Transcript of 954. Andy & DJ CTI: No Kings Protests, Louvre Jewellery Heist & Jimmy Kimmel Hosts Drag Queen Storytime

What is up, guys? It's Andy for selling. This is the show for the real. It's, Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society. And welcome to Motherfucking Reality. Guys, today, We have Andy and DJ Cruise, the motherfucking internet.

Is that how I say it? Yeah. Is that how I say it?

I don't even need you, bro. I just do it all myself. What's going on?

No, go ahead. You're in headline number one. Let's get to it.

Headline number one. Andy's awesome. What's going on, man? Headline number two. Let's talk about it. No, man. Fuck. Still dragging ass, honestly.

I am a little bit, I am a little bit, This last three weeks has been hard on me. Bro, we went from West Coast to the East Coast in six days.

We went to the West Coast, to Midwest, to the West Coast again, to the East Coast. Net fucking thousands and thousands and thousands of people. It's been awesome.

Really awesome people.

I am pretty tired. Pretty beat.

Yeah. Pretty beat.

In fact... What's up? Tired. Give me one of these amazing form energies.

Here we go. Oh, is that the sound for the orange? That's the sound for the orange. Must be our LGBT TV flavor.

What are we talking about? That's a bright and sunny sound, isn't it? He's hanging over there on his sound effects.

It's like orange juice.

Yeah. But yeah, man, Dollar Days is going great. It goes through Wednesday. That means it's going on Wednesday. It'll be over on Thursday. Again, I just want to thank you guys for so much support. It's been awesome to see. It's really cool to see people sharing them out. I think that's my favorite thing to see, but just seeing people go in and fucking slaughter 711 with the form energy is pretty awesome.

With their dollars.

Oh, yeah. It's fucking awesome.

Yeah. No, it's been great. It's been amazing. It's been great, man. We got back Saturday evening time. It's fucking raining here. That sucked. But I went right to it, dude. I felt like I had to redeem myself after the pool incident.

Yeah.

So I tore down a wall in my house. It's going good, though. It's actually going really good. It's going good. But I I did fuck up my lights.

You said the pool was going good.

No, the pool is done. We're not even going to talk about that no more. But I did fuck up my kitchen lights.

Did you ever fill the hole back in at the pool? Is there just a hole?

No, it was just a hole there.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, no. But the project is going good. I did fuck up my lights, though. I didn't have no kitchen lights last night. You got to be careful, dude. Yeah, dude. I almost did track shit out of my stuff. I don't know how those dudes do it.

You get on an Ark of one of those big 220, bro, it'll catch you. You won't get off of it. You'll be dead.

Yeah.

So you need to be careful. There's any moisture or anything, like in the concrete in your basement, do not fuck with it. Do not fuck with it.

Dude, I'm usually not big on doing anything electric. I could do anything else.

Listen, I'm going to tell you, you shouldn't do it. Water and electric, I'm not with it. You shouldn't do it. I've seen how you do shit.

I'm done. Wait, what does that mean?

I'm just saying you think you're better as shit than you are sometimes, and that shit will kill you.

Where did I fuck up? What have I fucked up?

Bro, you're going to listen. My cousin He passed away from that. He went down in the basement with no shoes on, was working on a 220 outlet, and it fucking shocked him, and he got caught on the Ark, and he fucking killed him. Oh, fuck. Yeah, he was 20 years old. Fuck. Yeah, he was 20 years old. Fuck. Yeah, it's just, it's just, it's No, I hired that shit out.

After I fucked it up, I was like, All right, that's enough. That's enough for me. But no, it's going good, though. I'll keep you guys updated. We go from the pool to the wall. Yeah. It's going good. Well, they DJ Google it. But yeah, no, man, let's get into the show. We got a lot of cover.

Don't forget about the fee. Guys, please don't forget about this Dollar Dace thing we've got going on. It's a big deal for us. I really, really, really. Actually, we talked about it in today's company meeting, how awesome it is to see everybody getting behind it. It's fucking surreal, to be honest. We appreciate you guys. You know what was cool with the event, dude, was how many people came through and they were using it as an opportunity to share the love inside their office or their shop or whatever they had going on. You know what I mean?

Bringing cases and shit back to their people.

Yeah, I thought that was cool.

Bro, you know what else was cool? Was the fucking people flying in from places. That guy came in from Michigan. Fucking that one dude drove overnight. He works in North Carolina, lives in Tampa.

Drove overnight, then overnight back. Fuck, man.

It was cool. I don't know, and maybe I just haven't seen it, but I have not seen anything, any place as better people than we do. No.

Because we got the best ones.

We got the best people. We got all of them. The ones we got yet, we're coming. Yeah. It's great, though. But share the show, guys. Don't forget to pay that fee. With that being said, I guess a little quick intro. This was interesting. Gen Z, he freaking out. Amazon went down for a minute. Amazon Web Services mercilessely mocked with a slew of memes after the major websites go down. It wasn't just AWS. I mean, it was anything that AWS hosted. There was also a bunch of others. It was like a weird blackout. Now, we've had a few of these in the past.

This was today, right?

This was today, yeah, where they estimated 50 to 60% of the global internet was now. Wild and weird. But it didn't stop the trolls online with their innudation of great memes. This caption on this was the nigga that fucked it up trying to fix it.

Bro, there's another meme that goes with that. He turns around, he's facing the other way, and he's like, I applied for this job, and I had no idea what to do. That's right.

Yeah, didn't I mean, you got Twitter was cool while the world was on fire. Metta was having problems. Google was having problems. I'm surprised we even got Zoom rolling right now, so it's great to see you guys here. Chat is live and well. But a lot of people are also putting this I'm comparing this, I guess, some Simpsons. I guess they have some Simpsons, Simpsons-Domas thing going on where they call shit out to.

Simpsons-up, what?

Simpsons-domas, trademark. Huh? Simpsons. The Simpsons. Simpsons. Simpsons. Simpsons. Dimus. Shut the fuck up, Joe. Yeah, I don't know. But a lot A lot of people have been comparing this, saying that the Simpsons call this stuff out with some of this stuff, like the world going in, some weird coincidences. I don't know. But it does make you think, bro.

If it does, we're all going to have a whole lot of energy. You know what I'm saying? We're all stocked up on that form energy. But not at all. Bald eagles are going to be in abundance.

And plethora.

Yeah, it's going to be amazing.

But it does make you think, dude, how crazy would the fucking world get if all of it just the internet just stopped today?

It It would be just like it was when I grew up and you guys would all be freaking the fuck out, and I would know exactly what to do. Then I would know exactly how to run a business because I ran one before the internet. All the little dorks out here are going to get steam rolled, just like they're getting steam rolled now.

That wouldn't change much.

Winners fucking win, bitch.

I'd pull up on the bike to see if my friends were home.

Yeah.

That was good times.

You'd get a little Dino with some mags on it. You don't even know what that is.

I had a Mongoose, though. I was a Mongoose guy. I had a mongoose, though.

I was a mongoose guy. I had a mongoose, too.

With some chromepigs. It got stolen.

But you stole it first. It was our bike. It was a neighborhood bike.

Oh, you got it this week. All right, you got it.

I.

Dude, it next week. It was a really good time before pre-Internet. I'm young, but I did live in it, but not because it wouldn't exist. What year were you born? It was because we were poor.

What year were you born?

'95. I had it. I didn't have it because we were poor. You know what I'm saying? To when? Dude, I didn't get my first cell phone until fucking... I was a senior in high school, bro.

Yeah, but you had the internet.

I didn't use it. We didn't have laptops, none of that shit, desktops. I didn't have none of that.

Well, I mean, you know what they say about Black people's computers. Ask the Democrats.

Ask Hussle.

Yeah, ask Kathy Hochul.

That's right. But no, dude, it was a peaceful time. It was a good time. Racism existed only in in real life. It was great.

Which means it existed nowhere.

That's right.

Because everybody that was racist did this shit. That's right. Before they said anything.

That's real, man. That's real. But, yeah, so this happened. That's not the story of the day. Just wanted to bring that up. I did think the memes were great, though. I think everything slowly but surely getting back online. We can thank this guy for fixing it.

Thank you, guy.

But guys, if you want to see any of these pictures, headlines, videos, go to andyfricella. Com. You guys can find them all linked there for you. With that being said, let's go to the headline number one. Got to I'm not going to talk about it, dude. The biggest fucking protest, I guess you can call it globally in the United States, locally, americally. Was it really? Yeah, it was seven million people. Really? Seven million people, all paid.

I didn't see anybody.

I saw a video videos and shit, right? Because it's just obviously getting reposted. I know when we were in Tampa, it was scheduled to go down right when we were leaving out. But I think here in St. Louis, we didn't see a whole lot because it was raining and shit. But let's dive into it, man. Left is protest Leftist protester, spotted wearing frog, cat, dinosaur costumes at No King's protest. It was super gay, basically. Leftist protester, were spotted wearing inflatable frog, cat, and dinosaur costumes during the No King's protest, held at various locations around the United States on Saturday. Let's check this clip out.

Yes. You should definitely take these people very seriously. Do you notice what's not there?

Black people? Well, yeah, because they told them they can't burn shit down this time.

No, that's not what I meant. What I meant was, they're not buying into this shit anymore. No.

No, not only that.

Look, the average age here is fucking 50 or above, 60 or above. Then if they're young, they're all fucking weirded out. You know what I'm saying?

Out in their faces.

Yeah, but black people didn't participate because they understand they've been fucking alienated by this- It's hard being used. You know what's interesting? I was reading this morning. They say no King's, right? Donald Trump's been in office totally. For five years, not even five full years. Chuck Schumer, 44 years. I actually got the list right here. Mitch McConnel, 40 plus years. Pelosi, 38. Maxine Waters, 37. Bernie Sanders, 34. Then they're calling this motherfucker a King. He's been there for less than five years. By the way, he was democratically elected both times. You see what I'm saying? Yeah.

The hypocrisy is crazy.

Yeah.

Not only that, dude, if he was a King-Who's the fucking King?

Yeah. He's a guy for five years who's working his ass off to try and fix things. You may not agree with every move he makes because you're not going to agree with every move a leader makes. However, it's pretty hypocritical for these people to sit there and say, No, King, when these are the same people who were screaming at us during COVID, who were telling us to stay the fuck home, who made us watch our loved ones die over Zoom, who told us we couldn't breathe the motherfucking air. Then they're calling Trump a king. You know what I'm saying? These are the same people, bro. All those people are the same people that were yelling at us for not wearing a mask. Same people. Saying shit like this. What are we going to do with these people? They can't exist in society. They They're on the news saying shit like, These people don't deserve to participate in civil society. Think if we got on the news right here today on all the media networks and said, These motherfuckers that participated in No Kings all deserve to go into a camp. They don't have a place in society.

Fuck them.

What do we do with all these people?

What do we do with these people so we can move on in peace? They could say and do whatever they want, but when it's a little bit that they don't like, they forget all the shit that they did. These people are not worthy of respect. They're not worthy of a conversation. They're not worthy of convincing anything or even acknowledging, to be completely honest. These are spoiled little fucking brats that are willing to pick on you and do whatever they want to you, but the minute that they don't get what they want, they cry and throw a fit. These are also the same people that when they get in office or if they get in office, which I don't think they will again, they would have no problem fucking tyrannically, quote unquote, taking care of their opposition. Remember the polls that were out that said 40 something % of Democrats said that people who weren't obeying COVID guidelines, has heard to lose custody of their kids. Remember the ones that was like jobs, kids. 40%? Yeah, bro. Yeah. Think of all the people that got fired. Right. Think of all the people that... Dude, shut the fuck up.

You motherfuckers done, bro. Nobody takes you serious. I'm glad you wore these ridiculous costumes because it just makes everybody look at you and say, Dude, you guys are a bunch of fucking clowns. Oh, yeah, bro.

Well, not only that, the other... The hypocrisy about all of this, too. It's like, bro, if Trump really was a king, you guys wouldn't be allowed to even do this shit.

First of all, if Trump was a king, those people would be executed.

That's what I'm saying. The government wouldn't be shut down if he was a king.

By the way, I do believe in peaceful protests. For sure. They have a right to do that. Do it all I'm okay with that. I actually appreciate there was very little violence. There wasn't a couple of dudes got knocked the fuck out.

But they're people. They got knocked the fuck out.

Of course. Yeah, great. But, protest all you want, man, but nobody's going to take you seriously when you have no valid points to protest on. No. That's the biggest part of these people. They don't have any legit platform. This is just, I don't like them.

I don't like the orange guy. Okay. Which is the other weird thing, too, bro, because even this This still shot here, bro. I love how all at these times, too, they find this... I don't know where the fuck they find it, but this new re-found love. Now all of a sudden, they're fucking the Patriots.

They were burning flags fucking two years ago.

Fucking two weeks ago, bro. You know what I'm saying? What are we talking about?

What are we talking about? You don't get the shit all over the Constitution for fucking eight years. Have your side make up all kinds of shit. Take money for pay for play, treasonous activities, persecute American citizens, et cetera. Put fucking people like me and you on a goddamn domestic terror list. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you all, too, by the way. Bro.

And once again, like clockwork.

Not you guys, but you know what I'm saying.

Once again, like clockwork, though, you have all these Hollywood celebrities are back in, and they're protesting their peace, this Pasquale guy. I mean, who? I don't fucking know his name. Pedro Pascal.

Bro, did you You see the clips of them going around asking people why they protest?

They couldn't tell you. They have no clue. They couldn't tell you. They have no fucking clue. Because like you said, it's all fucking old people.

Go back to that shirt. Black, Brown, Unity. Where's the white unity? See, that's racist by fucking design.

They get a lot more further if they just say unity.

Well, I think we do need unity.

That's not their move, bro. They want unity with everybody except us. They want the division. Exactly. They want the division. But it was a lot of fucking old people. Hold on.

Boomers be wild. Buries and geriatrics take over DC during no kings. You see the amount of people out there like walkers and shit? Bro. Dude, get the fuck out of here.

Like, come on, lady. You're not even going to be alive in a minute, man. Go sit the fuck down somewhere.

Bro, listen, these people... Here's the problem. Dude. There you go. Dude. Yeah. I can't believe you actually have a picture of one in here. Well, look, dude, these people... Okay, and These people are victims, just so we're clear. See, I see these people for what they are, for these guys who are old. They're victims of manipulation. They just can't understand it. Because remember, for the most of their lives, there was no internet. So they trust CNN, MSNBC, ABC, all that shit, and Fox News. They trust whatever's said on there. I don't trust what's said on any of those things. No. I don't think most people do.

No.

Yeah, man, they're They see this as like, Oh, my God, the rogue internet is going crazy. It's turning people crazy. Oh, my gosh.

Or they see that MSNBC headline and they read that, it's fact.

Let's be fucking real. These are the same motherfuckers that left our country in the place it is today. They failed as a fucking generation of Americans.

I don't have sympathy. No.

They came in, their parents fought in the wars and made a nice little life for them. They were comfortable as fuck, and then they fucking hoarded all the money, hoarded all the land. They tell their kids, All right, well, you're not getting shit. I'm going to go buy a fucking boat. And they set their kids up to get fucking pounded.

Bro, they buy their houses 100 years ago for $7,500 and sell that shit for 7. 5 million dollars.

Yeah, that's right.

I have zero.

Now, fuck all them, dude. Zero. Yeah, fuck them all. Here's the thing. That's my mood today.

It's fuck them all? Yeah. I mean, Trump's on the same page with you. Trump dismisses the joke, No King's Protest, saying, I work my ass off. Let's check this clip.

What's your response to the protest over the weekend, The No King's Breakfast?

I think it's a joke. I looked at the people.

They're not representative of this country.

Then I looked at all the brand new signs paid for...

I guess it was paid for by Soros, another radical to love lunatics.

It looks like it was. Checking it out, the demonstrations were very small, very ineffective.

And the people who were whacked out, when you look at those people, those are not representative of the people of our country. Mr. President, besides the instance of- And by the way, I'm not a king.

I'm not a king. I work my ass off to make our country great.

That's all it is.

I'm not a king at all.

You can say whatever you want about Donald Trump. You can say whatever you want about Donald Trump. He's 80 motherfucking years old. He works harder than most people. Traveling around, doing those talks, shaking hands, that shit. Look, I'm going to be totally honest with you guys. I couldn't do what he does, and I'm half his age.

Bro, the press corps hates it, bro. Because for the last four years with Biden, bro, that's a 9: 00 to 5: 00. With him- Biden was calling Lids at 11: 00 AM. That's what I'm saying. They treat it as a normal work. Here, bro, they're at the White House till fucking midnight, 1: 00 AM, 2: 00 AM.

Hey, man, everybody sees it. Yeah. The people that don't, don't want to see it.

They don't want to, bro. In a true Trump fashion, it wouldn't be Trump because he had that conversation. That was a board of four.

Here's my thing about Trump. If you know that, if you know that, why are you not arresting those fucking guys behind the money? I mean, You're sending ICE in to arrest the criminal illegals. We got some shit to say about that, too, by the way. You've declared Antifa a domestic terrorist group. You're arresting them. But why aren't you arresting the people who enable these people? Why aren't you arresting the people who fund these people? Why aren't you cutting the fucking snake's head off so that we don't have to worry about it anymore?

Because you can't coordinate seven million people. That's not a fucking grassroots movement.

You know how they do it? We've seen it.

You know what I'm saying? It's like, That's not grassroots. It's pay-for-play shit, bro. All of those people are fucking paid, and they're using our dollars to do it, which I don't believe is... I'm not with that. I'm not with that. I'm not fucking with it. No. But in true Trump fashion, he had that to say, That was a board Salesforce One, he's not going to let it go without a little trolling. And so he trolled them with a top gun style AI mean. He likes the AI shit. He likes it a lot. He doesn't use it for how we use it. But he posted this on Truth Truth Social.

Now, he uses it like the boomers use it. Yeah. Make my cat a superhero. That's right. That says America. That's right. Give him a cape, red, white, and blue.

Yeah. To make them fit. Yeah. No, he posted this on Truth Social. Let's check this out.

I swear to God.

He posted this on Truth. Is that Sisson? Yeah.

Oh, man. You can't do it. You know what I would normally say? I would say that's not very unifying, but you can't unify those people. No. These people are gone.

It's unifying for us.

They're gone. Yeah, absolutely.

For sure. Now, to your point, though, right? Because he mentioned- That's not very presidential.

Well, neither is running up and down the street in a fucking dinosaur uniform, crying about shit that you don't know anything about.

That's very public service-wise. But to At some point, Trump called it out, Soros is funding this shit. Who is funding it? Let's talk about it. Democrat donors. Interestingly, an anti-Israel group. Isn't that weird? Wait, so you got Soros and then also anti-Unite.

Fuck, man. It's an anti-Truc fucking Vultron.

Bro, what is happening right now? But yeah, protests are supporting the global intifada to destroy the state of Israel are embedded in today's No King protest, a nationwide demonstration, which organizers say evokes power to the people through an investigation into its funding and planning, tells a different story, which goes back to the central point here is it's paid division. It's paid fucking division. For example, in New York, the UAW Labor for Palestine and the New York City Labor for Palestine quietly called for the Palestine Labor Solidarity Contingent to meet Saturday morning at Dwart Square in Midtown, Manhattan and then flew into the schedule, No King's Protest against Donald Trump's presidency, according to the outlet news online. It's all over there. Now, we got to talk about Israel because Interestingly enough, you go ahead, say it, Andy. Say it, Andy. Where's the clip?

I don't have to say anything.

Roll the clip.

Roll the clip. I'm going to tell you for sure what's going to happen. He's going to do the same shit again to embarrass Trump, to to leverage Trump again. Before those hostages come back, there will be a new set of foreign shit that happens. Here's why. Netanyahu is using these attacks to maintain his power in Israel. Well, because if peace happens and he- They're going to boot him. Yeah, he's gone. It's only going to discredit Trump further with everybody else. This is going to be the same old thing because Netanyahu has to. Because if he doesn't, he's going to be pulled from power and probably prosecuted.

Updates. Israel launches a wave of airstrikes on Gaza as Truce Teeter. Yeah. Israel says a ceasefire in aid to resume after airstrikes. Kill 26 people. And this was actually updated, I believe, 96 injuries or total casualties with 26 of them being killed. Now, the craziest The hard part about all of this is how did it start?

Some kid probably threw a rock.

Well, here's a crazy thing. Two IDF soldiers were killed. Now, what happened was they were IDF and they where engineers were clearing a zone and an unexploded Israeli ordnance went off and killed them. They blame it on Moss and start bombing the shit out of them once again. I told I told you. Now, peace is back. We're fine.

Hold on. You guys throw that clip in there, right? Yeah. Okay. I mean, look, man, Netanyahu cannot have peace or he'll get persecuted. He'll get prosecuted. It's Very simple to understand. It's never going to happen until they take care of Netanyahu.

It's so crazy, bro.

It's so crazy. No, it's not. It's actually just par for the course for the dude this guy It's so crazy, man.

Guys, what do you guys got on this, man? Let's check the chat out. Remember, guys, if you'd like to participate in our chat, you can check the link in the description below. I signed up for the opportunity for that. But yeah, false flag. False flag coming, man. What do you think?

Yeah.

I mean, you're not a gambling man.

Well, when I do, I win.

When you do, you win. False flag, man. What do we think?

I mean, look, it's coming, dude. These people are going to get desperate, and they're going to need something to take the focus off of the shit that they're doing. They're going to do something.

Test with the AWS going down. I mean, listen, maybe. We also know, too, that fucking comet. What's that thing called, Joe? The AI comet thing, A3 or something like that, that fucking asteroid. Oh, yeah. It's supposed to be coming in a matter of days.

Loaded with 5 million reptilian soldiers that are going to invade the country. It sounds like Project Bluebeam to me. Yeah. It is interesting reading about that thing, though.

It is wild, bro.

It's interstellar. It doesn't obey the laws of gravity. Yeah, and biggest one.

It's like me in high school on the O-line.

Yeah. We are, man.

Check.

I'm with Alec, bro. He says, I really do not give a fuck about these countries. I don't either. I care about our country. I agree. That's always been my position. I do not give a buck about any country outside of this one until this one is completely taken care of. I mean infrastructure, I mean people. I mean economy. I mean the total restoration of the American dream. Then maybe we could talk some things. But even then still, I just don't think that's the case. I think we need to ban any foreign aid or any foreign involvement for the next decade at a minimum.

I agree, dude. I agree. I say until LA and Tampa get their fucking traffic squared away, we don't need to be doing shit. That's a fact. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think with that being said.

I think it's funny these celebrities are participating, not realizing that the whole reason nobody wants to watch any of their shit is going to continue to do this.

I hope they all get replaced by fucking AI.

They're going to. I don't like that. Listen, these people are irrelevant. Come on, bro. Who's showing up to watch any of these films? Who's showing up to watch Ben Stiller do anything? Listen, his movie sucked in the first place. Yeah, they did. Okay? Yeah, they did. I don't even know who those other fucking three are. Was that Spike Lee? Spike Lee. Spike Lee, the guy who thinks he's a big deal but has never really been one. Yeah, he does suck. His only thing that he's ever known for is sitting on the next floor as a rich motherfucker. That's it. Shut the fuck up.

With some quirky outfits.

Spike Lee.

I don't know.

Who's that girl on the right?

She's dumb, too. That's law and order.

Yeah, well, dumb ass.

Guys, let us know. With that being said, man, let's go check out some of these comments. Got a couple here. This first one is from Lock, Stock, and Prepared, 67, 73. Tell me you're a prepper without telling me you're a prepper. I'm with it, though. I'm with it. He says, Bought out my local Speedway/7 711 yesterday. Going back for round 2 tomorrow to pick up more #711, #FormEnergy, #RealAF.

That's what's up.

Yes.

Lock, Stock, and prepared.

Pop, lock, and drop it.

When it's FormEnergy. It's awesome.

Did you get that reference?

Yeah, I got it, dude. Pop, lock, and drop it. That's right. What do you think I don't know? That song, I was working in the bars when that shit came out.

You know the dance?

Yeah.

How do you do it?

I'm not doing it.

Oh, man. You know the craziest thing? I feel like growing up, though, you guys had really nice songs, love songs, even What I'm going to tell? I'm going to tell Ryan, Oh, how did you meet mom? Oh, pop, block, and drop came on. I took her out.

I saw this rap song the other day, and it was this girl in a wheelchair. Oh, I saw that. She's rapping, and she goes, My legs don't work, but this pussy still squirt.

This is where we're at.

This is where we're at with culture, bro.

Like, Grandpa, how did you meet grandma? Oh, well.

Her pussy still squirt. Their legs don't work, but you know what I'm saying? Joe, would you let me put those lyrics in the song, buddy?

Yeah. Her booty hole was brown, so I mean, you know. Good God, man. Yeah, great times. Lock, stock, prepare, appreciate you, bro. This next one is from Ruben Lopez, 6081. Says, This show is getting raunchier and raunchier. I love it. I fucking love it. An amen to the retirement ago subject.

How's it getting raunchy? The world's getting raunchy, bro. We're just reporting.

Yeah. I didn't even start taking my clothes off. Yeah. That's raunchy.

Yeah. I've seen it. No, you haven't.

No, actually, there was that time. Okay, never mind. We got one more. Lgbtqfjb48. I made my work partner by a first for him the other day. He's a raging Democrat, L-O-L, to which somebody, the Chandler 419 said that Andy juice will help straighten them back out.

That's a fucking right fact. Hey, you need some family members start to take it clear. Yeah. Throw them one of them energies.

That's right. That's right. Dolla Day is still rolling, guys.

You crack that screaming freedom. You funnel that down their throat, bro. They'd be singing a different tune. It'd be Yankee Doodle fucking Dandy, bro.

Don't tread on me Yeah. They're going to turn around. That's right, man. Yeah, no. Screamer. Dollar Days are still going on, guys. We got today, tomorrow.

That's it.

And that's it. So lock in.

Yeah, pop, lock, drop it.

That's right. There you go. That's a good song, man.

Pop, Lock, and Share It.

All right? Look at that. Yeah, a little infringement, trademarking and copyright infringement.

That's what I'm saying.

Let's keep cruising, though, man. We got a headline, too. We got to go to... Where is this? We got to go to France. Yeah, let's go to France.

The Secret Weenie.

Yeah, that's right. We got to go to France for this one. Headline number two reads, Brazen Louver Robbery. A crew may have been hired by collector, prosecutors say. This was wild. It's pretty crazy. I feel like you only see this shit in the movies. You know what I'm saying? It actually happened in real life. The thief who brazenly robbed the Louver Museum in Paris and stole priceless jewelry in one of the most daring museum heist in recent memory may have been hired by a private collector, officials say it. Paris prosecutor Laura Bacot told local media that investigators believe the robbers who carried out the raid in just seven minutes in broad daylight on Sunday may have been commissioned by a collector or purely motivated by the value of the jewels and precious metals, Reuters reported, We're looking at the hypothesis of organized crime.

You think? I'm sure it was just a bunch of retards that fucking cracked in there and stole a bunch of jewels in seven minutes.

Seven minutes, bro.

You know what I'm saying?

But I mean, here's the thing. You steal that shit. Is it a black market? Is that a real thing for fucking shit?

Yeah, bro. Sometimes people buy this stuff and they'll pass it down into family for 30, 50, 100 years, and the shit will just show back up. And by that time, it's theirs.

That's your limitation. Yeah, fuck. Jeez. I feel like this is like movie-level shit. Yeah, man. It's fucking crazy, man. There was a total- It ends up in some rich dude's house, and nobody really knows that it's stolen.

You know what I mean?

That's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. Because here's the thing. It wasn't like it was just like... They stole, I think, the Crown of Napoleon III's wife.

One of them, they dropped outside and left it on the pavement, and somebody found it. That's crazy. That's how they started getting caught.

That's crazy, dude. But yeah, it was a total of nine objects were targeted, eight of which were actually stolen, to your point. The Crown alone is worth tens of millions of euros, though experts say it is not the most significant piece that was taken. They have not yet identified the robbers who made their escape on motorbikes. Bro, this is a fucking movie. That's a fucking movie. That's a movie. Let's check this clip out because there was some footage. Let's check this report. They used a fucking chainsaw. They used a crane to break into the museum.

Bro, that's so wild. They-ce camion Nassel arrive sur les 9h30.

9h34, il y a la pénétration dans la galerie, et quelques minutes That's crazy. Yeah, dude. It's like the town where they dressed up as the cops and did it in the middle of the day. You know what I mean? Yeah, bro. Because they dressed up as maintenance workers, and that's why nobody stopped them. From what I understand.

Dude, it was giving me Den of Thiefs vibes.

Something like that.

You know what I'm saying? They dressed up as the money, armored carrier and shit. Bro, I mean, that's some high level shit.

That's not Den of Thiefs, though, just so you know.

No, that was Den of Thiefs. No.

That's heat.

They didn't Den of Dent of Thiefs suit.

No. Den of Thiefs is your generation's heat. It's the same movie.

So it's the same thing.

It's the same, yes, but not really. It came from heat.

Okay.

Dent of Thiefs is like a wish version of heat. No, it's not better. Newer and better. Not even close to better.

No. You're fucking insane. I haven't seen Heats.

Yeah, you're insane. Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer. Heat is 10 times better than fucking Den of Thiefs.

I do like Val Kilmer, RP.

Italian job, too. That's right. Yeah, bro. It's heat, dude. Heat. Dude, if you watch Heet for 10 minutes, you're going to be like, I can't believe they tricked me into fucking thinking that Den of Thies was a real movie. Really?

Yeah, it is a real movie.

No, it's not. It's a good movie. It's good, but it ain't a real movie. It's like a fucking Wish version of Heet. Okay. And Heet's very long.

Oh, fuck.

No, it's awesome. Is It's got the best-Dude, I'll watch it. It has the best shooting scene. Cimematography? No. It has the best shooting scene in any movie ever. The second best shooting scene in any movie ever is Ronan. Nope. Most people haven't seen that either.

Nope. Dj, you will like it. I'll be the judge of that. I'll listen. Andy's like...

See that nick knows Ronan sick. Best urban gunfight. Absolutely.

Days of Thunder. But see, then they say stupid shit like that. It's just like, Days of Thunder MVP. That's not stupid.

These people have taste. These people are cultured.

How does it compare to Days of Thunder?

How does what compare? The heat? Yeah.

How old is this fucking movie, bro? Thirty years old, bro? Yeah. That's fucking old.

Point Break. The original Point Break is pretty good, too. The fucking second Point was horrible.

I don't know what that is. Horrible.

All right. Black Hawk Down is definitely great, too.

Oh, that's a great movie. All right. I love the movie suggestions. But yeah, I mean, dude, fuck.

Have you ever seen that movie? That one movie? Fuck, what's it called? Battle for Europa?

Europa's Last Stand.

Have you seen that one?

No. Wait, is that a joke? I don't know.

I've heard your- DJ likes Black cock down.

Yeah. Give your parents their iPad back. All right. I'm a fucking troll. No, man. It didn't make me think, though. To pull off something that you have to be fucking pretty. I mean, bro, that's some high-level fucking. You're written a crane and shit. I wonder If that's a fucking... Again, you know the movies. I didn't think that shit existed in real life like that, though. But then there was a thought, too. I'm like, Fuck, what if it was just some fucking immigrants, some illegal immigrants over there that fucking got together and fucking stole it? You know what I'm saying? They stole the crane, too. Because, bro, they be scamming. You know what I'm saying? They be scamming.

This took some intelligence.

Okay. All right.

This should be real. What? Is it wrong?

We are here Can you redeem the crowd.

Versus, We're here to eat your pets.

That's right. That's right. Okay. All right. So it took some high-level thinking. Okay.

A lot of cats they can buy with that shit. You know what I'm saying? A lot of cats. Don't give a sec.

No, man. It's just it is a crazy thing because-Yeah, bro.

It probably was, bro. You know what happened? Here's what happened. They went in. They got high on all kinds of duck and cat meat. Smoked some hooka, came up with this great idea. You know what I'm saying?

How the fuck do you get high off a duck and cat, though?

I don't know. I mean, have you seen these motherfuckers? Biting heads off ducks and shit? Come on, man. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Oh, man. But speaking of illegals, though, we do have to address something. A little update and some information. You guys know on the last show we talked about, we had Tony and his dad, but he sent a message that updated us. That was information that was actually left out of the initial story. Yeah. I would like to clarify this.

I would, too.

Listen, we're good people, and I think that's what was explained. We're good people, right? If fucked up shit like that's happening, yeah, that's wrong. It's fucked up. But this is Tony Diem, and he left out the piece.

Now, we're talking about the young man that we met at the Riverside meet and greet, who we talked about on last show about ICE.

They locked up his dad.

They were a little more to story. Yeah.

The piece that was left out was that his dad had a past DUI on his record that never got removed. I think, dude, listen, that's a very important piece because when we talk about these ICE removals, people that have been in this country, whether it be fucking 10 years, 30 years, if they were just here and had no... That's not a priority for any type of removal at all. But if ICE is checking the record and you came into this country illegally and you did something else, that's a priority for them to remove you, man.

There's no way to make exceptions like that. It's a system, and I'm sure it'll get sorted out. The point is that there was more to it. It's just important to note that. No, for sure.

I'm sure it will all get situated and handled. But for me, again, if you've been here 30 years and nothing, cool. You still got to get it fixed, right? But cool. But people would have criminal records. It makes sense. Okay, that makes more sense if they just picked him up for that. You know what I'm saying? Because they already got him flagged. But yeah, a little update on that. Do you think this shit's ever going to get recovered?

Probably not.

No, it's gone.

Yeah, probably. It's gone. Fuck.

Since some dudes-I mean, dude, They didn't just take it without an idea of where it was going and how to move it.

Once it's out of there, it's going to be hard to find.

Yeah, fuck. Do they serialize that shit? Because I know we talked, even with... Because you're being into watches and shit, too, right? The black market for watches and stolen watches and shit.

Yeah, you have serial numbers on each piece that then get logged in with the insurance company.

Got it. If it does ever get popped up.

Yeah. The museum I sometimes have insurance for this shit, but it's irreplaceable stuff.

It wasn't fucking them. You know what I'm saying? Fuck. All their total is illegal right now.

The Louver is awesome, dude. I've never been. Yeah, I've been. I got to see the Mona Lisa. Damn. Yeah, it was cool.

But see, even like that, do you think it was the real Mona Lisa or you think it was a fake one?

I mean, we have no way to know.

How do you know? That's what I'm saying. Because you know they do that with the Declaration of Independence. If you go to DC, the Declaration of Independence, they two or three that they put on display. There's only one real one, obviously, but then they have another one that they were placing.

I think the real one is hanging in Trump's office.

Now? Yeah. I mean, fuck. I don't know. How do you know? I don't know. I learned that from watching National Treasure, though.

Yeah.

It's a great movie. That's a great movie. What, Andy?

Pull up the chat.

National Treasure.

National Treasure is a great movie.

Okay, yeah. Great movie. Finally, a great movie call out. National Treasure. It is great. See?

That movie sucks.

No, Andy. Andy. Andy. Somebody said, Fuck nick Cage.

Nicholas Cage only plays one character. In Die Hard? No, he's the same character in every movie.

He's like, Oh, we got to save the world.

The The only decent movie that motherfucker's ever been in is Conair.

Conair? That's a good movie.

I'm not going to say it's good. It's just decent.

It's a good movie.

Going to 60 seconds ain't no good. What about his-Not if you're a real car person.

What about his Christmas movies? What? Die Hard.

nick Cage isn't in those? Oh, who? Yeah, Face Off. Another winner.

Wait, nick Cage is not in Diehard? Who is that in Diehard?

That's Bruce Willis.

Same, same.

No, Bruce Willis is not the same. Same thing. As nick cage.

All right. All right, man. Well, yeah, guys, let's know down in the comments what you think about this weird heist. It might have been an inside job. I don't know. I don't know. But let's keep cruising, man. We got headline number three. Jimmy Kimmel is back in the news.

Oh, is he? That's a shame. Yeah.

Well, Jimmy Kimmel hosts Drag Queen Storytime with Trixie Mattel, reads Eric Trump's Memoir to Children, and then throws books in the Woodchipper.

He didn't throw the... What? No, the Drag Queens in the Woodchipper. You got it wrong, bro.

Bro, you would think, too, after you come off a major loss like this- No, bro.

Now, he's trying to prove point.

He's gone all in. All the shekels. Jesus, man.

Well, you heard how, I guess, defiant he was when that all went down. So now he's like, Fuck it. I'm going to go all in on it, which is just going to further his demise more.

Not only that, but now he's involving kids, bro, because you bring this Dragqueen in doing Storytime with fucking kids. We got a video of it? Oh, yeah, bro. We got a video. Drag Queen. Trixie Mattel appeared on Jimmy Kimmel's Drag Queen Storytime, where he read Eric Trump's new memoir, Under Siege: My Family's Fight to Save Our Nation, while dressed in women's clothing. Let's check to work this out. I mentioned the other night that Senator Ted Cruz has a new book. It's called Unwoke: How to Defeat Cultural Marxism in America. Ted's been out trying to sell the book. His last book, he had to get his own campaign to buy thousands of copies to get it up the list, which is sad. We decided that this time we'd help him out with an assist from one of the stars. Let's keep going on the clip. Rupaul's Drag Race, none other than Trixie Mattel.

Hello.

Hello, children. Hello. Hi.

That's the energy I was looking for. Look at the girl on the right face.

How do we feel about reading Are we reading today? Yes? Yes. Okay, I think we should select something to read. Let's see. Um, Cinderella? Who cares? Right? Made up story. Our Solar System. Yeah, right. The Earth is flat. Thank you. How about Unwoke? How to Defeat Cultural Marxism in America, written by Ted Cruz. Nice. Do you know who this guy is?

No.

It looks like somebody from the FBI.

Take something everyone loves. Stuff it full of woke, neo-marxist ideas, and then put it on the air. If people point out that the ideas and the show are bad, you can always claim that they're racists, fascists, or both. Disney's reboot of the beloved Little Mermeade was a case in point. Did anybody see that? It came on my birthday. Instead of admitting that Disney had managed to ruin a classic, Defenders of the Subpar Remake, including its star, accused the public of racism.

But the original Little Mermeade was good, and the other Little Mermeade was good.

The new Can't they both be good? Yeah, they both are. Well, children like the Little Merme, right? Yeah. So it's almost like they should be the ones to say if it's good.

I just want to say out loud right now, the book is boring.

Thank you. She switched to a different page. This one was so boring, right?

Yeah. Wait, wait. Instead of skipping a page, skip a book.

We should just pull a different book?

Yeah.

All right. Let me just... So in the winter of 2021, when what fees of Unwoke to take home, share with your family, friends. All right, kids, those are your books. You can do whatever you want with them. Okay.

We can do whatever we want. Yeah. I'll get it.

Yikes. Well, thanks to Trixie Metellian. You're welcome, Ted.

Is there anybody in the world that thought that was funny? Like, real talk. Do you think? No. Anyway. Well, at least it wasn't a book on sucking dicks. They were cutting them off.

That was great. Yeah. That was great. Yeah, well. Dude, It's just like, why do these people go harder, bro?

Well, because they're misreading the culture. At this point, I'll be real, dude. At this point in time, I think these things are dangerous for them to do. I really do. I think people are so tired of it, and they're becoming radicalized against this community for fucking with people's kids. I think it's very dangerous to them to even fuck around with it. That's what I think. Because, dude, it's going to be... I mean, look, this has all happened before, man. This has all happened before in history.

The crazy thing is, too, I also look at this, too, from the angle of these fucking kids. Let's be very clear, these are child actors who were auditioned and probably paid to come on and this, hoping that some producer, Harvey Weinstein, loves them enough to put them in the next big fucking thing when they get older. It's a nasty fucking cycle. I don't like that angle of it. The parents have put their kid... I would never get it nowhere near.

Bro, listen, These are the same parents that tell you that their kid is trans when it's born, and that comes out a girl and they start telling it's a boy. Vice versa. These are mentally ill parents, bro. They live for attention through the exploitation of their own children. Fucked up. Yeah, it's super fucked up. It is what it is, man. I think this is correcting itself right now. I don't think people are with it at all. I think people are tired of it. I think people are realizing that it's always been a mass number of people against it and a very tiny minority of people for it that's been exposed, and they're not with it.

No.

Which is evident by his audience and his viewership.

Bro, I hope that shit gets canceled, man. Guys, what do you guys got on this, man? Anybody want to come up and talk on this conversation?

Alex says it seems like they're digging their own grave. That's correct. They are.

Let's get Alec in here. Hold on, Alec. Alec, on mute. Boom. There we go. You hear me? Yeah. What do you got on this, bro?

Dude, it freaks me out that, for one, people are allowing their kid to go to this audition and do this thing. It also freaks me out that there's producers that are willing and mindfully deciding to create this problem in our culture when we need to be uniting as a people, and everyone knows this shit is not okay, dude. It's not cool at all. It's honestly sad, man. It's honestly sad that the people are producing it.

It's sick, bro. It's sick to I don't know how the parents fucking allow it, but to the point, they're not fucking good parents, bro.

But not just the parents. Who are these producers producing it? And I think something that Andy says a lot that I appreciate is he's like, Let's find the actual people. Who are the names of these people? Because then we can hold them to the accountability that needs to be held so that we can take these people from their positions of power, really. 100%.

I think that's coming, dude. I think we're going to see it. You know what I'm saying? I agree. Yeah. I appreciate.

You're leading it, brother.

Hey, man, you know what? I'm not leading it, dude. That's the thing. You guys got to understand. It's you guys, okay? I can only do so much. I could put a message out, and I could stand for it, and I could say, Hey, this is what it is. But it's you guys who take that message and have those conversations in real life with real people that actually makes the difference. I really appreciate you guys waking up and saying, Hey, man, I'm not afraid of these motherfuckers either. Fuck them. That's what it's going to take to get everything back. Listen, I think everybody that's listening to the show for the last number of years knows how passionate I am about this country because of what this country has done for me. When I see it going down the tubes and when I see the opportunity for you guys being fucked with, I will stand up for that. But I can't stand up for it alone. Everybody has to echo that message in the real world because these people that need to be talked to, they're not tuning into this show, man. They're not going to listen to Big Mouth, Andy talk all this shit, but they will have a They will have a reasonable conversation with Alec or any of the other millions of people that listen to the show about what's actually going on.

And so that credit goes to you guys, man. It goes to you guys.

That's a huge thing for me, I live in St. Petersburg, downtown St. Petersburg, and it's a very, I would say, heavily left community. I am very lucky to where I get to. I tattoo, so I get to sit with these people for hours on end. I will sit with these people and have the conversation that people would call the hard conversation. It's not hard for me. I love it. But I will have these conversations. Something that I appreciate that you have taught, brother, is the critical thinking. So I will bring them around to answer these questions themselves, and that allows their brain to start critically thinking about these things that are happening. And I think critical thought is a huge thing that whoever they is, the government, whatever the fuck that bullshit is, is trying to stop us from having. They don't want us to critically think about problems and solve problems. And I really believe that, especially entrepreneurs, entrepreneurs and business owners, we are the ones that can come to that forefront and talk to each person every single day because we are faced with the people walking into our stores. We are faced with the clients that sit in our chair.

I'm able to speak to them and have them critically think, Why do you feel that way? And then talk to them about why something might be wrong or right in an open way, especially being a tattoo artist. I'm covered in tattoos, so a lot of people think I'm You're one of them.

That's right.

Yeah, exactly. I used to have 12-year dreadlocks, so they definitely-Oh, you're definitely on that.

Yeah, but, brother, it is as simple as just asking them questions. One of the best ways to... Actually, I think the most effective way to get someone who is not seeing things our way is just to ask questions. It's not to tell. When you tell, tell, tell, there's resistance. But when you ask questions, and then if they answer stupidly and you don't make fun of them, you say, Okay, I used to think that, too, but here's what I found out. Now you have the ability to actually have rational conversations with people. Now, there's people over here, there's people over there that are never, ever, ever going to hear it. Those are not the people we're talking about. No, not at all. Yeah. We have to realize as Americans that there's always going to be people on that. We're never going to have total unity, bro. There's always going to be a percentage of people that are driven by their need to be right. For some reason, people have a hard time. I actually think this is a very strong sign of intelligence. Intelligent people, they don't stick their feet in the sand and just stay there.

When they're brought new information or they're brought a new perspective, they say things like, You know what? I never really thought of it that way. Let me think about that. What about this? That's what intelligent people do. They don't just... A lot of these people, they let their egos anchor them so hard in their position and their identity that they can't be swayed any which way, no matter what. We run into these people all the time. This might be an employee, this might be a friend, this might be a family member. But people who aren't weren't able to process questions and answer them honestly in good faith, they're not worth the discussion because you're just going to waste your time and energy. Then at the end of it, we all know how it ends. You're a fucking bigot, or you're a racist. And like, dude, by that time, it's over, right? There's no coming back from it.

It's hilarious because they just show their cards of being dumb, dude.

Let me finish your dick tattoo on you real quick. Yeah, when people start to argue like that and they start calling you names, you just ask another question. So I'm a bigger because I'm asking you questions, brother? Here's the reality. David here has it right down. If you get everybody a can of screaming freedom, it's going to fix the whole world. It's a lot. Let's just be real. It's going to fix the whole world. Let me go.

Hey, Alex, we appreciate you, brother. I do have to ask you, you're a tattoo artist, and you said you were in a left place. What is the craziest thing you've had to tattoo on somebody?

Dude, honestly, it's a cool story. It's a broken shopping cart. It was this girl who came in, and her father was pushing her in a shopping cart when she was four years old. He flipped the cart and broke her femur. It's a joke that they had together. It was this broken shopping cart with a pool of oil under it. I've done some crazy ass tattoos that I could go on about stories with, but that specific story always stood out to me. The way that her father reacted to it, the way that she loves that tattoo, it was such a special moment.

That's cool.

Tattoos are... Yeah, Tattoos are a lot more than, I think just the imagery, it's a lot about the story and what we're telling through the story. I find that important. I did that nine years ago, man. I've been tattooing 12 years, and that tattoo sticks out to me like crazy.

That's cool, man.

That's sick, bro. That's sick, man. Well, all right. We appreciate you, bro. I'll put you back down.

Thank you guys for everything, man. God bless you all.

Thanks, Alex.

Yeah, spot fucking on, though, man. I mean, you talk about this, bro. It is great.

That wasn't Alex that came. Was that the same guy that came to the meetup? No. The tattoo artist from St. Pete?

Was that? Wait, hold on. Yes.

Hold on, shit. Oh, fuck, dude. Hold on, bro. Alex, the man. Get back up here, Alex. Bro, you wrote off on your I thought you were going to fucking turn that motherfucker in a light speed.

Yeah, that's right.

Dude, that was me, man. 120 the whole way, over the skyway and all.

Bro.

That's crazy. Be safe.

I ripped it home, dude. A buck 20 all the way home. I was riding high, man. I probably had 10 walk-ins that night. And I got to talk to everybody about just the personal accountability, the extreme ownership, and all the things that are We're spoken about here. And so it was really cool to have those conversations riding that high off a meeting you all, man. It was really a pleasure, a blessing. And yeah, man, I got my team form energies.

Bro, I owe you something. What did I tell you?

Oh, brother, you ain't got to do none of that.

I told Alec, I was going to get him some drinks for the shop, but he couldn't take them because of his bike. So one of you guys get with Alec, get his address. We're going to hook him up.

Yes, sir.

Hey, man, I'm I'm going to come up and tie all you all up. I got you, dude.

Hey, let's do it. Bro, you think you put a grape can on me?

He's going to put a fucking fruit of a loom grape.

And he's like, Dude, get the fucking 100 drinks.

I'm like, Bro, what am I going to hold them on my shoulder while I'm getting to home, dude?

Listen, it is Florida, bro. I've seen Florida people do a lot worse.

You're an expert of balancing lots of shit on a motorbike, aren't you? Absolutely. Like, whole family's in shit.

Totally. We can do the cans for sure.

Yeah. I was talking to Zee Sean. Where it's like 10 people on the fucking motors.

That's right. That's right. It can be done. Hey, Alex, have you ever done a magic carpet tattoo?

Let's go. I'm going to love you, dude. I'm going to be sick. We got to all get magic carpet tattoos. I'm down. I'm good, bro. I'll get a little magic carpet tattoo with Zesha holding an energy drink at 7: 11.

All right, Allen, we appreciate you, bro. It was great talking to you, man.

Oh, yeah. God bless you all, man.

Thank you for everything. Likewise, bro. Yeah, that's fucking awesome. That's awesome. But, yeah, fuck these people. Both of these dudes.

Wood Chipper.

Wood Chipper straight away. Guys, jumping on this combo. Let's know what you guys got down in the commentary. With that being said, final segment. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

All right. Yeah. I'm ready.

All right. Let's do it.

Thumbs up.

Or dumb as fuck. All right. How does this work? We bring our article up. We talk about it, we vote on it, and give it two options. One of two options.

We got to all vote from now on. Okay.

All of us in the room. Okay. All right. How are we doing this?

Thumbs up or thumbs down.

Thumbs up. Okay. All right. All right. You like guns.

I do.

Now, how do you store your guns?

Wherever the fuck they fit.

Okay. Oh, is that right? Yeah. Okay.

I got this little deringer. You know what I'm saying? Is that right? Yeah. Okay. You'd be surprised if you could do that.

This inmate was accused of smuggling a 22 caliber revolver in his butt.

See what I'm saying?

Damn, Andy. All right. Well, let's check this out.

Well, sources are telling me tonight that gun was stashed in this prisoner's buttocks, and he managed to get into this prisoner transport van undetected after he saw a judge. Now two police officers Others are in the hot seat, and another prisoner is in the hospital tonight with that gunshot wound to the leg. Now, within the last 10 minutes, the suspect, Louis Sotto, went before a judge for the second night in a row. Pix 11 cameras were the only ones inside of the courtroom. You see him as he was brought in with his hands behind his back under heavy security. He was remanded into custody, and he is now going to be sent back to the Westchester County Jail tonight, 24 hours after this harrowing incident unfolded. The shooting happened while the prisoners were being brought to the jail inside of a Mount Vernon police transport van seven o'clock last night. Some of the officials say that the person was shot by a fellow prisoner who'd smuggled the gun into the vehicle on his body. As cops heard the shot go off mid-ride, they turned around, raced back here to police headquarters, where five prisoners were offloaded and secured.

Police say Louis Soto was the man who had the loaded 22 caliber revolver. But how it got past multiple layers of security is what's being investigated right now. Soto is a 32-year-old Bronx man who had been arrested on Wednesday, initially, for allegedly sexually assaulting a minor. Now he's facing multiple charges related to the shooting. As a result, police are overhauling their security protocols, knowing full well how much more serious this could have been.

All right, we'll put the motherfucker in the wood, Trevor. But I mean, two points for the smuggling. Two points? Yeah, a little six pooter.

I mean, how do you even think about that?

How did he get it? Did somebody in the audience hug him or something?

He probably had it up there for a while.

Just sitting there for a minute? Yeah. Fuck.

I mean, usually- How do you get something like that out of your butt? You just shed it out? You reach up in there?

I wouldn't know. Why are you asking me I would know these?

Fuck, I don't know. You used to work in the jail.

I don't know, bro. I don't know. I mean, fuck.

Maybe the chat knows.

How do you guys put this in there? You pull it out- Florida Man did have the thermos last week. Okay. I feel like you can get a thermos up there.

You can get fucking- Colon blow. Oh, man. It's too bad it didn't go off inside of him.

Yeah, bro. Prison wallet is real. That is real. Bro, fuck, man.

No new meaning of low blow. It was a blast for him. Look at this. We got a bunch of dads in here.

Taint blaster.

All right, man. Two thumbs in the butt. Where are we given this? That's an O. G. Listener right there.

That is an O. G. Listener. Bro, I got white lightning a few times. I know. I haven't heard that in a fucking minute.

All right, I'm just saying this is thumbs down.

That's my vote. So you're voting thumbs down.

Room, guys.

Down. 22 in the butt. Down.

What do you think, Joe? Joe over there? What about other Joe? What do you think, Joe?

I'm with that opinion. Really? I'm with that opinion.

That's more than you guys could fit in there, huh?

Yeah, thank God.

How do you know?

Fun fact.

No, we don't need no fun facts right now. You sure? Yeah. Okay.

I have one ready for you. What? You want it? Yeah. Did you know the human anus can stretch up to nine inches?

Nine inches wide?

Yes.

Does that create a slot or is that nine inches across the circle?

It can stretch nine inches.

I think I saw that on the internet once. Oh, man. What's going on?

No, it's not from experience.

We are raunchy.

Yeah, maybe it is getting raunchy. Of course, DJ would know he had to test it out firsthand in to see if it was real. Yeah. Dj did the R&D. All right. All right.

All right. All right. Enough of the butt stuff. Butt stuff is fun for a minute.

That's right. That's it. You got to stop when it hurts. Yes.

Safe word.

Dollar Days.

It's Dollar Days. All right, guys. Hey, look, real talk. We got Dollar Days today and tomorrow. We appreciate you guys. We are going to be doing some king of Dollar Days rewards. We're going to pick some people. We're going to do something special for them. I talked to the team today, so just keep that in mind. We are going to have another CTI for you tomorrow. Okay, so this is going to be a special week. Back to back. Back to back. Butt to butt. Butt to nut. Butt-ox. Butt-ox to buttocks. Magic carpet to Zee Sean. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. Anyway, guys. All right, guys. We love you guys. We appreciate you guys, and we'll see you tomorrow. Don't be a hoe.

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