, okay, we can really... It can very quickly cross over. We've already seen it.

Yeah, well, I mean, look, dude, there's repercussions to everything. The reason this is happening is because they did it first. Right. So dude, you're going to poke the bear. You're going to poke, poke, poke, poke. Eventually, it's going to swipe your fucking head off. And that's what's happening here. And I really don't feel bad about it. I'm like, well, I mean, how many times did we get fucked with? How many people have we had to arrest? How many fucking stalkers have we had? How many fucking harassment people have we had? Bro, these people have been running free for so long with No fucking fear. For us to ever move forward, they're going to have to fucking understand. They're going to understand there's got to be a boundary, and that boundary has to be set with fucking force. So maybe they'll learn and shut the fuck up. But I don't think that's going to be the case. I think these people are totally indoctrinated. I think there's millions of people that fucking legitimately wish that all Conservatives and regular Americans were fucking dead. That's what I've seen on the internet, dude.

No, I've seen the same thing.

And I think-Not just bot comments. I'm talking about real people. Videos.

Yes, real people. And that's the thing. It's like, to your point earlier about even the celebrities doing the podcast shit. The problem now is that you have people like Jimmy Kimmel who, again, he was popular by force. He was not popular by- Bro, listen.

Is there anybody- He's not even fucking funny. Okay, that's what I was going to say. Yeah, he's not funny. Is there anybody, legitimately, that's ever fucking laughed at a single thing that he's ever done? Yeah, no. It's boomer comedy for people that are 70 plus. The shit's not funny. It's never been funny. Who's that other guy? Cobert? Yeah, not funny. That guy's not fucking funny. No. And these motherfuckers were out there in their vaccine outfits, telling people to take this shit.

Doing fucking broadly.

They were fucking threatening to arrest us if we didn't wear a mask. They were telling us we're going to jail. They threatened to find me $700,000 per employee if I didn't force them to take this shit. Dude, listen, you cannot fucking fuck with people when the people are powerful, and they're more powerful than you. The biggest misjudgment that's been made here is that these fucking clowns have been built up to think they're fucking invincible because their whole life, they've been told they're special, or they win because they showed up, or because they fucking make their hair pink and do all this crazy shit, and people are like, Oh, you're so beautiful. The world lied to you. The people who say that are manipulating you. They want you to be that to serve their fucking shit. If you look back and read a fucking book that's been going on for 100 something years, they're useful idiots. The average IQ in this country at this point is under 100. Hundred is supposed to be the baseline of average. Up to 40% of men under the age of 30 are fucking virgins. All right? So think about the culture that we've created in this country over the last 15 fucking years.

That guy who's 30 years old, when he was 15, think about what he's been being told. These motherfuckers were all lied to, and they're pissed at the wrong people. They're pissed at all the people who had good influences around them or whatever that were at least smart enough to say, No, I'm going to work out and eat right and make a bunch of fucking money and not be weird. Yeah, right. They're mad at those people because those people chose the path, the right path, and they chose the wrong one. Bro, I'm sorry, but the people that you trusted, your parents, your teachers, the government, your activists, the people that you believe in, they lie. They lie to you, bro. They lie to you. It's not us, the Conservatives or the middle people or the pro-freedom people. I'm not even a fucking conservative. I'm a pro-freedom, okay? Which is why I have such a difficult problem processing this actual thing.

The whole thing, yeah.

Yeah, because I do fucking understand that it's a violation. But how do you teach them How do you get them to stop doing what they were doing to other people without making them feel what they were doing? Yeah, 100%. It's a very hard thing to talk about. Personally, my personal opinion, how I feel I feel emotionally about it, not logically, emotionally, is like, I'm like, Yeah, fuck them. Fucking get what they deserve. I get that. But my logical brain says, Fuck. If we don't have a responsible party at the top, this could get very bad. But at the same time, like I said, those people won't fucking piss on us if we were on fucking fire.

Not only that, how much worse can it get?

Yeah, but so why the fuck should people stand up for that? They've put the other people in such a corner that eventually people are like, Fuck you.

I think, too, it's the other piece of this, man, like we were saying, they're exposing themselves.

I'm conflicted on it, I guess, is what I'm saying.

No, I'm not. Like I said, I just want the government to stay out of it. Outside of that, whatever the fuck you want to do. Because here's the other piece with this Jimmy Kimmel shit. They also gave him an opportunity. They'll let them back on air if he does a public apology and makes a donation, a turning point. The dude makes a decent amount of money. He's all right. He declined that. They're showing themselves. But again, I don't know if this was so much of an FCC government push. Again, Brandon Carr spoke on it himself. I think it's what I said. But there was also some money. There's money issues. Again, Jimmy Kimmel wasn't fucking doing right. And apparently, there was a big deal, like a business deal, merger-type deal going on, that was valued at $6. 2 billion. That allegedly this was threatening.

Yeah, of course.

You know what I'm saying?

So it's like- So whoever's trying to buy the company probably told them, Hey, get rid of that motherfucker. We're not doing the deal.

Exactly. Again, that's a capitalist aside.

That's freedom. Bro, that is a normal procedure of acquiring a company. If a company thinks that its current leadership is any liability or something they're doing, they will say to you, We will not buy the company unless you do that. It sounds like what this says here, it says, Jimmy Kimmel's comments on the murder of conservative activist Charlie Kirk weren't just noxiously offensive and seemingly misleading. They weren't seemingly, they were misleading. Their timing was also incredibly bad. They threatened to derail Necstar's $6. 2 billion takeover of rival broadcaster Tegna Telecom. Insiders tell on the money. Look, Dude, yeah, I mean, there's that, too. There's poor ratings. There's distasteful comments. It's off-putting to the majority of humans, not just Americans. That's why there's vigils going on globally for this man, Charlie Kirk. I mean, real talk, dude. To sit there and try to fucking bag on Charlie Kirk after he just got his neck shot out on fucking national TV. How symbolic is that, bro? Listen, you're a fucking piece of shit. Piece of shit. I'm going to be real, dude. All these people crying about their jobs and shit. I fucking think it's funny. I think it's funny.

Now, what does it mean for America? I don't know. But right now, I'm laughing. That's what it is. We'll cross that bridge. By the way, and that's coming from two dudes who have faced the fucking beast of cancel culture, probably as much as anybody over the last five, six years. So stand up to it if you don't like it. But I'll tell you what, people aren't going to tolerate you're all shit in person anymore. I see these people trying to desecrate these vigils and shit. They're getting their fucking asses beat, which is what should happen. There's not a single situation that an American man should let one of these little twerks derps, fuck with us ever again. It should never happen again. Because they have learned that our tolerance has basically no limit. For them to stop stepping on our fucking toes, you're going to have to stomp on their fucking throat for a minute. They have to know it. Then when they're breathing hard and they're like, I'm done. I'm done. I swear. I was just fucking around. Then you can maybe talk to them. But right now, they're in that foot on the throat phase, and they got to learn.

Yeah. Dude, I was thinking moreIt's either that, bro, or they'll end up getting killed.

Yeah.

Because the people aren't going to take this. No. All right?

No.

And they're not equipped to fight that battle. No. These are fucking dorks. They don't know how to... This group up there in Salt Lake City, Like the arm train. Dude, look, bring it, bitch. You know what I'm saying? Nobody's scared of you fuckers. And by the way, I would be very careful if I were them. If I were one of them, I'd be very fucking… I would get quiet, I would shut the fuck up, and I would try to live my life, and people will leave you alone. That's the thing. You were being left alone. You were being left alone. Dude. Wasn't good enough, bro, because they don't want to be left alone. No.

I was thinking more on the trolley situation, too, man. Just like how symbolic it actually was. The guy that was for free speech, getting shot in the fucking throat.

Oh, no, I know. Yeah. I know.

Dude.

It's still surreal, honestly. Yeah. You want to remember how much tolerance you should give these people? Go watch Charlie Kirk's video, the up-close one, about 10 times in a fucking row. Then go watch all of the videos of all the press saying all this fucking hateful, crazy shit about violence and Nazis and this and that and this. Then go watch the people laughing about him getting his throat shot out. Then you will realize that you should have no fucking any remorse for any of these people because I fucking don't. No. I fucking don't. Now, I recognize that there may be issues with the country moving forward, but I don't have any fucking remorse for these people.

We'll cross the Delaware when we got to.

If you fucking celebrate a man who has two kids, who's doing the best he can for this country and giving you an opportunity to argue with them and make your case space, which you all can't fucking do because none of your shit's based in reality, and you're celebrating this motherfucker getting killed like that, fuck you. You don't belong in America, period. We talk about this free speech shit, and everybody can do whatever they want. They've taken that beyond fucking what is reasonable. Then Pam Bondi comes out on TV, which makes it even worse. There's hate speech, and then there's free speech. There's no fucking hate speech. To all you young motherfuckers, that's a new term. That's like a last-That's post 2000.

Yes.

No. Maybe even 2010. It's like 2015. Fucking hate speech isn't a real thing. No. That's called you being a bitch. Before that, people just said whatever the fuck they wanted. If you didn't want to hang around him or be around them, you didn't.

That's it. If you really didn't like it, then you just handled it yourself.

Yeah, that's right. But this fucking hate speech, Oh, you're spewing a hate speech. What are you fucking talking about, bro? You mean I'm saying things that you don't like and can't counteract with an argument?

Yeah. You call it hate speech, I say comedy.

You call it hate speech, I call it fucking facts. It's not hateful, bro. Facts can't be hateful. It's just real shit. Bro, how can a fact be How can math be hateful?

It can't.

How can math be hateful?

Well, math can be racist.

No, it can't. That's their lie. But I'm just saying it can't. Facts are facts. Math is math.

Feelings are feelings.

Feelings are feelings, and reality is reality. And these people don't live in it.

No, that's real, man. That's real. Guys, jump down in this conversation right now in the comments. Let us know what you guys have to say. How are you guys doing? Still hanging in there.

Chat's rolling. The best part of these motherfuckers is that they are being exposed.

Yeah, bro.

And they're also realizing that they don't have the fucking power they thought they did, or the Fame, or the backing. Jimmy Kimmel, nobody gives a fuck about you. They never have, by the way. That's why your show sucks. That's why there's 10,000 better shows that people watch on fucking YouTube that kick your ass. Fucking suck your own dick or something, bro. Get the fuck out of here. Fucking weirdo.

Yeah, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys I think with that being said, let's go crew some of these comments, Andy. You already brought it up, but love Igner TV. Okay. Lovinger. First Worm Energy has officially been stocked in my 711 near me.

I'm hyped. Fucking right, bro. Hell, yeah. Bro, it is really cool for me. I think I talked about this on the last show. It's really cool for me to have those drinks in 7-Eleven, dude.

That's pretty cool.

7-eleven played a big part of my childhood. Can I sell this in the store? Yeah, the big golpes. When my mom and dad got divorced, we were very young. For a long time, my dad lived down by Ted Drew's, down South City. We would spend a lot of time down there at my aunt Celeste. He lived with his sister, my aunt Celeste. Down the street, there was a fucking 7-Eleven. Bro, that was like the thing, bro. We ride our little bikes down there to 7-Eleven. That's how me and Sal were so fat. We were eating fucking Big Bites and Slurpey's and fucking Doritos all the time.

Sal was fat, too?

Oh, my God. Sal was fatter than me when we were kids. Really? Yeah. No shit. He might argue that, but it's fine. He went through a phase where he was short and fat. He was like a little ball.

That's the worst.

Yeah, but he got fast, man, because when I went to kick his ass, he'd fucking run. That's how he got fat.

He's admitted that to me. That's how he got so fast. He told you that? Yeah, he was running from you. It's true. Yeah.

Yeah, it's down there. I was just down there today. No, it's not South Grand. It's off Chippewa.

Chippewa, Hampton, down up in there.

It's a Chippewa and Jamieson. Yeah.

Yeah, man.

I was just down there today. I was like, Fuck that truth. Yeah.

Yeah, that's sweet, man. Yeah, we're there. This next comment from Steven.

Please make it a point to go in there and check it out and get one for us.

Thank you, local. Tag me, Shayan.

Are we doing any discounts on 7Eleven soon?

We're working the deal with Form Energy. That's right. We have a meeting coming up.

You guys don't know that we have I feel like one of the executives of 7Eleven, the founders of 711 as a co-host of the show.

We are selling so many form energies. I had to set up a computer right here just to show the record. It's tracking it? Yeah, tracking it.

Cool. Real-time data? Yeah, exactly. We call it the war room.

It is right. That's right. That's also the same computer they launched their lunar lander.

Yeah, man. That's the same computer. Zeeshon made that himself last night.

Yeah. All right, man. Next comment. We got Steven Lloyd, 23, says, This guy has a wicked tongue. That's right. He's the Daddy.

That's right.

I don't know if that's a good thing.

How he meant it. I don't know. It doesn't matter. It's true.

That's right. Yeah.

Okay, moving on.

This next one is from Dutcherism.

Dutcher-ism.

Dutcher-ism. I made a girl laugh and took my pants off as instructed by Andy, but she kept laughing. Is this normal or did I miss a step?

No, bro, keep doing it. She's wrong. Fuck that bitch.

No, colonel. It's your fault.

What is that? A popcorn shrimp? That number two of pop-ups.

That's right.

Fuck, dude. That's some funny shit.

Somebody in the chat is saying, Get some of a Zenpick.

Hey, motherfucker, here's how it is. Here's It's how it is. You know what? You got to practice. That's what reps. It's reps.

Reps, that's it.

Keep doing it. Don't do it to random girls.

I don't care if we're going to be in jail. Yeah. All right, last one from Lynn.

By the way, that's how you get out of the friend zone for all you guys.

That's it.

I'm here to be friends. I'm here to fuck.

Our last one is from nick Loundino. Lound, nick says, Man, when I saw DJ bring out that flower, I almost fell off the fucking treadmill at the gym.

What flower?

When we do that viral romance thing. You remember that? Mead stick in the flower?

Hey, can you video Hey, what are these attempts?

That's right. That's right.

Put you on the show.

Submit that at askandy@dandyfricella. Com.

That's right. Guys, we're out your shrimp, though.

Yeah. Guys, we appreciate you for being real-ass fans. We do. Yeah, thanks. We do.

We love you guys. For real. Because I don't even know why anybody listens to us.

I love it, man. Let's keep the crews cruising. Somebody said we got to check in with the chat real quick. Hold on. What's the chat saying? What are they saying?

Bubble gum.

You guys laughing makes me laugh harder than the jokes.

Yeah, that's right. Dj snorts to Viagra in the morning just to be the hardest worker.

Oh, man. Oh, God. Our chat is wild.

Yeah, it's the best one ever, dude.

Wild. All right. Well, we got to keep cruising, guys. We got headline number two. Let's keep Cruise Cruising. Headline number 2.

Let's just stop and appreciate the artwork that Madat puts together for the show.

I didn't do this one.

Yes, you did. That's a Madat. This is a Z-shot.

Yeah, Z is better.

Let's just take a minute and appreciate the amazing talents that we have on the show. Moment of silence for the talent, please. Silence.

All right.

Now, when you fuckers hang this back up.

I feel like, dude, looking at this, I want to get a horse now.

They make horses big enough for you? Yeah. I don't. I don't want a horse.

I usually am the horse. You know what I'm saying?

Anyway, what's topic number two?

Yeah, let's get into it, man. Handline number two. Over the last couple of days, we got a little update on the FBI. By the way, Bayly started. His first day was back on Monday. Was it? Yeah. I need to hit him up, see how it's going.

I can't wait for these heads to start coming off. Yeah, bro.

We'll talk about it after the show. But yeah, so Cash Patel, director of the FBI, he's been in some Senate hearings and some Congressional oversight hearings on Capitol Hill, and he doubles down on his handling of the Epstein files and the Heated Hill testimony. So-wrong move. Yeah, terrible. However, I think there's some wordplay. You know how those lawyers are? We'll dive into it, okay? But Cash Patel's Epstein files problem is not going away. This is a political article, by the way. But over two days of hearings, Democrats hammered the FBI director, who once advocated for the wholesale release of the files connected to a convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, over the Bureau's reluctance to release the full trope. They also accused Patel of seeking to protect President Donald Trump from potentially embarrassing references in the files, of giving short strife to Epstein victims and of refusing to follow all investigative leads. There was one... He got posed. Let's just watch a couple of these clips. Let's check this first one.

You've seen most of the files. Who, if anyone, did Epstein traffic these young women to besides himself? Himself. There is no credible information. None. If there were, I would bring the case yesterday that he trafficked to other individuals. The information we have, again, is limited.

So the answer is no one?

For the information that we have. In the files? In the case file.

Okay. You hear the wordplay that I'm hearing?

What do you think he said?

From what I've seen-No, what do you think he said? We have.

What he said right there was, they're not giving me all the information on purpose.

Well, I took it as like, when he says we, he's saying what the US has, which leads me to the foreign intelligence play into it. What they have, what we have, you know what I'm saying?

We're saying the same thing. Yeah. He's not getting all the information. That's what he said.

For information that I read, because it was just too much He just put too much on the we part. It just threw me off.

No, that's exactly what he said. Okay. All right. He said, What he said right there was very clearly, I believe there's a lot more. I don't have all the information. I have to answer truthfully right now because I don't have all… He can't sit there and say, Bro, listen, these motherfuckers, this is under duress. Do you really think that there isn't some huge threat happening right No, it's massive. With Trump or the country or his, Patel. These dudes are being fucking threatened with something much bigger than an assassination. He cannot get up there and say, Oh, well, Mossad has all the rest of the information. He won't give it to us. That's not the fuck he can say. If he says any more than that, bro, it could get people killed. People get so mad when you say this, but it's the fucking truth. There's a chess game going on here. If you're being threatened and people are going to die by the fucking thousands or tens of thousands or potentially millions, you're going to stand in front of the camera and say, No, that's not going on.

The information we Until you're in a position to fucking cut it off.

Dude, I don't think they're in that position currently. No.

That was Senator Kennedy. Now, there was also another interesting This is a interesting debate. It got a little heated between Cash Patel and Mr. Schiff, Pencilneck Schiff. Have you seen that one online? No. Oh, it's great. Let's check this out.

Let me ask you, who are those cabinet members that Juzaine Maxwell, Juzaine Maxwell, was referring to that were part of this cast of characters associated with Mr. Epstein. Who are they? The Deputy Attorney General took the aggressive step that no one else did and interviewed Ms. Maxwell for two days, and we released the entirety of that transcript. Who are the cabinet members? I do not have that transcript in front of me. You're picking it piecemeal. The American public can read the entirety of that. Let me ask you one last question, because you clearly won't tell us cabinet members associated with Mr. Epstein. Let me ask you one last question, and that is, right after she gives this testimony in front of an FBI agent, among others, she's transferred to a minimum security prison not suitable for a sex offender like herself. Who made that decision and why? The Bureau of Prisons. The Bureau of Decisions made it-Prisons. The Bureau of Prisons decided on their own without any consultation with Blanche or anyone else, that they were going to suddenly, after this interview, completely unrelated to this interview, completely unrelated to anything she said, move her to a prison not suitable for a sex offender.

You want the American people to believe that? Do you think they're stupid? No, I think the American people believe the truth, that I'm not in the weeds on the everyday movements of inmates. Oh, you're not in the weeds? What I am doing is protecting this country, providing historic reform and combating the weaponization of intelligence by the likes of you. We have countless proven you to be a liar in Russia gate in January sixth. You are the biggest fraud to ever sit in the United States Senate. You are a disgrace to this institution and an utter coward. I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised that you continue to lie from your perch and put on a show so you can go raise money for your charade. You are a political buffoon at best. Well, you can take an internet- Take it to the bank that the FBI is protecting this country and the state of citizens of the California. We are being That's an Internet point of order. But all you care about is a child sex predator that was prosecuted by a prior administration, and the Obama Justice Department and the Biden Justice Department did squat.

And what did President Trump do? Bring new charges courageously. And what have we done? You said I'm the most transparent FBI director in history. 33,000 pages of information to you. I challenge you to say anything credibly to the truth. Go ahead and run to the cameras where you want to go now.

Be quiet.

Now, by the way, that was real audio. Obviously, AI overlay on the video, but they were going at it pretty hard. Now, would you catch something in the beginning of that?

Yeah, he said, I'm defending a America. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. I am trying to protect America, which goes along with what I said earlier.

Yeah.

We'll see. Dude, I see this so much different than most people see it. I think these motherfuckers being walked into a trap, dude. Like, the left. Like, bro, you got fucking- You got these fucking people that have never said shit on this.

What's his juicebag's name?

Schiff. Schiff. Fucking dickface. You got congressman Dickface, who's cash is right. He's lied about everything. Bro, this guy is the epitome of a corrupt piece of shit. You got this guy fucking begging for the Epstein files. It's just like such a... They wouldn't even acknowledge that it was real.

They wouldn't even say shit for decades.

A year ago, they would have said, This is a conspiracy theory to get us, and we Now, they're begging for the shit to come out because they think it's going to get Trump. It's not going to get Trump. The people who have been in those set, look, dude, it is widely known that Trump's the dude that fucking worked with the FBI to fucking get him arrained in the first place. Dude, listen, man, the average IQ in this country is under 100. Most people haven't read a book since they graduated high school, and that's who we're arguing with. That's what we're arguing with. We're arguing with people who see a fucking clip from Jimmy Kimmel and then think that's the truth. You see what I'm saying? Absolutely. They see Jimmy Kimmel and they say, Oh, Well, he must be MAGA because Jimmy Kimmel says so. In their minds, they're like, There's no way that he could just make up a lie and say it on TV. That is what we're fighting here. We're fighting this mentality that low IQ people can't fucking understand that the comedians, the actors, the mainstream news, all of these people, none of them are held into account for the facts, ever.

Obama signed a rule back in 2012, I forget what the fuck it's called, you can look it up, about propaganda being legal again. Like, dude, listen, man, I've talked to enough stuff, older people. You know what they always say? They always say the same shit. How can they say that on TV if that's not true? Their fundamental belief system is based on the idea, which I agree with, by the way, that what comes out of a motherfucker's mouth on the TV, on the news has to be true.

There's a reasonable expectation.

But it's not true. That's the point. We live in a state-run media. There's billions of dollars that are fucking contributed to the media to put out a That's the message that the government dictates. That is no different than North Korea, bro.

China. Now, things did- So like, dude, think about that.

Your grandma, whatever, right? She's 70 years old. She says some shit, and you're like, What are you talking about? She's like, I saw it on TV. And then you are like, Well, that's not true. In her mind, you're an idiot.

Yeah, right. Well, yeah, the vaccine is safe and effective because Steven Colbert dressed up as a fucking-Exactly. Yeah. No, it's sickening, man. Now, there has been some other updates that have come out that I thought were pretty newsworthy. Did you see that Trump designated Antifa a major terrorist organization?

I did.

What's your take on that?

They should have been eradicated probably four or five years ago completely out of this country. That's my take.

Yeah, he designated them a major terrorist organization, and he did it through a truth, true Trump fashion. But this was his truth that he put out. He says, I am pleased to inform our many USA patriots that I am designating Antifa a sick, dangerous, radical left disaster as a major terrorist organization. I will also be strongly recommending that those funding Antifa be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices. Thank you for your attention.

What are you talking about, investigate it, bro? We all know who funds them.

Well, it's funny you say that, right? Now, a little tie in to the Charlie Kirk situation, and you actually mentioned it, that group in Salt Lake City, the armed LGBT, HDTV shit. But there was links between the killer and that armed group that he was a part of, and BLM and Antifa. There's a direct link there. In fact, this is the same money.

Let me guess. Is it who I think it is?

Well, it's funny because, again, it shouldn't be that hard to track it. It's very easy. They tell us exactly what they do. They tell us exactly what they do. Open Society Foundations announced $220 million for building power in Black communities. Yeah, $220 million that went to multiple BLM conglomerates and organizations. Antifa being one of those subsidiaries that gets funneled all of this money, right? When we see these protests, we wonder how these U-haul trucks show up with pallets of bricks and drops. Somebody's paying for that.

Those dudes should be executed. Listen, there are five, six people in this country who are funding all of this shit. It's dividing. Those people should be fucking hung. Dude, we all know who the fuck they are, too.

Well, and the problem is, not even a problem, but, and I've said this multiple times, what really should infuriate you is when you see that denomination there, 220 million. That's not George That's our money. That was part of that 1% that people, Oh, it's just 1% of USAID. It's just 1%.

People still aren't understanding that.

That's our fucking money.

Explain why.

That's our fucking money. Our tax dollars goes to the federal government and gets dispersed through USAID to all of these NGOs that nobody's ever heard of, all of these activists rising tensions and helping to bring DEI or whatever, or Open Society Foundations, our tax dollars gets funneled to these organizations, to these big conglomerates, and then they funnel it even further.

So they use our own money to attack us.

To attack us.

That's right.

In the riots that we see, that was our money that was used to burn down the fucking country during George Ford riots. That's our money that's being used to push all the divisive shit. It's our money that's being used to literally fuck us. Correct. To fuck us. But they call it some nice sounding name. Slap a couple of fucking pink hair, blue-eyed, fucking whatever.

I don't think these people are going to last very much longer in the country, meaning the people funding these things. No.

I I don't-What are the people that are fucking part of it, bro?

Yeah, but the people that are part of it go away the minute the funding stops. The people funding this, I believe, are going... If they are not held into account by the government, I believe there will be people that will hold them into account. The environment is getting to that point.

100%. We're not taking their shit no more. Right now, at the time of recording, apparently, there's a big riot going on up in Chicago. It's not big. We're talking less than 100 people from the videos that I've seen. But a Chicago area mayor says, federal agents tear gas to him at a protest outside an ICE facility. Good. Great. I have no problem with that. But then there was another person. Her name is Kat Abugazla. She's a former journalist. She's also running for Congress. She got fucking put on her ass by an ICE agent for, quote, unquote, peacefully protesting. If you let her tell it.

We got a video of that?

Oh, hell, yeah.

We got a video of it. I guarantee you she did some fucking stupid-ass shit that you're not supposed to do and got fucking handed the repercussions. Want to bet?

I don't want to bet you. I got the video. Let's check it out. Here it is. Dude, you know that suck because she got no hands.

Dude, this whole thing that they do. Like, dude, these fucking People are like the epitome of a three-year-old child that does this. They take their fucking finger and they go like this right in your fucking face. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. Don't touch me. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.

Here's the thing. It's like she's running for Congress. Again, you take one look at her platform and her issues that she stands for. She's a fucking Communist. She's a Communist. Her whole thing is fucking- Can't tolerate Communists, bro. And communism, bro. That's what she's running on. She wants more immigration.

You cannot tolerate those people here. They will not tolerate you. No. By the way, click back. I'm sure she's very fucking smart.

She looks it. No, very smart. She does not believe we should have any mass deportations. No internment camp. Then leave.

Go somewhere else. Go live with the people you want to bring here. That's why... How many people have you brought in your own? If you have such a bleeding heart, and you're such a good person, and you're so empathetic to the poor, then go live with them. Go fucking live with them.

I bet you won't.

I bet they won't either. They never do.

I bet she won't.

Yeah, well, it's nice to see that the police and people are not fucking taking any shit anymore. No. I thoroughly enjoy. I I thoroughly enjoy watching the police do what police do. When they do what they're supposed to do, I just leave it at that. It makes me happy. Yeah.

We call it good customer service. That's right.

That's what it is. I like great customer service from the police to the criminals. That's right. It makes me warm and fuzzy. That's why Casa is such a great show.

If you want to be warm and fuzzy, you guys can pre-order these sweaters right now. How about that plug?

That's pretty good. How about that? That's a pretty good plug. Yeah. You're fucking learning..

Com.

That's right.

Andy Frishella. Com. You could be warm and fuzzy, too.

It'll be like getting a hug from DJ.

Somebody's trying to say, Hey, let's fucking go, DJ. That was good. Yeah, that was good.

That was good.

Guys, jump down in this conversation. That was smooth.

It was smooth. It was smooth until you said, How about that? I get it, dude. It's like when you hit your first home run or something and you just go crazy. But you got to act like you did it before. I've been here before. That's right. But it's okay. They said DJ knows plugs because he's got butt plugs.

That's not what they said, bro.

That's what said DJ Nose Plug, butt plugs.

You just typed it. I just saw you type that.

Oh, I typed it on my magic keyboard. I use my fucking Neuralink. That's what it was. Yeah, I sent it to Zee Sean, he typed it up there. Yeah.

Yeah. All right.

Yeah, DJ pulls them. You got that string with the handle on it.

It's like the first time.

It's like starting a lawnmower.

This is what I said. It's like the first time DJ had sex, could not tell someone.

That's actually true. I remember the first time I did it. I couldn't believe it.

I remember the first time I did it. I fucked up, though.

Oh, yeah, it was terrible. Fucking terrible. I didn't even know what the fuck I was doing.

Icy hot condoms.

What?

Yeah.

What are you talking about?

I used that fire and ice condom. It's terrible.

That's a real thing?

Oh, fuck, yeah. They didn't have Magnums.

You didn't have Magnums.

Straight to jail. Yeah.

I thought I got the clap or something. I thought I was I never believed in comments. The fuck did you do to me? Yeah, they thought you had to clap, bro.

I thought I did, bro.

I know.

I'm just burning, man.

What the fuck, man? You thought you got an STD before you had sex.

That's what I'm saying, bro. What the fuck, bro?

You didn't know it took a day or two. Then you really had it.

Yeah, I was pissed. Guys, let us know down in the comments, man, what you guys think. Without being said, we got third and final headline.

I wish I could tell all my stories on the show. I do, too. Yeah, but I can't. Maybe one day. Maybe. Maybe. I'm going to be so old, I'll fucking forget them. I didn't even remember that shit from the last show.

What?

The rose thing.

Oh, yeah. I'll make you remember.

That was super gay.

It wasn't gay until you said it was gay.

That's usually how I go. I am the ultimate judge on gayness.

Oh, bro. Wait, hold on, man. I had a fucking... Oh, I I got to tell this. We got time. I got to tell this, bro. We got plenty of time. Amir Odom, bro. What about him? So, dude, I saw this fucking- Is he sending you a dick pic? No, bro. Did he ask you for one? No, Andy, listen. I'm actually legitimately traumatized right now. By Amir? Bro, listen. Come on. Listen, bro. There was a reel I saw on Instagram.

By the way, did you see his Charlie Kirk video? It was really good.

Was it?

Really good. Like, really good. Millions and millions of people.

I unfollowed him after this interaction. So there was a reel. I was watching. It was basically a little skit this guy did. His girlfriend brought over her gay best friend. She's like, Oh, meet my boyfriend. The girl steps out the room and the gay dude is like, I got you all ass fool. She ain't ever going to believe you. I'm here for her. It was a fucking skit about a gay guy not being gay, pretending, right? Yeah, it's true. I sent that to him. I sent that to Amir.

Bro, you never trust a girl's gay friend.

No, bro.

Listen, I'm- He's seeing more titties than you, bro.

I'm over it, bro. Listen, I'm over it. I sent that to him. I said... Because he went on a date with my wife.

He actually is friends with your wife. Listen, they are friends.

They went to fucking college together. They're good friends.

They went to dinner last time he was here. Now you know why. They went to dinner. He's in here throwing up all them lies, bro. I don't like the kid. That's gross.

Listen, bro, I sent him that real. I'm going to send the real to you.

It's fucking funny. Yeah, he probably sat back like, Ha, ha, ha.

I got you, bitch. I said, No more dates with my wife, nigga. I see right through you. Okay? He said, Yo, that was a fucking movie. That's amazing. I mean, her profile picture is the one that I took. So I got to laugh in the face. He's funny. But then he says, Hold time. I'm plotting on you, not her. Wait, bro. I'm on the screen.

He's waiting for the big bear to go to sleep. Listen. He's waiting for Alex to go to sleep so he can get a little Big Bear.

I was terrified. Absolutely fucking terrified. Okay.

Amir.

Bro, listen.

That motherfucker's funny as fuck.

Here it is right here. I got to pull it up for the chat.

Now, if you put his text, he's going to put the ones up there that said you like it.

Said, Hold time, I'm plotting on you. And then since me...

That's going to be me, you and Alex.

Never know my next move, bro. No hobo. Oh, bro. I said, Oh, hell, no. I said, Oh, hell, no. And Chill. That's what I told him.

Bro, that motherfucker's funny as fuck, dude.

Amir is funny, man.

I want to have him in the show more.

Well, we should.

Bro, he's fucking hilarious. And he knows his shit. He's got the data down.

He's smart. He's a black guy that loves the data.

Yeah.

Yeah. But, yeah, so let's get back to our show, guys.

So did you guys take a bath? Not yet.

I can't even give you my mad Blackface right now.

I know. Because you like the bath so much.

Guys, headlump number three. Third and Final one, speaking about dudes. A little update. Bridget McCrone to present scientific and photographic evidence to US court proving she's a woman.

This is where AI comes in.

Okay, I just want to know, is it pictures of a clamshell?

Wouldn't it have to be? What else could you proof- See? I don't even know if that's proof because it could be someone else's.

It could be anybody's, bro. It could be anybody's clamshell. Right.

It could be Captain D's clamshale. It could be Long John Silver's.

Yeah, man. Let's dive into this a little bit, all right? Because there's a little bit here. French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife Brigitte will present photographic and scientific evidence to a US court to prove the French first lady is in fact one man.

The only way you'd be willing to send a picture of your clams shell is if it wasn't your clams shell.

It ain't your clams shell. That's right. I say it has to be like, okay, if she offered Candice, okay, listen, I'll take you to a room, just me and you. Let you see it. You know what I'm saying? No pictures, but you know what I'm saying? Would you accept that?

Maybe she's got one of them long ones. You know what I'm saying?

Like an Arby's number three? Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. Like a king roast beef. Lion's Choice. But you know how the king rib is long? What? Maybe she's Some girls have them long ones. I mean, I don't know. But I'm just saying. I see it on the internet one time.

Oh, shit.

She got She got a long cloner.

Well, listen, so they're going at it. Now, the attorney did not elaborate on exactly what the pictures would be beyond that it would include pictures of Brigitte now, when she was 72, and allegedly, a photo of her when she was pregnant with her kids.

Oh, so it's not clams.

Not Clamshell. But again, you elaborate on all of them. But the French power couple is ready to demonstrate, both generically and specifically, that the allegations are false, Claire stated firmly, quote, It's incredibly upsetting to think that you have to go and subject yourself to put this type of proof forward. Is it really that upsetting to post a picture of you pregnant? I don't know. Now, Candice Owens It's absurd that it's a conversation.

Yeah, right. I mean, that's the absurdity of it. Look, dude, if you really were a woman, you would come out and be like, This bitch is fucking crazy. What the fuck is she I'm not even talking about?

Well, so Candice, just a couple of... September eighth is when this was dated. She put out a Becoming Brigitte number 2, I believe. She has two of these. She went live on September eighth talking about this. Now, when this article came out, Candice Owens also had this to say. Candice Owens says, This is verifiably false. She isn't suing me for saying she's a man. She has never sued anyone ever for saying she's a dude because she is one. Now, throughout this entire time, we've covered this topic a few times. We never really got to hear from Brigitte's perspective. Well, here's a video. She actually went on a French news station. I'm going to translate for you, but this is the conversation. Here's a clip. Bro.

I got a fucking nose with his laughing so much.

Oh, shit. That was pretty fucking funny. That was pretty fucking funny. Sorry, guys. Chad is requesting you to play it again. They want to hear it again? Okay, one more time. Here we go. Come on, man. Oh, shit. Oh, man. Oh, man. That was good. Yeah, that was. That was pretty good.

How long you think about That's right.

No, man, listen, they're set. They're going. We'll see. I don't know. Like I said, I've seen enough from Candice to know that she doesn't... She's a very intelligent, very eloquent woman. I met her in person. We met her in person. She's awesome.

She's very fucking cool in person. Very cool.

Yeah. Listen, I've watched-Look, man, a lot of people don't like her.

I like her. I like her.

I like her.

Her book, I admire her bravery, too.

She's brilliant. I think she's done a lot to move the country forward.

Her speech she gave here was amazing. Amazing.

I followed a lot of her content. I've never once really seen her. She doesn't go out on a whim. She doesn't put herself out there as an expert on topics. But more importantly, she doesn't go out there if she doesn't truly, firmly believe it is true.

Where's she been wrong?

That's my point.

Where's she been factually wrong? That's A lot of people will bring up Candice to me and they'll say, Well, she said this. I said, Well, was she wrong? Nobody could say anything.

Can't call her a lot.

Until she does something that's been shown to be completely wrong, you have to say, Well, Candice has a pretty good track record.

Yeah, right. Because there'll still be fucking a thousand to fucking zero. One. Throw up to chat. Chat what we got on this.

Now, I want to ask you something. Can you guys recall any time that she was wrong?

Factually wrong. Cool. Again, and what I like about it, too, bro.

This dude, Andrew M. Who the fuck is that guy? Kick that motherfucker out. I'm tired of his talking shit. You be talking shit the whole show, bitch. You wouldn't be talking that shit if you were sitting right here. The fuck out of here. You kick him out? Fuck that guy.

He was the one calling for their nipples.

Yeah, I get it. But clearly, he hasn't been fucking acknowledged, and he finally got it, and I don't think he liked it. That's right.

But no, he hasn't been wrong. She hasn't been wrong. And what I also love about Candice- Hey, I'm going to be real.

That's not going to start happening in the chat. You want to say something? Cool. You want to act like a fucking asshole the entire chat for an hour and 26 minutes? You can fuck off. Those are going to be the fucking rules, by the way.

But what I also admire about Candice, too, bro, is she always leaves it open. Like, Hey, if I am wrong, I own it. She's never had to, to my knowledge.

That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm asking the guys here, the guys and girls in here. What do you guys think? Paul Korn, you're always respectful. Korn sucker is always respectful, bro. Wait, what do you say? He said, Now I'm getting worried. But bro, everybody likes Paul. He doesn't come in here and act like an asshole. I mean, he does, but it's good. It's a respectful asshole.

We'll see about this, man. If this lawsuit is coming, they're getting prepared for it. I mean, let us in down the comments, guys, what you guys think, man. I don't know. I think Brigitte Big Mike have a lot in common. Both have been the first.

I don't think they've been the first. I think if you go back in history, there's been quite a few. I actually think this is more normal than we think it is.

Really? You mean like first ladies being men?

Waterwide. Yeah. Really? Yeah, you got to understand, bro. People never talk about this. The president or the king has the most power. Who has the second most power? They're right here. Okay. And up until fucking the last 100 years, they certainly didn't want women holding that power. So it made sense for them to have another power figure that dressed like a woman that was a man. That's been going on in history for fucking a thousand years, maybe even longer. That's why the king and the queen always had different lovers and shit. This whole idea of a The leader and the wife, being man and woman, isn't always historically the way it's been. Nobody thinks about that. They didn't respect women. They didn't allow women to vote. They didn't want women to have a place in society. But they understood that the queen or the first lady or whatever was the second most powerful person, and they wanted that to be a man.

Jeez. That's deep, bro.

Yeah, no one ever talks about it.

That's deep. Yeah, man, guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think about that, man. Let us know. With that being said, we have a final segment.

Yeah, and by the way, I'm just going to say this about the chat. I don't care if you disagree. I don't care. You guys put the chat up. I love you guys in here, bro. It's all good. You know what I'm saying? We're cool. But you start acting like a fuck. Don't think I'm not going to kick you the fuck out of here with the quickness. Okay? You guys fucking tell those motherfuckers. You guys regulate those motherfuckers. Fucking child in there. The joke is funny the first time. The second time. We're a fucking hour 30 in. He was so fixated on your nipples. Yeah, well, Yeah. Then he starts calling Candice a fucking faggot. Then he said it 10 times. It's like, Dude, all right. Well, then get fucked.

I agree.

Go fucking watch Jimmy Kimmel.

Well, guys, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck. This is where we bring in a topic, we talk about it, we vote on it.

By the way, don't let that motherfucker back in the chat. He's not able to. No, ever again.

No, he's not able to.

If you He got kicked out of the chat, you would never come back, bro.

No, he's not able to.

And by the way, that takes a lot for me to finally say, Hey, fuck off. I don't want people to be scared to fucking have a good time and joke around shit, but like, Come on, dude.

We have a thumbs up at Dumb as Fuck, guys. This is where we bring a topic in. We talk about it, we vote on it. It gets one of these two options. So with that being said, a thumbs up or Dumb as Fuck headline reads. Nfl Stadiums of the Future. Football fans left in awe at incredible redesigns for all 32 teams.

I think I saw this. You saw this? That AI thing? Yeah. Dude, it was cool.

It was pretty cool. It was pretty cool. So with the price of professional sports stadiums and a seemingly endless climb to the top. One TikTok user let the power of AI show how much further the envelope could be pushed. At Trendian's Vault, plugged in all 32 NFL teams to see how ludicrous their stadiums could look. Each design took heavy influence from the names of each team, first and foremost, with some relation to the area they were also in, was also considered. Now, some of the designs led to some awkward interpretations in classes. Others were knocked right out of the park. Other designs, while opulent in appearance, might not be the most realistic options. Among the best designs included the Arizona Cardinal.

No, that one sucked. Really? Yeah, I saw it.

Featuring a giant cardinal and red sandstone rock formation. I thought it was actually pretty cool.

No, dude. The Ravens one was cool. Ravens is pretty cool. The Stealers was cool.

Yeah, they were pretty cool.

The Cardinal's one was like, What do we do here? Oh, we make a giant cardinal. Yeah.

Let's check the video out, man. Let's watch this clip.

Look at that. That's badass.

That's pretty sick.

Bro, I'd be scared to play there. This one's pretty sick. They got that going on down there. A little bit, yeah.

Just a little bit. They got the ship and the cannons.

Look at that. Yeah. That's fucking badass.

That's pretty sick. I imagine the Dallas Cowboys have a little bit more, I don't know, gay.

Yeah, I didn't like that.

I mean, that's not bad, dude. It's not bad.

Are there even Cardinals in the fucking desert like that? No.

No, there's not. San Francisco 49ers. Okay, Jacksonville is pretty cool.

That's the coolest thing about the Jacksonville Jaguars is their fake stadium. Yeah.

Miami Dolphins looks like an aquarium. All right. A little guy. Yeah, so that's eight of them. You guys can find the rest on the link. I saw this one picture I did like, though, about the Tampa Bay Bucaneers. I thought it would be pretty sick as if the whole stadium was a fucking shit.

Oh, that's pretty cool.

That's pretty fucking badass. Yeah, that's pretty fucking badass.

Yeah, I mean, look, dude, this is taking entertainment to the next level. These things make so much money, dude. There's no reason they shouldn't be starting to do some of this. I think it- It's way better than just giving it to the WNBA.

Bro, you know what their stadiums could be like?

Don't we have a special guest from the WNBA coming soon?

We do. Yeah, they'll be coming on very soon to talk with us.

I can't wait.

It's going to be really awesome.

Now, all jokes aside, I am very excited about her.

No, she's going to be sick. Yeah, she's going to be awesome. But yeah, she will be on very shortly.

Let's throw a chat up. I want to ask him something. Here we go. Don't fucking... Who do you think it Who do you guys think it is?

The white girl.

All right.

All right.

That's good. Good guesses.

Yeah, good guesses. It's good guesses.

I am very excited about that show.

No, it's going to be awesome.

I'm going to challenge-Oh, is that Seattle there? Yeah. That's pretty cool.

Again, it could be, bro. It'd be pretty sick if they I'm going to take some of these and redeveloped them, bro, because most of the stadiums just suck.

I mean, bro, if we're going to pay $20 for a motherfucking beer, I'd like to go to a cool stadium.

At least make the stadium cool. Yeah. Who does have the coolest stadium right now, I guess?

I don't know. I'll throw up the chat. Let's ask.

Who has the best- NFL.

I can tell you this, the best NFL experience is going to a Chief's tailgate and then a Chief's camp. It's so fucking wild, dude. It's so badass. I know everybody hates the fucking Chief's, but I'm telling you, dude, the tailgate and the game experience is fucking awesome.

Somebody said the Lambo field. Lambo field is pretty sick.

Lambo field would have to be cool. I've never been, but that would be cool.

Same. So That stadium is pretty sick.

The Raiders' new stadium is sweet, dude. I would like to see the Raiders start winning just because they got cool shit.

They got all the backing support that you need.

I love their branding, bro. I think they said, braided will get the Raiders going. I actually agree with that.

Is he coaching the Raiders now?

He owns part of it.

Oh, no shit. I didn't know that.

Yeah, dude, braided isn't going to put up with losing. No. Anything he does is going to fucking win. He's a winner.

That's a real man.

Wait, hold on. The guy had the rankings there.

All 30 NFL venues for best Lumenfield in Seattle was named the best NFL stadium in 2025.

Yeah, who voted?

What is Lumenfield? I don't even know what What is that?

It's probably their field.

According to the Lumenfield Stadium. Yeah, right. Oh, it's the Commanders. You mean the Redskins? Bro, that's what I'm saying. Bro, bring the Redskins names back, make their stadium a fucking TP, bro. You know what I'm saying? Bro, it'd be fucking sick. The whole fucking stadium is a TP, bro.

Call it the reservation. I'm not calling.

Yeah, man. It's sick, man. Well, guys, thumbs up for that, right, guys?

Bro, if it was called the reservation, you get three beers for one. What? Indians like to drink, bro. I'm not fucking hatin. It sounds like a party.

Facts are facts. That's right. Facts are facts. Yeah, man.

Well, guys- You get peyote up there? Where can I get my peyote? What? That sounds like a fucking party.

It does. Smokes are half off. That's right. Slop machines in the stadium.

Yes. It sounds fucking awesome.

All right. Now you guys are working it.

You guys are working. I'm becoming a Redskins fan by the second here. Look at this. If we were running the Redskins, look how fucking awesome it would be.

Yeah, bro. Yeah.

Maybe I'll buy the Redskins.

Buy the Redskins. Buy the Commanders. Turn them back into Redskins. Tp Stadium. Slop machines when you walk in.

Paotille.

And Paotille.

3 for 1 beers. That's right. Who's coming? Who's coming to the game? Everybody's coming, dude.

I'm with it, man.

We're going to have a fucking chant called the Scout. You know what I'm saying? We're going to scalp motherfuckers. What's wrong with that? That's badass. That's badass, bro.

I can do the Tomahawk throw.

Fuck, yeah. But real Tomahawks.

Real Tomahawks? Yeah. We'll do the balloon version of them. No.

Like, real ones. Real ones.

Got it. All right. Well, guys, Andy, until the half. Yeah.

All right, guys. We will see you next time. Don't be a hoe.

Shred the show. We're from sleepin' on the flow. Now my jury box froze. Fuck guys. We will see you next time. Don't be a ho. Shred Show.