Transcript of Fan PO Box Opening!

Next one we want to do is this one, right? All right, cool. This, you see how dusty it is? This is a couple of years old now. This was a gift from Tazer when he came on the show, right? It was. Fun fact, only two guests have ever bought gifts. Tazer is the one and Mo Gilligan is the other one.Mo.

Gilligan, yes. I was thinking, who was the other one?

Tazer bought... The reason this one makes me laugh, right? Okay. This is obviously coffee patrine. Which they don't do anymore. Which they don't make anymore. Tazer bought this after it discontinued. When he brought in, I was gassed. I think we cracked it open when GK Barry was hit. I spilled it all in my bid, which was horrible, and it stunk for the rest of the day. This is one of my favorite drinks ever made, alcohol-wise. I absolutely love it. The first time we I've never tried this, or the first time I ever tried it, Tobi brought it to uni, right? Okay. And we tried it in the house. And that same day, we went to... I can't remember. We went to something's yard, right? It was me, you, and Tobi went to some chick's yard. I can't remember who it was, but her housemate was there, right? Okay. We never met this housemate. It was a mixed race girl. It was in uni? In uni. Okay. It was a mixed race girl, right? You, man, were making out like, I like this girl. The reason you, man, were making out like, I like this girl is because you...

I can't even remember what it was. You, man, used a durable word to explain how I was acting. You said, I was trying to act like 1010 James for this fucking girl. You were giggling. This is probably the beginning of the Tobi issue. You, man, were giggling at me and making me feel so low. I can't remember what the fucking word was.

I don't recall whatsoever.

I remember it like it was yesterday. I remember it like it was yesterday. Really? Yeah. That's what I think about when I think about this drink. The time we went to some random girls' yard. Who the fuck was the main girl that we went there for? Because it wasn't this fucking mix of things. We didn't know her. I don't remember.

What year were we in?

Probably final year. Or maybe no. No, no. Third year. Third year. We would have been there.

Damn, I definitely I do not remember.

Because I remember the girl, the mixie girl had a man, and she was, for some reason, explaining a story about her man. She said something like... This is when we were too young to even be part of this conversation. She said something like, She hates anal, but she does it for her man because he loves it. And she just bites the pillow 'cause he deals with it. I remember you looked at me with that look. You looked at me with that look that you look. And you were like, Fuck.

Fuck. She bites the pillow because he loves it. That's a ride or die. That's a trooper if I've ever heard of one. Yeah, bro.

Jesus. So that's what I think about when I think about this conference. Fuck. Yeah, bro.

Okay.

Yeah, fucking hell. Oh my God, that's a lose. From the top of your head, can you remember what that fucking word was?

There's only one word that can come to my head. You said that we said you were acting in a way to try and impress her?

Yeah, to try and I was like, what? You think I'm acting fake? And then Toba was like, no, you're not acting fake. You're just acting.

The only word that comes to mind, but it doesn't really coincide with what you're saying is Agbaya. Maybe.

What does that mean?

The thing is, I don't even know the actual translation, but it means.

Or what would you use it for?

It's not the right one because you'd probably use Agbaya in a way that if you are... How can I explain it? As an older person, you're doing something that kids should do. It's hard to explain. It's hard to explain. It's like you're taking the piss. I hear you. It's like you're taking the piss. I actually don't know the actual dictionary definition. Okay, fair, fair, fair. That's what I'm saying. It can't be that word. It can't be that word.

So I don't know. Because I don't even remember this scenario.

We'd have to ask Tobi.

I'm going to ask him. Come in to Bellet. Bellet right now. Okay.

You guys are getting inside.

Yeah, inside, bro. Right, Tobes. Yo, G. Yo, my brother. What's up? Real quick, we're just recording an episode. I just need your insight on something. All right, talk to me. Bro, I don't know if you're... You probably remember because fear doesn't remember. But... Years and years and years ago, right? The first time that you ever bought a coffee Patron to Uni, right? Yeah. That same evening, me, you and Fueg went to some random... I don't remember whose yard it was. We went to some girls' yard and she had a mixed-race roommate.

I know.

You know who I'm talking about? Okay, cool. That same day, this is what I'm trying to get to you. I'm so fucking had to... I love you so much. That That same day, yeah, you and Fuegz used a variable word to say how I was acting because you were saying I was trying to act up for this girl. I can't remember what the fucking word was. I can't remember what it was. Do you remember what it was?

I'm trying to know what you think.

I was saying, are you man saying I'm being fake? Like trying to impress and you were like, no, not fake. You're just doing the most. You, man, were giggling like, yes, and it might upset me.

Maybe Shackara.

Shackara. You're doing Shackara. That rings a bell.

Maybe. What does that mean?

How do I explain it?

It's hard to You're acting these verbiages. It's hard to explain. You're acting like, not bougey, but... Kind of like doing the most, but not at the same time. Doing the most, yeah.

All right, fair play.

You're acting too cool for school.

Okay, that sounds familiar. That sounds familiar. That sounds familiar. Okay, bear, bear, bear. Fan?

Wait, so why are you on the line? How do you explain Agbaya? What does Agbaya mean? How do you translate it?

I have to use an example. A 50-year-old going out to a club full of 20-year-olds.

See what I'm saying? Adwas doing kids shit. You see what I'm not saying, yeah. It's hard to explain. That's hilarious. Thank you for the clarification.

Thank you, bro. I appreciate you. I'll shout you.

I love it. We got them in the end. So it probably was Shakara. Cool, cool, cool. Maybe. I do not remember this memory. Really? I don't recall what's going on.

I'm so gassed he remembers. That's gang.

I'm so gassed. That's gang. We needed that.

Right. Have you got anything else?

We have a fish hook all the way from fucking New Zealand, bro. New Zealand. And there's actually a note on the back. It says, Daddy's. This was set in May 2024. Congratulations on the '02. So proud of all of you and what you've achieved so far and can't wait to see where you go from here. Apologies if I'm saying this incorrectly. Hey Matan or Hi Matan, which means Fish Hook, to help you catch your dreams and guide you on your journey. Fuck. Lots of love. H-m-1-x-x-x.

Let me see this thing. That's fucking cool. That is cool. And some Moana thing.

All the way from New Zealand is crazy. Yeah, bro. That's literally on the other side of the world.

That really It is. That's fucking sick. Yeah, man.

Yeah, Hey, Matau.

Hey, Matau. Hey, Matau.

Hey, Matau. I think.

Gary, thank you for this. Hoping we can make it to the other side of the world soon and we can thank you in person. That's That's unbelievable. That is unbelievable. That's unbelievable. All right, guys. Cool shit, man. It's very cool.

She sent me a message for me to read it. Oh, yeah, go for it. The Maui version of our history tells us that Maui fished up the North Island of New Zealand, Te Ika, Maui. He used a fish hook made of the jawbone of his grand mother and a woven line. The fish hook, Hey, Matau, denotes the importance of the ocean, fishing, and the relationship of the god of the sea, Tangaroa. It represents strength, prosperity, and safe travels over water, and is a symbol of good luck for those who possess it as they are seen as a provider and protector who is strong-willed and determined to succeed in life. If worn, it can be a symbol of power, authority, good health, and abundance.

Damn, bro.

Fair play, man. I'm tired of not having any mythology in my fucking- Bro, there's a bear nuances.

Yeah, man. They've got it all. We got it.

That's fucking sick.

The Maori culture is just stacked of meaningful stuff. Clearly, man. So jelly.

Jore of his nan. It's a bit mad.

No, it's right.

You got to love fish. Crazy. The jaw of his grandmother. My God. All right, fair play. All right, next up. Next up, I'm going to go for these. So jelly. So these were in what city? Washington?

Washington, yes. Okay, cool.

So when we were on tour for the Tour of the Century, Daddy's Home, we did two nights in Washington. On the first night, they had at the venue that we were playing at, sick venue. What was it called again? That's where it had all the... It was like a historical venue. It was a big deal as well. It was a fucking big deal. They made a big deal out of it. You could see all the artists that I played there, they had a more graffit all over the walls. When we were there, the first day that we pulled up, I saw a fucking half pipe down.Literally.

On the other side of the road.

In the back of the fucking thing. They were having a skating tournament there and it looked sick. I was so fucking gasping like, Oh, this is cool. I think when we were doing soundcheck, we could still hear their fucking music. I was like, This is going to be a fucking problem. At the end of the second show on the second night, as we were packing up, the venue gifted us these two skateboards. Which is awesome, man.

Which was just the coolest fucking shit of all time, bro.

Apparently, a portion of proceeds is used to give skateboards to kids.

So they saw us as kids. Some cool shit, man. The Howard Theater. Howard Theater. The Howard fucking Theater. That was a fucking sick venue. That was a venue. That was a sick venue. So how have we got to play there.

That was one of my favorites. So this was really, really cool. I was over the moon when we got given these.

Yeah, man.

See the artwork on the back? Oh, shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, let's go. Yeah, the Heart Supply is the brand of the skateboard. Fucking sick, man. Some sick shit, man. Yeah, clearly we haven't used them, but...

All mems, isn't it? Memorabilia.

Oh, yeah. Memorabilia purposes.