Transcript of Jared is a lab experiment

Jared wanted to get T-shirts made that said Abortion survivor. I just thought that was a little rough and tough.

Why don't you have a calculated send? Yeah. It's actually the exact- You were an expensive science experiment.

I was formulated in a lab. I wonder how much it cost, start to finish. That's a good point. My mom had to go seven times, and I don't know exactly how much it cost each time.

You think it's a per appointment visit? I call it- I'm gay couple front.

What did you say?

I mean, all the time she's been artificially inseminated. Think of all the random men that, it was all the same man.

It was all the same specimen. Oh, it was? Yeah.

So it was just your daddy? Yeah. Oh, never mind. She's a cordial woman.