Transcript of Postgame Show: Amin Runs Out of Material

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We've got a whole bunch of fun people in town. I've told you before, DraftKings is the best partner that we've ever had. They are part of helping us throw this watch party tonight, the Miller Light Watch Party that we're doing in Kendall for Dolphins and Ravens. It's a costume party. It's a block party. Everybody in Miami is welcome. We will be there all evening. Our winners of recent contests are also in town for this. Christie from Buddha, Texas, won the Weekend Observations Prediction Pool. Yeah, good Good job. James Puhl won the March Sadness Tournament, so this is part of the prize. Congratulations to James Puhl. Good job, James. Let's go. Good job. To James Puhl. I heard you guys really excited about some sound. It's not great sound, but it is funny because you can't totally tell what's happening here. But a fan is asking who's number 12 for the Lakers. The Lakers have some injuries. So do the T-Wolves, actually. Anthony Edwards is heard in this clip, but he's hurt as well. The Lakers won last night at Minnesota on that Austin Reeves buzzer beater that devalues both the 40-point game and the 50-point game, even though he didn't have either of those last night.

Dan doesn't want any Rolexes anymore. There are too many Rolexes out there. But Dan, the player in question is Jake Laravia. This is a guy the Lakers were very excited to acquire this offseason, bolstering their roster. He checks into the game. As you mentioned, fannels out who is number 12 with Jake Laravia, and this is what ensues.

Who is number It's very hard to hear in the background, but Anthony Edwards, who's in street calls on the bench, and it's like, has his hand under his chin.

He looks up all of a sudden and said, That's what I'm saying.

He said, I don't know. Who's number 12 for the Lakers? I don't know, says Anthony Edwards.

He also had 27, which is why they were asking who he was.

Who the hell is that guy who's second in scoring for the Lakers? I came here to see Luka and LeBron.

It is one of the great when NBA players are unfamiliar with other NBA players. It's one of my great delights. One of my favorite stories in the world was we're sons, we're playing against the Miami Heat, we're blowing them out. The Garbage Time people are in the game, and Jerold Fitch, I don't know if you guys remember Jerold Fitch, he hits a jumper in front of our bench and starts talking. And Eddie House stands up and says, MF, are you even make our board? Basically, there was no scouting the board on Jerold Fitch because what's the point?

We're going to get to Thursday Thunder in a second here. We're also going to get to Juju's top 10 sports uniforms ever. Juju has a great deal more style than anyone around here, although I assume that Tony and Damosheck would both object to that contention. Levitard, AF is where you go if you want some of Juju's stylings in our T-shirt and fashion collection. Evidently, Cash Patel is now making another appearance here to object, I guess, to me saying that Juju's got more style than the rest of us?

Juju Gatti and his reign of terror on fashion has come to an end. You can bet on that.

You've really run out of steam on this impersonation.

I forgot to do the eyes, Dan.

You sell it when you do the cross- Eyes. Let's do the Thursday Thunder, please. It works every time when he crosses his eyes. That's right, Dan.

It's Thursday Thunder, and it's presented by DraftKings. Draftkings, the Crown is yours.

Yes, sir. Man, we're going Thursday night football tonight. We're going to all take in this game together, so we're going to all win together in unison tonight, baby. First leg, Mark Andrews. 2. 5 reception. The Immortal. The Immortal. We love him in Buffalo as well. 2. 5 perceptions. We're going over that tonight. Lamar is back, baby. Second leg, Derrick Henry. Any time, touch down. Lock it in, man. Dolphins defense.

It's a good parlay so far. Right.

Third leg, Lamar Jackson over for rush attempts tonight.

Whoa, is that number that low?

That's some juice on that one. I talked to somebody who talked to somebody about that. Got a little juiceky on that one. And the last leg of the parlay, Devon Achan over 12. 5 rush attempts tonight.

How is Lamar Jackson at only four rushing attempts for the game against this defense?

I mean, he's probably not getting odds on that if you just bet it straight up.

Dan, the weather forecast has called for Thursday Thunder, and you can bet on that.

Hey, you felt the coolness in the air, boys, when you got out of the house?

That was crazy. You felt the cool, right? I was surprised by that this morning. I was stunned. Wait till tomorrow.

Wait till you go trick-a-treating, Dan. It's going to be cold.

It's going to be cold tomorrow. I was stunned when I went outside today, and I'm like, 73 degrees, brisk.

My car isn't boiling at 6: 00 in the morning.

All right, this is the postgame show, so I'm usually at the crib doing this. I'm going to bring something. I got a topic that I wanted to bring up. From last night, Yesavich. I did not know that brother was 22 years old. I'm going to put my hand up and say, I can never tell how old Caucasians are. I offense. Is that as 25 years old or is he 70? I got to get that.

We didn't talk enough about Yesavich. Earlier this year, he started pitching in single A in front of 300 people. Jeremy told me 15 times last night. I bet that's nuts. That's just crazy. How are you going to explain that a single A pitcher took out the modern day Babe Ruth? When you have to explain this to your kids, the way that they talked about Babe Ruth, your great-grandparents talked about Babe Ruth.

Shohe Ohtani, could not tame you, Savage. You can bet on that.

Let's do top 10 sports Uniforms of all time. You're doing all sports here, Juju. You're doing all of sports.

Yes, sir. All of sports, following the last week's Hiddiest Stealers jerseys. This week, the packer said they want some of that with the blue jersey. So we're going to give some A credit to some people today.

Are the Dolphins doing some bullshit tonight with the Thursday?

I hope not.

Good question, Taz.

Number 10, the 1998-99 Florida Panthers Uniforms. The Blues.

Oh, yes. Fire.

Stunning.

I remember being in college and people wearing that. I didn't even know what it was.

I was like, That looks cool. Who can name all five guys? I'd do it so easily.

Melon B in the middle, Niedermier, Bill Lindsay.

I don't know the other two. Paul Oz, Gordon Murphy.

Oh, look, the team that almost ruined hockey along with the New Jersey Devils.

Yo, I mean, win a game seven on Home Ice, Dave.

You had Lemu and Jogger.

You had Lemu and Jogger. Too soon.

Number nine. It's regular, but they are hard. The Cincinnati Bingo's jerseys. The Black ones.

Gamasheck making the smell of a man who's walked into a bathroom that still has an odor. E.

Bias guy, dude. What? Bias.

Every AFC North you hate.

I'm on to you, buddy. First of all, regarding your earlier charge that I'm biased against the Patriots. No, I'm a man of justice. The tuck rule then was followed by, we now know what's now known as Spygate, but they had videotape of the Stealers off offense, and they had video tape of the Rams offense. That's a crime, man. Your honor. That's a pigskin crime. Your honor. Meantime, another crime is in the top 10 of all time in the history of people, the Cincinnati Daddy Bangle's jersey is one of the top 10.

Sheesh. With the helmet, though. He's going with the helmet. He's not just the Jersey.

Now, you're listening. Don't make your own list. We need a ruling from Judge Zaz. Is Tony right? Is he biased?

Dave, your favorite team plays in the AFC North, also known as Black and Blue division. That means you're biased.

Prejudice. You don't know Dem Damoshek then because- You're in contemptive court.

What are you doing?

Giveable.

I have important work to do here.

Get this man out of my court.

Your honor?

I need to be here to play devil's damage.

Get this man out of my court. I will not have this. You will not make a mockery. The Honorable Judge.

Your days of damning this show have come to an end. This memorment, kid, in cold blood.

Get out.

I told you, I found this guy on 30 seconds. Every take is tainted by stealers or by some Pittsburgh thing.

Also, how old is Dave? Is he 40 or 70? Number 8, the Las Vegas or Oakland Raiders uniform. Clams. Classic. Very classic. Number 7, regular, but I like them. We changed the name for a great reason. We should not call them that anymore, but Sean Taylor's jersey, Awesome.

It's a beautiful jersey, beautiful helmet.

Yes, sir. Number 6, the LA Dodgers. Classic jerseys right now. Number 5, Jamal Anderson, the Dirty Bird. Absolutely. Yes, sir.

Juju's got some classic bias here. You are not taking a lot of fashion chances. You are going with uniforms that are classically elegant.

Yeah, respectable. Number 4, the Darryl Strawberry Metz era with the pants stripes. Look at the stripe on the pants.

Classy.

Number 3, Oregon If you're in a jersey, choose one.

They changed the game, right? They are responsible in college football for changing all uniforms. Are they not? Hell, yeah.

I think there's a game, and then there's Oregon. They elevated the game where it's like, Yeah, we're just going to make jersey for every single game and never repeat one single jersey because we just make all the jerseys.

Because we're Nike? Because we're Nike, yeah. Because we know how to do this.

Number two, the Michael Jordan era, black with the pinstripes on on I like them.

Really? I don't know if I can follow you down this path.

Would you like them if those weren't the three guys wearing the uniform? There we are. That's what's happened there. That's a bias of Pippin, Jordan, and Rodman.

Show me Jud Bushler.

Luke Longley and Bill Wennington.

Number one, the Orlando Magic Shaq and Penny era. That's good.

And Larry Kriestobiak in the background. Oh, wait, no, we switched the thing. The black one. There he is, Larry Kriestobiak.

Your enthusiasm is more than the Kostubiaks have when he comes home after a long journey where they thought he was lost at sea. Your enthusiasm for seeing Kostubiak has no measure. How is it that you do the whole show as Cash Patel, and that's what creates enthusiasm for you?

Because you've run out of material.