Transcript of 782. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Supporters Experience Unexplained Near Blindness, Kamala Harris Assault Weapons Ban & Full List Of 158 Democrats Who Voted Against Sex Crime Ban On Immigrants

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What's going on, man?

What are you doing?

Nothing much, man. I wanted to get your take on something, though, because I don't think this is a new sport, but it's starting to pick up some traction, getting some virality to it.

Slap fighting. Is it the sport of... Oh, slap fighting. Slap fighting. It's been around for a minute.

Yeah, but it's starting to get...

Wait, wait, wait. This is different than power slap.

Say Yeah, same thing.

Where they stand at the thing and-Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah, it's a big thing now.

It's massive.

No, bro. It's been big for a minute. Really? Yeah. Dana White's into that. They sponsor it, it's their thing. It's huge. It's all over the world.

Bro, it's crazy. But I don't I think I could ever... No. I have zero interest. Zero interest in ever competing in that. Zero fucking interest.

When are they going to go to slap fighting full MMA? You know what I'm saying? You got to do moves, but you can't punch close fist. It's going to be slaps. Yeah, slaps.

That's demeaning shit, man. Yeah, it'd be.

Oh, bro. Listen, someone slapping the fuck out of you? Bro, listen. Yeah. You have to respond. If someone slaps you and you don't do anything, Bro. You should move.

Just delete yourself.

Yeah, delete yourself.

But, dude, man.

You got to move to a... The rule is you only get redemption if you move to a different continent, not a different country.

Like, bro. But This shit looks crazy, dude. It looks crazy. Apparently Travis Scott, he was there. He went to one of these events, and they got his reaction on camera of these two competitors, man. Let's dive into this a little bit. This shit is just to me. The article reads, It was a moment so shocking that even US rapper Travis Scott had to remove his shades. Jackie Cataleen, a 35-year-old Californian with a background in wrestling, and mixed martial arts. And what? Rambling.

Rambling?

Rambling.

Rambling. That's what my grandma used to say. We're going to watch wrestling.Wrestling?Yeah, that's right.That's what it is, wrestling? That's what we call it.

You want to wrestle?

Yeah, not really.

But she lined up with a target with surgical precision, stared intently at her opponent, then unleashed her open palm with violent force. As Catlyn connected with the cheek of Sheena Bathri, a. K. A. The Hungarian hurricane, her rival's head juddered sideways violently, and she was sent sprawling to the floor. Welcome to the world of slap fighting. Beloved of celebrities and rapidly gaining traction far beyond its Las Vegas home, not least in the UK, where the biggest slap fight event in British history will be staged next month in Liverpool, despite warnings from doctors that the sport could lead to brain damage. Built by promoters as, The ultimate test of toughness, the activity was spawned in its current form by an American reality TV show called Power Slap: Road to the Title, which first aired in early 2023. Check this clip out, dude. That's Dana Wey sitting right there.

Yeah, he's like a main guy behind it. I didn't know that.

Yeah. So he buy him out or something?

No, I think he... I don't know. I'm sure. I think he started his own league. Did he? Yeah. He's got the Jujutsu League now, too, with Zoltan and those guys. Yeah.

But, dude, this shit is fucking crazy, bro.

Dana is a fucking ridiculous an entrepreneur. Anyway, yeah. Have you seen the big dudes go at it, though? Like the bit? Yeah, bro. Look at that guy's face. Yeah, they're owned by the UFC. Yeah. No, thank you.

Look at this dude's fucking face.

That's Photoshop. No, No. Why is his face like that? You got fucking slapped. I don't imagine. Yeah, but why is it still like that? That's Photoshop, you fuckers. No, bro.

That's real.

Is his face permanently like that?

I'm sure it's swelling to go down. But fuck, man. Damn, I have nothing to do with this. I don't even think I would want to watch this like that, though.

Bro, there's some big dudes that do that. Big, big dudes. Like, dude, someone's going to end up getting fucking killed doing this. Oh, for sure. Real talk. Like, direct fucking... Because, dude, They're not slapping you with their fingers, bro. They're slapping me with the heel of their hand. Dudes get knocked out in this shit all the time. No. The last two years, ever since Madak got into jiu-jitsu, I've been more interested in it. I always text him in the middle of the US season. I'm like, Who the fuck is this guy? Is he any good? He gave me the field report. Because I like to know about the dudes.

This shit's just wild to me, man. But it's gaining a lot of traction, though. We'll see what comes of it, man. Guys, let us start out in the comments. You guys hop in the ring, let us know.

No, man. No.

No. Zero interest. Well, let's get into our cruise, man. We got a lot of stuff to cover, a lot of interesting dots to connect. Remember, as always, if you guys want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfasella. Com. You guys can find them all linked there.

How much would the purse have to be for you to do it? How much money is at stake here?

I'm going to imagine they're probably not getting much. For me personally, I'm going to need at least a mill. A mill? A mill. Really? Easy.

To get slapped? To get slapped.

That's it. Yeah. I'll take it.

Yeah.

An all-dollar bill.

That sounds like a lot, dude.

A million dollars to get fucking slapped on national TV?

I would do it for less than that. Really? Yeah.

I would do.

Well, I would. What?

I would do it for free. I think you do it for a little bit less than that. 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

No, I mean, 20 This is $20, man.

I need a million dollars. All right.

I think that's a lot. If we were negotiating contract, I would say you're asking for too much. You just told me there's a chance people could die from this fucking thing.

No, I need a million dollars, man. Pay me. Okay. Not doing it. Zero interest. What's your dollar amount?

You're going to say a couple of. $999,000?

Yeah, man. All right. Guys, let's get it done.

Bro, listen, I've done dumber shit just around with my buddies. For free? Yeah. That's all I'm saying. We've done dumber shit just when we're drinking beer or smoking or whatever. Hey, let me slap you. Hey, let me slap you. Hey, let me touch your reener. Just came, we didn't do that Most of them get paid between $2,000 to $10,000. $10,000 is not bad. But top earners can earn up to $45,000. A little bit better.

Yeah, a little bit better.

It's a lot of money. Per fight.

But that's if they win. I guess, winning by knockout or what?

Yeah, I think everybody's contract is different. All right. Moving on.

We'll see. Well, let's get into these headlines, guys. Headline number one. This is a weird thing that came up. I want to address it real quick before we get to the main meat and potatoes here. But Trump had a rally in Tucson, and apparently, there were some issues with some of the supporters that were there. This headline reads, Trump supporters experience unexplained near-blindness, temporary eye injuries following Tucson rally, per a report, some of the attendees of a Donald Trump rally in Tucson, Arizona, last week were left with unexplained eye injuries, with some reportedly going nearly blind temporarily. They had been seated right behind the GOP nominee on stage during the rally. According to News 4, Tucson, six people who were seated behind the former President on stage during his rally are still feeling the effects such as eye irritation and required medical attention. At least one person went to the emergency room. Myra Rodriguez, who used to be a planned Parenthood director but became a pro-life advocate and supporter of Donald Trump, told the outlet, As soon as we left and we stepped outside, my eyes were burning. When she got home, she decided to go to the emergency room.

She said, The emergency room staff, from the triage nurse to the physician assistance, asked, Are you sure you didn't get sprayed with something? Your symptoms looked like you got sprayed with something. The morning after the event, she was nearly blind, but doctors were unable to determine what caused her injuries. I can't see anything when I try to open my eyes. I see a bright light. It hurts. It hurts a lot to open my I have this cold cloth I put on and take off constantly. It's horrible. Thankfully, the near-blindness was only temporary, and her vision started to improve as of Tuesday. Now, that happened again. No media really picked that up. This was last week.

Before the assassination? Yeah.

But doctors waded on the mystery.

The assassination attempt.

Attempt, yeah. But doctors waded in saying that it was probably due to the air conditioning system on the stage that dried out their eyes with lighting and stuff like that. I don't know. We got studio lighting in here, and I've never had any blindness. Well, I can read words.I'll.

Tell you this.I'm not blind. Okay. Do you know when I speak, when I speak publicly, what do I wear?

You typically wear sunglasses.

That's right. The reason I wear sunglasses is because the light is so bright on the stage that afterwards, I can't see shit for five, six hours. No shit. I have very sensitive eyes. I don't know that's why you did it. Well, it looks cool. It does look cool. That's the other reason. But that is why I do that. Most people have never been on a stage with proper lighting, and it's pretty fucking bright. They don't understand. When I'm standing on stage or Trump-You can't see shit. No, you could see two or three rows ahead of you, and that's it. Everything else is black. Maybe even the first row is all you could see, which is interesting because people are like, How do you speak in front of all those people? It's like, Well, I can't see them. There's There's eight people right here in the front. Two people are gaging their actions. That's it. But it could be that. If they're seated behind them, people have different eyes. They have different sensitivities of light. But also it makes you wonder, Bro, would they try to pump something into the air conditioning. That makes me nervous, too.

Dude, I think everything is on the table, man. Nothing's off the table. Yeah, but if they were trying to pump something through the air, it would have got everybody, right?

Well, on the contrary, too, though, with the lights and stuff, Trump has to deal with the same exact lights.

Yeah, but he might be used to it, or he might have eyes that could tolerate it. I don't know. I know my eyes. I've had to condition my eyes to not be sensitive to light because I wore sunglasses for most of my life. I started reading some data about how it's important not to wear sunglasses to develop vitamin D. Honestly, it made a big difference. I don't know.

It's weird. It's weird. We'll stay on the look out of this topic. But let's get to some other interesting stuff that is coming out right now. Now, we released a show yesterday, a CTI, where I believe a call to action was made for Secret Service. Like, Hey, we need to have some whistleblowers come out. Absolutely. Say this. We just said this.

Because 98% of them dudes are fucking great dudes.

Well, and I know this, and I know that you know this, and don't know if you guys listening know this, but a lot of those guys do listen to the show. It should be no surprise that as of today, when the show was recorded, we got whistleblowers now.

Good.

Secret Service whistleblower makes bombshell claim about security laps at Trump golf course as agent who spotted would be assassin reveals why he was stunned when he first saw him. Let's dive into this because this is definitely an interesting development in the second assassination attempt of Donald Trump. A Secret Service This whistleblower has made a bombshell claim about a security lapse at former President Donald Trump's Florida golf course, where a wouldbe assassin was found with an AK-47. The 78-year-old former President was enjoying a round of golf in West Palm Beach on Sunday when Ryan Wesley Ralph, 58 years old, allegedly stuck the barrel of his weapon through the chain link fence. But it was later revealed that agents had spotted Ralph prior to the assassin vaccination attempt. And Republican Senator Josh Halley now says the Secret Service failed to secure the perimeter.

Josh Halley from good old Missouri.

All right, where we razzled.

We did razzle.

But He said it's not even clear that the secret service swept the area before the Republican presidential nominee stepped onto the course, he told Fox News, Jesse Waters, primetime Wednesday night. But check this out. If such allegations are true, Ali said that it would mean that Trump's detail failed to follow a protocol just two months after he was grazed in the air by a bullet at his Butler, Pennsylvania, rally. Let's listen to what he has to say.

Well, what we've heard, Jesse, from new whistleblowers who've come forward about this second assassination attempt on Donald Trump's life.

Here's what they have told us.

That golf course that the President was playing, Secret Service have guarded that course many, many times. What the whistleblower says is, protocol calls for Secret Service to station agents along the places in the course that are known vulnerabilities. I want to emphasize, the service has guarded this course many times. They know where there are vulnerabilities. They normally station agents there ahead of Trump's appearance on the course, but they apparently did not do that this last weekend. The whistleblowers tell me, That's strange. That's out of protocol. It's not even clear Secret Service swept the perimeter before Trump took to the course. Also a breach, rather, of protocol. And they want to know why, and so do I. I think the Secret Service deserves to give us answers.

Two big issues here. They didn't sweep it before he got there.

They didn't stand in the places they knew were vulnerable.

Which that place where the shooter was, where the attempted shooter was.

Was a known vulnerability. A known vulnerability. Yeah. Which makes you think with the idea that that was a not planned round of golf. It wasn't on the itinerary. It was allowed last minute change of plans. Now, in security, there is a very detailed... I'd imagine with Trump, it is detailed to the minute.

Very in-depth.

Right. You I mean, dude, to me, it feels like it was left open on purpose. That's just what it feels like.

Well, listen, in the business, it's like we have this where you adapt. You have to be fluid is what we call it. But the thing is, even at last minute changes, there's still steps and things that you do to ensure it. All right, you want to go play a round of golf? Okay, while you get your stuff ready, I'm sending some guys out there to go sweep the fucking field. It's very simple. It doesn't take long. And especially when you bend, that's a property you know. It's home base. You know where the fucking weaknesses are. You go fucking feel those. It's very, very simple. There was a decision. It had to have been a decision intentionally not to do that.

Sure appears that way.

That's what it looks like. Now, other information is also coming out at this time. Matt Gates, Representative Matt Gates. He claims that there are five known assassination teams in the United States that our intelligence services are tracking and aware of now and are doing nothing about. This is a crazy claim that's coming out.

But let's fucking track the American Patriot and put them on a domestic terrorism list. Yeah, let's do that.

It makes perfect sense. Representative Matt Gates, he said during an appearance on Bright Bar News Daily that there are currently five known assassination teams in the United States, three of which are foreign and are out to kill former President Donald Trump. Quote, Tragic, avoidable, Gates said when asked for his thoughts on the second assassination attempt against the former President. I am starting to get the impression that we do not have enough force protection of supporting President Trump that we ought to have given the threat environment, he said, noting that he recently met with a senior official in the Department of Homeland Security or DHS who said that there are at least five known assassination teams in the United States, at least three of which are foreign, that are out to kill Trump. How do you guys know this information and do nothing about it?

Why aren't these people apprehended right now?

Why are they still here?

Yeah, you got people who walked into the Capitol doing literally nothing damaging, just walking through, who are still in jail with no no bond, no representation that actually matters, and nobody gives a shit. But we know five assassination teams, three of which are foreign. The other two are who? We know who the fuck they are. All paid by. Yeah, right. They're letting them out. They're letting them go around. They know who they are. Look, dude, this is the same thing we talked about yesterday. Oh, they were a known threat on the radar for this much time. All the school shooters, the assassination guy, this guy. It sure seems like they are intentionally being allowed to operate. Then they're going to people's houses who speak out online and harassing them for what they say on their podcast or what they say on the internet or on Twitter. That's insane, dude. That's insane. That is communist shit. If you don't think that there's people... I saw this clip yesterday, and I don't remember who the government official was, but they approached one of the Democrat government officials. It was a senator or a congressman. They said, What do you think about the second assassination attempt on Donald Trump?

You know what his response was? Donald Trump has called us communists. He has said this, he has said that, he has said this. He said nothing about condemning these attempts or nothing about keeping the integrity of the American system intact. He justified the assassination attempts and sounded like he supported him. Then they did a poll last night. I don't know if you saw the poll, but they asked Democrat voters, how many of you think the country would be better off if Donald Trump were assassinated? 29% said the country would be better off. 24% said they weren't sure. So when they say... To even put that point out, bro. No, hold on. It was on Fox. When they say there's no place of violence. They do not fucking mean that. And people have to understand. They are saying that so you and I and everybody else out here who is completely outraged will not do anything to stand up and defend what's going on right now. They do believe in violence. They're happy the violence is happening. They're not apologizing for the violence. And these are the fucking facts of the matter. Now, Joe Biden gets on the phone with Trump, and they have a tremendous conversation.

Why do you think they a tremendous conversation now? Because Biden realizes that he just got kicked out by the own thing that he thought he was a part of. So now he's on the outside. And do you know who just awarded President Trump presidential-level detail? Biden. No shit. Happened today.

No shit. I didn't see that one.

It happened today.

That's crazy. Well, because he knows. Bro, listen, I don't think they're going to... If Trump wins, it won't be easy. They're going to cheat. They're going to do as much as they possibly can. I got a little bit more on a little bit later. But here's the truth of the matter, man. There has to be some type of consequences for these people who are caught when it comes out that we're involved in all of this shit. It has to be.

Dj, these people are traitors. Dude, and I hope that's what I'm talking about. This is a Communist insurgency/revolution happening in our country. If you think this is still political norms or political ebbs and flows, you are missing the big picture. This is complete Communist shit that's happening, and we are in danger. We, the people, are in danger. If we do not unite, if we do not come together, if we do not start overlooking identity politics and political correctness and all this bullshit and arguing over this or that, or this little thing, or that little thing, or this next distraction. If we don't smarten up, dude, we're going to be a Communist country, and it's going to be real bad, real, real bad. It's going to especially be bad for the people who are rooting for their side. Because those people are the people in general, who are not truly producing. In communism, they use these people who don't truly produce to rally enough support on the street by promising them free shit, by promising them a fun utopia. They rally these people on the street to get these people into office using the electoral system.

Then after they're in office, they actually take these people who are not useful and they put them in camps because they're not useful. They call them useful idiots. They get those people out of society because they can't work, they can't produce, they can't contribute to the communist agenda. Those are the people who are championing this. They think they're going to be on a commune with a bunch of people skipping through the forest and the roses and having a great time and everybody make, You make the butter and I'll trade for you the milk. They think this shit. That's not what it's going to be. Those people are going to be in a camp breaking motherfucking rocks. That's what it ends up being, and that's what it's end up being in every single Communist society that's ever existed. That's the truth. The people who don't produce are put in camps. Everybody else works their ass off and gets to keep none of it because that's the way the communists work. It's an excuse to say, Oh, are we going to work? It's all for the common good. But the common good is not your good, it's their good.

What's good for them? They are the common good, not you. It's way worse. People I don't understand. This is what's happening right now. This is what is happening in this country.

I just was thinking more, too, Biden awarding him the presidential level protection. I don't know if that's a good thing, actually. I'm still of the belief, bro, that he needs to bring in an own separate private entity to handle that shit because you can't trust at this point.

Right now, you just-Who can't trust?

That's what I'm saying. You definitely can't trust that. I don't know. It may not be the best move.

How much do you think that these threats could be intended for him to stop campaigning?

At this point, I don't think any of the threats are made for him to stop campaigning. They want this guy out in that way. The time for the stop campaigning, that was a year ago.

Yeah, what I'm saying is... Well, yeah, I think you're right. I mean, do the shot the dude in the ear. That's what I'm saying.

They were not trying to... They're way past the point. I Are you think Trump's strong enough to know that? They know that just trying to get him to stop campaigning, you can't stop the guy. No. You know what I'm saying? There's very little you could do to actually stop him, and they know what the fuck that is.

You know what I'm saying? What happens if they do assassinate him? What happens if he gets assassinated? What happens? I think that's something everybody should stop and really think about. What happens if that happens?

What's the world looked like?

No, what do we do?

Yeah. The other part of this, the part that I'm really sick of seeing is that all these assassination attempts, all these people coming out, making these crazy. This dude in Alaska just got arrested for threatening to torture and assassinate six Supreme Court justices. All of these people, they all align and are on-The left. The fucking left.

Yeah, that's right. And they say they're the party of joy and the party of love and the party of tolerance.

And peace and all of that bullshit.

No, they're the party of lying and intolerance and violence and gaslighting and manipulation so that we, the people, will not ever be able to unite and figure out that we are on the same team and they are on a different team.

It's crazy. This 76-year-old fucking dude, he sent some messages between March and July of 2023 containing violent, racist, and homophobic rhetoric. But guess what? He's a fucking registered Democrat, donated to Act Blue multiple times, as recently as of July. You know what I'm saying? But it's like all these people. And guess what? Those six conservative judges, while they're not trying to name them, if you know the Supreme Court, it's nine justices, six are conservative, three are more liberal.

Yeah. So these guys, to get arrested for this, they have to have intent to execute the plan, correct?

Probably won't stick. No, I'm just saying. They have to... I mean, it depends, right? Like making...

They can't just be saying, Oh, this guy should be dealt with. It has to be them thinking like, Okay, this is the plan to do so.

This is an actionable plan. Yeah, for sure.

For sure. But I mean, it's just-Imagine being so lost that you can't see what's actually happening.

Dude.

Your heels are dug in so far that you can't see. Just like that woman that had the blindness, and she used to be with Planned Parenthood, and she woke up to what's actually going on. Dude, at some point, people have to stop and say, Fuck, What is actually going on here? Why do I believe what I believe? Where did I get that belief system from? Does everybody else believe this or do I believe this? One of the biggest things I don't understand about the leftists, and when I say leftists, I don't mean Democrats, I mean leftists. One of the things I don't understand about the leftists is they pride themselves on being the revolutionaries or the anti-system. You know what Activists. Yeah, but you're on the side of the biggest media, the biggest companies, the biggest governments ever existed in the history of Earth. You're on the side of the machine, dude. You're not raging against the machine. You're raging with the machine. And these people walk around like they're fucking patriots and like they're revolutionaries. And it's like, dude, you're the machine. How do they not see that? How does that make sense? And then they call the other people fascist when we have a fascist system that exists right now where your people are perpetuating even further.

Makes no sense to me, man. Guys, does it make sense to you? Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's go to Cruise some of these comments. Cruise comments. This first one comes from @Yank98100. Just a little fun fact, Kodak's hair, remember you asked?

It's called Wix. It's called Wix. That makes sense. It looks Wix. All right, cool. I appreciate it, Yank.

Yeah, learn something new every day. Yeah. My life is better knowing that.

I was curious what it was called. Yeah, I was. What are you... Wix.

All right.

Makes sense.

Can't do nothing with it.

I was calling it the Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog. Hedgehog. Yeah. Wix makes more sense, though.

Yeah, I can see it. This next one comes from at PipWiz. Says, Would you rather fight one Andy-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Andies?

Oh, man.

I'll take the little duck all day long.

I don't know, dude. I don't know. That's a hard question. So a 260-pound duck, okay, that's a pretty big duck. I think I'd fight the big duck over the 100 little ducks.

Oh, it's an Andy-sized duck.

Yeah, a duck my size. That's a big duck. That's a big duck.

That's a big duck.

But I would take my chances with the big duck. They don't have many weapons, dude. They got little finger nails.

But then the finger nails, bro. They're not finger nails. Peter's got them.

Yeah, but imagine 100 of them. That's fine. Imagine 100 ducks worth of... Dude, one duck can fuck you up with their claws. It's pretty bad. If they want to get away from you, they'll get you.

They'll be 100 duck-size U's. So like little mini-us.

Oh, yeah. I'd still fight the big duck.

You're taking the big duck?

Yeah, duck-size me. That'd be a little army of little little people, but little people. And they probably have weapons and shit. Yeah, that's true. You know what I'm saying? Like David and Goliath, a little sling. What would you got? What do you say?

They're all rich as fuck.

Yeah, they got tanks and shit. They ride in on their little tanks. Yeah. I would fight the duck.

Fighting the big duck. Yeah.

Because the duck, they don't have much around the neck, bro. You just get around the neck, I think you'd be okay. What would you rather do?

I thought it I don't know.

Because a duck size Andy, it's too big to squash with your foot. It's not like you could just... But you could punt them. But there's a hundred of them. It would be like they'd sworn you. Yeah, right.

They take it down pretty quick.

I do the duck, for real.

Are they fast? How fast are you?

I'm pretty fast. I'm an athlete. I'm not a bodybuilder. It's true. Yeah.

It's true. Fuck. All right, I'll take the big duck.

Yeah, I I think so, too. I think that's the move. All right, thank you. That's a good question. It's a good question, man. Yeah.

Top-provoking.

Very top-provoking. Top-provoking for a bunch of idiots.

This last comment- Which, by the way, that is us.

That's DJ. This last comment comes from at Freedom Ringer 23.

A little personal insight here. He says, I once used five gallons of lube for a Cinco de Mayo lube wrestling competition. People were getting slam so fucking hard. Lube ain't just for fucking, just saying.

That makes sense. Okay, that's a reasonable answer. Maybe he had an inflatable pool, and it was like, what's that movie? What's that movie with Will Farrell? Old School? Talladega Nights? No, Old School. They have a lube wrestling match in the basement of the frat house. That makes sense. Maybe that's part of the freak off. Maybe part of the freak off is naked lube wrestling.

Okay, but can you purchase a five-gallon fucking tub of lube?

Apparently, this dude did it.

I don't think he's lying. Or did he buy a lot of small bottles and add it up?

I mean, fuck. I don't know, bro. I'm not a lube connoisseur.

What's the biggest commercial size lube amount you could buy? Holy shit.

Is it big?

Bro, there is a 55-gallon drum for a 2,700 bucks of lube.

Yeah, so that's- That's 400 fucking pounds, bro. That's lube wrestling.

That's ridiculous.

That's for them New Roo massages.

That's ridiculous. We could have it here by Friday.

We ain't fucking doing that. We We're doing no lube wrestling. Listen, before we do the lube wrestling, we're doing peanut butter and jelly contest. All right. After we do the peanut butter and jelly contest, we could talk about the next contest.

Is it free shipping? What's the deal?

I'm not doing no lube. I don't care. Okay, so I would do the Slap Fest for free before I did lube wrestling for a million dollars. Really? Oh, fuck, yeah. I'm not doing that. That would be super fucking-Special delivery here for-Not me. Yeah. No.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

That's crazy. All right.

No lube wrestling. Now, what would you guys rather do? Would you rather do Slap Fest for free, or would you rather do lube wrestling with your best friend on national television for $45,000? You do lube wrestling? I already roll with men for free. Yeah. So you want to lube it up? Fuck, yeah. You pay to roll with me. You don't fucking do it for free. Actually, now it's not making much. Now, things are adding up, bro.

I'm done with it.

All right.

You're free Friday?

When is it going to be in Bro, he'll choke you the fuck out.

I'm going to slip out that shit. Literally. Guys, we appreciate you for being real-ass fans. Thank you guys for liking and commenting, supporting us, and subscribing. Make sure you guys hit that bell notification on the YouTube to stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real AF. Would that be exciting? Let's get into headline number 2. Headline number two is interesting. Again, we like to point out hypocrisy here, right? And good old hypocrites. So let's dive into headline Hello, number 2. Headline number 2 reads, Kamala Harris, We're not taking anyone's guns, but we must ban AR-15s. I don't want you to die, but I must kill you. Yeah.

That doesn't make any sense.

Yeah, let's dive into this. Democrat presidential nominee vice President Kamala Harris said she would not be taking away anyone's guns, then immediately pushed an AR-15 ban during a Tuesday question and answer with reporters at the National Association of Black Journalists. She finally appeared to the same thing that Trump did a month ago. She had a very different greeting. It was much more relaxed and comfortable. I like when they go at Trump, dude, because he can handle himself. It makes them look stupid when they try to go after this guy like that. Let's hear what Kamala had to say.

First of all, Yes, I am a gun owner, and Tim Walsh is a gun owner, and we're not trying to take anybody's guns away from them. But we do need an assault weapons ban.

How can you say that?

Because she's an idiot. She doesn't know what she's saying. Dude, these people think that AR... Dude, have you seen some of the comments about what these people who are not into guns think of AR-15? Bro, I saw a comment about Trump shooting the one in Butler, and someone was like, That was definitely not an AR-15 because if it was, it would have blown his whole body apart into pieces. It would have destroyed him. Yeah. Dude, people have no idea.

That guy-I don't even know what AR stands for. No.

Dude, the other thing is that remember that guy who was like, 30 round clip, 3 seconds. 30 round clip, 3 seconds. Or the one guy that shot gun.

Do you remember that?

Yeah, and he goes, Oh. Dude, these people, they're not educated on what they're talking about. No. They don't understand what an AR-15 actually is. They also don't understand the fundamental reason, the only reason for the Second Amendment. The Second Amendment is not about hunting. The Second Amendment is not about deer and kevlar vets, like Biden said a bunch of times. The Second Amendment is so that we could protect ourselves against a tyrannical government that's armed with the most advanced weapons, by the way, that we pay for to be used potentially against us. The entire purpose of the Second Amendment has nothing to do with anything other than us, the citizens, being able to counterbalance against a tyrannical government, which if you think about it like that, we should be afforded the ability to get any weapon that they can get. Now, does that mean nuclear weapons and shit like that? I don't think anybody should have nuclear weapons. I don't think they should exist. But does that mean a tank? Does that mean a A helicopter, if you could afford one? You should be able to have all that shit because that's what they have.

The only thing that keeps us from being slaves, which, by the way, we all already are, you just don't think of it like that, is that balance of power. We are in slavery already. We do pay more in tax than we get to keep for ourselves. What's that called? That is called tax slavery. That is totally against what this country was founded upon. Completely against. But we don't think of it like that because we were born into it.

Now, you have football on Sunday. That's right.

We have a lot of people who don't think. They don't think. What is this country supposed to be? It's supposed to be free. Look around you. Look at your city. Look at your state. Look at your roads. Look at the state of the buildings in your city. Does it look like Dubai? Or does it look like a crumbling ex-powerhouse of a country? We have to understand these people are tyrannical, and we do need a counterbalance. When they say, We want to remove AR-15s, or we need an assault weapons ban, why do you think they say that? Do you think these people are so ignorant that they don't understand the reason for the Second Amendment, or do you think that they think you don't understand what the Second Amendment is about? They think you don't understand because they're in the background laughing at you about how much taxes you pay, about how much they take from us, about how hard they make life for us, about how we are just stupid little peasants that need to be ruled over them. These people have an elitist mentality. They do not see themselves as part of us. They see themselves as part of a royal gang that rules over us.

It's harder to rule over us when we are armed with semi-automatic rifles. It's just harder because you can fight a war with an AR-15. You You cannot fight a war with a nine-millimetre Glock. You can't do it. This is the reason that they do this. If you think it's for any other reason, you're mistaken. I'm sorry, you're wrong.

We talk about it all the time. They try to pull on the purse strings, make this emotional argument. Every time there's a school shooter that one of their fucking people do and commits, you know what I'm saying? It's like they want to bring that back in the conversation. These people don't give a fuck about kids because at the same time, they want to abort them. At the same time, they want to mask them up and jab them and vaccinate them and fucking leave them out of school. Or more importantly, how about bombing them like they're currently doing in plenty of places around the fucking world? They don't give a fuck about it.

No, they don't care about anything other than money and power. Then they try to come on and gaslight and say that the only people that care about money and power are the Republicans. Well, there's a lot of Republicans that do only care about money and power. But if we look at how they attack Donald Trump, they're not attacking Donald Trump because he's a threat to democracy for the people. He's a threat to their power structure. That is why they attack Donald Trump. I think people don't believe her at all. I think people are coming to the understanding that if we are disarmed, we are done. We are done. There will be no way to defend yourself against a tyrannical government. There will be no way to defend yourself against an invasion, which has already happened. These people are already here. They're already here. 90% The 20% of the migrants that came across the border are military-age males. 90 fucking %. What are you going to fight them with? A fucking fly swatter? When they come to your house in a gang like they're doing in Colorado or like they're doing in these other places around, what are you going to do?

Hit him with a fucking frying pan? Is that what you're going to do?

No, any love or peace.

Bro, they don't give a fuck about love and peace. They want your shit. They want your house. They want your food. They want your water, and they want you out of the fucking way. And people are idealistic. That's why this show is called Real AF. Realism is the truth. In life and death situations, we cannot take an idealistic viewpoint and say, Oh, well, this person has a good heart. If you think that, then why aren't you hosting those people in your house? Oh, well, you know- Anybody who votes or thinks it's okay for the migrants to be here, you should be hosting them in your house. And if you're not hosting them in your house, you're fucking liar, period. Because there's millions of these people homeless, and you have this bleeding heart for them. And unless you have them in your home, you are a fucking liar, period.

Well, I mean, it's like everything else. It's not my problem to deal with, though. That's right. That's right. But it's crazy. But back on this topic, though, man, the article continues, Banning AR-15s, AK-47s, and other firearms that Democrats describe as assault weapons has been a part of Harris's gun control agenda since she was vied for the Democrat presidential nomination in 2019. Moreover, Harris made clear during the 2019 nominating cycle that she would enact such a ban via executive action if elected. On April 22nd, 2019, Bright Bar news reported Harris's plan to give Congress 100 days to pass new gun controls if she won the White House. Should Congress fail to act, Harris made clear she would simply use executive orders to achieve the gun control she desires. Then on July 13th, 2019, Harris again pledged to bypass Congress and enact executive gun control should she win the presidency. Harris remarked, Gun violence is the leading cause of death for young Black men in America. We must stop this. When President, I will take executive action to ensure guns do not fall into the wrong hands. Like the hands of Ralph or Crooks.

Or people that are on your radar for months in years at a time, or people that are groomed through a program called MK Ultra. Why don't you guys go look up what MK Ultra? It is not a conspiracy theory. It is a real program that is used to manipulate mentally ill people into doing things, the horrific things that we see, such as school shootings. These are not just random things, guys. These are mentally ill people who are on the internet who come across another group of people who happen to be associated associated with certain agencies who then convince this person to go do these things. That is what the fuck you are really dealing with. If we don't understand this, I don't know, bro.

It's not nothing new.

It's frustrating.

But here's it. It's not even nothing new with her. Her, specifically. This is a clip from when she was the prosecutor in California, right next to Gavin Newsom. Check this out and listen to what she says, because what she says is... I mean, if If there's anything I've ever heard that was more un-American, it's what's said in this clip. Responsible behaviors among everybody in the community.

Just because you legally possess a gun in the sanctity of your locked home, doesn't mean that we're not going to walk into that home and check to see if you're being responsible and safe in the way you conduct your affair.

Have you heard?

Why would you have the right to come into our home and see if we are safely and responsibly handling our lives in any way, shape, or form? Not just about guns, about anything. Now, I understand if a little child showing up to school and they're all dirty and they're sick, you know what I'm saying? And there's some welfare question. I understand that we need those programs. Outside of basic things like that, the government needs to stay the fuck out of everything. Who the fuck are you to regulate everybody's lives? Think about the level of arrogance and the level of elitism that that woman possesses in her heart and mind that think she knows better than you how you should be running your life. That is a fundamental problem with our government right now. These people are not the best and brightest. These people happen to be the most corrupt. They give and trade and scratch my back, I'll scratch your back, all the way to the top with zero integrity. They're not the smart people. They're not the intelligent people. These smart and intelligent people are out building their own lives. These are fucking snake people who are going into government and then believe that they should be telling you and I how to live?

No.

The last little thing I want to bring up here, because there's a deeper story that's going on today that I don't believe has been covered. We got to go back just a month ago, a little bit over a month ago in August, there was this headline, I believe we covered it, and everybody talked about it. There was a massive hack that started. It affected Microsoft, a couple of other places. It was a deal. During that, it had come to light that the Trump campaign was actually hacked, that internal documents were leaked to the media starting in late July. That was in August of this year. Now, since then, it has now come out. Headline reads. Here we go. Fbi Annonces, Iranian hackers sent stolen information from Trump's campaign directly to people associated with Joe Biden's campaign. Okay, so this is a bombshell, the article reads. Bomshell news just broke, revealing how Iran is directly interfering in the election to stop President Trump from coming back into office. As the Associated Press reported, the FBI has uncovered evidence that Iranian hackers sent the Biden campaign what they called unsolicited information stolen from Trump's campaign. It is unclear whether at this point Biden's campaign utilized the stolen information automation against Trump.

The emails were sent in late July, in early July, just weeks before Biden was forced out of the race as part of a Democrat coup. The outlet went on to say that this is the latest effort to reveal efforts regarding Iran's efforts to interfere in the 2024 elections. Ap News reported on this. Headline reads, Iranian hackers tried but failed to interest Biden's campaign in stolen Trump info.

Fbi says. How do we know? Where's the proof that it is people from Iran? You got that?

Let me get there. Yeah. Because that's a great question. That's a great fucking question.

Who's to say it's not the FBI hacking and then saying it's Iran and then sending it right to Biden?

What was that Russia, Russia, Russia collusion? Exactly. What was right? Yeah. Do you really believe anything they're fucking telling you? But AP News wrote this article, and they say that there's no indication that any of the recipients responded, official said. And several media organizations who have said they also were approached with stolen material did not publish it. Kamala Harris's presidential campaign called the emails from Iran, quote, unwelcome and unacceptable malicious activity that were perceived by only a few people who regarded them as spam or phishing attempts. But then in the same breath, they're now saying that they were never even aware of stolen Trump documents ever sent to them. It doesn't make sense. Now, back to your question, because that is a great question. Just on the base surface of this, you guys are expecting us to believe that the same people who are having their cell phones and pages and walkie talkies and solar panels getting blown up have the capabilities and intelligence capabilities to hack into a national global system.

There's only two countries that capability.

But that's what they want us to believe. Now, those two countries are very specifically. It's fucking the United States, and it's Israel.

That's right.

But yeah, we're supposed to believe that. Now, Trump is pissed off about this. He actually asked Kamala Harris when she goes before a grand jury after his Iran spy claims. He said, When does Kamala and her campaign go before a grand jury on Iran? Iran, Iran. Russia, Russia, Russia, right? Trump question in all caps posted on Truth Social on Thursday, My campaign went through hell on the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax. The big difference is that the Iran Kamala campaign The corruption case is real, he concluded. Yeah, I don't buy it.

I don't either. I don't fucking buy it. I don't buy it at all. I think that this is completely made up. I think that they are blaming Iran for the assassination attempts. When they had the first assassination attempt in Butler, the same day or the day, I think it was the day before or day after, it was right in that window. I can't remember exactly. They put out a statement saying Iran was going to try to assassinate Trump. When this happened at the golf course, they started saying about Iran. Now they're saying Iran hacked his thing. Bro, this is bullshit. They fucking hacked his shit, and they're saying it's Iran, and that's that. Iran, they're fucking riding around motherfucking donkeys. They're over there. Listen, this is not the most sophisticated fucking country in the world. I know there's a reason why people flock from Iran. It's not because it's the best country in the world. These people do not have the technical ability to do what they're doing. There's only two countries that can even do that. And what you said, it's the fucking Mossad and the CIA, and that is it. That's it.

That's it, man.

Anybody who's been paying attention knows that, too. Now, someone who is a casual observer or a casual consumer of political discourse or news, that sounds crazy. But if you're paying attention, it's very obvious. And now they're playing to the uneducated voter or the uneducated observer thinking that there's still a lot of those people out there. I actually think there's not a lot of those people out there. I think a lot of people are woken up to what's actually going on and the fuckery that's happening between the agencies, Trump, the current administration, and the media. They're seeing it. What do you think?

Dude, listen. I think when you take, again, just surface level, the Russia, Russia, Russia collusion shit, the steal dossier, how all of that was fabricated by our own people in our own government. Obama signed still to deliver the fucking operation that did it. When you take into account all of that stuff, I don't buy any fucking thing that any of these people say at all, period.

Dude, there's a reason Ron DeSantis won't turn over this new... What's his guy's name? Roth. Roth? There's a reason DeSantis won't turn Roth over to the FBI. It's not because he trusts the FBI. No, it's not happening. These people know what's going on at this point.

Guys, you tell us what you guys think down in the comments. Let us know. With that being said, man, let's get to our third and final headline. Headline number three. This is an interesting one. Let's get back on the migrant topic because there's some interesting stuff that's happening with these illegal aliens. I'm going to read this headline. I want you to read this headline.

Okay. Headline number three. Is it challenging?

Yeah, listen, we're 54 in. I've been doing good. You're doing good.

That's right. Read this headline.

Headline number 3 reads.

Full list of 158 Democrats who voted against sex crime ban on immigrants. 158 Democrats who voted against sex crime ban on immigrants. We're supposed to believe that these people give a fuck about women. They don't even know what a woman is if you ask them. If you are a woman and you are voting for these people, you are not paying attention. They do not care. They are erasing women. They are creating... Fuck. Bro. Please read the rest before I go crazy.

Listen, man, here's the truth of it.

How the fuck can you vote against a sex crime ban, meaning they're going to take these people and deport them for sex crimes? How How can you be elected by the people and vote against this? How? You're voting against... So if an immigrant comes and rapes your fucking daughter, they don't get deported.

You can't charge them.

And by the way, it doesn't get reported in the crime data. No.

And by most estimates, just alone, rape in this country right now is up 40%.

That's not even including the migrant crime because it doesn't get reported. Listen, when that study came out, it came out last week about the actual crime versus what was being told, that was without migrant data, bro. I got it right here. Hold on one second. I was going to post this, but I wanted to talk about it on the show. This is last week. Massive news. The Department of Justice just released brand new crime data showing I was absolutely completely right at the debate. In fact, the data is even worse than we could have imagined. Compared to 2020, violent crime is up nearly 40%, rape is up 42%, aggravated assault are up 55%, violent crime with a weapon is up 56%, violent attacks on strangers are up 61%, car theft is up 42%, and the most serious forms of violent crime are up 55%. Our cities are under siege, and that does not include migrant crimes and migrant rape spree that has overtaken our cities in recent months. Kamala crime is destroying America, and the gangs are taking over. That is a tweet from Donald Trump that I went and looked at the study that he was referring, which is true, and it's also true that none of that data reflects what's going on with the migrants.

So think how bad it really is. And they're trying to convince you that it's not bad. We have to understand, they are not reporting crime in LA, in San Francisco, in Houston, Chicago, or New York. They are not reporting crime data.

Now, here's the good news. The bill still passed, thanks to Republicans. But more than 150 Democrats voted against Republican Representative Nancy Mace's bill that would ensure undocumented immigrants convicted of sex offenses are deported and deemed inadmissible to the country. The Violence Against Women by The Legal Aliens Act passed in a 266 to 158 vote on Wednesday. Every Republican present voted for the bill, as did 51 Democrats. We'll give them some credit. While 158 Democrats voted against it. The bill would also deport or deem inadmissible to the country, undocumented immigrants who have been convicted of or meant to having committed sex offenses, domestic violence, stalking, child abuse, or violating a protection order. It comes as immigration is among the most important issues on the minds of voters ahead of November's election, with former President Donald Trump and Republicans repeatedly claiming that President Joe Biden's immigration policies have led to a spike in violent crime by people who are in the country illegally. Now, they say studies have generally found no link between immigration and violent crime, but that's easy to say if they're not fucking tracking it. It should be also to no surprise that right here in Missouri, Cori Bush was one of those Democrats that voted against it.

A woman in a city in a position of power to not vote to protect the women in this country. Now, that comes out along with this headline. This headline reads another Biden-Harris border official alleges cover-up of migrant crisis. These people want to protect these illegal aliens coming into our country. The question should be, why? Why are we protecting and why are we more prone to protecting these illegal aliens than our own American citizens?

Why do you think?

Well, one, fuck these American citizens, and we need the votes of the illegal aliens coming in.

I think there's a lot to it. I think they realize they have lost the trust and support of the American citizenship I think they realize that people are not going to vote for them and their policies and their leftist shit anymore. I think that they want the votes. But I think the great replacement theory of what they're talking about, replacing us with them is actually happening. It's happening, dude. I think it's fucking happening.

It's actually happening. I want to include this, too, man, on this whole vote thing. Do you want to know why? You want to hear why they said they didn't vote for it? This was a quote from one of them. Here we go again debating another partisan bill that fear mongers about immigrants instead of working together to fix the immigration system. That's Jayapal. That's what she wanted to say. How is that a defensible position?

How? Okay, look, imagine this. Imagine your daughter just got raped by a migrant, and Cori Bush comes to your house, and she says, You're saying, Hey, what are you going to do? And she says, Nothing. We're not going to do anything. You understand? That is the level of care that these motherfuckers have. It's real easy to vote. But let's see them look someone in the eye who has had their child or been raped or been stabbed or been whatever by one of these migrants, a sexual abuse situation, and them looking you in the eye and say, Hey, we're not going to do anything about it. That is what they are saying. That's what those 158 motherfuckers are saying.

More importantly, they're going to actively, intentionally go against anything happening.

How can anyone defend that at all?

And dude, it's everywhere, bro. It's everywhere. But to this board- Dude, how can you vote for that?

I'm just being real. How can you vote for that?

No idea, man. But to this point, though, the former Border Patrol official responsible for securing nearly 1,000 miles of America's frontier has charged that the Biden-Harris administration intentionally covered up the ongoing migrant crisis. That's no surprise.

No shit.

Ex-san Diego sector chief agent Aaron Hetke told members of the House Homeland Security Committee on Wednesday that the White House repeatedly tried to, quote, quiet the border-wide crisis by shielding information from the press and concealing crossings by dangerous migrants with terror ties. I had to release illegal aliens by the thousands each day into communities who could not support them, testified Hikeh, who retired in summer of 2023 and appeared voluntarily before the panel. To quiet the problem, two flights a week were provided from San Diego to Texas, he explained. These flights simply brought aliens that would have been released in San Diego over to Texas. Each flight cost approximately $150,000. This was the administration's way of trying to quiet the border-wide crisis, Hikeh, Emphasize. Elsewhere in this testimony, Hikeh also said that administration officials asked him to move more than 2,000 migrants apprehended in between the two US-Mexico border fences spanning Southern California, Out of the sight of the media. The chief agent was also-They don't have to do that because the media doesn't care.

The big media doesn't care. They weren't there. Local media might care.

Didn't really have much hiding. But dude, the shit's everywhere. There was a brothel in New York City was just raided in a late-night raid that was being ran by migrants, sex trafficking women.

Migrant brothel that operates 24 hours a day in Seedy, New York City He, quote, Market of Sweethearts, raided by cops.

Yeah, where it was said that this brothel was the worst of the world. A Democratic leader, Hiram Monceretti, said it operates 24 hours a day. But sure, let's focus on… Let's actually get on to anybody that even calls them illegals. Yeah.

Dan says he will keep calling Haitians legally in Springfield illegal. That's because they are illegal. It's a wordplay, man. They are illegal. They are illegally here. That's not argument. They are illegally here. They're illegal immigrants, and they're illegal immigrants. These are illegal migrant immigrants that have to be be deported. They have to be.

Now, in good news, mortgage rates, they're going to be dropping to the lowest since a little bit over a year ago as the feds just cut the interest rate. Yeah.

But there's some bullshit with that. What is that? 50 days before the election?

Right. There's some interesting things behind this. Just so you guys know, we like to keep the facts here. Currently, now, it's at 6.09%, where back in January of 2020, or even January of 2021, it was roughly 3%.

Just above 2%. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? It's a common theme that they will do. They force all these problems, and then 49 days, exactly, actually, or 48 days.

They throw you a bone to make you think everything's going great.

Look how good we're doing. Look how good we're doing. But we all know that this is political. Larry Coulou, this is the Fed's 50 basis point gift to Kamala Harris. It was a 100% political act, right? The Fed's 50 basis point gift to Kamala. That's the subject of the rift. 48 days before the election, and it looks like Fed Chair Jay Powell just gave Kamala Harris a 50 basis point gift by slashing their target rate by half of 1%. This may well put the central bank smack in the middle of presidential politics, something they pledge not to do, right? Because the thing is, Andy, we're 48 days from the election. They could have held off on this and not do this because they have a meeting the day after the election where they could have put this in then. Does that make sense? Yeah. So these people are intentionally. They know they're doing it. They know the shit That's terrible.

Of course.

They want to fix it.

Wait for the October surprises. Wait for the shit that they make up on Donald Trump next month called the October surprise. Just wait. And there'll be another Hunter Biden laptop that that comes out that gets censored and gets pretended to be that it's fake or quote, unquote, misinformation. This comment, this statement called misinformation is the most dangerous comment or name of anything to our country or Republic and to the Constitution. Who decides what misinformation is? Information is factual. You don't get to decide the factual information is The facts are the fucking facts. The facts come from mathematical data. If you're saying a statement based on mathematical data that are factual, that is the true information. They are calling all of the factual data and the conclusions that are made from the factual data, misinformation, to confuse everybody and make people think that people like me and you and the people listening who are of logic mind and can understand the meanings of data, they make us feel like we're a conspiracy theorists or we're threats or we're this or we're that. Dude, I'm fucking tired of it. I'm so tired of these people using that term, misinformation, disinformation, based upon what they don't like.

It's what they don't like. They don't like it. They don't like when you say something that doesn't go along with their agenda, and it's called misinformation, even if it's true. The term needs to be eliminated from the vocabulary. It didn't even start getting views until 40. It's either facts or falsehoods. It's truth or lies. It's not misinformation based upon what Jean-Paul Pierre, whatever her name is, says, or what Kamala Harris says or what the media says. We all know that the big media is the big media. We all know these people have an agenda. We have to come back to terms of what's factual data, what is mathematically proofable, what is the actual truth, and what is not the truth. Okay? It's not based on opinion. It's based on data.

It's real, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have Thumbs Up or dumb as fuck. This is where we bring a headline in. We talk about it, and we get one of those two options. With that being said, our Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck headline reads, 12-year-old boy fatally shoots Black Bear mauling his dad during hunt in Wisconsin.

He'll probably try to arrest him for not having tags or something.

No, they're good, man. A 12-year-old boy shot and killed a wounded Black bear as it was mauling his father near their hunting cabin in the thick Western Wisconsin woods. Ryan Beermann, 43, told the Minnesota Star Tribune that he was pinned beneath the 200-pound Bruin on September sixth when his son, Owen, fired a shot from the boy's hunting rifle. Owen was a hero. He shot that bear and killed it on top of me, said Beermann, who suffered bites to his forehead, arm, and leg. He also needed stitches to reattach a flap of skin on his cheek that was ripped during the attack. Check this clip out.

So this is my first year.

I killed it with a crossbow.

For an avid outdoorsman like Owen Byerman, every mount is memorable. This one I also got with a crossbow.

Just as much as the time dad Ryan gets to spend with his son.

Being out in nature, I love it. Except their last hunt together may be the hardest of all to beat. He was trying to live, and I was trying to live at that point. Ryan remembers the 200-pound black bear not 10 feet from him. I looked down and I see teeth and claws coming at my face. All Ryan could rely on was his empty pistol, or so he thought. He was holding the gun like this and hitting, striking the bear. That's when he let go of my leg and moved my face. I remember hearing the first bite, it was like a crunch. The fight ensued, and I heard the shot, and I felt the bear's weight shift to my left side and just shoved them off me.

It wasn't Ryan's gun. I didn't think twice had you shot it. It was Owen making the miraculous shot.

There's a picture from a couple of days later.

His dad wounded but alive.

He performed under pressure that a lot of people wouldn't perform under. Around 200. Owen had hunted bear before, but this time he missed injuring the animal that then took off, the two trying to find it later, leading to that fateful encounter. A story much like the bear is now frozen in time. If we do a full body, probably find somewhere downstairs.

The next mount is another memory.

These two won't soon forget. That'll be the most memorable mount in the house. Shit.

Crazy, man.

Yeah. Fuck. He got him, too, huh?

Yeah, he did, man. Yeah. Didn't hesitate to shoot that black bear.

That was good on that, dude.

A bear that was black. He said, I didn't hesitate.

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't even know what you're getting at. No, dude, that's fucking cool, though, man. You got a black square or something you're going to put up? Fuck, dude.

I think that was pretty fucking cool, though.

Dude, he did what he had to do. Hey, man. And without hesitating.

I tell you this, if a bear comes up on me, black or brown, I'm getting it.

Yeah, white, too.

Polar bears, they don't really come over here.

But if they did, they eat your mayonnaise.

All the raisins in the pantry.

And a potato salad. They'd be doing the woogie boogie. All right. What do you give it?I have a thumbs up on me. Me too. I think that's fucking cool. I agree.

That's going to be a damn good story that lives in that family. Bro, that's crazy. I saved my dad from a fucking bear.

Yeah, no shit. That's going to be like a family legend. Bro. Yeah.

Give that kid some apple juice. Bro, he deserves it.

He deserves it. Good job.

Guys, Andy, that is all I got, man.

All right, guys.

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