Transcript of MOST MEMORABLE / WHOLESOME MOMENTS OF 2024! - EP 459

That double sniff. Jesus. It's dread because the double sniff is where I get my satisfaction, but that's where it gives the creep. That's where it gives you the creep. A one, a two, a one, two, three, four. Guys.

Girls. We're back. In the studio. Again. Today.

It's Monday.

Fun day.

Yes. You nailed it. Come on. Right. Jeez, that was rough. That was rough. Jesus Christ. Guys, to get into the Nilegriri, where's that from? Let's get into the Nilegriri.

You've said this before. I don't know where it's from.

Let's get into the Nilegriri.

You've said this before, and you've told us where it is from before. It is from... For some reason, Napoleon is coming to my end.Norp.

Follows a very funny actor playing a luchador.

That Liche Libre. What's it called?Nacho Libre.Nacho Libre. That's it. I was saying Nathania Dynam. I knew it was Jack Black.

Yeah, Jack Black. Funiest fucking random movie.

I've never seen it.I haven't seen it.I haven't seen it. He's a wrestler, right?

Yeah, he's a wrestler. It's the funiest shit. I love that movie so much.

Speaking of, I think I spoke about this movie years ago.

Jack Black has a movie called The D-Train. Can we try and bring that up? They have two names. I remember one of the names is The D-Train. Yeah, 2015 Jack Black. This is a fascinating movie. Okay. Where I'm going to give you I found it an astounding movie, right? Even though it's terribly rated. Okay. 5.1 on IMDb, 54% on Rundermann, 2.6 out of 5 on Letterboxd. For all intents and purposes, it's a bad movie. But the concept is crazy. The concept is basically Jack Black plays a guy who is setting up a high school reunion. It's just a normal guy with a wife and kids, and he works for the reunion committee at his high school so they can set up a high school reunion. He's just a loser. He says, Oh, I'm going to get... He says something along the lines of, Wouldn't it be It'd be cool if... Or someone says along the lines of, Wouldn't it be cool if we could get this guy to come? Who was the most popular guy in school. Jack, for some reason, the clout chase is like, Yeah, I'll be able to get him. It'd be fine.

I can get him to come. Okay. Then he goes on a mission to try and convince this guy to come to the high school Union. This guy lives in New York and he's an actor and he's all this shit. He awkwardly bumps into him in a bar and they form a friendship and all this shit. The guy's a bit of a drunk and a weirdo, and he's trying to convince him to come to the high school Union. He's so... He admires this guy because he remembers who he was in high school. Jack Black admires him so much that See, this is bad romance. The bromance of it and the admiration of it blurs the lines between what is like, wow, I really like this guy to, I I think I am in love with this guy. Long story short, spoiler alert, the guy is gay and he fucks the shit out Jack Black on one random drunk one. Jack is completely straight. He fucks the shit out Jack Black.

But for the story, he's like, yeah.

Not even for the story because he's like, I can't tell if I just really think this guy's the coolest guy in the world or if I'm actually in love with this guy.

Why has it got two names?

I don't know. But it is fucking hilarious and really interesting. There isn't much reason why the movie D-Train has two names, but here's some related. Okay, cool. Anyway, Interesting movie. I think it's quite hard to find, but I watched it and I was like, damn. When he started clapping his cheeks, I was like, oh, shit. Damn. Yeah.

Did he get him to come to the reunion? Yeah.

Eventually. Fair enough.

But at what cost? Yeah, thanks. My cheeks are torn.

At what cost? Anyway. Jesus Christ.

Question of the week? Question of the week, guys. The question of the week this week was, what's the most wholesome/most memorable moments of 2024? Guys, girls, make sure you write in the comments below as well. Wholesome, most memorable moments of 2024. My first friend holiday. We met in Uni in 2020, graduated in 2023, and flew out this year. It made my whole video. That's cute. That's very fucking cute.

Question, what made you want to do this question in the week? It's very different to what you usually do.

That was the reason why, because it was very different. I feel like because last week or a few weeks ago, I did that wholesome read about the stepdad getting called dad for the first time.

I was like-Oh, you're in your wholesome bag?

I'm just in my wholesome bag. I just wanted to try a different angle and see pause and just see where it would take me.

Yeah. Fair. Most memorable moment of 2024? Manchester United's downfall this season tops the list for me. Watching them suffer has been therapeutic.

But what is this football mentality all about? He's obviously a Liverpool or a city fan. Fair. There's no other reason as to why. What was your question? Sorry, that spawn me still.

What is this mentality about in terms of the Ops football team suffering? It brings people joy.

I hear it because I'm currently watching City struggle.

It's giving me so much them. Also, sorry to take us out. Why is that happening with City?

Why is this happening? City have lost quite a few defenders, and they've also... I actually don't. Apart from losing their main two defenders, I think one of them is back actually, they They are losing other players in other positions due to injury. But still, they've lost... Since the Arsenal game that they drew 2-2, this was probably about two months ago now, they've won one game in 11, drawn two. We've beat City twice. No, Ruben Ammarin has beat City twice in his tenure at Sporting and United in that space of time. Yeah. Damn. We've lost... It's so jarring. Since Eric tenhaga has left, since EricTenhark is left. We were losing with that motherfucker. We've lost twice. We've lost two games at 11 since he's left. Damn, fair play. It's like, that's credit to Ruud Van der Stor, credit to Ruben Ammarin, and credit to just changing up the team and making smart fucking decisions. Eric Tenhark is just a stubborn motherfucker, clearly. He doesn't want to change stuff, and he didn't want to change the team as much.

Sorry, Jay, but at least there's always time.

There is time, man, because I have a full disclosure, I have the weirdest toxic trait.

Which is?

I think I've said this on here before. I look at the Premier League table a lot, whether it be we are playing or other teams are playing, so I can just see what I'm going on. I have a weird toxic trait of looking at it, thinking, Oh, if only we had one of those two games, where would we be on the table? I see. I do that all the time. So for context, we lost against Arsenal when we lost against Nottingham Forest. We We lost against Arsenal 2-0. We lost against Nottingham Forest 3-2. And that's six points. That's six points down the drain.

Lewis was gas that you lost to Arsenal. I'm not surprised. Yeah, he was gas. Because it was when you were just starting to do your thing, right?

Yeah, I'm not. And then I remember-They scored from two corners, fucking. That's all they... That's That's the only time they're not to score.

Yeah, I've heard they've just given their corner coach a massive pay rise. I hear they've got the most corner goals in the whole bag.

Yeah, I am not surprised. Fair. That's six points down the drain. And how tight this table is, pause. We would have been third if we had one of those two games. Because you know what I'm saying? We're 13th at the moment. Yeah. This is what I'm saying. My toxic trade is just looking at games we should have won and seeing where it would be on the table. It pisses me off every game. It's so jarring. Sorry, G, that is a terrible trait. Yeah. The Premier League this season is very, very, very competitive. Top four aside, if you're looking at from five5 to... I don't even know. Look at the table. Look at the points. So scroll down, scroll down. If you go, so United 22, right? You can win two games and jump to fourth place. That's how tight the middle of the table is. That's insane. Bro, the competition this year is very, very, very tough. It's a very, very different. Chelsea might win the league, just looking at it.

I was going to say they weren't in this position last time we checked, right?

This When I came last year, Chelsea were ninth or 10th or something like that. Chelsea have stepped their pussy up this year, man. It's crazy to see. So fair play to him.

Yeah, to be fair, Cole Palmer stays on my TikTok.

Yeah, he's...

All I see is bad, the IG players wearing his T-shirt.

I swear.

He's a baller.

I think Mohamed Salah is going to win the golden boot this year, though. He's doing stuff, man. Yeah? Yeah. His hair transplant surgeon needs a pay rise. He's taken in from God knows what to a God. Yeah. Yeah, because the trim is sensational now. Yeah? Yeah.

And his confidence is giving him the golden boot.

Yeah, he's giving him the golden boot. Type in Mo Salah hair transplant before and after. Yeah, it's this brother. I don't want to throw shade, but, and it's you're a wizard. He's quick with it.

Yeah, you're a wizard on this keyboard.

Look at that right one. Wow. Damn. Wispy, bro. Damn. Whispy. When he started great because he... Look at that one. Keep going left, left, left. Look at him now. This is what he's working on.

It's crispy. Yeah, that is hella crispy.

You see what I'm saying? This is that. He's laughing now. He got it at the start of the season.

He looks 10 years younger.

Bro, he just looks like a different person. That's a fade on him. And then you look at the top right one with a comparison. Look at that wisp on the left.

That's That's not a baller that I can represent. Yeah, that's not a baller I can represent.

Now he's got some olive oil skin. He looks like he doesn't fuck about. That's a new man. It's a completely different guy, bro.

And he's just smiling now. He's just happy, bro. Yeah, wow. He's happy. He's smiling now.

Yeah, man. His surgeon deserves all the bags. Damn. That's one of the best transplots I've seen, bro.

It looks good.

It's 10 toes, bro.

Fair play, man. And now he's just banging goal after goal after goal after goal.

Yeah, he's a fucking baller. I hate to say it, but he's actually a baller, man. It doesn't make sense how he can stay so consistent.

Fair play.

But anyway. We love to see it. Anyway. Wholesome, most memorable moments of 2024. Fuhad and James doing smelling salts. Was that in 2024? I read it, I was thinking, Surely not. No.

That was '22 or '23. Was it? Yeah, man.

Can we pull I love that video? Yeah, sure. That did sign to me that I haven't recovered from till now. Same. When I said it, it hit the back of my head. These are smelling salts. Okay. I'm intrigued to see how it goes. They're supposed to make you like, whoa.Fam?Yeah..

I'm not going to lie, lokypetch.Lokeypetch.Petch.

Sweeted me. You're right.

Really? I'm going to dig this. That's what you know. It hit, but raw.

My eyes are red. Yeah, I just smell it. I didn't open it.

I twisted it and I smelled it.

Big man. That merks us.

It's the worst thing I've ever done in my entire life. You're sweating from joy.

Your eyes are merking. Oh, God. I'm still crying. You look different in that way, Enes. I know, man. You look like a One Directionute. Look at that hair.

I do want to grow my hair back out. Yeah, bro. I need to grow it back out. You look different there. Yeah, I know.

Bro, that merkt us.

That sweetened me. Let me get that.

You were sweating like that.

Bro, that sweetened me. Also, I can tell from watching this and looking at me now, my skin My skin is doing numbers, man. You're happy. You're better?

Yeah. Yeah. Your skin is...

It's more even.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a lot more even. I hear it. I hear it because on that one, not even, no shade. Your nose and your foot are two different colors. Yeah, facts. Right now, You're blended.

Yeah, man.

Fair. That reminds me, I was going to say it later, but we're talking about now. Daddy steps his skincare game up.

Okay, talk to me.

I'm locked in. I'm not going to lock in. For one, can't remember. But I'm not going to tell you specific products. But the routine is different now. We've gone completely Korean.

That's what we're doing.

Standard. We've gone completely Korean.

You need that glass skin, man. Don't we?

Don't I, Josh? I'm doing the... What's the acid called? Hyaluronic. Hyaluronic. Got one of them, John? Yeah. I also got a wash that is the foamiest, foamy, foamy wash. It just keeps getting foamier. Okay. You can just wash and wash and wash. Right now, we've got a wash. We've got a cleanse. Cleans, which I told you about before, which I already had, which is like an oil cleanse. It starts off as an oil. You put it on dry skin. I put it on before the shower. I don't even know how it works. You put the oil on the dry skin, and then once the water hits it, it bursts into bubbles, and it's not an oil anymore. Now, it's just bobblicious. When you touch your skin afterwards, it feels insane. Okay, cool. We've got that. We've also got an exfoliator. We've got the cleanser, the wash, and then we have the hyaluronic, a moisturizer, and maybe something else I can't. I didn't jump on the snel thing yet, but we've stepped it up a level. I'm tired of hearing about all this stuff that you're talking about and not do anything about it. Obviously, we had the Pampered episode come out on Lockhab at the end of the day.

Patreon. Com/schissengeeks. Three-a-mal. Ten-a-b-a. One-a-p. It's S&G. I remember how my skin felt after that facial.

Same, same. It was buff.

Daddy stepped his skincare game up, and you're going to see a different me. You need to jump on a collagen, bro.Collagen.

Next.yeah, collagen will change your life.

I actually think it will because on top of that, two things. I think my diet is also affecting my puffiness of my face.

As expected, it would.

Yeah, because Daddy had Dave start checking last night. Again, couldn't help myself. The night before last, so yeah, not last night, the night before, after I told you, worst sleep of my life. I didn't eat bad, worst sleep of my life. I came in yesterday, my eyes were bloodshot I'm dead, but my skin was fine. There was no puffiness. Last night, I slept like a god. Puffy as face. Dave's Hot Chicken. Fair. Dave's Hot Chicken. Fried and spices. Yeah, fried and spicy, It's not good. God, I slept well last night.

So did I. Yeah. I was gone. God, I slept well. I was in bed by 10:30.

Yeah, bro. I fucking kept. Last night, you mad. I was fucking gone. Diet I'm going to sort out. Loads of water, skincare's up. I'm not going to follow you on this goat eating that you're tempting.

I never said I'm going to do. I said I might do it.

I think you're going to do it.You.

Think I would do it?

Actually, I think you're cowered out. But I think you'll really, really consider it, get to the point of almost doing it, figure out the procedure of doing it, then back out and then tell us down the road that you just never entertained it any further than whatever you said at the start.

But this whole goatey thing isn't for 33-year-old Fouhad. This might be in three years time. Oh, okay. This isn't a short-term thing. We're talking 10 years in advance.

But I am going to invest in some shit to up my beard K game, which will inevitably up my skin game under my beard. Makes sense. You know the little brushes thing? I have one of those, but I've just left it. And now I can't even use it because it stays in the shelf of my shower and just gets bacterial. I can't touch that, John. So I'm going to get some more shit like that, get some more shit from my beard. That's actually intense. Other than just oil and cone.

How often do you wash your hair?

Once a week. Because daddy's hair treatment game and daddy's dental game is through the roof at the minute. Okay.

Expensive. Yeah.

I go for an expensive double shampoo, oil strip, intercondition, pre- hair cap. It's a different beast.

Okay.

Interdental brushes? Yeah. I could remortage my house on how much I spend on those fucking things every week and water flossing and all that thing. Here and here, great. From now on, here, it's going to be unreal. College and I'll jump on as well. All right, cool. Yeah,yeah, man. Yeah, man. Exciting times. Good, man. I want to look. I want to do it with Mo Salah.

Just transformation. I want to do a Mo Salah.

I want to end 2025 and people will be like, I don't know what it is, but James looks younger than he did two years ago.

Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Consistency, bro. Just keep at it. Because I looked at myself without fucking smelling sauce. I don't look the same.

No, you look younger, but also more distinguished at the same time, which is from the glasses, I think. But you look good. Thank I'm not a user. Also, people also want a nut on your glasses. I don't even see their comments.

On my glasses.

You started to do with the glasses off. People are looking for a combination between orgasm and your glasses. That's hilarious. They like fettingField glasses. Thank you.

Whichever camera is mine. Thank you.

They like feoing glasses. Thank you. And I don't like that because there's nothing I can do about it. What do you mean? Because there's levels I think I picked too early with this.

The tattoo.

I think I picked too early with it.

I don't think so. What do you mean you think? Is it because...

Because I'm playing devil's add with my ego right now.

Okay.

Because then I think, you're saying what? You know it literally a minute ago when you were like, my toxic trait is going back and seeing, oh, if we won these two games, where do we be on the table now? That's what I like to play. If I was like, oh, if I was going to tap into egotistical, James, I always think about… Because I got this done when we were in Bram. So I think, Oh, I imagine all the stuff that we've gone through and all this shit. Then in 2025, I was like, town of the neck, boom.

Yeah, Rebrand. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Never mind.

Fair play. I hear what you're saying. I hear what you're saying.

Then maybe we'll get a glasses effect. I hear what you're saying. We'll get a glasses effect. But no,way. Yeah, people like the glasses. I'm proud of you for wearing the glasses more. Thank you, Jeff. It frustrates me when you don't wear them. Why? Or not that you don't wear them, but when I never see you wear them because I know you need them.

Yeah. Because I only wear them. I used to only wear them when I was driving or I was like, I'm straight amised to watch something or I'll take them to the cinema sometimes, but I would rarely wear them on a day to day to day. But like I said to you last week or whatever it was, maybe not tonight because I didn't have the best... I work a bit puffy, but my under eyes here, because I've been wearing the glasses, have been helping so much, bro. It's giving my face more of an even look as opposed to a squinty puffy. You know what I mean? It just feels good, man. So yeah, pause.

Yeah, man, it's calm. Damn. Yeah. Damn.

Ellis. You wear glasses now?

I use them to edit and stuff in game.

You were wearing them when you were doing gunman, the thing in it. People in my DM is like, airs with glasses is fucking sexy.

There you go.

Fair. Again, maybe I'll just...

Maybe just rock a non-prescriptive draw.

I was going to say, Maybe I just ask someone to go like that in my eye and then come in with glasses. Just have a glasses episode. Yeah, but glasses actually don't suit me.

I just think you need the right frame, bro.

I know you said that. I've tried some frames, bro. I've tried a lot of frames.

I don't think you've tried a lot of frames. I think you've tried a lot of the same shit.

Fair. You're saying that with chest. Let me stop laughing. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, You're saying that with chest. And that leads me to believe that you've had this thought and you've been waiting to say it.

I've never had... I've not had this thought, but I feel like it's only dawned on me because you've just said what you've said. Yeah. That, Oh, I've tried many frames. I was like, I don't think you have tried many frames, bro. I genuinely don't think. Because when you buy Ray band, you stick to the same shape. No, okay, but I charge Raybrands. I know, but the only other type of glasses you have are Ray band, aviate shapes, or the a square, sunglasses that I've never seen you in any other shape because you've not tried many frames.

I hear it.Trying for glasses?Trying for glasses?

I've got mine as well.They're.

Not for me. No. I'll try them. They're really not. These are not for me.

That's too small.

We can try them. Well, I can't even see myself anyway, but you, man, will have to judge. You suit these, Alice. You really do. These are a similar thing.

Let me see. Oh, they're better. These are better? Yeah, they look better. They're a bit more space and the circles are a bit bigger. Let me see. These are better, for sure. Nice.

You're playing with me. All right, bro. You're fucking playing with me.

It's the first time you're seeing yourself in a different... Different frames.

All right, I'll... You know what it is here? It's effort. I'm It's not unless someone takes me to a shop that is like, these are all the frame shapes we have. And then me be like, cool. Bink, bink, bink, bing, bing, found it. Bang. I'm sticking with that one. Unless it's going to happen, which is obviously not, Maybe we'll never find it. I guess we'll never know.

I guess we'll never know.

But yeah, doing well with the glasses. Thank you, sir.

I'm trying my best. Trying to keep my vision up tip top. I need to go to the opticians again, to be fair. The last time I got them prescribed or looked at was before I had moved to Manny. You're supposed to do it maybe every year or every other year. So I'm not done in about eight years. Fair.

Oh, I have an update on my... Not even an update. Kind of an update on my fragrance hunt.Yes, talk to me. I bought Altair so you can smell it. Let me freshen up real quick. Cool. And then you, man, can smell it. Fresh. How are you getting on with your Sauvage Elixir?

It's good. It's a lot better than the... It's night and day.

The sign you do, you He can take your smile sometimes.

It can't. It can't. It can't. It can't. It can't. It can't. Because you're gast inside. I've seen you do it so many times and it makes me fucking laugh.

I hate it. It sweets me so much.

Yeah, it's great. The difference between it It lasts so much longer. It does. Even though it's a small bottle, one spray, you're sorted.

Yeah, longevity is crazy.

It's good, but the only thing is it's too... It's lovely, but it's too mainstream, man. I want something unique. I want something where someone smells it and goes, what the fuck is that?

Ellis.

You know what I mean?

You know what I think you'd really like? It's a fresh flavor. It's fresh. It's a bit... Flavour's crazy. Yeah, sorry. Flavor. It's a fresh fragrance. It's really like It's like sharp, fresh, breezy fragrance.

Yeah, so like fresh and punchy. That's what I like.

There's one called, if you look up Louis Vu Imagination, I think it's called. Yeah, that one right there. I want you to try. People love this one, but it's not my flavor. It's not my fragrance profile. I don't do well with fresh, breezy, airy sense.

But you think it would suit me?

Yeah, I think it will suit you massively.

Fucking expensive.

Yeah, bro, they don't fuck around.

255 quid.

Yeah, they don't fuck around.

What mill is it? Is it 100 mill to be fair?

Yeah, you can get 75 mill for cheaper. But yeah, I think you'll enjoy that one. Fair.

They don't even do 75.

No, what's the last?

100 or 200? Who's buying 200?

That's mad.

All right, cool. I'll tell you, it was on. This is my number one fragrance in the whole world. Give my Adam's apple a sniff. That is really nice. Yeah, come get up in here.

All right. Jesus. I'm not going to lie, if I was like, Yeah, I'd kiss your neck. That's a really nice fragrance because it makes me... You know when you hug a bad bitch and you're all up in that neck?

Yeah. I will lick it, bro.

Yeah, it's strong.

It's strong.

Yeah, man.

It's my favorite fragrance ever. Yeah, it's strong. But it pisses me. The longevity is not there.

You need to refresh every 2-3 hours.

Every 2-3 hours, you need to freshen up. I just don't have that patience. But I love it so much that I would use a bottle a week if I could. I would spend the money to get more.

Yeah, it's very nice. I fucking love it. It's very nice.

But yeah, I'm still trying to find something like this that projects more. But yeah, bro, I'm still on the hunt. If I can find a stronger one of this... If I could find this scent... Small But yeah, more of like an elixir version of this. Oh, bro, I'd be in fucking heaven. I promise you I'd spend two grand on a bottle of that.

Fair play. It's very nice.Thank you, G.It's very nice, G. It's a upload.

Yeah. So this is Australia on tour.Me and great.Yeah, just like, Ga, ga. Yeah, be prepared.

You need to take another bottle with you.

Oh, bro, I'm going to have a separate suitcase just for these. Because I'm locked in on this set. It's very nice.Thank you, G.You're welcome. Damn. So was that one that you gave me, I smelt the other day on you?What was that?That was... The initio, the...

That was Side effect.

Side effect. That was good. Side effect, yeah. That was really good. Yeah, I was jealous. Very nice. You know when I said? Oh, that's it. You know when I said I was looking for the Roses Sablé or whatever it is, the Louis Vuitton Roses Sablé? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I remember I was saying it's a fucking men's one.

It's a unisex one, which makes sense. I was saying I want a more manly version of this.

Okay, yes, yes.

This joint right here, I think it smells fucking fantastic. On a hot summer's day, if I was wearing this, you can get away with it being less manly and deep. But on where we're at, it needs a muskiness to it. I tried to layer it with... The other day, I tried I had to layer it with... What was it called? Ood Cadenza? Shit, just smell like antiseptic.

When you layer it, do you test layer? Do you do bang and then get the other one bang and then see what that smells like, or do you go and then-Oh, no.

I did a bang and then let it dry down a little bit. Bang, and then because the oud was so strong, after a while, the oud just overpowered At first, you could get a balance, and then after a while, bang, the oud was just. I'm not surprised. It was rough. I'm telling you, Ellis, it's that imagination. I'm going to get you a sample. I think you'd really like it.

Yeah, I might have a go, to be fair. The travel cases.

Yeah, they're not fucking around. They're taking a piss. Yeah, that is a piss. Speaking of Australia, since the episode came out the other day, I've been swamped with every barber that either works in Australia, around Australia, or in New Zealand, around New Zealand in my DMs. So I'm going to be meticulously going through the list to select which Donna let on top. Pause.

Wait, what is that? 39 and a half thousand pounds. What is that?

God.

It's a kit thingy with the box and...

That's extravagant.That's nice.That.

Looks good.

Jesus Christ.

God, Louis Vuitton know what they're doing. They really fucking do.

We need to create something that's just that exclusive that people just have to spend the money on it. Because that's what they've reached a target audience where if it's not for you, it's for someone else.

That is really where they're going. God, don't you think it'd be cool if we could create a fragrance like a James of Fruits? That'll be heavy. Like, yeah, just lick it. Just, yeah. That will be heavy. Lick it like a sweet.

Licking like a lollybub.

Yeah, we're going to create a fragrance called Lick it. I said if I was a Yatt, I would have lipped your neck.

Bro, there's just literally no better feeling, hung in a bad bitch and just smelling like, you smell so good. I want to eat you. Yeah, I want to eat you.

Oh, bro, trust me. That's how I get with hair. That's how I get with hair.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That double sniff. Jesus. It's dread because the double sniff is where I get my satisfaction, but that's where it gives the creep. That's where it gives you the creep. That doubles in. If you hear me, exhale from my mouth and then immediately in it, it's off me.

It's that double pump.

That's a joke. Bro, good smelling hair fucks me up.

Yeah, it's a winner.

Yeah, it's a winner. Oh, we're still on question of the week.

Yeah.

Let's do a couple more. I think it's your turn.

All right. Wholesome most memorable moments of 2024. Nothing has been more wholesome than watching Ellis's confidence grow this year.

That's very nice. Appreciate that. I saw a few people say that, actually. That's on God.

That is on God, bro. That's on God.

I've seen it, to be fair. Good. I have noticed a difference, so get in there.

Really proud of you.Facts, dude.I.

Appreciate it.Well played.

Really proud of you. Most memorable moment of 2024. This one was cute. I convinced the love of my life to give us a real chance. Fair.

That's a bomb. That Is a bar.

Give us a real chance.

Because I know we're going to work out.

Yeah, we're meant to be together.

Damn, bro. Damn, that's wholesome.

Yeah, it was hell of wholesome. Damn, fair play.

The love of my life to give us a real chance. To piggyback on that. Wholesome Moment of 2024. Picking up the love of my life from the airport for the first time, sorry. We met on the SMG Discord. No. Piss off. Yeah. Wholesome, bro. That's amazing. That's cute.

That's I saw one that said, Most wholesome moment of 2024 was James giving me the biggest smile at the meet and greet at one of the shows. I was like, That's fucking cute. That's cute.

That's cute, man. Bless him, man.

That was cute. Right, my last one. Most memorable moment of 2024. Losing my phone, only to find it unlocked in my wife's hand. Very, very, very memorable. You know what I'm saying? That will take my balance.

Unlocked in my wife's hand. He knows he's fucked up.

Yeah, bro. I will lose balance.

Very, very memorable indeed. Oh, my Fuck.

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What we got next.Right. Star Wars update.Star Wars.

Come on.

As you guys know, I've been watching my Star Wars. I have now I've watched episode 7. I can't for life, we can't remember what it was called, the first one with John Boyega. And I've also watched Rogue One, which I've seen both before, but because I had seen What is the Jumbo Eager one called again, please? The Force Awakens. The Force Awakens. I've seen this one before, but I saw it when it was released, and obviously, I hadn't watched the six prior. So watching this within context was a lot better. I've watched Rogue One as well, which is obviously not a part of any of the-What do you think of them?

Of Rogue One?

I've seen Rogue One before, and I watched it again. Sorry. I'd seen Rogue One before. I saw that one in the cinema, but watched it again last month or so. I thought The drogue one was cool. But here's the thing for me. Because I've been so locked into Star Wars for the past few months, I knew cinematography-wise, it wouldn't be up to scratch as George Lucas. One thing I love about George Lucas's directing is he loves to show scale. The scale in Star Wars is his chef's kiss, how he does it. It's perfection, bro. I didn't get that enough in Rogue One. I didn't really feel like... I think it's my fault because I'm naturally comparing. Do you know what I mean? I did enjoy the action of Rogue One, but I didn't really... I don't know. Watching it again the second time around, I just didn't really I fall in love with it. But I think watching it the first time in cinema, I was like, Oh, shit, this is a nice cinematography, action-packed movie. But I wasn't getting Star Wars. That's just me. I wasn't getting Star It was really cool. But the Force Awakens, I thought was really cool.

Like I said, I enjoyed the cinematography. I enjoyed the... How can I articulate this? I enjoyed the evolution of theforce. So when... What's his name? Kylo Ren? Is it Kylo Ren? Kylo Ren, yeah. When Kylo Ren first lands where... I can't remember where they were, but they were having a fight, and Kylo Ren uses the force to stop a laser beam. He used it.

It was cracking against his end.

It was just there. And it was like, this is the first... The application of the force in this movie was through the roof. And I enjoyed watching that. I was like, okay, these guys are getting stronger and stronger and stronger. And it's like, this That was really cool. But what I wanted to actually get into the most in terms of this Star Wars things that I've been watching, Star Wars, Clown Wars.

I was going to ask.

Clown Wars, for those that don't know, is set between the third and the fourth, or the second and the third movie, Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Smith. It shows the dynamic and the breakdown of what happened with Boba Fett, considering his pops got killed by Mace Windu. When they were showing, I was thinking, I never thought they would show any form of like... Because he got killed, he got killed in the second one, I believe. I think he got killed in the… It must have been killed in the Attack of the Clones. Who did? Tango Fett.Jango Fett, sorry.Jango Fett, yeah. I did it twice.

Yeah, I was going to let you.

I think you got killed in the second one. I didn't really think they were going to do anything else with Boba, but because I know Boba Fett's a name in the Star Wars universe prior to even watching it, I just thought… I didn't think anything of it, but it's nice to see that they're picking up story lines in between the two movies. So it was just cool to see.

The Clown Wars, I've never actually deeped. It's good that they... I've never watched the Clown Wars. I've heard unbelievably good things. It's good, man. It's It's good that they did this because I only realized now in retrospect that episode 2 introduces so much more into the Star Wars world that's never followed up on in any of the movies. So in terms of episode 1, you've got obviously, Anakean, and you've got the story, and you've got like, okay, cool. These are different planets and the Jedi, and all this shit. Then episode Two introduces the clone army, the General Grivas, the other... What's the...

Count Dooku. Count Dooku.

All this other shit. The Bounty Hunter, like Django Fair, Bob affair, all this shit. Then we move on to episode 3, and it goes all the way back down to just normal Empire, Rebellion, Jedi, done. It was like, what's going on for these clones that we just saw 2 million of them marching across the thing? What's going on with the clone technology? What's going on with this? I don't understand. In episode 2, you introduced so much shit, and then you just moved on to what all the other movies talk about, and you never touch on it again.

Yeah, Clown Wars touches on so much, bro. It's nice to see. Speaking of Clown Wars, I like the fact that in this series, they show you so many different jedda that's none of the movies. Yeah. These men are arms. It's so sick. Everyone has a different... Everyone has a different fighting style. Everyone carries themselves in a different way. The Jedis are heavy, bro. Okay, sick. The Jedis are absolutely heavy, and sometimes they're just in a one-off episode, and it's just sick to see. There's a jedi called Po Coon or something like that. He commands the room.

Yeah.

He He demands the room, bro. Yeah, I watched it. I think I watched the episode not too long ago. Yeah, man, there's some good shit in it. Some really good shit in it. Another thing I wanted to bring up on was I'm convinced. I sent you the Click the first link for me, please. I'm convinced that Jaja Binks and Republic destroyer, is it called the Venetor Star destroyer? There's some link between how they look. Look at this picture of Jaja Binks, right? Look at this picture. And then, Ellis, click the other link for me, please.

Oh, raw. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, I see it.

It's crazy. It's so crazy.

That does look like Jaja Binks.

It looks a lot like Jaja Binks. And it's like, I don't know if that's an Easter egg. I don't know if this was just a coincidence, but I can't unsee it.

Interesting. Okay, yeah. Did you Google the two together or no?

No, because I've noticed it before, but I never knew what the The ship was called. The ship was called. Okay, cool. I was like, Oh, fucking hell. It looks like... I just knew that this ship looked like Jaja Binks. I goog Star Wars ships and I found it was called the Venator, whatever it's called.Star destroyer.Star destroyer. I was like, Fuck, this looks exactly like Binks. Fair. It was just weird, bro. Very, very, very weird. But I have a question related to Star Wars for you. Okay. If we were in a Star Wars universe, and we have beef with the rebellion, yada, yada, yada.We're.

In the Empire?We're.

In the Empire.Oh, okay. We could be either. It doesn't really matter. We could be rebelling, we could be the Empire. It doesn't matter. But we have to obviously beef our ops. Are you, not even are you. Who is flying and who is shooting? Because you can't do both.

This is horrible for me to say. I don't think I could trust you with either. Because I'm a control freak, and it's not even anything to do with you, I would assume I'm best at both and want to do both.

We would die early because of that thought.

Yeah, 100%. But based on that, it's less risky. If I'm convinced I'm the best at both, I would say that I should fly. Okay. Because you being a bad shot is not going to get us killed.

Directly. Okay, yeah.

Yeah. Insufficient flying will get us killed. Yeah. So I would say, shoot. But if you kept missing, I'll be living. If you kept missing... Because there's a scene in one of the older ones where Hans Solo swaps for someone, I think Hans Solo swaps with Chuy, maybe.

Is Chuy flying?

He swaps with one of them because one of them is a shit shot. I can't even remember.

No, it's Hans Solo swaps with... I'm sure it's Luke, no? Yeah, I think he swaps with Luke. He swaps with Luke, yes. I thought you meant flying. Oh, so no, no.

Yeah, he swaps with Luke. He swaps with Luke.

Yeah. Okay, fair play. I think that's maybe the second one, maybe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. What do you think?

I I actually think I would rather fly. I think I would rather fly and you shoot because for one, I think if you were to fly, you wouldn't want to leave until you get your lick back. Whereas me, light speed, I'm gone. I'm not risking both of our lives. Do you see what I'm saying?

I understand. I'll be screaming up there like, Go back. Yes. Go back. I need to get my leg back.

I'm not done. So now, I genuinely think-Fair, fair, fair. I think I will fly with more sense than you would.

I think you would. I think you would land on our home planet. I'll dash my helmet at you. I'll dash my helmet, but they're laughing at us. They're fucking laughing at us on Naboo. We're alive, aren't we? Yeah, they're fucking laughing at us. That's hilarious. Yeah, 100% you're correct. Yeah, we wouldn't leave there because we'll be in a dog fight for hours.

Hours, bro. Hours. And these men have infinite laser beams. So it's like, you wouldn't leave, bro. You wouldn't want to leave.

Fuck. Yeah, bro. That's what I'm saying. You would drive much more sense.

I'd have to.

I'd have to. So random, yeah. Quickly, I've watched Disclaimer. Not all of it, but I've been watching Disclaimer. Where are you up to? I'm up to... I can't remember what episode, but spoiler alert in three, two, one. Hubby's just dashed her out, and the way he dashed her out was insane. Insane. He just pealed off. Insane. Man said, suitcase upstairs. Have fun in your work trip. See you later. I was like, Oh.

Then she was like, They were arguing at the door. She was like, I hope it was fucking dead.

I wanted it to go to the fucking dead. I wanted it to be fucking dead. I wanted it to be fucking dead. Fuck, bro. Yeah, crazy. When I say this is a show, James. It is really a show. One thing I will say, which is half critique, half not. I think the sex spun you to start.

The sex spun me what?

I think the sex, the explicitness of the sex.

You've seen it I've seen it.

I think it led you to believe the show was better than it was, but the show is good. The first two episodes, I promise you, I thought the show was so fucking mid. I hate this Stuart Little Zoom-in thing that they do at the end of every scene. The direction of that. Yeah, I fucking hate that. I think it's lazy and overused. I think at times the acting is not great, not from some of the main characters, some of the other characters. I think the acting of No Shade, I don't like the old man's acting. Don't like it. I don't think he's a very good actor. Okay. Yeah, Brosky. I don't think he's great. But the story does evolve very well. It does. It does get you like, the flashbacks at the start weren't making sense.

Which was the point.

Yeah, it's very true. They weren't making sense and they weren't intriguing me. There was nothing going on. The first two episodes, I was I think I might go in the studio and say this show is actually fucking shit, and he's missed the plot. I'm not going to lie. I think I might go in there and disagree with him.

When you watch everything, it pieces together.

Yeah, it does piece together, and it is watching what's happening to her is like, wow. And watching her actually look at him is intriguing because you can actually see both sides in a weird sick way. When, spoiler alert, again, When she's watching him panic, when obviously, Brodski saved the youth and they brought him to shore, and now he's struggling in the water and she can see him and she's intentionally not telling him when she can see him. And she's thinking, You can tell she's obviously thinking, if I save him, he's told me he's going to ruin my life. He's actively told me. If I don't say anything, he may live, he may die. It's not on my conscience. She literally just let him die. It's like, you did that to save yourself, but the justifications you must have had in your head about why you're doing this, to save your family, to save your marriage, to save all this stuff, and in your head thinking, You're drying anyway. I didn't put you on the water.

It was dark. I can't wait for you to finish it.

Really? Yeah. Okay. I'm plowing through it.

The way it develops and the way it changes will spin you.

Okay, The Gang.

Also, I think they don't do that as much going after a while. I think it's because of the flashbacks to the flash forward or whatever. They do that quite a bit in the first few. But I like the way they transition from scene to scene is very, very seamless going forward. Good.

Yeah, it is good. It's a good show. It is a good show. Sasha Brian Cohen is an actor.

I didn't know it was him until I had to Google it.

Yeah, Sasha Brian Cohen is an actor. Yeah. But anyway, sorry, this country, right? So I learned about this country. I learned some more stuff about this country, which I found this is stuff that you'd enjoy, some deep dive in. So obviously this is a BBC 3 thing, and it's like a whole family run type, John, where the main two actors there- Brother and sister. Are brother and sister, and they play cousins in the show. Martin, Marklowe, Paul Cooper is their dad. The mom, you don't ever see the mom in the show, and she's just a voice in the yard. She's played by Daisy. So Daisy plays herself and she plays the mom, and then their dad plays her dad in the show. And Michael Slagues was their bredering growing up. And I said to you, Oh, in the show, he dies of cancer. But apparently, he was ill from jump. The actor was ill. So they were playing off his illness because there's episodes that you'll see in there. Bro, there's episodes that you'll see in there, his lips are bright his lips blue. I remember watching, I was like, Why his lips blue like that?

Because he was actually fucking ill. And he was just running it through anyway. It was an amazing story. But there's episodes in here where, apparently, basically, they were trying so hard to get this on Netflix or get this on here or get this on there, and no one would pick it up. No one was interested in it. They had to self-produce it and they had it on BBC and their budget was so low that there's episodes in this show that I didn't even notice that the whole thing is shot in one room. The whole reason it shot in one room because they didn't have the budget to take it outside.

Oh, wow.

Bro, they bled for this. Wow. When I tell you, I finished it now, it is one of the funniest shows I've ever seen. Fair play. It is categorically one of the funniest shows I've ever watched in my life. Fair play. And these men have never caught, till now, they've never caught a big back from it. They've never caught a big back from it. What I'm going to say is, obviously, we have some influence. Let's not be coy. Your daddy's influence out there. Okay. If anyone on Netflix is listening, license this show just for a few months to see what it does. Because, bro, this show's fucking funny.

Say less.

You have I will watch it, bro. It's fucking funny, bro. Say less. The way it's written out and the way the way the character development evolves and the way the curtain and and Kerry, they're both playing two roles about what it is like to be just a jobless, nothing in this rural area in this village and what it's like growing up in a village where there's just fuck all going on and they don't have jobs and all this stuff. The way you get lost in their characters and you know how certain… You fall in love with them so much that you start to learn how… You know how if something came… When something came up, people who watch your show were like, I know how James is going to react to that. I know how Phil is going to react to that. Someone said something, that's going to piss James off. You know how this is going to happen in this show. Okay. So there's certain curtains' reactions. Are so funny to everything that he gets OCD obsessed with anything that happens. He is such a victim. Okay. I see myself in curtains sometimes. He's such a victim.

Okay. And anything that can happen to him is just the most dramatic thing that happens. So something really small could happen, and you know what his reaction is going to be, and you physically can't wait because the way he describes things, he uses sentences and his choice of words come across so much more intelligent than what his character portrays. I see. That is fucking hilarious.

I'm going to add this to my BBC playlist now because I know I'll forget.

Bro, so one of the big streamers have to send these man a bag. Fair play. I just licensed the show. And even the Vicar, the Vicar is a really A bigger character as well.

Yeah, the Vicar is great.

Yeah, the Vicar is great, bro. The whole thing is good.

This country is fucking amazing.

I really enjoyed this show. I'll probably watch it all over again.

Fair play.

Yeah, man. They wrote, directed, stard everything this whole show, had to get their family involved because they got no budget, had to shoot it in one room at times because they got no fucking budget.

Who's Trevor Cooper? Obviously related as well, must be.

Oh, yeah, Len. Len. His fucking piss-stinking Trump is their uncle, right? Yeah, He ends their real uncle as well. He's a fucking Trump in the show. He's a hoarder tramp. He's fucking funny. He lives in a garage at one point for time, isn't it?

It's funny he lives in the garage and he's like... Because his whole house gets infested with just crap. He gets kicked out and he's in a garage. He's like, What is it? He's like, Yeah, I've really cut down now. He's got barely anything in it. Then he's like, I bought this tea towel, but it's only because I needed this tea towel. Then it goes back it and it's just fucking over.

Yeah, he's a chronic hoarder. Oh my god. He's a chronic hoarder. The thing is, they develop side stories that you're not paying attention to. That's a perfect example. He's a nothing character who maybe gets one line every other episode. But then you follow him along He's a nasty chronic hoarder. Then, yeah, he gets kicked out of his house because he's hoarded too much in there. It's all infested with shit. They make him homeless, so he moves into a garage. You know one of those garages that you rent in a fucking councilor state. Yes. He lives in one of them and it's completely empty. And he's like, I feel clean now because I've got nothing. And then like, I bought a tea towel, but that's because I need a tea towel. It's a big man, why would you need a tea towel? You live in a garage. Then, literally, there's another scene where they're just going past the garage. They're looking for him and they open his garage and the shit falling out of the garage. He's like, Bro, where did you fucking get this thing? And he gets swindled by a Nigerian scammer as well, isn't it?

Pretends to be his girlfriend. Bro, it's the funniest.

God.

When they have to confront him to try and figure out how they're going to tell him that his girlfriend is not his girlfriend because they got this scheme in the village where they're trying to teach older people how to use Facebook. Okay. And he's like, Facebook. Later on in the episode, he's like, Facebook changed my life, bro. I've met this girl and we're together and it's my girlfriend and all this thing. Then he tells the curtain like, Bro, I need you to help me transfer money to my girlfriend. He's like, How much? Is that three and a half grand? He's like, What? Why? He's like, Oh, she's a million Her dad's like an oil talcune millionaire in America, but she's got frozen funds at the minute, so she needs three and a half bags. I'm going to send it to her. Then he goes, Send it to this bank details for me. He's like, Big man, this is a bank account in Nigeria. He's like, Stop asking questions. Send the money. Bro, it's the funniest thing. I was crying, bro. You have to watch it. So yeah, man them out there. I know we do a lot of show recommendations.

If you're in America, sorry, isn't No, click on where to watch. Oh, is it on YouTube. You can definitely watch it on Prime. You just have to pay for it. Yeah.

So if you're willing to pay for it, fair play. Oh, 1898, shit.

Yeah, but that's per episode, though. Yeah. 100%, that's per episode. Yeah, it will be. Yeah. 100%. Damn. Yeah, that's literally it.

Damn, that's expensive. Yeah, Netflix, please. Please, I can't ask the babies to spend that money. Yeah. Please, slap it on there for a few months. It's so fucking funny. Say less. It's so fucking funny.

Yeah, I've added it to my watch list on BBC iPlayer, so I'll give that a go, man.

Okay, guys. Right, you had a question for me?

I do. It's more of a... It's for everyone, but there's a specific question for you, then everything for everyone else. You were talking about you being subscribed to so many things?

For God's sake, yeah. Before you continue, I got a DM yesterday that was like, Big man, I know you think it's fun in games with this subscription thing and that you haven't You haven't canceled it. And then she was like, I haven't even seen an update, but I know you haven't canceled it. She's like, You have chronic ADHD. This is a serious symptom. Get medication. All caps we had. All caps. Get medication. It saved my life. You're serious. Phd. I swiped the lead. I swiped the lead. Just kiss my teeth. Yeah, kiss my teeth.

Don't tell me what I already know.

Facts. You're preaching to the choir.

Don't tell me what I already know about them. Move. So I was going to ask you, well, for one, have you unsubscribed to anything that you've been subscribed to? No. But... Go on.Case in point.What?

I haven't canceled my subscription for my internet thing that I'm not using, but now, Ellie's wants to borrow it. Yeah, it's true.

Fair.

For Zekal. Cool. What I was going to ask all of us in the room to do is see what we are subscribed to on our phones because we can search it and figure out how to search it. So if you go to our settings. Oh, my God. Go to our settings, Oh my God. So go to our sentence, then click your name at the top. Yeah. And then subscriptions.

I know I have barely anything.

I don't think I have... Hang on. I don't think that freeze sweetened me because you don't know what you're subscribed to sometimes. Okay, cool. This is just us on my phone, so it's not that bad.

Yeah, so tell me why you subscribed to on your phone. Tell Tell me what you're subscribed to on your phone that you didn't know you were still subscribed to.

Apple Music, I thought I canceled that, John. Yeah, I thought a couple of years ago.

Fair play.

Apple TV, New York Times Games. Yeah. Paramount Plus. Yeah. Lewis's Twitch. My friend Jade's Twitch. Kaizenat's Twitch. I don't even remember what's written to that. No, I think actually, to be fair, during the Mafia-thon, I couldn't handle the ads anymore. Okay, yes. I think I subscribed. Rem's Twitch. Audible. Audible. This one, Mojo Pro, subtitles and reels. I think it's an editing software.

I think that's when you did clips or something.

You see what I'm saying? Good Lord's sake. Guys, guys, make sure you do this at home.

Myfitnesspal is the last one.

So, Ellis, tell me what you're subscribed to.

See, on my phone, I only have Apple TV.

That's the only thing you're subscribed to on your phone.

I don't have Netflix or anything on my phone, so I don't think it registers it. I've literally just got Apple TV on this. Fair.

Wow, that was eye-opening.

That's insane.

I've got Apple TV, I've got Crunchy Roll, I've got Discovery I've got Impulse Brain Training game, which I've had on my phone for a few years. I've got the Man United app. I've got New York Times games, I've got Paramount+, and I've got VSCO photo and video, and I've not used that once. That's costing me 29.99 a month.

Damn.

What do you get with the Man U app?

Ask me again. You have to pay for it. I don't know. What the fuck can you pay for? I don't know, bro. I know. No, you can watch games. So I bought it. I actually do. I bought it pre-seized. Reason. So you can watch the games on the app because you can't watch it anywhere else in the UK. You see what I'm saying? That's the only reason I bought it. I am clearly not. It expires in 31st of July, 2025.

Damn.

I pay for that every month. My subscriptions alone on my phone are £150. Damn. What are we doing, guys? It's eye-opening. Guys, check out home. Check what you're fucking subscribed to on your phone and start deleting some shit. Started deleting some shit. It's imperative.

Ellie, has you had a question for us?

Oh, yeah. My mate asked me this the other day, right? It just got me thinking, what do you think is the biggest thing you could steal from a shop and get away with it? Like, pass-through Security. Let's say like a convenient store. Yeah, let's say like Asda. Something like that.

The biggest thing I could steal and get away with it. Guaranteed it's not setting off the alarm. I just have to get that security.

Yeah, well, that's the risk. You have to take.

No, you have to get out. That's the risk. So you have to just get out. And what you think you can get away with. So tech and stuff you're probably not going to be able to do.

No, because that's definitely ringing. It's always tagged. You can't even steal a steak without having a ring. Big man.

Have you ever gone to Co-up to get a steak? Yeah.

Even if you do pay for it, that bitch still rings.

Bro, they put that shit in a plastic box. Oh, yeah, they do. In Co-up, they put it in a plastic box. They do. I remember going in, I was like, Who's stealing steak?

Yeah, that's insane.

Crackers will do whatever. I actually learned that the biggest thing what gets stolen in the world is cheese.

Cheese is the most stolen thing from shops. Why? Cheese? Cheese is so cheap as well.

I don't know, bro. Cathedral is pretty expensive.

It depends on what you go for, I guess.

Cathedral is actually mature. Wow.yeah. Wow. It's like 599. Fuck.

Yeah, it's crazy. That's insane. Steal it. Yeah, fair. Fucking hell. 599 is taking the piss.

That's hilarious.

I would say...

See, I said... I'll give you my answer.Go on.For reference. I said a big bag of Doritos. I think I could get a big bag of Doritos in my coat or something and be all right.

That's rustily.

It is rustily, but I think...

You don't think it would ring?

Probably like that. I think I get away with it.

I reckon I could teeth.

I'll tell you what, let's get rid of the ring thing.

Okay.

Because I'm thinking more visible getting away with it. Do you know what I mean? I feel like the ring thing, I feel like anything would go off.

You'd be surprised. Not everything goes off. It's only like meats, pause, obviously, electronics. Not everything rings when you pass through the thing. Okay, fair. Not from experience, but I'm just saying not everything rings.

I reckon I could teeth a massive bottle of fabric softener.

Fabric softener?

Where are you putting it?

They're this big. I'm thinking more of a confidence ting. I wasn't even thinking about where am I hiding it. I was thinking of just strolling out of that bitch. I know it ain't ringing, and I think I would just walk through the self-service, maybe Maybe stop at a self-service point, not doing anything, and just walk out. I feel like it would go off.

You reckon? I don't know why. I feel like that would go off. They're quite pricey as well.They are really pricey.They.

Really are. Really pricey. For 107 washes, We'll talk about £10 plus.

My mate reckoned he could do a baguette. The fresh baguette, he said, I'll just put it down my back like a sword. Put my coat over.

I'm thinking... I don't know. I think it's going to be something minor, I don't think it's going to be anything crazy. Double Marsbar. Sight of light. Or if we're taking it to like, as there's got George on the side and saying it's got two on the side. So I might steal a couple of garments to just pop that bitch on top.

And walk out. Because back a day.

Oh, God. Back a day.

This is still gammes?

I went into Primark one time with a mandem. Went to Primark with a mandem one time. I went into Bopped in with a T like I'm wearing now, bopped out with the gilet.Wow.Yeah.Wow. Yeah. Put the gilet on, yanked the tag off, and just walked out. I'm shocked. I just walked out. I'm really surprised. I'm shocked. Yeah.

How are we? Stealing goms It's a different type of theft.

I was in secondary school, so I would probably say I was in year 10 or year 11.

Damn, I've never stoke arms in my life.

Just sweets. That's the first time, probably the last time.

I accidentally did before when my mom did. She took me out for shopping. Then when you go to a clotheshop and you usually put it around your arm. It's like what you get. She put them round and I was like, Oh, no, I don't really fancy anything. We'll go to another shop. She came out with them around her arm. She didn't realize we were in the next shop. She was like, I've just fucking nicked them. Shit.

And she went back. And the thing didn't even ring.

No, it didn't even go off. But she went back because she believed in karma.

Fair play.

Damn, good question. Right. Just before we wrap, I know the topic of the week was like, Most wholesome memory 2024. I don't think I have this most wholesome moment, but-Almost memorable.almost memorable moment.I.

Have tons.I have several, yeah.

First of all, I think one of them is actually like end of our first Seattle show this year, just because we were laughing so hard. That's the first time I did the water thing. Okay. I remember how much we were laughing, and I couldn't stand up. Yeah. It was such a wholesome experience for me. But also, randomly, I think yesterday is up there with my top three best memories of 2024.

Oh, fair play. Fair play.

I haven't been more happy in my entire life. Fair play. And I wanted to take a moment to say, obviously, Rem's not here, but I love you, man, very much.

Love you too, G, man. Yeah, man. Obviously, we can't really spoil too much about what that was because it's not out yet. But yeah, man.

Yeah. So, yeah, Long story short, Daddy had his little directorial debut yesterday on something light that we did that was supposed to be light, didn't end up being light. Ended up being a proper project. A serious time and effort investment. But I was so excited and I was overwhelmed with gratitude and love for you lot because I could see that it was pitched. Granted, Justin pitched it as 40 minutes, not me. But it was pitched as a 40 minute little writing after the meeting and ended up being like a three and a half hour, really long winded time investment. And not one person, no one was invested in this thing more than me. It was so easy for me to not care how long it was taking. But I was so hyper aware of the fact that I'm wasting everyone else's time. People are sacrificing shit that they could be doing right now just so they could entertain my bullshit. And every hour that went by, I was noticing more and more and more that people weren't expressing frustration. Yeah, they weren't bothered. And weren't expressing impatience and weren't expressing just like, fuck sake. Everyone was like, cool, cool, cool, cool.

And I promise you, man, I couldn't believe my eyes. I couldn't believe my eyes. I said sorry to everyone at least 10 times. Everyone was just like, that's fine, that's cool, whatever. And I I just couldn't believe it. I'm like, yeah, I just wanted to say thank you.

You're welcome, G, man. Like I said to you yesterday, bro, it was nice to see it go from a plan in here to watching you on the plane to LA, scribbling drawing shit down to then coming back, telling Justin, you and Justin, going back and forth pause about how it's going to look. Justin then having his creative mind to you guys bouncing off ideas, you directing, okay, you looking at the camera, okay, cool. It It was just nice to see everything developer. It was cool, man. It was very cool. It also pushes out our creativity outside of everything we do. It just takes it to another level. Like I said to you yesterday, so, yeah, man, Well done, man.

Yeah, thank you, G. It made me realize that such small things can be so... Those close-up shops in the office yesterday took hours. It did. The way it made me think about what I'm asking for, for someone to do, and you have to reframe it and reframe it. When I was going back and forth with Lawrence about just the one expression I'm trying to get out of him and just be like, it It shouldn't be cool. It made me realize that I can't explain it the way-you would hear it. That I would hear it. In order to get the reaction that I want from you, I need you to pretend that something completely different is happening. I'm saying Okay, cool. I want you to react to me walking through the door and this and this. And he's doing a face and I'm like, no, not that face. Kind of like, imagine this is happening. And he's doing another face. I'm like, no, not that face. Then by the end of it, I'm like, imagine we're in a field, there's a sniper, there's this. I was like, this is completely different to what's actually happening, just so I can elicit a very specific reaction from you.

Then when we finally got it, I was just like, This is the greatest feeling I think I've ever felt. This is the greatest feeling I've ever felt in my life. Then getting that from every single person to create one wholesome thing that on camera is going to last 10 seconds, maybe even less. And I was like, that's cool. Yeah, mom. But it also made me realize that why I guess, some directors can be tyrants because obviously everyone in the office is just like, they're not actors. They're not this, they're not that. So I can imagine if a director is actually working with a professional actor who's getting paid 10 mil for a movie and they're like, I need you to be a bit more like, and they can't do it. They must be like, Big man, how much are you make it?

Yeah. Fucking do the fucking face. So I think about footballers. Yeah, I get a bet.

I bet. I fucking bet, actually.

It's jarring. How are you playing like this? You get paid how much a week?

Yeah, damn. But anyway, I just wanted to take that moment to, again, show you guys appreciation because yesterday meant a lot to me. Good, man.

I'm happy for you, honestly.

Thank you. Right, guys, we're going to charge it there. As always, we love you to pieces. Yes, sir. Love of love. Yeah.