Transcript of 785. Andy & DJ CTI: Top Agents Were Kept In The Dark About Trump Assassination Attempt, Biden-Harris DOJ Sues Visa Over Alleged Debit Card Monopoly & Diddy's Lawyer Explains Baby Oil Bottles

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Dude, there is a lot happening today. We got a lot to cover. Cool. Got a lot to get into, so let's just do it. I wanted to bring in this first, man, because this video, I personally-Well, before we get into it, I just want to say you guys are still blasting me about how to support.

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All right. Let's get into it, man. I wanted to bring this up, dude. This video, this clip is actually going mega viral right now, and it's fucking awesome. And not awesome That's one of the reasons I think most people look at it, but let's check it out. Outraged Trump-supporting mom confronts and blasts school for forcing 17-year-old to register to vote Democrat without her consent, claiming Trump win would doom Black people. This is crazy. This is crazy. But I love this video. I absolutely love it. So let's dive into this a little bit. A mother in Pittsburgh is furious after her 17 18-year-old daughter was pulled out of class and told to register to vote without her consent. To make matters worse, the school's staff allegedly pushed a blatant political agenda, suggesting that, quote, if Donald Trump was elected, Black people would be doomed. In a now viral TikTok video, Kay Montana shared the distressing experience her daughter, Naila, went through, claiming, Pittsburgh public schools not only registered her to vote without her permission, but was also subjected to political indoctrination, quote, My 17-year-old daughter was pulled out of class and told she needed to register to vote.

Not only was she told how to register, she was told who she should vote for, Kay said in her viral video. Now, the clips is like six, almost seven minutes long, so we won't watch the whole thing. So let's check this clip out.

Because I'm pissed right now. Okay, what's going on? So yesterday, you You pulled my daughter out of class, and you told her that it was mandatory for her to vote. No, I didn't say it was mandatory. So that's what she told me. These are her words that she said it was mandatory that she votes. No, ma'am. But go ahead. Finish telling me. Okay. And that she You projected your fears and insecurities on her, telling her if Donald Trump was elected, Black people would be doomed. Oh, no, ma'am. No, ma'am. So let me say this. I am a minority inspector for 10, 16 And you know, as a minority inspector, you never, ever, ever discuss politics or your beliefs or anything like that. So can we call my daughter down here? Because at this point, you're making it like she's a complete liar. My daughter have never told me someone said anything such to her like this. No, ma'am. So this is what happened. I did call her down to raise her to vote because we're raised during all the 18-year-olds to vote. She's not 18. She's 17. Yeah, but she turns 18 before the election.

Yeah, but I could have took my daughter to register her to vote. I did not ask for you all to register my daughter to vote. I have not even spoke to her about the election yet. I am not a Harris supporter. I am a Trump supporter. Yes, ma'am. She told me that. So for you to tell her anything, and it's like now you're saying she's lying. So now I want her to come down here. Listen, I'm not saying your daughter's lying. What I'm saying is that I did call her into my office. I did raise her her to vote. We did have a conversation about it. She did ask me about Trump. She did ask me about Harris. So we started a conversation about what's going on. I wasn't projecting- Two seconds ago, she said, As a minority inspector, we're not allowed to ever, ever, ever, ever talk about our beliefs in politics.

Am I the only one that heard that?

I heard that.

Okay, continue.

She also don't want to call her daughter down.

No, because she's totally lying.

She's lying, bro.

She's caught.

Yeah. I wasn't projecting anything on her. I was just talking about things that are going on in the world. Yeah, did you tell her about the border being unsecure? Did you tell her about all the illegal criminals that's in this country right now? So we did have a conversation about the border, and we did talk about the border policies and all of that. We did have a conversation about everything. So let me just say this. I apologize to you for offending you because that was not my intentions. I was not trying to project any of my political beliefs on your daughter or anything like that. That's why I don't know why the conversation was head. What consent forms did I sign saying I was okay with my daughter being registered to vote in school. She's still 17 years old Cool. So what consent forms were signed for that? None. Because there really isn't any. We just raised our students to vote here. At every high school, they're raising students to vote. But she's still not 18. She haven't until the 21st of October, I believe, to register, and her birthday is on the fifth. Right.

So we are permitted to raise her all students whose birthday is that happens by the fifth, because that's the date of the election.

Completely fucking lying. And the mom even submitted some screenshots of the text messages going back and forth with her daughter, Naila, where her daughter sent her saying, It made me register to vote today. I didn't want to, but they forced me. I said, I'll do it another time. But then she told me I had no choice voice, which I think is a lie. I'm not even 18 yet. To which the mom replied, Who made you and what party did you choose? It was a she and Democrat. Did they tell you to pick that? And who was the lady? I forgot her name. I found out tomorrow. And yeah, basically, she kept saying how it'll be bad if I pick Trump because of what he was doing to the Mexicans and stuff. I wasn't really paying her no mind. Where was this lady at your school? Where? Yes, my school. She pulled me out of class to register. I asked to do it another time, and she said I really couldn't. Yeah. And they go on and says, the mom says, I'm pissed. She had no right to fill your head up with lies and choose what party you were registering for.

I am your mother, and I will talk to you about what you won't even be 18 until the fifth. Yeah, she was definitely telling me all this bad stuff about Trump saying us Blacks are doomed and going to be done if they let Trump back in. And I'm like, Ma'am, please. And I know that that's what I said. She said, I ain't had no choice but to do it at the time. To which the mom finally replied, I'm calling up there tomorrow. This is total disrespect. If we vote Kamala, we are doomed. She really tried to fill your head with lies. I fucking love this.

Yeah, I love it. It's weird that any school administrator would do that, right? I mean, they've only been indoctrinating kids since they were three, telling white kids that they're evil for being white, telling black kids they have no chance because they're black, and the systematic racism. Then you have a white principal or whatever this lady is telling a Black-Minority inspector.Who's a white-What the fuck is that?a white minority inspector who's telling a black family that if You don't vote for Kamala, you're doomed. What does that sound like to you?

It sounds racist. Just a little bit.

You can't think for yourself, so you better listen to me because I know.

Dude, and it's crazy because I remember in middle school, they had this thing every year during the elections and shit. It was like kids vote or whatever. They did mock elections. They showed you how to vote and set up fake ballots and shit like that. I remember that, but I remember, even then-So it's just the regular election with fake ballots and shit. Exactly. Yeah, right. But even then, our teacher is like, Yeah, man, you guys should vote Democrat. It was always indoctrinated. Yeah, of course. You know what I'm saying? But you're making this 17-year-old go through some legal shit that you have no right to do. At the end of the day, that's the parents' choice, man. I applaud this mother. I think she's fucking-Oh, yeah.

Dude, she's killing it. Way more of that.

I feel like this is actually happening a lot more than people are aware of.

If you watch the whole clip at the end, she's like, I'm calling the news. She's like, Okay.

Dude, it's fucked up, man.

Hey, man. This is happening every day. This is happening in every school. This has been happening in every school since these kids were old enough to comprehend and understand and communicate. They've been told, and not just Black kids, white kids, too. They've been told, You vote Democrat. If you vote anything but Democrat, you're a racist. That's what they tell these kids. They tell the white kids that. They tell the Black kids, If you don't vote Democrat, you're trading your own race in. We have grown adults, literally social pressuring little kids to feel a certain way about life that is based on the adult's perspective and not based on the children's her own thoughts or critical thinking or perspective or the family's perspective. This is what's been going on for years. I mean, it's not surprising to me. I'm glad she got this on camera, but guys, this happens every day, and you know that it's happening at your kid's school, too. It happened to you guys if you look back and remember how they do this. The schools today are not about education. They are not about teaching how to think. Are there good teachers?

Sure. But those good teachers are few and far between compared to the people who think that being a teacher makes you an activist for a certain political cause or party. We're supposed to teach our kids how to do math, how to operate in life, how to be able to run finances, which we don't teach very much at all. Read, right? Basic shit. Yeah, how to function as a high-performing person in society. We don't do that. We teach them how to be robots. We teach them how to be dependent. We teach them not how to think, but what to think. This is why when Trump says the Department of Education needs to be reworked and disbanded and rebuilt, I agree with him.

I'm going to see if I can sign up to be a majority inspector. I'm going to go to these schools and tell little white kids that they got to vote for Trump where they're doomed. Look at Billy.

Yeah. Dude, it's just it's insane. It's insane that these people think that they have more say over people's children than the people have themselves. We see this happening with the gender ideology. We see this happening with politics. We see this happening with all sorts of social initiatives, and it's not okay. It's not okay. It's not okay for grown adults to manipulate little children into being what they want them to be. This is why people get so pissed off about all this shit that's going on with the gender ideology and the books that are being removed. I see a lot of leftists complaining or saying, The right wing is just like Hitler. They're removing books. Do you know what books they're removing? Which ones are they doing it? Yeah, they're removing the books that are legitimately way out of line for any small child to be reading or have read to them. These are books about sexual situations and Look, man, kids aren't supposed to be groom in that manner. They're not supposed to be taught these things when they're little kids. And these people are forcing these adult issues on these little kids and essentially, not just indoctrinating them, but stealing their childhood.

The innocence of being a child, man. When I was a kid, I ride my bike, I'm outside playing GI Joe and fucking baseball and shit. I'm not worried about sexuality and gender shit. Now we have these grown teachers who are clearly mentally ill, pushing their own ideology, their social ideology, their gender ideology onto little bitty children, little bitty kids. That's not appropriate.

Well, see, the difference is, and I'm sure, Andy, when you were a little kid, you're running around, you may have found and stumbled upon a Playboy magazine or something. That's at home, though. You were able to... You know what I'm saying? Your dad caught you, mom caught you. You were able to handle that there. You That's a family issue. He wasn't being given these fucking magazines and shit in school by a fucking teacher. That's a difference.

Or little animated Playboys, which is what the fuck these books are. Which is what they are, bro.

They are animated because they have illustrations of this shit.

Bro, Listen, 10 years ago, these people would be put in jail for child pornography.

It's insane. I don't see the difference, man. I don't either. I don't see the difference.

I think people are getting pissed. It's not just a certain group of people that are getting pissed. These teachers are way out over their skis. They're out of fucking control. Like I said, are there great teachers? Sure. But there is a big group of teachers who are way out of control with what they believe about the children and their responsibility of what they're teaching to the children. When we look at these teachers, we have to realize that these teachers are communists. They are communists teachers. Communist ideology has infiltrated our school schools to the point where a whole bunch of programs are now considered normal in our schools, which are highly abnormal. All right?

It's crazy, man. Yeah, it's fucking nuts, dude. Shout out to this mom. They need to change their fucking position. Minority Inspector. You're inspecting minorities. That sounds racist as fuck.

Bro, come on, dude.

She takes it as a fucking bad environment. Listen, I'm the Minority Inspector.

No, the term minority/majority is just a divisive term term anyway. We should be referring to each other as Americans. We are Americans. It doesn't matter if there's this many white people or this many black people or this many Asian people. Who gives a fuck? You're fucking American, dude. That's the whole point. It's crazy.

Guys, jump on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, man, let's get to our headlines. Got a lot of shit out here today, man. Really? I got a lot. Let's dive into it. Headline number one. Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfussella. Com. You can find them linked there. Headline number one. Top secret service agent in Pittsburgh says he was kept in dark on credible threat ahead of Butler Rally. There is still a lot of fucking updates coming out of this, and I think it's important to cover it because it just solidifies our thoughts and theories that are already out there.

It's being memory hole by most of the news.

Most of the news. The Secret Service Special Agent in charge of the Pittsburgh Field Office was not informed of credible threats to former President Trump ahead of his July 13th outdoor rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, and detailed in handwritten notes. They didn't learn about the threats until after the assassination attempt when they saw it on television. In a preliminary report on the July 13th assassination attempt on Trump, released on Wednesday by the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, top senators listed several key failures of the Secret Service. Why am I hearing that there were threats to the site on TV? The special agent in charge of the Pittsburgh office wrote in a handwritten note after the attempt. How can the special agent in charge of our field office not know about any threats, and why did they feel that only one part of Special Operations divisions was sufficient to cover it instead of the entire package? The note continued. Now, what is he talking about? Well, he's talking about this, the fact This headline reads, Lead Secret Service agent at Trump's Butler Rally knew of credible intelligence of threat but didn't raise alarm. The lead agent at the rally knew there was a credible threat on Trump's life.

That and said nothing about it. He said nothing about it. Not only did he not inform the special agent in charge, he didn't inform the other key position decision makers in the details, and they're not releasing this person's name, this guy who knew the credible information. They're not releasing his name, not saying anything about it. To my knowledge, at the time of this recording, he has not been fired or any disciplinary action. In fact, they're all just jumbling around responsibility. It's pretty interesting. Despite the damning findings, the lead agent and 11 other members of the Secret Service, interviewed by investigators, refused to accept responsibility for any of the numerous security failures identified in the report. Now on to the second attempted assassination. There's new updates in that. Judge Eileen Canon to preside over trial of Ryan Ralph in attempted assassination of Trump case. So the same judge who threw out the bullshit case with the classified docs and all of that stuff in Florida. She's overseeing this trial. Florida Judge Eileen Canon, a Trump appointee who presided over the Biden-Harris DOJ's prosecution of Donald Trump in the Classified Documents case, will preside over the trial of Ryan Roth, who is now charged with attempted assassination.

Previously, there was just two charges. They've now added on the attempted assassination charge, which is great to hear. That's another update. Another news going on with our leaders of the world. Do you see Biden go on the view?

No, but before we get into this, I got to say something about this. The special agent in charge was not informed by the lead agent on site that there was a credible threat. Right. All right. Now, we've been talking about this since, obviously, it happened over and over and over again. Now, we've both agreed, and a lot of other people agree with us, that someone had to have allowed this to happen both times, both at Butler and at Trump International. So it's interesting to me that this person has not been named, has not been disciplined, and to our knowledge, has not been removed from any duties. Why? If we were connecting the dots and speculating on why that would be, what would the only logical conclusion be that they didn't remove this person, haven't named this person, and haven't taken any disciplinary action on this person?

Because they want third time to be the charm.

They are allowing it to happen. This is the gatekeeper, and this is speculation But by all accounts, and the evidence has shown, from what I see, this is their person who's allowing this to happen multiple times, and they don't want to get the person out there, the name out there, whatever. So that's just my take on what it looks like. What's it look like to you?

I mean, that's exactly what it looks like to me, Andy. We have events all the time. I run your security. This would be the exact equivalent to one of our guys on our team, knowing something's about to happen, either seeing a guy on the roof or knowing that there's a potential for some type of action, knowing that and keeping his fucking mouth shut.

Not to say shit to you.

Not to say anything to me. I have the power to either change shit, let you know, Hey, we're canceling, we're going to move, we're going to do something, and not telling me fucking anything. I'm going to beat that guy's ass first.

At least.

But there's no way he's staying on. There's no fucking way. You're You are a threat. You are a threat. See something, you say something. That's our fucking rule. You think that's not their rule, too? Bro, I have a hard time believing that this is... At this point, we know it's intentional, and I And listen, we know great guys in the Secret Service. I know great fucking agents. Great guys. This is nothing against them because they're great guys. But there is a fucking problem.

There's a mole or a leak or a traitor there. There's a problem.

And those good guys, those that I know or don't know, you guys need to be speaking up, man, and pushing this shit out. Because until... Bro, it's going to cause so much more damage than I think people are even aware of. And God forbid, a third time is the fucking charm. It won't be good for this country, bro. It won't be good. Nothing good is going to come out of it. Nothing's going to come out. And so that's interesting. But even with that, though, we We talk all the time how these people on the left, they push this shit. It's like they want this to happen.

Of course they do.

Of course they do. And they have no problem going on TV, on Twitter, on going in these interviews, and continuing to push this shit. Continuing to push it. And that's exactly what happened today by the alleged sitting President. Biden went on The View, man. He went on The View with Wolfie and all of those other brunchers. And he was asked a couple of softball questions They tried to cover him being forced out of the election. The question was asked by Alyssa Farris. She said, quote, did you feel that your hand was forced? And what is your relationship with Speaker Pelosi now? Because they were talking about how Speaker Pelosi allegedly had some involvement in Biden stepping aside. He said, My relationship is fine. Look, I never fully believe the assertions that somehow there was this overwhelming reluctance to my running again. I didn't sense that, Biden finally said. And although the polling, they said Biden polling was different, the fact of the matter is my polling was about always within range of beating this guy. The President added, There There are some folks who would like to see me step aside so they have a chance to move on.

I get that. That's just human nature. But that wasn't the reason that I stepped down. I stepped down because I started thinking about, it's hard to think of. I know you're only 30, but it's It's hard to think of. It's hard for me to even say how old I am. It's like, Holy God, that can't be right. So he's blaming it on his just his age, and he had to step around for somebody younger. But we all know that's not true. He showed himself he couldn't fucking put a sentence together during the presidential debate with Donald Trump. That's really what it was. But then it got to this threat part. Watch this clip.

Then he just wouldn't go. He was like a bug. He just kept being there. He was like a bug right there. So you felt...

Whoopi Goldberg is calling Donald Trump a bug and saying he's like a little fly buzzing around. Joe Biden slapped his hand on the fucking table as if he's squashing the bug. They have no problem doing the shit.

No. But if you do it, you go on a list. It'd be a problem. That's right.

It'd be a fucking problem. It wasn't just Biden. Even his own commerce secretary calls on Democrats supporters to deal with Trump, quote, Let's extinguish him for good. I remember that bloodbath comment that Trump made about the economy and how they took that and fucking ran with it. But you literally have people saying, Oh, it's going to get worse.

Let's extinguish him for good. It's going to get worse. These people are desperate. They know there's no accountability for them. They don't get punished. They don't get drugged through the media. Nothing happens to them when they say anything. Anybody who's on the other side says two fucking things and you're on some watchlist and you're all over the fucking news and blah, blah, blah. But these people get total immunity to hate with impunity at whatever they decide they want to hate. Dude, that's wrong. The people should stand up against that. The next time you guys see someone who is on the middle to the right side getting destroyed, you should all stand up and speak up for them.

Let's check this out.

He says, is the opposite. It's just another lie. How did we get here? Let's extinguish him for good. We have an answer.

We have a remarkably talented candidate who is sincere, who's pragmatic, who's open. Let's just get it done.

What candidate is she watching? These people are total liars, dude. They're complete liars. You have Kamala Harris, who was just endorsed by Dick Cheney, the biggest warmonger that's ever existed in the United States. She was also endorsed by every Hollywood actor with the exact same line of endorsement. She was I'm endorsed by the IRS. And I don't know about you, but when the IRS came out and endorsed her, that pretty much got me, dude. I'm definitely switching my vote. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to vote for her. We got all these people. We got this ditty shit, and people keep saying, Oh, this ditty shit's a distraction. No, dude, it's all intertwined. It's all intertwined to their sphere of influence. We got all these things happening at once, and they're all related. They're not unrelated. Fuck, dude. People, they're delusional.

Bro, if you need any more reason, this also comes out today. Walls blasted for huddling with George Soros' son at New York City Luxury Apartment. Billionaire nepo, baby. Yeah, so Tim Walls, vice presidential candidate, was blasted on social media this week for visiting the upscale Manhattan apartment of Alex Soros, the son of billionaire liberal mega donor George Soros. He even posted it on Twitter. Alex Soros dig saying, quote, Honored to Host Governor at Tim Walls at my Home in New York City, with a few various pictures of them being there, to which he was destroyed in the comments, both of them, saying that, like this one person said, If this doesn't convince you to vote for Trump, I don't know what else will. Another person wrote, With respect, probably not helpful for you two to put yourself in the story like this.

My How many tampons did Tim Walsh offer you, Alex Soros? And more importantly, how many did you use?

I think it's also to the stamp of approval. You guys own him now, and you guys can go find out who you guys are on your own.

You got Zalinski campaigning for the people. You got the IRS backing them. You got fucking Alex Soros and George Soros backing them. You got the view- Whoopy Goldberg. Yeah, that stops it for me. Like, dude, The more people that endorse her, the more it's like it's pushing people towards Trump. It's all the wrong people. Like, bro, Dick Cheney is going to get your fucking kids killed, bro. You know what I'm saying?

I think most people understand what's going on.

I think even people who are Democrat understand what's going on.

Guys, do you understand what's going on? Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's go to Cruz.

Who is that Why is she standing in front of Israel flags like that?

That's the lady who said, Let's extinguish your Trump.

Is she a dual citizen? Do we know? Half of our government?

Wouldn't be surprised. Educational purposes only. Guys, let's look out in the comments. What you guys think? With that being said, let's go crew some of these comments. This first comment comes from Welding Lord. Says, If you want to know what Andy will be like on cocaine, see Macho Man, Randy Savage.

Oh, yeah. I can see it. I can see it.

I don't know. I can see it. Do the shirt rip.

Right now? Yeah. You want me to? Yeah. Do that. Which dollar?

Bro, I'm saying Go viral.

20 bucks, 20 bucks.

Anything for the grand, man. That's right. All right. Yeah. Thanks, Welding Lord. This next comment comes from William Cole, 6338. I have dyslexia. William Cole's 6348. He says, What would I do if a man wanted to hang out with my daughter? I'd buy the cheapest wood chipper I could find so it stalls out halfway through.

No, man, you got to get one of them old wood chippers, the tiny turn. Handcranks? Yeah, that's right. I don't even know if they make them, but we can make them. We're going to make our own thing.

A hand crank, wood chipper.

Yeah, hand crank, wood chipper.

I like it. I like it. I just wouldn't want the- That way, you really got to be committed.

You know what I mean? You got to put a little muscle behind it. How hard? Like, two people. It's like those old two-man saws. I think two people committed. It shows unity, builds camaraderie. You know what I'm saying? We're committed. We start to hear the crunchies, but you got to keep going. You got to get through the hard part.

I like it, William. Yeah. All right. Last comment comes from at Dimitri Prongo. 4890. He says, Don't fuck us up, Andy, and tell us this bullshit about my favorite vegetable, the onion.

Well, bro, come on.

You got a lot of hate on the onion. Really? Yeah. People say, You got your mind.

Nobody likes to be made a fool of. When they fall for jokes, It feels stupid. You all fell for a joke, and I'm sure you feel stupid about it. Also, you do like onions. No, I didn't fall for the joke. You all fell for the joke, including all the people that are mad. All you motherfuckers that are mad, go eat an onion and realize that you were the joke. Nobody eats a fucking onion out of the ground.

Yeah, nobody does that. No. Hold on. We cook the shit.

Listen, dude. Salads and chips. Okay, so the first time ever you pull this thing out of the ground and you're like, you take a bite of it. Nobody does that. Back in the day, you think they knew to cook this shit that grew in the ground? Yeah. No, they didn't. They cook carrots. It was a joke. You can eat carrots raw.

Yeah, but you can cook them, too. They made snooze and shit.

Listen, it was a joke. That's That's my official stance, and you all fell for it. So be mad at yourselves.

A mushroom and Swiss burger with fucking great onions on there? Bro, we're talking umami.

Listen, man, you shouldn't have... Listen, it's okay to be wrong. It's okay to be wrong. All you got to do is say, Hey, I was wrong. You know what I'm saying? I understand. We get made fun of and we fall for jokes and shit.

French onion soup.

You never have to- That's not even real food. What do you mean?

It's a soup.

For peasants. That fell for the joke.

That is actually true. That's true of the recipe. That's true. Onion rings? You don't fuck with onion rings, bro?

That's different.

Oh, no. Hold on.

That's different. No. That's different How the fuck is that different? Because it's mostly fried breading.

A blooming onion?

You have a Blooming Onion? I don't eat that one. The only onion rings I'll eat her from Culver's because there's no onions in them. It's just fucking the fried part. I can't help it. You guys are low IQ and you fell for the joke. You're grifting, man. No, I'm not. I see past the bullshit.

Guys, we appreciate you for being real-ass fans. Keep liking Keep commenting.

Yeah, keep them onions out of your mouth.

And keep the onions out your mouth. Yeah. And then your soups. Guys, let's keep this crew's moving. We got headline number two. This is a great story.

I like to be- If the onions are so good, how come nothing is flavor like onions.

Onion rings like a fucking funions. No.

Why don't they make drinks flavor like onions? Why don't they make fucking popsicles like onions? They don't make onion shit.

They don't make carrot popsicles either.

They make funions. Who eats funions? Guiltiest charge. Okay, that makes sense. Guiltiest charge. That makes fucking sense.

Bro, funions are delicious.

Do you think anything's not delicious?

All right, touche. Touche.

All right, I'm I'm a fat kid, bro. I am fat at heart, and there are still things I won't eat.

There's things I won't eat. What? Yeah, that's what I thought. I don't.

All right, let's go on to the headline number two, bro. We'll save you some embarrassment.

This is a great story to talk about. This is a great headline, great topic right here. Headline number two. Stay with me, guys. Headline number two reads, Biden-Harris DOJ sued Visa over alleged debit card monopoly. Okay, interesting, right? Let's dive into this a little bit. A little financial news for you guys. The Department of Justice announced Tuesday that it has filed a lawsuit against Visa, alleging that the company holds an illegal monopoly over the US debit card market, Fox Business reported. The DOJ alleged that more than 60% of debit card transactions are processed by Visa, which charges over $7 billion in fees for processing transactions. The DOJ also claimed Visa was able to monopolize these transactions by illegally tamping down the competition. The DOJ pointed to how Visa insists upon exclusive arrangements with merchants and banks while it, insulates itself from competition and smothers smaller, lower priced competitors. We allege that Visa has unlawfully amassed the power to extract fees that far exceed what it could charge in a competitive market. Attorney General Merritt Garland said in a statement, merchants and banks pass along these costs to consumers, either by raising prices or reducing quality or service.

As a result, Visa's unlawful conduct affects not just the price of one thing, but the price of nearly everything. The DOJ's lawsuit alleged that Visa, induces would be competitors to become partners instead of entering the market as competitors by offering generous monetary incentives and threatening punitive additional fees. Instead, the company engages in a, quote, deliberate and reinforcing course of conduct to cut off competition and prevent rivals from gaining the scale, share, and data necessary to compete for customers. Now, you have that. Okay, cool.

Now, do social media companies. Cool. Yeah.

All right. But DJ, how is this news? What's the news here? All right, well, it's juicy. Read this. I bet. Go ahead.

I was going to guess. I bet it has something to do with them not getting their cut of some sort. Okay, maybe I'm wrong. Probably not, though.

Read this headline.

Nancy Pelosi's husband dumps over five $100,000 in Visa stock weeks before DOJ's antitrust lawsuit. That sounds like a little bit of insider trading to me.

It's almost like he knew it was coming.

Almost. She's the best stock picker in in the world.

So she steals your- I thought it was still fucked up in the Hammer stuff.

Dude, they steal your money, then they invest their money, then they know the details of when the things are going to happen, so they never lose with your money. But you aren't privy to any of that information. No. We know how to invest your money better than you, clearly.

Bro, these people, man. Dignas here. So Nancy's Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi's husband, Paul Pelosi, dumped over $500,000 worth of Visa stock just weeks before the Department of Justice slapped the financial giant with an antitrust lawsuit, according to the New York Post. The timing couldn't be more suspect. Visa, one of the most dominant players in the debit card market, is now facing charges of monopolizing the industry. We just covered that. But if you go to Twitter, did you know Nancy Pelosi has a stock tracker? There is a group of guys. It's fucking amazing. It's amazing. And they posted this today. It says, The DOJ plans to open up a lawsuit against Visa saying they illegally monopolize the US debit card market. Paul Pelosi sold $1 million. Not even just $5. It was $1 million a Visa just two months ago. It's wild. Now, they reached out to Nancy Pelosi's office. What do you think she said?

Something stupid.

Nancy Pelosi's office, of course, was quick to deny any wrongdoing. Her spokesperson claimed that, Pelosi has no involvement in any Stock transactions. Speaker, Pelosi does not own any stocks, and she has no prior knowledge or subsequent involvement in any transactions, Congresswoman's spokesperson told the post. But that's not the only time. Maybe this was just a coincidence.

No, we know this is BS. We know this is insider trading. Look, if it doesn't matter if they lie, why wouldn't they lie? If it doesn't matter if they lie, we all say, Oh, man, it's crazy. They're lying. Well, if there's no repercussions and no accountability, what difference does it make if they lie or not? No shit, they're lying. We all know they're lying. Everybody in the world knows they're lying. But nobody's doing anything about it. So they continue to do it. If you could steal hundreds of millions of dollars and just say, I didn't do it, and you knew you were going to get away with it. She didn't do it? Yeah.

She didn't do it then. She said she didn't do it, so she didn't do it. I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

How does anybody think any different? Bro. How does anybody think any different? What do we do? Use your logic minds.

Bro, just a simple fact that their returns and their dividends and shit, their return on investment, when you look at the numbers, they are almost quadruple of a normal stock portfolio. You can't achieve that Without knowing what the fuck is happening.

Yeah, and nobody's doing anything.

He did it just in fucking December.

Would you stop if nobody did anything to stop you? You're making all this money?

Don't fix if it ain't broken. What are they saying?

But yet, they overregulate and overtax every legitimate business in the country.

$600 if you send somebody on Venmo or cash.

That's right. They're tracking your transfers on PayPal over $600. But these people can lose trillions of dollars off the balance sheet for the Pentagon. They can trade any stocks they want, make as much money as they want. Every single time they get called out, all they do is say this shit, Oh, Speaker Pelosi denies any wrongdoing. And that's that. So until there's accountability and until there's enough people that are pissed off, nothing's going to happen.

Bro, he just did this shit in December, too. He did it in December.

They've been doing it for 30, 40 years, dude.

Yeah, 20,000 shares of Google. A month before the DOJ filed their antitrust lawsuit against Google. In 2022, he exercised 1 million. It was somewhere around 1 to $5 million, again with Google, the alphabet, on call options. In that same year, he also sold all of his NVIDIA stock one day before Congress was set to vote on a bill that would boost domestic production and cancel those. There's plenty of evidence. I didn't know that NVIDIA was canceling their stock. You know what I'm saying? I didn't know that. We didn't know that. But these people sit on these fucking committees. They know this stuff. Here's my suggestion to fix this. I say we get all of these fucking people, anybody that has any stocks, they sit on any of these committees, and they have those stocks in those committees that oversee that shit. Take all of that fucking money. What do they say? Divide the wealth. What do they say? Right? Yeah. Let's do that then. Because these motherfuckers are-The redistribution of wealth.

Start with them.

Let's do it.

Then on top of it, when we look at these things and we consider what's actually happening. Did you see the video that I posted on my Instagram of that family in Ohio who was very poor, and they were talking about how the migrants had $30,000 on their EBT card? I saw that, yeah. It's wild. Everybody should be paying attention to what's happening here.

It's wild, bro. It's wild. But yeah, on top of that, let's hammer Trump. You know what I'm saying? He's going back to court right now for that civil fraud case they have where he's almost at half a billion dollars. Let's definitely beat up on him, but nothing with Pelosi or anything. That's fine.

Guys, jumping on- Dude, these people should... Man, Everybody knows what's going on. I've been talking about it for four years. These people need to be held accountable, legitimately. They laugh in our fucking faces, dude. They laugh in our fucking faces about how much money they steal from us, what they do with it. We're just dumb little plebes. They got all these working-class people barely being able to survive while they're building yachts and disassembling bridges to move the yachts through. All of these people It's wrong. It's just wrong, dude. It's criminal and it's wrong what's happening. And they think it's okay, dude. And then they tell these people, the working class people, that people like me who create the jobs and employ people and sponsor after all the Little League games and the teams and do all the shit in the community, that we're the devil. We're the bad guy. We're the reason that the working class can't get ahead. And these people are fucking legit just stealing the money, just stealing the money and then investing it, going into office where nothing, coming out worth hundreds of millions of dollars. And people are still... They believe anything these people say.

It's absurd. It's absurd.

Guys, jumping on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, let's get to our third and final headline. Headline number three. Got to get back to Diddy, man.

Diddy, diddy, diddy. Diddy?

Diddy, diddy. Diddy, did it. Yeah. Diddy, did it, man. Headline number three. Let's dive into this. We got a couple of interesting things happening here. First things up. Diddy's lawyer. He has a bizarre explanation for why he had so many bottles of baby oil.

Yeah, because they're all with drugs.

Yeah, but Sean- It could be GHP, it could be liquid cocaine, it could be all kinds of shit.

You know what I'm saying?

It's true. Sean Diddy Cohn's lawyer claims the rapper was found with so many bottles of baby oil in his home because the star likes to buy in bulk like any other American.

That's the best they got, bro. This guy's probably the most expensive lawyer in the world. This is like, they're sitting in the back room be like, Fuck.

What are we going to tell them? What are we going to tell them? What are we going to tell them? You're going to fucking Costco, bro.

That's what he said. I like Costco's pizza, man.

Dude, what can I say, man? It's a bargain.

You show me a picture of Diddy in Costco with a fucking pizza and some samples next to the old lady at the thing and a carton of lube, and we can have a discussion. We can talk about it. But that picture does not exist because it's a lie.

No, Mark Angfilillo was responding to claims by federal agents that they confiscated 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant from Combs' home in Miami, in Los Angeles, as part of a raid linked to a probe into his alleged sex trafficking empire. I don't think it was a thousand. I think it was a lot. So it was more than a thousand. This is the lawyer speaking, bro. I don't think it was a thousand. I think it was a lot. There is a Costco right down the street. I think Americans buy in bulk, as we know.

Oh, man. I'd be getting my money back, bro.

He continues saying, quote, And you know, these are consensual adults doing what consensual adults do. We can't get so puritanical in this country to think that somehow sex is a bad thing, because if it was, there would be no more people. In other news- This is the best his gazillion dollar an hour attorney can come up with. Listen, you're going to jail for about ever. Not a thousand years. I don't think it's that much, but like, 900. You know what I'm saying?

We like to give it to you in bulk.

Americans go to jail, right? You know what I'm saying? Like, Bro, what the fuck, man? Fire this guy. He ain't it, man.

Oh, my God. The evidence must be super bad. It must be way worse than what we think. Well, it is. If that's the shit that he's coming out with, he knows they got him. Feds don't typically go into a case unless there's a high chance of conviction.

1,000%, man.

By high chance, I mean 99%.

That doesn't include the fake convictions where when people don't cooperate, they put child pornography on their computer, which happens. Yeah, those are 100%.

Yeah, they get 100% conviction on that. Did you notice how it's always that way? There's a lot here. Anyway, continue.

In other news, did you see Sean Diddy Diddy Combs was moved into the same jail housing unit as Sam Bankman-Fried?

Do you think they're going to do business together?

A little Shawshank redemption.

Yeah. Yeah, that shit.

Sean Ditty Combs, who was arrested last week on allegations of sex trafficking and Racketeering is being housed in the same living space of a federal detention center in Brooklyn as disgraced former crypto exec Sam Bankman-Fried. Three sources familiar with the matter tell the BBC New York. Combs and SBF, as Fried is currently commonly known, are both being held at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn. Now, the sources describe the unit as a barrack-style area currently housing about 18 to 20 These inmates range from high-profile defendants like combs to cooperators, inmates who may require special protection. The area is separate from the overall general population unit, but it's commonly shared living space. So sources tell MBC New York. Now, while they're getting their Shawshank redemption on, there was a very interesting interview that came out yesterday, actually. Shug Knight Starts to talk. Have you seen this? No. This shit is wild. Okay, so Shug Night calls out Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, and more rappers for staying silent amid Sean Diddy Coam's sex trafficking arrest. Shug Night, who managed Tupac when the late MCAP was in a rap war with the notorious B. I. G. And Sean Diddy Coam, is speaking out on the farmer's legal issues and slamming those who are mom.

Let's just watch the clip. Check this out.

Okay, Look at it like this. I look at real playing this up. Ain't no whistleblower. Tax is there. But right now, I don't care if it's PI, I don't care if it's Rick Ross, I don't care if it's Jay, I don't care if it's Snoop, I don't care if it's Snoop. I don't care if it's game. I don't care if it's Dre. Nobody's stepping up on the fact that you know what's going on.

Nobody Nobody's defending him.

You're right. You have a guy at the Innescope.

You're right.

Nobody is defending him, but that's why I was interested in hearing your perspective.

Okay, but you have a guy named Tuffy. He used to work for Innescope. This guy's job was to bring underage girls and girls to have sex with employees and other artists to the point where his friend got caught up with the same thing. How they rated Puppy House as sex trafficking? They rated his friend House as sex trafficking.

You have 60 seconds remaining.

He never was an audience. Sure.

Can you say something? Can you say something positive?

Can you look at the whole situation because you only got 50 seconds. Everything I'm saying is positive. I got a handover call right back.

All right, Shug, you call back. Do you think that Diddy- That's not happening like that.

Do you think that Diddy- He can do so.

Do you think Diddy knows enough that It's a very delicate balance that maybe investigators will want to know these other names and greatly reduce his exposure to criminality to time versus what people would do to keep him quiet.

Number one, I've been known him a long time, and we were friends. We're not enemies, but we were friends. He's not a dummy, so he's smart enough to work his magic. On top of that, this man right here, he's been involved with the FBI for most of his career. He got powerful people. One of his partners who started this company with drug money, President Obama got him out of prison. It's not like he don't have no moves. But I don't think nobody should discount him out. I don't think he's going to lay down and get caught in the corner and die. He's probably going through a lot of shit right now because he's probably going through a lot of redrawals for the drugs. But the industry got him on drugs. One of the worst mistakes I could have made or protected my artist is doing a deal in Innescope. When my artist used to pull up in ballet, the Murdoch building, they'd get out, they'd smell like weed. When they pulled, they'd smell like weed. When they made it to any office, it would smell like weed. Those guys, my artist, they'd induce cocaine to my So once they got on cocaine, once they got on drugs, once they got on alcohol, and that's when the weird stuff happened.

And I think that's what took Buffy down that lane. You got to remember, Clyde Davis, Russell Simmons, Anja Areil. Simon, come on. You got to believe it. Alcohol, drugs. He compromised his manhood.

Because he was taught that, he got usher as a man. Now, with that, there's also been a bunch of pictures that have been getting released. If you guys are watching on YouTube, if you guys are on audio, come check it out. A bunch of pictures have been released since all of this is coming out now, pictures with him with a very notable figures.

I mean, bro, I don't really put too much stock into pictures. Look, Dude, this dude was one of the most mega famous people on the planet, so he takes pictures with everybody. So let's at least be real. For sure. Okay? Just like Donald Trump's got pictures with Epstein when he was at the fucking club before Trump I told on him and got him kicked out of the club. Right. All right? Unless the pictures are showing criminal activity, which a lot of them probably do because we haven't seen a lot of them, we got to be real about it. That's all I'm saying. That's right. But still, that looks like a fucking party.

No, it does. The only problem is, how were these girls? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Because allegedly, they've recovered thousands of videos No, hey, I'm not standing up for them.

I'm just saying I don't like-Show me the pudding. That's all I'm saying. I don't like that. I don't like that shit, bro. I've had that shit happen to me before. I don't like that shit. We got to look at the real shit, okay? I don't care if I fucking hate someone or love someone. Let's see the real shit, bro. Let's know what's really going on. I'm really tired in America of all this hush-hush, top secret, you the public can't know what's going on type of shit. And then we're just supposed to trust these people, like in the last story, who steal hundreds of millions of dollars from the American people and the media who clearly weaponizes against people they don't like. And we're supposed to just take their word for it. Now, do I believe that Sam Bankman-Fried is who the fuck they said he is? Yeah, I do. I also believe that Sam Bankman-Fried was a young man who was manipulated into running a money laundering scheme for these very same people who are now prosecuting him. Do I think Puffy is a bad dude? Yeah, I think Puffy is probably a pretty bad dude.

I think when you really dig into it, it makes a lot of sense to me that he had both Tupac and Biggie killed, that's my opinion, because it made his career. When you look at Biggie's first album after he died, what was it called? It was called Life After Death. It was one of his biggest albums, and I think his biggest album was a two This is a disk set. I know young people don't know about disk. It's a disk. Yeah, but it was... Am I right or wrong? It had More Money, More Problems on it, which was the hottest song for three years in a fucking row. Why? And by the way, there's a whole bunch of songs on there with Diddy. So what benefits Diddy more? Does it benefit Diddy more for Notorius B. I. G. To continue being a legend? Or does it benefit Diddy more to remove him from the equation and make a martyr out of him and then build his own career? So when I look at all these things. This dude has motive to do all of these things. I think at some point in time, this is my opinion, I think at some point in time, he got caught doing some badass shit, maybe those two things.

And they said, Hey, that's okay. You're going to work for us now. This is how we're going to do this. We're going to invite these people to these parties, and we're going to get them on tape or on video, and we're going to tell them to say these things and do these things when we need them to. Otherwise, they continue to be rich and famous and powerful. But when we need you to make a statement about COVID, or we need you to make a statement about politics, or we need you to make a statement about Ukraine, or Black Lives Matter, you're going to fucking say it, or else we're going to do this. That's what I think is going on here. When you think about, like I was talking to one of my really good friends. No, actually, I was talking to my dad. My dad was like, How do they get all these people to say all the same thing? I was explaining him these little operations, and he's like, You really think that's what's going on? Absolutely. Yeah, that's what's going on. That's why they won't tell you who the Epstein guest list is.

That's why they're not telling you who's implicated in this. You know why? Because the people that are busting these people are the people that are on these videos and lists.

And they need the operation to keep going.

Yeah, that's right.

That's always my question. It's like, did it get- Bro, any of these people, bro, any of these people who died mysteriously, okay?

Isaac Cappie, Aaron Carter, All these celebrities, Cory Hayme, all these guys who have been kicked out of Hollywood, Mel Gibson, they're all saying the same shit, and they're all blackballed from Hollywood. Why is that? If it was total BS, then why are the people talking about this all of a sudden being killed in mysterious circumstances? Why are the people who bring this to the light all of a sudden being blackballed out of ever being in a movie or ever being in Hollywood or ever getting a record ever again. Why? That's real things that are happening. I think at this point in time, there's a big, I don't know if it's the majority, but there's a lot of people that understand that we do live in a matrix that is controlled by very powerful people. All of the information that we get from the mainstream media at a national level, all of the information that we get from major mainstream celebrities, all of that shit is propaganda, all of it. People are figuring that out. It got so bad that it was built into our movies, and it's built into every television show and all this ideology.

That's when people started rejecting Hollywood, and the movies started to be empty, and people don't watch these things and all these flops where they remake these movies into these woke representations that are supposed to be inclusive. People are rejecting it. And so what that tells me is that people are getting very wise to all the pieces coming together. I think there's plenty more people like this. We just don't know who they are yet.

And that's my thing. I've always wondered, this shit comes out and this shit has been going on for decades. That's a fact. This Diddy Empire, the allegations against them, these are things that have been happening for decades. Yeah.

Okay. Almost 30 years with him. So why now?

That's always been my question. I feel like there's only two reasons of why this shit gets popped now and why he's getting these charges now. I think the first option is that, hey, they just felt like he's ran his course. They're just done with them. They can't really squeeze all the juices out. They squoze the orange, if that's a word, right? I think there's a second option, too.

They squoze?

They squoze.

They squoze the orange?

They squeezed all the juice out the orange.

There you go.

But I feel like- They squozed it. They squozed it, man. They did it. But I feel like there's a second option, too, though. This might be just the moral high ground I try to take. But what if it came for the next push that they needed to do and he just wasn't with it? He finally met his final straw. He had a glimpse of moral enlightenment. He was like, I'm not doing it. Then now... You know what I'm saying?

It's like when they-It could be something else, bro. What do you think? It could be the victims are starting to come out of the woodwork and they're not able to be ignored because there's too many of them. It could be a lot of different things. We don't know because we don't get told the truth. I understand due process. I understand. But where's that due process for the American people with the Epstein shit? You know what I mean? Where's that? It's going to be the same here.

I know this. These guys are about to go have a fucking ditty party.

Well, I mean, there's probably worse places he could be that he would be less happy. I mean, he's around a bunch of dudes, and apparently, that's what he's into.

Even R. Kelly is having concerts in prison right now. Really? Yeah.

You say what you want about R. Kelly. His music is all right.

He's got some good music. Yeah, Shawshank redemption, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

I do want to know what people think. What do you guys think? I mean, to me, I see it very clear, but maybe I'm not seeing it right.

Let us know, man. Let us know, guys. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have Thumb up or Dumb as Fuck. This is where we bring a headline in, we talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. This one's a doozy. Our Thumb up or Dumb as Fuck headline reads, Inside Disastrous Bridgerton Ball, where guests were met with sad Salets and Dollar Store Decorations after forking out $2,000 for Regal Night Out. So there's a TV show. It's a Netflix series called Bridgerton. I'm not sure if you're familiar with it. It's not bad, actually. I'm going to watch it all time.

It sounds bad.

No, it's not bad. It has a great storyline. They fucked up on season 2, but first season was pretty decent. What? It's a good show. Let us know down in the comments. You all fuck with Bridgerton or not. You know what I'm saying? It's a good show.

Motherfucker, you eat onions. Yeah. It's a-Your taste is questionable.

It's a show that- Anybody who eats onions, their taste in anything else is highly questionable. Okay. I don't smell like fuck.

Get the fuck out of here. What's that about? It's set- It's like an Action Commando movie.

Action Commando?

No. It's like a crime thriller.

No.

It's like a horror movie. I mean, there's some- Okay, so it's not for you.

It's like thriller in there. There's some suspense in there. Really? Yeah. Okay.

What do they wear in this movie? Is this like- It's like- It's a period piece?

It's a period piece, yeah.

Where they wear like- Big ball gowns and shit. That's what I thought. Yeah.

Listen.

Do you do your little twinkle-toes dances and shit when you're watching this? You dance around? When they dance, do you dance?

Actually, though, at my wedding, the violinist, the song she played were all from the Bridgerton. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. It's a good show. It's a good show. Anyways, besides the point, love it or hate it, go to Detroit. These party producer promoters, they pitch this Bridgerton-themed party. Let's just dive into this. It was built as a chance to step into the enchanting world of the Regency era. But Detroit's disastrous Bridgerton-themed ball is going down in history for all the wrong reasons. Fans who shelled out up to $2,000 for the evening of sophistication were left stunned when they were by dollar-storeed decoration, disposable plates, and a lone violinist instead of a grand orchestra.

You know what they walked in saying? Where's the onions? Gullible people, man.

I'd be pissed, honestly. The only other entertainment was a scantily-clad pole dancer who revealed she was hired just three hours before the event.

The ball was- I got some things I could say, but I better not say them. I got some things I could say. It gets way worse. Okay.

It gets way worse. The ball was such a failure that at least one reveler has reported the organizers to police and has plans for a class action lawsuit. While the venue told DailyMail. Com, they would never work with them again. Ashlyn Cooke claims she has more than 50 fellow angry guests, including two with injuries, who are looking to see organizers, Uncle and and me. ' Nothing in your ticket you actually got, Cooke explained. Because of how poorly executed it was, it seems like a scam. I feel ripped off and cheated. They need to be held accountable. She added that previous events run by organizers, uncle and me, had allegedly gone wrong, leading her to believe it was not just an innocent mistake. It's sad. It needs to not happen again. This was supposed to be my birthday gift. I'm a mom of two. I care for my disabled veteran husband. This was supposed to be a fun night out. We had such promise, but it turned into anything but what we paid for. Now, one TikTok influencer had this to say.

Wouldn't even call it a bar, wouldn't even call it an I wouldn't even call it an experience. It was terrible. It was terrible. First and foremost, let's talk about pricing. First and foremost, $150 bare minimum per person. And it's a spectrum. People pay more than $150 for their VIP tickets, for their experiences, for their carriage rides, for their photo-ups, but at bare minimum, $150 per person. So when we walk in, the least that you all could do is check a ticket to make sure that everyone paid. For people who did pay, we would like to know that it's an experience that we paid for. I could have not paid and walked right in. That's number one. Number two, pre-event, you all postponed the event for September 22nd. The original date for the event was August 25th. You all let us know about the postponement, August 22nd. But on the same day, sent us an email that said, Can't wait to see you all. Upcoming event details, August 25th, began time at 6:00 PM. We were confused to receive that email and then a postponement the same day.

Yeah, that's the thing. Now, let's look at some of the pictures, okay? This is what Bridgerton looks like. Okay, very elegant, very inspired, very demure. Okay. This is what they got.

Hold on. Before we get... Go back. What? You watch this shit. I watch it.

Listen, I'm confident, bro. Clearly. It's a great show.

You must be very confident.

It's a great show. Okay. Shonda Rimes, I believe, is the producer of Grey's Anatomy. Watch that, too.

That looks fucking horrible.

Listen, bro, it's not that bad. Listen, I thought the same. Alex was watching this shit. I'm like, I'm not fucking watching that. You sit on the couch. All right, go back to the first episode.

I got to catch you off.

All right. You got to a point. Listen, since we're being transparent and honest, I started watching this shit without Alex, which got pissed. It is what it is.

All right?

I'm proud. But I would have expected this, and I would have been pissed if I got this. It ain't a real flower in that, motherfucker. I want real flowers. All right, now, one of the lady-That looks like we put on a The worst possible wedding reception in the back room of the building.

The back room looks better than this. Yeah, that looks like that little room we got over there where we store all the shit. Listen, we could do this.

I would love to. Yeah.

Well, you got to take the blame whenever he gets pissed off.

I don't know. It's going to be fucking great. Bro, I got the suit. We got the suits. We wear the suits.

That's different. That's a different suit. Same time period. Can't talk about that.

Same time period.

No.

This is one of the- Those are blood and guts, revolutionary outfits.

I wear lipstick, but I'm a dude outfits.

Okay.

Do you put the makeup on like these guys? Come on, man.

That's too far. I bet you do. Too far. You wear one of those masks with the long-ass birdbeek? I would wear the mask. Now, this is the queen in Bridgerton. Very elegant, very demure, again.

I was saying that word.

This is what they got. This is where it gets real fucked up, okay? This lady right here who's supposed to be Queen Charlotte, right? We see The... So that's Queen Charlotte. This is Queen Charlotte. Very respectable. This is what they got. And apparently, this lady right here...

Which one?

The Queen Charlotte. The Queen Charlotte. She was pushing her business card around and telling people to follow her on Instagram. Looks like Ms. Cleo.

Wait. For fortunes.

And one person said, The Queen greeted them by saying, What up, though? And there's the poll, the answer.

So Now- Clazy.

Listen.

Dude, imagine. Listen.

Under promise, overdeliver.

No. Imagine being someone that goes to something like this for fucking fun. I would. No, you wouldn't.

I swear to God, I would. I'd go right now.

Who else can produce the show?

I wouldn't go to this. This is terrible. You just said you would. No, I would go to an elevated one.

See, Sean, you You got this shit, bro. No, I'm saying you got the show. You got the show. We can do the show, right? Yeah. You're fired.

Hey, man, listen. I am who I am, all right?

Very clearly.

No, from a business perspective, right? You put the promise out there, you have to deliver them. Maybe some uncle and me business advice? Close your business.

It ain't for you, bro. It ain't for you. Listen, there's got to be some real consumer liability here, too, bro. You guys fell for this shit.

It's Detroit. Come on.

Detroit is different than St. Louis. Detroit is St. Louis? Right. Yeah, but I mean, I'd host this shit in North Carolina or something. All right, man. Well, good luck with that.

Savannah, Georgia. You know what I'm saying? Savannah, Georgia, some beautiful architecture and stuff.

Listen, man, you go do you. You're going to have a lot of free time. You go do your thing. It's all good, man. It's all good. Just don't invite me because I ain't coming. All right.

Well, guys, let me know if you guys want the invites, apparently. Guys, Andy, that's all I got, man.

All right. Don't be a hoe.

Share the show, though. We're from sleepin' on the flow. Now my jury box froze. Fuck a bowl, fuck a store. Counted millions in a cold. Bad bitch, booted swole. Got her on bankroll, can't fold. Just a no. Headshot, case closed.