Transcript of Postgame Show: C.O.W.D.I.I.

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As we do this coast to coast here, I want all of our cameras in Los Angeles, Miami, everywhere we have cameras. I want them focused in right now on the face of one Lucy Rodine because we have not been able to cut her. Here the news of her going out to Colorado, seeing an exciting game that Mike is dying to talk about because he's never been such a big Stanford fan. And Lucy, somehow I want the advice of the people in this room. Lucy, somehow because she lost a glove. I don't know how you lose a single glove while out in the cold. She left the Colorado game when it was 29 to nothing in favor of Colorado as Shadoor Sanders at halftime was updating his merch store in the locker room. She left and didn't do her job in the second half. And I'd love to know what the explanation for this is. I'd also love the group in here to help decide what her punishment should be for just failing to execute her job in the second half.

I would like to defend Lucy for a moment as someone who only has single gloves of a pair of glove. Like, I'll have a left hand of one, a right hand of another, never identified with anything more than losing one glove. Also, they're up 29.

You're like, wow, it's a very stu gott's move, Dan.

I respect it.

I'm proud of her.

Dan, I know how much you love Colorado. I didn't want you to have to see them lose. I did it for you.

I'm glad that you've had four days to work on your excuse and that's the best that you can come up with. I actually understand what Charlote is saying having mismatched gloves at home. I don't understand how you lose a glove in the first half when you're cold. That's the part I don't know how it happened.

I know how it happened. So I have a nice pair of gloves and they don't have like the little finger tap thing. So when I had to post on social, I had to take a glove off to use my phone. And I believe that when I was filming something, the glove fell off. I continued to go. Then the glove was gone and I knew I wasn't going to get it back.

So it's your fault, Dan. She was posting social for the Dan Levitard show.

You her gloves?

Yeah, you do.

I wanted it to be like I took the glove off to post something and then a blizzard came and just blew the glove away up into the sky. And I said, well, that one's not coming back.

I just want to understand the decision making a little better. So your right hand then got cold and you decided, I quit. I am no longer going to do what I was sent here to do.

Would you have quit if it were 130.

No, I wouldn't have quit if it were 130. So it was 29 nothing at that point. I wasn't leaving. I was going to the press box because it was so cold. So I was in the press box and nothing was happening. And I leave Iowa games early all the time and they have never come back from being they have never come back from being down.

Iowa is not real life.

It is. And they're going to the playoffs, so you need to accept it right now.

They are.

They are going to the College Football Playoff. I know it.

You're welcome. And then I got mustard all over my sweatshirt and it was just I wasn't having a good time. I wasn't having a good time. The game felt over. We left. The game was not over. It was a mistake. I'm sorry. I will accept whatever punishment is given to me.

Take me through, though, the horror and the darkness of arriving in your hotel room and now watching the Comeback. Take me through what it is that you were feeling when you realized the error of your ways.

I texted my old coworkers and I was like, I might need my job back soon. I might be getting fired. For wasn't when we were in the car on the way to Denver because that's where we were staying, I was like, hey, guys, Stanford's coming back. Stanford's coming back right now. But don't worry, I think we're good. Once we were in the hotel, I was like, this is only going to end one way.

It's going to end with me getting.

Embarrassed and I should be embarrassed. I felt bad, but then I thought the videos I filmed in the hotel room were funny, so I felt less bad. But then people were mean to me online, so I felt more bad. It was a roller coaster of emotions.

Lucy, what you should have done is you sent a message on Instagram, I'm going to continue this on Threads and then just live tweet the game from your hotel room without letting anyone know that you actually left a heady play.

I could have lied. I realized that when I was back in my hotel room. I was like, I could have lied and totally been away and no one would have known. But I already posted about it, so I would have lied. I don't want you to think I would have been honest. That was not the play. I just simply had already said it.

I would argue is the better content play in the long run, though, not to thank you.

No. Having cameras there to capture the people, the student body of having Lucy be in that building, having to process everything that just went down. No, that would have been great content. Much better than Lucy in her hotel room.

What are we doing?

We wouldn't be talking about it today.

If she had spectacular video from boulder.

We'D be talking about the video.

Probably not.

Mike, what you're saying is it would have been better had she not left. We're saying would have been better for her to lie and act like she had not left and just pretend. And I think I kind of feel.

Like I think Mike is also biased here. He wanted Lucy's coverage of the single happiest moment of his sports life.

I had a rough week leading up to that. I texted Jess immediately following, hey, do you want to go shopping and relive some of Lucy's Instagram posts? Read them aloud. Let's have a fun day. But no, you robbed me of seeing sad Colorado faces.

I would never turn down a shopping spree, mike I said yes.

It was such an embarrassing look. Lucy and I don't know what the punishment should be because you're already going to so many Iowa events. That would be the punishment that I would come up with.

I was told that Lucy was not the only person that left a college football game early this weekend.

How about that?

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm very intrigued here.

I was told that one. Mike left in the third quarter of the um and North Carolina game.

But what if they would have come?

Did I did leave the game?

How the turns have tabled.

I did.

Did you lose a glove, Mike?

Wow.

Did you get dirty with mustard? I think, lucy I lost a lot.

More than a glove. But also, I wasn't being paid by Metalark Media to be there for the entirety of the game. I was actually being paid to La. With a 03:30, a.m. Wake up call. So, yeah, I left early.

What a hero.

Thank you.

He left early because he needed to be here.

Needed to be here.

I left early because I had another event there.

That's a record for hats away from the mic. It sounds like a soundboard. Is Jeremy the bear of bad news?

I see Cody there.

That makes me happy.

Greg, usually by this time in the.

Show, we have noticed a lapse in.

Your stamina over the course of the.

Last couple of months.

Correct.

How are you doing right now? Usually at this time in the show.

You are pretty disoriented. How are you holding up?

How did you do today?

Was there a back in my day today?

In spirit, there was there was no back in my day, technically, because you weren't here. So in your honor, I did not do a back. What was the acronym? You had an acronym for it. It's C-O-W-D-I-I only when Dan is in Right?

I should be offended by that.

Silent. C silent O-W-D-I? Only when Dan is in. But to answer your question, so your.

Theory is right, Dan, he's starting to.

Fade a little bit. Look at here. I am full of vitality. I am full of vitality. Dick Vitality. Yes.

Dan, I'll have you know that Greg is a best selling author, right?

And Ron McGill, they have a book out.

It's number one on the charts. Greg, what was the C going to stand for? I want to know what does the C stand for on why we didn't get a back in my day today.

Owdi. Only when Dan is in misread his.

O.

Yeah, it's a new acronym. It hasn't even been patented yet. I've trademarked it. Like Dion Sanders. I'm trademarking everything I say, so we'll see if it wait a minute.

I'm on to you guys. You guys got a soundboard there that not only has the stugats, but also has the stugats fake laugh in it. I've missed that the last couple of days. Why didn't we bring that with us? You still can't pay me double.

I mean, what.

Greg, how did you do today? And Chris chris, I want to put that question to you right after your father answers it.

I think it was an award winning performance by me. I don't know if they give out.

Specific awards mark Coney's yeah.

For something like that. But if they did, I'd feel pretty good about really? He was bad.

This is honestly the nicest Chris has been to his dad in months. I don't think he was critical of his dad once today, except when he.

Just said he was bad.

Well, other than that, he was pretty nice to you today.

Yeah.

How did the bear of bad news hold up under one of these punishments when all of these punishments are usually a lot worse than we ever think they are when we're choosing them?

That's accurate. I've got good news. As the bearer of bad news, I'm alive. But other than that, this has not been a lot of fun. You can see the sadness through the costume. It's just simply not fun. I'm not having a good day.

You can see because his mouth is not working, he does look like an incredibly sad bear.

Jeremy, type on the computer again. It's fun to watch him type. There you go. Thank you. This is a nightmare.

Oh, boy.

Billy, how did you get out of jury duty? It seems like you've arrived in a number of different circumstances where you're getting called for jury duty more than the rest of us combined.

Yeah, I served last year, so I didn't even think that they could call me for jury duty so soon again. But I was there yesterday. I finally got released at 415. I played the quiet strategy at first and didn't say anything, and that didn't work. And I was still there amongst the last round of jurors. So then I just started asking a lot of questions, and I think that that's what finally had them send me home.

I feel like jury duty should be like hard knocks rules. Like, if you've been there in the last two years.

I thought that's what it was. I thought that if you serve on a jury, I thought that you couldn't go.

But that was a criminal one, right?

This was civil. This is different.

Yeah.

There's federal and county now.

Billy, question for you. Did you ever feel like you were in the show jury duty when you were on jury duty?

No.

But you want to know a fun fact? So Sullivan reached out to Ronald, the guy from the show. And no lie, ronald told us he could not appear on the show in solidarities with the actors. He is on strike.

Ronald good guy.

Ron is not a scab.

Yeah.

He's also not an actor, so it's weird.

Well, he kind of is.

You think he's a SAG member?

100%.

No, I think you have to have two speaking roles. Two titled speaking roles to be in SAG.

Thank you, guys for carrying the content load over the last couple of days. We'll have more and more coming out of Los Angeles in the next couple of days. Jessica, what would be your assessment of the last couple of days? I can tell it's a lot more relaxed. It's a lot looser. I can tell that everyone seems a great deal happier to have both me and Mike gone, except for Jeremy.

Well, you just said it for me.

So he's going to breathe that big penis energy. Hey, Desmond.