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The Dolphins are technically not out of it.

They're the perfect spoiler team.

They might spoil a bunch of games, but if you look at the seventh seed in the AFC right now, we don't know. And this was a perfect weekend for it. You had all their competition for that final seed ended up losing. The Dolphins win. Tua comes back. Proofs to us, he can still make a tackle. Credit to Tua. Staking his head in there. That seemed like it was a bad idea. But yeah, McVay kicking a field goal on third down. I don't know if that was the right decision or not. They probably weren't going to win the game at the end.

No, that was the wrong decision. Here's why. If you are going to play the game of we should kick a field goal before we try to get a countdown, do it with a minute and a half left the minute you get into field goal range. Do it on first down. Yeah, but do it when you get into field goal range. If you're going to go that route, otherwise, why would you give away a down? The harder thing to do is score a countdown. Why are you giving away down there? Just go for it on third down and then kick the field goal. It felt like he got caught somewhere in the middle where he just didn't really make up his mind. You have to be decisive. If you're like, Hey, we got to get a field goal first. Do it with a minute and a half left.

What we're saying is he made the right decision, but just way too late.

Way too late and then early.

To the point where it ended up not being the right decision because he waited so long to make the right decision.

Then he somehow waited way too long and then also at the same time still did it early.

I mean, shout out to procrastinators. I think it's a very relatable mistake to make.

I didn't feel like he just was like, I didn't really have a plan here. Fuck it. Let's kick the field goal now. He was like, Oh, shit.

Yeah.

I should have done this a while ago.

I'll do it right now.

But someone should have said, Hey, no, actually, don't do it right now. Wait at least one more down.

You know the old saying where there's never a good way to make the wrong decision? Yeah. This is like the It's the opposite of that. There is a bad way to make the right decision. Yes. And that's what McVeigh ended up doing. I'm concerned about McVeigh's beard. So you know how he talked to us about the beard procedure that he had? He got PRP injected into his cheeks. It scooped down way low. It's looking pretty patchy on the sides.

I'm concerned about his hair.

Yeah, well, the hair is another thing.

He needs to go with Wontan Dawn and Nicki Smokes and White Sox Dave to turkey.

That's like a midlife crisis in a bottle right there. I think that NFL coaches and coaches in general have done no favors by camera angles when it comes to thinning hairlines.

Yeah, I would agree with that.

It's a bad spot to be in. But yeah, the Dolphins, they're not dead. The Dolphins are not dead. They're probably not going to make the playoffs, but you still have some games that mean a little bit to you before you officially start playing spoiler and just being like, Okay, I'm going to go into every weekend trying to be an asshole.

Well, they have the Raiders and the Patriots next. So if they can win those two games, they're now sitting there five and six going into Lambo. They have to go six. Thanksgiving weekend. So yeah, I thought, too, it played great. I know that his numbers weren't super flashy, but even in the second half, when they needed to get first downs, when they needed to extend drives to keep the ball away from the Rams, they were able to do it. And there's something about the Dolphins. I think it's a night game, and I think it's indoors. They just look so fast, and their uniforms pop. And yeah, I feel like- And they got another weapon, too.

Their spoilers. Malik Washington. Yeah. So the guy that ran in that first countdown, he looked so fast. So fast. He got points. How do they keep finding these guys? I went up and I looked up his combine stats because I was like, how did the dolphins, how did the league allow the Dolphins to get another guy that appears to run a 4-3? I think he ran a 4-5-9 or a 4-5 at the combine. Now, I'm so deep in the conspiracy where I'm thinking that They talk to guys who are fast, and they say, Hey, just run a little bit slower, and then I'll draft you. Yeah, we'll take you. And then we'll get you an offense that works, and nobody else will know that you're secretly very fast.

They build the whole plane out of speed, and it works. So So yeah, looking at the Dolphins, I think they are just a prime spoiler team. I think they have a game against the Texans and the 49ers later in the season. They're going to win one of those two. It's not going to mean anything for them, but it will mean a lot for the team that loses. Listen, being spoiler, at this point, if you can't get to the playoffs, be a spoiler.

Yeah, but they're not there yet. They still have that hope to clean on to.

They still do. If they can win the next two games, they still have a little hope. Okay, other cleanup stuff. Am I wrong to think that Micah Parsons didn't say anything wrong?

No. What did he say? The fact that he's on the Cowboys makes you think this has to be a story anytime he says something.

Yeah. Here's what he said. After the game, after another loss, He was asked about Mike McCarthy's hot seat, and he said, That's above my pay grade whether Mike is coaching again next year. Coaching, Mike can leave and go wherever he wants. Guys I feel bad for are veteran right guard, Zack Martin, guys who might be on their last year or on their way out, because that's who I want to hold the trophy for. Essentially being like, I don't give a fuck about Mike McCarthy. I guess people are saying... He went on to say, You want to win games and do great things with those type of legends who put in more time and work than Mike McCarthy ever did. I guess that would be maybe the shot. Those are the guys that I have so much sympathy and hurt for. I have no problem with it. It was honest. Mike McCarthy can coach seemingly for the rest of his life. Nfl player has a limited time to be on an NFL roster. And he's like, Yeah, the guys next to me who might be on their last year, those are the guys I feel for knowing that Mike McCarthy is going to be fine no matter what.

I guess maybe saying they work harder than Mike McCarthy ever works. I could see understanding that would be like, maybe don't say that. But this is one of those... This falls under the category of you want your athletes and coaches to give honest answers. When they give honest answers, we should be like, That was an honest answer, not, Holy shit, how could he say that?

I think it's a fair answer to give, but it's also knowing that you're a star player on the Dallas Cowboys, know that any piece of media you put out there is going to take an out of context. Correct. Then you're going to have to answer. Actually, it's a great move for his podcast to be open and honest because not only do you get the initial news bump when you say something, but then you also get the Clarification podcast where you go back on and address the controversy. You might ask yourself, Is it for a star player to have a podcast and say at times inflammatory things, or is that mostly the position that should be withheld for people that are media-trained like the owner of the team? Yes. When he does his weekly radio hit and he does the exact same thing. Yes. They're gorgeing the media. They're just filling up the news cycle with things to talk about with the Dallas Cowboys. Somehow, Michael Parsons' quote about Mike McCarthy, Mike McCarthy's response quote about us handling it like men. We had a conversation like men, too, which is a great thing to say. How did you address this?

Well, I'm a man, and he's a man, so we had a man-to-man.

I just assumed when Mike O'Parson says we had a conversation like men, it was just Mike McCarthy on the shitter, and Mike O'Parson's maybe sitting next to him in the stall next to him being like, Hey, should we talk about this real quick?

They're playing battleship with each other.

But you're exactly right that this is like a cats in a cradle situation. Michael Parsons learned it from Jerry Jones. Exactly. You can't say, Michael Parsons, How are you saying this? Well, we say everything here.

Yeah, you can't discipline Micah Parsons for doing the exact same thing that your owner does on a weekly basis. He's fighting now like a two-front battle, one against the PR machine around Micah Parsons, and Jerry Jones is also fighting a battle against the Sun, and he's currently losing that battle to the Sun. Although they have adapted. They've adapted a little bit. Mike McCarthy did that press conference yesterday, and the Sun was beaming straight into his eyes where the podium was. So they set up a little sunblocker for Mike McCarthy. I mean, what are you going to do? You're going to put up a sunblocker? You wanted to bulldoze the entire stadium next?

Yeah. The facility? You can't do that. You can't do that. I did like that move by Jerry Jones being like, Hey, here, we'll answer the critics on the sun. Yeah, we got you. Bang.

We figured out a solution to it.

But I really have no problem with Michael Parsay because there's a lot of truth in it that I think an NFL player, as much as you don't maybe want to say that quiet part out loud, they are always going to They are more about the guys next to them in the locker room than they are about a coach.

He also complimented his coach. It's not like he said, At this point, I can't control what the coaches do. They make some decisions that I don't like, but I'm going to go out there and play for the guy next to me. It's not like he threw Mike McCarthy under, I guess, a very large bus. It's just the fact that he did not praise Mike McCarthy enough as he talked about his team.

Or say the cliché thing, which the reporter was fishing for is Micah Parsons being like, No, we're fighting for our guy, Mike McCarthy, which would have been not true. They're fighting to win games. But this is also the point in the NFL season where guys do start making business decisions, where it's like, Listen, we're not going to go to the playoffs. We're not a good team. I got to get my stats. I got to put it on tape. I got to play for my next contract. And again, Mike McCarthy will be fine because if he doesn't get another head coaching job, he'll get a consulting job. He'll get paid $3 million to sit and find the next Jets or the Bear's next head coach. He's going to be fine.

And then he'll say it should be me.

Yeah, right. So he's set up for life.

I don't have a problem at all with what Micah Parsons said, but what I did have a problem with is that he referred to his defensive coordinator as Zimmerman. So I don't think he knows the name of his defensive coordinator. He might not. I think he thinks his name is Mike Zimmerman.

Well, he was hurt for a while, Micah Parsons. I know. So that might be- You would think that he would at least get his defensive coordinator's name correct? It was close enough.

I guess.

Maybe they just call each other Man.

Yeah, he's the Zimmerman.

Yeah, he's the Zimmerman. That might be it. Yeah. Okay. Other news. The bears fired Shane Waldron, which was just a bandaid on a gaping wide hole that's going to keep bleeding out forever.

Yeah. So Shane Waldron, Luke Getzey, both get the ax early.

You had to. Both Ebert Fluss's hires.

Now, here's what's crazy is that when you look at Shane Waldron being fired and how that all shook out yesterday, Adam Schefter said that the bears are going to make a decision. They're going to move on. They're going to make some changes on offense. It could be their coordinator, and it could be their quarterback. Why did Adam Schefter... Why did the bears even throw that out there? In what world is benching Caleb Williams right now a solution to anything?

I actually think there's... I don't want him to be bench, but there actually is a world where it solves a little something in the fact that you now have... We're For all the jokes we made about the Panthers and fleecing the Panthers, we are the Panthers from last year in that you had Frank Wright, who was like a lame duck coach, and he was calling plays. And then he gave Thomas Brown play calling duty for three weeks, and then he took the play calling duty back. Now the bears, lame duck head coach, rookie quarterback, give the play calling to Thomas Brown, who's now the bear's offensive coordinator, probably going to take it back after he sucks. So I'm just worried that it probably doesn't matter at the end of the day. But yeah, I think you could probably hurt Caleb Williams even more by having him run an offense that doesn't work whatsoever. I want him to play, but it's gotten so bad that I actually could be convinced that, Yeah, maybe we should just sit him out and just start next year fresh and be like, New team, new everything, new... You never even played an NFL game, Caleb Williams.

Yes, Hank, you have a question.

Yes, I saw that the Waddle and Sylvia account posted that veteran players had went to the coach and asked for Bajian.

Yes, Sylvie said there were people ask that. Yeah, DJ Moore, probably. Listen, that's bad. The whole thing is bad.

The players should want Caleb. It's correct that if the system's bad, maybe it's bad for his progress. But the players in the locker room want to win. You would think the fact that they don't want Caleb as their QB is bad.

Caleb is broken right now.

Although it's probably just DJ More.

Yeah, and Iberfluce has broken him to a point. I mean, you can see it when he plays. They stressed it all summer like, Hey, we want to take the aggressiveness out of him. His brain is locked up every time he drops back.

I think the players want... If a player did go to the coaching staff and say, We want to have Bajent play instead of Caleb Williams, do you think it's because Is that the fix that they learned last year that worked in the short term when they put Bajan in and the offense looked a little bit better? So the solution that they have in their minds is, Let's get Bajan in. Or is this a completely different problem that the bears have this year compared to what they had last year?

They are It's the same problem every year for the bears. They are actually running essentially the worst anniversary year of all time. It's the 10-year anniversary of the 2014 team. That was Mark Tresman's last year. Down to a T, it was actually when the season started to spiral, it was losing the Dolphins, Brandon Marshall and Robbie Gold getting in a fight in the locker room. Always great when your kicker gets in a fight. Losing to the Patriots, that was the famous Lamar Houston towards ACL after sacking Jimmy Garoppolo when we were down 40 points. We lost the Patriots. Then the next week was the game that Aaron Rodgers threw like six touch downs in the first half. So it went Patriots, Packers, and everything. Then Jay Cutler got bench for Jimmy Clawson because Mark Trussman was trying to save his job. So it's just history repeating itself. I do think they probably, at some point, will probably be like, Yeah, we'll just put in Tyson Bajian.

That actually sounds worse.

What?

What you just described as a much worse situation than now.

No, it's the same.

Jimmy Clawson?

It's the same, Hank.

It's the same. I agree with Hank.

We had a guy, Tara's ACL, celebrating a sack down 40 points. He sacked a backup quarterback. It's the same. It's just a cluster fuck and just firing guy. And then Kromer got fired. The whole thing, the bears are a joke of an organization. I've been over this a million times. I think this is the last time I'm ever going to believe.

I don't think that it's the same because Caleb is still... He's got talent to be... What was the knock on Caleb when he came out of college?

Everyone's had finger nails.

Yeah, I think crying. Yeah. He holds on to the ball too long.

But he now holds on the ball because they told him, Don't throw picks.

But I think it's a different holding on to the ball too long problem than what they had last year. That's why I think that going to Bajan doesn't fix anything. Because last year, the holding onto the ball too long problem was because Justin Fields just couldn't get the ball out on time because he couldn't process it. With Caleb, I think the problem more that he just believes that he's going to be able to make a play, and he holds onto it and tries to run around, ends up getting sacked, runs out of bounds, whatever. I think it's a different reason for holding onto the ball too long.

Well, no, it's everything. Caleb is tentative and not seeing anything well, playing bad, the offensive line, playing bad, and the schemes don't work. I watched the tape. I watched the tape. Essentially, Keenan Allen is is playing DJ More's position from last year. Dj More had a great year last year. We're getting him in motion and letting them beat guys off the line of scrimmage. Keenan Allen is old. He's not as fast as DJ More. Why is Keenan Allen running DJ More's plays? And DJ More is just being put out wide and just being like, Okay, just get jammed at the line of scrimmage. The whole thing is a mess. It will never get fixed. We hired a fucking... The guy who's running the whole operation is Kevin Warren, who, remember, tried to cancel football. He doesn't fucking like football, and it's never going to change. So I think I might have reached the point where it's I'll never believe again.

But if they go up seven, nothing on the packers, they're back. No.

They're back. I think I'll never believe again.

I would bet $1,000. I'll put $1,000 into the part of my take. What are we calling that? The tip jar? Yeah. That when the packers, if they go down to the bears, Big Cat will be like, The bears are back.

I think I'm never going to believe again. I mean, we did it with Mitch, we did it with Justin, we did it with Caleb. I think it's rotten to the core. It has nothing to do with who they... They're going to hire the fourth best offensive coordinator to be the new head coach, and we're going to try to be sold on that, and I'm not going to fall for it anymore. Do you think there's any chance that that is true?

No. No. Yeah. Unfortunately, probably not. Do you see the one guy I saw on Friday night, he was wearing a Drake May Bear's jersey. That's tough. Kind of wild.

But Jake May would suck on the bears. Yeah, I think anybody would- Jaden Daniels would suck on the bears. This is the Patrick Mahomes. This is really good. This is the Patrick Mahomes. We didn't pick Patrick Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes would suck on the bears because the bears are a joke of an organization. That's just how it works. Nothing's going to change. They don't care about winning. Yeah, Shane Waldron, that doesn't solve anything. That was also the first time they've ever fired an offensive corner midseason. That's good. Yeah. Great. Great. Awesome. Progress. It is very funny that Luke Getsy and Shane Waldron are the only two offensive coordinators fired this year, and they both were hand selected by Matt Iberfluss. And Luke Getsy was fired, obviously, by the Raiders week 6. So he knows how to pick him.

Should have fired Matt when you had the chance last year.

Should have fired Matt when we had the chance. Didn't do it. Didn't do it because we're fucking a joke.

He was like, Come on, I'll get hot.

Get funked up. Get a haircut. Any other NFL things? Means, how are you doing? Meh. Okay. You're in hell with me? Yeah, I'm just looking at coaches. Okay, what do you got? What did you find? Deion Sanders. Okay. Culture changer.

Unfortunately, Deion is going to the Cowboys.

Unfortunately, Deion might be going to the LSU tie There was a flight tracker today that a flight from Boulder went to... Stopped in Dallas, where Deion has a house, then went to Baton Rouge, and then stopped in Houston, and then went back to Boulder, where Deion also has a house.

That's very interesting. I love flight tracking. I love it. I love it. I've said a million times, if the SEC message boards had been in charge of Norad on 9/11, we would shut that shit down. They are all over the private jets. If they are saying it, then I have no choice to believe it. But I do think that Deon to the Cowboys would just be a lot of fun.

Deon and Shador. I think it's just going to go wherever Shador goes.

Yeah.

Which why not?

That would make for an interesting dynamic in the NFL if your coach's son is also your quarterback.

I hope I hope LeBron comes out and he's like, This is not right. Yeah. The head coach not be coaching his son. So you're looking at coaches. Deion Sanders, what else? Deion Sanders, Mike Vrabel. Somebody threw out the idea of John Gordon. Yeah. Mike Vrabel, by the way, He's the winner of this whole thing because he's going to get whatever he wants. Whatever he wants. Yeah.

There's a lot of teams out there that need men. There's a man problem in the NFL.

Yeah. There's a big time man problem.

Society.

That's That's right. By the way, did you see... So here's how bad... It might go down as one of the worst head coaching carousels of all time. 2022, here, I'm going to give you all the coaches. So these are the good ones, Mike McDaniel, Kevin O'Kunal. Good coaches, good hires. Here are the other. This is 2022 coaching vacancies. Brian Dable got hired by the Giants. He's probably going to get fired. Doug Peterson, already fired. Fired. Todd Bowles, that was coach in place. Josh McDaniels, already fired. Matt Iberflus, going to get fired. Dennis Allen, already got fired. Luffy Smith, already got fired. Nathaniel Hackett, already got fired. Ten head coaching vacancies. And half of them have already been fired.

Yeah, I do like the idea, though. I think Josh McDaniels is a shitty head coach, and I don't know. At some point, another team might take a chance on him, but I like the idea of him getting back with Belichick.

Yeah, that would work.

Because Belichick can keep them in line a little bit.

That would work. That would absolutely work.

Because I feel like they do good cop. They do good cop, bad cop. But somehow, Bill Belichick is the good cop in that relationship. That's how shitty of a police officer Josh McDaniels is.

You don't understand. The bears will never hire someone who's an alpha or a football guy. They won't because they just want to have Kevin Warren in an empty suit be the guy who's in charge somehow. This is never going to happen. They're never going to hire a guy who's like, It's my way or the highway. I'm running this. I'm bigger than the organization. It just won't happen because that would be a good move, and they don't... It's a fork in the road. If it's a good move, they always go the other way.

Memes, what do you think about Rex Ryan?

Bring him back. Some glory Days. I could make a sick, sick hype video. Sometimes you got to go back to move forward.

I would love Rex Ryan. Yeah, you would. I mean, at this point, it does feel like that's the next move for the Jets, right? Is glory Days.

Yeah, and that fits into the historical, Hire Rex Ryan after you get rid of the Green Bay quarterback, two FC, AFC Championships. White gets a tattoo of the next quarterback. Foot fetish comes back, and then you're back. Then you're back.

Who else would be a good Glory Days. Eric Mangini? No. The Man-Genius? No. Bill Belichick.

Glory Days. He would never. No. He hates him so much. I just want someone who wants to check it. Pete Carroll.

Tom Bulls.

Pete Carroll. Bill Parcells.

Bill Parcells. Is he still alive?

Yeah, he is. He's very much alive. Pete Carroll. Remember, Darren Rizzie called Dan Campbell and Bill Parsels. Yeah.

Parsels is still very much alive. He just spends all day at the track, I bet. Yeah.

And taking phone calls from coaches as a mentor. All right, last thing about NFL before we do college football, how are you guys? We're two days away from a PMT, all-time PMT rivalry match for the NFC East. How are both sides feeling?

It's hate week.

How are both sides feeling? I feel good. I feel love.

You feel love? Yeah. What does that mean?

I don't know. You can choose hate. I'll choose love. Okay. Pft, do you think you're going to win this game?

I actually do. Okay. I think that the Commander is going to win this game. I also went back and rewatched the film. I watched every play. That was... Continue. You don't know what I'm going to say. You don't know what I'm going to say, Max. You're debating a ghost right now. Yeah. I was going to say that the Stealers' defensive line and their linebackers played exceptionally well. Yeah. They're really, really, really good on defense. They limited Jaden to not scrambling at all. I think he had maybe five yards rushing. We didn't really do any designed runs, and when we did try to do them, they didn't work, and he just got down immediately. They did a great job. The Pittsburgh Steelers are a very, very, very good football team. If you look at how the commanders bounced back to their other great loss that they had, which was against the Ravens, I feel like we're in a good position. I trust Dan Quinn.

What was the game after the Ravens?

I believe that was the Panthers. That's when Mariotta went out there and lit them up. Now, there's some frauds. There's some fraud talk out there.

Yeah, also- For the commanders. Can I say, because the bear season is completely over, I'm now getting personally offended for you on the fraud talk?

I'm not offended by it.

Oh, I am because I saw someone say the commanders have not beat... They've lost all their games to winning teams, and they've only beaten losing teams. That's just not true. They beat the Cardinals. They beat the bears when they were four and two. And Well, I mean, they were. They were. And they also lost the Bucks who were a lose. I don't know what... I feel like those arguments always... I guess the person was taking it their record at the time of playing.

At the time, which you can't do. You can't do that.

But if you do that, you beat the bears who were four and two. So you can't switch back and forth. You can't be like, Oh, we beat the four and two bears, but that counts as an under-500 team. But we also beat the two and four Cardinals who are now six and two.

Yeah, listen, you have to be consistent when you do your fraud stats, you either have to say, right now, what are the team's records that you beat in the teams that you lost? If you go by right now, guess what? The Cardinals are a good team. We crushed the Cardinals. But here's why I'm not upset at all about the fraud talk. It's an honor to be called a fraud. As long as I've lived, I've yearned for somebody to think highly enough of my football team to the point where they can hate my football team. I don't know if you want to be called a fraud though. So the fact that no, I don't give a fuck. You can call me... Guess what?

If you lose to the Eagles by a lot, that's not a good thing to be like, You're a fraud.

No, I'm talking about right now. As we said right now, guess what? Bernie Madoff, he lived a long time as a fraud, and he had fucking islands that he vacationed. But he also probably- He had a great run.

But he probably also stayed up every single night being like, someone's going to catch me.

He had a great run being a fraud. I think this is how big of a loser I am. This goes against Hank's all this messaging to me of how to handle winning. Now, I'm going to go against it for a second because being called a fraud, we haven't It's been nearly good enough in decades for somebody to think that we're so highly rated that we could even possibly be frauds. Nobody thinks that a 4-14 team is a fraud. Or excuse me, 4-13 team is a fraud.

Yeah, I don't agree with this sentiment, but okay.

Yeah. Going back to what Max was alluding to, I think, was the drop catches that Jaden had.

Have you up to... Have you recounted the ballots? Did you watch the compilation that PFT put together?

No. You You know what? It was all pass breakups.

I think there were two drops and six pass breakups.

That's not true at all. That's not true at all. I forgot to put in the Luke McCaffrey drop that he had, which would have been another 25 yards. But I'm going to go back and repeat what I said on Monday, which is- Let's see this. Jaden did not play his best game. It wasn't his best game. He didn't look outstanding.

I made you say that, though.

Yeah, he did. But you're right.

Yeah, no, good. I'm happy for the listeners that we got that. Go to PFT's account. Why are you on Jaden Daniels? I'm just trying to do too many things. Yeah.

He did not play his best game, but I think that he- Max did make you say that. He probably left about, I'd say, 65 to 70 yards on the field in drops and a shutdown that was dropped. Okay.

All right, let's see it.

That's George Pickens.

George Pickens.

Here we go. All right.

That was a drop. I'm counting that as one drop. We're on drop watch. Hank left. He's just like, I don't want to do this. That's a pass break up.

No, the defender didn't touch it.

I think the defender broke his hands there and got in front of his face. Like, he was covered. No, watch.

It bounces off his shoulder pads. Boom. And his face mask. That's a drop. Off his face mask. Drop.

That's maybe a pass breakup.

Watch the replay.

Okay. I mean, he got his hands into his hands. Terry would have re-caught that.

That's a drop.

That's a drop.

That was a catch.

No, he dropped it. You didn't see it bounce off the ground. Okay.

Yeah, that's how obvious it was. That's a pass break up. That's a horrible throw. That's a pass break up and behind him. Yeah. So there's two drops so far. How long is this video? That's a bad throw.

So it was two drops. And then there was a Luke McCaffrey one that he also dropped. Yeah.

Because that last one was a missed throw.

I would say of the drops compilation that I put on, there were at least three drops.

I think it was between two and three, depending on how you're looking at it.

There was another one that I didn't include that.How did you not include that?Also dropped. Because I didn't have the replay of it.

You can't count the one that you didn't include. That's true. You put so many that weren't drops. How am I supposed to believe This game is your entire season, PFT. I would agree.

You think so? Yeah.

I think I am rooting for the commanders, and I will be personally heavily invested in them. But I think if they lose this game, it's their third playoff game that they've lost, and it's the season's over. You guys will officially be frauds. The teams you've beat are trash. You guys were celebrating because it was an exciting game and a good finish. It's like you lived off of that hale Mary, but it was against the bears.

Yeah, and we almost beat them.

Yeah. We've got some great losses, though.

It's really good losses. I don't think your season's over. I think you'll still go to the playoffs, but this is why I push back on the fraud thing. If you lose to the Eagles by a lot, being a fraud, that sucks because everything you thought you thought is not real.

Well, no, I disagree because in this season, this is all gravy. This is all extra. I didn't think that the commanders had a good enough team, roster-wise, to compete and even be this good and win this many games. I was expecting eight wins tops.

But what if Jaden plays like he did last week again against the Eagles? Does that not make you nervous about- Well, yeah. Obviously, I want to see- How many drops? The Eagles also have a very good defense.

I want to see Jaden continue to play well. That's obvious. But this is such an unexpectedly good season so far that to have this many wins, I think, is great. I'm not going to be upset about outperforming expectations because it tells me, number one, we've got a quarterback that we can build around. Number two, our coaching staff did a hell of a job to get this much production out of guys that were either brought in off the scrapheap or guys that are holdovers from the previous regime that they haven't shown to be that good and to get them to all buy in and outperform expectations. I think that's a great thing. It's hard for me to be disappointed about being a fraud if I never thought that we would even get to this place.

What I'm basically trying to say is it's on the table now, and it's the true sicko and perverts are rooting for this, and who knows what's going to happen. But if we were running a race, the race started, and Jaden Daniels car went so fast down. He just was going so fast, looking great, Lambo. My race started, my car didn't start, and then it went 60 miles an hour, and then it literally blew up. There's another car that has shown up to the race that is showing that it could be faster than all the other cars, and that would be the worst outcome.

Drake, man? Yeah.

That's what everyone who's listening to this podcast is rooting for. It's like, look at his face. Look at his face. He's already gotten one out.

Do you think that Drake is that car?

I'm starting to believe.

You did so sick. It's so sick.

In this analogy, that car didn't have a driver because the driver was like, I don't really care.

Yeah, it didn't start off the gate.

Then it started rolling for a little bit. Then the driver had to be convinced by his other two podcast co-hosts to get into the car and start driving reluctantly, and then he wins the race.

Because the driver just wants to win races. But that's the thing. Winning races against shitty cars doesn't matter. You want to beat the good cars. When you've experienced winning those big races, then beating lower-tier cars just doesn't really mean as much. That is why there isn't as much there.

I think Jaden Daniels is very good. Would you say it looks great, but there's also just the fucked up nature of this ecosystem. That's the only part. It's like I'm not down on Jaden Daniels for any of his play. I'm down on Jaden Daniels because of how this podcast operates.

Yeah, would you say that- Does that make sense? In this analogy, Big Cat, would it be fair to equate this to getting a car that you love and you're super you're pumped up about it and you show off to everybody, and then you drive it around and then you keep bragging about it, and then it stalls in the middle of the freeway during rush hour?

Yeah, like that. And then the Audi just shows up and it always runs well.

I'm not down on Jaden at all. No, I'm not either.

You know what I'm saying. I think he had maybe one of his worst games of the season, which was still a good game.

He was okay.

Max? No, I actually agree with that. I think that's fair to say. Yeah, I'm not down on... The only part that I'm down on with Jaden Daniels is that this is such a fucked up world that we live in. That car might... Yeah. Sitting on the couch. Yeah, the scar is- Just smirking a little bit, being like, 'Whoops, me? ' Jane Daniels didn't make a bunch of mistakes last game. No. I just didn't think he had a good game.

Yeah. If he had played like he did against the Bengals, then we probably would have won that game. There were a couple of throws that he missed. There was one on that final drive, which would have probably gotten us in the field goal range at the very at least, that he missed the one to Brown. He had a miss to McCafee when we were backed up in our own end zone that he missed. So yeah, there were some mistakes out there, but I'm still buying all the Jaden Daniels stuff. As you should. Absolutely. I think that he is going to be one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL.

Let me double down on accountability. Eagles really haven't beat anyone either. Depending on who you think about the... Obviously, the packers went at the beginning of the year, big win. And depending on what you think of the bangles, those are the only two good wins. That's accountability.

I'm going to I'm stick with what I said that I think that the Eagles have the better team. I think they've got the better roster. But if our quarterback plays to the top of his ability, I think that we can win this game.

Yeah, my car is blown up. Blew up everywhere. Also massive My car is one of those busses in India with 100 people on the roof, and it flipped.

Credit to the Stealers, too, because Russell Wilson played very, very well. It's good swag. I think that the Stealers are a legitimate threat.

Also, Mike Tomlin You're not a degenerate. There was lip reading afterwards where you said, Do not snap it. Do not snap it.

Okay.

So he was not going to go for that.

Yeah, I mean, that's a dumb ass play, dumb ass penalty we committed at the end.

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Indiana looked good.

Yeah. Well, they played... Michigan almost won that game. But yes, they're 10-0. It was the first time that Indiana didn't just beat the brakes off someone.

I think there was a not-so-quiet conglomerate of people that were saying that this was the week, though, that Indiana gets introduced to real Big Ten football.

Yeah. I mean, that's been happening for the last three or four weeks, and they just keep on winning. And Kurt Signetti is coach of the year for sure. Indiana, I think it's the first time. I think it's the first 10-win season for Indiana ever in football.

I think being 9-0, I think that was a record, too, for them.

Did you see his daughter got engaged to after the game with a video board? His future son-in-law said, Being with you is like being 10 and 0 every day.

I'm undefeated in life.

Yeah. I don't know what his plan was. If they lost to Michigan, be like, Being with you is like being nine and one in a really good season. Yeah.

You're a nine, and I'm a one. Yeah.

And they have their big game against Ohio State coming up, which will be another noon game. That's the big controversy. Big noon kickoff. Ohio State's finishing the season with all six straight noon kickoffs.

Can we talk about Big Noon Saturday real quick.

Yeah, but before we talk about it, I just want to say this makes no sense. He seems like a really nice guy. It weirdly bothers me that Joel Klatt's name isn't Joe Klatt. Joe Klatt? Yeah. I don't I like that his name is Joel. I don't know. Joel Klatt? Yeah. It's just an extra L that I just don't really want to say.

Schrödinger's Klatt?

Yeah. Is that a crazy take?

Kind of. Yeah. Okay. I've never had a problem with Joel.

I've always had a problem with it. I don't know why. Joel. Joel Klatt. He's just a Joe Klatt. Joe Klatt. He's making me do more work.

Joe Klatt.

Yeah. But he went on a big tangent being like, It's actually good. It was essentially just saying, It makes more money for Fox. Yeah.

That's the thing about Big Noon Saturday is it's a marketing gimmick that was designed by Fox to try to create a window of college football that people are excited to see where there was not a window before. Correct. Where, as in the past, you had the 3:30 on the East Coast kickoffss. Then you had the night games, and those were the two big windows, and Fox has rights to TV games. So they said, Why don't we just build an entirely new brand of appointment television around an early game? That's fine. It's nice to have more like a full day of big college football games. It's nice to have one game that you can circle in each window. If your house that has one TV, this is what I'm going to be doing early in the day. This is what I'm going to be doing as I take a nap in the afternoon. This is what I'm going to be doing when I eat dinner and watch a big college football game at night. That's nice. But to make all your your most important matchups happen that early, it feels like there's a lot of people that don't like watching those.

Number one, the fans that are going to games.

Yeah, Penn State, Ohio State, it should have been a night game.

You don't have enough time to tailgate beforehand. You don't have enough time to get drunk enough to get a true home field advantage if you're at that game. And yeah, it feels more important when it's at night.

It is I have been a critic of Gus Johnson just because he has had at times been... I've liked Gus Johnson, but there's been times where it's five-yard out in West Lafayette at 11:05, and he says it's winning Super Bowl, and it was a little too much. But the reverse has happened, and we've now killed Gus Johnson. I don't know if you could play that clip, but he was dead on Saturday. The big noon kickoff has killed Gus Johnson. He has no life left to him. Can you play the audio? Of the scoop and score? I don't know if you can.

Yeah, play it. Sometimes it's just too early in the day to get screamed at by the announcement.

But this was a scoop and score. It was literally... Ohio State scored a countdown. I know that the game was over and they were killing Purdue, but it was insane. Oh, this is the other one. He had two. This is another touch on. This is the first quarter. Howard sets up backside, looks, dumps it down, has a wide open receiver. G. Scott, TD, Buckeye. He's trying- Find the scoop and score. He's trying not to wake up the baby. The scoop and score was even worse. It was so bad. Because he just got no life left to him. All right, here's the scoop and score. First down to the 25, four for two, and a fumble on the play. Ohio State is there. They pick it up and run it in for a TD. Jack Sawyer. People aren't watching this. They're obviously only listening. We're not going to be able to put the video in. I know the Ohio State was up 31-nothing. That was a fumble recovery for a superstar.

It sounds like either a man that has the under in that game or a guy that's doing a crossword as he's doing the play-by-play for it.

But big noon kickoff has killed Gus Johnson, but we have it. We actually have the big game. Travis Hunter is playing big noon kickoff, I believe this week in Colorado against Utah. Boys, it's getting very serious because Miami losing, Kam Ward, I don't want to say eliminated from the Heisman, but that's a big blow.

Well, Kam Ward, his case for being the Heisman winner was that he was able to bounce back from any deficit and just will his team to victory. And then when he do that, when the luck runs out, then all the wind gets taken out of those sales. Yeah.

And then we have Dylan Gabriel, who's still lurking, and Ashton Genti, who's still lurking. Colorado has to win out. They have to win out and get to the Big 12 Championship, because I think that if you have a Championship Saturday, and Dylan Gabriel, and Ashton Genti, and Kam Mord are all playing, and Travis Hunter isn't, I think we might be fucked.

That might be a problem. I'm actually going to stand up for Joe Klatt right now. Joe Klatt. So I'm going to be on Joe Klatt's side because he brought up a very interesting point about Travis Hunter. When we talk about his snap count, and I forget how many snaps he played this weekend.

I know he scored a countdown in his 100th snap. Okay. And that was around the third quarter or so.

Joe Klatt pointed out that Travis Hunter actually played 170 snaps. When you factor in the penalty plays- Penalties, yeah. He actually played those plays. They happened. Whether you like it or not, that existed in the time space continuum. But just because there was a flag on the play, They don't count in the official stat sheet at the end of the day. 170 snaps in saying the interception that they had was incredible.

Incredible. That should have counted. We just got to keep playing that interception over and over.

That's his Heisman moment. That's his Heisman moment. Maybe the first player to ever have a Heisman moment that didn't count.

That didn't count. Yes. So that will be a big game. Colorado, I'm very nervous about the Kansas game. Kansas is playing a lot better. They're starting to cause chaos in the Big 12. We also have... So the SEC, credit to Ole Miss, incredible performance against Georgia. They Georgia Georgia. Their defensive line was so good, and their defense as a whole was so good. You thought the way that game started, it was sack, sack, fumble for Jackson Dart, and he got hurt. And you're like, Oh, here we go. And then the Georgia scores on the third play. Here we go. This is going to be a blowout. Their defense just kept them in that game, and Jackson Dart obviously gutded it out. Their backup, too, came in and had a really nice drive. Ole Miss is for real, for real. And we now have an SEC where there's three teams that are one-loss teams, and then there's another five teams that have two losses. And the craziest thing about the SEC, this is how deep the SEC is. South Carolina, who has three losses in the conference, I would take them over probably three or four of the teams that only have two losses.

Well, definitely A&M. I would take them I take them over Mizzou. I take them over LSU because they should have won that game. They got screwed. And remember, they almost beat Alabama. They were in that game. They didn't beat them, but they were in that game. So that's how deep the SEC is. And we are headed for a collision course where if Tennessee loses to Georgia, we're going to have a whole mess everywhere.

Yeah, doomsday.

Yeah. It's basically Tennessee losing Georgia and Texas getting upset by Arkansas, and it will be headed, careening towards doomsday.

Yeah, that's It's going to be some wild shit that plays out in the SEC. I don't know that... Obviously, Ole Miss's defense played very well, but this is a running theme with Georgia, where their offense is not as good as it has been in the US.

Carson Beck is not good.

They don't have the run game going. The offensive line doesn't look great. Carson Beck looks weird and also is not that great this year. Yeah. Ole Miss, it's a big win for him.

Huge. It's the one that Lane couldn't get, and he got it.

The university has never had wins like this.

I think they won one time against the top three opponent or something like that. It's been a very long time. Oh, actually, no. I know what it was. It was our guy Chad Kelly, first Alabama in 2014 or '15 or somewhere.

Also, best wishes to Swag Kelly. Yes. Had a brutal injury in the the Gray Cup semifinals. He was holding his own leg together with his hands.

Really bad. That was tough.

It was tough to see.

Really, really bad. The other SEC big matchup, LSU is out. Brian Kelly, he's just such a loser. He's such a loser. Did you see the clip of him complaining to the refs about Alabama blitzing eight with 15 seconds left? Lsu had their whole starters in. They were trying to score a countdown. I can't believe you can't believe you complained to the refs about that. He's just a loser, loser, loser. It's just so perfect that Notre Dame is going to go to the payoff and LSU is not. I wish they would just get rid of Brian Kelly because I want to root for LSU again. I can't stand the guy. Jalen Milrow is the most electric. I mean, he was just so, so every single time he gets into open space and he does that running sideways thing. I don't know how the angles work. You're just dead to rights if he's got full steam.

Who could have ever seen this coming, that team was going to try to beat LSU by having their quarterback run a lot on him? Brian Kelly didn't see that coming.

Brian Kelly did not see that coming.

The fake Mike on the sidelines was a disaster. Also, I think that might be an indictment on Brian Kelly. Yeah. Because Brian Kelly, you have to be smart in that and stand up for yourself a little bit when it comes to endangering students to not look the other way when they're bringing a fucking live tiger onto the sidelines. That's facts. Just for your own brand. You have to be like, We're not going to do that again. It was a depressing fake Mike. He was all doped up on quayludes, passed out in a glass I don't know if that was a cage. Omar Bradley, right? Yeah, it was Omar Bradley. It was not Mike. The tiger's name was Omar Bradley, and it came from a tiger dealer who has had Omar Bradley escape twice from his cage. Brian Kelly was like, Fuck it. Okay, yeah, that sounds safe enough. We'll put him on the sideline.

Bad, bad moments.

You think Coach O would ever allow a fake Mike to be brought in to the same? No. Mike the Tiger lives, I think 200 feet from the stadium. Correct. You're going out of state to outsource a dangerous Tiger with a history of prison breaks, and you're bringing on the sidelines.

It was insane.

Lsu's changed.

They're down bad. I have two other shoutouts I want to give. I want to give Drive of the Week to Army. They had a drive against North Texas. 21 plays, 94 yards, 13 minutes and 54 seconds off the clock. I don't know how you could get more.

That's a classic Army drive.

That's an insane drive.

On most of those plays, they pretty much had three fullbacks on the field.

Yeah, insane, insane drive. And then the crazy chaos game of the night that most people probably weren't watching because it's too... Mizzou is still technically in it. Trinkwitz said that after. He's like, We're still in the playoff picture because they only have two losses. Mizzou versus Oklahoma had Oklahoma was down seven. They scored with a minute and a half left. Mizzou gets the ball, fumbles the ball, Oklahoma picks it up, TD. So now they're up seven with a minute left. Mizzou then scores. Oklahoma gets ball with 30 seconds left. They fumbled, and Mizzou gets a TD off the fumble. So we had two scoop and scores in the last two minutes to basically swing the game. Both teams were down seven, and then Mizzou ended up winning by seven.

Yeah, I thought the crazy game of the Night, though, was BIO, Utah.

Yes, that was crazy.

They won the game. Utah was just punishing them. Yeah. And BW in the fourth quarter comes back. There's a lot of talk about the... Was it defensive holding?

It was holding on the outside, yeah.

The camera angle that we have is bad. You can't see anything.

It's also holding.

But if you're not a fan of BIO, it gives you an opportunity to be like, This is bullshit. That clearly wasn't a hold because the camera angle is on the moon. But then you find out later that obviously there are fans in the stands that are taping it themselves that have a better angle. I think it probably was a hold. Yeah, I think so, too. I think there was a lot of contact there, but it was close enough where there was a ton of controversy at the end of it. Utah felt like they had that in the bag, and that was just a crazy ending to it.

I really enjoyed Terry McAulay, Rules Officer, maybe the most dunked-on guy ever after this happened, because he said... I'm going to see if I can find it. He basically was like, It's a hold. It's always a hold. That's the correct call. Yeah, like the end of story. He said, I've looked at every pass play in the entire game, every complete route on the All-22. Nothing even remotely close to defensive holding occurred against either team. Because Utah fans are like, You can't call that now. It hasn't been called all night. And then a guy said, First of all, thanks for the retweet. Second, I find it hard to believe that you found the All-22 footage. Those are under tight lock and key in any program. Third, you clearly didn't examine the game. Definitely not in an hour. Dbs and wide receiver are physical all night. Quit lying. And Terry McAulay just said, I have access to every camera angle of every game in college football within minutes of each play. That's such a flash. And he also was like, Do you realize that a football game takes... There's 13 minutes of action and the All-22 has run-pass split up?

He's like, It takes me 20 minutes to watch every past.

So he doesn't watch the commercials? Is that what you're saying?

No, he has the All 22. Yeah, All 22. Because he still is the, I think he's a replay guy for NBC.

Yeah.

People be like, There's no way you could have watched it. He's like, I literally watched it all.

I need my replay officials and my rules experts to be Italian. Call me old school, but I like a good Dean Blandino. I like a Jean Sterritor. I like those guys. Terry Macaulay. It seems a little too Irish to me to get it right.

Mike Pereira.

You got to have an Italian.

Me James is also talking back here about a timeout that they called. No. What was that? Utah Stadium was too loud.

Oh.

So BIO snaps it in the end zone. They have a clear sack on them. Would have been a safety game over. Refs blow it dead. There was an inadvertent timeout that Utah was too loud, and the refs got together and called a timeout. Oh, that's bullshit. That is bullshit. Okay. I also had Utah Money Line, and I went to sleep thinking it was over. Okay, so that is bullshit. I did, too. That is bullshit. All right, justice for Utah. Bio is going to lose a game. I'll say it right now. I'm going to predict it. Not a crazy prediction. They might lose two games down the stretch. I'm going to pull up their schedule real quick.

Isn't Utah, that's the school that has the nuclear reactor on campus, where a couple of years ago, after a bad loss, a student said that they were going to go blow it up? Yeah. They're going to detonate it?

That's a good fan base. Yeah, that's right. Bio has Kansas, who's playing really good ball right now, at Arizona State, who's also playing really good ball, and Houston, who might be the turnaround team of the year in the fact that they were the worst team possible in September, and now they are very, very frisky. They're going to lose at least one game. It's been a great story, but BIO has been doing this, living very, very dangerously for a while now. Okay, anything else? I mean, the rankings, they're going to come out with the rankings. We're taping this in the afternoon, but there's nothing that can surprise me. I do think they should put more credit on SMU. That's my big thing. The SEC still has to work itself out because you have Tennessee, Georgia coming up. You have Texas A&M, Texas coming up. There's big games.

I wouldn't be surprised if Tennessee was able to beat Georgia. Yeah. Because Tennessee, they're not a great team. I just don't know about it. But Georgia is not a great team either. Georgia's offense is not that good. Tennessee's defense is pretty good.

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My hot seat is hopefully Jake Paul.

Oh, okay.

He's fighting Mike Tyson this weekend, I think on Friday. I don't really care about it. I'm not going to watch it, but they have a Netflix show. I haven't watched that either, but I saw the clip where it was like a vintage Mike Tyson clip where it's him watching TV and Jake Paul is doing a press conference, and he's like, Sorry, Mike, I'm going to beat your ass, whatever. It's Mike Tyson. He's a manmade killer. I forget exactly what the quote is. Natural born killer? No, he's a manmade killer. He's a media, decided he was a killer. He's like, I'm a natural born killer.Oh, I love that.That's difference. It literally gives me goosebumps every time I watch it. It's vintage Mike Tyson, and I feel like these fights are always disappointing. This one, I still feel like it will be, but that quote got me fired up, and I am hoping I go on social media and see him knock him the fuck out.

Our good friend Tom Freneli pointed out something to me via text last night, and it didn't dawn on me until he said that. This very well could just be Billy versus Conceico.

Yeah. To me, the whole build up to this It's Billy V.

K. Take.

It feels like this is boomer porn, where you see- Watch this click. Can we pull up the clip? Because think about it this way. You've got Mike Tyson, who's a legend, and a lot of older people grew up watching and be like, This man can kill anybody, which at the time is 100% true. Then They naturally grow to hate the Paul brothers because they're emblematic of everything that millennials and Gen Xers are doing. You're like, My guy that I've loved is going to knock the fuck out of this young little pissant. You have all this hope leading up to it to watch the younger generation get their comeuppance. At the end of the day, the older generation is also still very old and probably out of shape and probably not able to punch nearly as hard as they could. It's just going to be very, very disappointing to anybody over the age of 40.

It will be super disappointing. This clip is probably propaganda, but it will sell a lot of fights.

But it is. It's Billy versus Konseiko, where it's the older guy. Everyone's like, Holy shit, he's going to demolish him. This is going to be a bloodbath How is this young guy even taking this fight? And the older guy will most likely get hurt 30 seconds in. Billy did win, though.

It's true.

Go ahead. Final thing. I presume that Mike Tyson is watching this right now. Is there anything you want to say to him? Mike, I love you, but this is my sport now.

It's an honor to get in the ring with you.

I'm so, so honored you're a legend, but I'm going to take your throne, brother.

Is There's a fundamental difference between me and Jake.

He's a manufactured killer. Television and papers made him a killer. He's manufactured. I'm a natural born killer. That's the difference. That's a great clip. The only problem I have is it's Jake Paul saying, I'm going to take your throne, Mike. Mike hasn't had the throne for 20 years. Yeah. More than 20 years. Like, 30 years.

What's the headgear?

I don't know. Again, I'm not even going to I watched his fight, and I think it's going to be Billy versus Conceico. But that clip, that will be on a rap song. That will be a great rap song. That is a great quote. It does give you goosebumps.

Yeah, but he should have called out Tyson Fury.

Yeah, no, he's a natural-born killer. He was a natural-born killer. He's a natural-born killer. He's just old.

Mike Tyson did say something like, Iron Mike has come back, and I can't control him when he comes back, which that's also scary for other reasons. Okay, Good hot seat.

Then my cool thrown are Nebraska Cornhuskers. Dana. Dana Holgerson will serve as the Nebraska offensive coordinator for she will see, and I think for the rest of the season.

Yeah, this is bullshit because Wisconsin plays him next week. Oh, no. Yeah. He's going to fix their offense, no doubt. No doubt about it.

I love it.

Our guy Dana, your best friend.

My best friend. I'm happy for him.

You had another cool thrown?

Yeah. Pmt Documentary, episode 2, drops Wednesday night.

Okay, so today? Yeah. Tonight? Tonight. This is how we promo. We finally figured out the promo.

The rise and fall of Barcel Vantark.

Love it. Well, no, I don't love it. Actually, no, I do love it.

Episode 1 was very, very good. Yeah, I like this one. This one's better.

You know what? I love it because this podcast wouldn't be creating towards year nine if we had kept that show.

There's more juicy stuff, too. I think episode one was good, but it was all relatively known. There's more There's more details with this one.

Yeah, that was the best thing that's ever happened to us. By far. It sucked in the moment. It was a very bad feeling when it happened. But looking back on it, goddamn, I'm so happy I didn't have to work.

I just remember when it got canceled, I got so high that I got trapped in a Call of Duty commercial. It was like one of those when the new Call of Duty came out and they did the three-minute commercials, and I was so high sitting on my couch trying to numb away being canceled. The commercial got two minutes in. I was like, Did I change the channel? Where the fuck am I right now?

I remember what happened right after it was canceled. You know how we dealt with her misery?

You guys are spoiling on the doc.

Okay. All right. You're going to have to tune in to find out. That was hard. Did I say the Call of Duty thing? Oh, shit. My bad.

Did I say where we went right afterwards? Yeah. All right.

Tune in to the doc.

No spoilers.

Good job.

But a very on brand.

Pft, your hot seat cool to run.

My hot seat is Cleanliness.

Okay.

Did you see the story about Syracuse head coach?

Yes.

So Syracuse head coach, Fran Brown, says that after losses, he doesn't allow himself to shower because only winners get soap. Excuse me. Yeah, winners get washed, winners get soap. I like that. Afterwards, he doesn't feel that he's entitled to shower because he doesn't deserve it after losing. Basically saying you get a piece of steel wool and you can spit on yourself, and that's the only way that you can wash. I like this. I like this sentiment.

I disagree, though. Shouldn't you wash off a You want to wash and keep the mojo going for a win? You want to walk around- Don't ever change.

What about the stink of losing?

Yeah, you want to wash it off.

You want to get that off? That doesn't motivate you? No, I want to keep the win and never change anything. But if you were dirty, wouldn't you be more motivated to win so that you can shower?

No. Maybe. No, I guess. But it's like a lucky pair of underwear.

I want to keep wearing it. You keep going until- Yeah. Like being clean, smelling good is the mark of a loser.

Yeah, right. A winner is just rolling through it. Your must should take over. He should try it both ways.

Yeah, he probably has. I remember there was a team, I think it was Derek Duhly when he coached at Tennessee, and they were on a losing streak, and he blamed it on the lack of shower discipline on his players. So at practice, he had them gather around and he had to show them how to wash their ass with a lufo. Here's where you put the soap. Here are the hot zones that you have to get. That's a mark of a loser head coach right there is when he's coaching showering to the guys. But I still appreciate it from a football guy mentality.

Yeah, no, I like that part. You should test it both ways is all I'm saying.

But also, I don't know if he extends that to the team or if that's just for himself. If it's for himself, I love it. He's like, I won't allow myself to shower.

What happens if he loses before a 10-day layoff over Christmas?

You're going to have a smelly Christmas. That's bad, yeah. Yeah. Then my cool throne is Steo Fiener, our good friend Steo Fiener. Tonight, Wednesday in Chicago at the Laugh factory, Steo is doing a stand-up routine about his life. Oh, no. I'm lucky enough to host it. Nick's going to be there.Muuk's going to be there.It's.

A 12-hour show.

Chris Bayer. They're taping it for a special. So this is Steo Fieners.Oh, he's doing a special? Yeah, Steu Finders is doing a special tonight. Yeah, so he's going to do a stand-up routine about his life. I think the rest of us, we might roast stew with our time on stage.

But yeah. That's going to be a five-hour show.

Yeah, it's never ending. We'll see. That's going to be a double VHS.

Tickets on sale right now if you want to go to the stew finer.

Is that intermission and everything like that?

I don't know. There has to be. Listen, nobody can control what stew does.

No.

That's so fast. What you just described sounds like he's going to be in sixth grade, one hour in.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's definitely a possibility. But I'm excited about it. I'm excited to be there.

That will be fun. All right, my hot seat is a cheap wedding guest. Did you guys see there was a viral post the other day? A woman said, We just got married yesterday. We spent $60,000 on our wedding with a guest count of 270. We worked our butts off and pushed so many bills, rent, et cetera, only taking out a loan of $4,000 for my mom. We received $3,000 in cash and checks, total from cards. We're freaking out. We thought we'd get more, and the lowest card amount was $10. This woman is basically like, We expected a lot more for all of our guests, and now we're fucked.

I think that you need to just be friends with richer people.

I also think that- What would your math tell you?

Was it 200 guests? Well, the only thing that I'd ask is if they had a registry. If they had a registry with pots and pans, they fucked themselves. They should have just been like, Registry is cash. I would expect for 270 people, I'm trying to do the math, there are probably a lot of couples. I'm going to say I I would expect at least 10 grand. At least. A hundred bucks is what you... A hundred bucks is a typical, depending on where you are in life, a hundred bucks, I feel like, is the minimum you give it a wedding. Is that not right?

I don't know because the registry plays-For a couple? No, it's an important part in it. With a registry, even if-That's 27 grand. If the average gift on the registry is between 50 and 150 bucks, you get people that spend a hundred bucks on a gift, and then they don't necessarily put up nearly as much as they would have.

That's what I'm saying. The registry is all... If there was a registry, then they fucked themselves.

If you're counting on this wedding to fund your honeymoon, then you just make a honeymoon fund instead of doing a registry at all.

Yeah, I'm saying minimums, too. Even when I didn't have money, it would be like 300, 500. If it's a close friend, that's what you do. Minimum is 100. You got to pay for your meal and the drinks. That's what you do. Ten dollars is the big... I would fucking send that back to the person.

Also, 270 people is too It's a big for a wedding.

Yeah, but they probably were like, We're going to cash in. Minimum, they should have had 10 grand. I actually think that's crazy.

You got to get rich with your friends.

Or these people are just shitty people. Ten dollars? What do you give, Max? A hundred a person? No, I give more than that. Yeah. Look at that. Baller. A hundred a person is very. That's what I'm saying. That's minimum. You're getting a full meal, a band, a full A little bar. Maybe it was cash bar. Cash bar, you give nothing. That's a good point. Yeah, cash bar, you get nothing.

Destination wedding?

Maybe.

It could have been a destination.

When I go to weddings, I like to bring a bunch of cash and not have signed the card yet. My gift will be based on the time I had.

You put the stack of cash on the table and you start removing it.

It can fluctuate.

Based on the playlist, bad DJ.

How was the dinner? Was there multiple What were the hors d'erves like? It's basically based off the hors d'erves. A lot of times these registries have the thing that you can just give money directly to there. Correct. It's like a Venmo. There's no even excuse because you can just be like, Oh, shit, I forgot to get cash. Oh, whatever. I'll just go onto the website, donate there, and then just write on the card. Yeah. Gift isn't on the website. This is insane. Then my cool throne is the NBA Cup because it's back, and we have an awesome promo going with DraftKings. We're going to start doing our NBA Cup pics. People will be listening to this. Obviously, the games happen, but going forward, we're going to release it on all the socials on Tuesdays. Next week, look out for our pics on Tuesdays. If you're listening to this right now, you can go and look at our pics that we've already made on our socials, and we'll look like idiots. But DraftKings has a great promo on the NBA Cup, so check it out. We're going to be getting in on the NBA Cup this year.

We're battling for the NBA Cup Cup. We have the NBA Cup Cup here in the studio.

Yeah, we do. It's sitting right over there. We're going to have some fun with that, and hopefully... No, we'll be bad. I'll be taking the Sixers plus three against the Knicks tonight, which is the biggest loser on the board.

I was going to take the Sixers money line, but that's fine. You can take them against the spread.

Love the NBA Cup. I'll take the points for sure. I love the NBA Cup. Oh, I'm going to take... Oh, I know it. This will be very stupid when you're listening I'm just going to take every single Clay Thompson over. First time back in Golden State. He's going to go nuts. Nuts. Okay, speaking of NBA, let's get to our interview with Julius Randall.

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Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest in studio, three-time NBA All-Star, two-time first-team?

I wish.

How many times first-team? You hype me up, though, please. All right, three-time All-Star. He's been in one of the all-MBA teams at least twice. Twice. Yeah, it doesn't matter which one. It is Julius Randall from the Minnesota Timberwolves. Does that sound weird saying it? Because it's still new, right?

It's still very new. Yeah.

Let's start with that. How's the first month and a half that you've been on the Timberwolves and feeling everything out? Yeah, it's got to be weird.

Yeah, it's definitely new, especially if you've been somewhere for five years. I was at a mall with my wife, and the lady comes up to me and she's like, You must play basketball. Who do you play for? I'm like, I'm Timberwolves. You know what I mean? It was one of those situations, but it's been great, man. I'm loving it, honestly.

You got traded right before the season. Is that especially weird not having a training camp and everything with your new team? You're just like, All right, now I'm on this team.

Yeah, man, because at that point, you think if anything happens, it'll be during the year, right before the It was a very deadline. For it to happen two days before whatever training camp was crazy because it was more... The basketball part is easy, but adjusting and moving a family. My son had just started school. He was in school for a little bit. That was probably the hardest part, just getting adjusted. But it was cool. Now we're good.

How long did it take you to get used to the business of the NBA? I understand that sometimes things happen to you, not because it's them Maybe you still feel upset if you get traded. You're like, Man, I don't feel like they really appreciate me if they're willing to trade me away. But I feel like a lot of players that have been in your position, at some point, you figure out that it's not personal.

Yeah. I got used to it pretty quickly. I think maybe my first wake-up call was with the Lakers. Yeah. And LeBron was coming to town. I was like, Well, LeBron's coming. So You got to figure it out. That's how I ended up in New Orleans for a year. But that was probably my first time. Then from then on, it's just been like the business, it is what it is, and you got to roll with it and adjust.

I think you were also unlucky your first time because they had to renounce you. They had to use the word renounce. Nobody likes to be renounced. That's a fucked up way to put it.

To be honest, though, I asked for that. Yeah.

Please renounce Yeah, because it was a situation where I was younger in my career, and it was coming off a pretty decent year with the Lakers, and I just wanted to continue to grow.

The Buss family, I had a great relationship with them, and they helped me get to a good situation with that.

I'm thinking in Minnesota, it's also a compliment. They wanted you.

Yeah, absolutely. Especially in these situations, I'm pretty secure in who I am as a player at this point in my career. The shock, obviously, it was a shock at first, just with everything. But from day one, the moment that I got traded, I already knew Finchee because I played for him in New Orleans. So from a basketball standpoint, when it happened, I'm like, Well, I really want to play for Finchee. I'm excited about that. You know what I mean? But the organization, Tim, Matt, and Del, A-Rod, all those guys called me and were just telling me how excited they were for me to be there, how much they wanted me, how long they were working on a trade, all those different type of things. After I got over the initial shock, it was like, All right, man, I'm somewhere where I'm wanted. I'm appreciated the value. It just took a little bit to change my perspective and look at it differently. But once I was able to do that, I was Felt extremely comfortable just being there.

Was there a part of you like, Oh, I get out of Tib's practices now? I mean, there has to have been. I'm a Tib guy, but everyone says the practices are brutal.

Yeah, you know what's funny, man? We have these conversations all the time in the locker room. I'm like, Ant, man, what practice is going to be today? He's like, Man, we just might watch film. I'm like, What? Okay, I get excited. You know what I mean? I get a little peppered by stuff. You know what I mean? You're somewhere for such a long time, and I appreciate Tibbs. Tibbs is a coach that's going to have you every game Super prepared. You're not going to miss a beat on anything that's going to go on. But also, here, it's different. Fitch has us prepared, but we're also empowered as players to be adults, to be professional, and come in every day, do our job. He trusts us with that responsibility. It's very empowering as a player.

It feels like everyone who has played for Tibbs, they'll be like, Yeah, the practices are brutal. He grinds you hard, but he also brings the most out of you. Because you had your best year, whatever it is, probably his second year, I think, in New York. We've had Jokem Noah on here. He's like, Yeah, Tibbs was a real motherfucker, but if I didn't have him, I wouldn't have gotten the best out of my ability.

Yeah. At that point in my career, Tibbs was the perfect coach for me. He got the most out of me. He pushed me. He gave me ample opportunity to grow as a player. I appreciate him for what he was and what he meant to my career during that time.

Did you ever think about going back to school and getting a master's degree from Villanova so you could fit in?

Hell no. You fit in with all the guys? Absolutely not. I think I So it was the right Wildcat.

Yeah. So what did Dante say to Tibbs?

I'll lead at the Tay. Okay. I'll lead at the Tay.

We'll have to have him on his dad tell us what he said.

Yeah, we'll see. But- That was fun for a preseason game. It was a lot of energy. It was a lot of energy. It was a lot going on that night. Yeah, for sure.

Yeah. So your time in Kentucky, Cal, that was when Kentucky was rolling. You guys go to the Championship game. I went to Wisconsin, so I was actually sitting like-We played you guys. I was sitting maybe 20 feet from what was it? One of the Harrison's hit that three. That destroyed me. Was there ever a moment during that game, you're like, We can't lose these white guys. I feel like that happened.

I don't know what's crazy. That was like, once we got through Wisconsin, I was like, Oh, we got it. Yeah, you didn't. Exactly. Because I'm like, Man, Wisconsin, It was our hardest game of the tournament by far. I'm like, Bro, these dudes use 35 seconds of every single shot block. Super disciplined. They're not going to beat themselves. It was one of those games. It was one of those games, too. The whole time, it was like, we never felt like we had any momentum until, obviously, Aaron hit that shot. Then once we did that, we were like, Man, we got this. You come, We're thinking, no disrespect to them, but we're like, Man, this is ours. Like you said, it wasn't.

Yeah, it wasn't. What coach was Cal? Because I feel like he gets a, not a bad rap, but he obviously, there's a lot of times, especially his end of Kentucky, where it's like they weren't winning as much in the tournament, and he was talking about his draft picks and everyone's making jokes. But he seems like a guy who every player loves.

Yeah, it's funny because it doesn't matter who... I remember when I first got to Kentucky and DeMarcus and AD and those guys, they had came back and they were like, Man, this motherfucker's crazy. I should have been a number one pick. Just messing with, I should have been a number one pick. Cal held me back. Cal held me back, man. We always give them a hard time. It doesn't matter if it's him or... I'm talking to Rob, who was just there last year. We're like, Man, we hated Cal when we were at Kentucky. Coach does hard. He's a tough coach. He's going to be on your ass. He's one of those type of dudes. Then everybody has the same story. When you leave, you love Cal. Everybody loves Cal. Man, Cal, just forget the culture, just as a human being and who he is to his core. He's done things for me and my family after I've left Kentucky that will be good with me forever. Whatever. I'll do anything for Cal. After I got traded, he was one of the first people that called me. Just to check in on me and see how I'm feeling.

He's that type of person that really cares about the person.

It also is cool. I feel like Kentucky is one of those schools because they don't have an NBA team in Kentucky. All Kentucky fans root for Kentucky players for the rest of their career, in the NBA. Do you notice that? Where you go and see Kentucky fans at random arenas cheering you Yeah, absolutely.

I just saw a Kentucky fan somewhere, Randall. Yeah. Maybe in Minnesota. I don't know where I saw him, but I'll see him on vacation. If I'm on vacation somewhere, and they're like, Man, Big Blue Nation. They'll say that like, Big Blue Nation, or whatever it is. I'm like, You know what I mean? So you're really tied in forever when it comes to Kentucky. Yeah.

What was the sales pitch like to get you to go there? Was it like, I will make you rich beyond your life?

Yeah. And then you'll get trapped in the NBA and make more money.

Yeah.

There you go.

To be honest, it was two things. It was like, I want to win. Because for me, the national championship was in Dallas. It was in my hometown. So it was that. And then it was like, You're going to be out of here in eight months. I'm not going to keep you here type thing. So it was those two things. And then just visiting. I'm a basketball guy to my core and my heart and visiting. It was probably only one of the place that I really visited, and I was like, Man, this place is crazy, which was Kansas. What was it? What's the arena? Yeah, Fogg Allen. Fogg Allen, yeah. Whatever it is, that arena was crazy. Kentucky, I was like, Man, I get to play in front of 20,000 every single night. There's nothing better than that.

Obviously, going to Kentucky, you're five-star our recruit coming out of high school. What was the point growing up that you're like, Oh, shit, I'm different than everyone else. I'm so much better than everyone else.

Like 11 years old.

That's awesome. Were you just dominating everyone at 11?

Yeah, I think- What was your stat lines at 11? Shut up. I mean, it was my mom, to be honest, because my mom, she... For every... Growing up, I was always bigger than everybody. She always made me play a grade up, two grades up, three grades up. So I'm playing against older kids, and I'm like, I'm okay, but I'm not that good. Then I played my first grade. My first time I played, my grade was 10 or 11 years old, and I was like, What the hell? It's on easy mode. I was like, Man, this is the easiest day ever. I couldn't believe it. I was bigger, faster, stronger than everybody, but I was just more skilled because I was playing up in advance. So it was That was an aha moment. I just never looked back from there.

What was your best high school game? Do you remember one that you put in an insane amount of points? I just love thinking about… Because anyone who's obviously in the NBA, they've just been so much better than everyone for such a long time.

It's got to be the best feeling. I played… I mean, my high school, we were one of the best teams in the country. During my time there, I had like 50 and three quarters or something like that. That's pretty good.

Was it fun?

Like 20 shots.

Yeah, it's got to be the most fun.

It was a lot of fun. It was always high school was probably the most fun ever for basketball.

Dominating everyone.

I read a story that when you were playing AAU, I don't know if you were 11 or 12, but your team was so good that you guys flew private?

I don't know if it was because we were so good, but yeah, we did. That was the first time I played my grade, though. Yeah, So it was a funny... Basically, how the story was, I played up until this team called the Texas Titans started. The guy, shout out to the Trout family. Amazing, amazing family that took care of a lot of people. But the dad, he was starting a team for his son. Dad was a billionaire, starting a team for his son. And Basically, his son was my age. He had two sons. He had one my age and one maybe two years younger than me or whatever. He was basically starting a team for his son. People who played on the team, we were flying like the Mavericks playing. He was growing up as kids. The bigger thing was, in AAU, you had to pay for everything and you're out of pocket for everything. So my mom, being a single parent, I used to watch her struggle to take me to across the country and drive and all that different type of stuff. And he took care of everything. So he took care of, obviously, we were flying private, but hotels, parents, everything was there.

So it was just like, I'm dominating my age group and I'm flying everywhere. You know what I mean? It was the craziest experience of my life.

That does sound like the best. Yeah.

Then you go to high school, which was high school, that was a different team from the AAU team, right? Yeah. You have to play for your high school team. You don't fly anywhere.

Yeah, we flew, but we flew American Airlines. We were spirited. Actually, it might have been Southwest, but it was a different travel for sure.

Yeah, but at the end of the day, the fact that your travel was taking care of it allowed a lot of people to play against competition that they wouldn't get to play against otherwise, right?

It was crazy, man. I don't even really know how to explain it, but as a kid, It was insane. It was the most fun time of my life. All you look forward to is... Even when the summer would end, AU season would be over, and then school would start, and basketball season probably wouldn't start again until November or December. That's all you look forward to because I'm playing with my best friends. We're traveling across the country like rock stars everywhere, playing against the best teams, killing, winning tournaments all over the country, exposure, all this different type of stuff, visiting different cities as a kid. It was insane. You know what I mean? It was just my experience growing up compared to what I was used to. Then to get that experience, man, it was like exposure is everything. Opportunity is everything. For me to be able to see that as such a young age, that's why I bring my son, my oldest son. I've always brought him with me everywhere to games and stuff because it's the exposure just to be able to see what's possible was huge for me. You know what I mean?

To see that at a young age, it was Even then, we used to go to... He had four seats at the Mavericks Games, and he used to bring us to the Mavericks Games. We were kids sitting courtside at Mavericks Games, and Kobe was my favorite player. I got to see Kobe at a young age. Just to see that, it was like seeing Jesus. You know what I mean? It was crazy. I think that had a lot to do with my growth and where I am today.

Visualizing it, yeah. That's huge. You mentioned Kobe. You get drafted by the Lakers. Kobe's at the end of his career. Is he still psycho, Kobe, in terms of his workouts and everything? Is there a story? We've heard him all, but what was the one where you're like, Oh, man, this guy is different?

I would just say me going to his... He would work out, obviously, crazy early, five o'clock in the morning, whatever it is, six o'clock. I probably told this story before, but I've never been to a workout where I go, first off, at six o'clock, five o'clock in the morning, and we do defense for two hours.

So you don't even dribble a basketball?

We would have days where he would not dribble a basketball.

Oh, my God. It's like Hoosier's. Yeah.

He was doing defense for two hours, two and a half hours. And he was so technical. No, you can't slide that way. You can't move your feet. But literally, you think I'm exaggerating. We would do defense early in the morning for two hours. I'm just like, this dude's insane. Yeah. He's insane. It was just his mentality. It was just different.

Yeah. That's crazy. That's the end of his career. That was the end. When he's in his 30s- I couldn't even imagine what he was like at 20, 25, early 30. Every practice, was it just full on like, This is the most important game?

No. Oh, okay. No, because he was at the end at that point. He was injured a lot during that time, so his body wasn't holding up. You know what I mean? It got to the point, we saw Kobe at practice. We were like, Oh, my gosh. Cove Cope is Here. That's why you saw that whole viral clip of him going in on Jeremy Lynn and nick Young when they were fighting, the whole practice clip where they were fighting. It was because people were joking. They were like, Man, Kobe is here. We can't believe it, like sarcastic. And he just kicked everybody's ass.

Did you make him one-on-one? Yes. Did you ever beat him?

Absolutely not. Absolutely. But that was the thing, too. When I played him one-on-one, I love that. I wanted to compete. As a young player, I'm a rookie, I'm getting there early. I'm thinking I'm doing what I'm supposed to do as a young player, getting there early. He was already there, working out full sweat. I'm walking to the court and he's like, Jude, come play one-on-one. I thought I was going to get him. In my mind, I'm like, I'm... And then he flipped the switch and it was curtains.

Crafty, yeah.

That must have been a crazy experience though, going from watching him courtside when you were a little kid.

It was insane.

Are you able to go hard? Are you able to play as hard as you want to against a guy that you flipped up to for that long?

Yeah, absolutely. It was one of those moments You meet your idol. Not only do you meet your idol, but you're playing on the same team as your idol. It took a while to process because it's like you're watching every single thing he does.

Yeah, this might be a dumb question, but I'm curious whenever I talk to an NBA player to know how you come up with new moves for yourself, like how you put wrinkles in your game. Is it something where you spend most of your time? Or if you're watching somebody else, you pick up things here and there, or do you have to get in a creative mindset to figure something out?

I think it's maybe two things. I think one is you have a game that you do, or whatever your go who is or what you feel comfortable doing, and you just build up off of that. Then you might add... I always got that from Cove. You don't have to add 10 things to your game. Add one or two things. You know what I mean? You got to step back at a pump fake step through to it or whatever it is. So you have that. And then it's little crafty things, too. One year, I had it, they took it out of the game, but I used to have the off-arm sweep through that I had, or now you have to have two hands on it. You know what I mean? So little crafty things where you learn how to draw fouls or learn how to just manipulate the defense and stuff like that. So it's one, you add to the base of what you already do, and then other is just little crafty things that I might see a player do. And like, Man, I like that. Let me try that out.

When did you know that you were awesome at spin moves? Because that's When I think of Julius Rangel, it's like the spin move.

When was that? I don't know. I feel like it's always been like-It's just natural. Yeah, that's the move. It's always been a part of me.

I looked up on Pro Basketball Reference, they have all your nicknames. I want to know how many of these actually people have ever called you. They have Big Jew, King Julius, Don Julio.

Don Julio.

Don Julio. Don Julio. Okay, I didn't know if it was Don Julio because it's Julius. Orange Julius. Never?

People have called me that, but that's not a real name.

Okay. Then Bayes Blade.

Bayes Blade, yeah. I think that was like this name. That's because of the spin.

That's because of the spin. Yeah, that's an awesome nickname. I had to look up what Bayes Blade were. It's like a Japanese animation. A little pigeon spinner, yeah.

And they spin around.

That's a great name. That's an awesome nickname.

I guess. I don't know.

I mean, if you just keep in it. Yelling big Jew at you. I would just be like, I don't know if I-Yeah, that one's a little-Actually, yeah.

I got big Jew. That was a nickname I got when I first got to Minnesota, too.

Okay. Who gave you that?

Free.

Okay. You obviously saw Anthony Edwards last year in the playoffs and everything. When you get to play with him, he does feel like a guy who just makes everyone better in the confidence that he has. Is that accurate?

Yeah, he's different. He's very different. Obviously, confidence-wise, he got the ultimate belief in himself. He thinks he can do anything out there. It looks like he can. You know what I mean? He got the ultimate confidence and belief in himself, and that's contagious.

Yeah. The other night, he scored 27 in the first. Was that him? Yeah. In the first quarter or a little bit more?

He goes unconscious out there.

When that happens, you're just like, I'm getting out of the way. Just get him the ball.

Yeah, get fined. Find a way to get him the ball. It's one of those type of things. When a guy like that gets on a roll, first off, going into a game, you want to try to bring that out of him as much as you can. For me, it's like, how can I get him easy looks to really get him going? Then once he's gone like that, man, it's like just keep feeding the high hand because he draws so much attention. It just makes the game easy for everybody.

I would get caught watching his dunks if I was on his team.

Yeah, for sure.

I forget to get back.

He ain't trying to duck right now. He's shooting that thing right now.

Yeah. He's so much fun to watch.

He's a lot of fun. He gets locked in.

It's like, can't do it.

I've never seen from an athlete perspective, it's different playing against him because you only play against him, for me, it's once or twice a year. You know what I mean? But now it's like I see it every night, and I've never seen an athlete like that be able to move the the way he does, cover ground, get downhill to be able to cut and just maneuver. He's not like a little guy. He's a big dude. You know what I mean? For him to move at his size the way he does, it's special. He There was a lot of ground.

He has, what, three or four more years of him, and then he's going to the NFL, right?

Yeah, he's going to the NFL. Are you a Cowboys fan? Yes. Oh, no.

What's it like being a Cowboys fan? It's bad. Because we talk about Cowboys fans.

We talk about What are you say about Cowboys fans?

Well, we talk so much. Well, actually, no. We had Skipelis on. We had Skipelis on, and we also had Dak ranked as the 17th best quarterback in the NFL this year. Accurate. No, we definitely... I mean, it's fun to shit on the Cowboys. They're that brand. It's like the Yankees, it's the Cowboys, the Lakers. The Knicks. Yeah, the Knicks. I mean, are you ever going to win again? Because you're not old enough to remember the Super Bowl.

You know what's crazy? I used to go to Deion's house as a kid. Really? I played basketball. I was on the same basketball team as his son. No way. Basketball has put me in crazy circles. That's nuts.

We're big Deion fans. He used to work here.

I used to go to his house all the time. That's crazy. Bucky, I don't know Bucky Deion, the junior. Yeah. I used to... So you're right. I'm not old enough, but my mom, she gives me hell about it because she's like, So what you all going to do this year? Wait, who's she Are you a fan of? She's not a fan of anybody. She just trolls you.

I love that. I love that.

I'm a fan of your mom. So she used to say that all the time. I'm like, We winning it. We winning it all this year. What happened? And then it would happen. What would happen is the Cowboys would be the Cowboys. She's like, What's going on? You know what I mean? She would troll me all the time. Now it's to the point where I'm at of age where I'm like, Okay, this is what it's like to be a Cowboys fan. But now I've made my son a Cowboys fan.Oh, no.He passed away. Yes. He lives and dies by every game. Oh, no. That's cruelty. It is. Then my wife was recording the other day because we were watching, I don't know who they were playing. He was like, Man, we suck. I was like, Yeah, that's what it feels like. Yeah.

I have three kids, and they're bears fans, and I had to teach them what tanking was last year. That's a real humbling thing to explain to your kid that losing is actually winning. They repeated it back to me. I was like, Well, only when we're talking about the bears, not in life.

That's complicated.

Yeah. It's like, No, it's good that we lost. It's like, I shouldn't teach this lesson.

Did you ever feel like as a Cowboys fan, you should go to Duke instead of Kentucky?

Never. Did you get recruited by- Did you get recruited by?

Cowboys, Duke, and Lakers. Yeah.

I did get recruited by Duke.

You were like, Coach K, not for me?

Good man. Actually, I was... I'm not in the mid-net. No, I'm not saying it.

I hate Coach K. No, I love Duke.

I love Coach K. But it was just like, I wanted to play for Kyle. I wanted to go to Kentucky. I wanted to play for Kyle. You know what I mean? So it was like, Kentucky was the cool thing. I grew up, I think, my freshman year, that's when I knew I wanted to go to Kentucky. Seeing John Wall and all those guys and stuff like that, it was nothing like it. But being around Coach K, he was coaching an Olympic team and stuff like that. I didn't feel like I fit Duke culture.

Were you about to say, I went to Kentucky, big state school, a lot of people there, great student fan base. Then I went to Duke, smaller school.

I visited.

Not a lot of cool people to be around from the opposite sex there.

I met my wife in Kentucky. Okay, There you go.

You're smart move. Wait, so when did you start getting recruited by these big schools? At what age?

My freshman year.

That's crazy. That's got to be a mindfuck to be like, you're 14 years old and you've got major D1 programs hitting you up.

Yeah. I really, truthfully, always wanted to go to Texas, growing up in Dallas. I grew up a Texas football fan, Texas basketball senior, KD. They just were on the down side as I was getting older. But I played with a guy, Zack Peters, who was an amazing player, and he was going to Kansas. So we already had a bunch of coaches coming in and watching. They saw me and from there, it just took off.

So they would come see him and they'd be like, Wait, who's that freshman? Yeah. That's pretty cool. Yeah.

I know that when you were recovering from an injury a little bit ago, you spent so much time off your feet that you actually got better at basketball because you were studying. It made you study. You got all that screen time in because you couldn't walk around. Because I did read that you were forced to work on the mental aspect of the game more because you couldn't do the physical stuff. So what did you improve just by not having to be practicing all the time?

I mean, that's been the great part of what's been unfortunate the past two or so years, getting hurt at the end of two years ago, and then last year, dislocated my shoulder, which last year I was more prepared for it than I was the year before. But sometimes you just got to slow down, man, to catch up, to improve. You get so caught. The cycle, for me, it's like season ends, I train. I don't take much time off to reflect, to really break things down. For me, it was But once I had my ankle surgery, for me, it was like, I can't do anything. You know what I mean? So it was like, Well, how am I going to improve? Because that's always been my biggest thing is I take pride in getting better every offseason. You know what I mean? So it was like, Well, I got to figure out a way to get better without physically being able to go and work out. And for me, it was like, I've always, for the past five years, really worked on the mental side of things. So it was like, I took that up a different level and then just studying the game.

You know what I mean? It's like the Kobe aspect of what he's passed down to me, just how detailed he was, just how obsessive he was on improvement. It was like, All right, well, this is taken from me. Well, how can I work away around that? For me, that was basically what it was. So I just broke the game down, studied players that I like and figure out how I can add to my game and get better.

Was it frustrating the playoffs two years ago when you were playing very banged up and you had a ton of injuries and you struggled at times? Was It's so frustrating having the fans be like, Oh, why is he playing better? It's like, Dude, I have so many injuries right now and I'm out here battling. Because that would drive me nuts where I would just complain about my injuries so much that everyone would be like, All right, stop complaining about the injuries. Yeah. Credit to you for not doing that.

For me, it's one of those things. It's like, if you're out there, figure it out type thing. It was more frustrating at the end of it where it was like, Well, shit. That sucked. We didn't win, and I'm banged up. You know what I mean? But I think for me, it just built character more than anything. It was just one of those situations where it was like, Man, these things happen, but just learn, grow from it, come back, get better type thing. There's no point in me feeling sorry for myself. Nobody's going to feel sorry for you. It was just like, get better, get yourself some grace.

What injuries did you have then?

I had a bad ankle injury.

Because it was like your lift on your shot.

I was going into games where I would be warming up before the game, and I'm just like, Bro, I can't even move. You know what I mean type thing. That's a long story, but ended up right after the season, they're like, Man, you need to get surgery. That type thing. So it was just like, All right, cool.

Yeah, but it was clear and you were battling through it, which you should get more credit for.

Yeah.

And we're not Knicks fans. We'll give you credit.

Yeah, it's a different beast when you're in New York. Yeah, no, it is.

They don't care. It is, big time.

If I tried to do this podcast and I had a severe concussion during the podcast, that's all I would talk about. Yeah. I was like, Hey, listen, none of the That shit that I'm saying right now should count against me because I'm banged up, and I would just milk that. But I guess it's a different mentality if you're a professional athlete.

Yes, it's different. It's just like for me, I think it's like the Kobe spirit in me as well. It was like, Man, I've seen this dude battle through so much and just following him in his career and just knowing who he is as a human. It was just like, Man, if you can give your team anything, go out there and give them whatever you can. Obviously, you'll be criticized, all that different type of stuff. But like I said, man, I wouldn't change anything about it.

Because we are fans and we're stupid, what do fans get wrong about the NBA? When they're watching it or they're just… It's like, That's not how it works. From my perspective, it's that I don't think anyone… I think the average fan doesn't realize how incredible you guys all are at basketball, even the last guy on the bench.

Yeah, it's that. I don't think they understand how hard it is to win.

Okay. How would you mean?

It is not an easy place. Every night, I don't care who it is you're playing, let alone win a championship. But to go out every night and win games and play at a high level, it's not easy. You know what I mean? I say that because I come from a perspective of I've been on bad teams, and I've been on teams where it's not fun. And you're going to the arena knowing that you're outmatched. If you win, it's the biggest relief ever. You know what I mean? Because I've never grown up in my career losing games. I got to the NBA. You know what I mean? It was a rebuilding situation. So it's appreciating winning at a high level. It's not easy to do.

Wait. So in the NBA, when you've been on bad teams, Do you guys still, in the NBA, do the thing that you do when you're growing up playing team sports and you look across to the other team and you're like, Oh, we're fucked? No.

Okay. You don't do that. You don't do that, but it's like- You count it.

You're like, All right, they got that guy, that guy, that guy, and we got, Oh, shit.

Yeah, no, you don't do that. At least me, personally, you're competitive at the end of the day. I don't really do that, but I've been on teams where it's like, All right, man, we didn't win a game in two weeks. We got to figure out how to win a game. You know when you were growing up that every team you played did that for you.

They were like, Oh, we're fucked.

Yes, I can guarantee.

We could go get kids from Texas that were in that same area at that time and be like, Yeah, what was it like playing Julius Reina? It was like, Yeah, we showed up and we were fucked.

You guys got me. You guys were playing on a private jet.

They just saw you. They just looked at you and you were like, Shit, my mom's not tonight.

I remember that.

I Yeah, you could feel it. I'm sure you could.

For sure. If you're in the middle of a losing streak, if you're on a team that's not going to compete for anything at the end of the season, it's a long season and it gets dragged out. Is there a difference between how to be a good teammate on a shitty team versus how to be a bad teammate on a shitty team? Can you pull together towards anything if you're on a team that's that bad?

Yeah, I think it's all about environment. And coaching, stuff like that. You know what I mean? Because it's like, you can lose games, but are you learning anything?

You know what I mean?

My biggest thing is, now it's like, I'm either winning or I'm learning. I'm never losing anything. If we lose a game, I'm learning something. You know what I mean? If we're winning, I'm probably learning something. But it's like, I'm winning or learning. So it's like, I've been on bad teams where we were losing and we weren't learning shit. You know what I mean? And I've been on teams where we were losing and we were learning, and then eventually we got better. You know what I mean? Specifically, I remember the team when I was with the Lakers the last year, where it was me, Lanzo, B. I, Cooz. We weren't a great team to start with, but we started winning games because we just had a good environment, good coaching. Every day we were coming in, we were learning something. Eventually, we started to win games and learn how to win games.

Now you're on a really good team.

Yeah, I'm on a great team.

Yeah, really good team. When you first got into the league, who was the one guy that you were like, Oh, man, he's way harder to defend than I ever imagined, or crafty, or strength?

Lamarcus Aldrich. Oh, good answer.

Not a crazy vertical for the Marcus Aldrich, but he was-But he knew how to get a bucket, man.

Yeah. It was very simple, but he knew how to get buckets. He knew how to draw fouls. He was in He was at the time, when I came into the league, where it was like the big man, it was like real still like big man. It was like still too true. Your power four could be seven foot. You know what I mean? So it was still like that. And you had three out, two in type thing. So it was like he would get the ball on, was it their right block maybe or whatever it was, and he would go to work.

Yeah, very good.

I've always heard also Steven Adams is a crazy guy to go up against.

Strong as hell.

Because he's the strongest. So just to knock your ass over.

Yeah, he was different, too.

What about the first time you saw Wimby?

It was crazy, man.

Yeah.

He was at the guard. He didn't even look real.

I don't know if I want to interview him, but I just want to see Wemby. I want to see him walking by.

Yeah, he was different. He was different, yeah.

He creates all sorts It's like math problems that you've never had to figure out.

Definitely. It's not. Definitely, yeah.

All right, this has been so much fun, Julius. We really appreciate you coming by. I had one last question for you. It's the rowback question, rohoback. Com, promo code take. 20% off your first purchase. Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, rowback. Com promo code take. We mentioned earlier the Tib's practices. What's the craziest drill or practice that Tib's would make you guys do? I'm fascinated by this We had Joe Keem in here, and he told us what... Was it Kirk Heinrich, he said? He used to sit in his car before the practice and just be like, God damn it, I don't want to do this. Or is Mike Dunlevy, maybe?

We got this drill called 100 Passes.

Okay, that sounds like a lot.

Imagine running a play and passing a ball around five or six times.

Yeah.

And then start, Don't shoot. Start the play over again. Pass it another 10 times around, drive, pass, drive, pass, and keep doing it until you get to 100 passes.

So he created edging for basketball. Yeah, that sucks.

That's terrible.

Then you would shoot at the end.

Then you get to 100 pass. The 100 pass, you shoot or whatever it is.

You can finally shoot? Yeah, you finally shoot.

After a 100 drill.

Damn.

Just touch the ball 100 times and then shoot. Yeah, we got that.

After you shot, would you do it again?

Yeah, we would do a different player. Oh, my God. That was one of those drills where you get one of the younger players. You're like, Hey, man, get in for me.

Yeah, I'm about toYeah, you go run around.

He's doing the 100-pass thing again.

You can see it come.

Actually, I did have one other question. Wait, PFT, you had a last question?

I was just going to ask about some of the work that you do in the community because it's pretty cool stuff that you're up to. I feel like a lot of people would like to hear about it.

Yeah, man. I I think it's really no matter where I've been. I think for me, just the work that my wife and I do is very important. We both come from single-parent families and just underprivileged kids. We've always been about helping the youth out, helping single moms out, just because we've seen our moms do it and struggle to provide us with everything. We always are trying to figure out a way to give back. Doing the same thing here in Minnesota. I'm going to be working with some kids here. Skechers is helping out. It's like whenever I partner with people or brands or whatever it is, I always try to bring them in, but super important for us.

That's awesome. You got a court named after you? Yeah. That's pretty cool.

Where's the court? That was in New York. That's in New York. I worked with Nick's legend, Earl Monroe, and basically had this thing where it's like the amount of threes I made is what we donated I had a bunch of people come in and pledge a certain amount of money for every three I made. So I think this past year, we donated 1.3 million to the Earl Monroe School.

That's awesome.

Which helps kids. And they're doing like, Earl, Dan, those guys are doing an amazing job. They took these kids from the Bronx, and these kids' reading levels were three or four grades behind, and took these kids, put them in with these great teachers. Their first graduating class is coming up, and their test scores are amazing now. That's awesome. It's way bigger than basketball. For me, being a part of New York in that community, it was big. I'm still helping those guys out just because they're just incredible what they're doing over there.

Where did you live when you were in New York? We used to live in New York as well.

I was in Scarsdale for my first couple of years because we practiced outside of the city. Then I was in Manhattan, my last two. I was in the Upper West Side.

Our old office was right across from Madison Square Garden. Oh, yeah? I heard about that. I knew that area. It's that area. It's good. Not sometimes. During COVID, there was a couple of times where I came in the office and there was like, guy jerking off in front of me on the street.

I said, Minnesota is a lot more convenient.

Yeah, you get in a car. That's the thing. I do miss parts of New York, and it is nice not having to get in a car. But then when you do get in a car, it's like, Oh, this is nice. Just put on like- It's very nice. Music or podcast, just drive.

It's got to be nice getting out to the Midwest. I love it.

Stretching legs a little bit. All right, well, Julius, thanks so much, man. Anytime you're in the city, we'd love to have you back on. This was so much fun.

I appreciate you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Yes, sir.

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Okay, Hank, let's wrap up. Guys on Chicks.

My husband and I have been married for a year and a half, and he is still weird about me seeing his dick when it's not hard.

What?

Whenever he's getting out of the shower or something, he always hides it and says we aren't that close, but his dick is definitely not small, so I don't get it. Is this typical guy behavior or is he a psychopath?

Not a psychopath, but at this point, yeah, you should be well beyond that. Now, a lot of women don't realize that the size of a man's dick can fluctuate wildly depending on anything from the temperature of the room, to what pants they're wearing, what they had to eat that day. Were they running? Are they scared at the moment? That's also a lie.

He definitely has a small dick. Yeah, 100% does. If you had a big dick, you don't give a shit. Yeah. I think he might-No, you'd be flashing it everywhere. Yeah, everywhere.

He's probably grower not shower. Yeah. At any given time, walking around, probably like an 80% difference in how big your penis can appear. He's still putting on the happy face for you. He's not afraid to show you his real self, and that's the problem.

My urologist was a stool yesterday.

Did you show it?

No. I went to the urologist for my kidney stones. Very nice doctor walked in and he was just like, Hey, you seem familiar. Maybe a big online presence. I was like, sick. Nice. Let's see that schlone. We talked about my kidney stones. He took the kidney stone. He's going to do a test and all this stuff. Looked at some CT scans, whatever. I was like, Are you going to look at my dick? And he's like, No, I don't have to. And then I was just like, Well, I shaved for you. And that got awkward.

Do you want to? Yeah.

And then he He said after, he's like, Just so you know, I follow you on Instagram, but I have been following you for a while. It didn't just happen. I was like, I appreciate that. But yeah, depending on how my kidney stones go, that guy will look at my dick eventually.

So I had I had two urologists in New York when I was going through the same thing with kidney stones, one of which was an AWL of the show, did not show him my dick. The other guy was not, but you feel like you have to make small talk when the doctor is like-Looking at your dick.fond moving your dick and feeling things. He was like, So Solenberger, is that the name of the guy that landed that plane in the Hudson? The only thing I could think to say because we were still doing that joke was, Yeah, they named a drink after that guy. The guy goes, Oh, yeah? Then I just couldn't bring myself to deliver the punchline. I choked big time.

Yeah, it's a big-time moment.

What's the punchline?

You know the punchline? Yeah, A gray goose with a splash of water.

All right, I guess we'll go to this one. Speaking of dicks, there's a picture that's involved. There are a couple of pictures. Hey, PMT. I've been on three He updates with this guy, and he's in Michigan for one month, and he sent me this update catching fish with his grandpa. Is this Raging 14-inch boner, or does this man just love fish? Also, can I handle this in the future? What would you do? Thanks. I'm going to send the picture.

Okay. And then I'm going to say- No, I got it pulled up on the screen. Yeah, that guy's got a hog. He's Jon Ham. Holy shit.

Yeah, good for that guy.

Good for him.

He should be holding the fish up next to his dick to show how big the fish is.

What if he just has stuff in his pockets and she's expecting the Jon Ham?

I'm looking at the angle right now. There could be something in that right pocket that Gravity is pulling down.

It could be a golf ball.

Or just his phone.

Do we have any other picture?

Just the group text from this girl. So to her friends.

Oh, is that it? Okay. All right, good. It is a girl. Okay, so we have confirmation because obviously, there's a lot of people who think the guy's on Chicks, there's a lot of men that write in. That would be an all-time wrinkle if this dude, AW, basically concocted a story for us to look at his penis.

No. So it's a group text from this girl. It's a girl sending the picture to her friends, and then one of her friends goes, Is that his dick? I just choked. Do you think girls tell him that a lot?

Yeah, I think you got to... I mean, he's also... The fish is a nice fish. It's a really nice fish. He's not doing the cheating thing where he's putting the fish too close to the camera to make it look bigger than it is. That and his dick.

There's a good possibility this guy sent you that picture because there was something in his pocket, weighing it down, that made it look like he had a big dick, and he wanted to send it to you so that you'd get excited.

I don't know, dude. The guy's wearing the croquis, the sunglasses things. He's a sportsman. I think that's a man's man. I think that's a man's man.

Yeah, might just be dealing with a guy with a hog.

We're going to need this person to follow up after they go on the date to see if it's actually that big. The guy with the big dick in the fish, if you want to chime in with your size, soft and hard, we'll take that.

Listen, she just needs to be like Sam Pitman. Embrace the hog.

Yeah.

All right, last one, and this is also from a girl who got tricked by her boyfriend. Hi, Alex. It's Mariah. I got your number from Nolan. He told me you won tickets to the Patriets game this Sunday. Obs, I want him to go and have fun, but please make sure he behaves himself L-O-L. Last time you guys went to a game, he didn't come home until the next morning. I'm working Sunday night and need him to be home to watch our daughter. He's a 32-year-old child. I can't believe I even need to send this, but please make sure he doesn't get into trouble this time. And then followed up and said, Oh, okay, I don't know who this is, but my husband sitting next to me dying laughing. Like I said, I married a child.

Wait, what is this? I'm a little bit confused. I'm very lost.

This guy told his girlfriend that he won tickets to the Patriots game with apparently a person that he had previously gone to a game with and didn't come home until the next day.

Yeah.

And then she said, I want to text them.

Do you have another Guys on Chicks. This is a miss. My bad. This is a miss. Memes. I thought it was funny.

I want to understand this.

The husband had her text this number?

Yeah.

That was it. Wait, the husband texted the Guys on Chips? No, the husband had his wife. Text the guys on Chicks. Yeah. I like this dude, for the record. No, it was a mess. My bad. But this dude rocks. The fact that the wife has to actually... If this story is true and the wife has to be like, Hey, he has to look after our fucking daughter in the morning, that's awesome. This guy is... Listen, it's always... When you get older in life, those moments of, Oh, the night got away from me. I just didn't come home. Those don't happen anymore. But if you know someone who that could happen to, that guy rocks.

There's always one friend that you have to be on the lookout for. Everybody's got that one friend and getting to spend one night. It's like a little mini vacation that he gets. Give him one night alone with his most unruly friend.

I've had moments in my life where I've been out with friends and it's like, Oh, the night got away from us. We didn't go to sleep. We just went to the casino till 07:00 AM or we stayed at the bar. Those are the best nights ever. I wish I could still do those. I haven't done one in forever. This guy rocks. Credit to him. His wife wrote a confusing guys on Chicks, but I love this fucking guy. He's the man. Pug, any presidential orders you got for us? I still got to link up with Blake and cook up some policies. Okay. Tbd on that. Okay. Happy birthday, Pug, by the way. Happy birthday, Pug. Happy birthday, Pug. Big 3-0.

11:11.

That would be what? 210?

Oh, wow. You're getting up there. We're getting up in the years.

Love that. Yeah. Thank you. Also, I received a lot of feedback from Monday's show, especially at the end of the show, accusing me of not saying love you guys to the listeners. Many people felt I loved. I did say I love you guys. It seemed like this was Max during... He's trying to... It's hate week. He's trying to psych me out for hate week and take me off my game because the Eagles's Commander's game on Thursday. Wouldn't be surprised if he does some monkey business and takes it out at the end of the show, too. But I did say I love you guys, and it was visible on the YouTube.

We'll see. Pug, if you fuck for a minute, are you like, Yeah, actually, that was seven. Dog ears. Yes. Okay, nice. It would rock. Credit to you.

If when Pug became a dad, he had six kids at once.

A litter of Pugs going around would be so great. Pug, if you have But anything, if you have sextuplet, the odds are like one in a billion. But if you do, I want you here and now to say that we're allowed to make one of those weird creepy reality shows about them. Okay. If it's seven, no. If it's five, no. Six has to land exactly on six. That would be crazy. That would be crazy. But guess what? The reality show would pay for your kid's life. Six of them. The Puglets. Those shows. What was it? Optimum?

Optimum, yeah.

And John and K+8, those were.

Nothing is a bigger guarantee of your life getting ruined than doing in one of those shows.

Yes. Okay.

The Duggers.

The Duggers. Numbers. 3. 40. 11. 5. 99.21. Seventy-four. Seventy-nine. Love you guys.