Transcript of Hold up... what? 🍆😳

I've dated people before. They want to talk to me when I'm on the toilet.

Like, oh, my gosh, I'm taking to pee. Like, leave me the fuck alone.

Give me 30 seconds.

I've been with girls where they're like, it's so weird that you don't want to see me pee.

Have they ever wanted to hold your while you pee?

What? That's a thing? Yes.

I don't think so, but I'm sure they probably would bring it up at some point if it lasted longer.

Yeah, that was my next question. What's your longest relationship?

Only like a year and a half. Was it recent? No.