Transcript of I WILL DUMP YOU!

Which intrusive thought did you let win? Biting my man's bum.

Every girlfriend I've ever had, not biting, but every other had has let the intrusive thought of invading my butt privacy.

Yeah, fact. Biting is heinous.

Yeah, bite is too much. You'll catch an elbow easily. Yeah, facts. Easily. Bro, all the gallon will try a finger man through the trousers. It pisses me off. I'll turn around and jump out my skin.

I think after the first time, maybe the second, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, I'll sit her down. Listen, I know this is play, play, and I know this is the banter you like, but this can't run with me.

I hate every time you do it.

But, bro, you're not understanding you're fueling the third time.

I know, I hate it. I will dump you. I hate it.