Transcript of She can't tie her own shoes

They tie their shoes for you.

That's cute.

Yeah. Do you know how to tie shoes?

Actually, yes.

Why was that so surprising?

Because he's an idiot. Of course, I know how to tie my shoes.

No, that's why I asked you. I'm here to help you, okay?

I think it's nice when someone bends on their knees and ties my shoes for me.

It's essentially the same as kissing your feet, kissing the ground.

You walk on. Yeah, I like it. I like a guy on his knees.

That's princess. Then you guys are the same height, so you can kiss easier?

No, because it feels like they worship me.