Transcript of Bro, Zach's first time story is INSANE

A fun fact. I ended up in the hospital after I lost my virginity. I was behind her experiencing dog style, and I passed out just flat on her back, and I'm just laying there. She rolls me off, thinks I'm dead, calls the ambulance. I wake up, shirt on backwards, and I guess she put on me, and still on. That's a fun fact about me. What's a fun fact about you?

No, do you not know what the fun fact is?

It was consensual. That is fun.

It just rides the he opens his mouth. Every single time.

Well, you snort the line, so.