Transcript of TOUCHING GRASS IS HARD ft. Seanic | OfflineTV Podcast #9

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Yeah. in the world. Dig was always top three, but we were never first. So it's like at points we would be second or we would beat the first place team. We would never win any tournament. Pretty much. We won two tournaments in our lives. But we had, like legit. Someone pulled up the stats and I hate stats. Numbers lie. But these numbers told me I had a 30% win rate against TSM. And I'm like, damn, we fucking sucked, and we never want anything. I was not the best player, and it fucking sucked ass. So, like, I don't know, man. I feel like. I feel like even if I knew I was better than the opposing player, and I always lose. I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't know if I have the ego for that.People just call me chokey.Yeah.Like, chovy.But he wins now.And he wins now.Yeah.It's like, you will never win.It's okay. Cause I would be, like, the best streamer. Like, I would dominate him in ranked. Like, I would run into my ranked all the time. The guy who gets first every time. And I would just keep owning him and owning him. Vice would never win a term against them.There's no way on the bench you can ever get put in.Yeah, you're not. You're not seeing any playtime, but you're getting paid. You're making the salary, and you're gonna get that ring.Oh, that's more like a joke. Imagine you go to a party. Everyone's like, oh, my God. You're that. You're, like, the bench warmer. It's like, yeah. And you show your hand. You have all these rings.But that'd be so fucking funny. Like, I find humor in that. Like, I would. I would want to be. I would want to be the best player.I mean, the way I see it, too, is, like, if you're one of the bench warmers, basically, you're getting paid to watch great basketball every day. Like, every. Every game, you're just sitting down in the best and I, like, laid back on my. My towel and I, like, read on my phone kind of deal.Well, I think if you diptoe, that counts. Ooh, wait. You know. You know how we hit seven beaches?Yeah.We start at, like, Malibu, and we just run down the coast. And as you run, you'll hit. You know.So we're just trying to do Jason's record.Yeah, so.So, like, you already. You did something that this guy doesn't do. Run. So he doesn't believe in cardio.Don't do cardio. Track and field. In high school, I can run pretty far.Yeah.I'm surprised.I just find running is so boring.What's your triple jump? What's your pr?Triple jump? Yeah, not very far.I got 80ft. No biggie.80Ft?Yeah.There's no way you got 80ft.That's so far.I was a competitive. Be honest. I'm a little. I'm a little rusty on, like. What exactly. But I think I was 80ft. Four inches was my pr.I don't remember any of my number.I feel like. Like Jason's gonna google this. 80ft is like the Olympic record or some shit.Like, that is far.Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good for high school.There's no way these 80ft in high school. I'm, like, trying to imagine 80ft. There's no fucking.How many lebrons is that?What? Triple jump. Again.Triple jump. The classic sport.Is it the one Oh, oh, I have a high blood pressure. Like, in my family, I have a high blood pressure.I'm glad you haven't used that sauna, man.Wait, avoid alcohol.Oh, no.My doctor says I should. I should only take two drinks a night if I do alcohol, which is definitely not what I take when I go drinking.Yeah, you drink more.How would you know that?Cuz I'm there. I was there at the party.You might have been a little too intoxicated.Maybe I was intoxicated, but I know another intoxicated person when I see one.Sean, you're a good time when you're drunk.I like open bar. I don't like being like, you know, like when, like, you're tipsy and you're drunk. I kind of just like being, like, drunk.Okay. What's funny to me is the way that you. Because you know your body pretty well. Yeah, it's funny to me the way that you, like, like, time out, your drunkenness, where, like, everyone will be like, all right, shots. And you'll be like, no, no, no. Hold on. Give me 20 minutes. And then I'm just going to smash them all and be, like, blacked out.Like, I'll catch up to everyone. But I have, like, a threshold where my body realizes alcohol is poison and it just, like, will get me. Not like I'll just throw up at.The taste of alcohol.So if I surprise my body and I take, like, eight shots at one time, my body's like, what's going on? Uh oh. And I'm blacked out for me.I. My body gives me weird signals, like, hey, you probably shouldn't be fucking doing that. And so, like, I drink a lot of the water in between. Like, I'm pretty. Right now, drinking is, like, a drink shots, and I'll drink water and then alternate to make it not that bad. I won't do, like, 13 shots in a row anymore. Cause that's fucking insane. I can't do that anymore.I think my limit's probably, like, eight or nine. That's a lot.Yeah, that's a lot.Like, I'm pretty drunk, but we can build that up if there's, like, dancing involved. Like, we're gonna dance at the club. I'm gonna get shoisted.Yeah, I I understand.Because everyone dances well when, like, they don't care.Yeah. No, hundred percent.That's why I like Halloween parties, because we, like, dress up as, like. Like, I was, like, Gandalf one year.Yeah.And I'll just dance scene in the middle of the dance floor, super drunk.That was the best party we've thrown at this house, was the Halloween party.Wait, wait. We can. We can run it back right before we go.Well, I do want to run it back. I mean, look at our bar. Our bar is stocked right now.Yeah, we could. I don't know. We can just call the party wherever we want.I've been having midnight beer sessions where I just drink beer and just, like, work while slightly buzzed.Wait, you.Yeah, I will bet. One time I just mentioned, hey, you want to drink a beer? He's like, what kind? Yeah, dude.I. Like, I brought alcohol into my room for further a shoot that we were about to do, and then, like, we never went into my bathroom where I had it all, so now I just have alcohol in my restroom. I'm just like, well, what am I gonna do with this?Oh, wait. You should have brought us in there, dude.We'll just drink in the sauna.Yeah, I was just drinking the sauce.Definitely a combination. I said not to do, but I don't read.Yeah, crazy. Yeah. Alcohol and sauna with your blood pressure match made in heaven.I mean. Yeah, I'll probably go there afterwards. Yeah, I'm. No. I'm convinced I'm going to hell. Like, I. I feel like it's like if I, like, like, you know, believed in the Bible and shit, like, I must have sinned, like, multiple times.Like, but doesn't matter how much you sin.I feel like. Like, if you know how every. Everything symbolizes good and bad with, like, the scales, like, when. When, like, you on the afterlife, they have scales, and they measure, like, sagittarius no, no. Like, you know how toast.Yeah, yeah.You like their scale. Like someone's holding scales like a judge. And then it measures like, how good have you been? And the scales go up and down. Like, I feel like for me be like, yeah, yeah. You kind of. You and I go to hell kind of deal. You're saying, are you there with me?You saying that you've done more net bad than that good? I think I've done more net good.You'd be in hell with me.Sure. I think I've done a lot more than that good in my life.Be there for sure, obviously. Yeah.I lied about hitting 80ft. I'm going hell.Yeah.If I get to be devil Kazia, I'll go to hell. I will willingly turn down heaven to go to hell.Wait, is lying a sin every good lying?Absolutely not.What?Absolutely not.What about being.Lying is welcomed.What about being wrong but not knowing your line?That's me. That's me all the time. I spread misinformation all the time.Yeah, I know.Cause I read titles of articles and I don't fact check them out. And I'm like a really loud person.Yeah.So it's just everywhere.Wait, it came back to me. My pr is 42ft, bro. No, no. Cause I looked it up. I think when I got the 42ft, though, I was qualifying or I was in a bigger tournament. So, like, me hitting 42 didn't mean anything. Cause someone else beat me with 48. But the one that's recorded is the one that I won and got first place. But it's not my pr.He's going hell. That's a lie.Yeah, for sure.He led up with 80 and I didn't fact check.This guy gaslit us for fucking 20 minutes on the podcast.Sure.42 and he.Because I remember this. It ended. I ended my career at like a.Whole number, which you realize if anyone from your high school contacts me or scar and says, actually, here's a video of it, and you get 41, you're going to hell. Right. That's exactly it.I'll take it. I'll jump my way there in hell.They'll have the same, the same triple jump. And then when you go over it, they'll always. They'll just tell you, oh, no, sorry, that was 30.That would be a crazy hell, actually.Yeah. Where you keep jumping 40 plus, and they'd be like, nah, sorry, that's 28.You just have to keep jumping until you hit 80.That'd be funny too.That's how you get to heaven. Just give everyone an impossible. Isn't there that one guy, he has to like push a boulder up?Yeah.And there's also the other guy that like he's always thirsty but he can't like drink water because it like the first one, sisfist.The second one, Dumbledore is not dumbledore. Dumbledore? Yeah, he's the one where it's like Harry, no matter what, what I say and what I do, you must make me drink all the water. Then he starts drinking, he's like, I don't want to drink.I don't read or fact checked. So I'm just gonna agree with him.There's no way it's Dumbledore. That's Harry Potter.No, no, just I agree with him.Harry Potter is like a Gryffindor.No, he wouldn't lie. He. We just learned.I learned that humans can jump 80ft is what I learned. Oh, I'm gonna spread that.See Harry found that the only way to quench Dumbledore's thirst was to obtain water from the lake. But the lake was cursed.That's crazy. This is the one time you actually were true to us.Potter copied the Bible.Yeah.Can we ask AI?That's why I don't like, I don't support Harry Potter.I would don't support them for a lot of the authors things. But you know what, Harry Potter Bible are different works. Some say they share similarities but wow.See Harry Potter is like the new.Dumbledore and God Jesus and Harry Potter's Jesus Christ. Is that what they're going?Is Voldemort really Satan?It's actually that's kind of crazy because a lot of christians like when Harry.Potter first came out they thought magic was like sinful.They banned it. They're like oh, witchcraft bad.Which is crazy because now everything is.Magic and now it's at Universal Studios.And christians love that.You know what was we went to or I went to anime Expo this year. In every anime expo at the very. There's always.I know what you're talking about.These.Jesus loves you people.Yeah, Jesus loves you people outside like you're a sinner. Like, like repent for your sins and yelling at the top of their lungs and this just cause I swear this is actually this would be a great tactic because it causes all the super like crazy cosplayers to go up and start twerking on them kind of deal.I think they do that. I think they like do provocative things to them.Yeah. No, combat them yeah, exactly. And I'm like, wait, wasn't this. This is just a genius. What if they're not even religious? They're doing this because they want the attend, but it is.It's also kind of a win win because by filming that video, they are also getting their. Their banner.So there was more people. There wasn't many this's like, actually, I think I'm gonna attend this year.The reverse. Yeah, they get converted. Like, anime looks pretty fun.Sorry, guys. Cosplaying none this year. Just going.My problem with it is, like, one, it makes christians look bad because I think, like, most christians are, like, awesome people, but they. I think they don't realize it, but they're doing the opposite. If someone was like, oh, join, like, my, like, tree club or whatever, but they're yelling at me and they're saying I'm, like, a bad person. I don't join tree club. Like, fuck you. I don't want to join tree club. Fuck off. It makes me, like, hate tree club.You know?Like, normally I would join tree club if they were just awesome people. And they were like, oh, yeah. Like, I'm just part of that. Sounds cool.They should. They should instead be outside and twerking. Yeah. And pass out stickers, being like, yo, yo, believe in God. And the. And it's like an anime God.Yeah.You know, low key.That would be. That would be sick people. Like, okay, yeah.Wait, I'd be fire. Yeah. Anime God.They have.Those stickers would be everywhere.Yeah, they have the wrong. The wrong fucking stuff.You know, like, know your audience.Exactly.Like, AOC played among us. Like, she knew her audience, dude.If we could have gotten Trump to do that, that would have been crazy. Or by. Did you see, like, the number one trending video right now?Is it the Kamala Harris fan cam?No, but it's Trump playing golf.Huh.And apparently, like. And during the debate, I didn't watch the debate, but apparently he was, like, shitprincess. And then. And then Conan O'Brien's like, who was our second president? You know, so much information. All these video game characters. Who is our second president? And he's like, it's John Adams.Does he.At home, it was John Adams that's going to come up on Jeopardy. Because no one cares about the presidents that weren't. That's not on money. And who didn't do something phenomenal in, like, some storytelling.John Adams, though, on beer.I not know that that's Madison beer.I.That's also Madison Square Garden.CLG.You got me there. You won.All right.Well, I guess that concludes our podcast episode, guys. What? The winner of this episode is Sean. You can catch more from us on the Patreon where we're gonna light this guy up and torch something. But thanks for watching Scott. Sean, anything you want to say before we go?Just get really good at Evo. Like, if there's a girl out there, get real good evo, and I'll come date you. Yeah, I'll w. Riz.Yeah, I will do that as well.Yeah. Riz in the chat.Yeah. Hundred.Riz in the chat.Goodbye. Bye.

in the world. Dig was always top three, but we were never first. So it's like at points we would be second or we would beat the first place team. We would never win any tournament. Pretty much. We won two tournaments in our lives. But we had, like legit. Someone pulled up the stats and I hate stats. Numbers lie. But these numbers told me I had a 30% win rate against TSM. And I'm like, damn, we fucking sucked, and we never want anything. I was not the best player, and it fucking sucked ass. So, like, I don't know, man. I feel like. I feel like even if I knew I was better than the opposing player, and I always lose. I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't know if I have the ego for that.

People just call me chokey.

Yeah.

Like, chovy.

But he wins now.

And he wins now.

Yeah.

It's like, you will never win.

It's okay. Cause I would be, like, the best streamer. Like, I would dominate him in ranked. Like, I would run into my ranked all the time. The guy who gets first every time. And I would just keep owning him and owning him. Vice would never win a term against them.

There's no way on the bench you can ever get put in.

Yeah, you're not. You're not seeing any playtime, but you're getting paid. You're making the salary, and you're gonna get that ring.

Oh, that's more like a joke. Imagine you go to a party. Everyone's like, oh, my God. You're that. You're, like, the bench warmer. It's like, yeah. And you show your hand. You have all these rings.

But that'd be so fucking funny. Like, I find humor in that. Like, I would. I would want to be. I would want to be the best player.

I mean, the way I see it, too, is, like, if you're one of the bench warmers, basically, you're getting paid to watch great basketball every day. Like, every. Every game, you're just sitting down in the best and I, like, laid back on my. My towel and I, like, read on my phone kind of deal.Well, I think if you diptoe, that counts. Ooh, wait. You know. You know how we hit seven beaches?Yeah.We start at, like, Malibu, and we just run down the coast. And as you run, you'll hit. You know.So we're just trying to do Jason's record.Yeah, so.So, like, you already. You did something that this guy doesn't do. Run. So he doesn't believe in cardio.Don't do cardio. Track and field. In high school, I can run pretty far.Yeah.I'm surprised.I just find running is so boring.What's your triple jump? What's your pr?Triple jump? Yeah, not very far.I got 80ft. No biggie.80Ft?Yeah.There's no way you got 80ft.That's so far.I was a competitive. Be honest. I'm a little. I'm a little rusty on, like. What exactly. But I think I was 80ft. Four inches was my pr.I don't remember any of my number.I feel like. Like Jason's gonna google this. 80ft is like the Olympic record or some shit.Like, that is far.Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good for high school.There's no way these 80ft in high school. I'm, like, trying to imagine 80ft. There's no fucking.How many lebrons is that?What? Triple jump. Again.Triple jump. The classic sport.Is it the one Oh, oh, I have a high blood pressure. Like, in my family, I have a high blood pressure.I'm glad you haven't used that sauna, man.Wait, avoid alcohol.Oh, no.My doctor says I should. I should only take two drinks a night if I do alcohol, which is definitely not what I take when I go drinking.Yeah, you drink more.How would you know that?Cuz I'm there. I was there at the party.You might have been a little too intoxicated.Maybe I was intoxicated, but I know another intoxicated person when I see one.Sean, you're a good time when you're drunk.I like open bar. I don't like being like, you know, like when, like, you're tipsy and you're drunk. I kind of just like being, like, drunk.Okay. What's funny to me is the way that you. Because you know your body pretty well. Yeah, it's funny to me the way that you, like, like, time out, your drunkenness, where, like, everyone will be like, all right, shots. And you'll be like, no, no, no. Hold on. Give me 20 minutes. And then I'm just going to smash them all and be, like, blacked out.Like, I'll catch up to everyone. But I have, like, a threshold where my body realizes alcohol is poison and it just, like, will get me. Not like I'll just throw up at.The taste of alcohol.So if I surprise my body and I take, like, eight shots at one time, my body's like, what's going on? Uh oh. And I'm blacked out for me.I. My body gives me weird signals, like, hey, you probably shouldn't be fucking doing that. And so, like, I drink a lot of the water in between. Like, I'm pretty. Right now, drinking is, like, a drink shots, and I'll drink water and then alternate to make it not that bad. I won't do, like, 13 shots in a row anymore. Cause that's fucking insane. I can't do that anymore.I think my limit's probably, like, eight or nine. That's a lot.Yeah, that's a lot.Like, I'm pretty drunk, but we can build that up if there's, like, dancing involved. Like, we're gonna dance at the club. I'm gonna get shoisted.Yeah, I I understand.Because everyone dances well when, like, they don't care.Yeah. No, hundred percent.That's why I like Halloween parties, because we, like, dress up as, like. Like, I was, like, Gandalf one year.Yeah.And I'll just dance scene in the middle of the dance floor, super drunk.That was the best party we've thrown at this house, was the Halloween party.Wait, wait. We can. We can run it back right before we go.Well, I do want to run it back. I mean, look at our bar. Our bar is stocked right now.Yeah, we could. I don't know. We can just call the party wherever we want.I've been having midnight beer sessions where I just drink beer and just, like, work while slightly buzzed.Wait, you.Yeah, I will bet. One time I just mentioned, hey, you want to drink a beer? He's like, what kind? Yeah, dude.I. Like, I brought alcohol into my room for further a shoot that we were about to do, and then, like, we never went into my bathroom where I had it all, so now I just have alcohol in my restroom. I'm just like, well, what am I gonna do with this?Oh, wait. You should have brought us in there, dude.We'll just drink in the sauna.Yeah, I was just drinking the sauce.Definitely a combination. I said not to do, but I don't read.Yeah, crazy. Yeah. Alcohol and sauna with your blood pressure match made in heaven.I mean. Yeah, I'll probably go there afterwards. Yeah, I'm. No. I'm convinced I'm going to hell. Like, I. I feel like it's like if I, like, like, you know, believed in the Bible and shit, like, I must have sinned, like, multiple times.Like, but doesn't matter how much you sin.I feel like. Like, if you know how every. Everything symbolizes good and bad with, like, the scales, like, when. When, like, you on the afterlife, they have scales, and they measure, like, sagittarius no, no. Like, you know how toast.Yeah, yeah.You like their scale. Like someone's holding scales like a judge. And then it measures like, how good have you been? And the scales go up and down. Like, I feel like for me be like, yeah, yeah. You kind of. You and I go to hell kind of deal. You're saying, are you there with me?You saying that you've done more net bad than that good? I think I've done more net good.You'd be in hell with me.Sure. I think I've done a lot more than that good in my life.Be there for sure, obviously. Yeah.I lied about hitting 80ft. I'm going hell.Yeah.If I get to be devil Kazia, I'll go to hell. I will willingly turn down heaven to go to hell.Wait, is lying a sin every good lying?Absolutely not.What?Absolutely not.What about being.Lying is welcomed.What about being wrong but not knowing your line?That's me. That's me all the time. I spread misinformation all the time.Yeah, I know.Cause I read titles of articles and I don't fact check them out. And I'm like a really loud person.Yeah.So it's just everywhere.Wait, it came back to me. My pr is 42ft, bro. No, no. Cause I looked it up. I think when I got the 42ft, though, I was qualifying or I was in a bigger tournament. So, like, me hitting 42 didn't mean anything. Cause someone else beat me with 48. But the one that's recorded is the one that I won and got first place. But it's not my pr.He's going hell. That's a lie.Yeah, for sure.He led up with 80 and I didn't fact check.This guy gaslit us for fucking 20 minutes on the podcast.Sure.42 and he.Because I remember this. It ended. I ended my career at like a.Whole number, which you realize if anyone from your high school contacts me or scar and says, actually, here's a video of it, and you get 41, you're going to hell. Right. That's exactly it.I'll take it. I'll jump my way there in hell.They'll have the same, the same triple jump. And then when you go over it, they'll always. They'll just tell you, oh, no, sorry, that was 30.That would be a crazy hell, actually.Yeah. Where you keep jumping 40 plus, and they'd be like, nah, sorry, that's 28.You just have to keep jumping until you hit 80.That'd be funny too.That's how you get to heaven. Just give everyone an impossible. Isn't there that one guy, he has to like push a boulder up?Yeah.And there's also the other guy that like he's always thirsty but he can't like drink water because it like the first one, sisfist.The second one, Dumbledore is not dumbledore. Dumbledore? Yeah, he's the one where it's like Harry, no matter what, what I say and what I do, you must make me drink all the water. Then he starts drinking, he's like, I don't want to drink.I don't read or fact checked. So I'm just gonna agree with him.There's no way it's Dumbledore. That's Harry Potter.No, no, just I agree with him.Harry Potter is like a Gryffindor.No, he wouldn't lie. He. We just learned.I learned that humans can jump 80ft is what I learned. Oh, I'm gonna spread that.See Harry found that the only way to quench Dumbledore's thirst was to obtain water from the lake. But the lake was cursed.That's crazy. This is the one time you actually were true to us.Potter copied the Bible.Yeah.Can we ask AI?That's why I don't like, I don't support Harry Potter.I would don't support them for a lot of the authors things. But you know what, Harry Potter Bible are different works. Some say they share similarities but wow.See Harry Potter is like the new.Dumbledore and God Jesus and Harry Potter's Jesus Christ. Is that what they're going?Is Voldemort really Satan?It's actually that's kind of crazy because a lot of christians like when Harry.Potter first came out they thought magic was like sinful.They banned it. They're like oh, witchcraft bad.Which is crazy because now everything is.Magic and now it's at Universal Studios.And christians love that.You know what was we went to or I went to anime Expo this year. In every anime expo at the very. There's always.I know what you're talking about.These.Jesus loves you people.Yeah, Jesus loves you people outside like you're a sinner. Like, like repent for your sins and yelling at the top of their lungs and this just cause I swear this is actually this would be a great tactic because it causes all the super like crazy cosplayers to go up and start twerking on them kind of deal.I think they do that. I think they like do provocative things to them.Yeah. No, combat them yeah, exactly. And I'm like, wait, wasn't this. This is just a genius. What if they're not even religious? They're doing this because they want the attend, but it is.It's also kind of a win win because by filming that video, they are also getting their. Their banner.So there was more people. There wasn't many this's like, actually, I think I'm gonna attend this year.The reverse. Yeah, they get converted. Like, anime looks pretty fun.Sorry, guys. Cosplaying none this year. Just going.My problem with it is, like, one, it makes christians look bad because I think, like, most christians are, like, awesome people, but they. I think they don't realize it, but they're doing the opposite. If someone was like, oh, join, like, my, like, tree club or whatever, but they're yelling at me and they're saying I'm, like, a bad person. I don't join tree club. Like, fuck you. I don't want to join tree club. Fuck off. It makes me, like, hate tree club.You know?Like, normally I would join tree club if they were just awesome people. And they were like, oh, yeah. Like, I'm just part of that. Sounds cool.They should. They should instead be outside and twerking. Yeah. And pass out stickers, being like, yo, yo, believe in God. And the. And it's like an anime God.Yeah.You know, low key.That would be. That would be sick people. Like, okay, yeah.Wait, I'd be fire. Yeah. Anime God.They have.Those stickers would be everywhere.Yeah, they have the wrong. The wrong fucking stuff.You know, like, know your audience.Exactly.Like, AOC played among us. Like, she knew her audience, dude.If we could have gotten Trump to do that, that would have been crazy. Or by. Did you see, like, the number one trending video right now?Is it the Kamala Harris fan cam?No, but it's Trump playing golf.Huh.And apparently, like. And during the debate, I didn't watch the debate, but apparently he was, like, shitprincess. And then. And then Conan O'Brien's like, who was our second president? You know, so much information. All these video game characters. Who is our second president? And he's like, it's John Adams.Does he.At home, it was John Adams that's going to come up on Jeopardy. Because no one cares about the presidents that weren't. That's not on money. And who didn't do something phenomenal in, like, some storytelling.John Adams, though, on beer.I not know that that's Madison beer.I.That's also Madison Square Garden.CLG.You got me there. You won.All right.Well, I guess that concludes our podcast episode, guys. What? The winner of this episode is Sean. You can catch more from us on the Patreon where we're gonna light this guy up and torch something. But thanks for watching Scott. Sean, anything you want to say before we go?Just get really good at Evo. Like, if there's a girl out there, get real good evo, and I'll come date you. Yeah, I'll w. Riz.Yeah, I will do that as well.Yeah. Riz in the chat.Yeah. Hundred.Riz in the chat.Goodbye. Bye.

and I, like, laid back on my. My towel and I, like, read on my phone kind of deal.

Well, I think if you diptoe, that counts. Ooh, wait. You know. You know how we hit seven beaches?

Yeah.

We start at, like, Malibu, and we just run down the coast. And as you run, you'll hit. You know.

So we're just trying to do Jason's record.

Yeah, so.

So, like, you already. You did something that this guy doesn't do. Run. So he doesn't believe in cardio.

Don't do cardio. Track and field. In high school, I can run pretty far.

Yeah.

I'm surprised.

I just find running is so boring.

What's your triple jump? What's your pr?

Triple jump? Yeah, not very far.

I got 80ft. No biggie.

80Ft?

Yeah.

There's no way you got 80ft.

That's so far.

I was a competitive. Be honest. I'm a little. I'm a little rusty on, like. What exactly. But I think I was 80ft. Four inches was my pr.

I don't remember any of my number.

I feel like. Like Jason's gonna google this. 80ft is like the Olympic record or some shit.

Like, that is far.

Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good for high school.

There's no way these 80ft in high school. I'm, like, trying to imagine 80ft. There's no fucking.

How many lebrons is that?

What? Triple jump. Again.

Triple jump. The classic sport.

Is it the one Oh, oh, I have a high blood pressure. Like, in my family, I have a high blood pressure.I'm glad you haven't used that sauna, man.Wait, avoid alcohol.Oh, no.My doctor says I should. I should only take two drinks a night if I do alcohol, which is definitely not what I take when I go drinking.Yeah, you drink more.How would you know that?Cuz I'm there. I was there at the party.You might have been a little too intoxicated.Maybe I was intoxicated, but I know another intoxicated person when I see one.Sean, you're a good time when you're drunk.I like open bar. I don't like being like, you know, like when, like, you're tipsy and you're drunk. I kind of just like being, like, drunk.Okay. What's funny to me is the way that you. Because you know your body pretty well. Yeah, it's funny to me the way that you, like, like, time out, your drunkenness, where, like, everyone will be like, all right, shots. And you'll be like, no, no, no. Hold on. Give me 20 minutes. And then I'm just going to smash them all and be, like, blacked out.Like, I'll catch up to everyone. But I have, like, a threshold where my body realizes alcohol is poison and it just, like, will get me. Not like I'll just throw up at.The taste of alcohol.So if I surprise my body and I take, like, eight shots at one time, my body's like, what's going on? Uh oh. And I'm blacked out for me.I. My body gives me weird signals, like, hey, you probably shouldn't be fucking doing that. And so, like, I drink a lot of the water in between. Like, I'm pretty. Right now, drinking is, like, a drink shots, and I'll drink water and then alternate to make it not that bad. I won't do, like, 13 shots in a row anymore. Cause that's fucking insane. I can't do that anymore.I think my limit's probably, like, eight or nine. That's a lot.Yeah, that's a lot.Like, I'm pretty drunk, but we can build that up if there's, like, dancing involved. Like, we're gonna dance at the club. I'm gonna get shoisted.Yeah, I I understand.Because everyone dances well when, like, they don't care.Yeah. No, hundred percent.That's why I like Halloween parties, because we, like, dress up as, like. Like, I was, like, Gandalf one year.Yeah.And I'll just dance scene in the middle of the dance floor, super drunk.That was the best party we've thrown at this house, was the Halloween party.Wait, wait. We can. We can run it back right before we go.Well, I do want to run it back. I mean, look at our bar. Our bar is stocked right now.Yeah, we could. I don't know. We can just call the party wherever we want.I've been having midnight beer sessions where I just drink beer and just, like, work while slightly buzzed.Wait, you.Yeah, I will bet. One time I just mentioned, hey, you want to drink a beer? He's like, what kind? Yeah, dude.I. Like, I brought alcohol into my room for further a shoot that we were about to do, and then, like, we never went into my bathroom where I had it all, so now I just have alcohol in my restroom. I'm just like, well, what am I gonna do with this?Oh, wait. You should have brought us in there, dude.We'll just drink in the sauna.Yeah, I was just drinking the sauce.Definitely a combination. I said not to do, but I don't read.Yeah, crazy. Yeah. Alcohol and sauna with your blood pressure match made in heaven.I mean. Yeah, I'll probably go there afterwards. Yeah, I'm. No. I'm convinced I'm going to hell. Like, I. I feel like it's like if I, like, like, you know, believed in the Bible and shit, like, I must have sinned, like, multiple times.Like, but doesn't matter how much you sin.I feel like. Like, if you know how every. Everything symbolizes good and bad with, like, the scales, like, when. When, like, you on the afterlife, they have scales, and they measure, like, sagittarius no, no. Like, you know how toast.Yeah, yeah.You like their scale. Like someone's holding scales like a judge. And then it measures like, how good have you been? And the scales go up and down. Like, I feel like for me be like, yeah, yeah. You kind of. You and I go to hell kind of deal. You're saying, are you there with me?You saying that you've done more net bad than that good? I think I've done more net good.You'd be in hell with me.Sure. I think I've done a lot more than that good in my life.Be there for sure, obviously. Yeah.I lied about hitting 80ft. I'm going hell.Yeah.If I get to be devil Kazia, I'll go to hell. I will willingly turn down heaven to go to hell.Wait, is lying a sin every good lying?Absolutely not.What?Absolutely not.What about being.Lying is welcomed.What about being wrong but not knowing your line?That's me. That's me all the time. I spread misinformation all the time.Yeah, I know.Cause I read titles of articles and I don't fact check them out. And I'm like a really loud person.Yeah.So it's just everywhere.Wait, it came back to me. My pr is 42ft, bro. No, no. Cause I looked it up. I think when I got the 42ft, though, I was qualifying or I was in a bigger tournament. So, like, me hitting 42 didn't mean anything. Cause someone else beat me with 48. But the one that's recorded is the one that I won and got first place. But it's not my pr.He's going hell. That's a lie.Yeah, for sure.He led up with 80 and I didn't fact check.This guy gaslit us for fucking 20 minutes on the podcast.Sure.42 and he.Because I remember this. It ended. I ended my career at like a.Whole number, which you realize if anyone from your high school contacts me or scar and says, actually, here's a video of it, and you get 41, you're going to hell. Right. That's exactly it.I'll take it. I'll jump my way there in hell.They'll have the same, the same triple jump. And then when you go over it, they'll always. They'll just tell you, oh, no, sorry, that was 30.That would be a crazy hell, actually.Yeah. Where you keep jumping 40 plus, and they'd be like, nah, sorry, that's 28.You just have to keep jumping until you hit 80.That'd be funny too.That's how you get to heaven. Just give everyone an impossible. Isn't there that one guy, he has to like push a boulder up?Yeah.And there's also the other guy that like he's always thirsty but he can't like drink water because it like the first one, sisfist.The second one, Dumbledore is not dumbledore. Dumbledore? Yeah, he's the one where it's like Harry, no matter what, what I say and what I do, you must make me drink all the water. Then he starts drinking, he's like, I don't want to drink.I don't read or fact checked. So I'm just gonna agree with him.There's no way it's Dumbledore. That's Harry Potter.No, no, just I agree with him.Harry Potter is like a Gryffindor.No, he wouldn't lie. He. We just learned.I learned that humans can jump 80ft is what I learned. Oh, I'm gonna spread that.See Harry found that the only way to quench Dumbledore's thirst was to obtain water from the lake. But the lake was cursed.That's crazy. This is the one time you actually were true to us.Potter copied the Bible.Yeah.Can we ask AI?That's why I don't like, I don't support Harry Potter.I would don't support them for a lot of the authors things. But you know what, Harry Potter Bible are different works. Some say they share similarities but wow.See Harry Potter is like the new.Dumbledore and God Jesus and Harry Potter's Jesus Christ. Is that what they're going?Is Voldemort really Satan?It's actually that's kind of crazy because a lot of christians like when Harry.Potter first came out they thought magic was like sinful.They banned it. They're like oh, witchcraft bad.Which is crazy because now everything is.Magic and now it's at Universal Studios.And christians love that.You know what was we went to or I went to anime Expo this year. In every anime expo at the very. There's always.I know what you're talking about.These.Jesus loves you people.Yeah, Jesus loves you people outside like you're a sinner. Like, like repent for your sins and yelling at the top of their lungs and this just cause I swear this is actually this would be a great tactic because it causes all the super like crazy cosplayers to go up and start twerking on them kind of deal.I think they do that. I think they like do provocative things to them.Yeah. No, combat them yeah, exactly. And I'm like, wait, wasn't this. This is just a genius. What if they're not even religious? They're doing this because they want the attend, but it is.It's also kind of a win win because by filming that video, they are also getting their. Their banner.So there was more people. There wasn't many this's like, actually, I think I'm gonna attend this year.The reverse. Yeah, they get converted. Like, anime looks pretty fun.Sorry, guys. Cosplaying none this year. Just going.My problem with it is, like, one, it makes christians look bad because I think, like, most christians are, like, awesome people, but they. I think they don't realize it, but they're doing the opposite. If someone was like, oh, join, like, my, like, tree club or whatever, but they're yelling at me and they're saying I'm, like, a bad person. I don't join tree club. Like, fuck you. I don't want to join tree club. Fuck off. It makes me, like, hate tree club.You know?Like, normally I would join tree club if they were just awesome people. And they were like, oh, yeah. Like, I'm just part of that. Sounds cool.They should. They should instead be outside and twerking. Yeah. And pass out stickers, being like, yo, yo, believe in God. And the. And it's like an anime God.Yeah.You know, low key.That would be. That would be sick people. Like, okay, yeah.Wait, I'd be fire. Yeah. Anime God.They have.Those stickers would be everywhere.Yeah, they have the wrong. The wrong fucking stuff.You know, like, know your audience.Exactly.Like, AOC played among us. Like, she knew her audience, dude.If we could have gotten Trump to do that, that would have been crazy. Or by. Did you see, like, the number one trending video right now?Is it the Kamala Harris fan cam?No, but it's Trump playing golf.Huh.And apparently, like. And during the debate, I didn't watch the debate, but apparently he was, like, shitprincess. And then. And then Conan O'Brien's like, who was our second president? You know, so much information. All these video game characters. Who is our second president? And he's like, it's John Adams.Does he.At home, it was John Adams that's going to come up on Jeopardy. Because no one cares about the presidents that weren't. That's not on money. And who didn't do something phenomenal in, like, some storytelling.John Adams, though, on beer.I not know that that's Madison beer.I.That's also Madison Square Garden.CLG.You got me there. You won.All right.Well, I guess that concludes our podcast episode, guys. What? The winner of this episode is Sean. You can catch more from us on the Patreon where we're gonna light this guy up and torch something. But thanks for watching Scott. Sean, anything you want to say before we go?Just get really good at Evo. Like, if there's a girl out there, get real good evo, and I'll come date you. Yeah, I'll w. Riz.Yeah, I will do that as well.Yeah. Riz in the chat.Yeah. Hundred.Riz in the chat.Goodbye. Bye.

Oh, oh, I have a high blood pressure. Like, in my family, I have a high blood pressure.

I'm glad you haven't used that sauna, man.

Wait, avoid alcohol.

Oh, no.

My doctor says I should. I should only take two drinks a night if I do alcohol, which is definitely not what I take when I go drinking.

Yeah, you drink more.

How would you know that?

Cuz I'm there. I was there at the party.

You might have been a little too intoxicated.

Maybe I was intoxicated, but I know another intoxicated person when I see one.

Sean, you're a good time when you're drunk.

I like open bar. I don't like being like, you know, like when, like, you're tipsy and you're drunk. I kind of just like being, like, drunk.

Okay. What's funny to me is the way that you. Because you know your body pretty well. Yeah, it's funny to me the way that you, like, like, time out, your drunkenness, where, like, everyone will be like, all right, shots. And you'll be like, no, no, no. Hold on. Give me 20 minutes. And then I'm just going to smash them all and be, like, blacked out.

Like, I'll catch up to everyone. But I have, like, a threshold where my body realizes alcohol is poison and it just, like, will get me. Not like I'll just throw up at.

The taste of alcohol.

So if I surprise my body and I take, like, eight shots at one time, my body's like, what's going on? Uh oh. And I'm blacked out for me.

I. My body gives me weird signals, like, hey, you probably shouldn't be fucking doing that. And so, like, I drink a lot of the water in between. Like, I'm pretty. Right now, drinking is, like, a drink shots, and I'll drink water and then alternate to make it not that bad. I won't do, like, 13 shots in a row anymore. Cause that's fucking insane. I can't do that anymore.

I think my limit's probably, like, eight or nine. That's a lot.

Yeah, that's a lot.

Like, I'm pretty drunk, but we can build that up if there's, like, dancing involved. Like, we're gonna dance at the club. I'm gonna get shoisted.

Yeah, I I understand.

Because everyone dances well when, like, they don't care.

Yeah. No, hundred percent.

That's why I like Halloween parties, because we, like, dress up as, like. Like, I was, like, Gandalf one year.

Yeah.

And I'll just dance scene in the middle of the dance floor, super drunk.

That was the best party we've thrown at this house, was the Halloween party.

Wait, wait. We can. We can run it back right before we go.

Well, I do want to run it back. I mean, look at our bar. Our bar is stocked right now.

Yeah, we could. I don't know. We can just call the party wherever we want.

I've been having midnight beer sessions where I just drink beer and just, like, work while slightly buzzed.

Wait, you.

Yeah, I will bet. One time I just mentioned, hey, you want to drink a beer? He's like, what kind? Yeah, dude.

I. Like, I brought alcohol into my room for further a shoot that we were about to do, and then, like, we never went into my bathroom where I had it all, so now I just have alcohol in my restroom. I'm just like, well, what am I gonna do with this?

Oh, wait. You should have brought us in there, dude.

We'll just drink in the sauna.

Yeah, I was just drinking the sauce.

Definitely a combination. I said not to do, but I don't read.

Yeah, crazy. Yeah. Alcohol and sauna with your blood pressure match made in heaven.

I mean. Yeah, I'll probably go there afterwards. Yeah, I'm. No. I'm convinced I'm going to hell. Like, I. I feel like it's like if I, like, like, you know, believed in the Bible and shit, like, I must have sinned, like, multiple times.

Like, but doesn't matter how much you sin.

I feel like. Like, if you know how every. Everything symbolizes good and bad with, like, the scales, like, when. When, like, you on the afterlife, they have scales, and they measure, like, sagittarius no, no. Like, you know how toast.

Yeah, yeah.

You like their scale. Like someone's holding scales like a judge. And then it measures like, how good have you been? And the scales go up and down. Like, I feel like for me be like, yeah, yeah. You kind of. You and I go to hell kind of deal. You're saying, are you there with me?

You saying that you've done more net bad than that good? I think I've done more net good.

You'd be in hell with me.

Sure. I think I've done a lot more than that good in my life.

Be there for sure, obviously. Yeah.

I lied about hitting 80ft. I'm going hell.

Yeah.

If I get to be devil Kazia, I'll go to hell. I will willingly turn down heaven to go to hell.

Wait, is lying a sin every good lying?

Absolutely not.

What?

Absolutely not.

What about being.

Lying is welcomed.

What about being wrong but not knowing your line?

That's me. That's me all the time. I spread misinformation all the time.

Yeah, I know.

Cause I read titles of articles and I don't fact check them out. And I'm like a really loud person.

Yeah.

So it's just everywhere.

Wait, it came back to me. My pr is 42ft, bro. No, no. Cause I looked it up. I think when I got the 42ft, though, I was qualifying or I was in a bigger tournament. So, like, me hitting 42 didn't mean anything. Cause someone else beat me with 48. But the one that's recorded is the one that I won and got first place. But it's not my pr.

He's going hell. That's a lie.

Yeah, for sure.

He led up with 80 and I didn't fact check.

This guy gaslit us for fucking 20 minutes on the podcast.

Sure.

42 and he.

Because I remember this. It ended. I ended my career at like a.

Whole number, which you realize if anyone from your high school contacts me or scar and says, actually, here's a video of it, and you get 41, you're going to hell. Right. That's exactly it.

I'll take it. I'll jump my way there in hell.

They'll have the same, the same triple jump. And then when you go over it, they'll always. They'll just tell you, oh, no, sorry, that was 30.

That would be a crazy hell, actually.

Yeah. Where you keep jumping 40 plus, and they'd be like, nah, sorry, that's 28.

You just have to keep jumping until you hit 80.

That'd be funny too.

That's how you get to heaven. Just give everyone an impossible. Isn't there that one guy, he has to like push a boulder up?

Yeah.

And there's also the other guy that like he's always thirsty but he can't like drink water because it like the first one, sisfist.

The second one, Dumbledore is not dumbledore. Dumbledore? Yeah, he's the one where it's like Harry, no matter what, what I say and what I do, you must make me drink all the water. Then he starts drinking, he's like, I don't want to drink.

I don't read or fact checked. So I'm just gonna agree with him.

There's no way it's Dumbledore. That's Harry Potter.

No, no, just I agree with him.

Harry Potter is like a Gryffindor.

No, he wouldn't lie. He. We just learned.

I learned that humans can jump 80ft is what I learned. Oh, I'm gonna spread that.

See Harry found that the only way to quench Dumbledore's thirst was to obtain water from the lake. But the lake was cursed.

That's crazy. This is the one time you actually were true to us.

Potter copied the Bible.

Yeah.

Can we ask AI?

That's why I don't like, I don't support Harry Potter.

I would don't support them for a lot of the authors things. But you know what, Harry Potter Bible are different works. Some say they share similarities but wow.

See Harry Potter is like the new.

Dumbledore and God Jesus and Harry Potter's Jesus Christ. Is that what they're going?

Is Voldemort really Satan?

It's actually that's kind of crazy because a lot of christians like when Harry.

Potter first came out they thought magic was like sinful.

They banned it. They're like oh, witchcraft bad.

Which is crazy because now everything is.

Magic and now it's at Universal Studios.

And christians love that.

You know what was we went to or I went to anime Expo this year. In every anime expo at the very. There's always.

I know what you're talking about.

These.

Jesus loves you people.

Yeah, Jesus loves you people outside like you're a sinner. Like, like repent for your sins and yelling at the top of their lungs and this just cause I swear this is actually this would be a great tactic because it causes all the super like crazy cosplayers to go up and start twerking on them kind of deal.

I think they do that. I think they like do provocative things to them.

Yeah. No, combat them yeah, exactly. And I'm like, wait, wasn't this. This is just a genius. What if they're not even religious? They're doing this because they want the attend, but it is.

It's also kind of a win win because by filming that video, they are also getting their. Their banner.

So there was more people. There wasn't many this's like, actually, I think I'm gonna attend this year.The reverse. Yeah, they get converted. Like, anime looks pretty fun.Sorry, guys. Cosplaying none this year. Just going.My problem with it is, like, one, it makes christians look bad because I think, like, most christians are, like, awesome people, but they. I think they don't realize it, but they're doing the opposite. If someone was like, oh, join, like, my, like, tree club or whatever, but they're yelling at me and they're saying I'm, like, a bad person. I don't join tree club. Like, fuck you. I don't want to join tree club. Fuck off. It makes me, like, hate tree club.You know?Like, normally I would join tree club if they were just awesome people. And they were like, oh, yeah. Like, I'm just part of that. Sounds cool.They should. They should instead be outside and twerking. Yeah. And pass out stickers, being like, yo, yo, believe in God. And the. And it's like an anime God.Yeah.You know, low key.That would be. That would be sick people. Like, okay, yeah.Wait, I'd be fire. Yeah. Anime God.They have.Those stickers would be everywhere.Yeah, they have the wrong. The wrong fucking stuff.You know, like, know your audience.Exactly.Like, AOC played among us. Like, she knew her audience, dude.If we could have gotten Trump to do that, that would have been crazy. Or by. Did you see, like, the number one trending video right now?Is it the Kamala Harris fan cam?No, but it's Trump playing golf.Huh.And apparently, like. And during the debate, I didn't watch the debate, but apparently he was, like, shitprincess. And then. And then Conan O'Brien's like, who was our second president? You know, so much information. All these video game characters. Who is our second president? And he's like, it's John Adams.Does he.At home, it was John Adams that's going to come up on Jeopardy. Because no one cares about the presidents that weren't. That's not on money. And who didn't do something phenomenal in, like, some storytelling.John Adams, though, on beer.I not know that that's Madison beer.I.That's also Madison Square Garden.CLG.You got me there. You won.All right.Well, I guess that concludes our podcast episode, guys. What? The winner of this episode is Sean. You can catch more from us on the Patreon where we're gonna light this guy up and torch something. But thanks for watching Scott. Sean, anything you want to say before we go?Just get really good at Evo. Like, if there's a girl out there, get real good evo, and I'll come date you. Yeah, I'll w. Riz.Yeah, I will do that as well.Yeah. Riz in the chat.Yeah. Hundred.Riz in the chat.Goodbye. Bye.

's like, actually, I think I'm gonna attend this year.

The reverse. Yeah, they get converted. Like, anime looks pretty fun.

Sorry, guys. Cosplaying none this year. Just going.

My problem with it is, like, one, it makes christians look bad because I think, like, most christians are, like, awesome people, but they. I think they don't realize it, but they're doing the opposite. If someone was like, oh, join, like, my, like, tree club or whatever, but they're yelling at me and they're saying I'm, like, a bad person. I don't join tree club. Like, fuck you. I don't want to join tree club. Fuck off. It makes me, like, hate tree club.

You know?

Like, normally I would join tree club if they were just awesome people. And they were like, oh, yeah. Like, I'm just part of that. Sounds cool.

They should. They should instead be outside and twerking. Yeah. And pass out stickers, being like, yo, yo, believe in God. And the. And it's like an anime God.

Yeah.

You know, low key.

That would be. That would be sick people. Like, okay, yeah.

Wait, I'd be fire. Yeah. Anime God.

They have.

Those stickers would be everywhere.

Yeah, they have the wrong. The wrong fucking stuff.

You know, like, know your audience.

Exactly.

Like, AOC played among us. Like, she knew her audience, dude.

If we could have gotten Trump to do that, that would have been crazy. Or by. Did you see, like, the number one trending video right now?

Is it the Kamala Harris fan cam?

No, but it's Trump playing golf.

Huh.

And apparently, like. And during the debate, I didn't watch the debate, but apparently he was, like, shitprincess. And then. And then Conan O'Brien's like, who was our second president? You know, so much information. All these video game characters. Who is our second president? And he's like, it's John Adams.Does he.At home, it was John Adams that's going to come up on Jeopardy. Because no one cares about the presidents that weren't. That's not on money. And who didn't do something phenomenal in, like, some storytelling.John Adams, though, on beer.I not know that that's Madison beer.I.That's also Madison Square Garden.CLG.You got me there. You won.All right.Well, I guess that concludes our podcast episode, guys. What? The winner of this episode is Sean. You can catch more from us on the Patreon where we're gonna light this guy up and torch something. But thanks for watching Scott. Sean, anything you want to say before we go?Just get really good at Evo. Like, if there's a girl out there, get real good evo, and I'll come date you. Yeah, I'll w. Riz.Yeah, I will do that as well.Yeah. Riz in the chat.Yeah. Hundred.Riz in the chat.Goodbye. Bye.

princess. And then. And then Conan O'Brien's like, who was our second president? You know, so much information. All these video game characters. Who is our second president? And he's like, it's John Adams.

Does he.

At home, it was John Adams that's going to come up on Jeopardy. Because no one cares about the presidents that weren't. That's not on money. And who didn't do something phenomenal in, like, some storytelling.

John Adams, though, on beer.

I not know that that's Madison beer.

I.

That's also Madison Square Garden.

CLG.

You got me there. You won.

All right.

Well, I guess that concludes our podcast episode, guys. What? The winner of this episode is Sean. You can catch more from us on the Patreon where we're gonna light this guy up and torch something. But thanks for watching Scott. Sean, anything you want to say before we go?

Just get really good at Evo. Like, if there's a girl out there, get real good evo, and I'll come date you. Yeah, I'll w. Riz.

Yeah, I will do that as well.

Yeah. Riz in the chat.

Yeah. Hundred.

Riz in the chat.

Goodbye. Bye.