Transcript of Green flag or red flag?

I'm constantly late to everything. That's my biggest pet peeve. Fred Flag. If you're making me late to things, that's my biggest thing. It's like, Hey, I got to be at this thing. Do you want to come with me? And they show up late. I'm like, I'm supposed to be at this.

I do not like that. I think it becomes disrespectful at one point.

I actually just tell my girlfriend 20 minutes earlier than we're actually going to leave. I tell her that's when we're leaving. So smart.

That works out. Jared's like my girlfriend minus the sex.

I'm not that late.

You have a bowel movement anytime I need to be somewhere on time.

Because I can't poop in public, so I have the moment we're leaving.

You're like, I got to go to the gym.

Because then I get nervous.

No, I relate. I relate. I get nervous shits all the time. Like a guy, I have to take anti-diarrheia pills around him because I.