Transcript of Jared's definition of a dock is the best thing ever

You're fucking lying. I know you are. Every guy knows this. I really don't know what that is.

What's a dock? What does docking mean?

Okay, docking- Sounds like it's a slur, and I'm not supposed to say. No, docking- No, this is a slur.

You bleep it. Is when a circumcised and an uncircumcised guy go head to head, and then you put the foreskin over the uncircumcised.

Don't you dare act like I knew what that was. I didn't know what that is. I don't care what you do on Tuesdays, but I'm not included.

There's no way no one's ever.