Transcript of 935. Andy & DJ CTI: Legacy Media Avoiding Brutal Murder Of Ukrainian Woman, California Professor Indicted For Assaulting Fed Agent During Marijuana Farm Raid & Phillies Karen

What is up, guys? It's Andy Priscila, and this is the show for the real estate, The Bid of the Lies, the Fakeness and Delusions of Modern Society. And welcome to Motherfucking Reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI means. It means Cruise the Internet. We're going to put some stuff on the screen here. We're going to talk a lot of shit, and then we're going to talk about how we, the people, got to solve the problems that are going on in society. Let's just get into it, man. We got a fee. The fee is very simple. Share the show. Don't be a hoe.

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Yeah, that's it. All right. What's up? Hey. Nothing. Thirty-six seconds.

That's a new record for you, isn't it? Yeah.

It is.

What's going on, man? Nothing. Welcome to another episode of DJ laughing at his own jokes. Oh, shit. Oh, man. I'm sorry. I got to collect myself. I've been cooped up, man. That's all it is. I've been cooped up, bro. My first time out the house in a minute.

What's been going on there?

Not much, man. Everything's good, man. Everything's good, man.

How's the baby? Baby's good.

Still black.

Is she making a lot of noise and shit?

Oh, yeah.

She loud?

Yeah. She shits herself, bro.

Oh, okay.

I walked right into that one. I see what you did there. Yeah. Yeah, man. It's funny. Babies are like old people, bro. They lose their bowels. They just shit all over themselves all the time, and they don't remember When the last time they ate. You know what I'm saying? It's very similar. It's very similar. Yeah, man. But no, all is well, bro. All is well. Got a hell of a show for you guys today. Remember, if you guys, we got a chat going on. Hey, chat. For those of you that don't know, you guys can check the link in the description on this episode. Sign up for this. You guys will randomly get an email inviting you guys to come join us backstage.

When are we opening it up? Are we going to ever open it up to the public?

Yeah, we can.

Yeah, I know we're limiting it right now.

Yeah, we're limiting it. It's very... Not everybody gets in this. You know what I'm saying? It's a good group. We got a lot of new first-timers in here today, so it should be fun. It should be fun. The OGs are in there for sure. But yeah, hit that link in the description below, guys, if you want the opportunity.

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It's all cars, man. Fuck. Yeah, it's all cars, bro.

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I wish they had more 711s. I wish there was more. Just so I could shop there.

Whoever's running their social media, it's fire. It's straight fire. It's sick. I had no fucking clue. I'm like, damn.

It's pretty sick. Yeah, we got some cool stuff going on with them.

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When I was a kid, 7Eleven was everywhere. Really? Yeah, there was no quick trip. There none of this other stuff. It was 7-Eleven, dude. It was like the original convenience store, at least in my generation. And bro, I can remember going in there. Big bites, Big Grab, Doritos, Slurpy, Big Gulp. Fuck. That's a lunch right there, buddy.

That's fucking high cholesterol right there, buddy.

Bro, I'm telling you right now, I would do that. I would still be doing that if they had more of them, which is probably good that they don't. Probably be fatting in. But yeah, dude, big bite. Big Bite, Big Grab. Before 7-Eleven, bro, the Doritos were like this big. It was like those little snack packs that you get.

That's a tease.

Yeah, dude. And then 7-Eleven came out with them big grabs. Changed the game. Yeah. Made everybody obese. But we were happy. We got extra Doritos.

Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I'm down. I'm with it.

Dude, you got to eat more than one Dorito at a time.

Okay, so I'm not a big fan. You probably like this.

How the fuck can you judge my food? You probably like the fucking nacho Doritos, bro.

You probably like the cool ranch stuff, too.

No, I don't. I like the O'G's. Cool ranch is for weirdos. Agreed.

Yeah. Agreed. I'm more of a spicy nacho guy.

Yeah, I figured. You like them hot fries?

I do like hot fries. Yeah, I see.

Those are good. I know for a fat, you like pork rinds. I don't like pork. I've fucking seen you get them before. Bullshit. You've never seen. They have a spicy fucking pork rinds.

You have never seen me buy pork rinds.

It said Big Bubs, pork rinds.

All right, man. That's fine. All right. That's cool.

You don't like Doritos. Who the fuck doesn't like Doritos?

Guilty.

There's no way. That's a lie. Bro, if I had a bag of Doritos and you were at my house, you eat the fuck out of that. Put the John. Do we love Doritos? Does everybody love Doritos? Honestly. See this?

Cool ranch for white people.

I'm a Doritos hoe. See that? There's not one person in there that says that. See, you're lying.

Yeah, no, never had them. I've had them, obviously. I don't like him. They're not my favorite.

Dinos are awesome.

Yeah.

All right. Dj Lion, I agree.

Lemon on Doritos.

He's not lying. He's capping.

I'm capping. Remember? No cap, man. No cap.

All right.

Yeah, but let's get into our show.

Chat says you're lying.

Well, I mean, listen, everybody's entitled to their own opinion. It's fine. But I got a little intro for you. I just thought this was wholesome, and it has to do with food, so win-win.

When your neighbor finds out that you had a new baby and they deliver some homemade food and then you just Make fun of them for it? Is that wholesome? Is that what you're talking about? Yup. Yeah.

Nope. I wasn't even going to put them on blast. That was backstage talk, and now it's out in the world now.

No, it's not. A lot of your neighbors made shit. No one knows. It's true. This is true. No one knows who made the bad shit.

Alex, we were trying to figure out how the fuck do we throw this shit away?

You didn't even try it?

No.

You Nobody tried a bite? No. Nobody tried a bite? No. How do you know that wasn't the best shit you ever put in your mouth?

It was in water, bro. There's no fucking- 20 bucks?

20 bucks.

There's no possible chance.

You know what I'm saying?

There's no possible chance. No, not happening.

50 bucks?

Maybe. No, but I would like to do a shout out. We don't do this normally, guys. I promise you. It's not something we're a tone to, but you give credit where it's due. There is a barbecue joint. I love barbecue. You like barbecue, right? There's a barbecue joint called Destination Smokehouse, okay?

I do love barbecue. Bro, I love barbecue. I do, too. I like it because you just get all the protein you need. Bro, it's all meat, and it's good.

It's good meat.

I know you love good meat.

We both do. Okay, I'm not alone in this.

I like the big bites.

You know what I'm saying? No, man, but this place called Destination's Smokehouse. It's a barbecue joint in California, and it's owned by a guy named nick. He's there on the left. Then the guy to the right, his name is Walter.

It's a DJ.

Basically. Yeah, basically.

nick and Walter.

Yeah.

Just kicking ass. For sure. Yeah, right in the country.

That's right. It's just smoking meats. That's right.

You know what I'm saying? Have a good time. We could do that, actually. Actually, I'm totally cool with that. I would love it. Let's just do the podcast and smoke meat. And just go smoke some meat. Yeah, and then we'll smoke cigars all day, and then people can come and visit us. I'm down. They can sit at the table and talk shit. That'd be a good life.

I'm not mad at it. But Walter, bro, he's the star of the show.

Andy and DJ's Smokehouse?

Andy and DJ's Meats.

Meats? Smoked Meats? Smoked Meats.

Because who wouldn't want our meat in their mouth.

That's a fucking fact. That's the slogan. The slogan is, You know you want our meat in your mouth.

You know you want our meat in your mouth.

B-oach.

Then we ask them, How's that meat in your mouth?

How's that meat in your mouth? That's right. All right. What What are these guys do? No, man.

But Walter, bro, he's like the... I don't know if you call him the smoke master or what. He's a cook, but he's gone viral in this clip I'm about to show you. They've been using him, I guess, to do some promotional ads and stuff for the business. So this video is, I'm talking about fucking viral right now. Check this clip out.

But look here, this is a beat bomb. I want to make sure you all see the clarity on it. Look, I told you, Destination, one in the nation, that what we do down here... I was trying to show you all something I couldn't even show it. So I'm going to try it this way. That stuff I live for. Bro, that looks great.

Did you see what he did when the shit fell off the bone, though? Hold on. Dude, he was excited. One more time.

But look here, this is a beat I want to make sure you all see the clarity on it. Look, I told you, destination. I get it. Is that the clip that went viral? Bro, yeah. Fucking Walter. Dude, Walter and I are fucking bros. That'd be like if we were at Topgolf, bro, and I'd be like, Yeah, yeah.

And I hit a drive, fucking- You got to walk off.

That's it. I told you, motherfuckers, you got to fuck with me. It is what it is, though.

Bro, the comments on this have been fucking hilarious. Dude, I get it. Somebody said we all collectively walked away at the same time.

Bro, I knew. As soon as the beat fell off, I'm over here like, I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. Nigger, this shit got me emotional.

Look, bro, that's like hitting a fucking Grand Slam in the World Series with two outs and the fucking base is loaded and your whole life is on the line and the fuck, you hit the ball out of the stadium. And he's just like, Yeah.

That's it.

I fucking told you. I told you, motherfuckers.

I told you.

That's the best line, bro.

It's great. Somebody said, I'll never be vegan, not with this carrying on in my face. Where are you at? E-40 comment on it? Yeah, bro. I mean, it's fucking great. Now, this, again, Walter is fucking awesome. He also coined his own word. Well, there's lots of that. Check this out.

Check this out. There's a black diamond. You know about that? Tendenism. Tendenism. I say, T Did he say tendernibbles? Tendernism.. That's Oxtale. The Black diamonds with tender nipples.

Yeah, that's right.

What do you say? Tender what?

Tenderism.

Tenderism.

It's on work. I like it. I'm down with it, bro.

I'm down with it. Listen, if you smoke meat like that, you call whatever the fuck you want, bro. That's right. You know what I'm saying?

That's some good quality meat there.

Yeah. It looks good. This is in California?

This is surprising.

I know, but I want to go, but I still want to go to California. I was in Vegas this weekend.

Yeah, how was that?

It was That was great. Yeah? Yeah.

You left me.

Well, I know you had to... You and the four black women you live with. I figured-You got a WMBA team in here. I was mad at you, so I left you. No, dude. Yeah, it was great. I went out and saw Alex, and we didn't do shit. We fucking ate and worked out. That was great. And then ate again.

That's always a good Bro, we worked out for fucking...

Bro, that motherfucker's strong, dude. Is he? I didn't know he was that strong.

I mean, he looks yoke, but-I'm a strong motherfucker, yeah, but he's like 50 pounds less than me.

You know what I'm saying? So I'm like, All right. Fuck, dude. He was strong as fuck. But yeah, it was fun, dude. Just fucking didn't drink a beer, talk shit. It was good seeing him.

Yeah, it was a good break. Next time, bring me.

Just bros doing bro shit. I would have loved him in. Yeah, I know. Yeah. But yeah, it was good. The other thing was, I noticed people were talking about Vegas tourism being down. Dude, it was fucking bad.

Was it?

Yeah, dude. I stayed at Aria, and When you walk downstairs, 9: 30 in the morning, bro, on Saturday and Sunday, it was fucking hopping, dude. It was so going. When's the last time you've been there?

It's been a few years. It's been a few years. We went in, but that was in a-No, no, no.

To For a few days, it's been four or five years since I spent time there before COVID. But we went to Bivette's Steakhouse. It was fucking great. We went to this little Persian food place. I never eat Persian food. It was fucking great. You ever eat Persian food? Mm-hmm. It was good. Mmm-hmm. Baba Kanush. Yeah, I sent a picture of it to Hane. I sent a picture of it to Honey, and Honey fucking knew the restaurant I was at. No shit. From the picture of the food. Yeah, that's big boy stuff. It was impressive.

Yeah, that's big boy stuff.

Yeah, that's all he eats is that shit. You know what I'm saying? He's a cultural hero.

Yeah, so when are we going again? To Vegas?

Yeah. Well, I'll talk to you after the show. We might be going there more often.

Okay, that'd be great. Don't leave me next time. Yeah.

Well, they did have a detail for me.

That's nice.

Yeah. I was stuck with Michael. He's pretty good, too. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's real good.

Yeah. Shout out to my homie Michael. Oh, yeah? Is that right? He's going to come visit.

Oh, is that right? Yeah, that's right. I'm going to fucking shoot him. He is going to visit. I'm going to fucking shoot him.

How about that? Me and Michael, we're fucking... Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah. You docked?

No, we didn't dock. No. No. I thought that was a signal. No. Okay. But yeah, it was good. It was good. I can't wait for them to come visit. No, but We were good, bro. It was all good. It was fun. Yeah, sick, man. All right.

Just give me a second to recollect my manhood. Yeah, no, let's get into the show, guys. We know we've been waiting on it. We got plenty of stuff to cover. Remember, as always, if you guys would like to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfasella. Com. You guys can find them all linked there for you. With that being said, let's buckle up. We got headline number one. Got to talk about it. North Carolina on the train.

Oh, fuck.

Dude, wild. Absolutely wild. But there might be some silver lining in this a little bit. Let's cover it.

No, there's not because she can't come back to life. That's the fucking bottom line. That's true. I think we need to start really understanding that death is permanent. It's not a fucking movie.

Bro, I think that, honestly, and that's been getting to me, bro. I know we've mentioned this, but just the true lack care for just simple humanity, bro. It's gone. It's gone. Immediately, people want to jump sides or pick a side. You know what I'm saying? It's like, dude, it's disgusting.

Dude, look.

It's disgusting. Let's talk about it after you. Let's talk about it after you. Let's talk about it. For those of you guys who have not seen it or have not heard about this, North Carolina, this headline reads, Legacy Media Slammed for avoiding brutal murder of Ukrainian woman by a career criminal or North Carolina Train. Critics are calling out major news outlets for lack of coverage of the fatal stabbing of a 23-year-old Ukrainian refugee in North Carolina by a Career Criminal with a lengthy history of violent offenses. The victim, Irania Ira Zrutschka, fled Ukraine due to the ongoing war, but was brutally killed late at night during riding a light train in Charlotte. Surveillance footage released by transit officials which has since gone viral, shows the suspect, 34-year-old, to Carlos Brown Jr. Sitting behind Zrutska before suddenly stabbing her in the neck multiple times. He then walked away as blood dripped from the knife in his hands. Brown, who has been charged with first-degree murder, has a criminal record stretching back years that include violent crimes and mental health issues known to law enforcement. Many have questioned why he was free in the first place. Despite the shocking nature of the crime, the incident has seen little to no coverage on the websites of mainstream outlets such as the Associated Press, CNN, or the New York Times.

Charlotte Mayor V. Lyle suggested some outlets avoid it showing the footage out of respect for the victim's family, that many of these organizations have not reported on the killing at all. Now, Elon Musk even jumped in on this on Twitter. This has been going crazy, but he tweeted this out saying, No one It's narrative crimes like New York Times. They are the best. It's basically a side-by-side of the New York Times search on their website. You search, for example, Daniel Penny. There's over 100 articles and results of Daniel Penny, but literally zero for Iranya Zrutschga. You can do this same thing with literally any legacy media outlets, CNN, AP. They won't touch it. You compare that to coverage of George Floyd or coverage of Mike Brown or coverage of literally anything else, but they won't cover it because it doesn't fit their narrative modus operandum, if you will. Now, obviously, Trump chimed in on this, he condemns the lunatic in Charlotte stabbing, saying, If we don't handle evil, we don't have a country. He said this in a statement. He said, We're all people of religion, but there are evil people, Trump said, and we have to confront that.

I just give my love and hope to the family of the young woman who was stabbed this morning or late or last night in Charlotte by a madman. Now, out of left field, I do think this is an interesting piece, and we've criticized this guy a bunch in the past. Randy Fine is in the conversation. Now, Randy Fine, Representative Randy Fine, he just came out with plans to introduce a bill to hold judges accountable for releasing violent criminals to reoffend following the horrific public stabbing of this victim in this situation. He treated this out saying, I'm going to introduce legislation to hold judges accountable when violent repeat offenders they release commit new crimes. It's easy to release criminals when you're protected by an armed bailiff at all times. The rest of us aren't so lucky. Those 12 plus judges that released to Carlos Brown Jr. Should have their day in court, too.

No, bro. They should just have their fucking life in prison. And by the way, I agree with Randy Fine on this. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This is how it should be. I still think he's a fat fucking piece of shit that literally does not have our country's interests in mind. He could have done this years ago, but I call I see it. It's a good thing, not a bad thing. I agree. Some of the shit that he says otherwise is ridiculous. But is there more? No. What do you think?

I mean, dude, it's the same thing, man. I'll be real. It's exhausting. It's exhausting, bro. What part? What's exhausting? The same shit. Seeing the same shit done by-Same shit, what?

What do you mean the same shit?

Seeing the same shit, these violent crimes being done by the same violent criminals all over our country. Zero talk about it. Or they even started a fucking GoFund me, which has since been taken down. I saw that. But dude, it's exhausting, man. I walk around every day, and I know this is a comedy show, but it does suck, bro, because I walk around every single day. I'm a black man. I'm no threat to anybody, unless they're obviously a threat to me. You know what I'm saying? But this does not help. And then it especially doesn't help when you got people that are walking around that should not even be living. You know what I'm saying? This shouldn't-It should have been handled a long time ago. A long fucking time ago. And you replace this woman with fucking anybody. You replace this with your kids, replace this with your family, with your wife, with you. Replace it with anybody. There are people in this society, people in this country that intentionally choose to not participate, whether that means by financially and working and paying into our system, or they intentionally choose to just not obey or not follow any of our rules and laws that we've deemed as a society that we need to have to be a civil society.

They don't want to participate. For me, it's a very simple fix. You get all these fucking people out. I have zero remorse for any violent criminals, bro. Zero. Zero.

Yeah. Fuck.

That's tough, dude.

No, if you watched a video, the guy's super mentally disturbed before the attack. He's having some fucking episode. He just pulls his knife out. He's not going to get first-degree murder because some fucking shitbag lawyer is going to be like, Oh, well, he decided this in the moment.

It was heat of the moment. It wasn't premeditated.

I think I've heard a lot of takes on this, and I've seen a lot of takes from people that I know and like, and then from people that I don't know and like. Here's where I'm at. I am fucking sick of seeing innocent people murdered because there is an entire There are a class of people that sympathizes with criminals over the victims. And these people are people that are elected to protect us as citizens. They get paid by our tax dollars, and they continuously side and have empathy and tell sob stories in their brain as to why... Whatever this dude, what's his name? Decarlo. Decarlo fucking went through in his past or what opportunities he was denied or what he may have experienced or not experienced. And that gives us a reason to give him 16 chances until he kills an innocent girl on the train for no fucking reason. Every single person that sympathizes with violent criminals is a fucking problem to this country. And this progressive liberal mindset that continuously who actually sides with these violent offenders is a fucking poison to civilization. And any of the people who side with these people for any reason should be ostracized, shamed, and potentially prosecuted, especially if there's someone in power, like a judge, who has control and abandons their duties to put people like this away forever and protect us.

That is the form and reason of our government. It's the main purpose of it to protect us. They do not protect us. They steal our money. They oppressed our culture. They pretend like things aren't happening that are very clearly happening. To be honest, dude, I'm sick of seeing white people victimized by black criminals with no accountability. I don't fucking really give a fuck what people think about it. It's the fucking data. The data says we have a black violence problem in our country, and that's reality. It's fucking real. We cannot address a black violence problem if we deny that it exists, and it is It is very clearly the same exact demographic that is doing this crime, this senseless, pointless crime. It needs to be addressed, just like it needs to be addressed that there's no accountability When white people are the victims. Why the fuck is that? Why is it okay for people to ignore situations where a white girl who's literally on her phone, bro, look at her right here. She has no idea that her life is about to end, and it's going to end in fucking 0. 2 milliseconds. She has no clue.

I'm actually grateful that she has no clue to see it coming. But the point of it is that we have issues in this country that people are afraid to talk about because they don't like being called names.

That's the other piece that bothers me, too, dude, because I've seen the clip, and it's like, even after they're showing him walk around and shit, it was eerie to watch. Nobody was freaking out. There are people still just sitting there. But then I think about it, well, shit.

They just prosecuted Daniel Penny. Exactly. Okay? Exactly. This is the point. We said this with Daniel Penny when it happened. They want to prosecute men who are willing to stand up and contribute to keeping order in society so that you don't, so that there's more disorder. They are intentionally trying to create this white supremacy narrative by the way they're treating this situation. What they're intending to do here, and this is important because I'm fucking tired of seeing it, but I'm also is smart enough to understand that it is being weaponized to create racism. Racism is not, Hey, I noticed that a higher percentage of these people are killing these people. If we were honest about racism in this country, we would be honest about who it's against. The biggest racist shit that happens in this country is against white people. That's the truth. Does that make me believe that fucking that we shouldn't all be judging each other on the content of our character? No, it doesn't change my opinion. But if we enforce the laws the way that they're designed, and we actually held criminals and evil people accountable, the race problem would take care of itself.

It just so happens that more of a specific race, commits more of these crimes. And then when we put more of these people in jail, everybody cries racism. It's not racism. These are take Take away their color. Take away their race. These motherfuckers are committing crime, and they belong in jail. Violet criminals belong in the fucking ground. That man took that girl's life, and his life continues, and hers doesn't. It's permanent. Now we've lost in this country, and in this fucking world, a quality human being who is doing what they're supposed to do in society, who's trying to make it, who's trying to get by, who's trying to contribute, who's working at a pizzeria, which is where she's coming from. We lost somebody like that, regardless of race, for someone who has created death and destruction and crime and disorder because the white liberal movement in this country, the white progressive movement, who is old enough and not exposed to this level of reality. Of evil. They feel guilty for for how easy they've had it. And then they feel bad for little DiCarlo because he didn't have the same... It doesn't fucking matter. What's right is right, and what's wrong is fucking wrong, and everybody knows it.

And I personally am really fucking tired of being gaslit to believe that this isn't the way it is. That's right. Yeah. Dude, this is what's going on. We all see it. Everybody's a fucking coward that doesn't openly say it. That's the truth, okay? And you shouldn't I don't feel bad about calling it out because it's fucking statistical data. If you are running a company and you ignore the statistical data, the company is going to fucking fail. That doesn't mean that someone has a bias for pointing out the data. If you want to solve the problem, you got to say, Well, this is the truth, and here's the truth. Fucking 6% of the population contributes to over 50% of the violent crime in this country. That's it. Okay?

That's why it's happening.

That's your That's a problem. So how do we fix it? Well, we fucking put them in jail, and then everybody cries and says, There's a disproportionate number of black males in prison. Yeah, no shit, because they commit more to the fucking crime.

You know it's so crazy, bro, Because here's another example, right? Here locally.

That's not fucking racism.

No, it's not.

If we're going to have a multicultural society and hold everybody to the same fucking standards, that has nothing to do with racism. In fact, I believe we're supposed to judge people as equals and judge people as the content of their character. What is the content of the character of that man? Why has he gotten 15 motherfucking chances? Because I can promise you, if that man were me, I wouldn't get those same chances. Okay? And on top of it, on top of all of that, people say, Well, race doesn't matter in this situation. No, it actually does. It's a real thing because nobody's fucking marching for that girl. Nobody He's talking about that. But they will flip the world over and upside down and burn cities down for a fucking criminal who probably deserve to be in jail anyway, who overdosed on fucking fentanyl, and they give them a gold cast it. It does have to do a race. No, it does. There is mistreatment and not equal treatment among the races.

It's funny. They wanted to be about race when it's absolutely not about race. But then when it is about race, they don't want to be about race.

Well, if If we want to eliminate the racial part of it, then we just hold everybody accountable to the law.

It's the same standard.

Then the race takes care of itself.

I was thinking about this, too. You know what bothers me, too, bro? It's when they do talk about these scenarios or situations, how they try to skate the real reason. For example, we got a couple of malls here in the area, but the Galleria. There is a Nordstrom in the Galleria. We have Nordstrom Galleria, Nordstrom in West County. The Nordstrom in the Galleria Mall just closed. Okay, well, why did it close? I was reading this fucking, I forget who it was. It was a local news channel, man, writing this article. It was like, Oh, financial woes. Yeah, why? But nobody knows why it's closed. No. So I comment in there. It's the niggas. That's why it's fucking closed. They're stealing all the shit. As a business, you can't operate when you got tens of thousands of dollars every single fucking month that are going just completely away.

No, it's hundreds of thousands of dollars.

You can't operate like that. I know. So they closed that one, right? Well, what does that mean for the other Nordstrom?

That means they're going to start going there.

Which means crime is going to start pushing out there, right?

Yeah, because no one wants to say, Hey, it's these little gangs of Black teenagers. Stop fucking shit.

Stop fucking shit. They can't say that, bro. You know what's so crazy? So fucking, what was this? Friday, I think. Friday? I had to go to Dix Sporting Goods, right? Ryan had a first soccer game on Saturday. She fucking killed it, by the way. And so I went to Dix, had to get some shit for her. And so Alex is in the car with the baby in Addison. Ryan's at school. I run into Dix. I'm inside doing my thing inside Dix, whatever you do in there, looking for some shit. And Alex calls me, right? I'm telling her something like, What's up, babe? She's like, You didn't hear all the commotion? I'm like, No, what the fuck? What's wrong? They just got robbed. I'm like, Who just got robbed? It was like, Dicks just got fucking robbed. I'm like, Bro, I didn't hear. Fuck, I didn't hear anything. And so I'm like, Well, what happened? Yeah, this dude fucking ran in. He parked right in the front, ran inside, grabbed a fucking like, racks full of shit.

This is at West County? No, no, South County. South County Dicks.

Right. And fucking grabs a rack full of shit and fucking walks right back out. And she was recording it. She had the license plate and shit. I'm like, Babe, why didn't you fucking say something? You know what I'm saying? I would have fucking beat his ass, bro. Like, real talk. So I get to the checkout and his little cashier, I'm like, Yo, my wife said something happened. I was like, What happened? She was like, Yeah, it happens almost every day now, but we can't do anything. I said, What do you mean you can't do? You can't say, Hey, help, sir, stop. You can't fucking scream. You can't do anything? She's like, No, we're not allowed to. I'm like, You're going to silence yourself into fucking unemployment is what's going to happen because Dix is going to close this location because they're losing too much fucking money. Now you're out of a job. That's what's going to happen. I'm like, Little have you known, you would have said anything, I would have came in running. I would have beat his fucking ass, bro. I would have beat his fucking ass. This dude, I mean, it was easily, it was well over $1,000.

It was all fucking high-end shit. Just grabbed it. I'm like, Bro, it's insane.

Was he white?

No, of course not. Of course not. Of course not. And, bro, this is the real conversation that I have with a bunch of my friends, man. It's like, because we all talk about it, bro. Black people, we talk about it. There's Black people and there's niggas. There's a difference. And we don't like them either. You know what I'm saying?

I'm just No, that's the... Okay, that might be true. But there is a narrative of convenience around that narrative. Whenever something happens that they don't like, they will say racism instead of like, No, that guy deserved it. And like, Bro, we have to start holding everybody equally accountable. We cannot say, Oh, well, this person went through this, and that's what... No, there's no justification. For violent crime in this fucking country, ever. It doesn't matter who commits it. Anybody who commits it should be literally fucking removed from society permanently. What? We live like Dubai.

You can't be a society. Listen, dude.

Justifying this stuff. Listen, fuck all these violent criminals. Throw them in the fucking wood chipper, remove them from society forever, and be done with it. That's what needs to happen, okay? We got these fucking Karens who say this shit like... I was reading this thing on fucking Colorado Supermax Prison. Everybody's like, Oh, they're mistreating the people. It's not human. Yes. That's what the fuck it's for. They should be under a water torture drip for the rest of their fucking life until they die. What the fuck are we doing? These people are not contributing members of society. They commit violence at will. They have not been held accountable, and that's emboldened them. So that's why they walk up to you and they say, What the fuck are you doing? Give me your shit. And you're like, Oh, fuck, I better. It's not because they're going to kick your ass. It's because they know nothing's going to What's happening to them? And dude, until fucking people wake the fuck up and start standing up for themselves and demanding that these people be fucking dealt with, like Trump saying, Oh, well, he needs to be held. Then fucking put him in a wood chipper, motherfucker.

You If you don't have the shit tomorrow, it'll be cured one fucking day. How many lives will that change? Take the fucking violent criminals, the last fucking 10 of them who have done shit like this, line them up on the White House lawn and throw them in a fucking wood chipper. Crime will solve itself in a motherfucking hour. But they won't do that because people will be upset. Fuck these people, man. I'm fucking over it. I'm with you, bro. That girl, that's bullshit. She is dead. She's gone. She's not coming back. There's never going to see her again. Her My family's never going to see her again. She didn't have a chance, bro. She's out here in a fucking pizzeria trying to make a life for herself, and we got some fucking fuck that just takes it. I'm fucking sick of it, dude. I'm sick of it. And we can say whatever reason we want, we can say, Oh, well, he came from here, or he did this, or it doesn't matter.

His hamster died when he was nine.

It doesn't matter. And it always comes from people who have no experience dealing with a criminal element. They do not get it because their life has been so good and so fortunate and so blessed and so insulated from any real adversity that they have sympathy for the criminals over the people who actually get killed. That's insane. Take those people and go down and make them go live in the fucking neighborhoods where this shit happens for one month, and they will change their entire fucking story. And by the way, Randy finds correct. The judges who let this motherfucker out should be in prison, dude.

Absolutely, bro. Got to give credit where it's due, bro. I don't like them.

I don't like them either.

You get that push down.

But I'm not a fucking... I just want the best.

Yeah, right.

I want shit to get fixed. I don't have to like everything someone says to agree with the decision they make.

100%, man. That's a decision that's long overdue.

Bro, I'd fucking... Dude, put me in a room with this motherfucker. I will fucking tear him apart with my fucking hands. I promise you, dude, give me a fucking taco Bell sport. I'm serious because it'll fucking take 10 times longer. It'll be more painful.

Yeah, fuck, man.

Fucking piece of fucking shit. Killing some innocent fucking girl on the fuck. And by the way, where's the fucking marches? And where's the outrage? Why the fuck are you guys not mad? Why Why are you not fucking holding the line to say what the fuck needs to be said? The fact that you're fucking quiet is what's causing this. Oh, well, they won't let us say that. Yeah, because you're a bitch.

Bro, there's some drastic changes that need to happen right now, man.

Bro, listen, America is a multicultural society. The people that come here have to live by a certain code of ethics or it will not work. Them importing all these third-world fucks us, who don't have the same code of ethics, who don't understand the law, us allowing people to just get away with whatever the fuck they want, that will create a fall of civilization, which is their intention, which is why they allow the shit to go. I think the important thing is this. You have to understand, they are trying to create racial divide. And as pissed as I fucking am, that doesn't mean that I fucking am racist against black people. We can say the same thing. This group of people commits this. It's just like marketing. This group of people buys this much shit. Let's fucking sell to them. We have to acknowledge the real shit. This group of people right here, for whatever reason, commits way more violent crime than everybody else. If that's the case, then yes, the prisons are going to be disproportionately those people, and That's what needs to happen. If you did that and you held the law, and it applied to everybody equally, which is the fucking point and what we're told, we wouldn't have racism because the whole reason that racism exists in this country right now is because one major contributor of the population kills another major section of the population with no accountability, and everybody knows it even if they don't say it.

So what do you think the conversations are happening behind closed doors?

That's what creates it, bro.

Yeah, that's right. That's fucking right, bro. It's dangerous. I'm going to tell you this, too. Like I said on the last show, I'm fucking tired of being told I'm a problem. I'm tired of being told that I'm responsible for whatever the fuck happened 300 years ago. Motherfucker, my ancestors were slaves. The fuck are you talking about? It doesn't excuse this. And by the way, I will say this, too. I love the amount of black influencers that are speaking up on this topic. Because, dude, this solution for for it to happen has to come from the black men in the fucking black community to where they're not going to tolerate these fucks anymore.

And whatever that means.

Whatever that means.

That's the thing. That's what I'm saying earlier, bro.

Listen, most of the black men know who the black criminals are. And dude, if those black criminals disappear, no one will fucking care. No. So take that for what you will. No.

And that's the piece that I was getting to, bro, is because it's going to create some real fucking hate out there. Real racism.

No, no, no, no. Like, real. It's already created that. Yeah.

I'm I understand, but it'll be physical, not just online fucking lawyers. I'm aware.

But we've been bold in one side, and we've taught that side that the other side is just helpless little victims when that other side owns all the fucking guns. And the reason that they're held back from vigilante shit It's because of Daniel Penny shit. Because I'm going to tell you right now, dude, people are pissed. Yeah, I get it. Rightfully so.

Yeah, I get it.

Fuck, dude. It pisses me off.

Dude, it's a crazy... We had to address it. It's a crazy story, man. Guys, you let us know down in the comments what What do you guys think? Let's check in on the chat real quick. Don't be a coward, bottom line.

Listen, how many motherfuckers... How many people have to die before people start acknowledging the truth? How many more innocent people have to die before we say, Hey, we got a problem here. This is a problem. I'm also tired of being told that white people haven't created anything, and everything's like, Shut the fuck up. Okay? I'm fucking over it.

You know what I'm saying? Guys, let us know down in the comments, man, what you guys think. With that being said, let's go crew some of these comments. Got to check them out.

If everybody's held Because of the same standard, racism becomes a non-issue.

That's the fact. That's how it's supposed to be, man. How it's supposed to be. Let's check some of these comments out, man. This first one, we got ShopStuff0416. He says, If DJ's white name isn't Earl, Eustace, or Randy, you're doing it wrong.

Eustace? I never heard that one. You've heard that?

No. Me neither. I figured you have a cousin named Eustace.

Oh, you're going to make fun of a white people's name now? All right. Don't even get me started because I'll get fucking drug on the internet. That's right.

That's right. We'll be wait.

Time out. How the fuck you guys come up with your fucking names? Jesus Christ, man. You all know what I'm talking about. Decarlo is a fucking normal name. Yeah, that's easy. I'm talking about the fucking... No. Sharoo-roo-roo-roo. Vacuum niche. What the fuck are we talking about here?

Remote Controlia.

Yeah, remote Controlia.

Yeah, that's right. That's right. I get it. Mercedes.

Wow. Poor white girl's name, Mercedes, too. No. Lexus. They just work at this. How are you guys guys? They work at a certain place. All right. I could see Earl, maybe.

Earl, Big Earl.

Big Earl. Big E.

Big E.

Yeah, that's a good one. C.

Lower E.

Lower KC. You're like Media Me now.

There we go. This next one is from KingYang05. He had one for you. Black Andy would be Randy Floyd. White DJ, Dustin John.

Dustin John. All That's so white. That is so white. I like it. Oh, man. You don't ever meet no black people named Dustin.

No, I've never met a Black Dustin. Do you think there's any? No. I'm sure there's one, right? But it's probably short for- That's right.

It's probably not his real name. It's short for...

Dustin Tangelo or some shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm just going by Dustin.

Dustin Tangelo.

That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. I like it.

Randy Floyd. I don't know about that.

I feel like we do better.

Yeah, we could do better than that. That's a good effort, though. Dustin John is pretty good, though.

It's pretty good, though. Pretty good, yeah. All right, next one, we got Leray Caveney Paul. She says, That gives a whole new definition to the term creamed corn.

Which one What are you talking about here?

That corn concert?

Oh, yes. I forgot.

Oh, my God, dude. How did you forget that?

No. I just fucking don't think about dudes cranking their hogs, man.

I saw something. It was one of the comments. Somebody said how corn got their name or something. Have you ever looked into that? No. Me, I was scared. They're like, be careful if you're going to search it.

Because what is it?

I don't know. I don't know. I didn't want to put it on my phone. What is it? You know it, Syed? I looked it up after sending the comments. It's pretty bad. It's really gross.

Fucking, let's hear it.

You want to share with the class, Syed? Okay, let's do it.

That's why we got you here. Tell us the gross shit.

Yeah, fuck up your Internet history. The name came from a crude story about two men in a party where one had a corn kernel on his tongue after a crude sexual act.

Oh, that is fucking gross. So he fucking rim job. Rim job and it got a little piece of corn out of there.

That's fucking this guy. It's even worse That's pretty gross. They did few things, and then the one guy shit on the other guy, and they put a corn kernel on the other guy's tongue.

Was he passed out?

I don't know. Wait, hold on. These are the band members that did this shit? Anyway.

Unclear.

What the fuck are you listening to, bro? To be continued.

Yeah, that's gross.

That's nasty. All right, last one.

That'd be the last time you licked a butt hole. That's sweet corn.

Last one is from Avery0528.

Girls just shouldn't eat corn.

Girls shouldn't. What?

It should be illegal.

Oh, fuck, man. All this in corn, sucker Paul is not even here. Yeah, that's right. I haven't seen it. All right. Last one for you, though. This is from Averyer0528. Averyer says, Haven't listened yet, But this is another podcast of them sucking Trump off. That's all that's needed. How many times?

We haven't done it yet. Listen, these are low IQ people. They don't listen to the show. They just make assumptions because you say something nice about someone one time or two times, and then you criticize them for the other things, and then you're a fuck. That's the whole problem with the country, bro. It's the whole problem with the country. We can't even have... Our IQ and our social acuity is so fucking low, generally, that you cannot acknowledge good and bad, and good and bad on both sides and say, I agree with what that person says. I disagree with this part of what they say because most people don't have the capacity to think. And clearly, Avery here is one of them.

We just did it with Randy Fine.

His This person here, probably this person Avery, who is using a fake account because they're a pussy. Yeah, you're a pussy, bro. You're a fucking pussy. I'm out here saying what the fuck I say with my full name and everything. You're out here on a fake ass account talking some shit while you're in your mom's basement jerking off on your fucking hot pocket.

Listening to corn.

Yeah, this is shit. Dude, fuck. Look at my life and look at your life, bro. I'm beating you. That's it. I don't even care. This is a stupid motherfucker. This is the motherfucker that you fucking walk into 7-Eleven and you're fucking trying to get a drink or whatever, and the guy walks in behind you, and you could fucking smell him. And then not only can you smell him, you turn around, and he's 5'3. He's 5'3 wide. He's got a 12-pack of fucking Keystone ice on Saturday morning at fucking 9: 00 AM, and he smells like cigarettes, and his fucking shoes are rolled in because his knees are locked. Listen, this is what the fuck you deal with with people on the internet. That's who talks shit. Real people who have shit going on don't do that. They scroll on down with shit they don't agree with, and when the shit agrees, they say, I like that. When they don't agree, they just don't like it, and they scroll on down. So any of you that have a fear of social media, just remember that the person who's saying things like this looks like that. And if that person were to tap you on the shoulder and be like, I don't think you should be, you'd be like, Shut the fuck up, you fat little fucking piece of shit.

And you'd walk the fuck out, and you would go to your friends and you would say, This fucking troll dude tried to tell me to just shit off. That's how you'd handle it in real life. But on the internet, you're like, Oh, my God, I can't believe it. Dude, do you understand the internet is made up of the majority of that person? You know what I'm saying? You're not dealing with high IQ people in general, no. You're dealing with people who are mad at their life. They're mad, they suck. They're mad, they're fucking... They can't get bitches. They fucking have no wife. They fucking... These people are mad.

Their OnlyFans subscriptions went up.

Yeah, dude, these are just fucking losers. That's it. Yeah, and low IQ. And that's why they lose because they can't determine between someone even saying, I can agree with that, and I don't agree with that, and I agree with that, and don't agree with that. That's how fucking stupid they are. They fucking literally cannot fucking grasp it. So, yeah, you're a bitch. Nice fucking anonymous account, pussy. Yeah, right.

Guys, we appreciate you, though, for being real of the last fans, those who love us and hate us. Let's keep cruising, man.

That's another thing. Like, dude, we're out here saying our opinions and our fucking thoughts out in the public in front of the fucking world. I troll publicly. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If you're going to troll, troll publicly. Publicly, bro. You know what I'm saying? But dude, I think it's so funny. It's these people who are terrified of criticism who leave the most criticism. You know what I'm saying? They won't even show their motherfucking face on their profile or they got a private profile. If you leave a fucking troll comment and you have a private profile, you're a fucking pussy. I agree.

Yeah.

I watched this debate this morning. A fucking PBD did this debate with this girl on that circle show.

Oh, that Jubilee shit?

Yeah. And she gets on there and, dude, she's like, You're the problem. You're fucking rich. You're that. And he's like, Dude, I fucking started off at... I forgot what he said, car wash or something. And dude, I know PBD, and that's true. Those are true stories. He's a fucking immigrant who came here and started with fucking nothing and became something. And this fucking girl is sitting there looking him in the face saying, Well, you did this and that, and I deserve it. You don't deserve You deserve shit. You don't deserve shit. Where the fuck were you for the 22 years that people like him or myself or anybody else were working alone to build their dream? Where the fuck were you? You were nowhere. In fact, you were probably making fun of people like that. And now you expect those people to want to give their shit to you? You're the problem, dude. Those people are the fucking problem. I'm over it, dude. Fuck your entitlement, If you want what the fuck people like that have, then pay the price, and it's a big one. And they ain't going to pay it. No.

No. Have no intentions to, man. But yeah, let's keep rolling. We got a hell on two.

Check it out. Fucking start. I fucking made 58,000 fucking dollars the first 11 years I was in business, total. 58,380 motherfucking dollars for 10 years, total. How the fuck Could someone say anything about anything I do now? You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, the fuck out of here. I could have made more money working in McDonald's. Everybody I know pretty much was like, Dude, you're an idiot. The fuck are you doing? When are you going to get serious? When are you going When are you going to grow up? When are you going to get a real job? Do you still have that little vitamin shop? Like, everybody. And I kept going, and I kept going, and I kept going, and I kept going, and now the same people are like, Oh, you fucking got lucky. The fuck are you talking about, bro? The fuck out of here. No.

Somebody said, I bet they ask for jobs now.

They fucking do. That's right. But I'm just saying, I'm not going to hear your shit. No. Like, Oh, do you fucking... No. For the years between 20 and 40, I fucking killed myself. And by the way, you know what I do now? You know what I did this weekend? I went to fucking Vegas. You know what I did? I worked. Fuck, man.

They don't get it, bro.

They don't get it. And then they want the prize, and then they want to say, Oh, well, that's not fair that you get this. Yeah, I know. It's not fair. I spent 20 years doing shit while you went around and fucking had a great time. That's not fair. You know what's interesting? People only call it a fucking sacrifice when you lose.

Oh, jeez.

They only call it a fucking sacrifice when you lose. When you win, it's just part of the price you pay. Nobody do it once like you. You will ever go back and say what you're going to lose. That's right. I go back and say, Fuck, dude, I'll fucking do it 100 times over. That's right.

Investments.

Yes, 100%.

Yeah, that's real, bro.

Sacrifice is only a loser story. It's not real. If you quit or you lose or you give up, it's a sacrifice. If you win, it's a fucking legendary story, and that's the difference. And people who build legendary stories don't ever think it's ever going to be a sacrifice because they're all the fuck in on what they're trying to create. And these motherfuckers out here in the fantasy land think that they can get it without without paying the price. And that's never going to happen. Fucking ever. It's never going to happen. It's never going to happen. And you certainly aren't going to be the first motherfucker in history to make it happen. So what are you doing bitching and crying and moaning about how unfair it is? Because it's not going to change your life, dude. What changed your life is saying, I have what I deserve because that's what I did, and that's the effort I put in, and those are the decisions I make. And today, because I want something different, I'm going to make different decisions from here on out. That's how you get it. And I'm tired of these fucking progressive idiots, morons, entitled losers, saying they deserve anything from people like me.

They don't. They don't deserve shit. You got what you deserve. That's the beauty of fucking what we're dealing with. You're living in what you deserve right now. Anyway.

Chat loves it. Chat absolutely. I said the chat loves it.

Chat, absolutely. I said the chat loves it. Yeah, that's real, man. It's fucking real shit.

Real talk Yeah. All right, man. Headline two, shall we? Yeah. Communism and Marxism. Let's talk about that. All right.

Shit, dude.

California professor indicted for assaulting federal agents during marijuana form raid. This is just an interesting little update. You remember that marijuana grow facility? With all the kids? With all the kids. One of the agitators of that protest, he got it finally invited. It turns out he's a professor at California State University, channel Islands. All right, Chad, let's take a guess on what this guy looks like. You want to guess? Anybody?

Yeah, he probably looks like the guy we saw walking down the street in California that we thought was a girl. Look yourself. I'm undefeated, bro. I'm undefeated.

That's Avery, by the way. That's Avery on the comments.

I said that's Avery. It's Avery. Imagine being so ugly, you fucking have to turn your goddamn profile private. Or not even put your face in it.

Good Lord. I bet he knows a lot.

Yeah, I bet he does, too. That motherfucker could smell farts across country.

He can smell what time it is.

Anyway, so what What do you do? I would bet his hard drive is interesting.

Somebody just literally said that to check. Check that guy's hard drive. I agree, bro. He should not be around some kids.

Yeah, I don't think so.

I'm just saying.

Would you let that guy around your kids? Fuck, no. Imagine letting that guy-I wouldn't let him around my dogs. I'm being dead serious. Imagine letting that guy in your living room. No.

At all. No chance. Bro, he looks like he smells like pickles. I No, there's no fucking chance. Anyway. But it is interesting, though, how all these fucking people... I think it was Curtis Bowers, bro, who brought on. Just this communist, socialist bullshit. It's in the college. It's infected. This dude's a fucking professor. I just thought that was interesting.

That guy's a professor. That's our best and brightest.

Best and brightest right there. Leading the nation.

Bro, if you're sending your kids to college for anything but medical training, actually, I don't even want to get into it because it's a long conversation. But if you allow your children to grow up and be young adults and then go to a college where motherfuckers like this work, you are throwing all of the work, all of the lessons, all of the time that you put in in parenting out the window. Just so you know.

No, it's real, bro. It's crazy.

I would never send my kids to a university. Fucking ever. Not here in this country. No.

No, it's crazy. But the conversation is interesting.

But I got a solution for that that I'm going to release soon, just so you know.

Au, baby. Au. But here's the thing, man. This conversation Because it's still been going, this immigration, illegal aliens invasion. For a while there, people kept trying to make this a Hispanic thing. Like, Oh, it's just they're getting all the Mexicans. But that recently It's so funny now because now we hate Asians is the conversation. Who hate them? Us right wingers, bro, because there was a raid on a Hyundai. How do you say How do you say that? Hyundai? Hyundai. Hyundai plant. Okay. South Koreans feel betrayed by workforce detentions at Georgia Hyundai plant.

Betrayed by who?

Americans. Right wingers, bro. What happened? So South Korea's foreign Ministry departed for the US on Monday to finalize steps for the return of several hundred South Korean workers detained in a massive immigration rate in Georgia, a spectacle that has caused confusion, shock, and a sense of betrayal among many in the US Allied nation. So there was a raid on September fourth at a battery factory that was under construction at a Hyundai auto plant. It resulted in- Where's this? In Georgia. Okay. It resulted in the detainment of 475 five workers, with more than 300 of them belonging to South Korea. And they were all being put in shackles. And it's because a lot, all of them were here illegally.

Yeah, so what's the problem?

Yeah, well, I mean, they're saying it's a problem. What? Why?

Hold on. I'm not being sarcastic. They were here illegally. Yeah. So why is it a problem? They're taking the jobs from Americans. Period.

Very simple. Yeah. Very simple. In a statement, If US authorities detain hundreds of Koreans in this matter, almost like a military operation, how can South Korean companies investing in the US continue to invest properly in the future? Said Cho Jong Shin, a lawmaker from the liberal governing Democratic Party. Another lawmaker, Kim Jee Hyung, from the conservative opposition People Power Party, said the, Unacceptable raid dealt South Korea A severe blow that will be difficult to heal.

What are you talking about? What do you mean? Because we took 400 people that shouldn't have been here and sent them back? How is that a severe blow? It will take time to heal. Were you supposed to feel sorry for you?

Please tell me how you're investing.

Let's get the fuck out of our country.

How about that, bro? How are you investing properly in our future when you're not even paying Americans to actually do the work?

Because that's a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie they tell. Hey, we're going to move We're going to come to the United States, and we're going to manufacture in the US so that Hyundais can be manufactured in the US. They don't tell you, We're going to send our own people to have the jobs.

No, they're already here. That's the thing. I mean, dude, it's fucked up. It's fucked up. I have zero Zero impotent.

They're here illegally. Illegally. Now, if you would like to come back, there is a legal process.

Do it that way.

This is not Bro, I saw Heraldo arguing this. I forgot who was arguing.

Oh, I think it was with... Was that Charlie Kirk that was arguing with him?

I mean, it was just a stupidest fucking conversation. He was like, Oh, you're fucking against this and this. It's like, he goes, What crime have they committed? Yeah, that's what he said. What crime have they committed? And he goes, They are here illegally. Do you understand what illegal means? What's the definition? And he He couldn't say anything.

He couldn't say anything, bro. He couldn't say... It's so crazy.

Fuck out of here, dude.

It should not even be a conversation.

And not only that, these people are not plugged in to the social temperature of the country. They're trying to pander to this shit that was going on. They're still trying to live in the social narrative of PC of 2017, 2018. It's like, bro, we don't give a fuck no more. We're tired of this shit. The people who are illegally here, get the fuck out of here. That's it.

Wherever you're from, it doesn't matter.

If you're legal, you got nothing to worry about.

You're good. It's crazy. But there's more talk now.

They're just saying, We're targeting these people and these people. Are they here? Look, bro, I don't give a fuck where they're from. Are they here legally or illegally? They could be from fucking Russia. They could be from fucking Latin America. They could be from fucking Africa. Ukraine. They could be from Ukraine. They could be from wherever they're from. If they're here illegally at this point in time with the problems that we have, they have to go home.

They got to go.

Yeah, that's it.

Got to go.

That's not hard.

Yeah, it's crazy. With all of this, there's more talks now. Chicago is spinning up again. This headline reads, Federal immigration rates planned for Chicago and other sanctuary cities in coming days after their weekend of warnings. So this just came out. Whispers of imminent immigration enforcement ricocheted across Chicago over the weekend as deportation efforts escalated in Boston, and the nation's border are, vowed a much broader surge in the coming days. You can expect action in most sanctuary cities across the country, Tom Homan said, told Jake Tapper from CNN to crying as, problem areas The next targets of the sweeping nationwide deportation agenda that helped propel Donald Trump to a second term, but Americans largely oppose. Which Americans largely oppose this? And you notice how they don't say, Largely, vast majority of Americans oppose this. It's just Americans largely oppose. Okay, so how many Americans actually oppose this?

No, that means they passionately-That's what I'm saying.

But it's a small amount.

It's a small amount. Look, dude, it's the same thing. There was a protest yesterday in DC, and a bunch of it was paid. It's all paid shit. It's optics shit, bro.

It's insane, man.

Now, again- By the way, I don't really give a fuck. I don't give a fuck if you don't like it. I don't care if you protest. Protest all you want.

Protest your little hearts out.

Yeah, walk up and down wherever the fuck you want to go. Leave your science. Cool. You have the right to do that. We also got the right to remove people that are here illegally by the law.

It's a law. Yeah, it's a law. But this conversation- You have to be a moron.

You either have to be evil or a moron to defend criminality that comes from illegal migrants at all. The evil people, they know why they want them here because they want them to fucking vote because they're They tried to import so many people when Biden was here that it would be impossible for conservative Americans who believe in American values to ever win another election ever again. That was the point. They were trying to rig the system so that they would maintain power forever. That is tyrannical action. They don't have any problem with that because these people believe that they are morally right in their actions, and they will do anything to make whatever they want happen. That is why the progressive left and the Communist movement has had so much steam in this country for so long, because they are willing to do whatever it takes. And the American men and women who believe in American culture have an attitude of, Well, as long as you don't bother me. Okay, well, they're bothering you now, what are you going to do? You see what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, bro. Live and let live. This is what live and let live produces.

Creates.

There is a We're standard to behold. We don't violate it. It is across all cultures. If that's the case, then we won't have racism problems. It won't fucking happen. The reason that we have race problems is because we have people who are uninformed, who come from privileged communities, who have a bleeding heart for people who defend this shit. And these people are wrong.

Yeah. Well, here's the good news for you.

So there was a press conference. You know what? If any single one of those people would have been, I don't know, stabbed in the fucking face by a fucking criminal, they'd probably feel differently. Oh, yeah. Ask me how I know.

Well, here's the good news for you. So there was a press conference in Chicago. The mayor was speaking. It got opened up to the public because this has always been my concern. Who are these Americans that you're talking about that are largely opposed Are there Americans that are for it? I'm sure there are. So there was a press conference. Let's check this clip out. You're about to witness a few Chicagoans go scorch Earth on the mayor of Chicago. Let's check this out. Now, allegedly, inside sources tell me that you're going to use your $840 million in cash bonds to try and get reelected. Well, I'm here to tell you that that's not happening.

I am demanding a forensic audit from Pam Bunny and Cash Matale for you guys to come here and do a forensic audit on the mayor of Chicago.

We have been calling for the attorney general and the leader of the FBI for months now. Please do not forget about us.

Harboring illegal aliens in America who commit crimes is a violation of the Constitution.

I hope Trump and his team are listening and take action as soon as possible. Thank you. Thank you. It's going. It's better. Thank you very much for your comments. You're not only the most incompetent mayor, you're the most progressive mayor, you're the most woke mayor in the city of Chicago. Where's the revenue going to go? Is it going to go to the deficit because of your math, or is it going to go to the illegals that you love so much? Here's the thing. What's going to happen is this. You are going to go to prison before you get elected out of office. You was over there in Congress, sweating You putting yourself to death, didn't know how much that you gave to the illegal, $600 million that you put in their pockets at the time. You protect these legal more than you protect the women of Chicago. You protect the illegals more than the Blacks in Chicago. You protect the illegals more than the children who've been victimized and stuff of crime. Either you're close friend with the devil or you're sleeping with the devil.

I don't know.

I don't even talk No, hold on. I have no respect for you.

Hold on. I love what those first two guys said, but they're not understanding the reason that he is taking care of illegals. He's taking care of illegals because he fucking hates you.

Because he knows you're not going to vote for him.

That's right. And they're trying to replace you. They're trying... They don't care. They don't care how they hold power, bro. And it should be seen as anybody who votes for Democrats as the true colors of what they actually do. So this man, who is a black man in Chicago, the mayor, has decided that the black community is not robust enough or active enough to elect him mayor again. So he has decided that he's going to allow all of the illegals to come to Chicago that he can, and then he's going to pander to them by giving them the money that should have went, rightfully so, to people that are speaking at this conference.

600 million dollars, bro.

Yeah, that's bullshit. Think if you lived in a black community in fucking Chicago, and your black mayor who you voted for to help fix the black communities is giving all the money to fucking illegal migrants. That's insane shit. People are pissed, and they should be pissed. They should. This is actually a really good time for all of Americans to unite around these things that are happening. I think it's happening. It is. It's really nice to see.

I like Take this last piece, too. This last lady, they go, Check this out. I don't even talk to you no more. I have no respect for you. You're raggedy. Your administration is raggedy. The Democratic Party is detrimental to America, and You by far have continued to let it just do whatever because you don't care because you don't store so much money, right? And you don't went down to Congress and unlawed on the oath because you were just an idiot. You You are a weak man. You are a traitor. Please bring in ICE because we are under attack.

You all invaded our communities in our city, in our state with illegal aliens. And I'm telling you right now, we're taking our city back. Everybody going to feel safe. Everybody going to be prosperous, not just one. Everybody, the whole Chicago. Chicago is going to flip red until our Almighty God.

Let me cut her off.

She ain't wrong. None of those people are wrong. No. And it shows that the black communities are waking up, which is why they are importing these people and trying to protect them. So, yeah, I love that. And it's a great time for people to unite. And that's why I said when we were covering this first story that we need to not fall into the propaganda of being marketed. Even though there is injustices happening, we have to realize that they are being marketed to us in a way to create division against our fellow American, black, white, yellow, red, gay, straight, whatever. And we have to be smart enough as people to not fall into that, no matter how mad some of this shit does make us. Because most people ain't like that. They're just not.

No, that's real, man. Guys, what you guys got on this chat? Let's get the chat up in here. Somebody said, The only division that there should be is healthy and unhealthy.

Listen, man, we We need unity. Unity is the only thing that's going to fix this. It's unity between the black Americans and the white Americans. That's what it is. We're the two biggest groups. We would love to have the Latino community as well. But the reality is, is If they could get people to look past the color of their skin, these people wouldn't have any fucking power. Then we have to ask ourselves, how stupid are we to get bent out of shape because of the color of someone's skin? That's insane. That's low IQ shit. Americans are smarter than that, and we have to be bigger than that if we plan on beating the tyrants that are causing all the disruption, oppression in our country. We're unique in a multicultural country. We're really the only one that has ever succeeded, ever. That comes from us seeing each other for who we are, not for what we look like on the outside. That's a big thing. It's really It's really hard to unite when we see things like what we talked about in the first topic. It's really hard to unite those things, but we have to be smarter than that.

We have to be smarter. We have to say, That's fucking horrible, but here's the truth of the situation, and we got to handle it, and that's it. It shouldn't be a black or white thing. It shouldn't be a fucking race thing. It should just be a bad and a good thing. Evil people do evil shit, and we hold them accountable, and that's If we held them accountable at something at a level that was fearful, that they were afraid of, that struck fear to the core of their being, it would actually save a lot of these people's lives, not the victims. It would save the aggressors' lives because those people would realize, Fuck, I can't do that. This is what we have in the Middle East. Fuck, I can't take that gold bracelet when everybody's left the market because they'll cut my fucking hand off.

I won't be able to wear a bracelet.

Guess what happens? Yeah, right. Nothing It happens. There's hundreds of videos on the internet of people leaving keys like Bugatti's and Rolls-Royce's on the windshield of their fucking car overnight in the Middle East, and no one fucks with it. You know why? Because there's real consequences, and we need real consequences here. Trump talks a big motherfucking game. Where the fuck are these consequences, big guy? Because that's the only thing that's going to fix it.

We need it, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think with that being said, we got our third and final headline, headline number three. Your people, bro.

We'll see.

A woman quills internet hate after being misidentified as Philly's Karen. I'm a Red Sox fan. This shit was wild, bro. Karen's got to go.

Listen, lady, if you got the haircut and the glasses and you look like that, you're that. Yeah, you're that.

That's right.

Because they all look the same. All the Karen's look the same. They got the same fucking haircut. That's why it's called the Karen Cut. Yeah, that's right. Okay? You all got the same haircut.

Stop asking for it.

Are we going to play the video of her doing this shit? Oh, yeah. Please. I have a lot to say.

Bro, this is crazy.

Yeah, it's probably going to get me in trouble again.

Okay, we got to keep Andy out of trouble. But we got to talk about this, man. This shit's wild right now on the internet. The controversy over a Philadelphia Philly's fan who demanded that a father give her a home run ball during the team's game against the Miami Marlins continued to stir. Fans, irate at the woman who marched over to the father who took the ball and gave it to his young son, tried to find out who she was. It created an Internet rumor that pointed to a woman named Sheryl Richardson-Wagner, but she has pushed back against the venomous online hate with the hilarious post on Facebook. Okay, everyone, I'm not the crazy Philly mom, but I sure would love to be as thin as she is and move as fast. And I'm a Red Sox fan, she wrote. New Jersey School district because there was talks that this lady had got fired from her school district job. Those are all rumors, internet rumors.

I don't even think the main lady should get fired for anything. You shouldn't take someone's job because of what they do at a fucking baseball game.

Just shame her on the internet. That's it.

That's all she needs. You start taking people's jobs, you're fucking just like Yeah.

Just shame her. Okay, just internet shame. That's all she needs. I agree with that. But here's a clip. So there was a home run ball that went to the stands. Nobody initially caught it and went to the seats.

It's like every game we've Have you ever been to. Everybody knows the rules. They hit the ball on the fucking stand. Never in the history of baseball has someone actually misunderstood that rule. You have to be a dumb motherfucker, stupid as fuck or totally evil to think that because you were about to grab the ball, it was yours.

Well, I almost got it.

I almost made a billion dollars, but I didn't, so it's mine. The fuck out of here.

I almost bought a Bugatti one. Yeah. And I need those.

Fuck, man.

There's a couple of angles on this. This is a very up-close look of her going to the dad and getting this ball back. Let's check this out. You took it from me. You took it from me.

That was good. I've seen my hands. I finally heard that.

Took the ball.

First of all, it wasn't in her hands. No. She's completely lying. Okay, and this is how these people behave. I'm the victim. Did you see that? That's what happened to me. She's a liar. Oh, yeah. And they've gotten away with lying for fucking decade.

She belongs to a gaggle.

No, Karen. Just keep going. I have a lot to say. Yeah.

Well, so there's a second clip because obviously she got some shit for doing this.

Okay, I want to point out. I'll point it out after the next clip. I'm so fucking pissed about this, bro. It makes me so angry. Really? Yes. It's not funny.

Yeah, but she got ashamed. She got ashamed. But she decided to do this while she was getting ashamed. This is another look. Check this out. Now she's getting some shit from the other guy. She goes up to another guy. Yeah, you tell it. What? What do you do? He gets up in this guy's face.

Okay, look at Look how close she is to that motherfucker's face.

She came from a young kid, bro.

Oh, shit.

Look at that.

Who the fuck do you think you are? Who do you think you are? This?

Everybody's giving me shit. She's getting booed. Flips the bird. There it is. Good job, Karen.

You fucking dick it.

Put your glasses on. All right.

I don't have a problem with her flipping people off. I got three problems here. Number one, you didn't touch the motherfucking ball. No, you didn't. Okay? And this is what these people do. They create the gap between almost and it happened, and then they... No, I swear to God. They create a gap between what almost happened and what could have happened, and then they tell the story as it did happen. And that is what these people do, these far left, fucking crazy Karen people. And we, as people who don't want conflict and want to just go on with our day, have not confronted these people as a group. We have allowed them to shame and call names and bully people online and at the school meetings and all this shit. That's number one. Fuck these motherfuckers. You didn't touch that ball. And you should be super ashamed and embarrassed that you wanted it from a child. Secondly, to the dad. Listen, dude. No way.

Hold on.

Listen, dude, you just taught your kids to capitulate to weakness for convenience. You have no idea what you just taught your kids. You taught your kids to be to be bullied, to be picked on, to allow people to walk the fuck all over them for the rest of their motherfucking lives, and they will remember it forever because it has been such a big deal in front of everybody.

Bro, that's such a terrible fucking...

Yeah, you failed, bro. I'm sorry, you failed. And not only did you fail your kids, you failed everybody because everybody's tired of this shit. You could have been famous for the girl. Oh, yeah. No, he would have... Well, regardless, this is going to stir up. People aren't going to deal with this anymore. Thirdly, and this is the part that people are going to get uncomfortable about, what would happen to you as a man if you did that to another man? Oh, fuck. Yeah.

What would happen? Oh, we're fighting. We're fighting.

If another man Got in my fucking face. We're fighting. We're fighting. If another man got in my fucking face-We're fighting. Within one inch of my face, swinging their finger, I'm going to fucking destroy that person, and I don't care who the fuck it is.

No matter.

For someone to act like this, we made this point on the show before, The reason that she is comfortable doing that is because she has never faced any physical repercussions to doing that. That is a big difference between men and women like this. That's the truth. People get so pissed when you say that shit. That is not okay to get in someone's face like that. Who the fuck do you think you are getting in somebody's stranger's face one inch away from... Bro.

Dude, I feel bad for her husband, bro.

Bro, I'm just saying-whatever that was, she was sitting next to. What are we doing? Allowing these people to... The tails wagging the dog in society, bro. We're afraid of people who talk this mad shit because they've never had any repercussions. Bro, that woman should be shamed into oblivion for fucking the rest of her life. And anytime this happens to a man, you cannot give in. No. You cannot let these people win. These are the people who bully everyone in every scenario in all society who have created cancel culture and political correctness. And they figured out that they can scream and yell and throw tantrums and get their fucking way. Bro, I cannot... Dude, I couldn't believe how she got in those dudes' faces like that.

Dude, it's crazy.

What are you... Dude, that only comes from a complete lack of repercussions in any way, shape, or form. Dude, I don't know, man. I just think that's insane. I think it's insane for any human being to get in someone's face like that. No. And be confident in doing it, that there's going to be no repercussions.

Now, I mean, here is the- Bro, some of the ladies are going to have to step in here, bro.

Yeah. Yeah, for real, dude. Some of you ladies, these people that act like that, I know there's a lot of men situations that need to happen, but I think people in general, men and women, need to stand the fuck up and hold the fucking line against these people who just think they're going to bully everybody and not get shit happen to them.

Now, there is a good piece of this story.

Yeah, the kid got all this shit. But that's not going to equate, bro.

The lesson that was still missed.

That was a market. Did you see the interview with the fucking dad and the kid and the girl? No, I didn't see it. The kid was like, I didn't want to give it back. I don't really understand. He said to his dad, I don't really understand why you gave it back. Oh, man. Yeah, bro. And he's like this dude without any testosterone in his body. You could see it the way he reacted.

Oh, bro. Yeah. He flinched.

It's like, dude, The fuck are you doing? The fuck are you doing in my face?

You could tell he only gets the kids on the weekends.

Look, man, I'm going to tell you this. I don't know. No, there's no way. He'll never forget it. He'll never be able to fix it. It's sad.

It's sad. I do like... Just shout out to the Philly's, though, for trying to correct the problem. I saw this clip of... I guess she works for the Philly's organization. She came by. Let's check this out.

This is his fucking birthday, dude. It was his birthday. This is his birthday. Your dad still gave the ball back.

Fuck, He gave that ball back and his balls.

He had his balls.

Bro. Then, like you said, he got to meet one of the Philly's players after we got a signed bat.

That's great, man. What's his face? He's played for Cardinals. Oh, really? Yeah. Harrison Bater.

Oh, sick.

Good dude, man. Yeah.

Well, I mean, of course, she's now an official meme.

Well, I mean, look, man.

Somebody made this one. That's mine, too.

I mean, look, bro, This is more than just what it appears to be. It's the representation of that entire culture bullying the rest of the culture into their way. And dude, we can't have it. It's got to be done. Dude, that's all I got to say, man. I'm way more upset about this than probably what I should be, but it's because of what it represents in culture. I don't think that it's okay for any human being to get in anybody's face like that for any reason unless you know you're ready to fucking fight.

Yeah, it's crazy, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation.

Imagine you're doing that, bro, to any man, any fucking man, any man. There's no way I'm getting in someone's face without expecting a physical confrontation.

Yeah, and being prepared for it. Yes. No.

It's crazy, man. Dude, people need to conduct themselves. Like, real talk, a hundred years ago, what would have happened? No. I'm serious. What What would have happened? What would have happened? Right.

Yeah, man, guys, jump on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think.

It's not okay. No.

It's not.

She was poking them dudes in the chest with her fucking finger, bro. No. I know. Bro, you know what's going to happen as a man, you poke another man in the chest with your finger. I mean, that's saying, We are fucking fighting.

That's it. Let's go, buddy.

Yeah. Every time I've ever poked somebody in the chest, I got punched. I remember every motherfucking time.

Guys, jumping on this conversation, man. Let's go down in the comments.

Let's see the chat.

Chat, what we got on this? Break that finger. Yeah. She's been banned from the- Maybe we shouldn't go to the chat. Bro, I mean, look, man, people are tired of these people.

They're tired of these people. They're tired of these people. I'm fucking tired of it.

Yeah, man. Guys, let's look down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, we have our final segment of the show. As always, we have Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck.

That's where we bring it. How are we going to stop these people?

Bro, here's the craziest thing. I know it might just be DJ's take, man, but I don't know. But I've never ran into one in the wild. I have. You know what I'm saying?

I have.

Yeah, but I haven't.

I tell them, Shut the fuck up. Bro, I got a whole thing. You know how you got that thing? That mad blackface thing? Yeah. When COVID was going on, DJ was able to do things that I wasn't able to do. This is the truth. It's true. We would walk into places and they wouldn't say shit to DJ. But then they say some shit to me. I'm like, What the fuck? Sir. So I asked DJ, I was like, What the fuck you got? What's the secret? He's like the mad blackface. What's it look like? Is that what it looks like? That's all you got? That works. That good?

It's pretty good. Really? It's pretty good. Shit, bro.

My face is meaner than that. Just like, Normal. Hold on. Let me see.

You're making me laugh, man. Fuck. Hold on.

Let's see it. Mad blackface. I'm trying.

They're making me laugh, man. Fuck. So can we put a mask on? Let's try that.

Sir, I need you to put a mask Did that bring back trauma for everybody? Did that bring back any trauma? I'm sorry, I put a mask on, so. Sir, I need a mask. Mask. Wear a mask. We're a fucking mask.

All right.

Yeah.

I ain't got it in here.

All right. Anyway, DJ with this mad blackface, right?

Yeah, that's what it is.

I got a whole thing, man. When these people do this shit. Okay. I don't say shit. I just give them a look, right?

Okay. That's yours.

Okay. Hold on.

See? See? Sir, that is my ball.

That's my ball. Hold on. I got to be looking over here. Because it involves a head turn. That's what I'm saying, man. All right, so start. Sir, that's my ball. I can't I can do it. Anyway, I just turn and look and I wait. Okay. I turn and look and I wait.

Awful pause.

That's good. Then I say, Shut the fuck up.

That's right.

Just like that. And they fucking go away, bro. They fucking go away. I don't even have to raise my voice. I don't have to fucking yell. I just say, Shut the fuck up. And they fucking go away, bro. They don't know what to do because you're not yelling.

Wait. Do you remember those... Bro, you wake up at 3: 00 in the morning, those infomercials on the TV with all the songs? The songs? Yeah. For 1999, you can buy this ultimate collection. You mean back in the day? Yeah, right. You just reminded me of that infomercial when that turned. I was hearing Michael Bolton on the fucking- I got the fucking wind blow through my hair. Tell me how am I supposed to live?

Hold on, let's try it that way. Let's try it that way. Give me some music here.

Tell me how am I I'm supposed to live without you. For 1999.

Shut the fuck up. You're not getting a raise, bro.

Fuck, man. You can buy this entire collection.

Bro, shut the fuck up.

Endless classics.

It works, man. It does. It does. Because people don't know what to do. They see you just stay calm and look right at them. You got to look through them.

No, you got to look through their soul for sure. I look at their impression. That's what I look at.

But that guy was a fucking easy target, bro. It's like a wounded duck.

Too easy, bro. Too easy, man. Let it go too easy, bro.

Bro, all the dudes need to start taking test.

That's what it is. I know. That's what it is. Decent amount. More than recommend. Guys, let's get to our final segment, man. We got thumbs up.

Bro, if that guy was fit in his shape and had his shit together, she would not have even approached him. No. It wouldn't happen. Who took that ball? That guy. I'm going to call the police. Yeah. Shame on that guy.

That's what it would have been.

Shame on that guy.

He stole my ball. Yeah. That I never touched. Yeah, man. Thumbs up or dumb as fuck, guys. Got to bring it up. We should talk about it. We vote on it. It gets one of those two options. I think you'll like this one. It has to do with cars. It's speeding.

All right.

All Thumbs up or dumb.

Don't ask. I already know what you're going to ask. What? I can't admit it publicly.

What?

Who fucking first? If you're drinking.

Listen, I would not let you incriminate me.

If you have to know, I got pictures.

It's right. Yeah, that's our It's up or dumb as fuck, Hélan reads, Speeding phantom Ferrari driver, finally napped after six years of evading Czech authorities. This is crazy. All right. Have you seen this? No. Heard it? No. Okay. He has a need for speed and a lawyer. Police have finally caught up with a mysterious speed demon who has been illegally tearing up Czech motorways in a Ferrari Formula One-style car for nearly six years. No way. The phantom Ferrari driver was followed by cops to a property in the village of Bulk, 37 miles from Prague, where they arrested a 51-year-old man behind the wheel, Czech police said in the post on Twitter. The distinctive car, driven by an individual clad in full racing gear, has been spotted speeding and evading traffic authorities numerous times since 2019. There was video from the Sunday morning that showed the car driving around the D4 motorway and stopping at a gas station, the BBC reported. Footage also captured the reluctant driver arguing with officers that they were trespassing on his property, the outlet reported. His son later told Czech Media that several dozen police cars and a helicopter swarmed the home, blasting the police response as disproportionate to a supposed traffic violation.

So this was the Czech police. They put this out in a tweet saying, Thanks to information from drivers. This morning, we stopped a formula driver in the village of Book, who was speeding along the D4 Highway. The police identified the driver as a 51-year-old man and subsequently took him to the district Department to provide an explanation. This is a picture from the roadway.

He's got a real F1 car.

Bro, and he's in the fucking Marvel, everything, bro.

I love it. He's my hero.

He's arguing with him right now for getting to his house. So, yeah, it's him on the fucking highway. Could you imagine taking that shit out in 40 minutes?

That's every car dude's dream. Fucking dream. Yes, that is every car dude's dream. There's a scene in that movie with I forgot the name of it where he plays the F1 driver, where they do this scene through the city and shit. It's pretty badass. Listen, I'm doing that.

Well, that's where I was going next. I could see you doing that.

What is it? What is it? Driven, yeah.

I could see you doing that.

I would absolutely do it. I could see you doing it. Yeah, I would.

I'm trying to follow in a fucking car. Keep the cops off you.

Not only would I do it, I'm going to do it. That's right.

I mean, you can't make those things street legal. I mean, you're just full-blown criminal.

Yeah, but you're not catching them That's right.

I mean, six years.

It's not because... Like, dude, have you ever seen a F1 car turn? I mean, with anybody that's capable of driving, you're not getting caught.

Yeah, that's crazy. But I mean, no, that was a pretty big police response.

I love the fucking helicopter and shit. They couldn't catch him. I think this is awesome.

I love the full uniform. I mean, he's all in.

Well, I mean, you got to be safe.

Would you wear the full uniform?

It's a fire uniform.

Oh, you got it. It's fire-retarded.

Yeah, man. What? Bro, it's hot as fuck in those things, too. Those are not just cover suits.

It's Kevlar and shit.

They're fucking hot on the inside, bro.

There's no AC.

The inside of a race car is one of the hottest places on the planet.

What did I say? Why is it retardant? No, it was retardant.

Retardant.

Yeah, that's why I said it.

No, he didn't say fire retardant.

I mean, it's probably...

That's like a command. It's probably that, too. It's like a command. Fire retardant.

So you're doing this?

Yes. 100% I'm doing it. Listen, eventually, this will be me. Other people aspire to be like astronauts. Yeah, right. I aspire to drive an F1 car. On 270.

On the road.

Fucking 270. I'm not going to do it here in St. Louis. I'm not going to do it here in St.

It'd be pretty lit.

No, I couldn't do that here.

Where would we have to go?

Somewhere else. Not here. Okay. Never here.

Thumbs up for this guy.

Yeah, of course. I think it's lit.

This is amazing. I think it was great.

Did they say what he's going to... What punishment?

I don't know. I mean, it's check. It's check Republic. I don't know how strict they are about that shit.

I say like that. Bro, what would you do if you were driving down the road and you saw a fucking Formula One car?

I mean, what could you do?

I would love it.

I think it'd be... I mean, dude, it looks pretty sick. I mean, from the traffic cameras and shit, it looked pretty sick.

He must be a wealthy guy because F1 cars are expensive.

He's got to have some money.

Especially like race used cars. That's like a whole thing.

How much is that thing?

What would you imagine? It just depends. It depends on...

I mean, this could be a kit car, too, right? Don't they sell kit cars and shit?

Yeah, I don't know. I don't have a close enough look at it, but the truth... I mean, you can buy race used F1 cars. People collect those. No shit. Oh, yeah, dude. It's a huge collector market. If they've won a race or finished... Dude, they're worth tons of money, dude. There's entire collectors that just collect F1 cars.

That's crazy.

Yeah, man. I mean, a new F1 car is 10 to 20 million bucks. So you can imagine what a great...

They put some historic shit on there.

They don't usually sell for that much afterwards. But they're so much it costs. They're millions of dollars. They're not cheap.

Fuck, man. Well, thumbs up to this guy.

The problem is, I don't know if I could fit in one.

No, they are tight. Don'tyeah, they got to custom make the seats and shit for the driver.

Oh, yeah, they mold it. It's molded to you. Most race car drivers are really small. Yeah, they are. People see Verstappen on F1 show, whatever the show's called.

Draft to Survival.

And They're like, Oh, he's really... Dude, these guys are tiny, bro. They're like, he's the biggest one. What's he? A 160 something?

Yeah, fuck.

I mean, these are not big guys. They're not small as jockeys, but they're small. Yeah.

Jeez, man. Well, thumbs up for I'm sure if he has enough money to run around in a Formula One car, he'll figure it out. He got some pretty decent attorneys.

Yeah, he's probably doing it right now. That's right, man.

Well, guys, Andy, that's all I have.

Yeah. Don't be a hoe.

Share the show. We're from sleepin' on the flow. Now my jury box froze. Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove. Counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booted swole. Got her on bankroll, can't fold. Just a no. Headshot, case closed. Pretty decent attorneys. Yeah, he's probably doing it right now. That's right, man. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I have. Yeah. Don't be a hoe. Share the show.