Transcript of I'm legit spooked after hearing this...

Have you ever been in a fight? Like a fist fight? No. Do you want to? I bet. Have you been in a fist fight?

I went to a guy. Yeah, I knew it. Fuck yeah. Mine was a guy, too.

You just said there wasn't one. No, I said no, but I did that.

You elbowed a guy?

Yeah, he got a bloody nose. For what? Oh, shit. He was blowing in my ear.

Wait, what the fuck? They're having some. He's trying not to move. She's like, Fuck.

No, it was in third grade.

Anyways, eight-year-old will be like, Fuck you. That would turn me on so fast, dude. He's just blowing my ear. See what happens.