Transcript of SHXTSNGIGS USA TOUR VLOG!

Where are we today, bro? We are in Toronto. I was going to say the wrong city like I did last time. But we're in Toronto. I think it's called the Queen Elizabeth Theater. You can't really see on this camera, but the venue looks incredible. Bring out the house light so you can see real quick. They're going to... Yeah, look. Really nice venue. Plush seats. Well ventilated. Comfy chairs. Comfy chairs, spinaroonies as well. I'm excited. I can tell there's going to be some lights going on here with the red and the blue. I think the red and the blue are the wrong way around. No, they're not. They're on the right way around. Yeah, man, I'm I'm excited. Trying to get my energy up because it's been a long day. You know it, I know it, he knows it, but it's going to be a fucking great show. You feel me?

Guys, we are finally here at the World Food I'm in a truck in Orlando, Florida. I've finally taken my bro's ski to where he's always wanted to go, you know, birthday present and that. So, yeah, man, we're here. How are you feeling? I'm gas. There's like nine million food trucks here. We're excited. So let's not waste time chatting. Let's Let's order some stuff and try it. Yeah, man. Get some reactions. Yeah, see you all going. I didn't have to take this down. It's really hot. It's so hot. It tastes like come up from the kettle. See, finally, going on a ride. That's all. That's all. Wow. Yeah. All going to go. It's spitting limescale, bro. You don't want to get... You don't want to get this food. It's fucking on my T-shirt. It's fucking on my T-shirt. Is it messed up your shirt? It's fucking on. Look at this shit. Oh, damn. Game is the game, bro. Game is the The game is the game. Where are we right now? We are in Plaza Live in Orlando. We're about to rock out with our cocks out. We've got Rem in the building, we've got Jacob in the building, we've got Megan in the background, and obviously, Jimmy James Jr.

Is here as well. You know Yeah, man, it's going to be a great show. This is show number 8. This is show number 8, and it's going to be great. Let's go. I can see a lake and a river and the lonely mountain. Lord of the Rings? We're almost there. It's got to be. Or Hobbit. Can you hear me? The Hobbit. Is it The Hobbit? It's the Hobbit. I know which way to go. Well, actually, Arthur and I were thinking of taking a little skiing holiday up in the Canadian Rockets. No. I don't know that. Sorry. I know that one. We just... Jumanji. He did get that marking done on the new wall. You got it. Best guy. Best guy, then. Just a lot of fresh. Yeah, man. I hate the trend, but I like the skin. I love that. That's the next match. That can't be the next match. Best show so far? Best show so far, man. Very good crowd. Very, very, very good lighting. The stage was amazing. You were amazing. You were amazing. You got a car, you got a car, you got a car, you got a car. The sick show.

Awesome. Where are we today, James? Today, so we are in ATL. First time here. I'm very excited. This is the one I've been excited for. Venue's really nice. I've always wanted to come here. Yeah, man, let's hope it goes well, bro. This has just become a running joke. It is becoming a running fucking joke. What even is... It's literally pissing everywhere. Can't have this keep happening every single time. God. I'll tell you how much I spent in Uniqlo getting replacement T-shirts because I keep losing T-shirts in the crowd. Yeah. We went Uniqlo the other day to replace my T-shirt to spend $400 on T-shirts. How many did you buy? A lot. I've already thrown half of them into the crowd. Fucking hell. Other shows. I'm going to have to go back and get more. That's insane. A few moments later. I don't want to shade him like that, but we went to a city and got a haircut recently, and it was the worst haircut I've ever had. I said, he cut into my hairline so much. I said, I'm going to have Stubble here. As you can see, I've got a fucking Stubble growing back here, bro.

I didn't notice though. I actually noticed. You're the only one in the room who didn't notice, but I appreciate it. Has there been anyone who's followed you back? What you've been proper gast about? Two of us followed me back. I don't really follow you. I don't follow that many people to be excited because I was following back. I think I follow 300 people, maybe. Do you know what was the stupid place in the peg? Yeah. But after we did the It was for the episode. I remember when I was on my way home, I opened my Instagram and Chucks of followed me on Instagram. Even though it's minor, by the time, I was like... Yeah, I was like... Yeah. I didn't expect that. Who would gas you if it comes up saying, started following me? Gordon Ramsey. Gordon Ramsey? I would shit myself. Gordon Ramsey? Yeah. Okay, fair. It's random. Yeah, it's random. It's really random. I've been in such a Gordon Ramsey hole recently, watching this shit in hotels. If you just randomly follow me, I would have a pop-up. For me, anyone in the start of a level for United, they all follow Harry Pinero and it pisses me off.

Wait, it's well-deserved. I got Gus. After the GK episode, she followed me. Did she? Let's go. That's it. On that pop-up, I screenshot it, said it to my mates, I said, What's your flex? I Yo, yo. How are you feeling? Tired, man. The venues of how much you're going to get today are terrible. Have a good night, though. Yeah, it's fine, man. Fine. What time is your get back? Yo, yo. You got back in the light. You got back? 12:00, 12:00. 12:00 is not bad. I thought it would be 3:00 or something. From the message, you put a message in the group chat, 3:00 in the morning. I was like, dude. You went to bed at seven. This is it. Swing it. I thought it was just swing it. Fuck, no. No. No. No. No. Stop. Stop, please. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. So I'm on Megan's vlog right now, yeah. Come back from rum punch brunch. I'm wearing the... Not from Paris, Madame. French joint. Look at the back. Look at the back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm lick off. Right, James has finished poohing in my toilet. All I did was let... It took four minutes to get my whole coil out.

No, four minutes to drop your shoe. The unwind took four and a half minutes. Oh my God. The recall took 36 minutes. The recall for your willie? Yeah. I had to flick I'm going to take it up and then... I had to flick it up and... I haven't been drunk yet, brother. I haven't been drunk yet. I'm mugged, Megan. That wrong punch had me swanning. That wrong punch. I was supposed to just swam. So you all went to Houston already? You all went to Houston already? So we got to go to Houston. What a car. I like to live in a car. We were waiting in Houston for a while. Oh, so you all get to Houston experience. Oh, okay. You all got to go in a hurricane. We got some guests today. We got some guests today. We I'm not going to say... Like, missile. You all know Michel is for me? Wow. Danger. Yeah. Too dead, babe. That's the fat, the mozzarella as well. I can't be... What is the one? I thought the extra cheese was like that. There has to be too much cheese in there, right? Wow, the cheese pull.

That's it. That place was one of two. Either one instead of two, you're guessing how good it is that you know what I'm saying? No, it's good enough to finish the slice. I'm hungry. I might have a second. Okay, cool. Ellis wanted to go here. Four kilos. This is the famous cake shake. Let's go for it. It's going to take a few stops. Is it good? Is it worth the wait? Yeah, it actually is. Jesus Christ. I'm going to need some insulin. Strong night. It's actually really good. You put it down. The only once in your life, though. The only have it once in your life.