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See if you can find the contentious sound. Aaron Glenn acting indignant about the idea that he would pull his 06 quarterback having like a historically terrible day because he's not making decisions fast enough. But before you do that, just play Dan Dickerson. This is at the end of 15 innings. You're great. One of the great seasons in Detroit history. A game in which school strikes out seven in a row, strikes out more guys than ever. Gets struck out in a postseason game and they lose anyways because it goes 15 Indian 15 and 15 innings. You got that?

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National Indigenous Peoples Day.

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Yeah.

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The wide receiver for Seattle next.

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This is what Dan Dickerson had to say.

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Dan. And I'll be back to talk about it after this on the Detroit Tigers radio network.

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Gradual I don't have to do a game.

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This game. Recap. Oh, I'm sorry, was that out loud? Three, two, one.

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You wouldn't blame him, right? You don't. You don't blame him being that upset at the end of that. That's how our season ends.

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This game recap.

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That's wonderful. He was speaking for fans.

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Tigers fans. Before we get to the polls here, juju, what do you have for us off off today's show? Do you have a joker of the day for us?

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Oh, yes, sir, I have a joker of the day. The joker of the day, Kirby Smart. We caught you in 4K calling the timeout. Then he pleading to the ref, I was just clapping my hands. Look at him. I'm just clapping my hands. Referee. I was just clapping. There's no way in the world I was calling a timeout. Only a fool would call a timeout in that scenario.

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It is.

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Right?

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It's honestly heady play.

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I'm done betting if they're gonna fall for it.

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Heady play.

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I'm not betting Auburn anymore. They just find ways to lose this one. Not on them, though. Could call juju. That was a bad look, right?

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Terrible look. Almost as bad as Dan today. The terrible look. Are you trying to get out of there? 5,000. Since you the OG, Dan, the OG thing to do is give him his 5,000 today after the show. Lizelle ski and then find that white Corvette. Ski or white Camaro. Put it out in front of his house. Still do both, you know, because we heard it. Tape ran back. Yes, sir. Sorry about that. Chris stepped on you.

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You guys have a lot of thoughts, but everybody's awfully quiet. It's just because he stepped on Chris's sound playing or because you guys don't have any opinions on what Juju's saying. He says I'm gonna pay 5,000 and the Corvette.

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We did pay both.

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But you were steadfast. Honestly, forget the bet. The bullshit you're trying to do around the Kansas City Chiefs narrative is just. That's that, right? That's actually that it was so bad that it distracted me from your bet manipulation.

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I'm going to press the gas to see if I can escalate the stakes on this. And it's weird to me that you guys would be so resentful of my public position when you guys are gambling for $5,000 of Nick Wright's money today because of it. Like, it's weird to me that you would get upset with me when it results in $5,000. Possibly for you, like.

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Nah, some.

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It's a billionaire poker game.

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That. That.

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To be honest, he shouldn't even be probably playing. Tony, he said that you're scary on the pot. No, no, I'm trying to know.

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You're not. I'm pot committed.

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You're not armed out because you and Dan killed. But I have the Corvette, though.

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But juju can be in.

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Nick Wright just offered you all a thousand dollars, I'm assuming. Are you guys cutting out Tony and saying it's 12.50 for you guys?

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Tony is out.

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Yeah, I can't be out.

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I mean, he's out.

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I'm in.

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Ot out.

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Craig took his spot.

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I'm in. I'm giving my money to charity.

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Mike, do you want to reach out to Nick Wright and ask him who's ent to the five grand that some might get this evening as you guys condemn me for my terrible takes that result in money falling out of the sky for you? Possibly.

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I will reach out, but I'll make sure to say Tony's out. Right.

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Question.

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No, you can't. You can't leave the witness like that. Objection. Tony's out.

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Louis wants a cut now, right? He did say Louis's name.

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Yeah.

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All right, so it's juju, Tony, Jeremy, Mike, Billy and myself.

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Greg.

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That's right, Dan. You owe me the Corvette then.

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Oh, I forgot Louis.

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And Louis, if he's willing to give you the corvette, if I give him. If I take juju up on him and give him the $5,000 and a Corvette, then he's got to be willing to give the Corvette to either you even easier or Greg Cody if we get the vin number of his.

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Got the money, though.

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He can't get the money in the Corvette.

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I thought I was being given my original Corvette.

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It depends on if we can get it. You weren't even able to produce the VIN number when I asked your wife and your son for it.

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So you didn't ask me. I'm on the case now.

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Greg knows. Yeah.

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Yeah. Then numbers. Probably should have committed it to memory. My VIN number.

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VIN numbers, PIN numbers. What's the difference? What's your pin actually, so that Greg so Dan could find the. The Corvette. It's numbers redundant, right?

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The. Is it? Yeah, I guess it is. Like ATM machine is also redundant. What is more redundant? Put it on the poll. Juju at Le Batar show VIN number or ATM machine? Can you tell me juju whether or not it was uneventful to see the Aces win in four games? It was funny to see Kathy Engelbert booed, but I was hoping for just slightly more drama than the best player is the best player. And that team is winning the championship easily after a very difficult season in which it didn't look like they were going to make it all look that easy.

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Right? I would also like to add nice ascot today. You look like you smell like your cologne is made with bits of real. Panther salute to you, brother.

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Thank you.

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But yeah, I think the Aces, they show resilience throughout the season, even when in laws and defeat. Once Jewel Lloyd decided, you know what, I'm gonna come off the bench, the entire season turned around. Seventeen wins in a row. And you was right, bruh. Kathy Engelbert was booed. But I'm gonna take it further. I think this is the loudest boo in recorded history. Video team, do you have the video of Miss Kathy getting booed?

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Dang.

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Drowned out.

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Can't even hear the microphone. It's safe to say that she needs to watch her back when it comes to these CBA negotiations, everything. Nobody's on her side anymore. But yeah, congratulations to the Aces pulled it out. Dynasty now confirmed. Dynasty. Just like whenever the warriors won in 2021 or so. Confirmed. Dynasty now. Salute.

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Dan. Before we get out of here, we mentioned our Miller Light watch party. On October 30, I want to announce the winner of our Miller Light Weekend observations prediction pool. Congratulations to Christy from Buda, Texas. She is this year's winner. She and a guest are heading to Miami to hang out with us in studio and join us on October 30th for our Miller Light Watch party. Let's go, Christy. Shout out. Maybe. You know what? I see a pronunciation thing at the bottom. Biota, what did I say?

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You had no confidence and Billy laughed at you the entire Time. The entire time you announced it, Billy was laughing behind you, hoping that it get worse and worse. And you did even worse than he thought you were going to.

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Buddha Texas is what I wanted to say.

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Ray Beyota. They never allow that. But it's Toyota, let me tell you.

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So shout out Christie. We will see you soon.

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Billy. Why were you laughing at Chris? Just because you saw him stick his check chest out as if he was going to confidently say the name of a pronunciation and then just lost confidence as he did it?

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No, I felt bad. That's a tricky one. And the pronunciation underneath isn't. Isn't all that helpful.

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Do we need to know where she's from?

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Like.

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Like I'm just like.

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It's valuable. I wanted to.

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Yeah.

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Greg, if I. Just out of curiosity, let's say I got your ATM card, I just swipe it and then I hit the old 1440. You think anything would happen? No, if I were a guessing man, dude.

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I mean that used to be my go to password for certain things. But no, no longer.

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So don't bother. Yeah, don't bother doing that. Nothing will happen.

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Yeah. Hell no. How dumb would I be to still be using 1440, my childhood address? Ridiculous.

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We're going to get to the polls in a second. Why the pen number question? Because we were talking about VIN numbers.

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Is that just a risk fraud for him? Basically just.

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I'm pretty sure all of his passcodes are 1440. I'm going to guess that just one. Before we get to the polls though, Juju, do you have anything in the way of television viewing recommendations for us or the audience?

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Oh my goodness, Dan, I thought you never asked. You know, I like to update the audience every now and then on what to be watching, what you should be watching at home right now. So here's the top five shows. If you in the show hole right now, you don't have anything to watch. Watch one of these five shows ASAP or all five. Number five, Gen V. Welcome back. Great show. If you like the boys, you'll love Gen V. Number four, Slow Horses are Back.

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That's a good. That's a good apple show. It's slow at the beginning, but it's good.

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Yeah, well, it's in the title.

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The Slough House. Also number three, the lowdown.

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Is that hawk. Yeah, that's Hulu, right? I couldn't. I couldn't get into that.

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Yeah, it's pretty good. Stick with it, Dan.

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Flexing here like, oh, that's apple. That's Hulu. Just flexing on Us over here.

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You guys haven't seen any of these things, though, because I'm always on the hunt for some of the things that juju is recommending. Which one's Gen Z? Is that hbo? Max?

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It's Prime Video, Jim V. Yes, sir. Number two task.

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Where's that Dan Max?

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Yeah.

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Oh, my gosh.

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And number one, of course, the peacemaker.

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I thought that eagle was real at the beginning. I thought. I thought they trained an eagle to do that, that John Cena had personally trained an eagle to do that. Let's update the polls at LeBatard show.

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In a game of violence, should you ever fear the guy named Lad McConkey, the mayor of Key West, 71% of the audience says, no, you should not. Right quick, Jeremy. Last night, Cal Riley was safe earlier in that.

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Yeah, they absolutely should have challenged that.

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100.

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Okay.

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Yeah, you're. You're totally right. He was safe. And it. It could have changed everything.

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Exactly. I was like, what? Neither here nor there. Does lad McConkey sound like the name of a mayor of Key West? 90% of the audience says, yes, he does.

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Damn.

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Does Baker Mayfield look like he would kill it at Gasparilla? 93% of the audience says, yes, he does.

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Such a good call. He really does look more like Tampa than. He even looks like a buccaneer.

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Do you know any Black Ethan's.

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Yeah, 100%.

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89% of the audience says, no, they do not.

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You. Do you know any?

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I don't. I never heard of one. I thought about it when he said, I'm like, yeah, of course, Ethan. Oh, yeah. I don't. Salute. Also, rest in peace to Diane Keaton.

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Yeah.

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Legend. And also, happy birthday to Uncle Dick Cody. A belated birthday. Greg. Salute.

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Thank you.

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Yes.

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To him.

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I don't care.

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Good. Very much.

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How old is she?

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80.

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I got multiple texts this week about how good looking Uncle Dick was like in the picture that Yeti put out. And my dad got. My dad got a little jealous of this and put out an older photo of Uncle Dick where he doesn't look as good. That's how I took that photo.

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It was a more recent photo because.

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Me and Yeti were in the group chat with my dad being like, wow, people are thinking, Uncle Dick is really good looking. And you. And then right after that, my dad puts out a photo of current Uncle Dick.

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No, no, it wasn't current. It was when I was, like, 25. And he'd have been, like, 35.

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But it's more of the Dick we know these Days.

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That's true. Yeah.

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Nice move, Greg. Last poll. Who here has worn a butt plug? 92% of the audience says, not me. And those are yours.

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There he is.

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There's.

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We have good looking Uncle Dick right here. I mean, look at this guy.

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Yes. Lifelong bachelor Uncle Dick.

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Older siblings are usually better looking.

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One of the strangest human beings to ever walk the earth.

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Nice bow tie.

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Let's hear from Aaron Glenn. Here again, the reminder. The jets played the single worst passing game you've ever seen in your life. A negative 10 yards. When you consider 9 sacks and 45 total yards passing. It seems like I didn't actually watch much of this game, but it seems like Patrick Certain is good and that Garrett Wilson and no other number one wide receiver is going to do anything against Patrick Certain. But let's listen to the sound of Aaron Glenn truly mystified by why anybody would ask him if he thought about changing quarterbacks. A.J. i understand you.

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You probably want to watch the film.

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Yeah.

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But Justin's numbers are not good from this game. Is he going to be your quarterback next week or would you consider.

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What kind of question is that?

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Look, he did not have a good game. I mean, I think it's a fair question.

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There's a number of guys that, you know, I mean, sometimes this, this league is like this. And there are guys that have bad games. That doesn't mean you just bench them. Come on, you know better than that.

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Yeah, it had.

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The struggles have been. I mean, you guys are on six, though. Like, this isn't, you know, a team that's two and three or three and three and the quarterback has a bad game.

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It's.

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And Justin's played a role in some of these offensive struggles.

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Everybody played a role in that. So it's not just Justin, because I understand where you guys are trying to take this, but listen, there's a number of. Of other guys that, you know, got.

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To pick their game up too.

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So I don't want to sit there and pin this all on Justin.

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Tyrod Taylor is going to start for them. They're going to announce it on Wednesday. Right.

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Never been more sure in my entire life.

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Episode description

"If I were a guessing man..."

JuJu has some TV shows to recommend and some polls to update, but first, it's time for the Joker of the Week. Also, Billy exposes Greg Cote.
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