Transcript of TIKTOK ROTTED HIS BRAIN ft. Shiphtur | OfflineTV Podcast #5

Cheers. I cannot believe we're doing this. Whoa.

We all just took a shot of tequila to open up. Episode five. Welcome, Daniel Shiftofferson. Shifter. Danny, how did you change your last name into your gamer name of Shiftofferson? Why don't you stick with Shifter?

Because now, is this on? Like, we started? For real? For real.

Oh, we're in it. Yeah, we've been in it. Yeah.

On, God.

Sorry, can you repeat the question?

Why does anyone ever drink shift off person? Yeah, I even missed the question.

Shift off.

What are we talking about?

So, Danny, when he started his League of Legends career as a professional player of games, his name was Shiftofferson. Cause his full name. For real, like the Jeffersons, his name is Daniel Shifter. And so he called himself Shiftofferson. I'm guessing it was a nickname. Can you elaborate?

I don't know how to work off this. Shift optics and where. This is so random. I was not prepared for this.

Honestly, I'm not even following.

Yeah, we've got the bio right here.

Oh, my God. That's my weak.

Team coast, was that your first team?

Yes. The team was previously called team dynamic. And then we got, like, transfer of ownership kind of deal. When we got into lcs, it turned into team coast. So it was the same team, but name change and stuff. Yeah, yeah.

Were you. You were never on team gravity, were you?

No, no, no.

They were so cool.

They were jackets. Yeah, they were cool.

Like, everyone would show. Are you familiar with this at all?

Nope.

So back in, like, early days of League of Legends LCs, everyone wore, like, t shirts. One team was like, yeah, we're gonna wear polo shirts.

And then it was really lame. It was, like, graphic tees, and, like, they'd, like, kind of die out in the wash every week or two. And then, like, you get a new sponsor, a new graphic tee.

And that was your jersey. That's your jersey that you're playing. And then one team, team gravity, shows up where they all got leather jackets on, and they just walk out and everyone's like, whoa, they were badass.

Damn.

Good thing they were, like, decent for, like, a split or two. Cause, like, if they were awful, that would just be sad. It's like, biker gang rolls up, and it's like their bikes don't work.

Yeah, they were putting fashion forward in the world of esports gaming.

They look.

That's badass. That's badass. I don't know why she's laughing. That's badass.

It just wasn't what I was expecting.

Now imagine sentinels in that, but red leather jackets.

I think that. Sick.

I didn't know Hanzer was on that team.

Yeah, that's sick, guys.

I think she doesn't know esports.

Yeah. You don't know esports?

I don't know esports. Speaking of that chapanya. So that's your Smurf username? I'm learning.

Yeah. Um, it was just like a name I used to climb the ladder really.

High, but, like, where does this name originate from?

Really?

Just made up a word.

Yeah.

Damn.

Well, I like the reference. Like, you know, like hakuna matata, like Jamania.

Okay.

That a lot. So. Yeah, it's not really anything.

Wait, so was Chapanya the name of your smurf or the name of your dog? First?

Name of my Smurf first. Oh, it's kind of just. I just name myself. Really?

Wow.

My dog just name is. I am just a baby. That's like naming my cat. I am just a baby. No, it doesn't roll off the tongue like Chupany.

You don't have the creative user.

I don't. I don't. You gotta make my next Smurf username. I do not have the creative flow.

I'm out of dust. I don't have any more creative juices. That's like, I got that name, like, before weed and stuff, so.

No, no. He's ruined. Yeah, I see.

I can't do that. No. Moving now.

You're different.

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To kick off the pod, we typically do a bit of a debate with our guest.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

So this felt topical, and this felt like you were the perfect guest to do this. We want to debate who's the winner, Kendrick or Drake in the beef? And because you're from Canada, we figure you can take team Drake and we'll take team Kendrick.

Dude, I didn't listen to any of the tracks, except for not, like, us, because that just went viral.

It's the only one that matters, honestly.

No one was popping, though. No one was. I didn't even hear any Drake stuff. Like, I scroll tick tock a lot, so, like, I'll just get, like, whatever trend that's going on. So that's how I keep up with current events. And the only thing from the. The disk war or whatever was that one song from Kendrick. So I'm assuming Drake lost.

So you prepared.

It's up for debate. You know it's up for debate. It's not.

Yeah.

Like, who's defending Drake, though?

You?

You, apparently.

I'm defending Drake. Yeah. We're not from Toronto. I've never been to the east coast. I'm like a west coast, but I don't know anything.

But you're still from the north.

Okay. Okay. This is cool. Okay. I can play with Drake.

Drake, it's pedophile.

Shoot.

Oh, shit. I'm team Drake. Okay, let me defend that real quick. What do I have against Kendrick? What's his.

That he beats his wife and that he's short.

Pray. Okay. Pedophile. It's a hard sell. That's a hard sell. I don't think I could do this on this podcast. No, this is weird that you pinned it on me during this podcast.

Welcome to the Offline tv podcast.

They're trying to cancel me on podcasts. That's so fucked. Cause I'm, like, I'm staying late here and stuff. Like, it's late. It's past my bedtime, and then they're trying to cancel me.

He's a trooper. He's, like, an hour later. He was here an hour later than we were supposed to start.

Not to mention he's been here since.

Like, I was here an hour earlier, too. Yeah, before, like, all the other guys came.

That's true. Yeah.

It's been 12 hours. We basically seen for 12 hours in our house.

All day.

Yeah.

And let's. Let's talk about that. Maybe we'll come back to the debate.

Yeah. Awesome.

You can think of some points. Yeah. You are now the proud owner of a year long unlimited Chipotle.

Wait, you won't.

Yeah, I won.

Damn grits. Sorry I wasn't around.

That's all good.

You get a whole year, Tripoli. Wait, that's actually. That's gonna kind of hate.

Kind of worth being at our house all day, right?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Wait, you just get it?

Unlimited a year? Bro.

What the. I could. Or I could order three times in a day for a year. You mean.

I don't know how it actually works.

Yeah, so that.

Hello?

I'm asking the real questions.

I know.

No, I don't have any answers.

I don't.

I've never had this, like, gear. Like, I don't get how those, like. Oh, you want a year of whatever. Like, even, like, burritos and shit? You know those?

Yeah. A limit.

Yeah. So, like, I don't know if it's like, I get a meal every day. Someone was telling me I only get 52. Actually.

That's not a year.

That's not enough. That's not even close.

Yeah. If you. If you're basing it off of, like, the Chipotle black cards, which I don't know if they still give out. Are you familiar with this?

Yeah.

The. I want to say that entitles you to, like, one a day.

I would love that.

Yeah.

I'd be down with that.

Well, there's no way that we, OTV, have the power of one a day, Chipotle. Do you know what I mean?

Well, we didn't get. Chipotle gave it to him, not us. They were the sponsor of the event.

Hey, get back to me. I'm curious about this one a day for a year.

What?

We work.

I'll see how it goes. I have a chance to win another year tomorrow because the sage ant thing, the other.

It's also sponsored by Chipotle.

Yeah. So if I win that, I get another free year.

Wait, no, I feel like they're gonna scam you. It's gonna be like. There's no way. I think it's gonna be, like, one year starting now. And you have two years. But it's gonna be one year.

Yeah. I mean, so you can get burritos a day for a year.

That's fine.

Two burritos for a day, though. That's.

I'll order it no matter what. If I don't eat it, it's just principle.

I agree. I really agree with that.

Is there another restaurant that you guys would do that for? Like, it'd be worse to eat two of their meals a day.

The first one that came to mind is panera, and I don't know why, but, like, there's a bug. I do love panera. I don't know if I could eat every day. I just think it has enough stuff on their menu and is, like a chain, because I don't want, like, I don't know, McDonald's or, you know, Wendy's. Like, I don't want fast food.

Like panda. We're talking fast food.

I would get sick of that, though.

Panda is, like, the only restaurant that puts me asleep. Like, I love it. It's carb heavy, and then I finish it, and, like. Okay.

Carb heavy. And, like, most of things are fried.

Yeah.

Like, you're just put asleep.

Yeah, that's why it's so good.

Jack in the box.

Jack in the box.

Hey.

Box.

No, I like Jack.

No.

Don't get me wrong. I love Jack. You try the egg rolls?

No.

Yeah, they're good. Yeah, they're good. They're, like, funny.

I basically like everything from Jack in the box in a bad way. Like, I'm like, you're so bad, but you're so good.

They're gelapino. Poppers are incredible.

I was gonna say, she got so defensive there. Like, I just brought up Jack in the box.

No, because you went Jack in the box.

No, but, like, twice a day.

Once a day. I can at least get one oreo.

Milk is a lot. One a day is a lot.

Well, I could eat one curly fry, one taco meal.

Wait, what? That changes things. That's not even ordering anything.

Well, it's like. Okay, I can't. I guess it's like you need Chipotle every day.

Oh, I just want the bread.

Well, no, no.

Give me a slice of tomato. No, it's the same thing. You ordering one fry.

Okay. One fry, though, is different than bread from subway.

Okay, second part of this question. Do you know, do you have to be in Chipotle for this to.

I don't know anything. I don't know anything. I just want the tournament, okay? I'm not flexible. I just want the tournament, okay. I don't know anything.

Like, would that change for you, having your jacket for a year? If you have to go to a.

Store to get the cuz with that Chipotle card, you have to pick it up. Right? You have to go to the actual store.

Yeah.

That would change things.

Yeah, I ain't doing that.

Yeah.

Is there anywhere where that is worth?

I would. I would be really hesitant if I even had to use the Chipoli app. You know what I mean? Like, that shit is a pain in the ass.

Wait. I guarantee you have to do one or the other.

That is just unreasonable to do one or the other.

Just give it back.

Like, I'll do an IG story every single day that I get a Tripoli wheel and I could get it off, like, doordash or uber eats, but, like, dear God, I gotta download the app and all this bullshit.

We're really grateful. Thank you, Chipotle.

Yeah.

I love you.

Wait. I just don't think I can eat everything for a day for a year.

I have.

My food fixations, do not get me wrong, but they last, like, two months.

I feel like Chipotle is one of those things. You actually could, though. Cause it's just rice and meat and you can mix. You can switch it up to. You get a burrito.

I guess it's. It's never been my fixation, but I do like it because I could eat, like, a bagel every day for a year. I could do that. Simple enough. But I don't think I actually could do Chipotle.

What about, like, a grocery store's hot bar? Like. Like, if you air one every day for a year?

I could do that.

But you'd have to go, like, go in, make your hot plate and leave.

I could do that. I will go in because that shit is so expensive that, like, I refuse to pay for it kind of thing. So I will go.

Same as Danny, just out of principle, you fill up a plate and, like, throw it away.

Well, I. Lowkey love the arowan hot bar.

I would never throw a thing about to give it to, like, a homeless person or something.

Exactly. Exactly. You go outside. It is what it is. Anyone want this?

Walk out of air one? Anyone want this? Nobody taking that? Nobody's taking that.

But then you say, it's the buffalo cauliflower.

And they say, I like that.

I'll take it.

It ain't that good.

That's true.

The broccolini, though, and the japanese sweet potato, though, and the chickenpofie. Fire.

Fire.

Whatever you say. I've honestly never tried. I've tried the cauliflower, and, like, one of their $40 smoothies is, like, legit $40. It might be, like, 27.

Okay, big jump. But I've never been there.

I've never been there.

Air one at all.

I don't think so.

I've actually only been there once in person.

Is it really that expensive?

It's stupid expensive.

I don't even like Trader Joe's. Wait, it's too hipster. It's too hipster.

Now you're just trying to be dick.

No, because, like, no, no, no. Let me explain. Let me explain. So, like, you go grocery shopping, right? And like, what do you buy? Just like random shit. And like, one day I just like, I want spam. I want spam. That's pretty normal, right? You go to Trader Joe's, they don't have spam. They have two hips to trade.

You're not trying to get spam with Trader Joe's. You're trying to get all the other stuff.

I know. It's too, like, organic, though. Yeah, they don't have spam. It's too organic.

God. It's too organic.

Like, I just want some spam.

I just want some blueberries and some strawberries.

Double the price. Cause it's organic.

But they're delicious. You should be getting. Well, I mean, generally, like, I just.

Like to get spam white, 25% less sodium.

Trader Joe's has some really yummy snacks. The umami crackers.

So here's my question to you. So our house has like, a new obsession with Trader Joe's for some reason where, like, I'm seeing in the group chat, like, every other day. Go to Trader Joe's. Go to Trader Joe's.

Well, okay. It actually started with Sean. Sean has an obsession. This is his promised land. He goes every other day.

But, so that's my question. Why not just buy like a month's worth of groceries?

Because it's a third place. It's to get out of the house, to go get some sunshine, go grocery shopping.

I'm Trader Joe's scam. Cause again, I screwed the TikTok a lot. And I get a lot of, ooh, Costco fines for whatever day it is. And I always get updated. Oh, man, this new item just came in. Like, screw Trader Joe's. Costco has that in bulk.

The thing is, I would go to Costco. I fucking love Costco. It's too far away.

It's fair.

Yeah, that's fair.

But I will never, like, deny a trip to Costco. I just won't go out of my way to seek it. Trader Joe's, it's right there. I get to go outside. We'll get a coffee.

What do you feel on spam, though?

You know, I don't really spam but.

Hypothetically, like, what if you wanted?

I go to the Ralph's down the street. I take a two trip right there, dude. I get to go Ralph's. I go to Trader Joe's. I could do both in one way.

Damn. But Ralph's wouldn't fulfill your Trader Joe.

Like, no, no, no. Well, it's just I like the stuff that I can get at Trader Joe's. I like the snacks. I like the frozen foods. I like everything. You know, I like basically everything at Trader Joe's I can get. But Ralph's, obviously, there's some things that I need there. But there's something about, because Trader Joe's toothpaste, ain't it? I never use it because that, because.

That stuff was like organic and pasty. It's like, oh, it's recycled.

Like powder.

Yeah, that stuff, ain't it?

Noted.

Don't try that.

Do you, every time you shop at Trader Joe's, does the clerk try to start a conversation with you?

Yeah.

Oh, they're so nice.

It's almost a little too nice for me, to be honest.

I think it's required.

I think it is required because, like, sometimes they'll be like, oh, what are your plans for the rest of day? I'm like, I'm working. What do you do for work? Like, damn it.

Yeah.

Do you ever do the thing with Airpods and no music?

No, but you're on to something.

AirPods go in, you're onto something.

And then what do you do if they're like, like trying to just be like, give them a wave? Like, I'm sorry.

You just take them off. It's not like you're blasting music.

You're just.

Sorry. Not accepting commentary right now.

That's just rude.

But the whole point of you doing this is you wouldn't have to talk.

Yeah, but like, it's like, yeah, you don't.

It's.

It's so they don't start the conversation. They shouldn't start the conversation. But, like, if they're going out of their way, because, like, if they're asking you something and you have your airpods, it's probably like, oh, yeah, do you want a bag? Yeah.

It's important. It's not like, oh, how was your day? What are you doing later today?

Yeah.

Also, did you know that apparently Trader Joe's gives their member or like, their workers gym memberships? Learned that from a trader's Joseph boy? Oh, that's because he was like, oh, the lemon cake. This shit's good. I'm like, cool. I was really excited about it. He's like, yeah, man, I'll be eating this all the time, but it's okay because they gave me a gym membership over here. So I. I just got back from the gym. I was like, all right, man. I'm just trying to get some lemon cake. Cheers. Have a good day.

Do you think that's his way of trying to, like, hire another employee?

No.

Yeah, maybe that's the manager.

Yeah. He's like, we've got gym memberships.

I really don't think so. But, hey, they. I don't know what else to get.

That is kind of cool.

Yeah.

Do you think those Walmart workers that have, you know, the Walmart McDonald's, like, sometimes Walmart's have, like, McDonald's.

Oh, like, in it?

Yeah, I do. Not in the make.

Yeah.

Wait, sorry. There's a Walmart with McDonald's?

Or, like, I guess this works with, like, any grocery store that has, like, you know, like, a Starbucks in it. You think the employees get Starbucks discounts and stuff?

Guys, I've never seen this before. I've never seen a McDonald's in a Walmart.

Really? It's like a superpower, right? Like, it's crazy seeing the blue behind.

The m. I've never seen this. I feel like I've been to my fair share of Walmarts, and I've never seen this.

Do you think the Walmart employees get McDonald's discounts?

I don't think so.

No.

Damn, that is messy.

They're getting scammed.

That sucks. Cause, like, those Walmarts are extra busy.

True.

So, like, they should get, like, extra something.

Looking at this, I'm like, this is a great business plan. Good job. Whoever thought to put a McDonald's on.

A Walmart and then put a Starbucks in there, too? No one will ever leave.

Yeah, then they put, like, a sweet green with Trader Joe's.

Ooh, wait.

Something real nice and bougie and healthy.

Hey, I hear our drinks. Oh, my God.

Oh, no, they're being prepared. Yeah, this is a special episode. Cause we've got shiftofferson here. We're Shiftofferson. Likes. Likes to have a good time.

Like a brewski. Yeah, but I just want to say I'm not, like, a drunk or whatever. I just, like, no one said that.

Nobody said that.

I know, but it's implied. It's been a long day, and I'm tired, and sometimes it's. It's like a pick me up, that's all.

Oh, here we go.

I don't have a problem.

This sweet little treat is room temperature. I don't have a problem.

I don't have a problem.

So, um, I get it open.

Thank you.

What the fuck?

First OTV podcast without a table, and we have drinks. That's cool. That's cool. I'll hold the mic up with my knees.

Well, you guys are for real just gonna drink it like this, huh?

How's it get.

I was gonna put ice in it or something.

Oh, if you're gonna do that, can I have that?

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Maybe. Maybe a cup of nice. Maybe even a red solo cup.

Frickin why not a table over at.

Well, that's not classy.

Let's just, next time, just have our guests sit on the floor.

Wait, can we. Can you get, like, a cardboard box or, like, an apple box? Let's get an apple box that feels us. Ooh, I like both. Does that have an address on it?

Your address, though.

How's the integrity of this box?

Yeah, we put the drinks on. Is it gonna fall down, like, perfect? It's slanted, bro. We put two drinks on that side.

My goodness. Huh?

You put your drink on that side because it's like, there we go.

Do you need. I have long arms. We can do that.

Spills.

I like these glasses. Like, I'm gonna keep this glass once we're done.

That's crazy. What's the percentage? Is it strong?

40 proof.

This is 40 proof. 20% alcohol. It's like soju.

It's called effin vodka.

Yeah, I was also looking at that FNV.

It says pour over ice and enjoy.

Oh, that makes sense. If you had to make any business, what would it be?

Dude, I was gonna. I was thinking about making, like, my own ramen once for a good while, actually, and. Yeah, fuck that.

What about. What about vodka?

I would do vodka. I was thinking of, like, a drink, some sort of drink, because I do. I kind want to open, like, either a restaurant or a bar later down the line.

I would go, oh, nice. What the.

Our guest should get the Stein, right?

Oh, yeah, I can get that.

Thank you. Thank you.

Here, you want to load us up?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that works. We don't have to open all of them.

Like, give us a heavy pour. Yeah, no more. Sure. Yeah, load it up. I got another pot after this.

That is true. Yeah.

By the way, I'm on scar spot after.

Yeah, trooper for that. Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, we should kill the bottle. Yeah.

I feel like a pirate.

Why do you feel like a pirate?

Just the bottom.

I feel like a pirate.

Well, cheers everyone.

Cheers, my friends.

Chill. It's all good. This cup sucks.

That's, that's so funny. I thought it tasted great.

Yeah, I like it.

I know, I do like it. I just didn't expect it for some reason. It was just so much stronger than I thought.

I love it.

Hey, this is good.

I love it.

Honestly. Really good.

Yeah.

What was this brand? F invodcut. They're not the sponsor of this, but pretty good.

Dude, if an alcohol, like anything, like a beer or anything would sponsor me, I'll just make them a billion dollars. It'd be like the greatest like investment ever.

I feel like you could absolutely get that.

Yeah, I mean they should.

Who's your agent? Get them on that.

I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna rat.

Him out here, but we put your agent onto that. I think there's a potential here cuz.

I. I literally win like tournaments. Just getting fucked up like, like, you know how like rebel gives you wings and stuff? Yeah, I can like, like beer, whatever.

Well, even I've gotten sponsor like asks from liquor so I feel like you definitely could. You just gotta put yourself out there.

I think the problem is, is cuz I drink it. I probably drink what they're drinking anyways, so I'm already free.

They're like, oh, we don't need money. That's like me and fucking pop.

Martin, I'm assuming you've been asked like every question about lcs there's been asked on like podcasts and stuff. Have you ever been asked if you were like fucked up or super hungover during a tournament or like on game day?

Never. I've never been or like even like seemingly. So it's always like laser beam focus. Are you laughing?

I wasn't laughing.

I know you laugh.

He laughed. You looked at me like I was laughing, dude.

So the reason I asked this is because at least in my time working in esports, there were a number of times where like I'd see, I guess. No, I guess they were knocked out. I was gonna say there were a number of times where I'd see players like getting crazy when we're out like traveling and stuff. Like in China. I remember going to a club with like a bunch of players. I'm not gonna rat them out here.

But like before game day I.

Well, now that I'm thinking about it, I think the instances that I'm talking about, these players were already going to be knocked out or we're gone. So it makes more sense.

I feel like at least the time I've been playing. I can't speak for, like, the newer age, whatever. But I feel like most people, like, they only get fucked up when they're already knocked out.

Yeah, yeah. There's a great moment with pobelter that I share where. We went to a nightclub in China, in Wuhan, China. We went to a nightclub where a DJ was playing, called DJ going deeper. And there was a nightclub with a trampoline dance floor.

That seems terrible, but I'm so intrigued.

Yeah. Your eyes lit up there.

No. Yeah. But, like, how does it work with so many people?

Like, did they not, like, die?

So it was. It was, like, bouncy, but it wasn't, like, full on trampoline. It was more so, like, the. Imagine this whole floor was wood, but, like, on springs.

Lame. Yeah, good marketing. Good marketing.

The people didn't, like, trip around.

No, no. Tripping. Like, it wasn't the material where you could, like, double bounce someone. It was kind of like. Yeah, it was straight across, but you felt the bounce. Like, if the whole. If he played a good song, basically everyone was bouncing up and down bouncy club floor.

Wow. Was that it?

Yeah, yeah, it looked just like that. Speaking of travel, though, you've. You've been around a little bit.

A little bit. What's up? Is there a follow up to that, or. I've been around. Yeah, I've been around. What's up? You've been around?

Go on.

Where you been?

On the block.

Where I've been.

Let's hear more.

What do you want? Is that, like a. Is that, like, a sex question or is that, like, a travel question now? Because now you're just pausing me.

I'm also with him. That was weird.

Yeah. Like, hello.

I honestly. I wanted Danny to interpret it, however, and, well, the longer you pause and.

The longer you don't say anything. I think it's a sex question.

Hey, answer how you think it is.

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go back to travel. I don't know. I've been to a lot of places. Like, repeatedly. Like, I don't think I've been to, like, a lot of different places. Like, I've been to, like, Germany, like. Like, four times. Korea, like, four times. Mostly for, like, league stuff. Just traveling for events, whatever. I haven't been to Japan yet. Well, yeah, I know. That's the one. Everyone always wows on that because I've never been to Japan.

You just seem like a Japan kind of guy. Yeah, I think you would like it. A lot.

Love it. I think I love it, but I don't know, I've just never had the time.

I think the nightlife would just. It's right up your alley, dude. Up until literally 07:00 a.m. Danny would thrive.

Yeah, crazy. Went to Philippines with you guys. That was kind of heat.

Mm hmm.

Yeah, I was gonna hate.

That's fine.

Where do I go before that? Been Hawaii a couple times. Mexico. Mexico was for my grad trip for high school. That was crazy.

How old are you now?

Oh, my God, how old am I? 31.

31.

Born in 93.

93.

Oh, my God, I'm 31. Are you into. You're in your thirties now.

Yeah.

You're not.

I turned while we were in the fifth. How could you forget?

I know.

You celebrated five years.

I hate you. I still hate you.

Honestly, I just blocked it out of my memory.

Canceled my hero, like, ten times. Like, come on.

I don't think we talked about it in the pod yet, but, yeah, for when we were in the Philippines, maybe we did. I don't remember.

Oh, we've definitely talked about it on the pot, though. Yeah, I think so. Well, even if we didn't, there's no way. No one. Everyone knows there's no way you missed that then we celebrated.

Long story. Yeah. Like, every day of the Philippines, we celebrated my birthday. I didn't ask for it. It was completely unprompted.

Right.

It would be like, every day someone would, like, get on a microphone and say, like. And we heard it's somebody's birthday today. It got to a point where, like, at the meet and greet, they went on stage and they're like. And we heard there's a birthday in the crowd. And I was like, oh, I wonder who's. I've already celebrated twice. Oh, me. Okay. I was going to throw, like, a birthday party, but we celebrated so many times. I'm like, I don't. I can wait till 31. That's fine.

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. You were going to throw something for your thirties.

Yeah.

What are we going to do?

Probably, like, something crazy where I invite just everyone I've ever met, see how they mesh.

Well, at that point, people aren't meshing. If you buy everyone, then people are just interacting with who they know.

No, like, I would facilitate.

Ah, this is some. Like, you invite everyone to an island, you send them in, like, a mysterious letter.

Yes.

They fly out.

I start meeting or, like, introducing everyone to each other, and then I just kind of, like, stand up on the balcony and watch this.

Is like, what the hell? This is like twelve some.

What is Project X?

No, fuck.

What's that one movie? You know that movie I talked about?

I know.

Yeah.

Like the glass onion. But the glass. Whatever the glass was inspired by, which I can't remember.

What's glass onion?

No, it was a book. Like a really old book. Anyone know? Timeout. Oh. And then there were none.

Okay.

Anyone? Anyone? And then there were none. No one read that in high school. Basically, a bunch of people get a letter, shows up. It's literally. It's literally just like murder mystery.

It's a book.

It's a book.

You love books.

I do indeed.

Love. Like, at, like, you're just randomly streaming, just reading a book.

I'm like, damn, I love reading.

Yeah, that's crazy.

What's crazy about that?

I don't know. You just. You're just streaming. There's nothing going on. It's just grass.

Yeah.

Not crazy. Just take a step back. Um, I guess if you just think you're not. You take a step back. You're watching a stream. It's grass. Sun in a book. There's no audio. You're not reading it out loud.

Okay. To me.

Or are you reading?

No.

Yeah, you can't. That's crazy.

You can't be.

It's not even, like, copyright.

Okay? I got inspiration from, like, study with me.

What's that?

All right, man.

Sorry. I don't know. School or anything.

Study with me. Like. Like YouTube videos.

Oh, like a. Well, it's like the. Yeah, lo fi.

Basically this. Well, in the beginning of that stream, you missed it. I had a picnic.

Okay. Can I tell you the difference, though? Is that like, this, like, you have this in the background, but you have to watch your stream to read the book with you. Like, you. Cuz, like you. It's not like you're reading the book to them. It's like they have.

Reading the book. There's nothing about the book. We're just hanging out in silence, listening to nature.

Okay.

I've done it once. Also, like, fuck you, though.

Someone is trying to read along and maybe. And what if you're reading too fast?

Speed up, bitch. Also, that book was bad. It was a bad book.

It was not good, was it?

But, like, I do love reading and I would like to incorporate it more. It's just. You can't really. Because copyright. Whatever. Yeah. I do love reading, though. You don't like reading. You don't read books.

The last book I read was a Kobe's book. Kobe Bryant's book. It was, like half a picture book.

Okay.

I loved it.

Wait, is it you that has a weirdness with animation?

Animation? Yeah, I've said that. I don't really like anime movies.

Anime or animated movies?

Animated movies. Like Pixar and stuff?

Yeah, like all animated movies, right?

Yeah. I just think they're boring. I don't know. Or, like, I fall asleep.

I remember having a conversation with you where you were like, yeah, I've never enjoyed an animated movie. And I was like, what? And then you said, with the exception. You said, with the exception of Spider Man.

Spider Man's goaded. You guys played Marvel rivals.

Wait.

Yeah, my goat. I locked that shit in. I suck at him.

I locked that game. That game is almost there. It lacks, like, sound design, I think. And, like.

I mean, it's still, like, testing and.

Yeah, but I believe in alpha. Yeah, it's almost there. It just needs, like, more sad. Like, basically, I don't get the serotonin, I get an ace, and I'm like, eh, it's not the same.

You know, I'm. I'm still curious how you can't like animated movies.

Like, I don't. Like. I don't hate them. I just don't enjoy them. Like.

Like, you literally said your name was Trapanya is based off the Lion King. Like, what's.

Well, I don't think I've even watched the.

That's a goaded movie. Yeah, that one's good.

I don't think it. There's, like, multiple. Right?

I think I'm gonna watch simple express.

Have. I think so. Yeah, I think so. I don't remember it.

But animated, there's no.

I didn't watch it, like, in school, like, when you have, like, a movie watch it? Yeah, yeah. Is that animated? Those are all polar express. Sorry, sorry. Not these. Yeah, I know. Toy story. So.

What about, like, any, like, giggly, like, spiritual?

Like, it's just like, it's too happy or, like, it's like. I don't know. A lot of them are, like, really sad. They, like, you know, they tell, like, a tale, but it's like you just.

You were like, they're too happy. All of them are too sad.

I don't know.

They're like.

They're so happy ending kind of thing.

Paintings. Do you like drawing?

I enjoy painting. I enjoy painting. I took a lot of art in school, like, drawing.

I just don't draw still.

No.

Okay.

Mona Lisa is a classic.

That. You know what that was facts. That's not wrong. Nobody can. Nobody can deny that.

Have you seen one Elisa in person?

No.

She's tiny.

Where's that at?

France. She's hanging out in the Louver.

That doesn't seem worth.

Yeah, she's in a glass box. You are like ten or 12ft away from her and you're like, I see the smile.

It's like the real, real one on this plate. They don't like have it in the back and they have like a fake one.

It's apparently the real one.

I'm gonna go on a whim here. Why is it famous?

Mona Lisa, bro.

What's the history behind it?

Back in the day, Leonardo DiCaprio found this woman and he thought she was so hot. He's like, I gotta paint her.

What?

Basically this is kind of under.

I think it looks like George Washington from afar.

Whoa.

Doesn't it?

She is getting canceled.

Really? Am I? He likes Drake, huh?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm still trying to defend my boy. I'm thinking still that applies.

You have to remember with all this old art that like, it's kind of like watching a really old movie that was super famous for its time. It was like evolutionary and like pioneering. But now it's like everything looks like that. Why would you be impressed?

No, no. I mean, I just don't know what. I'm not not impressed. I just was curious the reason why I was famous. I was. I'm ignorant to the why.

I believe so. I don't remember art history that much. But I want to say prior to its time, there was a different era of art, like.

And then it went realistic, maybe.

And then it went into like either portraits or something.

Yeah, first of its kind. I wish that I could just.

Oh, go to the movements. Go to the movements.

Like wake up and sculpt. Really realistic.

I feel like you would enjoy like pottery.

I've done pottery. I got a. It just. I get dirty and I don't like that.

You don't like dirty?

But I do like it just gets all in my nails.

Really colorful.

Interesting. Maybe how about like ice sculpting?

Oh, now we're talking.

Cuz that's clean.

Yeah, yeah.

Cuz you're basically just shower.

I like, I like pottery. Just not enough to like go out of my way and do it. But I do like arts and crafts and things like that.

1400 Renaissance, 1600 baroque. I don't remember what broke.

I don't remember. I don't know any.

I don't know any of this.

Isn't it crazy that the 18 hundreds. Okay, everybody hop on this boat with me?

Yeah. History.

No, no history. 18 hundreds. Okay. We're currently in 2024. Like, realistically, on the timeline, 18 hundreds is not that far away. Yeah, it's not like it's close, but not that close, but also far. Not that far. And I'm like, think about how much our culture has changed. Literally, just look up 1800, like, fashion. Okay. And, like, think about technology and everything like that. Like, we didn't have tv back then.

Ooh, I'd wear that to the Met gala.

Like, it's just we're. And not even. Like, we evolved so fast, especially with technology and being able to, like, travel, see new things, like, diversify yourself, your opinions, and now we have, like, fucking tick tock. So people are just gonna just, like, exponentially, like, boom, boom, boom. And it's already 2024, and then in, like, 20. I don't know, 300. It's gonna be so different. Yeah, it's gonna be different even, than. By, like, 2025.

2050.

Are you familiar with the. It's not a theory. I forget what it's called. I'm gonna call it a principle that technology develops at an exponential rate. Have you ever heard this?

Yeah.

Yeah, I've heard it.

What was it?

I said, yeah, I've heard it.

Yeah, we've heard of it.

So.

I've heard of it. I just.

Sorry. You know, I just, like.

Yeah, man, we have.

We agreed with them. I know.

It's more. So I'm trying to peer into your eyes to see if you actually have the. With the concept that you're talking about. Like, technology is just gonna advance faster and faster and faster, and so, like, in, like, 50 years, they're gonna say the same that we're saying about 200 years ago, you know?

I know. It's like these Nvidia graphics cards. It's like, what the fuck? How you release another one. Another one. And, like, games don't even get better.

I've already invested.

Everything is really true. Games are not.

Why do we need another r1 time 3d art stuff?

You know, bitcoin and shit. I know.

Bitcoin could also do it, I guess.

Fucking bitcoin.

I see that. Yeah. Nobody else is drinking.

I've been drinking the whole time.

I haven't seen grab it at all.

She's trying to drink, goad me into drink more, and she's succeeding.

I wish this tasted more like coffee and less like alcohol.

I'll say. I was gonna say I wish it tasted more like alcohol.

Yeah, it's. It's. It's a perfect fusion to me.

I really like the coffee taste. I basically just want coffee. I don't like. I don't like alcohol ever.

You're a trooper for doing this, then. Thank you.

It's not that bad. It's like, I'm sure you, like, read a book for me, you know? No, you wouldn't.

I would, but I would read so slow. Or, like, I also have to repeat reading the pages. Like, you know, like when you're reading a sentence and your mind just kind of drifts. Yeah, maybe because the book is bad.

Wait, okay. Low key. I am that way until I started reading on my Kindle. So for whatever reason, a lot of the times, like, if I'm reading a physical book, it is really hard for me to get immersed because I'm just like. I don't know, the lighting changes, I have to flip the page. There's a typo, there's an ink spot or whatever, anything. Like, something so small, and it just pulls me out and I just, like, my mind starts wandering, but on a Kindle, I'm literally not moving. I'm, like, just sitting there, like, click, click, click.

That's so interesting. I'm like. I would not say that. That's what distracts me from a book.

I'd like to say I just have brain damage.

Like, okay.

Like, like, like, even, like, board game instructions. Like, I.

Well, that's fair. Noise. That's hard.

No, no. Like, even, like, oh. If you get. If you roll a three, move your character three squares forward, like, I don't know, like, doesn't click. My brain just doesn't work off text. Like, I.

You are not alone there. I am typically the one to read the instructions of the board game. And I know that the first time I tell the players, no one is actually listening.

It's just a matter of, like, no, I'm listening. No, no, that's not what I'm saying. I am listening. My full attention is reading this three steps forward. Freaking text. I just can't do it. It's like, my brain just does not work like that.

So you're, like, not a text learner.

You're like, I have to do stuff over and over. Infinite amounts of repetition.

Got it.

But once I get it, I get it.

When you're saying that, is it how you learn games?

Like Tekken, for example. I'm awful at it, but I've like, I'm just like. I have too much free time, to be honest.

Are you. Are you a visual learner or are you literally just like, you have it.

I have to do it. I have to do it. Maybe I would be a visual learner if I got Lasik because like my eyesight's ass too. Like that text, that is hard. Can't read that.

Do you wear glasses? Contacts, not contacts.

I wear glasses but I don't wear them right now. Brings on my nose and people make fun of my nose sometimes.

Why?

I know you, it's not fucked up.

Yes, I mean fucked up that anyone makes fun of anyone physical appearance.

I know, but they make fun of my nose because I know it. Because I fucked them up in league.

The projecting man.

Yeah, you gotta look up both sides of coin. It's like why they make fun of your nose? Because they can't make fun of your league, brother.

That is kind of how it goes. It really is. Sometimes I am pretty down about my appearance just because everybody's talking, talking, talking. And then I remember this, individuals probably actually like twelve, like their formative years, they don't really get it. They're just on the Internet yapping. They don't know, they don't know any better.

You gotta roll up a newspaper and just swat them away.

No, literally, I'm like, do I want to appeal to some twelve year old? No. God no. Nevermind then it's just poof, out of my mind.

Do you guys ban a lot of people in your chats?

No, I don't.

I'm sure my mom, I very rarely banned people you have to see like slurs and stuff.

Because I know like toast is like a, you put a period wrong, he's like, I hate you and just bans him. I know that he's like very trigger happy to just like ba ba ba, you're gone.

I ban people who are annoying me. Like if you just spam the same question over, oh, shut up, I'm over you.

Yeah. When people like can't read the room, it's like you put it really nice. It's like, oh, I'm in a bad mood, guys like please don't do this. And then they do that, it's like, okay, bye, bye. It's like we had a fair warning. All that shit, it's on you.

Even if they don't, even if I don't say something and they ain't reading the room, I'm like, fuck you, bye. You're like, I just, I used to do that.

But it's like, I mean a lot of people in twitch, like just, or just whatever, Internet, they're just not socially like adapted yet.

Yeah, that didn't socially adjust it. I do agree with that.

Yeah.

It's a lot of. You give them a lot of grace.

I do.

How do you think they feel once they've been banned?

Do you perma ban them?

I don't ban many people. Often, I think the last individual I just banned was for 24 hours.

Oh, yeah. I never perma ban anyone. I tell them how long I'm gonna ban them, too. Cause, like, sometimes they just alt it four or whatever. It's like, you know, it's like, hey, dude, I'm gonna ban for ten minutes only. Come back in ten minutes when you learn your lesson. Like, you know, you put it nicely. It's like, they're a kid.

You're putting them on timeout.

Yeah. Go in your corner, like, joke about it and stuff.

Wow, Dan, you're so, so much kinder than I am.

Yeah.

Have you guys done ban requests that go through?

No, those. I want to do it. I'm scared, though.

Just have your mod go through it first. Delete the real bad ones.

If it, like, says, like, a slur on screen, it's like, okay, right? Like, as long as, like, you. Like.

I mean, don't say it.

Yeah, yeah. It's like you, like, you slide it over after. Like, you're not trying to keep it on.

I can't even remember if anyone said a slurpee on mine and didn't. I'm sure maybe someone did, and then you just ban them. But I'm so curious what guys ban requests look like. A lot of my ban requests are basically like, hey, show boobs. Hey, show boobs, show boobs. Oh, hey. Sorry. That was my brother. There's a lot of those where I was like, I wonder what yours are. Like. I wonder if yours is like, hey, man, I was actually jealous of you. I was jealous of your league play.

I'm really.

I'm really sorry, man. I'm reformed.

I've never checked. I think the only people banned in my chat are, like, bots.

Hmm.

Most people are nice, though.

I don't know.

I really don't ban too many people.

I would say most people. My charge is, like, there's just really creepy men, but that's about it. Women. Whoo.

This gets edited out of it, right? Like, this, like, really weird part. It doesn't. It's just raw sometimes.

It really.

Oh, man. Cuz, like, ooh. I don't even know what to say here, really.

You could just said anything.

I know, but, like, actually anything. Like, it wouldn't have fault. Like it wouldn't like have like prompt like a follow up.

Even if you said, like, I'm on team Drake, it could have been anything.

You know what's funny is I don't think it would have been awkward. But then you did this one of like the.

Yeah, you did the side to side and then you also said, oh yeah, women like you.

I said that because no one said anything.

I know, but like it made it extra awkward.

Well, I didn't want to say men.

I know. Cause like you said something and then nobody responded to it.

Okay, so then it was already. That's not my fault.

Yeah, then I had to save the day and had to bring up this conversation that it was awkward and it was awkward.

Why do you think it was awkward?

Because it was quiet.

Nobody was saying, well, why didn't you guys say anything?

I don't. Cuz I didn't know what to say.

You can say anything though.

Yeah.

What made it uncomfortable? What made it something like, made it something that you don't know what to say.

I don't know. It just like it didn't call for anything in my mind, maybe it did. Sorry. If anybody. I love women. Like all that shit. Hate pedophiles.

Facts.

Dude, come on. I want to be team Kendrick.

Everyone does. You got to listen to meet the grams.

Is that one good?

That is like basically a ten minute song of Kendrick Lamar. Just spiteful. He's just like, fuck you. Like, you could just tell. He's just like, I hate Drake.

That's like one of the diss tracks, right?

Yeah. So basically he's just talking to everybody that's related to Drake. His son, his mom, his dad, and his supposed, like, missing daughter. It. It is spiteful. He's like, hey, Drake, son, really sorry your dad's not around. Sure. It sucks. If you ever need like a fatherly figure, watch me. Don't look at your dad. And he's like, hey, mom, super sorry that you raise a shit, son. Super manipulative. Doesn't respect women. Like, he just goes off for ten minutes anyways. That's. That's one worth listening to.

Okay. Okay.

Do you feel like we've talked about this a little bit, but do you feel like the heir of everyone is to start beefs now because Kendrick and Drake are beefing so hard?

We've talked about this.

Yeah, well, I'm referencing.

You mean like the aftermath of this or what? Like just in general, like why this.

Happened, for example, just on Twitter. Like, people seem heated.

People are what's new.

Yeah, I feel like that's just like been it.

Like, at least in the streaming space, it feels like people are always beefing.

Yeah. And I feel like people just default trash talking because it's like the easy way to like get a reaction or like create or get like impressions and stuff. Cuz like being nice is boring. It really is, right? Like if you say something nice to somebody, it's like, okay. Like it's like expected almost, and like, it gets no traction. But like, I don't know, let's say like, oh, tense, fucking sucks. Then it's like, oh, a conversation starts but you say, oh, tents are so good, nothing happens, right?

How do we feel about artificial beefs?

Huh?

How do we feel about artificial beefs?

Artificial? Who's running an artificial beef?

I'm thinking of that.

I'm thinking of like, Logan Paul and KSI. I don't know if that was artificial or not. What is he doing?

This guy's googling artificial beef. Like, it's not gonna pull up like food. Like impossible, like burgers and stuff.

We said our official beef, so he was trying to google our.

But even then, like, he's going artificial beef. Like, it's not going to bring up like impossible burgers.

Yeah. So like, like Logan Paul and KSI had a boxing match a while ago and they were like hardcore beefing and now they have an energy drink together.

Oh, I feel like it's not that bad. Like, isn't that like it's not like WWE anyways?

Yeah, it's like entertainment.

Yeah, it's not like they're really hurting anybody. I'd like to say.

If Drake Kendrick was artificial beef, how would you react?

I say, damn, you really just threw pedophile out like that on an artificial beef? That's crazy.

Yeah, I mean, it's like, I feel like if it doesn't like affect like the fam, like the kids, the wife, whatever, it's not that bad. It's just like directly, like these two people are getting fucked over. Whatever.

So Lily asked, she was like, we should all do like diss tracks at each other. And I was very hesitant because for one, we're just gonna get compared to Drake and Kendrick right now. This is not the time to do it. But also it's like, what are the guidelines? Where are the boundaries? At a certain point, someone goes too far.

I would like say it's more like a roast. Right? Like the Tom Brady thing. Yeah, yeah, it's like, yeah, you're saying it jokingly in a diss track. But it's like, damn. Like, maybe that kind of hits you deep and it's like, fuck. Lily's like, I fucking hate Lily.

I would. I would never do a diss track unless it's like real beef.

What if, like, you. You heard, like, a banger, like, beat and you just come here, just came into your mind, right? And like, oh, shit, I'm just. You just rapid, like in the shower something. You just rapping and that's like, fuck, should I release this? You wanna release this, though? Like, it's a banger.

Is it gonna get me, like, millions of views on Spotify?

Okay, you can't think like that. Come on. Like, it's just a banger. It's like your creative juices came into one and it's like, damn, I'm just a rapper.

Fuck. I mean, I don't know. Like, if it's dissing one of my friends to make them feel bad, it's not worth damn.

Okay, what if you're, like, outside reading a book and then your song comes on? Like, your own rap song comes on, who's out of the blue?

Is it a diss or. It's a rap?

Fuck it.

It's just a rap.

Not even rap. You just made a song.

Oh, I'm putting that out. Yeah.

Okay. So it's not like you're not. You're not scared of, like, releasing, like.

Oh, no, no. I don't care about the song or the whatever. It's more like, I just don't want to make beef with my friend.

Okay.

Yeah, but I'm down to drop a banger.

You sure you should write a song?

We were just talking about that mean. Bro, we're just talking about this yesterday because I was. No, but I basically like, how does that relate? Okay, well, hey, let me fucking get it out. I'll let you know. Basically, we were looking up one hit wonders and you can make. You can be set for life off of a one hit wonder. And, like, you make, I don't know, forty k a month on Spotify listens if you have enough listeners. So you just need to make one banger. You could make 80 other garbage songs, but one of them just has to be good.

Mm hmm.

And I'm gonna devote my life to that.

That's fair.

To make one good song.

You think it's a good idea that she does it?

Yeah, sure.

Right now I can't sing, though, so that's. That's a problem.

What are you gonna do then? Auto tune.

Auto tune?

You got auto tune anything.

Figure that out. Yeah.

You ever sing with autotune before? Oh, you know what if I don't have a MacBook right now? Long story short, I need a MacBook to be able to record vocals in a certain way. But once my setup is online, you can just go in my room and basically hear yourself immediately through autotune if you want.

Wait, realistically, that's so. Okay, so my business plan, I'm going to sing one song. It's going to be a banger song. It's gonna do so well. It's not like I'm ever gonna perform. You know, I'm never gonna be famous. I'm not. I'm just trying to make one song. I'm not trying to be a singer. We're just trying to have one hit. I advertise that shit on TikTok. I have one fucking good song.

Boom.

I could auto tune it. It doesn't matter, doesn't matter. I'm never gonna perform it.

Yeah, should make a Christmas song then.

That's what Sean said. But then Sean pivoted to should make a Halloween song. No, he said, no, no one's, no one's competing for that. It's like, yeah, there's a reason he's listening to Halloween songs. Christmas songs are hard though.

They are. There's a lot of competition. Halloween songs. Like, the thing is, like, a lot of people just don't like Halloween.

Yeah, who the hell is like that?

Like, I just hate Halloween.

Okay, well you're what? It's too scary, you pussy.

Like, like, I bet you like my. When I watch streams, my hours that I watch, other people probably go down.

Okay.

Like, you know, cuz you know, I, like explain.

I agree with this because the twitch.

Ads and then a scary movie comes on insta close. They are not getting my ad.

I think you just need to get Twitch turbo.

Good.

Yeah.

Around Halloween. I'll get that for a month or for a day camper.

October. Just do it. October?

Yeah, no, literally it's, it's worth it.

But trailers, just too scary now.

I know, I really agree. The trailers are too scary. I also fucking hate that. But I have Twitch Turbo and I never deal with it again.

Remember the ring?

Do I remember the ring?

Yeah, like, I'm aware of the movie.

I didn't watch.

That trailer was so scary.

I.

We just saw the grudge for the first time for Sean's birthday because he wanted us to watch.

The grudge was really scary too. And it's not like Twitch existed back then. I don't think it was like you're watching SpongeBob. Oh, the grudge trailer. Cool.

Wait, I don't know. I've seen the parody of the ring, but I've actually never seen the ring. That's the one where she comes on the tv.

Is the tv or the well, like, never watched?

Is there a chance, like, how scared are you? Like, could I watch this trailer right now? Is that too scary?

You can. You can pull it up.

No, it's okay. You can say no.

No, it's cool. I've grown up since then.

I'm gonna get a call from Danny. I'm scared.

I can't go to my bathroom.

Really? That's what I meant. Hey, hey. I said it wrong. I'm sorry, everyone.

That's crazy, cuz I can't even see it. It's all a blur. I could still make it out.

There's no way that this is really.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is the one with the well, 2002.

Oh, my God. So scary though.

She's looking up out of the well. I'm pretty sure.

She is on both of you.

She is so scary, bro.

God, I want volume bad. Oh, wow. Asking you shall receive this.

Is this gonna stay in the pod, though?

She told me. She said she didn't have enough time.

Would you say that I'm gullible? No. Easily rattled?

Little highly.

No. What?

Yeah, that's the well.

I'm not gonna get all worked up over some groomer.

Come on, show it to me. I love that they all watch, like, right this close to the tv.

I'm bothered by these drawings.

Why did you draw that house?

It's a long ass trailer.

Who.

Who told you to.

He shows me things.

Before you die.

You see the ring?

Did she show you the horses?

Don't you understand, Rachel? It's only my.

What is it you think you know?

Hello?

Before you die.

Is this a trailer you remember?

Okay. No, I don't think it was the ring. I think it was the exorcist or like. Or whatever. Or the grudge. I mean, it wasn't the ring. Or maybe I just got. Was I.

This one wasn't that scary.

I've never seen that trailer.

This one, I swear to God, the ring was scary. Right? Maybe it was this trail that sucks.

The one that scared me was like seven missed calls or something with the eyes that were mouths.

I don't know that one.

What? Yeah, I also hate children in scary movies who are. They're just. Ugh. There's something that freaks me. Out about kids who get that.

I think what fucked me up is because I watched the hills have eyes when I was young.

I've never seen that either.

You don't want to watch it?

Really?

It's not like it's scary, but it's like. It's also just like.

Wait.

Fuck, that's.

Is that the one where it's like a.

Like, kill a dog? It's like, really fun.

I haven't seen it.

Yeah, you probably.

I feel like that's. Is it. They're like, driving through a foggy area and they like.

No, they're like. They're, like, in someone desert or something and, like, there's, like, radioactive people. Yeah, it's really fucked up shit, though. Yeah, it's more disturbing than scary.

I don't like those movies. Yeah, I'd rather watch something scary than disturbing.

Yeah.

You guys ever seen salo? Don't look it up.

Well, now I have to look it up. Tell me what it is.

I don't have to look it up.

No, you don't. You don't what?

No, I had to know. Why'd you bring it up?

It's just. It's kind of like famous.

Hey, guys, ever seen the movie where the guy lives under, like, in the subway train system and a girl gets locked in and then he takes pregnant women?

It's babies, like, out of them or.

Yeah, I just remember a scene where he shoved a knife up her vagina.

Oh.

And then he tries to take her baby.

That's gonna hurt.

Yeah, that's.

He likes babies, that one.

Yeah, he likes babies. Like Drake.

It's really hard to fend Drake now.

But. Yeah, that one. That one stuck with me. Another one that stuck with me. Has anyone seen Quarantine?

No.

Quarantine?

No, that was the first movie. It's scary movie. Ever watched?

You've watched a lot of scary movies for someone doesn't like scary movie.

I watched a lot of scary movies.

In, like, middle school, Halloween, resurrection. Never watched, like, with, like, Mike Myers and stuff.

Mmm.

God.

Oh, I've seen the original Halloween, though. I just watched that this last Halloween and an outdoor movie theater.

I just hate it when they show up in the mirror.

Mmm.

Like, it's just like something, like the girl, whatever. It's like at a coffee shop looks in the mirror, guys, and all of a sudden it's like, well, fuck. Well, now I just can't look at anything.

I agree.

See, I have a lot of movie knowledge, but, like, horror is where the file is missing.

It's just not that cool right.

There. No, there's some really cool horror. I've just never been drawn to watching horror.

What's like your top of the list then? If it's. If that's at the bottom, what's at the top?

Like, genre wise?

Yeah.

Anything good? The thing is, like, with horror, it's very rare that I'll be hooked by like a trailer or a concept. But then occasionally there's ones where I'm like, oh, that was really good. Yeah.

What's the last one that you can think of?

I mean, I liked the concept of the grudge. Like, after we finished the grudge, I was like, oh yeah, that's pretty good.

I like the idea of saw fuck.

Okay.

But, like, I never watched it. Cause it's too scary. But like, if just reread the storyline, it sounds interesting.

When I was young, I don't know.

If it's a bad movie or not, though.

When I was a kid, saw one and two, all my friends were watching it. What was it, like, 3rd, 4th grade? I'm like, I don't wanna watch that. And then it was on tv once and I like, watched it kind of from afar just so I can like, be up to the culture and be like, okay. And then the needle thing happens. Cool, all right. Oh, and then his face comes off. Cool. All right.

I went through a phase of loving saw. Me and my girlfriend would come home from school and we would watch saw, like every day.

Like the same one.

The same saw, like saw one, saw two, saw three.

So you had a face for like five days?

No, no, no, we would re watch. We would go like, not every day, like, watch one. So I was like, you know what I mean? But like, we'd watch, come, like, come home, continue it, then go to the next, and then rinse and repeat.

I could do those. Harry Potter. God, love.

Unfortunately, he's not Harry Potter.

I love magic.

What? What drew you to this?

I don't know.

I just hate Harry Potter.

I don't know.

Like. Or you hate Matt?

I like Harry Potter.

Do you hate fantasy book? What kind of books do you love?

Fantasy. How do you hate Harry Potter? When did I say that? I said it wasn't Harry Potter.

Oh, shit. Really?

I haven't read Harry Potter, though. I've only seen it.

Oh, that's right. I didn't read the books either.

Really? That's like the one book series I have read.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

I think I read like the first couple pages of the philosopher's Stone. The first one yeah.

So, Canada. They said philosophers. Yeah.

Huh?

America. It's the sorcerer's stone.

What?

Oh, wait. Oh, my God. Is it. Do I say sorcerer or floss? Didn't they change it, like, halfway or something?

So I believe Europe is the philosopher's stone.

Wait, Canada. Oh, my God. What did they say? I think it's sort. Oh, my God. What did do they say?

This feels like Bernstein's bears up in Canada, though.

What do they call it? Canada.

Philosopher's stone in every country, but.

Oh, wow. Good me.

Interesting.

Yeah.

Why is America like that? Why did America choose to call it the sorcerer stone, though?

I honestly, I think that Americans were too dumb to know because the philosopher's.

Stone is like, two syllables.

No, it's a. It's a. It's a thing. It's like a. It's a mystical alchem. Alchemical item that, like, turns things into gold and other stuff. Like, sometimes it's thought to, like, give life or, like, bring people back to life.

Why do we think that America doesn't know this?

I don't know. Couldn't tell you.

He knew it. He's american. So you don't read any books?

No.

Would you.

I need to. For the sake of my brain. I do.

I got a wreck set of pictures.

How big is the pictures?

You just imagine in your mind?

My brain does not do that.

Well, you have authenticia.

Huh?

You have authenticia.

What's that?

When can you look that up? You can see the images? Yeah, you'll just get it. Apple image on the far right, basically 12345. Do you have, like.

So if I say, imagine an apple, what do you see?

I'm like, three, I think.

So. It's no color.

You see a black and white apple, you're covering your eyes with your hand.

Because it's really bright.

Sure.

Yeah, but, like, you can think that.

I know, but, like, do I see anything? Like. You guys see shit.

Okay, let me.

If you guys close your eyes, you see a red apple?

Yeah. Okay, so if I close my eyes, I see a red apple. Like two. Well, no, like one, but dimmer one.

I'm like four.

See? So you just have manga pages in your mind. Okay, so, for example, if I'm just supposed to say, like, imagine a tree with a bunch of leaves and purple flowers on it. I can see that tree. I've made that tree. Except it's kind of.

You can see color?

Yeah.

That's crazy.

Wow.

I can't see shit.

We just diagnosed another authentication.

Black.

Whoa. Okay.

It's just darkness.

Yeah. So that, for example.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

This is, like. It's not. You're not, like, literally seeing, like, willy wonka and, like, the whole movie, but you're imagining it. Like, you. It's tangible to you. You can. You can describe every bit of it.

God, this is hard. I don't know. Oh, my God. For example, I think I just have brain damage.

No, no, I don't think so. Sydney has aphantasia, and it comes in, like, there's different. Right. Like, scales. But she also cannot visualize things, and she also doesn't have an inner monolog. Do you have an inner monolog?

I do.

Okay, so you can hear yourself?

I hear myself. Are you saying in there I can hear myself. I could 100% hear myself. But imagining things, that's a different story.

So maybe, like, can you imagine, like.

A dragon walking through that door or whatever?

Yeah, I could do that.

Yeah.

But you can't see it, right?

Well, I don't see it. It's kind of like.

Can you explain?

Yeah, okay. I don't see it. Like, it's not actually taking. Like, it's not covering the doorway. Right? Like, it's. I can still see the doorway, but can also very clearly imagine a dragon, like, knocking things over. There's smoke coming out of its, like, nose.

I can imagine someone, like, opening door to stuff. So I think I can imagine some stuff.

Yeah, yeah, but can you see it?

Can you visualize it?

Yeah, I can visualize, but I can. I see it. I can't see it.

Can you visualize it?

I can visualize it.

For example, if I could, even with my eyes open, imagine, like, I'm holding an apple here, and then I'm in my hand, I'm rotating the apple, and I can see that it's not perfectly symmetrical. There's parts that are lumpier than the other. The stem kind of comes out at an angle, and as I rotate it, it's, like, turning in a different way. If I ripped the apple in half, I could see the texture inside, and I can see kind of the juice starting to come down it.

I can do that.

Okay.

I can do it. I can do it.

Okay, then I think you can read.

Oh, no, I can read. I'm not illiterate.

I know you're not.

But it just won't stick in my brain.

Like, I think that more. So I think I could understand a lot of people struggling to read or, like, enjoying books because you can't imagine what's happening. Like. Like, when I'm reading a book. I'm making a movie in my head, basically, of what's happening.

I remember that. Like, I think it's like the second grade. It was like a book. And I just like, yeah, no, I get it.

Like, did that.

Okay, I did it.

I think you could do that.

I don't think it's gonna happen everymore.

What if. What? What if I give you one book rec and you one book, and I think.

You think I like it?

I think every man will like this book. I even gave to Jason.

Like, I just like a jason. What's it about?

It's a Sci-Fi fantasy.

Okay?

So it's about and a hierarchy in the world.

Magic.

There is not magic. And I feel similarly. I don't generally like Sci-Fi I like like Magic fantasy. But this book just feels like every book a boy would love red rising. And I also love it.

But rising.

Yeah, it has everything. It has, like, friendship, humor.

We also, if you don't want to read it, we have the board game, so we could.

Board games. Not gonna work, bro.

Oh, that's right. Can't do board games either.

Board games. I'm annoying. So useless.

I. I can't read board game instructions either.

So I think I just like doing stuff. You know what I mean? Like, I don't like sitting weird because I like sitting at my computer playing.

No, I mean, but I get it. You like the action.

I'll read the instructions, and then as you guys do things, I'll say, like, no. Yes.

What?

And then you'll learn the game.

Oh, like you're saying this is how we can learn board games? Yeah, yeah, cuz I'm not gonna read it. I hate board game instructions. I also wish I could do it.

And I can't imagine it did.

You know? So there's a. I think this is increasingly a problem for people. So people have now started YouTube channels where they just read the instructions, like, to you, and they have diagrams so you can look up like, oh, like catan instructions, and then the guy will just be there and be like, hey, can't read the instructions. Don't worry, I got you.

I mean, the diagrams are awesome. The diagrams is necessary. I need that.

I dodge so many board game nights because of that. Oh, yeah, you don't understand, like, no, no, no, it's not that. I know I want to learn, but it's like, you do not want to be the guy at work every night. It's like, uh, what am I supposed to do?

I do hate being like the new like, okay, let's say there's a bunch of veterans, okay, who know the game, and I'm the only one that doesn't know. I hate that because they're all playing the game. Like, so. Like, what about that? What about this fox. Sorry. Pause.

See, I don't really have a problem with that because I figure the first one is just my practice anyway. Even if they are playing for real. This is how I'm learning.

But I need more than one practice.

I need a lot of practice. Yeah.

I just need one.

Yeah, I need, like, two games.

That's what I'm saying. I need, like, five. I need to play the online version first.

I can pick it up in four turns.

See, you're crazy. Can't do that. That's a gift.

But I also, like, make games all the time. Like, OTV videos are basically just making a new game every day.

I see that. You get it. Like, you get the concept. Like you. Yeah. I don't know. It's like. That's like, with, like, all games. Like, you like getting better at games. It's like you, like, if you get good at one game, you understand how to get. Get it all game. Yeah, it's like a formula. Same thing with, like, making videos and shit.

Yeah. So just start making games and you'll get it, guys.

No.

Okay. I'll stick to reading.

Would you ever write a book?

O grass, sun, pencil. Now, it's evolved. Not just paper. Grass, sun, grass, sun, paper, pencil or pen, I guess. New h I pad. Yeah.

Typewriter type. I've never thought about it. I don't think I. I used to write a shit ton of fans.

Sorry. Crazy ASMR ideas. Typewriter. Typewriter would be insane.

But mechanical typewriter, like those, like the.

Janky ones where they get. And you have to, like, press the thing back.

Yeah, I do know. Yeah.

That would be insane.

Okay, brilliant.

And you bring it outside. Right? Because you don't need to plug it in.

Yeah. Yeah.

True.

Grass type. Right.

Fortunately, I'm not writing any books, so.

No, I'd read it.

I don't think you would.

I would.

Yeah. I feel you, man.

I try to magic in it.

If I ever wrote a book, there would be magic.

There we go.

I love, like, fantasy, magic systems, everything like that.

We had a. She recommended a book to all of us in the house.

Red Rising.

She. No, before this.

Oh, damn. There's another one.

She even gave some of us copies of it.

Oh, okay.

Copies.

Basically. I don't remember how it started, but basically all my mods. Read a book. I was like, guys, like, I think all men should read smut. And then all my mods are. A lot of my mods are men. And I don't know how they made this pack, but all of them decided to buy and read this book, and they all really liked it, every single one of them. It is a fun magic system. It's a fun world about, like, gods and the magic of gods. And there's also smut and romance.

So she gave this book to some of us. I think Peter was the one who actually finished it.

I don't even think he finished it.

Nobody.

Oh, maybe he got, like, halfway through. Yeah, I made it through a page and a half of the introduction of the prolog.

But you don't like magic, do you? Like magic?

No, I love magic.

Oh, damn.

Broden hella argued with me. He's like, do I have to read the prolog? I'm like, yeah, dude, it's part of the fucking book. He's like, no, I don't think prologs are part of the book. I'm like, it's. It's literally right there in front of you at the start of the book, you're supposed to read the prolog.

I wasn't even. I wasn't arguing. It was my misinterpretation of prologs because, like, throughout school, I was never forced to read the prolog. They never asked me to read it. Like, that was never in the required reading. So I always assumed it was just like. Like, you can read it if you want. It's, like, not part of the story.

It was, in this case, this book, definitely.

They should have said something like, please read the.

They should prolog to the prolog being like, don't skip this prolog. You're gonna need this prolog.

At that point, they should just added the prolog into the actual book.

Exactly. Why not just make a chapter one?

They should have been like, well, do you. Because it takes place years before. It's the pro.

Sometimes, like, books do, like, know. Because I've read a couple books do, like, chapter 0.5. And that's what says, like, damn, this is important. You gotta read chapter.

Yeah, but 0.5, like, prolog feels better.

Well, prolog is for, like, the people like books. The people don't like books.

Yeah, maybe the people don't like books. Shouldn't read books.

Well, then society is fucked.

Like, I thought of the prolog as, like, author's notes. Like, hey, I wrote this book because it would.

Cause I love my daughter's notes, is author's notes.

I thought there's a prolog, but that's.

Not in the world.

I love my daughter, and my daughter loves magic. So here's a book about magic. This shout out my daughter.

Exactly. Yeah. Notes. It's author's notes is nonfiction.

All right, new question. Epilog.

Real shit.

You don't know if I've made it through the end of the book. I'm wanting to.

Yeah, I love epilogs.

If I've made it that far, then I'm definitely reading, because at that point, I want to live and breathe the book.

Mm hmm.

It's crazy, though, because the mods that read this book are like, I haven't picked up a book in 13 years. I'm not reading. I'm like, you might like it. Just try it. And then they'll message you. Like, wait. Shit, I kind of like this one. Yeah, but this one's like, this one's really easy to read. Like, to me, it's not, like, profound. Like, I think red rising is like a really fucking good book. A shadow in the emmer, which is the book is like. It's kind of like the. It feels like the YA written type, but, like, it's just. It's not ya because it's obviously mature, but, like, it's written really easily. Like, you just easily digest it.

Hmm. You know, maybe I'll give books another shot.

You let me know when you do.

Yeah. Cut to one week later, Danny's out.

No, no. Have a grass. We start off with a picnic, and then we read. That's what I did last time.

Look at him.

Look at his face, bro. What?

So that's like, the best way to be distracted is that there's. There's nothing. There's literally nothing around me but the sun, grass, and the book.

It's doomed, guys. It's doomed.

No, I'll give it a war. I like books. Or, no, I don't like books, but I'll give us a shot.

I think he was.

I understand the necessity of books because I feel my brain just, like, slowing down because I don't use as much.

I mean, that's not true. You game a lot, I think. I absolutely don't keep you sharp in.

Some regard, I think depends. Like, after a while in gaming, it's like you're kind of going through the.

Motion on a pilot.

Yeah.

Have you. I assume neither of you've read a script before, right?

I have a script.

Like. Like lines and stuff.

Like a movie script?

Mmm. I did, like drama. Like, that'd be close enough.

Yeah, that was a little different because it's not as. What's the word? Specific. When I read a script or when you read a script, the point of it is that you can imagine the movie in your head. Like it's playing out as you're reading it and specifically written in ways that it's like you're digesting it as you would have be watching it.

I see. It's like, yeah. Character gasps here.

Yeah. Cut to exterior. Day, night.

I get that.

Whatever.

I get that.

Do you read manga?

But I don't read.

Okay, sorry. I'm sorry. That's really my bad. I wish it was just a question.

I don't read you. I watch.

You watch.

I don't even watch that much. Like, dude, I just like, like my day is just. I just game. Like even like after stream, like if I'm like grinding valorant, I'm death batch for like 4 hours at night. Some stupid stuff like that.

And so you just love gaming. Okay.

I hate. No, no, I like gaming. I hate. I just hate being bad at stuff.

Hmm.

And like, I know most. I'm a really slow learner. Really, really slow learner. So I have to put in a lot more hours than most people do, I think.

But you have the discipline.

Yeah.

And you also know the formula to.

Get good at games for myself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see. I've just recently started watching anime. Like, and I mean this three days ago started like ever I did. I've only watched like, I remember I was probably in 7th grade, I watched an anime. Like I would sometimes see Naruto on the tv kind of thing. And then I would watch. I went online once and watched something, but that was years ago. I've never watched shows in general, but I've learned from the last podcast that most people have tvs in their room.

Yeah, it's great.

I did not. I never knew that was like a norm for apartment.

I think it's really nice.

So then what are you watching?

What am I watching? Uh, nowadays, like right now it's just streams. I love watching streams. I'm a hate watcher.

Okay.

I love hate watching. Especially cuz like now Tekken's popular. I love watching people lose.

What is. What is hate watching in particular? Like, you want to see this person fail or you dislike this individual, you.

Just like watching them fail how?

And you like.

It's not like you hate them though. It's like, like, have you ever watched like, like super tF? It's the greatest example where like his entire chat is just blaming him. Yeah, it's like they all love him, though.

Yeah.

But it's like their reactions are like, yo, I want you to lose because, like, he's a graceful loser.

Yeah.

And it's like, it's funny to watch him lose and all that.

I would not call that a hate watcher, though.

Yeah, I wouldn't call it a hate watch. To me, a hate watch is like you actually dislike the person you're like.

What if you're out there? Like, you're. You're. You're in chat and you're saying, dude, I hope you suck this game and stuff.

I guess I see what you mean for sure.

I think you. You, like, hate watching. Like, you, like, really hate this person. You want to see them feel like. Like, you want to see them feel at life.

Yeah. Like, that, to me, is a hate watcher that you just genuinely dislike this person, whereas I actually just being a hater, though. Well, I don't know. I feel like a lot of guys chats and communities are haters. Like, I see them be like, I.

Think this is a new development. Like, this is, like, recent times.

Hmm. Because, like, even I don't know, when I watch, like, John's stream or like, yeah, super t's stream. Like, their chats are just like. Like, when you make a mistake, it's just, like, tenfold. Like, they're just, like, making fun of you tenfold type thing.

But that feels. Feels like friendly razzing.

Like, yeah, I don't think you can go too far, but it does. It doesn't feel like hate watching to me. But that's what I mean. Like, it's not hate watching, but it is the same. Like, they're not rooting for you, but they love you, but they. It's like, hey, but they.

They love to see you fail, though.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

I think that is hate watching. They love to see you fail.

Do you think sketches chat hate watches him?

Um, I watched him during the. The at and t thing, the league. Like, his chat was kind of hate watching him a little bit, but, like, that's also a totally different crowd too, right? Yeah, they're, like, super.

Probably just like, they're super normal. Community.

Like, the w community. Like, he seems a lot like Madden and, like, rainbow six. I feel like those. Really? Normie?

Yeah.

Danny taught us about sketch when we were.

No sketch. He is my goat.

You're just online, man. You just know what's happening.

It's my. It's just TikTok, though. Like, it's not like I randomly just looked up top trending streamers. It's just like, tick tock just recommended me. Oh, yo, this is like this dude's clip. I didn't like actively search for it.

I stopped opening TikTok. I will only watch TikToks people send to me.

Really?

Because if I open it, it's just too black hole for me.

Oh, my.

TikTok is nothing, like related to twitch.

Really?

Yeah, I just, I think because it's my job, I kind of try to stay clear of it, which is counteractive, because I think it's good to like be up to date with things. But anytime, like switch related, my, I just go numb. Like, I just don't want. I'm like, next. I don't want to watch it.

I think a lot of times, just like, it's just like entertainment. Like, it's not like I'm researching, it's like, like sketches. Like, I'm just getting clips of him, like playing with NFL players. It's not even twitch related. It's just like, he is like a Twitch dude, but it's like he's gone so mainstream. He's like with these guys and it's like, that's how you keep up the current events.

What's funny though, is like, you were on top of it. Like, you, you told us about sketch and I was like, okay, cool. I'm aware now. And then I want to say like three to four. No, like three to six weeks later, people that I like actually interact with.

That I've been saying is stuff.

Yes. That are not are saying his stuff. I'm like, whoa. Like, Danny called this trend, like, I.

Didn'T call it, but like, yeah, it was just like, it was just happening in like real time. Like, I feel that's just like what tick tock is. And it's kind of scary, cuz, like, again, like, I didn't actively search for it, just like came to me.

But like, you, your fingers on the pulse of pop culture, like, you just.

Get it, you know, his algorithm is crazy.

I love my algorithm.

And maybe it's cuz you don't read, maybe.

God bless.

Hey, my algorithms. Fuck. My algorithm has nothing to do with TikToks bug.

Book.

Book talk.

Yeah, book tick. Well, I kind of stop. What? I don't like the books up. Book talk recommends a lot of time.

Then you need to be book talk.

To be fair. Like, I. I think that majority of this might be a hot take. I don't know, but majority of like the recommendations on tick tock for like, me bad are awful.

They're bad.

It'll be like. And everyone's like, dude, this movie's sick. I'm like, that's just like.

I get the same movies over and over and over.

You know which ones?

Oh, yeah. It's like, it is this one stupid fucking. What's it called? Oh, my God. Frick. I just got it. Road kill.

I'm not sure.

House. Road house.

We watched this movie.

It is awful. Keep getting clips of it, cuz, like, I don't why I keep watching it. So he keeps recommending me. Absolutely terrible. And then TikTok showed me, oh, roadhouse two is coming out. Did you know that?

No.

It is coming out. So fuck me.

Never ending clips. I do not know what this is.

It's terrible.

The movie basically. So Sydney got got on tick tock. They were like, this movie's the best movie. Have to watch it. Which is something, something under.

As above, so below.

Oh, as above, so below. Which is a scary movie that basically depicts the. So. My God, what is it called?

Going into the catacombs.

And no, there's this. It's like this seven. Oh, my. Hey, you click on Wikipedia. It's like, david something something. Click on the Wikipedia. Thank you.

MGM. Or what? Can you go can search for the philosopher's stone?

Of course we're back to the fucking philosopher's stone. I'm curious about, like, the origin. Like, it depicts something that's like Dante's Inferno. Yes. Jeez. Thank you. Not David Dante. Anyways, it depicts Dante's Inferno, which is. It's very similar to, like, the whole seven circles hell thing. Okay. I think that in theory, it's a really, like, good idea. The movie is bad. Objectively, it's bad, but TikTok's going, like, crazy for it. So then we watched it and we're all like, are we too old to get it? Are we?

So what's funny is back in, this came out in 2014. Back in 2014, I remember seeing the trailer for this movie and going like, eh, that looks bad. So when you guys were like, yeah, we're watching this movie, I was like, I'm gonna sit in the back. And I just fell asleep.

It's bad. It's pretty bad. It's not, it's not. Well, it's not a well done movie. I think maybe the theory is cool and, like, it follows that, but it's not done well, I don't think so then that was when we were like, oh, maybe TikToks just fall, like, really young individuals who like watching movies for the first time kind of thing. Yeah.

I don't get how movie clips work in tick tock. I don't know. I just get shit. Random shit all the time.

Algorithms. Crazy.

Right now. I get a lot of suits. You guys have watched suits? I love suits. It's one of my favorite.

The show.

The show.

Oh, I have no idea. I thought you literally were telling me that you were getting.

Oh, no, not like that.

Suits. Like, oh, the show. Right.

It's a show about two lawyers, right?

Yeah, yeah.

I've never. I don't know. That is.

Love it. I'm getting a lot of that, cuz, like, also, like.

Yes, I want to say that was popular in what isn't. Yeah.

2011, it became popular again because it came out on Netflix. Okay, so, like, it was popular. Died popular again. I think they're doing, like, a sequel to it, like, a couple years later.

Here's another hot take. Netflix and their top ten.

It's propaganda.

It's just ass.

It's.

There's no way that's the top ten.

I think that they 100% sell those spots. They're like, hey, it's just.

It's basically a sponsored.

Yeah, yeah. And they should have hashtag ad add.

I. Like, I open Netflix and I see the top ten. Like, there's no way.

I agree.

In no world is this the actual top ten.

This is a top. Dude. The thing is, I wish Netflix actually had a good, like, algorithm like that, because they would get so many better steals, shows, everything. But no, it's just.

Yeah, like, top ten randomly. Oh, some 2002 movie, yet no one is watching that. It's not top ten in us right now.

And the show we just produced, kung.

Fu Panda, is not top ten in the US right now, like, 20 years later. It's just not.

What's funny is when you look at that top ten, more than half of them have the little produced by Netflix label on it. It's like, I don't believe you guys. There's no way you hit with all of your shows. Maybe one of these. Yeah.

Lies. Hey, finish your drink.

Okay.

I finished mine.

Hey, cheers, my friend.

Why am I the first one to finish mine?

We poured.

Yours was poured. Like, why is he hinting at us? Is it over?

Well, Danny Schifferson, you've learned what the philosopher's stone is. You've learned.

I learned what the sorcerer's stone is. I knew what the philosopher's stone was.

You've learned what it means to read.

He's learned that he doesn't have alpha deja.

This was nice.

I don't think we're sure yet.

Yeah, I don't. I think I don't get it enough, but I think I can't imagine. I can't imagine stuff.

I think if you can imagine stuff, you do get.

But I don't know if I'm at a four or.

That's okay. You just know that you can imagine.

I'm just not at a five.

That's fine.

Yeah.

Like, to put in perspective, like, Sidney can only, like, see words. Like, she can't see anything in her head. When you ask her, like, hey, like, imagine Danny. She's like, no, I can imagine his hair. And, like, tell you descriptively the hair, because I've memorized what it's like.

But, yeah, I can imagine people.

So, for example, Sidney's really good at, like, describing people. Describing people. She'd be like, Jodie's lips. She could describe my lips, like, perfectly.

But she can't see it.

But she can't see it.

Yeah.

That's crazy.

Isn't that great? Like, do really well for, like, a police sketch type thing.

So she just has really good memory.

Well, no, I don't think so. She has really. Well, she. Bad memory, actually.

She can't visualize it, but she can.

You'd have to talk to her about imagine it.

Like. Like, her memory is. Is writing it down, not taking photos of it.

Mmm. That's interesting. Doesn't make sense to me, though.

But if that doesn't make sense to you, then I don't think you have.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Sweet. Awesome.

And with that, that's.

Well, Danny, I'm so glad we could help you. You're not diagnosed with alpine phasia. Guys, this was episode five of the offline tv podcast. If you'd like to see Danny back, leave a comment below.

I'd like to see Danny back. You don't want to come back, Danny.

Can we start earlier?

For sure. For sure.

And if you don't want to see Danny back, just give us a like. We'll see which one has a lot of likes.

Give you a lot of likes.

But, yeah, other than that, guys, we are going to go film the Patreon portion of this podcast where we're probably going to drink another one of these bottles. That's why I was saying you can only take one home.

I didn't know that.

My fault. I didn't know you.

But thank you for watching. Goodbye. Bye.