Transcript of Professor Marandi Discusses War from Inside Tehran New

Donald Trump is panicking as Iran is putting the screws in and publicly taunting him. They're posting images and memes like this on their social media accounts from their various embassies. Brave American hero or a coward hiding in a catering truck? They also posted the one they claimed was hiding in a bunker was martyred in his office, yet the one who boasted about his massive warships and advanced B-2 bombers ended up fleeing in a food truck, the Iranian embassy in Zimbabwe posted. From "I've got a great idea" to "What have I done?" Then they repost the story of Trump hiding in a food container to leave Turkey aboard a military plane because of his fear of Iran. And it says Iran won the war. And the Iranian embassy mocks Donald Trump and says, "The strongest army in the history of humankind." So you know how Donald Trump said the whole world was laughing at us once? No, they're actually laughing at You, Donald. I saw this being reposted as well. Trump Zoo: Once you have obliterated your enemy, show strength by hiding in the food. You have Iran's embassy in Armenia reposting the Washington Post. Trump underwent an elaborate plan to hide his flight from Turkey to the United Kingdom last month using a catering food truck amid Iran threat.

And it just keeps getting worse from there. The Iranian embassies were posting Donald Trump's meme about Iran has no money. 51 years of bad behavior, the Iranian embassy social media accounts posted. His attention to our economy while he is still the president of the United States is admirable. To share this concern with him, we just want to mention that the average price of regular gasoline in the US is $4.01. By the way, that is the highest average for US gas prices in August in US history. In Iran, they're also posting, Commander in sleep, dream about opening the strait. Perhaps in your dreams it would be open. And it's a video of Donald Trump falling asleep as he basically does now every time he is in public, which again is further humiliating to us here in the United States and bringing us so much shame. They're posting images like this, the biggest loser, and it's Donald Trump and Jimmy Carter, knowing that Donald Trump, uh, is terrified that he will be a Jimmy Carter is what Donald Trump says. Well, Donald is way worse than that. Like, like, let's be very clear, it's way fricking worse than that.

Uh, there was this post from an Iranian embassy. In July 2026, the US Secret Service secretly moved Trump to a military plane in Ankara using a catering truck due to a security threat. The White House Trump on the way back home, and it's Trump in a fatty food truck over there. And the more information that comes out, the more humiliating it is. The Daily Mail reported inside the catering truck sat Trump's most trusted inner circle. A source familiar with the matter told the Daily Mail that in particular, the 35-year-old Natalie Harp's selection to ride safely with Donald Trump was, quote, a no-brainer. She was Donald Trump's first pick, sources are telling the Daily Mail. And with all of this going on, Donald Trump is saying the USA has total— so what he said yesterday— has total control over the Strait of Hormuz. I think we will keep it. Our naval blockade is being called by everyone a wall of steel, and there is nothing Iran can do about it. No one's calling it the wall of steel. No one knows what the hell you're talking about. And every day dude puts us through a humiliation ritual.

Just freaking stop, man. Just sign off.

Go away.

Go with Natalie Harp to Epstein Island or whatever you want to do. Go to the Albanian island with the, with Natalie Harp and Ivanka. They look alike. Go, go there. What the hell are you doing? Actually, don't. I like, I like the Albanian protesters. Don't go to the Albanian Flamingo Island. Go make your own island. I don't know. Go, go somewhere else. The Iranian Port Authority that had been working out with Oman, they go. Claims and repeated posts by US officials that the Strait of Hormuz is no longer blocked. Do not change the reality. The Strait of Hormuz remains blocked and will not be reopened until Iran's conditions are accepted. And over here you can see Iran's Persian Gulf Strait Authority is accurate if you actually look at what's happening in the Strait of Hormuz. And if you look at the flow of tankers through the Strait of Hormuz, if you look at our strategic reserves, if you look at every indicia right now, Donald Trump has destroyed the US military. Our munitions are done. Our soldiers, our sailors, our Marines on the US supercarriers, the USS supercarriers Abraham Lincoln and George H.W. Bush, have the lowest morale in history.

6 of them wanted to jump overboard and end their lives because recently, because of the torment they are going through. This is an utter horror show. And what's Marco Rubio talking about? Secretary of State. Well, he's going on Stephen Miller's wife's podcast complaining that if he were to go back on the keto diet, he may get us into more wars. Here, play this clip. I did at one time, maybe 4 or 5 years ago, I tried this thing called keto. You've heard of this? Yeah, keto. And you just eat all this protein. And so you go through this massive withdrawal from sugar and carbohydrates for the first 72 hours. It was a near psychotic event for me. It's true. Like if I did this in this job, I would be, Mr. President, we must bomb, you know, It's, you know, Paraguay. And it's like, why? I don't know. I'm just really mad. I haven't had any sugar. And then you have war criminal Pete Hegseth saying, well, under Biden, he focused on gender issues and diversity and dudes and women's.

I don't know.

What are you even talking about here? Play this clip. Because just 18 months ago, the previous US administration under Joe Biden especially the previous administration here at Southern Command, stood in front of you promoting priorities like gender issues, women, peace and security, or climate change, or diversity, dudes in dresses. I've said this before, but the Department of War is done with that nonsense. And then to add to the humiliation ritual, you have Mike Huckabee, the US ambassador to Israel, saying, we are bankrupting Iran. This is a victory. This is a smack. This is what we wanted to lose control over the Strait of Hormuz and the Red Sea and to have to abandon all of our military bases and run out of interceptors and then have the so-called commander-in-chief hiding in food trucks because he's scared of Iran.

Ah, Victory!

Here, play this clip. So today, before I got here, I did something that I thought was very important. I checked President Trump's social media to make sure this was not my last speech in Israel. As you know, he typically fires people in the middle of the night by way of social media, so I wanted to make sure that there was a reason for me to come. I'm happy to report that so far, so good. Now I want to get a perspective from inside Iran right now. I want to get a perspective from a professor at the University of Tehran, Professor Mirandi. I just interviewed Professor Mirandi in Tehran, and I have questions for him. I want to ask him what's actually going on in Tehran right now. I want to ask him what his perspective is on Donald Trump continuing to claim Trump controls the Strait of Hormuz. I want to ask him about the potential deal between Iran and Oman. The US isn't involved in this at all. And what's the status over there? Let's bring in Professor Mehrandi. Now I want to bring in Professor Mehrandi, professor at the University of Tehran. He was actually with the negotiating team working with the media over there in the Islamabad negotiations with the Iranian negotiating team.

Um, want to speak to you about what's generally going on in Iran right now, the sentiments, uh, regarding where we are with these, uh, whatever you want to call the situation. I know you want to call it a negotiation taking place. What, what, what, what's your view of just kind of the current status of where, where things are right now?

Well, the mood in general has been, uh, one of defiance and resistance. And it's quite amazing what Trump has succeeded in doing, uh, since the war began. Um, the— a second— before the war began, a segment, a significant segment of Iranian society wanted some sort of solution with the United States. But, uh, since Trump, uh, betrayed, uh, Iran at the negotiating table— in other words, both last year and this year, before the 12-day war and this war, Iran and the United States were negotiating, and during those negotiations, the United States attacked Iran— that has led even those Iranians who are liberal, Western-oriented, who are influenced by Western media or Western-funded Persian-language media, they have shifted a great deal, and they've become much more skeptical of the United States and much more supportive of the stance of the, of the, of the state, of the government, of the Supreme National Security Council in dealing with the United States. That's something that I have also experienced, um, personally. It's anecdotal, but some of my students who previously were very critical, if not hostile, towards the Islamic Republic because they believed the Islamic Republic was unwilling to deal with the United States and to do a deal with the United States, their views changed dramatically.

And so, and another thing is that although it's not really the number one topic nowadays, but before the 12-day war last year, I think, uh, roughly half the Iranian— half of the Iranian population believed that Iran should have nuclear weapons. But now, uh, even— and that's, uh, the state and government officials have always been saying that we do not need nuclear weapons, and they were always explaining why we do not need nuclear weapons. And yet now, according to the polls that I saw 2, 3 months ago, a very strong majority believe that Iran should have nuclear weapons. So what Trump has done is that he's shifted Iranian public opinion toward— I think a small minority believe— a small majority believed back then that we shouldn't have nuclear weapons, But now a strong majority believes that we do need nuclear weapons. So Trump single-handedly has convinced many Iranians that Iran should develop a nuclear weapon, despite the fact that the government, the leader, political parties for the most part are still saying we shouldn't pursue nuclear weapons, at least for now.

I had read that the Iranian government prepared a psychological profile on Donald Trump. They read The Art of the Deal in preparing for, again, these negotiations or whatever it is. And there was a psychological profile regarding Donald Trump's behavior, even if he's capable of doing a deal or not doing a deal, going back and forth, kind of having phantom discussions. One day we're speaking, one day we're not speaking, and just saying all of these things over and over over again. What, what do you know about that? Like, when you see the posts, for example, that Trump was making earlier today— we own the Strait of Hormuz, I control it, I'm gonna be— I'm a pirate— the memes that he posts, obviously y'all are watching that pretty and seeing the behavior. And so what's the general view? One is, was there that psychological profile created? What's the general view of that right now?

Yeah, I've read about it. I, I don't know, uh, the details, and I don't know how true it is. Uh, I think it's, it's, I think it's probably true, but I, I don't know the details. Um, what I can say is that in general, the interest in Trump has, in his, and his statements and his posts have decreased a lot. Um, last year, I think he was taken more seriously at the beginning of this war, somewhat seriously, but I think by, uh, the first— after 2, 3, 4 weeks, I'm just guessing, um, interest in general in his statements, his threats, his, his, um, Truth Social posts, uh, declined. And now it, it when he says something, it has literally no impact. No one bothers to, uh, talk about it, or it's not discussed on television or on any of these online programs in Iran or in these Telegram channels. It's sometimes reflected. I mean, if he says something about Iran, you'll, you'll see it in, in the news or in the different channels that exist. But then it doesn't have the sort of impact on society that it had a year, a year and a half ago, or even 4 or 5 months ago.

He said so many things so many different times. He's made so many different threats. He's changed his mind so many, uh, times in the— in, in, in such short periods of time that, uh, he— he's— his statements are not really relevant anymore.

Talk to us about Iran's engagement at the foreign ministry level and at other government levels with other countries at this point, both the countries that are the neighboring countries, China, Russia, others, even Europe. I saw that Foreign Minister Araghchi was speaking to his German counterpart the other day, and before that Italy. Are you seeing kind of a different type of engagement, and is Iran, do you see being treated differently at that Foreign Ministry engagement level? I know there's a lot to unpack there, but I'm observing new security structures being created and Iran's involvement looking different than it was before, uh, the February Trump-Netanyahu attacks and invasion.

Uh, there has been enormous change, uh, after this war in particular. After the 12-day war, there was some change, but after this current war that's been going on for 5 and a half months or so, um, leaders across the world have been treating Iranian officials with, uh, much respect. And, uh, the Chinese leaders and the Russian leaders in particular have been saying that, uh, Iran's status in their eyes and the eyes of others have grown enormously. And it's largely because of the fact that most people outside of Iran believed that Iran would not survive the war, let alone win the war. Although I personally and many people in Iran, we never had any doubt Not everyone, but many of us never had any doubt that Iran would overcome and that it would succeed. Although I'm pleasantly surprised that it did even better than I expected. But anyway, outside of Iran, the general sentiment among friends of Iran, people who I was personally in contact with, let's say some people abroad, during the war, they were very skeptical about Iran's future. But after the war, Iran's status has grown immensely. And even the Europeans, who unfortunately, due to centuries of empire, they would regularly speak with Iranian leaders and diplomats with a particular type of arrogance.

They have great difficulty in doing that nowadays. Their behavior towards Iran— they're still in the American camp, the Europeans, unfortunately, to their detriment. But the way in which they approach Iran and Iranians has definitely changed.

I remember back in late April, Donald Trump was saying that based on the way the blockade was working, which we know it wasn't, but that the pipes were going to fill up and it was going to burst. And there was 3 days and Iran was going to explode. And now he says we're semi-negotiating and we're just going to low-key it. Because if you read his posts and then our media here regurgitates it, you know, there's that. He says, you know, Iran and Tehran, they're broke. They can't afford anything. You know, it's all being destroyed and the blockade's working perfectly. Can you tell our— we have lots of international viewers— what, what's actually happening, you know, in Tehran and across Iran? What's the condition like, and what's a day in the life like? And, you know, we don't really get to see cameras of what's going on, and he posts that. What, what's, what's really happening over there?

Well, life in Tehran is quite ordinary. It's— if you travel to Iran tonight, and it's 1:00 AM here, but, uh, if you travel to Iran tomorrow and walked around the streets or took a bus or a taxi or traveled around using the metro, it would be very normal. And you would, you would probably not see any damaged buildings because it's a huge city. Um, and, uh, and also some of the, the damaged buildings have all been brought down and they're rebuilding them, but but still you wouldn't probably see any damage. If you walk down the streets, the restaurants are full, the shops are full of customers, but I'm sure that if you went and asked the shop owners or the restaurants, "How is business doing?" they would probably say that it's not doing all that well and that business is is not great. I'm sure some of them are doing quite well, but I would imagine that the overall sentiment is not that great. You wouldn't notice if you just drove around town or walked down the streets. It's just like any other pretty wealthy city that exists in the world. Tehran is a, is a very large city.

It's a beautiful city. Um, foreigners who come here, you are very impressed by how clean it is. They take out the trash every day. It's, it's very It's a very developed city, uh, comparatively speaking. It's not a Shanghai, but still, it's, it's pretty good. Um, the mood in Iran right now is— I don't know if the word hawkish is, is appropriate, but, uh, people are resilient, they're steadfast, and, uh, they believe that, um Iran has to be firm. Uh, not many people believe that negotiations are of any use right now. There is a segment of society that believes that, but in general, the skepticism towards the United States is enormous. So they support the armed forces and they support the strong position taken by the state because they don't see anyone in the United States as being a real negotiating partner. That's one of the attributes of Trump. One of the things that Trump has done is that he has united people in Iran in a way which I've never seen before, at least since I was a teenager. And we saw this in the funeral, how the animosity toward Trump and towards his regime and the US government in general, when many millions of people participated in the funerals in Tehran.

And for the first time, Western media had to acknowledge the sheer size of the funeral, whether in Tehran or the holy cities of Qom and Mashhad. So you saw a huge, you saw really unprecedented crowds. Tens of millions of people participated in the funeral when you combine the three cities. And the hostility towards the US government, I think, was profound. People sought revenge in the funeral. So what Trump has done is amazing. And I think that he himself alone, and Netanyahu, of course, alongside him, they have made it much more difficult for the United States to get anywhere with Iran because the mood in Iran has shifted so much against the United States. So even during the negotiations, which I, as you pointed out, traveled with the negotiating team, during the negotiations there was a lot of skepticism. And I would meet people on the streets, even though I was not a negotiator, who would say that Why are you negotiating? Oh, what is there to negotiate about? They killed our kids, they killed our school children, they killed the leader, they, uh, they're completely untrustworthy, they'll attack us again. And after the MOU was signed, and then Trump again began to undermine the MOU and, uh, ultimately restarted the war, this mood intensified again.

I mean, perhaps it was sort of— there was— there were more people who were beginning to say, well, maybe there's a solution out there. But after, uh, Trump effectively tore up the MOU because he violated all of the different articles, uh, from Article 1 onwards, uh, the mood again, again hardened. And if— and of course, this is my anecdotal experience, but But when I would, even though again, I'm not a negotiator, but many people since they saw me with the negotiating team assumed that I was a part of the negotiations. Most people who would ask me or speak with me about negotiations, most of them were critical.

So where do we go from here? Trump says, and I guess when you even start something now, right? And I reflect on this. Words. It's okay, what does that even mean, Trump says. But today it's low-keying it, it's wait and see, the block— I control the Strait of Hormuz. I mean, we here in the United States have now seen our gas prices— I think it's the highest average ever in history right now at this point in time. Um, the Strategic Petroleum Reserves have hit, uh, a tank bottom. That's not a state secret. I mean, y'all, y'all follow this. I mean, you, you you know these issues. I saw one of the Iranian generals talking about— he said, you know, it's not even like, uh, like they're even doing anything purporting in the American interest. They just go— just looking when the stock market closes, and that's when, that's when they time these things. It's like, you know, and I saw that come. So one, maybe there's— you all know that, um, you know, is there a path forward? Is, is there other— is it basically the MOU and it needs compliance with the MOU? What— where, where do we even from here?

Or is it really at this point just kind of wait it out and wait until 2029 until another person comes in? Or where do you see it?

You know, in Iran, people know a lot more about the United States than, uh, the number of people who know anything about Iran in the United States. English is our second language at school. Many people are are fluent, or at least partially fluent, in, in English. A lot of people follow American politics. You have, um, most academics at, at important universities are fluent in English, or at least they can read and write in English. Um, so they, they— there is a strong understanding of Iran in general. I'm not saying the whole population follows American politics, but there's a substantial number of people who do. And I have students whose English skills, at least when they speak, they're more fluent than I am. So I think that shows how things are here. And there are very few books in the United States that I would endorse about Iran that would give a clear understanding about the country, because the problem in the United States is that if you want to get anywhere, you, you have to be hostile towards Iran. If you want to get a job at a good university, if you want to get a, a position at a think tank, you can't do it by saying Iran is a normal country, which is legitimate, and the state is legitimate, and it has popular support among the people, the state, and so on.

You just, you might as well get a different job and go and work in the supermarket. So there's very little that people, material in the United States that I think people can read, very few books. That would help them understand Iran. That is a big problem. And that, I think, is made worse by the fact that Trump has no real experts on Iran anywhere near him or in the national security establishment. And therefore, everything that he says and everything that he hears is based on inaccurate information or propaganda or material provided to him by the Zionist lobby. So I, I'm very skeptical about the possibility for any form of progress at the negotiating table. We already have a deal. We have an agreement, at least, MOU, which Trump himself signed, but he effectively violated all of the deal. He was supposed to release Iran's stolen funds. He refrained from doing that. He was supposed to force the Israeli regime to withdraw from Lebanon and stop the killing. He refrained from doing that. He was supposed to lift the sanctions on the Iranian oil exports. He removed them and then put them back in place within a few days.

And the list goes on. I mean, every article in the MOU he undermined. And then in Article 5, where he was supposed to, uh, where the Iranians were supposed to control the Strait of Hormuz and normalize the trade, uh, and the passage of ships through the, the, through the, the strait, he went and set up his own corridor with the Saudis and the Emiratis and the Kuwaitis in violation of Article 5. And that ultimately led to him attacking Iran again because Iran blocked it. So after he signed the MOU and then undermined it, in Iran, no one believes that, uh, his signature is worth anything and that negotiating with the United States is, uh, worthwhile. So I think the only thing left really is actions. If the United States for whatever reason, uh, begins moving towards some sort of implementation of the MOU, even if it doesn't declare it, that would be what the Iranians are looking— the only thing that's important for Iran right now is implementation and for the United States to carry out its commitments. Because again, as I said earlier, Trump's signature means nothing. Do the Iranians believe that the United States is going to carry out its commitments?

No, I think there's a lot of skepticism, and there's a lot of talk right now that Iran will just have to wait till Trump's presidency is over. So this conflict could hypothetically go on for well over 2 more years.

And when Donald Trump says that Iran would be incapable of waiting it out and that time is on the side of the United States, what's, what's the general view there? You know, just when is a talking point that happens here a lot, which is we just keep this blockade. You know, we've got the two supercarriers there, you keep the blockade and then that'll resolve it. Two years, you know, you know, as Trump says, you know, then that's the best strategy. Iran won't be able to last that long or something like that. What's— before we go, what's kind of the, the view there when he says that?

I don't think, at least I don't know of anyone who thinks that Trump knows what he's talking about. When the war began, Trump demanded unconditional surrender by day 40. Uh, he accepted the Iranian 14-point plan as the framework for negotiations. That was accepting defeat. Then he started the siege warfare assuming that Iran would collapse, and he ultimately had to accept the MOU. So it was the global economy and the US economy that was being hit hard that forced him to accept it. Remember, he spoke about Herbert Hoover, the Great Depression, and he didn't want to be a president like Hoover. So it was clear that the siege back then wasn't working. And then he restarted the war again. It failed. And now we're in siege warfare again. The Iranians are going to be patient. It's— it will hurt, but the Iranians will be patient. And ultimately, the global economy is heading toward a cliff, and the Iranians recognize that. And it is going to hit Trump hard. It's going to hit the global economy and the American people hard, just as it's hitting us hard. But the Iranians know that they have to persevere. They have no option.

But the ordinary Americans, they have no incentive to resist because it's not their war. They know that the Israeli regime, the Zionist lobby, imposed it upon them, and they're suffering because of war that was completely unnecessary. So I think it's pretty clear that the Iranians will definitely outlast Trump.

And the Iran-Oman negotiations as part of the Gulf Organization, Um, I know those discussions are continuing. I know that, you know, it seemed like last week the United States tried to— Trump tried to be like, I'm involved in that. And, and, you know, I think Iraq was like, no, you're not involved, you're not— we're not talking to you about this, we're doing the deal with Oman. Um, any sense of where that's going? It seems, you know, they're working on a route, you're working on a route together. What's, what's, you know, the latest there?

The— there is an agreement with Oman. They're, they're not declaring it, uh, because, uh, there's no reason to since there's a— the United States has imposed a siege. The Iranians have no intention of opening the Strait of Hormuz as a result. But there is an agreement, and the two sides have agreed, uh, the Iranians will have oversight both over ships coming into the Persian Gulf and ships leaving the Persian Gulf. Through this trade of hormones. And there will be a fee. So they've agreed upon that. There are of course details as to how everything will be carried out. But I think what is important for Trump to know is that that has been agreed upon. And I'm sure he knows the details or he's been told the details. I doubt he cares to listen and to whoever explained it to him, but I think they've explained to him that the Iranians will be taking fees and they will have oversight. The Americans put a lot of pressure on Oman to prevent any fee from being a part of this agreement and to prevent Iran from having full oversight, but the Iranians Told Oman on numerous occasions that, look, we want to do this with you.

We want to do this together because these are not international waters. This is a territory, the territorial water of Iran and Oman. It's not wide enough to be in international waters. But if you do not cooperate with us, we'll do it alone. And this is a security issue for us. War has been waged on our people. And we're not going to, uh, we're not going to just leave the Strait of Hormuz like it was before. And so ultimately, the Americans backed off, and Oman, uh, they agreed. The Iranians and the Omani government came to an agreement. But again, this hasn't been declared yet, although they've made positive noise about the negotiations, but it hasn't been declared because right now Whether there's an agreement or not, nothing changes as long as the United States is imposing a siege on the Iranian ports, and also as long as the United States refrains from implementing its commitments in the MOU that Trump signed.

That's fascinating because, you know, 2 weeks ago Treasury Secretary Bessin said, we've got this deal, it's about to be announced, and then Trump kind of swooped in and wanted to kind of take credit for it as though, look at the deal that I did between Oman and Tehran. So hearing you say, yeah, look, they did the deal, it's just why would they announce it if the Strait of Hormuz is closed at this point? And it would basically— what, Trump's going to take credit for doing a deal he didn't do while the strait remains closed? So no, follow the commitments of the memorandum of understanding, and then we can, you know, implement the structure. Anything we missed that you think is not being, you know, kind of talked about, you know, that you want— that you think there's disinformation or misinformation about that, um, you know, that, that was on your mind.

Iranians make a clear distinction between the American people and the U.S. government, and, uh, they have no hostility towards Americans. Um, I've had many American friends travel to Iran on numerous occasions, and they would even come to Iran like during a time when there are anti-American protests, and they participate in them and to see what's going on, and they were treated with great respect always. So Iran's problem with the United States has to do with the political regime, the leadership of the country, and it's not just Trump. Trump is more crude and more dishonest and more hostile, openly hostile, than previous presidents. But the, the United States has— the U.S. government has always been very hostile towards Iran. And the Iranians have been a victim of U.S. policy for, for many decades, since 1953 when the Americans carried out a coup against the country and overthrew the national government and imposed a police state for 2.5 decades. But despite all that, as I said, any American who travels to Iran would really, within a couple of days, recognize that Iranians have no hostility towards ordinary Americans. And when the Iranians do chant slogans like "Death to America," it's not to be taken literally.

This is about the American Empire. It has nothing to do with the country of the United States where ordinary people live and have jobs and so on. This is just like when people would say, Yankee go home, they wouldn't, it wouldn't be taken literally. It didn't mean that if there's an American in that country that they'd have within, or a person with an American passport that they'd have to leave the country. It meant that the empire, should leave that country alone. So these are, uh, not to be taken literally.

Professor Mirandi, thanks for joining us. Appreciate the perspective. Appreciate you sharing what's happening in Tehran.

Thank you very much for having me. It's always a pleasure.

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