Transcript of she gave him what...

I peed in a bottle for the guy on the football team because I didn't smoke weed at the time, and he needed to get tested.

I didn't know where this was going. When she said, For the guy.

At school, he handed me an empty water bottle. He's like, Tara, can you please piss in this? I'm getting tested for football. I know you don't smoke weed. I was like, Sure. He wasn't even cute either. I just did it to do it.

She's like, You shouldn't be nice to ugly people, but I was.

That's who I am. No, I'm saying it's like, that's a lot to ask of someone to go pee in a bottle as a girl. It's hard. You would think, Oh, at least the guy was cute. No, he wasn't really my type. I was just like,.

But do you want to give guy you're attracted to your warm urine? I guess not.