Transcript of The struggle of unrequited bromance 💔

I've asked you for so many hugs over the years that I've known you, and you've never given me one. You don't give him hugs? That's fucked.

When an acquaintance comes up to you in the middle of the night, and you're in bed, and you're sleeping, and he wakes you up at 2:30 AM, you don't even know where you are. And he's like, I could really use a hug right now. You're not going to hug that guy because that guy is going to bend you over a table and have his way with you.

Or I'm in a really dark place. I was, too. The lights were out. I just need some comfort.