Transcript of Side Stories: The Fourth Top

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That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Oh, God. Baby, I need your lovin got to.

Have all your lovin baby, I need your lovin got to have all your.

Lovin I will not take four top slander.

No.

Anywhere within.

I can't believe we have to even have this conversation.

24 inch space around me is a four top safety zone. All right, review of anything to say about the four tops to me in a negative light, and you're within a two foot circle of me. You best back up. Yeah, because then I spin punch. I spin punch. You try to tell me that Bernadette is not one of the top pop songs of all time.

It is so goddamn good. Underappreciated.

They love them. Love Bernadette.

You know, I've seen four tops greatest hits compilations that Bernadette was not on.

Fuck that. Hit it.

Fuck that.

Hit it.

Rob. I want Bernadette. Yeah.

All right, cut it before we get sued.

She must have been hot.

No, I don't know.

She definitely was screaming.

She was there. That's for certain side stories. You're welcome to it. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson.

Hey, how you doing?

And a part of the reason why we came in hot today is because I feel that this entire bullshit country of ours is suffering from the four tops erasure and what they still mean to this country. Now, for those of you that don't know, the four tops are currently are an american vocal quartet. And they range, and they came from old fashioned Motown a USA.

How many are there.

Demanding how many I've had?

You know what I mean?

Honestly, it's a good way that. That is a really good drunk test.

Yeah.

How many tops are there? But it was originally lead singer Levi Stubbs, Abdul Duke Fakir, Ronaldo, Obi Benson and Lawrence Payton. And they have been together. They were together for over four decades, performing amazing hits from 1953 until 1997. It's been such a. It's really sad, but they're. They're now out on the road. There's still one original member left. His name is Abdul Duke Fakir. He's still out there. But today we wanted to start real quick with a cold, open story about how one of the singers of the four tops was not believed. And this is where I want to start being like, believe all Motown singers.

Absolutely.

That is where. Hashtag believe all Motown singers. You don't know. Just. Just trust them. He's coming in and he's got sparkles on his socks. He's a Motown singer. Now. This guy, Alexander Morris, now he is suing a hospital.

He's the newest member.

And by newest, you mean probably been.

There for, like, at least 15 years?

Well, he's been there since 2018. Oh, and he's newest by me. And he is like, he's the. The one who's gonna die last?

Well, I don't know.

Not anymore.

We'll see.

And so he came in.

He's.

He's doing the lead singing for right now. The four tops here on the road, always working, never tiring. Uh, he had a lot of problems. Alexander Morris has had a lot of cardiac issues. He's 53 years young. It's sad, you know, and it's actually not that far from us, but he's taken. He, you know, he had clear symptoms of system of cardiac distress. He went into ascension Macomb Oakland hospital. This was in 2023, April of 2023. He said he was having problems, difficulty breathing and chest pains. And he said they put him on all of this stuff. They were going to put all. They started the emergency process for him having heart attack, and then he said, hey, which is also. It might be a bit much. This is the thing, when I. Any celebrity, this is my people out there. For people out there that are vaguely well known.

Yeah.

Before you say, hey, listen, I got to be protected from the fans, you might want to say, handle my heart attack first.

Yes.

Right. Just being like, well, get the heart.

Attack real name put into the hospital. Because he said, because people saw TMZ combs that shit. Like, people, like, they release the information. Next thing you know, people are coming.

To the hospital, especially on the west coast, and somebody like him, though, it's like a. But it is interesting because he was like, hey, I don't want anybody know the four tops are in the emergency room, because as we know, and I know Gen Z. I've seen tick tock. I know you guys are all like, oh, Smokey Robinson can't sit down. I know how it is. Absolutely. I know. But he said, hey, due to my security, I'm concerned about being out here, having my name being on there. I'm concerned for stalkers and fans. They definitely have stalkers, everybody that, unfortunately, yeah, they got stalkers.

Sexy.

And instead of believing this man and saying, like, oh, you know, they just assumed immediately, oh, he's completely insane. And he's checked him into the psych ward.

Jacket on go.

Yeah, they made him take all of the stuff out of his pockets. They have to check his id as he's having a heart attack. And he's like, look at my id. It says it's a four tops themed driver's license. Like, it is incredible. I didn't know that they sold those, by the way. And I do want one of those. I want a podcaster. I want a licensed podcaster driving, driving.

Kind of want a four tops one.

That would be sweet. So he said, hey, I'm a member with the four tops. They said, no, you're not. They went, they gave, and then they just fucking forgot that he was having a heart attack. They put him through all this, like, psych ward bullshit, and now he's suing.

Almost died.

Okay. Hey, you almost died. It's horrible. It's horrifying.

Yeah.

And what do we know, Eddie? What do we know? If you're gonna lie about being a Motown singer, you're gonna say, temptations. That you're in the temptation.

Yeah. What are we doing here?

Because there's 14 of them.

Yeah.

All right. And it's. Yeah, if you're gonna choose Motown guy, of course.

I think there's five of them and plus the band, plus the funk, bro.

But I didn't know which one was considered temptation and which was considered band member.

Well, the band members are the ones that play the instrument, but they don't play any instruments. They don't even play a drama. The Funk brothers are the same people who play on the four top songs.

No shit, dude.

You never see.

No.

Oh, my God. Yeah. No, they're one of the best. They have more hits than any other band.

This is not from the wrecking crew documentary, right?

No, they have their own documentaries. Standing in the shadows of Motown.

Oh. Oh, yeah. I gotta see that again.

Yeah. It's unbelievable.

Oh, that's great. But it's. It's sad because four tops being erased from pop culture. This is because of. This is because of the erasure of four tops.

Yeah.

And we just have to remember and you guys gotta remember and. Yeah, this might sound like old men talking, but. No, it's fucking important. Yeah.

No, honestly, if you've never heard of the four tops, get the reach out album. It's so good with it. It's too good. It is so good. Walk away, renee is one of my fucking favorite songs. Yeah, baby. And with the sea sky.

Hey, cut it. Cut it. All right.

We can't.

We're gonna get sued. We're not. Drive time yet? Soon, but not yet. So. Yeah, this was just one of these stories I saw, and I was like, I can't believe fucking monsters. And I can't. Honestly, I can't necessarily pick out the four tops, but I'd recognize if he told me that he was.

He says that the security guard ordered him to sit his black ass down.

That is not what saying.

Wild. Anyone?

Anyone? Anyone? Especially one of the tops.

Oh, my God.

No one says this to the fucking. Any members of the commodore.

It's juneteenth, by the way.

Yeah, dude, fuck the fuck? Seriously? Seriously. Has anybody said this to members of the miracles?

Right?

No, I don't fucking think so. All right, so check yourself before the wreck yourself. And I only hope the Vendelas are treated with more respect.

Absolutely.

Now, next, a little bit of updates. All right, so we got a couple great updates. Number one, chickens. We asked, as I always do, because why look up science now while we're talking? You don't want to interrupt these precious bits.

Honestly, I feel like these emails teach me more than if I went and researched it myself.

This is what I'm saying is that when I say people make fun of me for making ridiculous requests of the side storage Lpotl.

Better than Google.

Oh. So much easier.

Yeah.

Because then I arrive and it's a day they're already curtailed. So I asked straight up, what are eggs from a chicken? And they are its periods. Yeah.

Chickens just have them every day, apparently.

Yeah. Dude, that's got to be exhausting.

Every day a chicken squirts out an egg. That's four to five years.

So brave.

It's almost like a punishment.

I think a chicken should be president so the chicken can go through that chicken. Be able to handle Putin?

Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

Every single day you fuck off. Excellent. Funny stuff. Sounds funny. Yeah, sure. Funny little chicken base joke. But that's actual hardcore fucking international politics.

All right, this is chicken cross the.

Road to go kick the shit out of Vladimir Putin.

Kill.

You should get the fuck out of Ukraine. That's what that chicken did. But yeah, chicken eggs of periods. So I've been I. Three periods this morning.

Yeah. And roosters, uh, roosters do fuck them to fertilize the.

Yeah, we met. I knew that. I knew. I just didn't know. We're just straight up eggs.

What I know was that sometimes a rooster will fuck a chicken and if the chicken don't think the Rooster's hot, she'll squirt out his jizz. That was an email.

That's true equality. She tried to fight that supreme Court with her chicken. President. President will make it very legal for every woman to square. Not the comment of the guy they don't want fucking have the baby of. All right. You know, that's called a wed abortion. Is that funny? So. But yes. Thank you. Thank you. Side stories. Listeners really honestly learned quite a bit. People brought up again the rotisserie chicken mystery, which we've been covering. They said was also really weird, is that it was a hundred yards away from the trail. So someone have to walk away to dump all the rotisserie chickens. What I also got was a very couple sensible responses saying that, like, they probably went bad. This guy just went to go dump them. I've also more trash can dude, our listening audience. I mean, this is of all the. The weird, dark industries to be a part of. Like, I have not gotten so many messages about, like, ever talking about, like, hardcore drugs or bootlegging alcohol or. Or trying to help people get abortions across state lines. Like that kind of stuff. But I've received so much email about family members of our listeners being involved in the illegal meat trade.

Yeah.

And how much illegal meat activity happens in this country, how often rotisserie chickens are just sold out of the backs of cars stolen from grocery stores, which makes a lot of sense because we have a lot of people where I always feel bad when you see, it's like, you know, I like my body cam footage, but it may always feel extremely bad for people that are arrested for buying, for stealing groceries. I find that extremely sad because that's like one of those things where there's got to be a way for them to have that food. Like, that's fucked. Like, they should be able to, like.

They keep the food stealing from a family market. I don't like it. But if you're stealing from fucking Kroger.

You got take it. Unfortunately, some people got to eat, and that's how they got to do it. To eat. And it's really fucked. And it sucks. But like they lot of. But it's interesting. There's a whole side market for stuff like this that people are selling me that they either get somehow and they just sell it. So there's a lot of it. And I want in.

Yeah, man.

Yep.

No, no. So the mob worked with a lot of meat.

Now one in I wanted. You hear very little about the mob and meat anymore.

For some reason, I feel like they're just, you know, not as active as they used to be. In general.

They are not. They're mostly in the waste management. It's waste management and construction. And a lot of times they just flip the legit.

Yeah, there's too many cameras. Now. Keep the illegal activities up.

Unless you own the cameras and then you own. And then the cops come and you pay them off.

Yeah.

Because you. But it's mostly, you know, it's illegal shipping. We'll find out once I'm in there. That's right. New mafioso Henry Zabrowski just joined it. Just try to make a little independent mafia. Can't we support our independent mafia?

I'm sick of this main street mafia. Fuck.

Yeah, dude. What about the little guy?

Yeah, the little guy who's trying to make it in the waste management business. The Missouri mafia. There has to be some. Yeah. Well, St. Louis is a lot of mobile.

Yeah. Yes, it does.

Yeah. What do you got from your grave?

All right. What do you, uh. Which do we do first?

Let's talk about Karen Reid.

Yes. Thank you. That was what I meant. Now, I got a lot of mail asking for us to talk about Karen Reid in this trial. Now, for the. Just a quick sum up. I've watched a couple hours of the footage. I've been watching the police testify. It is very interesting. So, those, for those of you that don't know, Karen Reid is 44 years old. Out is out of Mansfield, Massachusetts. They apparently, they are involved, allegedly. And they've pled not guilty to charges of including second degree murder and the death of her boyfriend, John O'Keefe, who is a Boston police officer. Now, where all of this stuff gets really complicated is that essentially Karen Reid and John O'Keefe went out after a night of drinking. Now, this is a bunch of Massachusetts cops that are literally drinking and driving all night, partying and doing a bunch of stuff that they're not supposed to do. So these cops, you see footage, Karen Reid, John O'Keefe kind of joking back and forth at a bar. You see this footage at the bar, they then leave. You then don't hear anything else for hours. We know that Karen Reid, John O'Keefe and several other police went to go to some other second location for the nightcap.

Yeah. The house party afterwards.

The after party. And so apparently during that time period, John O'Keefe got lost in the shuffle. So John O'Keefe was supposed to arrive at this family of police house, which I believe is the. And the house was owned by this fairly well known police officer in the Boston area. So it was like a club where they also kind of go. Went to go to hang out.

Yeah.

And so Karen Reid and John O'Keefe were supposed to meet there. They apparently, outside of this, quote unquote, party, they say that they got maybe some form of altercation. We don't know.

They had been fighting.

They had been fighting. Yeah.

We know that through their text messages.

Absolutely. But in the. So, you know, because there's nothing more, I gotta say, I imagine, more reasonable than a Boston police officer and his very intense girlfriend.

I've known lots of police officers. They do date intense women. And they are.

They yell. They yell. And so they went out there. And so they had this party. And so then John O'Keefe then is hit by, according to them, she backed him over with her suv.

Yes.

And killed him and drove off, left the scene of the accident. Now we're like, this is kind of where it all spills out. So.

And the scene of the accident is this police officer's house. This is tried a different police officer.

Yeah, it's a different police where they all went to go hang out this kind of like vaguely famous police office police officer, this guy that they've all known for a long time, a reputable guy. So now they're saying is that obviously the prosecution is saying Karen Reid killed her boyfriend in cold blood in an accident and then left them to die. And mostly it's because of a misspelled Google search that came from, I believe it came from Karen Reid. They believe it came from Karen Reid. That says how long someone die in colds, ostensibly. Right. And so they're thinking she got into this fight with him, left him unconscious on the fucking lawn, and then expected him to freeze to death and I guess be covered up by snow. Not a lot of quote unquote thinking was involved. But Karen Reid is presupposed that this group of police officers have framed her for murder. Now it's the entire trial. It's fishy as fuck.

The whole thing is like, there's so much more than what. Then you laid out a bunch, but there's so much more.

It's a lot. It's stuff like, why were. Why was the glass found from the broken taillight that hit John O'Keefe, supposedly? Why was it under the snow? Why did they have to go dig and look for it? Apparently, several days later, it wasn't found on the night in question. And then there's the weird. All the guys that were all hanging out are all saying, we didn't hang out, we didn't go, and we were.

He was there and they were there or there.

That's kind of this big discrepancy about trying to prove whether or not he was hanging out with that group or not. They don't know. Why was John O'Keefe covered in dog bites?

He was bitten by a dog a lot. And the guy who. It was a german shepherd. And the guy who owned the house used to own the german shepherd. And the dog has since been given away, I believe.

Yes, they gave the dog away.

So like that. What's that?

I don't know. And then he also had the. Michael Proctor was the head investigation also then was forced, in an extremely entertaining slash humiliating fashion, forced to read these texts that he sent to his cohorts at the police station either. I don't know if it was necessarily co workers, but people he knew awful shit about Karen Reid saying every word under the sun about her, you know, I mean, like calling, like, really, really intense. But he's getting. That's not against the law to hate on somebody, but especially if you think.

She killed a cop. Yeah, you're a cop. And of course you're not gonna have nice things to say about her in.

Private conversations with the fucked up. He said fucked up shit. He said stuff like looking through her phone now. So nudes. Hey, can't hate that. I can't find nudes like shit like that. So he's all piece of shit. So they're sort of torpedoing Michael Proctor's character but also trying to put this story together and. But also it's not a lock about whether or not the cops did it. There is still that Google search and there is still, like, they are still trying to say that the injuries match getting hit by a car. And they have experts on either side, except for the dog bites. Don't know where that came from. So it's. It's a mess, but it's fascinating. And so we were like, it's. To me, this whole trial is more about, like, how much evidence you have to roll into a courtroom in order to convince a jury that police have fucking framed you for murder.

Well, now she's trying to take the stand.

Of course she wants to take the whole thing. And I'm interested to see. But it is a very, very, like. But it's.

There's lots of weird shit going on.

There's a lot of weird shit going on. I don't necessarily believe.

I think everyone's lying.

I think that there is a real story here that is much more fucked up.

Yeah.

That we just don't know about. You good. Like, cops do cover for each other.

Yeah.

All the time. Especially. Especially if they can kind of validate what's happening. Like, let's say it was an accident.

We all know the thin blue line exists.

That's what they do. In the idea that we. But then. But to convince a jury of that is extremely difficult.

Yeah.

Because we are trained to trust the police. And people like that, that go against the fucking grain, essentially. They literally are, like, fucking with their own perception of the police in order to hide behind it. It.

Yeah.

So, I mean, who fucking knows? But if anybody's got a case against the police, it's this one. I never seen. I haven't seen one go like this. Because normally, like, you hear frame, people scream frame all the time, and it's so difficult to prove because you got to piece it all together.

I mean, I imagine, like, you could do that Google search knowing that he was walking in the snow or hoping less dying. Or it could be one of the other.

You could be concerned or you did. Did. Not you. Maybe you don't. Maybe you're so hammered.

Yeah.

You don't understand that you just killed your boyfriend. Yeah. God, it's very possible. Utterly possible. Because you could do all of the shit. She could have been, like, as a mailbox. Uh oh. I mean, I like mailbox made a funny noise.

I mean, I think it's crazy that a police officer doesn't have, like, a ring camera outside of his house.

Well, he probably did.

Just got rid of it.

That's the thing. If there is. If there is information on that ring camera that would have fucked with the police's story.

Yeah.

They would have deleted that.

And I'm sure that the inside of the house probably doesn't seem like it was a crime. Scene at any point because they didn't.

And then because when they showed up and they were like, oh, this is accidental. Accidental vehicular homicide. And because the two of the paramedics, one says that Karen Reid said something along the lines of, I did this, I did this. And we just don't know whether or not you could take that as a confession or not. That was like one of those, that's like a big contending point in this. And they then, because they immediately assumed it was accidental vehicular homicide or whatever that's called manslaughter, they did not go in, investigate inside. And then they got the super important cop that was inside the house came out and said all this stuff happened out here, which I totally understand because he knows what happens when police come in your house. Guess what they do?

They break all your.

Fucking rip down the curtains. They fucking rip up the. Like. It's horrible. Yeah, what they do to your house.

But he also had other bruises that seemed like he didn't get hit by a car.

There's a lot of weird shit.

Seems like he was beat up too, there.

We don't know because that's the real main storyline is. And what happened to him isn't like these guys all dislike him. Cuz that's what they're trying. That's what's hard is that they're trying to say that the crew that was hanging out that night could have killed John O'Keefe themselves because they didn't like him. But that has to be set up too. I have to see that as a juror. Me, I love being it all powerful juror at home. Yeah, it's my favorite because I just go like life, death. Like, as I'm watching will be like, I don't believe you.

You're so ready for jury duty that you'll never get it because of that.

If we could do it over Zoom, that'd be great. Honestly, if we can kind of fold it into my schedule that I would really enjoy it. I if I could just do. Honestly, you know what, I'm best for jury duty around 1130, after I've had a couple, because that's when I'm really.

Dialed in, the opinions start to flow.

Really ready to judge.

Can I give a hypothetical to this whole situation? Yes. I think, you know, there's no proof of any of this. This is just no proof.

We're still just talking about a trial. We are two fucking idiots.

Yeah, yeah.

Just talking about a trial from the side.

Yeah, no, I don't know anything. But I will say that what if this situation where she hit him, he's fucked up, screaming in the front yard. They come outside, they already don't like him, and then just finish the job.

I don't know, Eddie.

You know, like, sounds crazy.

Yeah, that is very possible. But the thing is that you have to set up a motive because that's the key. Why? What did he do to.

Fuck if I know something about those.

Guys, but I need to know a hint as a jury member of what it is that the. Why would they just kill their buddy? Why, if it did not happen accidentally, why did they just kill their buddy?

Mm hmm.

If he was. If he wasn't, you know, I mean.

Yeah, it's crazy. And they easily could have went over to her house and banged out that taillight and took the shit.

They already showed how. If Michael Proctor did want to do, when they came back, they found that big piece of glass that came off of the back. Tail. Tail light. He found it under the snow. He was, oh, look, it's over here. And he pulled it up. And then also. Then one of the other police officers swear that they had prior footage of the car, the suv in question, and the taillight was already cracked. So we don't know. Again, it's all of this is. This really could be one of those where the jury is going to have to decide. Nothing's the full lock right now.

I wouldn't be surprised if there's another trial.

I mean, it might definitely could be a hanged jury.

Yeah.

Yeah, absolutely. It's not going well. It's just like, you know, it is. It's fascinating because you're what? And it really is. It comes down to that character assassination, too. It's like once you've watched the cops all being like, it's hard to believe them.

Yeah.

Once you hear. Once you see them calling a woman, that's. You're supposed to be your friend's girlfriend and you're calling her the fucking british fun word, right, all over your fucking text chain. No one's gonna like you anymore.

Yeah, I think I just. For everyone just throwing this out there. Not that I want to help criminals ever, but never text anything. Ever, ever text anything. Don't instant message. Don't email.

You know, I've been doing recently, I write in the flesh colored tone of my belly and that by just pushing my finger in. And then it goes back to pink.

There you go. Yeah.

So you don't even know record.

No records whatsoever.

None.

And you are pink.

Getting pinker.

Vividly.

So. Vividly so, yeah. This story coming out of Atlanta is completely insane.

It really is.

You could probably start with the main story. Then we'll cycle around to where this guy started.

Yeah, so, like, the main story is there was a fella who was not in the best of moods. No. And he hijacked a bus from downtown Atlanta with 17 people on board while holding a gun to the driver's head.

Whoa. Like Keanu Reeves. Speed.

Well, I mean, the opposite. I mean, Keanu Reeves. There was a bomb on the bus. And everyone who was on the bus was like, you know, like trying to be safe.

It's like. Speed.

Sure. The. So this dude, he's, I guess he's bipolar and he's been arrested 19 previous times. He's a full violent. He's been through a lot.

Crazy guy.

Yeah. And he killed one of the people, one of the hostages. He shot one of them and they died. And eventually he, you know, he got caught and they got rid of the hostages. He gave him back and all that stuff. But the weird part is, right before he did this, there was another shooting in downtown Atlanta that he was a witness to.

Yes.

And then he was interviewed by a reporter about being a witness to this other separate crime that was not him.

You know, we're gonna see him. We got the footage because they released the footage of the interview. So we'll listen to the interview of this gentleman. His name is Greer. Greer. His name is Joseph Greer. Now, he was. He was out in front of the Peach Tree center mall, which is really, really sad because that's like right near the convention center, which is right near where dragon Con is done. So it's, it's, you know, it's fucked up. Atlanta's intense.

I mean, you know, people get shot all over town.

We feel better.

Yeah, I'd say there's someone was shot down at La live recently. It just happens.

I know, but I'm just saying, like, I've been there where he's talking about. I made me personally kind of sad.

Yeah.

I mean, it's like when you meet a celebrity one time and then it's died. You die and you get to have a great instagram day. You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Just for one day.

That is nice. So there you go. There's that. Let's go. Let's go to this video. It's the interview by. Interview by a reporter 40 minutes before he hijacked the bus.

First I started telling what happened, cuz I. This is making me a snitch. I feel like, you know, saying, even though I'm not stitch on nobody wrong, there's somebody bad.

This is Joseph Greer, the man I met on Tuesday afternoon after a shooting at the peach tree center mall food court.

At that time, we got behind this. I'm sorry, I'm gonna curve his own Wells Fargo thing. So.

So you ran and hit?

I didn't that time because once I heard shooting. I have a gun dog.

This is the man authorities say hijacked a bus later that day.

I'm bipolar, let me tell you all that. I'm on my medication for like two weeks, but Grady gonna give it to me. Um, so I'm leaving out the thing. So I see the, uh, the shooter, you know, Sam, I guess the shooter like to me a little because I'm 65 25. So, uh, this the first guy on the scene, right here with the curly hair, with the waves. He didn't want to stop me from being.

The shooting at the food court Greer says he witnessed happened around 215 yesterday afternoon. I interviewed Greer around 345 for about four minutes before having to get back on live tv at 420. That same afternoon, Greer is accused by Atlanta police of boarding and hijacking a bus and killing a passenger, 58 year old Ernest Byrd, junior. Throughout our conversation, it was tough to keep Greer on track. So you saw who you think at the shooter?

Yeah, I mean, talking crazy. And then the cop talked to him, he ran. That's when the whole shooting happened.

So he tells me he's bipolar, had been off his medication for two weeks and is in a, quote, manic episode right now.

I'm in an extreme mode. And it's like, when I seen him, I was extreme old. So I was already in this for two weeks. So it's like he two weeks in, he about to get stabbed. I got knives. I got.

And showing you what looked like a utility knife.

Yeah. So he. He's not doing well and he's. Yeah, he kept talking about how like he could. He could take care of it himself, but he was in extreme mode and he would have went up there. He's lucky that he didn't get over there because he was an extreme mode. Then he showed the reporter the knife and then he. What we said when we were watching the video before, cuz we're like. He keeps saying he doesn't have a gun. Yeah, over and over and over again. But then he hijacked the bus with a gun, which makes me think he had a gun like the entire time.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah. So I think that most of the time.

Mechanism. The only correct decision this man made was not telling a person on camera he had a gun on him.

Well, he kept saying that he couldn't have one and couldn't get one.

Yeah. And he was. He was doing that thing where he's, like, holding a watch, like he was gonna sell it, but then he was, like, gesturing with.

He was just gesturing with it. He's in extreme mode, buddy.

Yeah.

He can't keep a watch on, first of all. Where is he going? Did he have to catch that bus? Is that why he needed the watch?

Yeah. I mean, who knows what even made that escalate to the next?

I tell you what, it's jealousy. He was watching another crime happen and everybody was getting super. He's getting all his attention. He's sad because it's. It's fomo.

Fomo.

That's old thing he wants to fucking be. He wants me in there. He wants to fight John McClain. He thinks if he steals a bus, Keanu Reeves will show up to stop him on the boss. And then he'll get to meet Keanu Reeves. Because guess what? He's always in Atlanta filming.

Is he?

Oh, yeah.

I mean, it's a good idea.

That's where all the stars are. They don't even live here anymore.

That's good for them.

In LA, it's all, like, all we got right now is, like, weird right wing influencers. You got very intense russian oil money. And nipples.

Yeah, lots of nipples.

That's what LA's got covered.

That thigh meat, too. You know, like, where you see, like.

Not as much as that. My. But not. Still not the same.

The knee high socks and they got the short skirt and it's got that little bit of thigh.

What are you talking about?

You know, talking about that look. What? You know, like when a lady wears, like, really high socks and then she has, like, a shorter skirt on and then there's that little bit of thigh.

Like Britney Spears.

I mean. Yeah, lots. Like. Lots of people, like, weird.

Like.

You do not like that.

I mean.

I'm sorry. Do you have to know what I'm talking about?

Well, I never noticed it as, like, a look.

Yeah.

Like a normal look. Like, all the time look. Like. I see it as sort of, like, if you're dressing as a sexy nurse.

Oh, yeah, sexy nurses definitely wear it.

Or, like, sexy compression socks.

Ooh, sexy diabetes.

Sexy diabetes. Where the rescue's looking good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm going on the plane, baby. I need my. My squeezy.

Yes. Guess what? Baby, your ankles aren't the only thing are going to be swelling on this flight. It looks like almost got diabetes with the dick and balls because they must need some sugar.

Speaking as well. You looking nice. Nice Atlanta.

I do think it should be harder to steal a bus.

I mean, you have a gun and you put a dude in a headlock and you put the gun against his head. I feel like that's difficult.

What if you do a thing where it. You make all the wheels shut down and make it so they can't drive.

You hit the brake.

I just mean there's like a fail safe thing that you may pull out. Or maybe there's like a thing with bus drivers where they have to. Only your id can turn it on. Like you have to put your finger down like you do special fingerprints. That would be cool.

Busses would ever cool. Yeah, it'd be great. But at the same time he's got a gun to his head.

Mmm.

And so you just put your fingerprint, you start it for him.

I'd be like, this bus is my son. If you steal this bus, you may as well steal my wife. You might as well just kill me. You're gonna take it. Oh, you are, huh?

Yeah. I voluntarily give it to you. You love sucking on guns.

Where you wanna go? Oh, where you want to go? You are going. Oh yeah. All right.

Lennox City turtle, make sure you cradle the trigger.

Next up, next time everybody will be going a little faster time, okay. Next to my brand new co captain.

I love you, co captain.

You and me are going to be riding, driving this bus for the rest of our lives. Thank you so much, Mister Newt. Co captain.

How long are you gonna do this?

What's your name? Joseph.

That's the best game I've ever heard.

Joseph. Tell me where you want to go.

Make sure to pull the cord when it's your stuff.

Ding ding. You're funny, Joseph. So you're not gonna really gonna kill me, right? There's no way to do that to your favorite bus driver.

He did kill a different bastard. Yes.

Well, that guy was annoying. There's a chance, I guess, he was distracting.

Yes. You definitely should always say nothing when the guy hijacks the bus.

I'm in my lane. Got my airpods on.

Yeah, you, I would probably wouldn't even know.

Oh yeah. You should get up and go to your stop. You know, like you just being aggressive.

Yeah.

Well, anyway, gotta go talk about cum. My bus stop us here. Better go do my job. Where I talk about come a lot. Have fun.

You ladies come.

Honestly, this is for my show. I need to know.

Fly from your grave.

All right, well, there's a new white.

Beat in town, Henry.

Oh, shit. No, I don't need competition.

Yeah, man, this is coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it's.

It's a new thing. It's been going on, and it seems like it's really helpful. There are plenty of these farms in Southeast Asia.

Yeah.

And it is python meat.

Now, it's partially because we got a python infestation going on in the Everglades. We get like, fish them out in Asia. Yes.

This is something that we should be adopting, but we're not.

Well, because this. So what is it saying that we should be able. We should be eating snake meat?

Apparently it's a really good idea to eat python.

Why?

Well, for one thing, they. It's a healthier meat.

It is?

Yeah. Cuz it's muscly. It's like. It's like a white meat.

Ever had snake?

No, I've never eaten snake. I want to try it now.

I've had.

Was a python.

No, it was just snake.

Yeah.

Okay, someone, I tell you this story. I told you this story.

Where were you?

I was doing your pretty faces going to hell. And one of the makeup artists, that was the human side, not the demon side.

Uh huh.

But they had hit a snake with their car and then cooked it. They ate a bunch of roadkill snake.

Okay.

And I bunch of snake out of a paper cup.

Before you did a television show, before you were on camera, you ate snake out of a paper cup.

Because adult swim.

That is irresponsible.

Is not real television.

I wouldn't eat snake before doing this podcast. You should television show, you should know you need. If you're gonna eat something crazy out of a paper cup, you need time in case you need to recover.

I just went right to set. I did it on my way to set. I just ate the bunch of snake and it's not very good. Well, continue, please.

Oh, it was hit by a car and it was. Oh, yeah, I'm sure it was delightfully cooked boiled rattlesnake. And you fucking sitting here complaining about it.

I won't let him come at you, Katie. And I'm sorry. You know who you are, but. Yeah, so I guess with. With Python. What's good about it? Because Rob just pulled up on southern fried python.

Yeah. No, looks really good. The thing what makes it such a good farmable animal is how much they grow and how little water and food they need to survive.

We're we're already going to get pushback a lot from our snake community, because our snake community feels very close to their snakes. But these would be ones that you're making for eating, so they wouldn't be as friendly.

It's almost, it's, they're, they're kind of pitching it as a good replacement for pork.

Well, because people. Pork is bad for the environment. The main thing with those big animals is that they're bad for the environment.

Because the far steak shit's easy to pick up and clean.

It is?

Yeah. There's just little pellets.

Really?

Yeah, and they barely, you don't need any water. They need 90% less sustenance than cows and pigs.

No, and I know that this will be a shit.

They eat like rats and shit, so they eat the vermin.

So what are they saying now? So they were using this in Asia. And how much meat has this replaced in Asia?

Um, that I don't, that I can't answer. Um, but they've, uh, they've studied about 4600, uh, python. So it's, it's relatively new. And it was farmed in Thailand and Vietnam. Uh, they were tested the effects during feeding regimens. The snakes were fed once per week.

And they're never force fed.

No locally sourced food, including wild caught rodents, pork byproducts and fish pellets were regularly measured in, weighed over the twelve month period.

Can I talk about an x factor here that I'm a little concerned about?

Just a farm full of snakes. Yeah, yeah. No, no.

The idea of a field.

Yeah.

Which is crawling with snakes. Right. And then also, like taining the snakes.

Seems like it's the biggest issue.

I feel that, like, pigs are cute. Right. And that's fine. And that farmers are already. How do we put this? Different?

Well, I mean, farmers are different type. I imagine a snake is harder to fuck than a horse, a cow or a pig.

But is that good or bad?

Well, you think they're going to be sexually repressed because they're not fucking the animals? Is that what your theory is?

What do they do then?

They live their lives like a normal human being.

But if they. You, you brought this up.

I bring up fucking the animals? No, you brought up fucking the animals.

You brought up fucking the animals. Rob, did he not just bring up fucking animals? I can't even remember anymore. You brought it up. Shut the fuck up.

But look here, the snakes are in cages.

It's a farm.

Yeah, it's fine. It's a snake farm to me. Python. Henry.

Thank you. I was jinxed, so I wasn't allowed to talk. But it's like. I know, I understand that this. Yes, I see what you're saying. The snakes, I just feel that it would make them worse. But no, you. If you postulate that they are fucking these animals enough for it to offset other activities that they do. And now we're saying we're having an unfuckable animal is the animal that they are gonna raise. What happens to the people?

I have way more faith in farmers than you do.

I never said anything about. I'm saying I want them to do what they need to do to take care of themselves.

Oh, yeah.

So that's what they got to do. I don't blame them.

Julie's out of town for two weeks. Yeah, I'm masturbating. That's what you do. Well, yeah, you know, these, you're not a farmer bait.

You don't have these tight horse pussies waggling around everywhere with no mouths to tell everybody what's going on.

We did recently learn that horse genitalia is very similar to human.

I'm saving that letter. Yeah, for our letters.

We'll get to it later. Yes, we'll get to it later. But I think, yes, having thousands of snakes around seems dangerous and crazy.

If you go in and batch right, because how many, how many pounds of meat can you get per snake?

Well, I mean, I don't know how big a python, but a pythons can get up to like 15ft, 16ft long because you just sometimes even 20.

So you just go in and you come running around running out screaming like your peewee Herman.

If you forget to feed a python for months, it lives and doesn't lose that much body weight now, but if you keep feeding it, they grow fast. And so, like, whereas like a cow, you'll need to have it around for a long time, whereas like a python, it'll grow and within a year it'll get huge.

What website is this, Rob? Exotic meat markets.com. no, python meat now. That's. How much is that for? Wow. It's a.

That's a lot.

That's a lot for python meat.

That's a lot for python meat. But it wouldn't be cheaper if it was a more often leaf arm. Of course. Now I feel. Now the one thing that strikes as weird to me is how do you.

Call all these snakes? Do you have to gas them?

Oh, I imagine you just strangle them, you fight them with their own.

I feel like that's got to be an issue. Yeah. Like, how do we go in?

You get the guy with the big hands.

Oh, yeah. The psychopath shows up. I'm just so glad that there's something.

Roberto Duran.

It's just so nice to have something legal to do. It's nice to have a job that the government can know.

Yeah.

Like, that's all he does is fucking strangle snake or punch him to death.

Do you remember?

Slam them like a fucking old belt. You got a snap. You got a snap.

I think gassing them, probably. I don't know. I don't want to eat anything that was gassed.

Yeah, probably not.

Probably not good, right?

Probably shouldn't pull their brains out one by one.

No. It seems like it'd be difficult.

Put your backs against the wall. The best part is the snake is all back.

Which way is the back?

Which way is different? Face the wall, you dirty snake. Face the wall. We really eradicate you.

Yeah, I think they have to kill him with hammers. Yeah, but, uh.

What?

Yeah, you have to bash their heads in.

I thought that was a bit. You have to kill these snakes with hammers.

Yeah.

So in order to get the supposedly fucking sustainable meat, there has to be a psychopath that has to go out to a field with snakes.

No more pink rivers of pigs.

Now I got the guy with the snake hammer that I can't put back in the fucking hold. Now I got the guy who's so used to killing thousands of snakes with a hammer, he's ungovernable.

Talk about heat. That's who needs the release, not the guys fucking the animals. They feel like kill someone, just let a bash a bunch of snakes heads in with hammers. You don't think.

You don't think this is gonna be like seal team six where you're gonna train them, do all this shit, and then he's not gonna know when to stop because, you know those guys.

There's enough snakes. You'll be busy.

After you kill Salma bin Laden. Are you allowed to kill anything you want?

I guess.

Side stories lpotl@gmail.com are they allowed to kill Americans?

Just if they're ordered to.

Right?

If they're ordered to kill an american there.

But I don't think they're supposed to. Technically, they're not supposed to come against us.

I don't think. I don't know. I mean, if you're using SEAL team six for something, I feel like that's past my grasp and I imagine I. They would kill any of us if they had the chance.

SEAL team six would be good with this snake. Team six.

Team six.

That would be fun as hell.

Yeah, absolutely. But I want to try this. I think it's no one. What? We don't really eat that many carnivores, and so I find that to be something that might be weird here.

They're gross.

We have alligator tail with your largest.

They're largely. We don't find them palatable as a species.

Well, fish. We eat fish. Fish eat fish.

But, yeah, that's like. Not like a. Like a lion.

Yeah. No.

You know, lion meat is not supposed to be very good.

Yeah. Dog meats, not very good.

Not necessarily. No.

Yeah, no.

Unless you raise them for me.

Yeah.

Cats. Yeah. They're historically extremely bad for me because of the parasites that cats carry.

Dolphins you can't eat because all the mercury.

But honestly, I still feel like we need to take care of them because they're the ones are our real competition.

What do you mean? With who?

Dolphins with us.

What do you mean? There are competition?

They got thumbs now.

No, they don't have thumbs.

Yes, they do. Look it up, Rob.

Who has. Dolphins have thumbs?

Yeah. They had a dolphin shot with the saw. A thumb show up on a dolphin. And my first thing is, you need to shoot that thing in the fucking head.

Oh, he's got a deformed fin.

That's a thumb.

That's not a thumb.

That's a baby. Beginners thumb.

If he was holding something, I would be. You know, he's still like, can only if you play him in rock, paper, scissor.

He could still only throw paper without trigger discipline. That dolphin is as dangerous as Alec Baldwin.

I mean. Yeah. I'm always got two thumbs.

Yep.

Wow.

See, that's fucking bad, dude.

I think he's just deformed.

No, but it's got two thumbs. It would be different if it was on both. If it was on one, then you'd say, it's deformed. That's bad. It's got thumbs. It shouldn't have thumbs.

I think he is a deformed dolphin. As soon as I see a second dolphin with thumbs, I'll start getting more worried.

If there is more than one dolphin. But you agree if we see a second dolphin with thumbs, we shoot it in the head.

Why?

Because it can't.

It's beautiful.

No, it's not. It's not. It's plotting.

We could train dolphins. We train them to fucking take our jobs.

They thought they could train Adolf Hitler. Who? The nazis he create.

What are you talking about? He's trying to piss me off.

They said that he could train him. They thought that they could control it off Hitler too. All right. They thought that they could. They thought he was a boob.

This guy.

Look at.

He's smiling.

Yeah, he's smiling cuz he knows he's got the fucking. He could technically pleasure our wives.

I don't know if they'll have a good time.

Yeah, it'd be sharp. Yeah, the thumb is sharp.

You know, they don't want to have sex with our wives. You can just ask them. You really do have sex. My wife. To make.

You throw her in there. Yeah, they'll be super fucking.

They do have sex with humans. They do.

We know.

Yeah, we know about that. We've seen the videos. We really have. I like the dolphins.

Good.

Yeah. I think we keep them around. If they get thumbs, we put on the work.

We just fishermen. If I was a dolphin, you try to get me to go have a job, I'd be like, they don't know.

Dolphins love a purpose. Like a dog. You put a backpack on a dog, it's having a much better day.

The dog doesn't understand. A dolphin knows it's getting worked.

Fucking guns on the side. They have dolphin military.

We do. We do have some with sensors. And we strap bombs to them and stuff. Yeah. Which is cool. That I think is cool. And if I was one of those, I think that would be cool. But you know what isn't cool, which is sad?

What?

One being one of the most athletic, powerful creatures in the jungle. But still being overweight.

But dolphins.

No, this other story.

Oh, yes. Well, they're not. He's not in the jungle. We love this guy.

This story is so. I'm actually inspired by this story. Because I've never heard of it being like this. But it's. It's a wonderful animal story. This goes a chinese zoo. Now, this is the pen Sihua Park Zoo.

Where is the.

Nailed it. Nailed it.

Panzer Huawei Pence Hewa Park Zoo in.

The China Sichuan province. This. There's this new leopard. China's. They called him Officer Klauhauser.

Because of zootopia.

Because zootopia. And it is a very fat leopard.

He's so cute now.

The leopard's very, very cute.

I really want to like, just spoon with this leopard.

It's 16 years old. Um, which means it's been between 60 and 70 human years, so. Almost time for it to be president.

Yeah.

The zoo's assurances that the sea, the leopard was fat, but healthy. Right. Because it's extremely overweight. And I think that's what's really interesting is they tried to make it lose weight and it won't.

Yeah. No refuse.

Put it on a strict diet. It's not losing any weight. It's just fat. It adjusted its feeding schedule, but they didn't know it could just get fat.

He's so cute.

All he knows is that it's. He looks that he's got a dad bod.

Oh, he's got more than a dad.

And he's allowed to have it. But they're saying that they can't do it because they're saying right now they're just gonna wait a month till he dies.

Yeah, they don't care.

He's 23 years old. 23 is the average age that leopards live to.

He's probably the happiest leopard in that zoo.

He looks happy. He looks like. I sometimes think that fat animals aren't necessarily happy because I know that it's physically uncomfortable for them.

It's physically uncomfortable for me. I'm in a great mood all the time.

I know, but you also. I've seen you go like, my knees, my leg, like, you know, it does happen. It hurts.

It hurts to be happy.

Yeah, of course. It's like. Like how I feel. It's like, you know, if you had.

A tailor be big, if you had.

A tail, it'd be wagon.

Oh, for sure.

But you're, you know. But you're still like.

Breathing heavy.

Yeah, breathing heavy.

Yeah. Rob does a lot of good work on the set.

He really does. He does. We have a Gandolfini like filter that cuts out the heavy breathing. Have you ever seen the last movie he did with Julia Louise Dreyfus? Yeah.

He just kept breathing. It was love.

You just hear him breathing the entire time. Not good. But I hope for more for this leopard.

Yes.

I want them to be.

Or at least go out like Gandolfini.

Yeah, dude. Fucking bunch of fried prawns. Look that up again. I think we've done this multiple times.

I mean, yeah, his kid was there. Lots of booze.

Guess his acting spirit didn't jump into him.

No, certainly not. Certainly not.

No, cuz he really didn't. Yeah. Piles of flight food. Oh, yeah, the final blowout meal. Always. Look at that. Love this fucking.

I say, read it to me, baby. Fucking foie gras.

Yeah, dude.

For rum shots, two beers, coladas. It's not really that much.

Oh, everything Gandalfini order was fried, according to the waiter. Yeah, you fuck. It you don't know what's good, dude.

Mmm. This doesn't say I expected it to be bigger.

Yeah, more.

To be honest with you.

I think he had. Yeah, they had shots. It was mostly used because they had all the fried prawns.

Yeah, I think there is a good chance.

Yeah, I hope so, man. I want to go like that, too. I want to just not wake up.

I just want to do it like when I'm 60, though, instead of 50 like you did.

Yeah, I want to get to 80, but I just want to not wake up in that way where you just, like, have a big, awesome, crazy meal and just kind of die of smiling sleep. But I feel like it's not going to go like that. I feel like I'm just going to be screaming a lot.

Apparently he was a madman.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. There was like a whole doc about how much of a madman he is and they decided not to release it.

No. Survivor said he was incredible. Yeah, he's incredible.

Well, no, he was great to the cast and he was very sweet and kind, but he would, like, go missing for days.

Yeah, he's a fun guy. Yeah, yeah, he's a fun guy. Old school fun guy. He's had his own schedule, man.

Yeah.

He's fucking Tony Soprano.

He would give the. And he would give all the actors cash.

Crazy, crazy bonuses. Yeah, he told me, Cervanto told me a couple of stories. Like, he showed me some the shit he got from Gannofino, Phoenix, Gray.

Yeah. I love that shit. Oh, man. All right, well, you would get some, some mail.

Now, one thing I thought was interesting was that I got a lot of people mentioning the fact that when you do time travel, the earth would also continue to spin.

Interesting.

And how, like, probably in move and that. One of the biggest fallacies of time travel films and any sort of time travel media is that where would the earth then be when you move into another space? If the source is localized, if, like, let's say you move in and let's say the time machine is in a static period of your space time point, right. Then that means it's gonna stay there. So the time increases, but then everything else moves except for that static point.

That static point is more attached to outer space. Or better, it is like actually on Earth.

Well, it's attached to you and your time.

Yeah.

Versus everything else. So now all of a sudden, you're. Yes, you are the same time and the space is in the same time, but the location itself has moved because of time. Even if you try that's why space time is his own specific memory, like measurement. Right. Because it's the amount of movable space.

Yeah.

Right. That's where you're in.

Well, isn't the universe always expanding?

That's all. We don't know.

But I've heard that.

We've heard a lot of things. Okay, we've heard a lot of shit. But we said that. They've said that the. There's one idea that we're doing a grand sort of accordion like thing, that we are constantly expanding. We may contract. There's some people. They're saying that we're conspanning. There's some expanding and we never will stop, we will never contract. There's some people saying that we're contracting. There's some people saying that we don't even. That the universe doesn't work like that. That we're budding against other universes and we're seeing. That's why universes, population, that's like one of those weird things. Also, maybe this idea that our localized version of time doesn't really exist and we are currently in a. Another realm, like, you know, that then we're in the simulation theory.

Yeah.

Lot of different ways, but the universe.

I mean, it feels like it has to always be expanding.

That's we. That is there. There is rationale. Yeah. To say that.

Because otherwise it's just endless. Everything.

Or there never. Or there. And never was ever an end to anything.

Yeah.

And it's always been this way because technically the big Bang theory is also a theory.

But then why is it banging?

Because go did it.

No, God's made a fault.

God made a big fought. So is unless gods are an alien from another species made us.

See, that's my problem with God is are you telling me that God is in charge of earth and all the other planets or do we got our own God and he like, has like a meeting with other gods for other planets?

You're stumbling upon a whole world of theology and philosophy.

Yeah, and like, like it does the God for Pluto. He's got nothing to do.

Nothing to do.

He's just all day long picking his ass to fucking fuck all Jack dick.

Yeah, but you know what? Just having this conversation makes me hard as Christ on the goddamn cross.

You love it.

God, I love this because it's important to really look at the facts of our reality and how there aren't any.

Yeah. No, there really is.

We know absolutely zero. Because one of the worst parts about trying to have a quote unquote objective piece of information is separating our own consciousness from learning it.

Yeah.

And how deep can you look into your own consciousness?

That's why I don't leave Burbank.

Fuck yeah, dude. Dancer Eddie's question. Diapers do, in fact, conceal erections.

Oh, thank God.

You know, so we don't worry. Our eighties are saved.

Yeah.

We won't get canceled in the nursing home. The adult diapers cover a lot of real estate and have a generous stretch, so leakage is minimized.

Thank you.

So really great. So you really can kind of tough it out there so you don't have to bust through.

Mm hmm.

You can just put it through the little material. So put it. The little tape hole and fuck that way.

Yeah.

Especially for some reason, medically, you no longer have a butthole.

It happens.

It happens. All right, now this is.

Where do you want to move on to?

Oh, God, I just want to move on past my life. But I have to read these emails.

The dick biting one.

No, the reason why I'm even doing this is because the Armin Mavis series got such a great response, and that.

Last episode was really disgusting.

Yes. And. But this is worse because we got bad emails. But I love. I love our people.

See, I don't find this worse than what Armin and Bernard did.

Yes, of course. No, no. This is. This is literally nothing could be worse than what they did.

Yeah.

So this is just. This is less worse. Um. My ex fiance enjoyed having his dick bitten during blowjobs. When we first got together, I thought it was crazy, but I wasn't opposed to triangle it. What woman fucking would?

I thought.

You want me to bite it?

All right, I think these are two dudes.

Um.

Wow.

At first, I kind of bit softly. Um, it's. Why is it more understandable? Um. Uh, at first, I kind of bit a bit softly, and he told me it wasn't hard enough. And that's how I learned how resilient the human dick is. I chomped on that thing hard through the course of our multi year relationship. And every time I was surprised I hadn't drawn blood.

One time he did tell me it.

Was too hard, and I felt the sense of accomplishment.

Yeah.

As the fighter, it was more fun to do it when it was hard than soft. When it's hard. Yeah.

Yeah.

Even I could see the fun of that.

Yeah.

I've chewed on many dildos.

Yeah. It's like a slim Jim or chewing gum. Oh, yeah.

When it's hard, it's kind of like chewing on a really thick rubber band. Yeah, sure. Soft is exactly what you'd imagine biting a soft dick is like.

I feel like you would have. You would have a chance of hurting your teeth when it's a soft one.

Oh, yeah. You can definitely crack your front teeth together. Knowing how hard I would be biting down on a thing, I would be truly terrified. If someone was able to rip off a dick with just their mouth, I would be really horrified. And after the relationship ended, I dumped him after he got mad and threw my cat. When I hooked up with guys, I had to consciously stop myself from biting their dicks, because at that point, it was just muscle memory. Now I'm married, and my husband doesn't even like oral that much. It's wild to me that I went from biting into a cock multiple times a week to hardly ever having one in my mouth. But, hey, that's life. That's life. Hey, man, tell me you don't know where you're gonna be in a year. I tell you that. You never know, because next year, guess what you might be doing. Chomping on a pussy.

Chomping, chomping. Now, they were a fiance. That's nice. That's nice. Imagine that you're about to marry someone, and then they fucking throw your cat. I'd be furious.

I'd be pretty mad. How long you've been biting my dick?

Well, they were required to bite the dick.

Cheers for bite my dick all the time.

Yeah, we got a penis.

Do I have to do this? Do I have to do this?

No, you don't have to do anything. We would just go home. You're the boss.

I feel that because this is several.

Paragraphs describing random dick facts.

Well, it's all about comparing horse sticks. This is like an equine, equine surgeon talking about how similar horse sticks are to human dicks and how cut them off. Surgeries on the.

You got to cut horse sticks off. What do you even use for that? Like a table saw, hedge clippers? Yeah.

Something big. And you know what? There's nothing I like more than the fact that you sat and wrote this email out.

Mm hmm.

And, you know, I'm gonna come here. I'm gonna come back around to it.

Okay.

I feel if we give ourselves a little bit of a break on some of this material.

Yeah.

Because it's really just about how penises are tubes filled with blood.

Yeah.

It's all.

Which we know.

Oh, I know.

Yeah. Fill the blood.

And I feel like biting. It's enough.

Yeah, biting's enough.

Yeah. Really? Really, honestly. And I just want to say thank you, guys.

Thank you.

Because without your energy here, we'd be lost, you know? Well, they every day known for a fact the audience knows more than me, and I love it. I want to know more than me and tell me stuff so I can laugh about blood filled, spongy tissue inside of horses that need to be cut open again and again and again and flayed open again and again and again. And then I guess you just get to live with that as an equine surgeon and. But you know what? I got to tell you, man, fucking keep your, keep smiling, keep shining, knowing you can always count on me. Bo show I like.

Just walk away. Renee, buddy, we missed the four tops. We follow you back home.

Go to patreon.com. podcast on the left.

Gone. Not the same.

Twitch TV, LPN TV. Come and see us do this inside stories live. We will be covering the four tops, the entire greatest, the greatest hits collection at our side. Stories live.

We will be doing Chicago, baby.

We're coming out. Last podcast combined. Tickets to see us yelling and screaming at you. It's gonna be great. We really are. This has been a little fun, Indy.

There's been a lot of fun.

You want to leave them with anything?

Listen to the brighter side. I feel like amber and I really hit a groove. It's real nice.

Oh. Oh, yes.

And what's it tell us about good put?

Also, just so you know, the original nine episodes of the good podcast, for some reason that we put together during COVID are now bumped to the top of our Patreon on patreon.com. last podcast on the left. Nice. So that you could get yourself ready for the fact that good put is coming back. We got our streams coming back on Twitch this week on Thursday. That's tomorrow. Yep. We're doing that at 06:00 that's coming out. And then the good podcast will be arriving as well, with. It's got. It's got hot puds and even hotter topics. Mmm. Talking about rising fascism.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Good put.

Oh, yeah.

Talk about what would be Hitler's favorite, favorite pudding.

Oh, jewish caca. I like that. Poo poo.

Well, no, he hated them. He didn't want. He wouldn't eat their shit.

Oh, no. But he would. Here's a fun fact. He would choose a lady of the jewish persuasion to come into his offices, and then she would piss in shit in front of him. Yeah, like that.

Yeah. Really?

Yep. Weird guy, right?

He seems off. Yeah.