Transcript of Zach is QUICK with the jokes 😂

Is your dick skinny or thick?

I would say it's in between. I really would. That gives nothing. I really would. I don't think you would get confused with a Coke can and want to open it for a sweet, sweet drink. But I also don't think you'd be like, I can't wait to take my SET test with this number two. How does that feel about you?

It feels like I'm still confused on what situation you have going on because you have lots of charm. But I'm like, I hated that. But I'm like, does the charm match the dick? Because that's when it fucking sucks, when a guy has so much charm and then you get in bed with him and you're like, oh, God.

We know it's essentially going to be down there. Either going to have a tucked in jellyfish or it's going to be coming out. And either way, it's going to shock you. You know?