Transcript of Zach just spilled the juicy deets about him and Jess...

Jess and I, we matched on a little app called hinge. We didn't, didn't we? And, you know, at first we thought it was a joke. We're just throwing how you doings? Back and forth and oh, you find any love on here? And then one night, I don't know if she was drinking, but she was, she hits me up and says, are you up? Are you dead? You know, I didn't want to be disrespectful to the friend group, to you. I know this, I don't give a. So she comes over and dead sober. I had not been drinking. And one thing leads to another and like a mechanic, I popped that clitoral hood and this is all fake. What did you think about my size? Yeah, my size is right. It was all right. I thought we had a decent time. So this is real? Yeah, we just wanted to wait to come out in the podcast. Deadass.