Transcript of he hit her?!

I might as feel the deal for you to get a little kiss on New Year's.

I'm just saying, dog. Okay, so we're going to a New Year's Eve party. Alyssa's coming. She's very freaking out about what to wear, but it's fine.

Dude, I have no idea what to wear on yours either.

I haven't even talked to you about it. You haven't been in the house in three days because you've been looking for something to wear.

There's a woman there that Jared hopes to… Smooch. Lick.

What? Maybe if it goes that way.

Yeah, apparently, they hit it off a little bit the last time. You hit her? No. What?

Calm down. Yeah, dude, she was being yappy.

Where's my Okay.

Whoa. Sorry.

Did it just get a little hotter in here?

I was.