Priests, though, you can go tell them that you killed somebody. They can't say anything, right? No, no. That one, they can, I thought. Therapists, I think, can report a crime when it's been committed. The priest is like, Me, too. I just imagine being a priest and just being like... The priest is like, Oh, my God. Literally me.
Episode description
Sometimes it's better to tell your priest things than your therapist.