Transcript of TCB Infomercial w. Dulce Sloan

Now, I don't know if you know how they make PBR, but they take mobile homes and juice them trailers single wide. Every PBR is 60% trailer juice, 40% unfiltered water. And you know I'm right. Cause every time your John Havin ass took a sip, you're like, what is. What is that? That teen pregnancy? What am I tasting?

What is this?

White poverty? What is voting like, I just keep meeting crazy chicks, and I'm like, no, maybe you're the crazy one, dude. How is it. How is it that every girl that you run into is crazy?I do have an opinion on the crazy chick thing. Here's my thing.Go.It's. I'm notDo not come up to me. If you not pay half my mortgage, don't even. Don't even. Don't waste my time and yours. Don't do it. Don't do it. I have to answer to my mother and I have to pay these bills. If you cannot pay half my mortgage, your draws can't be in my house or on anybody's floor.Exactly.Truthful with it. Because most people.Yeah, that's a baseline.Baseline. Because here's the truth of the matter. Most people get divorced because of finances, not because they fell out alert, not because somebody cheated, not because it's the number one reason people get divorced. Their irreconcilable differences are financial.Yeah yeah, it's true. It's. It's irreconcilable differences. And when people say they take that down on another level, it's about communication and the finances. When. When psychiatrists or psychologists digged into that, it really has to do with the communication. Can you talk about the problems when they show up like fucking grown adults or are you gonna be a little child and just stick your head in the hole? I choose to stick my head in the hole, but, you know, I got a wife, so what can I do?I mean, listen, as long as if her head is in that hole with you, then, hey, it is. It is.She's. She's venezuelan on your hole. Yeah, she keeps me in check, that's for sure. She's spicy. She keeps me in check. Dulce Sloan is on the Daily show. She has a new. What's the name of the movie coming out? When does it come out? I don't we literally just finished.We just not even a week ago. So to tell you that, oh, I would be lying. Yeah. Cause, you know, I don't know.Yeah.Look for her.She has giggle gloss, which is lip gloss.I'm buying it today.You're buying? I' it. You know what I mean?Absolutely.This boy takes you out. This boy has the d. You know, this just. This dude you just hang out with to keep your car fixed. So. And together, those three dudes make one man.You're like, I got it all. I just need to visit a couple places.I just gotta put some gas in this car, and I can go to a papa doe's, get some good d and get my brakes done.Good old papa dos.Do you know there's a nice. I didn't. I only thought it was Atlanta. I was in. I was in Austin. Cause you know how the papa does in Norcross is next to the jury inn.Oh, yeah.Yep, yep.Yeah. I was in Austin, and I was like, oh, a papa dose. And I was like, a jury in. I was like, wait, are these affiliated? And I didn't. I said, this is a wild coincidence, and I don't know if it is a coincidence. That's on my business. It was.It's a real estate thing. They buy the real estate under it, and then the same management company. I think you're right, because, you know, there's one here. So there's the one in Norcross, and then there's the one in Roswell, Alpharetta area. They also have a motel. I don't know if it's a drew or inn, but they also have a hotel motel that's sitting on right next to their property. Also.It's.I think this is.It feeds.No, no, no. What it is. What it is is whoever owns a papa dose is smart, because he knows that you don't spent these coins.Yes.Yep.Wow. You know what? That's why I say more hotels. Because, like, you know some of those hotels that have, like, the little. What? Shit. What's it called? Like, the fancy word? Like a livery or something like that?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Yes.Well, they have, like, the little, like, snack area, and they're like, oh, here's some Tylenol and some pepto Bismol. I'm like, y'all ain't got no condoms in here? And they're like, well, we don't want anything. And I was just like, you know we're in a hotel, right? Yeah.You know that a lot of people come here just to fuck, right? You get that, don't you?How you losing out on this? I would make Hilton brand condoms. What are you talking about?I know, exactly.I have it in one hotel. It was a high end hotel, and it just had this little black box that was on the minibar, and it was just like a lover's hit or something. So they went way in the opposite direction. So we just. They're like, oh, it's a little blindfold and fuzzy handcuffs. And I was like, see, this is too far.Yeah, that's too far. To Jamaica. I went to Jamaica, and they had condoms and lube, and I thought, hey.When I went to Spain, they had condoms in one of the hotels. Also, like, one of the fancier hotels, they had condoms just like you. Just like a little black box. It had condoms and a couple of other things.No handcuffs and blindfolds, though.I wish I had handcuffs and blindfolds. Would have made Spain a lot more interesting for someone. Probably not me, but that's hilarious.My brother just went to Spain. He said it was. I don't. I really have no desire to go to Europe on vacation. I've been to London, I've been to Scotland. I'm good. Yeah, I'm all right. I've heard. I've never heard people talk about Paris. I'm like, ugh. Like, my mom went to Paris for church and I was like, mama, how was it? She said, I never need to go back. So I don't know if, like, I would love to go to South Korea. I've been Australia. I truly don't want to go. It's, um. It was the most underwhelming experience. Them Hemsworth are a lie. They took the most attractive ones they had and showed them to us. Like, they're the most extra regular looking people. I was like, okay, cool. Those are upside down whites up too. And I gotta say, I was like, I'm really good. I'm really all right. But, like, I just don't. I mean, I guess I wanna go to Greece. I don't. I really have no.Italy's great. I have to say, Italy's beautiful.I really don't have it to go to that entire continent. Yeah, I've seen what their descendants do. I'm truly all right. I think I met.Listen, we see that. Obviously we have different perspectives. And I would tell you to go to Spain because it's a wonderful, beautiful place, but I speak the language and I look like them. So, you know, it might be different for me, but my wife is also half Spanish. So it's like, you know, for me it feels like home because we have people there that we know they can take us around. And, you know, you kind of feel you're like, in the culture already when you get there.Listen, if I go to the Dominican Republic, I know what time it is. You know what I mean? Like, they're not letting me back off that island. Like, I saw somebody asked me, like, because someone was like, would you go to the Dominican Republic? I said, I don't know, cuz if I lose my passport, they're not letting me off that island. Like, that's not happening. I speak Spanish. My name is Dulce. I'm gonna be at the embassy. And I'm like, no, I'm an American. They're like, what's your name? I'm gonna go say, like, bitch, stop playing. Like. And all of a sudden now I live in Dominican Republic, so, like, stuck. But, like, I've been to Turks and Caicos. I want to go back. I've been to Puerto Rico. That was beautiful. I've been to the Bahamas. Gorgeous.Gorgeous.But, like, Germany. Jamaica's great, but, like, Germany for what?For what?For why?I'm starting to wonder for what? Either. I went over there to go to a theme park. I was there for, like, three days. I went over there and, yeah, Germany's lovely. Is. I'm sure it's wonderful and great, but. But it's not someplace that I, like, have to go to again. I think I'm.I go to Indiana first. I'm really. All right.All right. Dulce sloan. Dulcesaloan.com. that's where you get your tickets to her tour. You can also buy her book on Amazon or wherever else you get your books. And check out giggle gloss, which we were talking about before. Dulce Sloan, daily Show author.And I' Thank you very much to Dulce for coming.Yeah, congratulations to her too, for her upcoming projects.Oh, yes. Projects she cannot speak about.She's all over the place.She really is all over the place. And she's on tour right now. So you go to dulce sloan.com. that's Dulce Sloan sloan.com. and you can get her tickets. Make sure you use the links that are provided on her website. Do not go anywhere else. Before she came on air, she told a story about how one of sister, her sister got taken for like $300.Because she's a fake Ticketmaster website.Yeah, she like googled Dulce Sloan and wherever, Pennsylvania, Philly, whatever it was. And she ended up buying tickets to the show. But the tickets weren't real and she paid $300 for them, $150 per ticket or something like that. And Dulce was like, sister, where did you think it would cost $150 to come see me? Like, that's just crazy. But anyway, it was a big hubble. So make sure if you're going to go see Dulce, she's touring throughout the rest of the year. What you can do is just go to her website and click on that link for that city. And that way you get taken to the right place. Also check her out on the Daily show and on the great north. Yeah, she's also got a book if you want to go read that book. All right. Thank you, Dulce. We certainly do appreciate your time. Here's a little, like, behind the scenes with Dulce. We had been trying to get Dulce in the studio for like, six months. No joke. It's just not worked out for whatever reason. And back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. So we were really happy that we finally got a chance to connect with her.Yeah, yeah.So thank you very much to her and her team and our team and everybody for setting our team, for setting that up. Thank you, Astrid, for setting that up. We certainly do appreciate it. And we are also going to be going out live on tour, if that's what you want to call it. It's kind of like that tour my friend has where he shows up on open mics. Seven open mics in the same city. It says in each city we're going to the funny bone to do Monday night. Nothing like a Monday night at the comedy club. No, I'm kidding. We're gonna be real places.We're just trying to get all the details down.Yeah, we want to get the details down before we sell you the tickets so that you don't pay $300. Of course, no one would pay three.Maybe to buy it out.Yeah, shut us up. You can advertise for the rest of the year for $300. So keep an ear out for those tickets. Go to our socials at the commercial break. We'll announce all of that stuff when the time comes on our socials. First, on our website second, TCBP podcast.com. that's where you get to get all the information about everything that we're doing. You can also get all the audio, all the video, and you get your free sticker. Interact with us. Send us an email at the contact us button on the way. On the website, hit that. If you want your sticker, get the drop down menu where it says, I want my free sticker. Yes, that's where you ask for your sticker. Someone texted us, where on the website do I get my sticker? I'm on the contact us. Okay. It's a drop down menu. I say at every episode, drop the down. I don't know. So hit that drop down button to send us your address and we'll send you a sticker. No charge. It's on us. Don't worry about it. 212433. TCB. That's 212433 TCB. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas, or if you'd like to come to one of our live shows, please let us know so we can be prepared.We're counting also, YouTube.com thecommercialbreak for all of our interviews, selected episodes, and clips. We'd love it if you would subscribe also, Chrissy, that's all I can do for today.I think so.But I'll tell you that I love you.I love you.Best to you and best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Christy and I always say we do say, and we must say goodbye.

like, I just keep meeting crazy chicks, and I'm like, no, maybe you're the crazy one, dude. How is it. How is it that every girl that you run into is crazy?

I do have an opinion on the crazy chick thing. Here's my thing.

Go.

It's. I'm notDo not come up to me. If you not pay half my mortgage, don't even. Don't even. Don't waste my time and yours. Don't do it. Don't do it. I have to answer to my mother and I have to pay these bills. If you cannot pay half my mortgage, your draws can't be in my house or on anybody's floor.Exactly.Truthful with it. Because most people.Yeah, that's a baseline.Baseline. Because here's the truth of the matter. Most people get divorced because of finances, not because they fell out alert, not because somebody cheated, not because it's the number one reason people get divorced. Their irreconcilable differences are financial.Yeah yeah, it's true. It's. It's irreconcilable differences. And when people say they take that down on another level, it's about communication and the finances. When. When psychiatrists or psychologists digged into that, it really has to do with the communication. Can you talk about the problems when they show up like fucking grown adults or are you gonna be a little child and just stick your head in the hole? I choose to stick my head in the hole, but, you know, I got a wife, so what can I do?I mean, listen, as long as if her head is in that hole with you, then, hey, it is. It is.She's. She's venezuelan on your hole. Yeah, she keeps me in check, that's for sure. She's spicy. She keeps me in check. Dulce Sloan is on the Daily show. She has a new. What's the name of the movie coming out? When does it come out? I don't we literally just finished.We just not even a week ago. So to tell you that, oh, I would be lying. Yeah. Cause, you know, I don't know.Yeah.Look for her.She has giggle gloss, which is lip gloss.I'm buying it today.You're buying? I' it. You know what I mean?Absolutely.This boy takes you out. This boy has the d. You know, this just. This dude you just hang out with to keep your car fixed. So. And together, those three dudes make one man.You're like, I got it all. I just need to visit a couple places.I just gotta put some gas in this car, and I can go to a papa doe's, get some good d and get my brakes done.Good old papa dos.Do you know there's a nice. I didn't. I only thought it was Atlanta. I was in. I was in Austin. Cause you know how the papa does in Norcross is next to the jury inn.Oh, yeah.Yep, yep.Yeah. I was in Austin, and I was like, oh, a papa dose. And I was like, a jury in. I was like, wait, are these affiliated? And I didn't. I said, this is a wild coincidence, and I don't know if it is a coincidence. That's on my business. It was.It's a real estate thing. They buy the real estate under it, and then the same management company. I think you're right, because, you know, there's one here. So there's the one in Norcross, and then there's the one in Roswell, Alpharetta area. They also have a motel. I don't know if it's a drew or inn, but they also have a hotel motel that's sitting on right next to their property. Also.It's.I think this is.It feeds.No, no, no. What it is. What it is is whoever owns a papa dose is smart, because he knows that you don't spent these coins.Yes.Yep.Wow. You know what? That's why I say more hotels. Because, like, you know some of those hotels that have, like, the little. What? Shit. What's it called? Like, the fancy word? Like a livery or something like that?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Yes.Well, they have, like, the little, like, snack area, and they're like, oh, here's some Tylenol and some pepto Bismol. I'm like, y'all ain't got no condoms in here? And they're like, well, we don't want anything. And I was just like, you know we're in a hotel, right? Yeah.You know that a lot of people come here just to fuck, right? You get that, don't you?How you losing out on this? I would make Hilton brand condoms. What are you talking about?I know, exactly.I have it in one hotel. It was a high end hotel, and it just had this little black box that was on the minibar, and it was just like a lover's hit or something. So they went way in the opposite direction. So we just. They're like, oh, it's a little blindfold and fuzzy handcuffs. And I was like, see, this is too far.Yeah, that's too far. To Jamaica. I went to Jamaica, and they had condoms and lube, and I thought, hey.When I went to Spain, they had condoms in one of the hotels. Also, like, one of the fancier hotels, they had condoms just like you. Just like a little black box. It had condoms and a couple of other things.No handcuffs and blindfolds, though.I wish I had handcuffs and blindfolds. Would have made Spain a lot more interesting for someone. Probably not me, but that's hilarious.My brother just went to Spain. He said it was. I don't. I really have no desire to go to Europe on vacation. I've been to London, I've been to Scotland. I'm good. Yeah, I'm all right. I've heard. I've never heard people talk about Paris. I'm like, ugh. Like, my mom went to Paris for church and I was like, mama, how was it? She said, I never need to go back. So I don't know if, like, I would love to go to South Korea. I've been Australia. I truly don't want to go. It's, um. It was the most underwhelming experience. Them Hemsworth are a lie. They took the most attractive ones they had and showed them to us. Like, they're the most extra regular looking people. I was like, okay, cool. Those are upside down whites up too. And I gotta say, I was like, I'm really good. I'm really all right. But, like, I just don't. I mean, I guess I wanna go to Greece. I don't. I really have no.Italy's great. I have to say, Italy's beautiful.I really don't have it to go to that entire continent. Yeah, I've seen what their descendants do. I'm truly all right. I think I met.Listen, we see that. Obviously we have different perspectives. And I would tell you to go to Spain because it's a wonderful, beautiful place, but I speak the language and I look like them. So, you know, it might be different for me, but my wife is also half Spanish. So it's like, you know, for me it feels like home because we have people there that we know they can take us around. And, you know, you kind of feel you're like, in the culture already when you get there.Listen, if I go to the Dominican Republic, I know what time it is. You know what I mean? Like, they're not letting me back off that island. Like, I saw somebody asked me, like, because someone was like, would you go to the Dominican Republic? I said, I don't know, cuz if I lose my passport, they're not letting me off that island. Like, that's not happening. I speak Spanish. My name is Dulce. I'm gonna be at the embassy. And I'm like, no, I'm an American. They're like, what's your name? I'm gonna go say, like, bitch, stop playing. Like. And all of a sudden now I live in Dominican Republic, so, like, stuck. But, like, I've been to Turks and Caicos. I want to go back. I've been to Puerto Rico. That was beautiful. I've been to the Bahamas. Gorgeous.Gorgeous.But, like, Germany. Jamaica's great, but, like, Germany for what?For what?For why?I'm starting to wonder for what? Either. I went over there to go to a theme park. I was there for, like, three days. I went over there and, yeah, Germany's lovely. Is. I'm sure it's wonderful and great, but. But it's not someplace that I, like, have to go to again. I think I'm.I go to Indiana first. I'm really. All right.All right. Dulce sloan. Dulcesaloan.com. that's where you get your tickets to her tour. You can also buy her book on Amazon or wherever else you get your books. And check out giggle gloss, which we were talking about before. Dulce Sloan, daily Show author.And I' Thank you very much to Dulce for coming.Yeah, congratulations to her too, for her upcoming projects.Oh, yes. Projects she cannot speak about.She's all over the place.She really is all over the place. And she's on tour right now. So you go to dulce sloan.com. that's Dulce Sloan sloan.com. and you can get her tickets. Make sure you use the links that are provided on her website. Do not go anywhere else. Before she came on air, she told a story about how one of sister, her sister got taken for like $300.Because she's a fake Ticketmaster website.Yeah, she like googled Dulce Sloan and wherever, Pennsylvania, Philly, whatever it was. And she ended up buying tickets to the show. But the tickets weren't real and she paid $300 for them, $150 per ticket or something like that. And Dulce was like, sister, where did you think it would cost $150 to come see me? Like, that's just crazy. But anyway, it was a big hubble. So make sure if you're going to go see Dulce, she's touring throughout the rest of the year. What you can do is just go to her website and click on that link for that city. And that way you get taken to the right place. Also check her out on the Daily show and on the great north. Yeah, she's also got a book if you want to go read that book. All right. Thank you, Dulce. We certainly do appreciate your time. Here's a little, like, behind the scenes with Dulce. We had been trying to get Dulce in the studio for like, six months. No joke. It's just not worked out for whatever reason. And back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. So we were really happy that we finally got a chance to connect with her.Yeah, yeah.So thank you very much to her and her team and our team and everybody for setting our team, for setting that up. Thank you, Astrid, for setting that up. We certainly do appreciate it. And we are also going to be going out live on tour, if that's what you want to call it. It's kind of like that tour my friend has where he shows up on open mics. Seven open mics in the same city. It says in each city we're going to the funny bone to do Monday night. Nothing like a Monday night at the comedy club. No, I'm kidding. We're gonna be real places.We're just trying to get all the details down.Yeah, we want to get the details down before we sell you the tickets so that you don't pay $300. Of course, no one would pay three.Maybe to buy it out.Yeah, shut us up. You can advertise for the rest of the year for $300. So keep an ear out for those tickets. Go to our socials at the commercial break. We'll announce all of that stuff when the time comes on our socials. First, on our website second, TCBP podcast.com. that's where you get to get all the information about everything that we're doing. You can also get all the audio, all the video, and you get your free sticker. Interact with us. Send us an email at the contact us button on the way. On the website, hit that. If you want your sticker, get the drop down menu where it says, I want my free sticker. Yes, that's where you ask for your sticker. Someone texted us, where on the website do I get my sticker? I'm on the contact us. Okay. It's a drop down menu. I say at every episode, drop the down. I don't know. So hit that drop down button to send us your address and we'll send you a sticker. No charge. It's on us. Don't worry about it. 212433. TCB. That's 212433 TCB. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas, or if you'd like to come to one of our live shows, please let us know so we can be prepared.We're counting also, YouTube.com thecommercialbreak for all of our interviews, selected episodes, and clips. We'd love it if you would subscribe also, Chrissy, that's all I can do for today.I think so.But I'll tell you that I love you.I love you.Best to you and best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Christy and I always say we do say, and we must say goodbye.

Do not come up to me. If you not pay half my mortgage, don't even. Don't even. Don't waste my time and yours. Don't do it. Don't do it. I have to answer to my mother and I have to pay these bills. If you cannot pay half my mortgage, your draws can't be in my house or on anybody's floor.

Exactly.

Truthful with it. Because most people.

Yeah, that's a baseline.

Baseline. Because here's the truth of the matter. Most people get divorced because of finances, not because they fell out alert, not because somebody cheated, not because it's the number one reason people get divorced. Their irreconcilable differences are financial.

Yeah yeah, it's true. It's. It's irreconcilable differences. And when people say they take that down on another level, it's about communication and the finances. When. When psychiatrists or psychologists digged into that, it really has to do with the communication. Can you talk about the problems when they show up like fucking grown adults or are you gonna be a little child and just stick your head in the hole? I choose to stick my head in the hole, but, you know, I got a wife, so what can I do?

I mean, listen, as long as if her head is in that hole with you, then, hey, it is. It is.

She's. She's venezuelan on your hole. Yeah, she keeps me in check, that's for sure. She's spicy. She keeps me in check. Dulce Sloan is on the Daily show. She has a new. What's the name of the movie coming out? When does it come out? I don't we literally just finished.

We just not even a week ago. So to tell you that, oh, I would be lying. Yeah. Cause, you know, I don't know.

Yeah.

Look for her.

She has giggle gloss, which is lip gloss.

I'm buying it today.

You're buying? I' it. You know what I mean?Absolutely.This boy takes you out. This boy has the d. You know, this just. This dude you just hang out with to keep your car fixed. So. And together, those three dudes make one man.You're like, I got it all. I just need to visit a couple places.I just gotta put some gas in this car, and I can go to a papa doe's, get some good d and get my brakes done.Good old papa dos.Do you know there's a nice. I didn't. I only thought it was Atlanta. I was in. I was in Austin. Cause you know how the papa does in Norcross is next to the jury inn.Oh, yeah.Yep, yep.Yeah. I was in Austin, and I was like, oh, a papa dose. And I was like, a jury in. I was like, wait, are these affiliated? And I didn't. I said, this is a wild coincidence, and I don't know if it is a coincidence. That's on my business. It was.It's a real estate thing. They buy the real estate under it, and then the same management company. I think you're right, because, you know, there's one here. So there's the one in Norcross, and then there's the one in Roswell, Alpharetta area. They also have a motel. I don't know if it's a drew or inn, but they also have a hotel motel that's sitting on right next to their property. Also.It's.I think this is.It feeds.No, no, no. What it is. What it is is whoever owns a papa dose is smart, because he knows that you don't spent these coins.Yes.Yep.Wow. You know what? That's why I say more hotels. Because, like, you know some of those hotels that have, like, the little. What? Shit. What's it called? Like, the fancy word? Like a livery or something like that?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Yes.Well, they have, like, the little, like, snack area, and they're like, oh, here's some Tylenol and some pepto Bismol. I'm like, y'all ain't got no condoms in here? And they're like, well, we don't want anything. And I was just like, you know we're in a hotel, right? Yeah.You know that a lot of people come here just to fuck, right? You get that, don't you?How you losing out on this? I would make Hilton brand condoms. What are you talking about?I know, exactly.I have it in one hotel. It was a high end hotel, and it just had this little black box that was on the minibar, and it was just like a lover's hit or something. So they went way in the opposite direction. So we just. They're like, oh, it's a little blindfold and fuzzy handcuffs. And I was like, see, this is too far.Yeah, that's too far. To Jamaica. I went to Jamaica, and they had condoms and lube, and I thought, hey.When I went to Spain, they had condoms in one of the hotels. Also, like, one of the fancier hotels, they had condoms just like you. Just like a little black box. It had condoms and a couple of other things.No handcuffs and blindfolds, though.I wish I had handcuffs and blindfolds. Would have made Spain a lot more interesting for someone. Probably not me, but that's hilarious.My brother just went to Spain. He said it was. I don't. I really have no desire to go to Europe on vacation. I've been to London, I've been to Scotland. I'm good. Yeah, I'm all right. I've heard. I've never heard people talk about Paris. I'm like, ugh. Like, my mom went to Paris for church and I was like, mama, how was it? She said, I never need to go back. So I don't know if, like, I would love to go to South Korea. I've been Australia. I truly don't want to go. It's, um. It was the most underwhelming experience. Them Hemsworth are a lie. They took the most attractive ones they had and showed them to us. Like, they're the most extra regular looking people. I was like, okay, cool. Those are upside down whites up too. And I gotta say, I was like, I'm really good. I'm really all right. But, like, I just don't. I mean, I guess I wanna go to Greece. I don't. I really have no.Italy's great. I have to say, Italy's beautiful.I really don't have it to go to that entire continent. Yeah, I've seen what their descendants do. I'm truly all right. I think I met.Listen, we see that. Obviously we have different perspectives. And I would tell you to go to Spain because it's a wonderful, beautiful place, but I speak the language and I look like them. So, you know, it might be different for me, but my wife is also half Spanish. So it's like, you know, for me it feels like home because we have people there that we know they can take us around. And, you know, you kind of feel you're like, in the culture already when you get there.Listen, if I go to the Dominican Republic, I know what time it is. You know what I mean? Like, they're not letting me back off that island. Like, I saw somebody asked me, like, because someone was like, would you go to the Dominican Republic? I said, I don't know, cuz if I lose my passport, they're not letting me off that island. Like, that's not happening. I speak Spanish. My name is Dulce. I'm gonna be at the embassy. And I'm like, no, I'm an American. They're like, what's your name? I'm gonna go say, like, bitch, stop playing. Like. And all of a sudden now I live in Dominican Republic, so, like, stuck. But, like, I've been to Turks and Caicos. I want to go back. I've been to Puerto Rico. That was beautiful. I've been to the Bahamas. Gorgeous.Gorgeous.But, like, Germany. Jamaica's great, but, like, Germany for what?For what?For why?I'm starting to wonder for what? Either. I went over there to go to a theme park. I was there for, like, three days. I went over there and, yeah, Germany's lovely. Is. I'm sure it's wonderful and great, but. But it's not someplace that I, like, have to go to again. I think I'm.I go to Indiana first. I'm really. All right.All right. Dulce sloan. Dulcesaloan.com. that's where you get your tickets to her tour. You can also buy her book on Amazon or wherever else you get your books. And check out giggle gloss, which we were talking about before. Dulce Sloan, daily Show author.And I' Thank you very much to Dulce for coming.Yeah, congratulations to her too, for her upcoming projects.Oh, yes. Projects she cannot speak about.She's all over the place.She really is all over the place. And she's on tour right now. So you go to dulce sloan.com. that's Dulce Sloan sloan.com. and you can get her tickets. Make sure you use the links that are provided on her website. Do not go anywhere else. Before she came on air, she told a story about how one of sister, her sister got taken for like $300.Because she's a fake Ticketmaster website.Yeah, she like googled Dulce Sloan and wherever, Pennsylvania, Philly, whatever it was. And she ended up buying tickets to the show. But the tickets weren't real and she paid $300 for them, $150 per ticket or something like that. And Dulce was like, sister, where did you think it would cost $150 to come see me? Like, that's just crazy. But anyway, it was a big hubble. So make sure if you're going to go see Dulce, she's touring throughout the rest of the year. What you can do is just go to her website and click on that link for that city. And that way you get taken to the right place. Also check her out on the Daily show and on the great north. Yeah, she's also got a book if you want to go read that book. All right. Thank you, Dulce. We certainly do appreciate your time. Here's a little, like, behind the scenes with Dulce. We had been trying to get Dulce in the studio for like, six months. No joke. It's just not worked out for whatever reason. And back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. So we were really happy that we finally got a chance to connect with her.Yeah, yeah.So thank you very much to her and her team and our team and everybody for setting our team, for setting that up. Thank you, Astrid, for setting that up. We certainly do appreciate it. And we are also going to be going out live on tour, if that's what you want to call it. It's kind of like that tour my friend has where he shows up on open mics. Seven open mics in the same city. It says in each city we're going to the funny bone to do Monday night. Nothing like a Monday night at the comedy club. No, I'm kidding. We're gonna be real places.We're just trying to get all the details down.Yeah, we want to get the details down before we sell you the tickets so that you don't pay $300. Of course, no one would pay three.Maybe to buy it out.Yeah, shut us up. You can advertise for the rest of the year for $300. So keep an ear out for those tickets. Go to our socials at the commercial break. We'll announce all of that stuff when the time comes on our socials. First, on our website second, TCBP podcast.com. that's where you get to get all the information about everything that we're doing. You can also get all the audio, all the video, and you get your free sticker. Interact with us. Send us an email at the contact us button on the way. On the website, hit that. If you want your sticker, get the drop down menu where it says, I want my free sticker. Yes, that's where you ask for your sticker. Someone texted us, where on the website do I get my sticker? I'm on the contact us. Okay. It's a drop down menu. I say at every episode, drop the down. I don't know. So hit that drop down button to send us your address and we'll send you a sticker. No charge. It's on us. Don't worry about it. 212433. TCB. That's 212433 TCB. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas, or if you'd like to come to one of our live shows, please let us know so we can be prepared.We're counting also, YouTube.com thecommercialbreak for all of our interviews, selected episodes, and clips. We'd love it if you would subscribe also, Chrissy, that's all I can do for today.I think so.But I'll tell you that I love you.I love you.Best to you and best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Christy and I always say we do say, and we must say goodbye.

it. You know what I mean?

Absolutely.

This boy takes you out. This boy has the d. You know, this just. This dude you just hang out with to keep your car fixed. So. And together, those three dudes make one man.

You're like, I got it all. I just need to visit a couple places.

I just gotta put some gas in this car, and I can go to a papa doe's, get some good d and get my brakes done.

Good old papa dos.

Do you know there's a nice. I didn't. I only thought it was Atlanta. I was in. I was in Austin. Cause you know how the papa does in Norcross is next to the jury inn.

Oh, yeah.

Yep, yep.

Yeah. I was in Austin, and I was like, oh, a papa dose. And I was like, a jury in. I was like, wait, are these affiliated? And I didn't. I said, this is a wild coincidence, and I don't know if it is a coincidence. That's on my business. It was.

It's a real estate thing. They buy the real estate under it, and then the same management company. I think you're right, because, you know, there's one here. So there's the one in Norcross, and then there's the one in Roswell, Alpharetta area. They also have a motel. I don't know if it's a drew or inn, but they also have a hotel motel that's sitting on right next to their property. Also.

It's.

I think this is.

It feeds.

No, no, no. What it is. What it is is whoever owns a papa dose is smart, because he knows that you don't spent these coins.

Yes.

Yep.

Wow. You know what? That's why I say more hotels. Because, like, you know some of those hotels that have, like, the little. What? Shit. What's it called? Like, the fancy word? Like a livery or something like that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes.

Well, they have, like, the little, like, snack area, and they're like, oh, here's some Tylenol and some pepto Bismol. I'm like, y'all ain't got no condoms in here? And they're like, well, we don't want anything. And I was just like, you know we're in a hotel, right? Yeah.

You know that a lot of people come here just to fuck, right? You get that, don't you?

How you losing out on this? I would make Hilton brand condoms. What are you talking about?

I know, exactly.

I have it in one hotel. It was a high end hotel, and it just had this little black box that was on the minibar, and it was just like a lover's hit or something. So they went way in the opposite direction. So we just. They're like, oh, it's a little blindfold and fuzzy handcuffs. And I was like, see, this is too far.

Yeah, that's too far. To Jamaica. I went to Jamaica, and they had condoms and lube, and I thought, hey.

When I went to Spain, they had condoms in one of the hotels. Also, like, one of the fancier hotels, they had condoms just like you. Just like a little black box. It had condoms and a couple of other things.

No handcuffs and blindfolds, though.

I wish I had handcuffs and blindfolds. Would have made Spain a lot more interesting for someone. Probably not me, but that's hilarious.

My brother just went to Spain. He said it was. I don't. I really have no desire to go to Europe on vacation. I've been to London, I've been to Scotland. I'm good. Yeah, I'm all right. I've heard. I've never heard people talk about Paris. I'm like, ugh. Like, my mom went to Paris for church and I was like, mama, how was it? She said, I never need to go back. So I don't know if, like, I would love to go to South Korea. I've been Australia. I truly don't want to go. It's, um. It was the most underwhelming experience. Them Hemsworth are a lie. They took the most attractive ones they had and showed them to us. Like, they're the most extra regular looking people. I was like, okay, cool. Those are upside down whites up too. And I gotta say, I was like, I'm really good. I'm really all right. But, like, I just don't. I mean, I guess I wanna go to Greece. I don't. I really have no.

Italy's great. I have to say, Italy's beautiful.

I really don't have it to go to that entire continent. Yeah, I've seen what their descendants do. I'm truly all right. I think I met.

Listen, we see that. Obviously we have different perspectives. And I would tell you to go to Spain because it's a wonderful, beautiful place, but I speak the language and I look like them. So, you know, it might be different for me, but my wife is also half Spanish. So it's like, you know, for me it feels like home because we have people there that we know they can take us around. And, you know, you kind of feel you're like, in the culture already when you get there.

Listen, if I go to the Dominican Republic, I know what time it is. You know what I mean? Like, they're not letting me back off that island. Like, I saw somebody asked me, like, because someone was like, would you go to the Dominican Republic? I said, I don't know, cuz if I lose my passport, they're not letting me off that island. Like, that's not happening. I speak Spanish. My name is Dulce. I'm gonna be at the embassy. And I'm like, no, I'm an American. They're like, what's your name? I'm gonna go say, like, bitch, stop playing. Like. And all of a sudden now I live in Dominican Republic, so, like, stuck. But, like, I've been to Turks and Caicos. I want to go back. I've been to Puerto Rico. That was beautiful. I've been to the Bahamas. Gorgeous.

Gorgeous.

But, like, Germany. Jamaica's great, but, like, Germany for what?

For what?

For why?

I'm starting to wonder for what? Either. I went over there to go to a theme park. I was there for, like, three days. I went over there and, yeah, Germany's lovely. Is. I'm sure it's wonderful and great, but. But it's not someplace that I, like, have to go to again. I think I'm.

I go to Indiana first. I'm really. All right.

All right. Dulce sloan. Dulcesaloan.com. that's where you get your tickets to her tour. You can also buy her book on Amazon or wherever else you get your books. And check out giggle gloss, which we were talking about before. Dulce Sloan, daily Show author.

And I' Thank you very much to Dulce for coming.Yeah, congratulations to her too, for her upcoming projects.Oh, yes. Projects she cannot speak about.She's all over the place.She really is all over the place. And she's on tour right now. So you go to dulce sloan.com. that's Dulce Sloan sloan.com. and you can get her tickets. Make sure you use the links that are provided on her website. Do not go anywhere else. Before she came on air, she told a story about how one of sister, her sister got taken for like $300.Because she's a fake Ticketmaster website.Yeah, she like googled Dulce Sloan and wherever, Pennsylvania, Philly, whatever it was. And she ended up buying tickets to the show. But the tickets weren't real and she paid $300 for them, $150 per ticket or something like that. And Dulce was like, sister, where did you think it would cost $150 to come see me? Like, that's just crazy. But anyway, it was a big hubble. So make sure if you're going to go see Dulce, she's touring throughout the rest of the year. What you can do is just go to her website and click on that link for that city. And that way you get taken to the right place. Also check her out on the Daily show and on the great north. Yeah, she's also got a book if you want to go read that book. All right. Thank you, Dulce. We certainly do appreciate your time. Here's a little, like, behind the scenes with Dulce. We had been trying to get Dulce in the studio for like, six months. No joke. It's just not worked out for whatever reason. And back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. So we were really happy that we finally got a chance to connect with her.Yeah, yeah.So thank you very much to her and her team and our team and everybody for setting our team, for setting that up. Thank you, Astrid, for setting that up. We certainly do appreciate it. And we are also going to be going out live on tour, if that's what you want to call it. It's kind of like that tour my friend has where he shows up on open mics. Seven open mics in the same city. It says in each city we're going to the funny bone to do Monday night. Nothing like a Monday night at the comedy club. No, I'm kidding. We're gonna be real places.We're just trying to get all the details down.Yeah, we want to get the details down before we sell you the tickets so that you don't pay $300. Of course, no one would pay three.Maybe to buy it out.Yeah, shut us up. You can advertise for the rest of the year for $300. So keep an ear out for those tickets. Go to our socials at the commercial break. We'll announce all of that stuff when the time comes on our socials. First, on our website second, TCBP podcast.com. that's where you get to get all the information about everything that we're doing. You can also get all the audio, all the video, and you get your free sticker. Interact with us. Send us an email at the contact us button on the way. On the website, hit that. If you want your sticker, get the drop down menu where it says, I want my free sticker. Yes, that's where you ask for your sticker. Someone texted us, where on the website do I get my sticker? I'm on the contact us. Okay. It's a drop down menu. I say at every episode, drop the down. I don't know. So hit that drop down button to send us your address and we'll send you a sticker. No charge. It's on us. Don't worry about it. 212433. TCB. That's 212433 TCB. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas, or if you'd like to come to one of our live shows, please let us know so we can be prepared.We're counting also, YouTube.com thecommercialbreak for all of our interviews, selected episodes, and clips. We'd love it if you would subscribe also, Chrissy, that's all I can do for today.I think so.But I'll tell you that I love you.I love you.Best to you and best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Christy and I always say we do say, and we must say goodbye.

Thank you very much to Dulce for coming.

Yeah, congratulations to her too, for her upcoming projects.

Oh, yes. Projects she cannot speak about.

She's all over the place.

She really is all over the place. And she's on tour right now. So you go to dulce sloan.com. that's Dulce Sloan sloan.com. and you can get her tickets. Make sure you use the links that are provided on her website. Do not go anywhere else. Before she came on air, she told a story about how one of sister, her sister got taken for like $300.

Because she's a fake Ticketmaster website.

Yeah, she like googled Dulce Sloan and wherever, Pennsylvania, Philly, whatever it was. And she ended up buying tickets to the show. But the tickets weren't real and she paid $300 for them, $150 per ticket or something like that. And Dulce was like, sister, where did you think it would cost $150 to come see me? Like, that's just crazy. But anyway, it was a big hubble. So make sure if you're going to go see Dulce, she's touring throughout the rest of the year. What you can do is just go to her website and click on that link for that city. And that way you get taken to the right place. Also check her out on the Daily show and on the great north. Yeah, she's also got a book if you want to go read that book. All right. Thank you, Dulce. We certainly do appreciate your time. Here's a little, like, behind the scenes with Dulce. We had been trying to get Dulce in the studio for like, six months. No joke. It's just not worked out for whatever reason. And back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. So we were really happy that we finally got a chance to connect with her.

Yeah, yeah.

So thank you very much to her and her team and our team and everybody for setting our team, for setting that up. Thank you, Astrid, for setting that up. We certainly do appreciate it. And we are also going to be going out live on tour, if that's what you want to call it. It's kind of like that tour my friend has where he shows up on open mics. Seven open mics in the same city. It says in each city we're going to the funny bone to do Monday night. Nothing like a Monday night at the comedy club. No, I'm kidding. We're gonna be real places.

We're just trying to get all the details down.

Yeah, we want to get the details down before we sell you the tickets so that you don't pay $300. Of course, no one would pay three.

Maybe to buy it out.

Yeah, shut us up. You can advertise for the rest of the year for $300. So keep an ear out for those tickets. Go to our socials at the commercial break. We'll announce all of that stuff when the time comes on our socials. First, on our website second, TCBP podcast.com. that's where you get to get all the information about everything that we're doing. You can also get all the audio, all the video, and you get your free sticker. Interact with us. Send us an email at the contact us button on the way. On the website, hit that. If you want your sticker, get the drop down menu where it says, I want my free sticker. Yes, that's where you ask for your sticker. Someone texted us, where on the website do I get my sticker? I'm on the contact us. Okay. It's a drop down menu. I say at every episode, drop the down. I don't know. So hit that drop down button to send us your address and we'll send you a sticker. No charge. It's on us. Don't worry about it. 212433. TCB. That's 212433 TCB. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas, or if you'd like to come to one of our live shows, please let us know so we can be prepared.

We're counting also, YouTube.com thecommercialbreak for all of our interviews, selected episodes, and clips. We'd love it if you would subscribe also, Chrissy, that's all I can do for today.

I think so.

But I'll tell you that I love you.

I love you.

Best to you and best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Christy and I always say we do say, and we must say goodbye.