Transcript of Menendez Sisters do the Menedez Bros

What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas. I'm Chris Estefano, a. K. A. Chrissy Pissy Missy. And with me, as always, my co-host, Yana's Papis, a. K. A. Yanny Mailin' Ballets.

Yanny Marble head. My head looks like a marble.

It does. Now I'm wearing my Deutschland Special Olympics jacket.

You look like, right now, you look like a coach of a special needs marble team. Yeah. You look like my brother is one of your athletes, and you just looked like one of those good-looking kids who wasn't too bright but had a good heart and grew up without a dad. So all your emotions come from your mom, and that's the way you went. That could have been you. If you didn't become a physical therapist, you could be a special needs cyclist coach.

Because That's what it is. I bought this jacket in London, and I pulled it out because I like the colors. Make no mistake, I'm attracted to blues and grades.

Do you get a tax break from that jacket because you are working with special needs, or are you pretending to work with special needs? It's ironic. You can pick up a lot of good-hearted I really could.

That's the thing. I do look like a gymnast coach who's smelling fucking leotards. But the thing is with Deutsche, it's Deutschland, Special Olympics. The thing is, it's ironic because it's like they would have just killed the Special Olympics athlete.

That's like an oxymoron there. That's what I meant. That's almost like you're an usher. Waste on the end.

Push them right in. Push them right in. I like this jacket. Make no mistake, I throw it on, and My family will tell me I look like a guy that smells when I'm wearing it.

Because just like J. Edgar Hoover, to get into fish nets, you find sneaky ways to get into apparel. That's what it is. That's what you do. I remember when you got this jacket off of Amazon and we were walking around Bay Ridge and you were wearing combat boots and you were wearing a Rommel field jacket.

I threw it in and it's what it is. I've moved 17 times since then, and make no mistake, I lost that SS jacket in one of Because you can't not be a fan of Nazi fashion.

The guys, they look together.

They just look good. There's no way I'm not in any way shape or form, endorsing what they did. I think what they did was repulsive, but I will say that they looked cute doing it.

They did look cute doing it. You know what? That might have been what inspired their efficiency. Yes. Because when you put on a suit and you just feel like I could conquer the world because I got a suit on. You ever do that? You ever feel different in a suit? Do you think when the Nazis woke up and they just have pajamas on, they didn't have confidence in evil. But then once they threw on those fucking cute Hugo Boss, Yudis, they looked in the mirror and they said, Let's go round them up.

Yeah, they went, Yoss.

Now I'm ready.

Ready. I think because America's enemies, now that we're thinking about it, they just wear cute shit all the time. We talked about their uniforms and then obviously the British red coats. Nice. I think because the best version of me is I'll throw in SS pants, a British red coat, and I'll get Kim John Unn's haircut. I think then I'll feel cute.

Because right now, your haircut, you know what it looks like, seriously? Yeah. Lyle Menendez. Yeah. That is Lyle Menendez's hair.

I'm literally growing my hair out because today's episode is about the history of the Menendez brothers, Lyle and Eric Menendez, who did blow their parents heads off and now make it out of prison. We just thought it was a fitting subject because we are now the new Menendez sisters. It's who Yannis and I are. We brought back the show, history, and we are the Menendez sisters. We wanted to do an episode episode about our brothers.

Yeah, we are the Menendez sisters for a couple of weeks, maybe this week, who knows how long. They're getting out of jail. It's a very... They shot. Not only did they blow their parents heads off, I think it was 15, 16 shotgun shells to the head. So they exploded the face like a fucking pumpkin.

It's what they did. We were watching a documentary, and we heard that one of the Menendos brothers, as they were leaving, that got picked up on audio, their doorbell camera. After they blew their mom's head off, they go, It's a character piece.

It's a character piece. None of this is real. What happened was it was a Mafia hit. O. J. Simpson did it.

Yeah. And by the way, speaking of character pieces, you can scoot your little boot. You can get your fucking Pete The Budapest. You can get your PD right in the Buttajage over to petron. Com/historyianus and listen to The Laut of 14 audio podcast. You can also listen to the Patreon-only episode that we have up there where we say the most wild of wild shit that we have to edit out and cackle out here on the YouTube because we don't want to get demonetized. For all the FFs, who said, who were mad at us, that we cackled the first episode of last week on the Patreon, make no mistake, we will not do it again, but we had to do it because it was the first Timer, and we weren't sure if we wanted to be here, but we do.

Yeah, there will be a level where you can get the uncackled content, and that's going to be for a trustworthy price of $1,400. That's what it is.

No, it's going to be a lot less than that. It's going to be a lot less than that. No, we get up there, $5 gets you the audio, $10.

Listen, we don't know. I mean, right now, we're either living in Trump's America or Kamala's America. We don't know. If Trump wins, the price is going up because the economy is going to be good. That's what it is. If Kamala wins, then we got to move to another capitalist country because we know it's going Kammi.

That's what it is. The issue why it might even go up in Kamala's America is because Yannis and I are going to, unfortunately, have to be broadcasting from the safety of another nation because we're leaving the United States. We're going to Canada.

By other nation, he means we're moving Texas. Yeah, exactly. That's another country we could go to.

Exactly. Then also we are discussing the price, but make no mistake, we will put up a tier where you will get to read mine and Yana's text messages.

We might be able to do. What if we do-For 500 a month. Yeah, or what if we did just once a year, one price, $15,000. Yeah. We just get to read our text, and we have somebody else do it so they know it's not rigged, and we just sit there and we go, Are we going to be okay after this?

Somebody get Jules Altutcher. I mean, James Altutcher.

Sorry.not in accurate.Sorry..

Somebody get James, the Jew, Altutcher back on and get that fucking kid to just start pumping money into the Patreon. Make no mistake, that kid used to pay 15K a month for no reason.

Yeah, shout out to the new Jules Altutcher, who's now, for some reason, just went 200 a month. I love that enthusiasm. There's some kid on the Patreon who's just going 200 a month. It's not even a tier. He just said, You know what? I'm slicing off a hundo for each one of the Who was the kid?

Remember the kid who... I think he lived in Kansas City. We used to try to send him on dates with Richie G.

I think his name was Richie G.

Is he back? Where's that? That kid's got to be in federal prison. That kid was running schemes.

I think he might have been one of those early crypto kids. Yeah, here's the thing. Because he just lived in a penthouse in... Where was it? I think it was Kansas City. Yeah.

Which is like, to live in a penthouse in Kansas City is the same price as a studio here. It basically is.

Let's just be honest.

It basically is, yeah. Now, I'm bringing up Richie G because he has Menendez Brothers energy. He's a rich kid, fun kid, fun, like to have fun, love him, cute kid. Girls wanted to bang out, much like Lyle and Eric Menendez. The Menendez brothers.

Wait, could you just look, though, does he not have Eric Menendez This is his haircut right now? Yeah.

I'm looking like Eric Menendez. Because make no mistake, I have hair like Eric Menendez, and then you have hair like Lyle Menendez, because make no mistake, Lyle Menendez was bald, but in this picture, it looks like he has hair.

It looks like he's wearing a wig.

Yeah. Did you see the scene in the show when they rip his two Yeah, it's funny.

Does he have cancer or something now?

No, he's fucking jack.

He's jack, but how come he's lost all his hair?

Because he was balding back then.

Oh, he was losing it back then.

Because you have hair. Now, here's the thing. Last episode, Yannis did not have hair, and today he has hair.

What's your secret? Because I think some people think I get hair plugs or I dye my hair. I don't. I don't do anything. I got good Greek jeans that I just look like a young kid. God does not want me to age.

Here's the thing, too, and here's what I know about you, unfortunately, but you know why I'm here. I'm here to tell you the truth is you look great right now, but I can already tell that you're going to get fat, fat, fat again. You can't keep it off because you're almost a 50-year-old fat fucking kid.

I can't stop. I've already put 4 pounds back on since the last time you saw me. That's the truth.

4 pounds went back on. Back on because I've eaten an alarming amount of pizza and I can't stop. Because, and make no mistake- Today, I'm going to have a couple of zucchinis. We're having zucchini slices. We're having zucchini slices. Make no mistake, when you get to a starting fat, Jesse Scuturo will paint you. That's how you're going to know you got to the fat level. When you come in, there's just a sculpture I'm sure of you.

Well, once you said, Will Jesse paint someone? I was like, I want to be that guy. I want you to paint me like one of your French girls, Jesse.

Guys, if you didn't listen to the last episode, Jesse Scuturo, our producer extraordinaire, he's a great painter, and he loves painting fat people. We said if you go to patron. Com/historyianness, and you upload a photo of yourself, or you want to be someone, if you think you have what it takes to be fat enough to be painted by Jesse, our fattest fan, we will do that for you, and we will gift you that for free for us. We'll sign it. We will give you a nice painted a picture of you as a fat person.

Yeah, if you have a body positive self-image.

You love being fat. We're not making fun of you. We want you to celebrate you.

No, no, no, no, no, If you kill your parents, you want to go big and do 15 shots to the head. Here's the thing, and they also did-That's less killing your parents and more exploding them.

Here's the problem with this. Because I remember hearing about this when I was a child, and I remember this story used to scare me just like Andrew Cunanin. Remember Andrew Cunanin? Yes. Who's a gay guy who was running-That's why it scared you because you were like, Is he going to get me? It's going to get me because I was like, I think- So they're killing gay guys. Yeah, because that's the truth. By the way, make no mistake, we are the Menendez brothers because Look, I told you, I'm Eric because of the hair. Another fun fact about Eric is throughout this whole show, and still to this day, he's not sure if he's gay or not, and that's me.

Lyle looks like Alfred Newman now.

I mean, because Lyle looks wild. What these Menendez brothers did is they killed their parents, they blew their parents heads off, and then they also shot them in the kneecaps because they wanted to make it look like a Mafia hit. Mafia hit, yeah. That's what they did. They had this concocted this whole plan, and nobody knew why they did it. Then they came out and said that their father was sexually molesting both of them. Unfortunately. Unfortunately. He was getting me.

I don't know if that's Cuban culture, but that's no bueno.

Because it's not good when your dad's moving his monkey tail. That's not what What do you want?

It's not good when you're getting pushed through by your pops.

Yeah, his dad was... And unfortunately, that's not good. They were little kids, and they were saying that in addition to the father riding them for their tennis, they wanted to be these excellent tennis players and tried to get them... He got them into Princeton. One of them into Princeton, they were failing out, but he would sexually assault them. They said that they needed to kill their parents, specifically that night, because they believed that their mom and dad were going to kill them first.

Which is a nice convenient self-defense defense. Yes. They said, We said we thought that they were going to kill us that night, and so we killed them in self-defense. We don't know if that was a concocted story. I think we do know that they were getting banged out. I think we believe that the cries looked real. But who knows they could have planned it and said, We're just going to kill our parents, and maybe it wasn't in self-defense that night. We don't know.

See, this is the issue, though, and it's- Also, unfortunately, I think I remember that Lyle also banged out Eric.

Yes. It was It's like a lot of 14 are getting banged out. That's their way.

It's one of those things. It's the way the cookie crumbled, okay? The way the cookie crumbled, and one of them banged another one. But Lyle, unfortunately, because he just loves puss, and it happens, guys love puss, and His kid loved puss. His brother didn't. His brother Eric is married to a woman, but make no mistake, he is gay. Is he really? Is that what you said? But the documentary and the scripted show made it seem like the kid wanted to bang out Black dudes in prison bed. It happens. But Kyle loved puss, and he was talking to a woman and, I guess, moving his monkey on the phone in prison, not understanding that, number one, you're talking on a phone in prison, so everything's getting recorded. Number two, he was telling this woman when he was on the stand, after he gave this amazing performance, took the stand, emotional, his father molested him, all these things. He then went that night and told the woman that he was talking to that he made it all up and that she was writing a a book for him, and he thought she's writing it for him, but of course, she turned around and just sold it without him and sold all these copies of this book to the public, which basically said she has recordings of him saying, Everything I said in there is a lie.

Yeah, that's the bad thing. She was an older woman. She was in her 50s. Yes. He was in his 20s at the time.

He got catfished before it was catfished.

He got catfish before it was catfish. Why do women love cute killers? They just can't enough. They line up and they write to these guys and they want to marry these guys, and they are the number one demographic that watches true crime. I mean, ladies love cute killers.

They love cute killers. Why they do it? I mean, I don't know. I guess it makes them feel safe to just know that at any moment they could just get stabbed.

Yeah, it's like a safe fear thing. I'm safe, but I'm scared, but I'm safe, but I'm scared.

So then this woman... But I thought Lyle's defense of that was actually interesting, and I I believe it because make no mistake, I believe the Menendez brothers, because then Lyle said, Well, the reason why I told her that I was lying because it was very tough things for a guy to say that I was basically raped by my father. I told her I was lying because I didn't want her to think less of me as a man, which is a nice in the moment lie. That's a nice... If the kid... Here's the thing. You know me, I know how to lie to women. Here's the thing. Here's the thing is if he lied on in the moment, I personally believe that's a good enough lie to get yourself out of it. I think the kids did 30 years, 35 years. I mean, that's enough. They were able to... They didn't really get away with it, but they shouldn't be in jail for life. How do you feel about it? Because make no mistake, they will get out and kill someone else.

It's interesting because they actually didn't get... They got a second trial. The first trial was a hung jury because that's when the Menendez brothers got on the stand and came out of Love the molestation closet. It's different to stand up at Thanksgiving and say, Hey, guys, I'm gay. That's tough enough.

Imagine, by the way, that happened in my house, Thanksgiving 1999. You know who you are? Yeah.

How are the cats doing? Yeah, they're doing good. Yeah. I mean, yeah. We know who that is.

That's how we'll skate around it moving forward. We just won't ever say anything. We always say that we won't just skate around. Cubs, make no mistake, I'm on Skana by Jules, I'm skating around it. Yeah.

How are the Are there any 10 cats out there? Yeah, there are.

Because do these Air Maxes suck?

Yeah, I think those are fine. These spaces Air Maxes, guys, suck.

Are they cool?

No, they suck.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry, they suck. But right now, you got to wear comfy shoes because you got an Achilles tendon that's a little ripped.

Plus, and make no mistake, I'm starting to wear baggy cargo pants and jackets from Drift Stores. I am becoming Venetia.

You are. You're dressing. You really do look the part of a special needs coach.

I want to just start dressing like I'm a girl in my mid 20s that lives in Central That's hard.

The second trial, it seems like they got a second trial because of the hung jury, and they didn't... First of all, they didn't let that tape-recorded confession that he said to the girl that he made the stuff up into the trial. It had nothing to do with the verdict. A lot of people don't know that. Nothing to do with the verdict. But they also didn't allow any of that testimony about them getting molested, all that stuff. A lot of people theorized that because OJ Simpson got off, O. J. Got off, that they just rigged the trial to send these guys to prison because they needed a conviction from one of these two highly televised, highly public-interested cases.

A big thing, too, on this, like Initially is that they needed that 100% right. Then also in the first trial, the reason why it was a hung jury is because they gave you multiple... They gave the jury multiple...

Because guys had big pieces on that child.

It's what it is. It's hung. They gave you multiple options. You could convict them of murder in the first degree, in the second degree. In the second trial, the only options were, did they kill their parents and then they have to get convicted, or did they not kill their parents and they're acquitted? They had already admitted that they killed their parents. The jurors were saying in the documentary I watched, We still didn't think that they need to go to jail for life, but the state of California only gave us one option, and we're like, They already admitted it. It was rigged from the beginning for them to win because make no mistake, that's what our country does. If you want more of that, then you're going to vote for you know who, and you better not have.

They said, We just let a black guy- If you vote for freedom. They said, We just let a black guy go free who killed a white woman. We got to put two Hispanics behind prison walls. It's what it is.

That's what they did. It's so funny that they will fucking stretch the rules. Do you think if those kids last names... Because they don't look Hispanic at all, but if it wasn't Menendez, if it was something white, they would be out?

Yeah.

You think?

Maybe. Here's the thing. They're getting out, and a lot A lot of people are going like, It's a good thing you killed. Here's the funny thing. Remember in the documentary, they said they couldn't find one family member to say anything positive about Jose. You know Jose was a fucking asshole. He was a dick. He was a dick because he didn't see it, and nobody saw him doing that to the kids. But outside of that, it sounded like he was torturing them. He was making them hold on to those bars, making them cry, saying, I'll fall into my arms. Then he would move and let them fall. Then he goes, That's why you can't trust anybody. But look, they did get into Princeton, so maybe he They did do a few things.

It's like, do they need to get their heads blown off for that? That's the thing. Then also, the other part of this is that's tough to just swallow. Is that they then went on a fucking shopping spree and spent like 250 grand in a month.

Which is, listen, some people, when they go through a breakup, they start eating a lot of cake, they put on a couple of pounds. When you blow off your parents' heads after they've been banging you out, you go buy a Porsche. You buy a Porsche and you go to fucking Rodeo Jive and you just treat yourself like pretty women. You It's a Pretty Women movie.

Let me answer your question. Did you kill your parents? Because shortly after you got a Tesla.

Pretty woman, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember Julia Roberts just went on a fucking shopping spree.

Because make no mistake. I I used to move my monkey to Pretty Woman. I had that on VHS. I used to go to my grandpa's house. He would fall asleep on the couch. I would go into the back room and I would smoke it to Pretty Woman because make no mistake, Richard Gere's hot.

Yeah, Richard Gere's just always had silver hair and he's always looked good like George Clooney.

There was a rumor that he sucked gerbels in his ass, and it's probably not true, but it's a funny thing that's out there.

That's the one that just stuck. It's like he put gerbels in his ass and you're going, why would that rumor... Now that we have the internet, we're going, why would that rumor start if it wasn't true? Yeah. You know he went to some hospital at some point and they said, Oh, my God, it's Richard Gere. Can I get an autograph? He said, Yeah, but first you got to get this gerble out of my ass. They go, Why is it gerble in your ass? He went, Because I was at one of Rick James' parties and I did a little fucking huh-huts. I got a little blown up. Rick James said, You know it feels good is when you put a live gerble in your ass and it fucking paws at your prostate. That's just what we do in LA. It's what it is. It's what happens because it's what it is. Do you think it would feel good if there was a gerble just bawling at your prostate?

Yeah, I really, really would like it. The only thing is that gerble would have to move a couple matchbox cars and some other items out of the way.

There's a couple of matchbox cars.

It's what it is because my stepson's looking for his toys. They're in my ass.

Because when I was little, I hug a GI Joe figure out on my ass and ran around with it. Yeah, I remember that.

You're talking about it.

You remember that movie with Sylvester Sloan? I think it was called Cliffhanger or something. Yeah, sure. I love Cliffhanger. I put the GI Joe in there and he was just hanging on. I called the GI Joe rodeo. I wanted to see if he could hold on.

Yeah, I mean, listen, we just grew up a little different. We grew up a little different. But here's the thing. We had right. We could have killed our parents, too. We didn't do it.

Because your friends used to make you answer the doorbell for delivery in high heels in a giant's helmet.

It's what it is, because it's what It is because nowadays that's called just being a Democrat.

We're. Because that visual is just very funny. They said, go answer the door, and they put a giant helmet on you and your mom's high heels?

They threw me in my mom's high heels. I got butt naked with a giant helmet on. They asked We're going to go get the Chinese food. I'll never forget. I would get chicken and broccoli, and then we had this lobster cream thing we would get. Then they pushed me outside, and I was out there with the Chinese delivery guy. I didn't speak English, butt naked with my mom's pumps on and a giant helmet. It was the punter's helmet, too, just with the one bar. I did look special needs. Then they locked me out of the house for a while because, make no mistake, my friends used to abuse me and torture me, and it really motivated me to blow past them in life. That's when I became a Division 3 All-American.

White basketball star.

Because I would shoot a thousand jump shots a day, every day, and it was simply because I wanted to just be better than my friends. Make no mistake, I went as far as Division 3, and it's what it is.

It's what it is, but that's a pretty high level for a white kid to make it.

I want to start playing ball again.

You're the all-time leading scorer at Who Cares University. Exactly.

Because it was Division 3, but not even Division 3. It was like Section B of Division 3, But I am a legend in that school. Yeah, it doesn't... Did you just fart?

No, I'm pulling out a zinny. Okay.

But this thing, too, with these Menendez brothers is that the whole uproar now is, do they deserve to get out of jail. Are we the only country that puts people in jail for life? I don't understand putting them in jail for life. They're going to stay in jail for life. Why don't you just kill them? Do you need them to make license plates? If they're going to go for life, just kill them. I don't get it.

They do make license plates and do free labor, so that's cool.

They make license plates and toothbrush. That's a big thing.

That's a big thing. We do need toothbrushes.

I mean, let's be honest, the prison system is just legalized slavery.

It's what it is. It's what it is. It's also a great way to just get your population jacked. If we all went to prison, maybe we wouldn't have to rely on Wegovy. We could just go to prison and get jacked because you need to get jacked to keep the people. It's what it is because it's a constant hunt for your asshole when you go to Here's the thing, and I don't know if you can go in for 35 plus years and you had to at least get one slip by the goal.

You have to get one to the ass. It's not bad numbers.

Because if me and you went to prison and people go, who's going to be the bottom, who's going to be the top? And they go, who's going to dominate? We would just go, I know what? I think what we would do is go, we're opting out. We're going to switch head. We're going to go mutual. I do you and then you do me. That's what it is. We just change the rules. We're just going to 69 our way out of this.

We'll just bag each other. Or what I would do I would just get down on my knees day one and just start giving everyone toothy BJ's so they stay away. I would just learn from my ex-girlfriend in high school and just say, I'm going to put my braces on your balls.

Or as Jose Menendez likes to call it, a mouth massage.It's what it is.It's what it is. It was disturbing when he said his father made... He held me there and finished in my mouth. At that point, I got light-headed, because I started saying to myself, What is wrong with the human brain? What is wrong with the human brain, because? There's people who fucking made their kids give them... They could go to Princeton University and be good kids. What is wrong with the human brain?

Then there's people who throw on wigs and say they're from Westchester. What is wrong with us?

Are we just bored? Do we have too much time? Is it because we don't have to run for our lives anymore?

Yes, that's what I think it is.

Would Jose Menendez have been a good guy if he had to fight against Saber Tooth Tigres because he wouldn't have had...

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That's not- Things were a little different at the Menendez household. It was a little different.

It was a little different, but make no mistake, I did watch a documentary a week ago, and I started putting cinnamon in my coffee and taste in my own batch, and it does taste better with a little It's a little cinnamon on it.

Can you imagine being the Menendez friends and going, You coming out tonight? And they go, No, we can't go out because we got a date with our dad.

Yeah. I'm going on a date with my dad. Yeah, because my dad looks like- Hopefully, he makes a move on me. Yeah, my dad looks like Barney Rubble. So that would be wild.

Yeah. I mean, it's one of the most disturbing things I've ever thought of after. It's just I didn't know what to do when I was watching this documentary.

I got actually... It's one of those documentaries where I was watching it and even the scripted show where I was watching it, and I was like, this content is so bad. One of the only reasons I kept watching it is because the actor who plays Lyle Menendez is shredded. Have you seen this kid? He's a shredded kid. I mean, that kid. Yeah.

And Javier Bardem plays a great villain. Javier Bardem.

Javier Bardem is one of the best actors, I think, of our lifetime, and people don't talk about him enough. Yeah, he's great. He's phenomenal.

Now, here's the thing about Jose Menendez. This is what confused me.

I'm sure his name's Jose.

Yeah, I'm positive it's Jose Menendez, which would have been a great minor league catch. Jose Menendez.

Jose Menendez.

Either he's or he's getting called up. That's what it is. That's what it is. Or he's coming over to Chris's. He's a cousin that's coming over to Chris's Thanksgiving dinner. It's what it is.

Jose Menendez, make no mistake, I've probably had to pick him up from San Juan Airport.

Now, the thing about Jose Menendez that's interesting, and I've noticed this about a lot of powerful people, they have a thing with power. Because you're doing this, it's something about power. You like to degrade, you like to dominate. But he was an amazing businessman, and he excelled in this country. Are all people who make it to the top?

It might be a lot of them.

Why did they have this evil side that we find out about later?

Did he? Did He's getting accused of... Which obviously makes you a pedophile, but I don't think it was the attraction to the 10-year-old boy. I think it was the power of I could just do whatever I want to this kid. It's wild because you worry like, I mean, this power, this absolute power. I mean, you worry like, has this been happening since the beginning of time? We're king's just kids all day.

When you read in history, it has. It has. Then it becomes the societal norm in a lot of these empires. These empires are all founded on domination. They go in, they dominate a local population. Then after they're done with the girls, they're like, it's like humanity. They don't stop. That's the thing we always do. We never stop. We always take it too far. The hippies become the hippies. Civil rights becomes wokeness. We always go too far. So once they're done with the girls, they go, okay. Then you're going, can't you just put your fucking sword down and pick up your plow? It's like, no, that's not what we're going to do.

I can't do it. We got to go from the one hole to the two hole. I think that I think it's probably the father's power. Also, there's a connection to the father with Minuto. Do you know about that connection?

That's the thing. He was the head guy at Hertz, and then he was the head guy at RCA, and he put on Minuto and all these other bands. Not only was he a high-level businessman, he did it in different fields. He went from Hertz ran a car, top brass. I think he was the head of Hertz. Then he went into- Then he hired O. J. Simpson. Yeah, and then he OJ Simpson to be the spokesperson, which is wild because OJ Simpson ended up cutting his wife's head off.

Oj Simpson wound up in the same prison as his son's.

That's wild when he goes, It's weird to see you again like this because they met OJ Simpson when they were little when his dad hired him, and then the next time they saw him, they were both in prison for murder. Sometimes serendipity works in strange ways.

Yeah, I think that this case, you're going to be hearing a lot about It's been great. Over these next weeks.

Let's be honest, because we've been in the entertainment business for a little while. There is some weird stuff going on there. When you find out about Phil Specter, you find out about O. J. Simpson, you find out about Jose Menendez, you find out about Diddy, You find out about Harvey Weinstein.

There's more happening right now that we don't even know about yet that we're going to discover in a few years.

Somebody, who do you think it's going to be?

Who do I think is? Yeah.

Is real. Because Pete Diddy, you could see coming. He just had the energy of a vampire. Who's Who's it going to be?

Who's coming out of left field? Yeah, who's coming out of left? That you're going to be like, whoa. Yeah.

Is it going to be Leo?

No. I mean, Leo, he's banged young chicks.

He's got too good of a legal team.

He got too good of a legal team, and that's just a good I think it's going to be a woman. That's why because women are starting to get a lot of power.

I think we're going to see Ellen's got a basement full of Thai lady boys.

Might be.

That she tortures.

Could be Ellen. Could be, or I mean, also politicians, too, they do this shit, and politicians just are able to keep it under wraps.

But think about Ellen, right? Two people close to her just died. One of them went to a motel and killed himself, and then her ex, her ex on high. On high? Yeah. Probably dramatic. On high. Just drives into a fucking house and burns. I mean, what's going on?

It's a quinky dink. It's a quinky dink.

It's a quinky dink.

It's a quinky dink. It's a quinky twink. I don't know. The truth is because I don't have the answers. You don't have the answers. I don't have the answers.

Here's the thing, I don't have the answers either.

I don't have the answers.

Jesse, do you have the answers? Nobody has the answers.

Because I want to eat some salmon.

Yeah, I want some salmon, too. I want to put salmon on my Zucini slice.

Have you been eating salmon?

No. Are you still eating salmon?

You used to eat salmon. You used to eat locks and salmon for breakfast because you're...

Listen, I try to eat healthy for one day, and then I just go, This doesn't taste good.

But then how did you lose weight? Because you've lost a significant amount of weight. How did you do it? I'm I need my estrogen.

I just cut down on what I'm eating, and I throw hands now.

That's a good workout. But throwing hands, how many times a week do you throw hands?

Usually once or twice, and that's it.

But so once or twice a week, and then you don't do anything else?

No, I think I've just been depressed because I missed you.

Yes. Because when you take off your shirt, are you still jacked? Are you a dough?

No, it's a little doughy. It's what it is. It's what it is. It's a little doughy. But let me ask you this. But I do pushups every day. Okay. How many a day? Because I want to keep the tits forward. Forward. How many a day? I don't want them to look like they're not talking to each other. When they start going like this, we're in a fight. I want them to look like this.

You bang out how many a day?

I bang out 50 pushups a day.

Every day?

Every single day, 50 pushups a day. In a row? In a row, 50 pushups a day.

That's your work.

That's what I do. Bang them out. I do the Menendez Jailhouse workout. That's it.50 push-ups a day and 50 pushes in my asshole a day.That's what it is.Yeah..

Because you look good, you've lost the weight now, the hair is coming in, the hair-You look good, too.

You look like you've been trimming down.

Because what I do now, my whole life-Are you on half a tuna sandwich? No, I intermittent fast.

You're intermittent fasting?

Because that's what I've been doing since I started August 30th, 2022, and I started intermittent fasting, and I pretty much only eat in a 6-8 hour window, and then I don't eat. I typically stop it. I'm in a day like today because we're going to do this election special, I might be having zucchini slices and brewskees till fucking midnight. But for the most part, I don't eat after 6:00 PM, and then I start eating again at 10:00 or 11:00.

No, we're calling the diet off for America tonight. We have to. We We got to drink. What beers are we going to drink?

Are we going to drink-We have Stella's from four years ago, and then you brought Spike Seltzer because make no mistake, that just tells me who you're voting for. Yeah, so you can't drink a Spike Seltzer for your guy? I'm the one guy for Kamala drinks a Spike Seltzer. I mean, because make No mistakes. Somebody called. Somebody told Jason Kelsi. He saw that, yeah. He got his phone, man.

That's the difference between the internet in real life. The kid was filming thinking, I'm going to put this on the internet. Then Jason Kelsi turned and the kid went, Whoopsy. You'll get hurt. You'll get hurt.

Because the thing is with Jason Kelsi is here's why I like him a lot, because he protected his brother. He protected his brother, but he knows. He agrees with what the guy said. He's like, I know my brother is a fucking gay. No, but I still get to smash your phone. You can't because he's probably the guy saying, I'll say that to my brother, but you can't, and I respect that.

Yeah, but what's gay about being maybe the best tight end of all time dating one of the hottest, most famous women in the planet? I don't see nothing gay about that.

Because he's a spokesperson for the vaccine, and that's gay.

Okay, I forgot about that part.

He's a Pfizer.

I forgot about that part.

I think he wanted Moderna. But so there's that. He's also a white guy for Kamala.

The country- And he went to a tennis match, so that makes you gay.

Country thinks it's gay, and obviously, it's not warranted. He's a football player that will fucking smash everybody's bean.

Yeah, because the reality is those are two big kids.

Yeah, they'll beat the shit out of everybody, and they're not gay at all. They're doing one of the strongest things you can do. They're playing in the NFL.

I thought that would be some of the straightest stuff to do and also something Republicans would love that there's a football player dating the blonde cheerleader.

But I think T-Swifty came out for a come on, and that's basically a rainbow flag.

You can't do it. You can't do it.

It is wild. My group chat this morning was blowing up saying... They're already saying that if Kamala wins, it's rigged. Unfortunately, that's what it is. The text messages are, If Kamala wins, it's rigged, and you know that because Trump is winning in every poll, but there's no evidence to back that up. My friends, they just want to have a fight.

Yeah, they do. Are the Menendez brothers the only two brother killers? Are there any other killers that are siblings that did that?

That's a very good question. Can we chat GPT? We are the ChatGPT slots. Yeah.

What other siblings killed like that? Because what I like about Jessie- You know what I love about the relationship is they're close.

They're close kids. They're close. They got very upset when they got removed. They didn't see each other for 20 years. I didn't think they were going to be able to get through prison together. Because what I love about Jesse is he is an absolute savant with a computer, but he types very slow like he's your brother.

Dude, He's a two-finger. He's a finger-painting typer. Yeah, he types with two fingers like this.

Yeah, and it's just what it is. Okay, so the Menendus Brothers. Then we have Robert and Michael Beaver in 2015. They They were involved in the brutal murder of their parents and three younger siblings. Well, these people killed their parents and their siblings, but they're not a story.

Because they're not rich. They didn't live in Beverly Hills, and their father wasn't like a mogul. In order to make the news, you really got to be rich. That's the thing.

The Kinkle case, not brothers, but the Kinkle is funny. Although it doesn't involve brothers, Kip Kinkle, funny name, a teenage boy also made headlines for killing his parents in 1998 before committing a school shooting at Thurston High in Oregon. See, it's interesting what the media picks and chooses because the Menendez brothers, they could have just been one of these stories, but the media decided to profile them. It's wild, right? How manipulated we are by the media. We are.

It is wild. We really are. They make it into a case or not a case. If they just started shoving this down our throat, it would be a case. It's a case. Just like, what's his name? Lacy-pederson. Scott Peterson. Scott Peterson. Also being good-looking. The Menendez brothers were two cute kids.

Gorgeous. So was Scott Peterson.

Yeah, and Scott Peterson was a cute kid. I think the media just goes, Are these kids cute? They do the same standard that Hollywood does, and they go, Is he cute? Our girl is going to be into this guy. Then they just go, We're making him a star.

They're doing what it is. They say, You know what? The Menendez brothers sell tickets. They're going to sell ants.

Yeah, they're going to sell ants. Can we take Can we take a look at Kip Kincle?

Can we take a look?

Let's take a look. Let's take a picture. Let's get a picture of Kip Kincle.

Somebody called the Pappin Sisters.

The Pappin Sisters.

The Menendez Sisters versus the Pappin Sisters. These are women who killed their parents. Holy shit. The Pappin Sisters, Christina and PAP and French sisters who worked as living maids. In 1933, they brutally murdered their employer's wife and daughter, which shocked France and became a widely discussed case about class struggle, mental illness, and sibling dynamics.

You know what's weird about murder? You know what's weird about murder? Is everyone's always scared about strangers on the street and stuff like that. You know who you really got to be worried about? The person who loves you. Yes. Because that's who usually kills you, 100%. Yeah, it's like, usually someone you know.

The chances of you getting randomly murdered murdered are so low. The chance of you getting murdered by a spouse are like 50/50.

Well, it depends on who lives in your neighborhood. Yeah.

I mean, where are you living? I should move back to Staten Island. I might do it. I might pull the trigger because make them think.

For certain neighborhoods, you have a higher chance to get killed by a stranger than other neighborhoods. Some neighborhoods just got a little turbulence when you fly through, and some of them just find the pockets of smooth air.

It's what it is. There's certain parts Then there's three points of Maryland that have smooth air, and there's certain parts of Maryland that have turbulence.

It's just a little turbulent. You got to put your seat belt on. You got to bring your seat back forward, and you got to put your seat belt on, and the stewardess has to sit down, and you got to close your eyes and pray. That's just what is. In other neighborhoods, you could just walk freely around the cabin.

It's like our good friend Damian Lemon told me once. He goes, It's always just a couple of degrees hotter in the hood. That's what he said. He said, If it's 93 outside, then it's about 95, 96 in the hood. I was laughing hard because it's true.

Guys, this is the reason why Kip Kinkle did not make the news.

I mean, this kid, Kip Kinkle, looks like he should be wearing this jacket.

I mean, this kid, Kip Kinkle, look- He has banks.

If you're a guy with banks, you are an FF.

Yeah, he looks like those are self-cut banks, too. They're a little uneven. The kid looks fully Franks.

I mean, the kid, Kip Kinkle, looks Franks and beans.

You look like we're going to hand this kid a string and watch him play for it for a week.

Yeah, he looks like he's from Deliverance, and he is I could see this. I could see the media looking at a picture of him or the Menendez brothers. They say, We're going with the story with the Menendez brothers all day. Nobody wants to...

Now, he did bang him out. He did abuse him. But like I said, one became a star tennis player, and the other one, I think, went to Princeton.

He did get thrown out for plagiarizing, but it's Enzalutkais. He got in.

He got in there, and the other one was a star athlete. It's like, did he push him too hard? I mean, are we here to achieve or are we not here to If you're out there listening to this show right now and your son is not doing as well, just fucking see.

I'm not saying to do it, but I'm just saying just go see Jose Menendez' tactics.

What if this is the way to get into the Ivy League? Do you want your kid in the Ivy League school or not? How much do you want to achieve?

Yeah, it's like, what is it? You go to community college or you could just fucking push through a little bit and you can just punch it through. Then the kid goes to Princeton and it's what it is. It It depends what you want. Because some of our friends will do anything to be famous, and that's just what it is, and some of our friends will not. It just depends who you are. It doesn't mean you're a good guy or a bad guy. It just means you're a guy.

I think if you go to a community college, it probably means your parents weren't in the picture. If you go to an Ivy League school, your parents were probably a little too much in the picture.

Yes. They fucked you in the picture. That's what it is. You want to go to a good school that's not Ivy League. You want to know a kid who goes to Villanova, their parents did the right thing. They did the right thing.

St. Joe's, they did the right thing.

St. Joe's, we did the right thing. I was just a good kid on the bus, and my mother was working hard to put me through college because, make no mistake, Tampa Tony took the money. It's what it is. I do. These Menendez brothers are interesting and make No mistake. Make no mistake. I want to answer you this question right now, Yannis, and you don't have to give me an answer right now, but you should. When they get out, because it is absolutely inevitable, are we going to have them on the pot or not?

Yeah, we are going to have them on the pot. It's interesting interesting because 16 years went by before Oprah did this massive special about guys who've been abused. Then now we know about what's been going on. Unfortunately, it seems in the Catholic Church. I hate to say it. I'm sorry to your mom. I'm sorry. I read the paper. It's not my fault. I can't help with it. Usually, those are kids. They're usually cute kids. Father Bill is on the prom.

I was going to say, look no further than me. Did I blow Father Bill's head off? You don't remember.

But you did go. He did ask you to go get something and you blacked out, and that's the last you remember.

I did black out, and then I woke up and I was just taking a thousand jump shots in Farmers All The Part. He pushed me to play division three basketball, so I want to say, thank you, Father Bill.

That's my question is, you probably got molested. Remember when we were sitting with Patty and the priest, all the priests came out, and everyone was looking around going, That was my priest.

I remember sitting. I think we were in Florida. Were you with me? I I think we had all got an Airbnb. I think I was on the road. Maybe I was in Florida, and that article came out and you sent it to my phone, and then I sent it to the boys group chat, and I just saw Pat looking through. He was looking through and he was sweating because he was looking through where the Queens, New York district. Then we were looking down, we were all saying, Please don't let our church be on that. Please don't let our church be on it. Then make no mistake, we both saw our church was on it.

The church was on there.

We got it and we got clipped.

But everyone is. We got clipped. Everyone who got clipped turns out to look at Michael Jackson. His dad abused him. He turned into Michael Jackson. Because I mean, Patty Fly Balls is a- Patty Fly Balls is a fucking FDNY in the Union because make no mistake, he's going down with the Eric Adams scandal. It does push you to achieve. It does. I mean, if Jose Menendez spoiled these kids, they may not have turned out to be stars.

Just make them stars. We can speak about this freely. We are the Menendez sisters. We're not advocating for it. We're just posing the question, is it really that bad?

Is it really that bad?

There's a lot of pressure in American society. Your kid's got to be the best. Everyone's got to be number one, and you got to do what you got to do. Because make no mistake, I'm not going to have my kids fucking looking like assholes out there. You got to do what you got to do.

Yeah, and what's up with the mom just letting it What mom let it happen? The mom letting it happen. What mom is that? That's going to leave a booboo on you.

That's why you got your head blown off.

It's funny that they say they both were like, We miss our mom. It's like, that's how powerful the love for a mom is. Even though our mom let our dad abuse us and bang us out, I still loveI love my mom. I love my mom. Yeah, a good Catholic kid, I love my mom.

Well, because they were saying that she was being abused by the father and she was under his spell as well. Yeah. Make no mistake, Jose Monete, he also had a fucking few side pieces, and it's what it is.

It's what it is.

Guys, just back then, think about being a guy, a very successful, powerful guy in the '80s, it was probably hard not to cheat on your wife.

It was probably hard because you could get away with it very easy.

Guys had full other families in every state, and they died being, I'm surrounded. You talk to someone, you say he died surrounded by his family, and you have to say, Which one? Because he probably had a few.

Because have you ever met a rich, powerful guy that was also just a sweetheart all the way around? It's tough.

No, I got to be honest with you. I know the owner of the Met, Steve Cohen. He's the nicest guy you'll ever meet, and he's got a lot of money.

He's got a lot of money.

A lot of money.

So it can't happen.

He is the only one that I could say with definitive proof, the kid is great. He's a great guy. His family are great That's the only guy I could think of, though. I have met a couple of other, not billionaires. He's the only billionaire I know. I have met a couple of millionaires that are just assholes.

It just happens. I don't know what it is. I mean, look at John Wayne Gacy, outstanding member of the community, everyone loved him, and he had teenage run aways under his house, and he was banging him out. Sometimes you go like, when someone appears to be too perfect, and they achieve too much. You're going, Is there a dark side that's fueling them? Is there something that's fueling them? Because when you care about people, it just gets in the way of your ambition a little bit.

You ever noticed that? Well, yeah, I think you have to make a deal with yourself. You have to say, Am I going to do anything it takes to get to the top? That's going to mean being cutthroat. That's going to mean losing relationships. That's going to mean probably being a dick. Or am I going to say, I want to have balance in my life and I'm going to get as far as I can by being a nice person?

That's basically what it is. It's like one of the other. Then you either got to choose Jesus or not.

That's what it is. Guess who I've chose? I've chose Jesus, and I've read the book cover to cover. It's called Case for Christ by Lee Strobel. I do believe, and I have definitive proof that Jesus did exist.

I have definitive proof of someone who did not choose Jesus. Who? Jose Menendez. He did. He did not choose Jesus.

He did not choose Jesus.

He went to church every day and he went, I'm not telling you what I did, Father. Father was like, What's going on? He said, Well, here's the deal. I cut someone off in traffic. Also, I ate a little bit too much today. I was a glutton. And guess what, Father? That's all I got to say this week.

Yeah, it's what is. Because when's the last time you went to confession or have you ever?

Because I don't go to confession. I'm not a Catholic kid. I don't think I was in danger at any point. I think the Greek Orthodox, which is ironic because you think the Greeks, they'd be going after kids, but they didn't.

Make no mistake, I am back.

There's one Greek priest who got caught with a foot fetish. There was a woman he was having an affair with, and he was taking pictures with her feet on his face. Can you pull that up, Jessie? Because it's hilarious. Because she was mushing his feet or his face, and she would put cake on his face.

That's not even a crime.

It's not a crime, no. But you're supposed How does it not be married. That's the thing. No, actually, you can be married. I'm sorry. I think he was married, but he had- The Orthodox priest brought down by cake porn. The kid had a lazy eye, and this check right here was mushing cake in his face, and he was jerking off because what is up with the human brain?

It's You know what it is because the kid wants to move his monkey a little bit to the fucking Greek alphabet. It happens. She's on crunches, too. She might have got banged out.

Can you pull up the pictures, though?

They put the pics up and the New York Coast sitting on it.

The pictures are there. You could find the pictures if you just go Greek Orthodox priest. There they are. Yeah, there it is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, make no mistake, that looks like me and Yannis in a Bay Ridge Boy sketch.

Because does he not look like he's in heaven, though?

The kid loves it.

She's got it. Right now, we're like, Can you put this pickup somewhere? Yeah.

Because that's you, though, because you do love feet.

I love feet because he's like, Just put your feet on my face, the dirtier, the better. She's got her little piggies right on his nose, and he's just sniffing the fumes. She does have pretty decent feet. I like it. This kid He likes the fumes. He wants the fumes.

He's in for the fumes. Listen, that's fine, okay? To each their own. For my thing, you're good doing anything. As long as you're not, I don't care.

That's it.

I'll even allow animals because you know me, I don't care about dogs.

But it is funny when When you think about people's fetishes. I mean, everyone's got a different fetish. Some kids just want to smell a shoe. That's what they want to do. They want to jerk off and smell the shoe, and that's what they want to do.

That's what it is. That arrives. To be honest with you, I've never been into the feet. I've never been into it. I like Chubby Indian women, and that's about it.

That's about as far as the cookie crumbles for you. That's what it is.

In my point category, that's where you're going to see Chubby Indian milk all day.

If you were a conqueror, if you were a conqueror and you went in there, what would you do? How would you do it? How would you subjugate the population?

What I would do-Would you ask all their opinions on what you should do? Yes, that's probably what I would do.

Hey, guys, I'm here to conquer you. What do you guys think I should do? I would say, and I think you take a million different decisions, and then I think they'd I'd wind up reconquering you.

Yeah, and then I'd wind up, I'd probably wind up passing out from the anxiety, and I would just get reconquered. What I probably do is I would most likely, I would probably just conquer this village, and then I would just somehow find whatever girl in I'm in the village with the fattest ass. I would marry her, and I would just let her take charge, and I'd let her ruin their lives and mine. That's what I would do. That's what I would do, because that's what it is, because make no mistake, make no mistake. I'm a casualty of puss.

That's what it is. That's your weakness. It's your kryptonite.

But that's most guys. What's your weakness? Because it's not La Puss, but what's going to take Yoni down? It's got to be something.

Pizza. Pizza.

But your blood pressure and cholesterol are good.

I do have a little buildup in one of my arteries, and I have a 2% chance of a heart attack over the next 10 years.

You did that cat, that coronary, and they said 2%? 2%. But that's nothing. 2% to zero is better, but it's not good. What did the doctor tell you?

He said you have a 2% chance over the next 10 years. He said, Change your diet, and I didn't. And you didn't? I don't know how. How does one change their diet? Here's what we're going to do. You have to basically start liking food you don't like.

We're going to go. We're going to get from No No's. We're going to get our zucchini bacon slice. You're just going to have to eat it. That's what it is. But also we're going to get some mixed veggies. We're going to get salad, and we're going to get a little tiramisu. The tiramisu.

Yeah, and the tiramisu will be the thing that we're eating, and the mixed veggies will just be sitting there.

That's what it is.

Isn't trying to ask someone to switch their diet almost like asking a gay kid to start liking girls?

It doesn't happen. How can you do it? But again, what I found through fasting is I can still eat those foods, but I just eat them in a window, in a designated window time, and I get my workout in, and then I don't eat as much because you just leave me to go. If you just left me, I can just eat all I'd be eating Ammonia Cafe at 2:00 in the morning, but now I'll still eat Ammonia Cafe, but I'll eat it at 2:00 in the afternoon, and then I won't eat again.

Do you think some people go full muzzie just for the diet and the fasting? 100%. Because they have to do fasting for a whole month right during Ramadan. Sometimes maybe just being religious helps you lose weight. It's what it is. Yeah.

I think that. Also, they love to wash their feet. I think you got a lot of foot fetish guys that just like to get in there and watch these fucking women washing their feet down.

They do. I bet you their backs are pretty They don't got a lot of back problems because they're always stretching out their back when they pray. There's a lot of benefits there.

You got to pray to Mecca. Shout out Muslim people. I like you guys.

I don't know if they like us, but I do like them. If you got conquered by the Ottomans or something like that, would you convert or would you stay strong to Christianity? Do you think your family members could do it or they would rather die than renounce Jesus Christ?

No, I think that we were all people-pleasers in my family, myself included. I think we just don't want anyone to dislike us. We would just absolutely bow down to whatever these people want us to do. We're doing it.

That's what me and Jesse have talked about. The problem with the Jews is they refuse to convert. They won't convert. They don't take new members. You're going, Guys, that's not the way it works. If you want to become strong and powerful, you got to get into the system, conquer, and then make more Jews. But the Jews are going, We don't want you. They always keep their numbers small. If you got a small number, you're just going to get beat up.

You're going to get beat up.

Yeah, you got to make some more allies. You got to make some more Jews, but they don't want to make more Jews.

Do we have the most Jews? Do we have the biggest Jew army here in Israel? Let me sniff.

Yeah, we do. We got right here in Brooklyn.

Because make no mistake, where I live, where I live in Queens, a lot of Jews. A lot of Jews. A lot of Jews, a lot of Chinese.

Now, here's the thing. There is a Jew in this room. Can you smell where? Is he a Jew? Well, you're German, so I'm expecting you'd be able to sniff it. I was going to say. Just take a sniff and figure it out. He's a Jew.

You smell it. Are you? Wow, the mom of the dad. My mom. Wow, so you You actually are because if you come out of a Jewish vagina, then you are Jewish. You can't get it off you. That's what they say. I'm contaminated. What did you grow up? Did you grow up Jewish or Catholic? Hippy. So non-religious family? Non-religious, not at all. But did you ever do any Jewish holidays at Hanukah? They're terrible Jews.

They're awful Jews. I mean, look, he's working here. He can't be that great of a Jew. I'm a bad Jew. I'm bad with money. I have no property. If you think Jews were in the world, just look at Jesse. Not all of them do.

What What was the Jewish last name, the mater name? That's a hard quote.

That's a way Shoshian, that's a character piece.

That's a way Shoshian, that's a character piece. That's a kaitron. Com/historyhienes.

My name is Shosh, Terry from Lata 14. What I just said was a 100% unadulterated character piece.

Wait, when we used to do this, would we be hitting the way Sean Sheehan's and the character piece is live in studio or is it all in post?

I think we did it live. So Yeah, I think we did it live.

We'll start doing it live. I'm just remembering that we used to get yelled at by the fans for talking about what we're going to do on the show, live on the show.

Yeah, we're not supposed to do that. We're not supposed to do that, but we just did it, and it's S-L-O-K-S. We're working out the kinks. It's been a couple of years We're back, cuz. It's been four years, cuz. It's been four years, and we hopped right into Menendez Brothers, two cute kids who killed their parents and then went on a shopping spree. Then as it turned out, their father was... That's just how the cookie crumbles sometimes in the American dream. Sometimes the American dream is an American nightmare. It's what it is. It's just how it goes.

Because make no mistake, if the Menendez brothers were born right now, before they killed their parents, what they would have done is cut That's what they would have done. That's what they would have done because that's what happens now.

It turns out that Jeffrey Epstein said that Donald Trump was his best friend for 10 years. It's what it is.

It didn't happen, right? It probably didn't happen, but even if that is true, it didn't necessarily He changed my opinion at the voting polls.

I don't think it changed anyone's opinion. It was an attempt in an October surprise. I think it came out a couple of days ago, and you could not find it anywhere on X.

Yeah, because I don't know. Right now, this episode We don't know if the election results are happening. We're filming this on election day, but I don't know. I felt this morning, again, not my political, this is not an endorsement, but I felt that Trump was going to win. But now as I'm watching TV, it feels like he's going to lose.

Yeah, but when you watch this, we will know. You will know.

Well, we might know. It depends if they were playing games with the bounce. Did they just find a box of 250,000 bounce in Pennsylvania from 1970 and say, These will do? I don't know.

Like Chris said, if this next episode of the History Hi-Hina is recorded in Austin, Texas, Kamala won.

That's what it is, because folks, and as always, if you go to patreon. Com/historyhijinas, we encourage you to make a funny We will read out all the new members. Here's the thing, folks. We have a lot of new members. We have 3,000, 4,000 members that have signed up in just the last week alone. So get on it, get on that train. It might take a couple of episodes for you to hear your name and for us to catch up. We're going to get to everybody, but just bear with us and make a really funny name so it stands out. Some of the names that are just regular, we call them straight to the back, where you're just here for the content. You just want your name right out, but you're here for the content and you're going straight to the back. We're going to read through those ones quickly. But if you want a chance to be the winner, the pseudo Penus of the Week, the PPW, make a funny name. I read them. We see Yannis chooses which ones get on the list or not, and that's how it is.

Yeah, and thank you for all your support over there. Man, has that been humbling to see how excited you guys are and how much you're willing to support us. We really appreciate it, and we love you. And always remember, America is the best country on the planet.

Yes, it is the best country on the planet, and the Menendez sisters, we're here to stay, and we will not blow this podcast head off again. No. Unless Yannis rapes me. All right. Want to read these Patreon names? Yeah, let's do it. All right, guys, we've reached that point where we're going to read out the Patreon names. Go to patron. Com/historyanias. If you want to have your name read aloud, we encourage you guys to make a funny name, and we're going to go start now, and then there'll be one lucky winner. Okay, here we go. Kirt, Michael Abbasara, Mitchell Hartcuff, Sean McAdams, Tom Gambitsky. Then we got I move my monkey to the weather girl's FF boyfriend.

It's a security, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's security. Because no more of that. All right. Security, yeah. Funny, though. Who's the weather girl? The weather girl is Jess. Why didn't The Weather Girl. I don't remember, but the weather girl was Jess.

Okay, yes. That one, we can't do that security with that one. We cannot do those anymore, but I forgot why we called it that. Is that a cackle? It's fine. We can't do it anymore. Then we got Joseph Sistuli. Then we got the WestChester-Wait, Joseph Sistoli?

Joseph Sistooli. That's a kid with a high school diploma, and that's it. That's it.

Because then we got the Westchester Porch Pooper.

Drexdrexler.

Drexler, which goes to Cly Drexler, who played in the era of Michael Jordan, who... Cly Drexler would have been the greatest of all time, but he played in Michael Jordan, so that's Westchester Porch Pooper is a Drexler. Still a big honor. Still a big honor. Andrew Nestler, Then we got Eagles Fan, 55, Max. Then we got Sean Dollarnot, King Weyshawn Sheehan.Drexler.Drexler. Then we got Crumbumb Kid.

Crumbumb Kid, this is Drexler.

Then we got Anthony Santino, Comedy. The kids just promoting his comedy.

Smart, screwed in. That gets to screwed in.

Then we got True Rambler, Frank Fiorella, Paul. Then we got Tony Rice and Beans, not to be confused with Franks and Beans, Mejas.Drexler.Drexler. Robert De La Mora, James De Bonair, Misiel Dominguez, Teehuff 21. Do you need glasses? Is it too close?

You're 40 now.

Because I should get the eyes checked. Then we got Isaac, My last name means black and German, Schwartz.Drex.

Drex.drex, Drex.

Sean McCormick, Ryan Matthews, Tute Lupa, Roni Walker, Luis Jimenez, RL 13, 23. Then we got Trump, 2024. It's just a character piece. Then we got Travis White, Craig Clifford. Then we got the Situation Sheen. Okay, can't do that.

You know that would be a catapult.

That would be a catapult.

We got to call security.

That's security on that. That's security on that. We don't endorse that anymore.

But that would be on the list. That's a good one.

Then we got Francis Monalato, David McAttar. Then we got Cousy, the Fuzzy Wuzzy, West Hollywood Care Bear.

Drexler, strong Drexler.

Matthew Raw. Then we got straight to the back for this. Sorry.

Drex.

Drex, yeah. Peter. Then we got take a ride on Tampa Tony's toboggan. It's what it is. Then we got tucked and screwed FF2. Then we got El Shlongo. No.

Chicken Finger.

Colleen. Andrew Butcher. Christopher Johnson. Then we got Jacob, put it in my adobo piece in between Chrissy's feet.

Imaginative Drexler. That's a list of Drexlers right now.

I was going to say we've been going for about two minutes now. We haven't had one.

So this is good. Yeah, we haven't wheeled out the catapult yet.

Okay, so then we got Ethan Roddy, Andrew Barton. Then we got Father Bill, paid for my meal and woke up a $3 bill. Drex. Then we got Denise, I'm a woman now, Rodman. Chicken finger. Samuel Shepard, Sean Young, Kyle Payne. Then we got Big Mike's Glue Gun, Want to make the Cuties laugh. It's what it is.

It's a chicken.

Eggamite Sandwich. Then we got Tim Dylan, Was at Diddy Parties, JK, Don't Epstein Me. Jordan Galjor, Leo Phillips. Then we got Fumala Harris, has a situation with the furor.

This is Drexler. This is Strong Drexler's. Okay, I'm still waiting.

Then we got the space between Yonny's eyes, make no mistake, because I'm a squick.

That means he's small. He's saying, So that's inventive. He's saying the space between your eyes is small, and that's what makes him a squink, so I got to roll out the catapult and throw him on the list. Yeah, he's on the list.

Yeah. Then we got Take me back to when Father Bill dropped his sack on my back.

Usually, the Father Bill's don't come through, but we got to get the catapult out. That's how it happens, folks.

Joe Tarso, Jonathan Beach, Maddie Bobadi. Then we got Sea Bass said Then we got, Prison Mike, Reese Clark. Then we got my cousin was a muzzie, but not anymore. #trum2024.

I got to put him on the list.

That's what it is, bud.

That's what it is.

We're back. Then we got ugly Waffle, Scrip 666. Then we got Eric Tuck Adams, Turkish, too.

Drexler.

Taylor Ham, but minus the Taylor and add baby oil.

Strogg Drexler. Then we got Tudic, send me, but I'm not an FF.

Ropo, Diana, Daniel Lines. Then we got, I stole for the free arts credit card number.

For the free. Oh, yeah, that's funny. That's from the Yada's Papas Hour.

Then we got, Hey, Bert, does your mom squirt? Again, security. We got to get security.Not doing that.No more of that. No more of that. Then we got, Marty, but it's good.

Wait, what's his name?

Marty Ferezier. Then we got, Mikey, the Guido sauce monkey, Marchito, Trump 2024. Chicken Figger. Mitchell Adams, Jason Bup. Then we got Manly Girl comes out of you in a different way, pewing.

It's strong, Drexler.

Then we got Taylor Lucci, Juan Gomez. Then we got Johnny, I call my glue hood Emperor pea lasagna.

Drexler.

Freilark. Then we got Canada burn down the White House.

Security.

Security. Then we got Scott Herrera, Kyle, tucked back Carlson.

Okay.

Banco Popular, Branch Manager.

It's a good one. It's a chicken finger that's going on the list. Yeah. Call back to Banco Popular. The kid's a Branch. He's a Branch Manager. He worked his way up.

Yeah. Nick King, Cousy Wazzy, Michael Tudisco. Then we got Gilly Goulard, Gunning Down the Gestapo. Sean Valdesera, Carl Eskott, Clint Monahan, Katie Shera Kuzma, Kevin Black, Louis F. Dz, TM123, Reilly Billus, Sean Terry, 14, Never I get. Vinnie Aurora, Two Balls, One Dream.

It's what you call a perfect chicken figure for the list. Two Balls, One Dream. That's right.

Then we got Christie and Yanny, Restarty the Party, A Month Before Kami, the Kami.

It's going I'm on the list.

Diego Escaboulas. Then we got Morgan, born without a gooch, just has a scar from where her vagina used to be.

List? Yeah, of course, it's Chris. It's going on the list.

nick Jubrett, James Cranny.

Wait, nick Jubrett? Yeah. Chick-a-finger. Chick-a-finger.

But I think that's just his name.

His name's Jubrett?

Yeah. We got Backyard Barwart. List? Yes, it's List. Ali Doudou, Eldridge. Then we got Tim Walsh, Was in Tienemann Square with Father Bill, Trump, 2024.

Okay, it's a Drexler.

Andrew Lynch, Ash, Abba's Bagel Company, Eric Person.

Somebody screwed in right there.

Abba's Bagel Company, screwed in. Eric Person, John Schneider, Honky Kong?

Yeah. Chicken Fingers. Sometimes these chicken figures just go catapulted right on the list.

Then we got Brandon Wogerman. Then we got this buildings on fire. Music.

I don't know what that is.

Melissa Magnuson, Chubby Giraffe, Bay Ridge Drainage from a Rubber Breakage.

Drexler, Strong Drex.

Ron, Brian Fellows. Then we got Tucked & Cucked, Anything for a Buck.

Drexler.

Then we got Tuna on Rye Toast.

Tuna on Rye Toast, Chicken Figure.

Jose Matos, Foul Ball Productions, Mikey the Cucky, Mick Knuck, Jackworthy, Mike Hyland, Austin Aldair, Matt McCanis, Danny California, Bony Hawk, and-Bony Hawk.

Wait, Bony Hawk. Bony Hawk. Drexter is a good one.Chicken finger Drexter, yeah.

No, so not on the list, though.Not on the list. But Bony Hawk was good.

Bony Hawk is good.

All right, so we'll do a few more. Then, okay, guys, we got like 38 pages of fucking patron. We will catch up, but we're going to keep this list. Then we got R. A, Kendall Alice, Large Plane Pie, Kamal is Indian and Jamaican Me Crazy.

Good attempt.

Jake Blackstock, Matthew King, Olindo, the Canadian Sauce Monkey, too. General Cuzzi Wester, Abishack Mohan, Vince Pinaccio, Gunar Batullo, Assyrian Cuzzi, who's here for the Content. Fabian Flores, Kip Foley Snack Samie, Maddie Buckets, Graham Moslandons, Scutsi, Ruben Santillin, Costa Rica, Excited for the Fruit Toot Reboot. Omar Valencia, Las Ocequera, Adriana Nino, Benjamin Longark, Jakey Juifums.

Jakey Fenge.

Don J. Trump, But The Gist, Just Shut Up and Kiss Chrisy. Ryan, time to put the… What? Can't endorse it.

We got to call security. That's what it is. If it wasn't for security, you'd be in the list.

Then we got more Irish…

Law enforcement had to intervene.

It's what it is. Yeah, but it's a good one. Then we got more Irish than Leroy. It's what it is.

Okay, yeah. It's a Drexler.

Then we got Tim Farrell, Ben Lohri, Ian Ratliff. Then we got Make no mistake, I'm dating a 411 Latina and fully expect to wake up with my piece cut off.Put.

Him on the list.Okay. Yeah. It's a kid that knows what his future holds.

Then we got... What it is. Drexler. We got a Drexler, and we do You just have to tackle those because make no mistake, I still am in an active lawsuit. We just have to tackle those, but we appreciate it, but this is what it is. Michael Nulton, Lou Sanis, Hernan Esparza, S-Dog, Cuzzi Wuzzi, Richie D. Ty Allison, Nicholas Alamam, Alex Johnson, L. B. Tony Crow, Travis, Kyle Krojersky, Kieran Paul, Kyle Westgate. Crack me open, the Cuzzies are back. Ymh Cuck, Father Bill, popped a then slip me the dill. A lot of father bills.

I'm giving him a strong Drex.

Drexler. Cole Conway, nick DeChamp. Then we got Squeak of the Week because my piece is under five inches.

You put him on the list. Yeah. His piece is the Squeak of the Week. Yeah, it's funny. That's funny. That's funny.

Okay, here we go. Okay, let me get this next page. No contenders. Two more pages. Then we got Mr. Mucus's Divorce Lawyer, Parker Thenuk, Rory McDonald. Then we got Keep it pure, keep David Führer, Trump, 2020 Führer.

That's like an M&M rhyme he went for.

Then we got Jufro, James Altucho.

Drexler.

Razy. Then we got Ruben, empty glue gun, Sanchez.

The kid's jerkt awful. He's got nothing left. What it is?

Drexler. Father Bill's Touchou. Then we got Jordy with a left-leaning piece, but a right-leaning heart.

Put them on the list. Yeah, put them on the list.

Then we got Joe DeRosa, Sweaty Jorts. Mike Capione, Amanda Simon, Ethan McCowd. Then we got Big Mike's Chocolate Glue Gun.

Check and figure out the list.

Then we got Diddy's Lubed Up, FF Yiles, Then we got Shevandish Pottie. Then we got Bobby Kelly's Second Stomack.

List, right? Put it on the list.

Then we got A. O. C.'s Horse Teeth, Make Christie's Glue Gun Leak.Drexler. Raul Rodriguez. Then we got shoot your glutes in my boot. Then we got father diddy cleaned out little Chrissy.Drexler.Okay. Big Mike's glue gun, Jackie Goldchain's Eric- Jackie Goldchain is a chicken figure.

I like Jackie Goldshades. You like that?

A chicken figure. Then we got Eric Suck My Dick, Babe, Bernal.Yeah.He's a good kid.That's.

Eric Bernal.

Phoenix comic. Yeah, great kid. Then we got Brown Trouser, Xander Kulter. Then we got Dugui B. Burns to pee. Then we got Greg Shot, I'm fucking white.

It's a strong chicken figure.

Then we got Greg West, Amanda Curry, Luke Mell, Fumelover, The Thick Reeper. Then we got Ant Pay Me Back, or You're Taking a bat to the knee. Somebody just called.

Somebody just says, Watch this podcast, and then listen at the end.

Then we got Stuffy McDick Cheese, and then we got Weird Al Gore, Vidal Sassoon.

Very It's a Drexler. Very inventive.

Okay, one more. We'll do one more page. Okay. Then we'll see who our list is. Then we got Don E. T. End of the World, and I'm going out in FF. Jason Cantrell, Fetus, Kledis, The Boys are Back, and so I'm pulling my penis. Drexler. Matthew Albani, Oscar Boomen, Cody Burke, Hungary, Hungary, Haitian's Puspus. Drexler. Okay. Jose Santiago, William Michael. Okay, I can't read this one because there's a racial slur in it. Security. Security, so we can't read it. If you put a racial slur, I mean, if you catch me in a read, but if it's the first word, I can't do it. Genevieve Mastesa. Then we got Yannis' Fumipi and Chrissy D's Leaky Pees, 2024. Okay, Kevin Rogers, Juan Manueles, Garfield's butt hole.Chicken figure.It's Sister Bill, a. K. I tuck back my binky-winky. Commander Q-Tuit, Greg Hendrix.

Commander Q-Tuit'sBuddy.Buddy, yeah.

James Crowley. Then we got Steel Pipe Dusty, a. K. Head of Security at Banco Popular.

We already got the Branch Manager.Drexler.Drexler. Okay.

Lawrence Quinn. Then we got Kill It for Science. Then we got Kamala's Fume Balloon.

It's the Drexler.

Then we got the Kamala King Racial Reassignment Clinic.

Put on the list. That's a contender.

Then we got Fonzie, Sebastian signs. Then we got Juan Small In your Vagina. Glue Gun Smoothie 1776.

Whoa, that's a good one. Drexler.

Then we got Larry Left the Runway for this. That's very funny. Drexler. Rivalto. Then we got Danny Bugchase and Barone.

The Bug Chaser. Yeah, put him on the list. Yeah. Daddy, The Bug Chaser.

Adam Smith. Then we got Carl from San Diego.

Wait, San Diego?

San Diego. Like San Diego, San Diego. Dressler. Dressler. Dressler. It's very funny. Then we got Chris the Teacher from I went to the Bleachers, so he's back. He thought he was in jail, too. Then we got Vinnie Ayers, Future, Chloe, Cecilia. Then we got Andy, I listen to the Pearl Harbor app every week.

Good for you. Yeah, it's a good app.

Bob O'Rourke, Neat Freddie. Then we got get. We missed Yani Panano. Can't do that security. Security. Security, can't do that. You caught me on that when you can't do it. What did you do with... Another security, not our show, but also security of protecting everyone. Then we got Kamala Kamala Harris. Sorry. No. We got to get it yet. You caught me on that, really. We can't say that.

Security.

He says, Well, I'll read it. They clean Kamala Harris, N in Paris. Say it with me. Don't be embarrassed.

It went on the list.

I'm sorry, but we cannot. We can't do it. You call me on a read like that. Here's the deal. You can't say that.

You probably were one. Yeah. Just know you're the honorary winner.

Yeah. Jengus Caz, Funny.

For Chicken Finger.

Yeah. Okay. Jessica Sears, My situation is PR. I'm white. Yes, I've been stabbed. Can't do it. Okay. East Kamali and Trading Company. We got Max and Steuben His Double-sided Black Dildo.

Wow. Max and Steuben's went back.

I forgot about Max and Steuben's. Two German kids who just love a little calm. We love Black Eyes. We love Black Eyes.

Throw them on the list because the double-headed dildo, that's a contender. That's That's a contender. Max and Steuben's double-headed Dildo.

Love it. Retic Goyle, Hunter, Deb Lawrence, no erection since the 2016 election.

On the list, contender.

Coffee Leroy, Soyboy, a. K. Father Bill's makes me Bill. Then we got Christie and Yami, Please come on me. Then we got Austin French. Then we got federal agent here to keep an eye on things.

That's on the list.

Yeah. Okay, so then we got Joey, Toss a Toot in a Fume chamber, Yannick. Okay. Then we got Stinky, fumed up FF, but Benches, 315 for... Okay. Stinky, fumed up FF, but Benches, 315 for reps, Gizette Drexler. Strong Drexler. Then we got Hunter, Debra Lawrence, and then the last one at least, Fumeless Fresh.

Fumeless Fresh is a strong Drexler. Okay, we got a list. I got to say, great list, Lots of strong Drexlers. It's going to be a tough one because there wasn't a clear standout.Right.

It wasn't a clear standout.It wasn't a clear standout. Let me read them. Okay, hold on. Okay, so now we're at that point. I'm going to read back the names that Yann has told us to put on the list, and we will pick one winner, the PPW, the pseudo Penus of the Week. Whoever that person is, should we have them email us? We got to give them something.

They go up on the website as the PPW of the Week.

At Patreon. Com/historyanist.

At the end of the year, we're going to collect all the PPWs, and we're going to do something special for you. We're going to do something special.

The list was Jordy with a left-leaning piece, but a right-leaning heart. Goodie. Goodie. Big Mike's Chocolate Glue Gun, Bobby Kelly's Second Stomach, Then we have Make no mistake, I'm dating a 411 Latina and fully expect to wake up with my piece cut off.

That's probably going to win.

That's a big contender. Big contender. Squeak of the Week because my piece is under five.

He's probably going to win. That guy's probably going to win. That guy's probably going to win. He just took out the other guy.

Now we got take me back to what Father Bill dropped his sack on my back.

He's a Drexler on this list.

My cousin was a muzzie, but not anymore. Trump 2024.

That's also a goody, but I'm still sticking with Squeak of the Week. Because his piece is under 5 inches.

Then we got banco populaires branch manager.

He's got Drexlered.

Two balls, one dream.

Such a good one. I'm still keeping with the Squeak.

Christie and Yanni restarted the potty a month before Kami the Kami.

That's the other contender. Okay.

Then we got Morgan, born without a goosh, just has a scar from where a vagina used to be.

That's another contender. Three contenders.

Then we got Honky Kong.

Honky Kong is… Honky Kong is good. It's another contender.

Then we got the Kamala King Racial Reassignment Clinic.

So good, but Dregstered right now.

Danny Bug-Chasin-Berone.

I love him, but he's Dregstered.

Max and Steuben's double-sided Black Dildo.

That's a contender. Those are the contenders.

Then we got no erection since the 2016 election.

That's another good one.

Drexler. Federal agent here to keep an eye on things.

Funny, but Dregstered. Okay.

Now the contenders are... Hold on. The big contenders are, Make no mistake, I'm dating a 411 Latina, and I fully expect to wake up with my piece cut off.

Very funny, Drexler.

Squeak of the Week because my piece is under five. It's a strongy. Then the third contender was, Hold on. Third contender was… Hockey Kong. Hockey Kong, but also Two Balls, One Dream.

Yeah, Two Balls, One Dream, Hockey Kong, or Squeak of the Week because my piece is under five inches. What do you think?

I'm going to say, Make no mistake, I'm dating a 411 Latina. You fully expect to wake up with my piece cut off. Okay, what do you think?

Two Balls, One Dream. Two Balls, One Dream.

You're the deciding vote.

Okay, of those two, I'm going… Am I going with the chicken finger? I'm. You are the winner.

You are the winner. You are the winner. You're going to be up at patron. Com/historyineins as the winner. Congratulations to you. Thank you guys so much for listening. Keep writing in those names. We love you. Yeah.