Transcript of We’re Giving Up On Dating! | Dropouts #245

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Yeah, I'll believe it when I try it immediately right now. Wait, you got ghosted this week because you're not lovable.

I don't know. What was it? Not lovable, fat, ugly.

All the things that you say to them.

What was the last message you sent her?

Are you free next week? She was like, Oh, yeah, I'd love to do this. I was like, Yeah, perfect. When are you free? And then I just haven't heard from her.

Did you follow up, though? I guess what is the persistence level that you would want, though? Say you had... You didn't get back to a guy. You're like, Oh, maybe I don't want to go on a date. If they hit you up again, would you see that as gross and disgusting?

I just need communication and telling somebody that I'm either interested or not interested.

You're getting fired up about this.

Why does this sound like you two were the ones messaging?

I got ghosted and so did he, so it's not us messaging.

You're handsome. What are you worried about?

Yeah, I know.

I have a dick hole.

I have the perfect hair. Do you want me to take a picture of this thing? No, it's fine. I can use a selfie cam. They are tiny. They're going to be going over my head, bro.

Yes, they are. If they fit over Zack's head, they're going to fit over yours.

It's the same one.

Do you have a lot of self You have some confidence issues?

No, that's really loud, though. Oh, I don't think I like that. I'm going to keep those there. Is that going to interfere with it?

No.

Do I have self-confidence issues? No. I used to be curby, though, so maybe that's where it comes from.

Did you really?

Yeah. No way. No, genuinely.

What's curvy to you?

What's curvy? What's curvy? Mate, I was curvy, bro. I know you can't say curvid on things because you get demonetized, but during that pandemic time, it was bad, bro. I was eating, playing Xbox.

Two hundred and six. Yeah, it sounds like Skyler.

What you were like. 260. 260.

You weren't that. There's no way you were that.

I was big. I would show you a photo, but they'll be pissed that we can't put it on screen. There's no fucking way that's going to be.

It's not bad. We'll have to see it later.

What's up, guys? Welcome to episode 245 of a podcast, Snowballs Hasn't Reached Bottom of the Hill Yet, Baby. That's what I say. Oh, guys, just end it. It sucks.

Why do you have Andy's accent?

That's the thing. That's what he's been saying. It's an empathy mechanism. So whenever someone near me, I parade around their accent, and I adopt it. What are you What are you doing? Don't get skydives.

Sky is doing sign language.

I'm asking if we can turn these down. This is loud as fuck.

That's why I took them off.

Sorry. Mine's not very loud.

Mine's so loud.

Wait, Andy, maybe try it now just to see what it feels like.

Just to try now. Put that on do not disturb, just so...

Yeah, it makes sense. You don't want the baby girl being like, Where are you at?

I know, right? She's on a plane. She'll be all right.

Well, not in today's society.

Don't do that, dude.

How is that?

Is it better? Hello. Hello. Hello. Yeah. It just feels a bit dystopian, though. I get it. Do I need him on?

No, you don't need them all.

This should be the whole podcast.

All right, my bad. No, you guys were for the podcast started, you guys were talking about...

Oh, weak stomachs?

Yeah. Well, Skyla The time in my life where I've seen you the most feeble is near a trash can.

I'm really bad with smells and old food. And we were talking about... When it comes to Tupperware, if there's If there's a pot or something that someone's made a casserole in and it stays in the fridge three days too long, I throw it away. That's privileged.

You just throw the whole thing away.

Tupperware and everything, it goes in the trash. I'll tell, for instance, my sister got so mad at me because we were living together at the time, and she had this... It was like a... Almost not China, but some pass down from my grandmother that had passed, and she had made something in it and left it in the fridge for a month, maybe. I opened it, I was like, No, fuck that. Threw the whole thing in the trash.

You threw the fine China away?

It was like glass pyrex. I don't know what the fuck it was. Something that she gave her. Threw it away. It started World War III, but I was like, Kayla, listen. I can't. You got to clean.

It was gross. But when you're thinking of the memories of your grandmother. They're up there.

Why couldn't you just tell-I don't see it in the nasty smelly shit.

But you were living with her. Why didn't you just be like, Kayla, you got to clean this.

It was like the last day we had to move out, she was gone doing something. I was like, I've got it.

What angers me in Anderson, I don't know if you can relate to this, is obviously you're one of my better friends, one of the people that knows my heart the most, I think. And if I ever, and I have tried to leave this Earth before, well, if I was ever to try to leave this Earth, I would include you in the will. And before this conversation, I would have left you some Tupperware.

You can leave the Tupperware, and I'll keep it in shape, pristine.

It's just not going to have food and shit in it. Oh, no.

I'll use it the food accordingly.

No, Tupperware is just discussed in any way, though. Tupperware is gross. It's a one-use only. No, it's not. No, It is. A Tupperware is, and I get it plastic, save the world, whatever. But when you pour shit away and there's a red-residue. It changes the-No matter how much you scrub it, it never got. Also, one thing, and just, I'm sorry if my mom's watching this, I'm not trying to out you, but I feel so bad now. Long story short, if you have Tupperware, no matter how much you clean it, bro, it stinks a shit. No matter how much you scrub it, you put it in a gishwash.

I think you just grew up in a family that didn't own soap. I think you're just bad at washing dishes.

It's not. And also, and it's, bro, the wide angle is going to catch this. All right. Sorry, I'll do that.

You can sit however you like.

No power stance. I like to see that heterosexuality was still beaten into you, and to such a point where it's like, we can't cross I like. I know. Off-chance, LSE is this? You're out.

I know. But I mean, I'm wearing white jeans.

I think that's-It's a what? It's not after a labor day. It's a June activity?

Yeah, it is, isn't it? They're not skinny jeans, though.

No, you have It's a good style today.

It is a nice style. I looked at the pants when you walked down. I was like, Oh, those are nice pants. I like those.

But Europeans, in general, feel like the homosexuals of the heterosexual race? Yes. How do you feel about that?

But not specifically. I don't think London. I think France.

In France?

Yeah, they're more-Is it just because they take care of themselves better?

France?

Well, they just come across as more presentable? They chain smoke.

They're more of a Capri Nation. And then so are you, Jared, apparently.

Yeah, you're taking risks. I know.

I got socks on. There's just no shows.

No, for audio listeners, Jared's wearing pants. It looks like you come from a family that couldn't afford ones that fit. I'm just wondering, what was the stylistic choice to show the most leg hair I've ever seen in my life?

I don't know. I like it. It's starting to get hot in LA again. I was concerned about my leg sweat, but now they're nice and breathable.

Because if I saw you from the knees down, I would think maybe a different ethnicity.

Really?

Yeah. Yeah.

I have that much leg hair?

Eastern European.

It's a lot to have a small sock, I feel.

I am 0. 1% Peninsula Arab. Maybe this is where it shows.

I don't like it. I'll be the first to say it.

What words can you say then?

I don't think 0. 1% gives me a lot, if I'm being honest.

Did your family help build the pyramids or not?

Maybe. Is that part of the peninsula? What is Peninsula Arab?

I don't know, but you keep I feel like you're saying peninsula wrong.

Well, it's peninsula. Peninsula.

Okay. Peninsula Arab. Where would that be? That would have to be...

Alyssa, can you look that up?

Can you look up? No, please not. God bless, please not. You got some hot takes you want to get through?

Wait, can I have some intro music?

Oh, yeah, I'm good.

No, hit it.

We actually did. Oh, you've got no idea.

You can't hear the headphones.

That's why we do it.

Wait, real fast.

Before we do the hot takes, what were you going to say? Before we started, was the story your mom's? No, no.

And I also feel so bad. And I'm not happy with where we left that. I'm not happy that we left it at, I don't have soap. It was the cleanest house. I could eat my dinner off the floor, bro. So shout out, mom, for that. But anywhere I went, bro, even mugs, I could grab a mug from your cabinet right now, smell it, it would smell bad.

Why do you assume that?

Not judging you. Wait, can we do a test? It's not an That's an assumption. If we grab a mug, or no, grab a bowl.

Oh, fuck. You don't want to grab our bowls.

You got Tupperware, bring one of those.

We have a whole drawer full of Tupperware. It doesn't smell.

Grab a good one, dude.

Don't It doesn't matter. A professional cleaner wouldn't be able to sort it out, mate. And bro, it's a universal thing. If you put juice in one of your water bottles, no matter how many times you wash it, that water bottle will have an underlying taste of orange juice, bro.

Are you a supertaster? I've never fucking witnessed this.

No, there's just a twinge of filling a bottle and...

Oh, mate. No, bro. I He doesn't like the way this one looks.

Look, what is that, bro?

What is that?

Why would you grab the worst one? You got our third-world country Tupperware. Let me smell that one.

It smells like plastic.

It's actually not so bad.

It looks horrible. I'll give you that.

That's not bad.

That's a good... Smell the bowl. Nothing wrong with that.

The bowl's all right.

See, it just disproved everything.

But all right, okay, fine. Everything's disproved, but Bro, but that, I ain't got to say shit, mate.

That speaks for itself.

That's what I love about Tupperware. It gives you memories of recipes past. It's like, oh, I remember when I had that meal with that beautiful lady.

Out of the Tupperware box? Yeah. Wow. Well, actually, you're talking about weak stomachs and Tupperware. This is on the... You were feeling sick about Tupperware. Yeah. Right. I saw a video on TikTok. This is what, mate, and it makes me feel sick thinking about it. And maybe I'm a dick. Maybe I'm a dickhead because, bro, video comes on my full U-Page, right? He goes, Today is... Oh, fuck.

I shouldn't do this.

No, you've already started.

Don't edge us off here. All right, fine. So the girl, and so sweet. She sat there and she's like, This day is such a sad day, and I'm like, Oh, no. What's happening? She's like, I have to move out of my house that my husband died in. It's like, Okay, this is really sad, bro. But she's moving from state to state. Two million likes are sad, and she's like, this means that I have to empty my freezer. Oh, my God. Two years ago, on his last day of being alive, which is actually, why did you make the poor guy cook on his last minute?

How did he pass away?

I don't know. He knew he was going, so he must have been bad. It must have been like, you know what I mean? If I was bed bound, couldn't walk, last thing I want to do is-He was doing chemo, making quinoa? No, curry. Worst. I love curry, by the way, but just not when it's been in a freezer for two years.

It's not that bad. I mean, I probably wouldn't eat it.

Two years, it had been in the freezer. Someone I go, I'm going to go back, check out, and I've been in the freezer, right? So she goes, This is it. I got to get it out. And I'm going to eat it, right? Oh my God. Gets it out of the freezer, bro. And fucking melts it a bit, puts it in a saucepan. And I'm thinking, what is it that she's frozen, maybe chicken tenders that he's made fresh or something. It's curry, bro. And it's arguably the worst thing to eat that's just been sat in a freezer for two years, cooks it. And I'm like, no way. Two million people have like this. Like, oh, fuck. I don't want to open the comments. Open the comments, bro. This is so sweet. I did this with my nan's fucking casserole. Everyone's on her side, and I'm so love to the girl. She's going I'm not good at it, but fuck me, mate. Chunky, lumpish.

Here's the thing. I think the bigger problem there is I don't think the curry, it was good to begin with because I don't know how you season stuff properly when you're terminally ill.

Because you don't have strong wrist.

How does that affect reasoning at all?

Or your wrists are so feeble, you're almost putting maybe too much in because it could fall over.

It's a dice roll. You're thinking about death. You're not thinking about, Oh, I got to make the best curry here.

It's probably average curry. If it's his last day alive, then he probably is thinking. He's like, I'm going to leave this for my wife. This has to be the best meal I've ever made.

Just by the way you told the story, it's definitely a brain tumor this guy had. But what I'm thinking, he didn't have the mental capacity to be one, two, and three in this dish anyway. He couldn't I don't follow the instructions. This was slop. There's no love in it, honestly.

She was crying.

Yeah, there's a lot of love in it.

No, no, dude, this guy's selfish.

My great grandma, she used to make teacakes back in the day, which are like, they're not very good. They're like dry I think it was like a cake, almost like some powdery thing on top. Not very good. But we used to eat them all the time because she would make them all the time. Before she passed, we froze a bunch of them. And I think I had one, you're going to hate this, probably like 10 years after the fact.

Ten years?

That's one thing also I've never understood. When you cook something, have you got any food? Have you got any food? And you open your freezer and there's like, I don't know, chicken nuggets in there from seven months ago. It's like, oh, it's fine. And it's like, oh, seven months old. It's fine. It's been in the freezer. Well, that's true. It freezes. I don't think that's true. I think there's a date. No matter what, you freeze. There's just no way.

I went out with Anderson the other night. It was the first time I think he's ever been to an Asian restaurant in his life. There was a popcorn shrimp, which is just fried shrimp. Apparently, even though your brother has a successful cooking channel, never had shrimp in your entire life, which is... Don't look at me like...

Yeah, of course, it happened. No. Why Why would I want a shrimp? I don't understand why you'd opt for a shrimp. We're not in a third-world country, bro. They're delicious. You can get chicken nuggets. Why would you not want chicken instead of a fucking shrimp?

More protein with shrimp.

Is that shrimp?

I don't know if that's true.

At this point, you're just dishing out bovons, bro. I think that's true, actually.

Look that up.

There's no way that's true.

One shrimp and one chicken nugget. No, no, no.

But per-Chicken has slightly more protein than shrimp.

So no point. No fucking point. That's why I've not had a shrimp.

They're delicious, though.

No, it's a mental thing.

You should have seen his face.

It was a fried shrimp he had?

Yeah, it was a good fried shrimp.

With like, spicy mayo on top or something.

I didn't get any of that. Yeah. No, it was an Asian fusion place, and they just kept on bringing dishes. It was a family style type situation. Everything they brought out. That face says gross, but it was delicious. Was that the first time you've had sushi? Did you have any sushi?

Of course, I didn't have sushi, man. I didn't have a fried chicken nugget-style shrimp, bro. What makes you think I'm having raw fucking fish, bro?

Yeah, I don't like the texture of sushi, but I did have ahi tuna last night for the first time. Not bad.

Look at him. He hates you there. It wasn't that bad.

I wanted to bring this up. When you guys were recording the lunch table, you said to Courtney B that there's nothing on a menu that scares you, and I wanted to pipe up so bad and just call it bullshit.

Everything on a menu scares you.

Yeah.

No. You can't even look at sour cream.

God forbid, someone orders nachos.

No need.

Okay, but if-Yoghurt. Yeah. What?

Yogurt. People here, you know how when you got me for the shrimp chicken? You just fucked yourself because that's not right.

That took away your shrimp point.

Yeah, my bad. Sorry, carry on.

Yogurt. Greek yogurt, no?

No. Yeah, exactly.

I don't like white dairy-related.

Okay, but Do you have to have somebody, if you're cooking with sour cream, yogurt, whatever, do you have to have somebody put it in a bowl, someone else put a bowl because you can't do it?

No, because I wouldn't eat it. I wouldn't cook with it. I would never cook. I don't I think if you, I don't know, if you tiptoed yourself into the sour cream world, I think-I've tried tiptoeing.

No, I get it. I was the same way. I've spoken about this to Nassim, but I used to not be a blue cheese guy. It scared me. It really did. But then I saw scholars. I saw people of Granger- You didn't see scholars?

You saw drugs in-No, they get ranch.

Drunk people love... No, drunk people... Ranch is heroin to drunk people.

I'll testify to that. He's right on that. Dégueul.

No, you're wrong there.

I'm on the road.

This is the thing. This is the same thing as our cream.

No, it's not. I thought you didn't like dairy. That's a fucking... You like ranch and blue cheese. No, you've lost me, man. And I really was vibing with it. I was that pissy It drives me off when it's like, Oh, I don't have dairy. And I'm like, Hey, I found someone that... My guy. But I eat ranch and I eat pizza with cheese on it. And I eat...

Oh, yeah. Pizza with cheese.

No, I don't eat cheese.

I don't like dairy in liquid form. I don't eat cheese, man.

I don't eat cheese.

Okay, well, you're Have you ever had white queso at a Mexican restaurant? No. That's revolutionary.

Wait, wait, wait.

A grilled cheese? No cheese. I will not go near cheese. I fucking hate Cheetos. I hate carbonara.

Oh, wait, wait. This is what I hear. So in my office, I'm just typing away working, and I got Bimbo wanted to just in an argument about Cheeto dust.

Okay, we were sitting like this. We were sitting on a couch, and I had a bag of baked Cheetos. And I ate one. I was like, Oh, you want one? He was like, No, mate, that's fucking disgusting. And I was like, it's not- Is he Scottish? Yeah, I don't know. I was like, No, dude, it's good. It's Cheetos. And he goes, No, no, no. He's like, The smell of it's horrible. I'm like, No, it's not bad. I let him smell it. He physically got up and slid down from me. And then I was like, And then the cheese dust. And I'm like, There's no cheese dust. He goes, That's what they want you to think.

No, no. That's what pissed me off as well. He's eating white cheddar edition, right? White cheddar edition. So he's eating them like this. The same shit as the normal ones. He's like, like this, covered in fucking dust. And then he's gone like that. And then he's like, Oh. And I'm like, yeah, orange fingers. He's like, no, look, nothing orange. And I was like, yeah, because you've been fooled. There's no shit on there. It's just a white cheddar edition. And then I see him and I watched you. I watched you.

Big cheese isn't trying to fool anybody.

And I saw you because you don't see it on your hand. Then I watched him because I was like, I'm going to see what he does here. And it's like, he's the subtle white on the jeans.

Oh, bro. That was just more for-Zack, how do you like to obtain your protein?

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That's the deal breaker?

No, that was like a breath of fresh air with her.

Does she eat cheese?

No.

How? Oh, my God. You found the one.

Yeah, bro. No.

That's crazy.

No, it's not. And bro, I could go on because I've never had cheese. My whole life, my brother's got a video of me crying when I was about eight years old, him force-feeding me a slice of pizza.

No pizza.

No, none of it. But I've got so many- Then I can't believe you were ever curvy. Yeah, what were you eating? Bro, are you kidding me? There's a life without cheese, French fries, chicken nuggets.

What do you zip these things in?

I used to have ketchup, and then now I'm more of a garlic aoli guy.

Gallic aoli is not that far from Ranch.

Garlic caoli is not that far from Ranch. Yes, it is because olive oil mixed with a squeeze of lemon, mate, blend it up.

There's mayonnaise in there.

Yeah, exactly. There's no dairy in there. That's just the name.

But it's just close. But Ranch is just mayonnaise, dill, and a splash of milk.

No, it's a large splash of milk, bro.

I got confused. I heard this.

What are you mad about? What?

Never heard you do that in your life.

What was that?

Good thing we know you got a bark on you.

Or are you protecting?

Goodbye. Wait, I don't know. Did you hear what I did this when you all were at the wedding? Did they tell you what I got up to with these?

Oh, yeah.

Did I tell you about that? Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. We landed in New York. We get a text from Skyler because he's here by himself. All our cars are outside, whatever. We get a text from him. All of our cars are listed on Craigslist.

Hold on. That was funny. That's a good business He said Venmo me $20 or the cars get it. And then I'm trying to find your- Did you get it?

Did you get the $20?

No. He gave us a time limit. He said, In an hour, if you don't Venmo me money-I'm having to run around.

I'm driving Jared's car back from the airport. I had to go get a list I'm like, I'm like, Dude, if they're not going to... We got to pay the piper here. If I'm protecting the cars.

I asked you to give me gas the very last day, and I said, I'd Venmo you. So that had nothing to do with it.

And I was like, 20 bucks. I just wanted 20 bucks. It's like, you park your car somewhere at the I'm on the court, 20 a day.

I totally get that.

He goes, 1 hour, 208, the Wicked Puppeteer.

That's your new name?

Yeah, that's my villain name.

Half an hour later, he's like, Send now or else. And then send us three pictures of our cars posted on Craigslist.

Did you get any hits?

A lot of hits. I had them way undervalued.

Yeah. Mine was for $2,000.

Mia's was three, and then mine was six. Brand new.

And I figured I'd have to figure out some issues with the lease situation. So I just-Yeah.

And I thought you photoshopped this.

No, I paid five bucks per post to put it on Craigslist. So I'm really out 15 bucks.

Can you reimburse him?

I didn't know.

You didn't know what?

No, I didn't. Two separate things. No, I will not reimburse him. And I didn't know it wasn't my decision to put it on Craigslist.

Well, he is being punished for this anyway.

Not in the same way.

Skyler lost He lost a little... No, he didn't lose. He fed nicotine to my dog on accident, and he already got the dog high, so he had the rest to the emergency room again. Anyway, bye. But as punishment... I didn't mean to say it like that. And then as punishment, he has to go to Disneyland with Alyssa alone.

And he told me- That's worse than the Tupperware.

He'd rather get shot by a paintball in the back multiple times.

No, he said he'd rather get shot with an actual gun.

I said I'd rather get shot with an actual gun in the arm.

What about it are you seizing over?

The drive down there is going to be a nightmare. Why?

It's just an hour.

Yeah. All right. No, we'll do it right now. Alyssa, me and you are in the car.

We don't have to talk.

Dude, what are we talking about?

Well, apparently nothing.

You don't want to talk to me. You don't want to do small music.

Playing some shit music, probably. And I know me. I'm going to fuck up that day because I'm going to be frazzled. I'll probably forget my nicotine at some point, and then all bets are off.

All you ever do I'm going to have to play that 1,800 song by Logic over and over again.

Wow. That's so fucked up. Explain that to the people. No. Go ahead, explain it.

I don't know what I'm even talking about.

And then we have to wait in lines together.

Okay, but we could choose specific lines.

Wait, I have an idea. We'll go and we'll see who can ride the most rides individually.

No, you got it. No, you have to be by her side.

That's so fucked up because earlier you said it's not about hanging out with you. It's about being at Disney. And so actually, it is about hanging out with me.

You want a guy?

Do you swear on your Mimie's life that it's about being at Disney or being with Alyssa?

It's all of it. It's all of it. Here's the thing. Me and Jared couldn't go to Disney World all day together.

Because you'd have a good time? Yeah, we could. No.

Me and Anderson couldn't do it.

Wait, what the fuck? Why?

Anderson, can you hear me? No, I'm not. I'm trying to dig myself out of a hole. Oh, yeah. We'd have a terrible time.

We have such a good time. We have such a good Alyssa, you think we're going to have a good time?

Be honest.

You know what? I don't even want to do it. Why do I... Now it's my punishment because you don't even want to be there with me.

Yeah, that is unfair.

Don't let him trick you into not doing this. You're so fucked up.

You get to have a good day at Disney.

Also, we have had deep talks What are you talking about? We're not just surface level. You say I'm small talk.

We've had deep talks. No, that's the problem. You don't listen. I've said the small talk is going to be horrible.

We could talk deep, though.

About what?

Yeah, what are we going to talk deep about it. Disney World.

You can get into some deep stuff there.

No, bro.

There's this drink, sorry.

This accelerator thing. I saw you had one. I was like, Oh, that'd be Nice, but then I realized it's a sponsor. Is that actually good?

No, it's not a sponsor. We just really enjoy it. No, it's not a sponsor. We just drink it. You just have it balancing. Oh my God. I didn't realize how much it's infiltrated our life in such a positive way.

Do you want one? Yeah, but I don't want I don't want to... If it's shit and I pull a face. All right, cool. I will try one.

Is there not like an orange pop next to you?

Perfect. It's a sign. I've got an orange, and orange is the one I would have gone for.

There we go.

Accelerates metabolism.

Okay, wait. We have to say something real fast. Okay, Zack, number one. Good? It's good.

Yeah. Yeah.

Shout out.

There we go.

Thank you, Accelerator. They're going to love that.

Join us over on the on, too, or else.

Or else you have to go to Disney World.

Everyone would love that.

So relax. True. Everyone else on the Patreon would love that. You're living out a lot of people's dreams.

That's true. I need to change my perspective. Exactly.

Also, we could get drunk or high at Disney and just have fun.

Then you get then bang. Yeah.

Pop an edible before you go.

Then what? Get a bad roadhead job?

I'm not going to give you roadhead, first of all. Why not? Because I don't want to.

I'm only going if there's roadhead.

You want to suck a guy off for a couple? You want, oh, boy.

No. No? No, not you.

That felt pointed.

Why? Because she looked at you and said, not you? Yeah.

And I feel bad I do want to apologize, Alyssa. People at the wedding kept on going on her phone and texting a guy that she likes, even though he keeps trying to ghost her.

Did that happen?

Or was that you? It was you.

No, it wasn't.

You just said it was.

I said apologize for the people that are doing it.

I don't like him.

Let's just get that guy roadhead, the ghost. You give that guy, Roadhead, the ghost her? You give Casper, the friendly ghost, Roadhead? Yeah.

Come on. Okay. You can't say that you don't like him.

And then be like, Yeah, I'd suck him off. I'd suck him off on a highway, freeway.

I don't know him well enough to like him.

But you just suck his dick. But you want him to fly. So you know me well enough that you wouldn't suck my dick. I like that. Are you going to apologize to me? For what? For that That's the crap video you posted from the last podcast?

What?

No, he should be apologizing to me because he made a clip about how fat I am.

I didn't make a clip about how fat I am. Okay, I went to Opus clip.

Fat I am, not fat you are.

I'm not fat. Well, technically, I am obese, statistically. I went I'm in an opus clip, and I said, pull out the best clip from this episode. That's what I came up with. The algorithms think you're fat. Not me.

The algorithms, the computers think you're fat. I don't think you're fat. Skynet thinks you're-I think you're well-shaped now.

Ai detected that BMI. Fucking put a hit out on me.

I think I think you are circled. Now you're an oval, and one day you'll be-Pentagon. Probably fat again because you'll be in a circle again. I'll get fat again. I'm even worried about that, about your bloodline. There's only so much water that that dam is going to be able to hold back.

Oh, my God. I think a lot of it We talk about bloodline. I think a lot of it's just people in our hometown eat the worst food imaginable.

Yeah. I mean, we went over his diet a couple of episodes ago.

Did you ever do Zacksby's?

No, he's never heard of anything. I don't know what he's doing.

He doesn't know culture.

Keynes?

Keynes, yeah, shit. What do you enjoy in life? No, that is a thing, though. The Canes is known as it's shit, but the sauce is good, right?

Sauce is great.

Yeah, but if they didn't have the sauce, it would be trash.

It would just be a blame. Yeah, I think so. That's with any chicken finger. Yeah. You don't give me the sauce. I'm not getting on the train. We're not chew-chewing anywhere.

What's your favorite restaurant?

Chick-fil-a has like a spice blend.

Have you had Dave's Hot Chicken? Yes. Okay, dude, you're taking your pants off if that thing's coming in the bathroom with you. That thing's good.

Dude, I've been doing what with it? Why are you taking off your pants?

Cox and Chickens like to hook up. What are these? Wait, I thought we were doing Hot Takes.

Yeah, we could do... Let's get through one segment. How about that? We're going to do some hot takes. All right.

Who are you talking to? We have a new segment.

Hold on. Well, it's not a new... No one's there. I know. I'm actually Disney called, and they were close for the next segment.

You know how you're flying soon? Don't do that. They ran out of seatbelt extenders. You're going to have to buy two seats if you want to get on this plane.

You know what's hilarious is when we were on our way back from New York, somebody needed two seat belt extenders, and I almost-That's not funny, actually. Well, they were bringing them to the front, and you guys were up in the front, and I was about to text you guys saying, Oh, sorry, you guys need those seat belt extenders, but I didn't.

I don't think fat people should be ashamed for having to get seat belt extenders, and you hate fat people.

It's a great introduction to the Hot Tag segment.

Thank goodness. I've been trying to get-It really is.

No, it It really is.

Okay. Okay. We have a red phone here now, and we have Collins for the hot takes. We have confessionals, whatever we want. But essentially, I have voicemails that our audience members have sent in, and I also have text that they have sent in. So for the voicemails, we're going to have the phone, and we're going to pick up the phone.

Andy, you're going to have to put on your headphones for this.

Oh, fuck, mate.

Okay. What do we want to start with our first collar?

Does it Yes. Oh, it's ringing.

Bro, sorry. Hang on a minute. These headphones, fuck it. Oh my God.

What you can do is just do like...

No, I'll just do one of these things. Yeah, like a DJ type vibe.

Okay, go ahead.

Okay.

I think it should be normalized or at least normal to start telling your friends if they're getting fat or not. Yeah, that's true. I don't know. I would want someone to tell me at least.

Yeah, that's not a hot take. Thanks for calling. Yeah, tell your bud if they got a couple of chunks.

Okay, I think the hotter part of the take is he said strangers.

Are you telling strangers that they're fat? No, we can't be doing that.

Yeah, if strangers get to live their own lives, but if you have a fat friend, you'll be like, Dude, you're getting a little fat. And that's okay. I still love you.

That's friendship.

Honestly, yeah, that's love. That's a friend who loves you.

You don't have to be like, Hey, you're fat. You can be like, Hey, let's go work out a lot.

Hey, let's go hang out and eat less. Yeah.

It's basically what Zack did when I first moved in. Let's go play pickleball a lot.

True. When he got here, he was just, Oh, God. So I was rolling him around into the car and stuff, and that's what was my first cue. I was like, This guy's got to start using his legs. But I didn't know how to bring it up lightly, but when I saw you, I was scared. No, I did, dude. You were. Scared of what? No, because we had to reinstall. Because we have double doors when we open our house because we're doing very well. You can only do... Usually, we only use one door. And then when I had to unlass to use the full French door situation, I was like, God, this is deeply concerning. We got to go into a calorie deficit.

It started with, it's like, Oh, yeah, let's play pickleball. What if we don't eat pizza every night? What if we start using a trainer? It's okay.

It's fine.

I've been there.

You have. You have not been there. You fucking skinny fuck.

Do I want to get a photo up? Yes.

I feel like we have to.

Don't show the people, but I do want to see this.

The new camera roll up days. It's been many hours, man. Okay. Just imagine me, but just bigger.

I don't imagine.

I hate him.

How big? See? I'm no beard.

That's like Jared a few years ago.

Yeah, those are dark days. I understand it now.

All right, what do we got next?

We're going to do a text one next. So this person said that you should wait until marriage.

For what? For what? For sex. For what? To be sex.

For what?

Personal preference. Let people decide that.

I say no. Yeah, but you're horny.

Hold on. No, you got to test. What if it's not good? What if you get into it?

The pushback to that is if two people wait until marriage, if both people have never done it.

You don't know what's good and what's not.

Yeah, and you're going to just love it because you're doing it with your partner. It's something you got to do with it.

Religion aside, I understand people do it for religious reasons. But if you're just being I want to wait for it to be super special. I get that, too. But I also think, I don't know. I feel like you maybe would have some... Not resentment is the right word, but once you've had sex with that person, it has your mind turn of, I wonder what sex with other people would like. It might be a little healthier to be like, Okay, I went through the gamut a little bit. I got my rocks off.

I also think sex just brings a level of intimacy to a relationship. If you're wanting to spend the rest of your life with somebody, I feel like that's an important barrier to cross before fully committing to that in marriage or whatever.

I can't see you having sex. I've been thinking about it. I always think about it.

I can't see any of us having sex.

Yeah, but you're specific.

You You, I really can't see.

That's my hunch on me. That's hunch Hercules over there. Now, I've been thinking, we talk about this often.

I'll pass by and be like, you're doing- Often? Well, I'll see you doing something, I'll be like, Zack, you ever think about Jared having sex? He's like, oh.

It just doesn't I don't know how you approach it. You take in a woman and just like that. I don't...

Yeah. And listen, I've gotten some damn good reviews from it. Everybody gives a good review to you.

That's true. Okay. Every woman you sleep with, everyone you slept with, put them in a group chat with me and Skyler. That's a game show.

That's a terrifying game show. I don't know how I feel about that.

I feel like it's only fair that if he does it, everyone else does it.

Yeah, true. Let's just make one giant group chat.

With all of them? Yeah.

You're in?

Do you leave your socks on?

Sometimes. I heard one time that socks on leads to a better experience.

That's just people lying.

You know the no-show socks where it's got it cut out? It almost looks like a ballet slipper of sorts. I can't imagine being a woman and being consistently moist after seeing that.

Yeah, the ones are so tight, you can see the skin underneath? Yeah.

Who's wearing that?

Him. I'm not. These have a little ankle to them.

Take off the shoe.

They stopped, I'm pretty sure, making those a few years ago.

What are those? Keds?

No, they're Vans.

Oh, yeah. No, no. She can't see you hunting in those, dude.

Well, I usually don't wear these. This was just because I knew I had the pants with the high legs.

You were the girl fold the Caprize before you. Get inside her Caprize sandwich.

Wait, you think people should wait until marriage?

I think there's obviously two sides to it, but it does actually make sense if you look at the religious side of things and the science behind the attachment you get with someone after that and also not having loads of partners to compare to. There is a science to it that actually makes a lot of sense.

Would you be able to be in a halfway open relationship where the girl is like, You can go sleep with who you want? No.

Same. Zack said multiple times. He's like, That would be the perfect relationship.

No, I didn't say that. I just say, This is what I think. If I was in a relationship and I would never want to go hook up with someone else, but if the girl was like, go. I need you to go hook up with someone else for practice, whatever reason, she makes me want to go do it.

Okay. Hold on.

I'm trying to... Dude, give me a shovel.

He's trying to get off the track she threw him on.

Hold on. All I'm trying to say, I thought I had-He threw himself I'm on those tracks. I thought I had a hat on. All I'm saying is I would be able to distance myself from emotional attachment from sleeping with someone and still care about, but I wouldn't do it. But I could never... But that's what I'm saying. This is also why I never do it because I'll be talking. Okay, see, I'm talking to this woman, we're together, and we're in an open relationship, and she comes back, and I couldn't handle her sleep with someone else because I'm like, there's no way you don't like him like that. But there is actually no way I don't like it. I don't like... She just had fat. She had a... She called her fat? No, she was fat in the right places. I don't know. Oh my God.

I don't know what I'm trying to say. Say next one.

Yeah, we can just literally... I love monogamy, dude. You're about 8. I don't want to open a relationship.

I can't take the emotional out of it. If I have sex with somebody, I'm loving them.

That is the science.

I think it's what I'm trying to say. I think women, they enjoy the emotion of it, and I think they get attached more than men do.

Well, that is the science behind it. Is that the The love chemical in our brains for women gets released during sex. For men, it gets released. It's the opposite, right?

When they're shutting the fuck up.

No, when you're actually like, Cut that.

No, Don't bleep it, Rick. Don't bleep it, Rick.

It gets released as you get to know the person more. That's why there's this movement with women that are saying, make the men wait if you really want them to fall in love with you.

I have also heard from a love therapist, doctor, person, counselor. I don't know what they were. Sorry, R-I-P-U, Jared, your relationship. But your old relationship. No, the council. Of who?

The council of women? The council of the counselor told you.

The relationship can't be equal love. One person always has to like someone more for it to work out.

I heard that's not true.

Yeah, you heard it from someone dumb. But basically, it should always be, not always, but she's like, I find that the relationships work more statistically on who I've worked with when the guy actually likes the girl more because the guy will change to try to impress her and improve himself, and then the girl will always just be constantly improving herself.

Interesting.

I feel like I don't know if that's for me. I don't think it's about liking the person more.

Let's go to the girl who's never been in a relationship.

Go ahead. No, but I have liked people.

Over to the love doctor.

I don't think it's about liking people more.

Over to someone who's only being used for her body. But sometimes you have to let me speak. That's exactly what the guys didn't do it either. They just wanted you for your body. Keep going.

Over to you.

I don't think it's about liking someone more, but rather like, sometimes you have to give more in the relationship. Sometimes your partner is only giving 50 %, and then you have to give like...

Fifteen as well?

Sometimes your partner can only give 20% that day, and you have to give the other 80. So it's like... It flip-flops. Yeah. I don't think it's about liking someone more than the other person, but I think it's like...

Depends on the day. Depends on the day. I mean, statistically, even if it's a 0. 01%, one person is going to be more in love than the other person. That's just what I'm saying. You just heard that from a love doctor. There's no qualit. Yeah, I heard it from a love doctor. This isn't me saying it. This is science. You ever heard of science? This is chemicals. This is H2O.

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This thing was ringing. I think Kanye West makes some good points. Okay. I'm not touching this one. No. Next one.

What's the next text one? Maybe we can- Did that person say Kanye West made some good points? Okay, so we all wanted to get away from that. Yeah. And then you want to go back to that.

He didn't make good points.

No, let's-No, let's hear it.

We were talking about this the other day.

I can promise you wherever you're going, I'd stop here.

No, we were talking about this the other day. Think about the panic that Ty Dolla's had.

That was funny.

In the middle of Kanye's like, Nasty calling women fat.

Do you do an all sorts of crazy- Saying he loves her, and then just randomly- And they're like, Shout out, Ty.

Ty was having a good time. Ty was having a good day, and they were like, Oh, fuck.

His PR team just goes in a crisis mode.

Imagine I'm Ty Dolla $ign, just sitting alone and you're my friend that comes in and sees me. Yeah.

Hey, Ty. What's up, man? What's up? Have you been on the internet today?

Is Ty drunk?

He's a rapper. Oh, he's cool.

They get drunk and stuff. Have you been on the internet today? You're trending.

I'm trending for what?

Kanye mentioned you. He said he was really proud of you and he loved you and you all agree on everything. Right before, he did do Sean Diddy merch. Right after, he said, fat bitches are sexual offenders because they're sexually offended.

Can we get it down? Can we get it taken down?

No, he tweeted like three times.

I can see. Okay, next one.

This one is...

A text or a call.

A text. Sorry. No, bring it.

Nobody can see this, dude. Because you're...

Making someone come is so much better than making yourself.

Agre.

Yeah, I agree with that.

Okay, him. He's like, Who?

Did he say that name?

Yeah.

Good one.

I told him it would be anonymous.

It's anonymous.

Is it Jared came up with that? I don't know. It's a girl. I know that.

It's so much better.

Repeat it. It's so much better to make someone else come than yourself.

Yeah, but it's nice to come.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's nice to come, but it's better to make someone else.

Okay, but would you rather finish-No, I got it. With a beautiful A woman. Okay, hold on. Or have a really good meal with your buds. You're all sitting down, you're at a fun restaurant. You're throwing back a couple of whiskey. You're not sloppy, but-Is it like summertime and we're on the patio?

Well, see, I was thinking it was fall and it's football season.

That's perfect. That's a hold. That's heaven. Okay, wait, question.

West Virginia.

Are there apps?

Yeah, of course, there are apps.

Yeah, dude.

Goodbye, beautiful. I'll see you in the next life.

Nothing to do with the statement.

Yeah, I've never met a woman who's better than a spinach dip.

Spinage dip. Okay. You would hate it. Kentucky's playing in the national championship game.

What else would I be doing? Don't touch my wiener.

Any girl in the world.

Yeah, I'm watching.

None to all of them, right? Yes. Okay, yeah. Just make you sure. I know. Jared. If the Bingo's were in the Super Bowl and Martin Robbie called you, you'd be on the first flight out of the TV. You wouldn't watch a second.

There's this girl.

Why can't she come over?

You're such a horn dog.

Can I watch it there?

Are you plugged in? Yeah, it can be. Can I ask you guys if this is just objectively, this isn't a horn dog thing. Is this maybe the hottest girl any of us have ever seen? Who is it? I'm about to show you.

Oh, my God.

You're saying that wrong. You know I'm sorry. No, I'm not. We've been told by other Italians, you say that wrong.

You don't even know how to say it.

I've been more to Italy than you have.

Just because you were conceived in Italy does not mean that you were-Is WAP offensive?

No, I don't think so.

For Italians, I call you like a-WETASP. No, WAP.

You're like- That's what it- Bleep the bleep that.

Bleep WAP. Wait, do you have to bleep? Why are we bleeping that?

You have to bleep the-It's a slur, I think. The P-word. Really? Yeah. Gets It's demonetized.

You're Italian. You don't even know WAP is a progenic term for Italians.

I was thinking of the G word.

Guido? No.

Yes.

No, I've never heard a WAP.

What is this going to be?

He says it's going to be a beautiful woman.

This one?

Well, I have to shut my eyes then.

She's in almost all of them. You can almost click on any of them. Wait, go down. That's not her. Oh, my gosh. I love her. It all right there in that dress, that red dress.

He's got his eyes closed.

I can already tell, what are we going to talk about?

I'm asking if this is the most beautiful woman you've ever seen.

Yeah, but-Okay.

You don't know. What are you going to talk about? She could be very smart. You have no idea.

I'm not saying she's not smart. I'm just saying what are me and her going to talk This is not a negative thing in any way.

I'm genuinely asking, esthetically, go to the one in the white. Do we think she's the most beautiful woman we've ever seen?

We'll let Anderson go first.

He hasn't even looked at the TV. I'm proud to say that he actually even glanced to the television.

This is good. I'm going to tell Ella, we can keep going.

I think we've seen enough.

She is pretty. No, but is it the most beautiful woman you've ever seen? No, I don't think so. Tell me who's more beautiful. Can you Google Rachel and Adam? Right there. Go down, go down, go down. Yep, that blue dress, please.

Now, dude, fucking cover your boner up.

Of course, you picked the other one.

What blue dress?

Right there. You're on it. It's the same girl every time. That's what I'm asking.

How many times have you watched these videos?

I haven't. I just see her again. It's not like a horn dog. She's a lesbian. What? Yeah, she's a lesbian, which is totally fine.

That's fine. She can be a lesbian, Jared.

I'm just surprised.

This is like a symmetrical... I think, objectively, one of the most beautiful women. She's very pretty. What I'm saying is anybody... I don't think so. That's fine.

No, she is stunning. She's breathtaking.

And She's not good for... Any man can't have her. And I like that.

And I was right when I said, What are we going to talk about? Because she's lesbian. What are we going to talk about?

You might actually have more-We actually would probably get better a long time.

Now that I think about it. Now that that barrier of like, I I know you don't find me attractive.

I knew that. That wasn't ever a thought in my head, dude. What is going on?

I think we have another call. I don't think I like that.

Nobody liked that series. Answer the phone call. Who are we guys? Is it a call? Did I feel like I was objectifying her?

No, she's very beautiful. At first it wasn't, but then it was like, No, show that one. I didn't show that one.

Can I say she looks like art?

Yeah, you can say that.

It's still objective. No, but I'm not even saying it from a point of like, Oh, I want to put my PP in her. I'm saying- No, I know.

She's stunning. Who is it?

What is it?

Hey, I just want to say that bisexual men do not exist, end of sentence. Is this a side film?

That's funny.

Wait, bisexual men do not exist, end of sentence?

Okay, I have a take on this. I do have a take on this. I think if a gentleman is participating in intercourse with men regularly, I don't see a world in which they're ever straight.

Right. But Other than that, they're bisexual. It doesn't even require the regularly part. Because in my opinion, if you've tried a bit of dick, you're gay. You are gay.

You might stay with women, but that's because of maybe you're worried about what other people were going to think or the way you were brought up. But you want to fuck guys. Yeah, that's the bisexual part. No, it's not bisexual. It's forced bisexuality because of the way you were raised. But I think in a free world, if that guy sucked one dick, he would suck a million more dicks if he wasn't-I think so, but he would also eat out as many boxes. No, there'd be so many dicks. There wouldn't be a single box.

B bisexual. Yeah, there's definitely people that are like men and women.

Men that are like men and women? Or women? Women. There are women And I think that dude-Yeah, that's the hot take.

That bisexual men don't exist.

Oh my bad. I completely got that wrong. I thought we were saying that you ain't gay if you've tried dick once, and then you're like, I don't like that. No, you're gay.

No, I think you're pretty much... I think if you're having sex with men regularly, you can't be like, I'm bisexual.

Does that make sense?

I don't care. Fuck whoever you want, but you're going to fuck men because that's who you're into.

But then they go back and then they have intercourse with women, you don't think they want to be there? I'll be like, They're frauds. I think what you're exploring is that among men, there's a double standard with bisexuality, right?

Where it's like, we can completely understand if a woman is bisexual.

I do think, I don't know. For a while, bisexuality in women was a hot buzz thing in LA, where I feel like every girl was saying it, even though I've never... I had girlfriends that never expressed any actual attraction towards women.

It's like that Caleb Aaron clip where he's like, bisexual women, like them and their boyfriends.

I love them and their boyfriends.

But don't men find it hot when girls are bisexual? Like, they get with girls, too.

No, because it just reminds me of my parents.

What do your parents think of bisexual?

My parents have a hot take on bisexual. They think that bisexual, if you're bisexual, you're just a confused gay person.

That's what I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm saying. Because, again, I think, and this is where this part might... Fuck, I'm going to bury myself.

I do think it's a percentage-wise. I don't know if you can be exactly 50/50. No, fuck. Just because I don't think you can be that with anything. Even if it's 0. 01, you're going to have some type of preference. But I think there's a percentage you can... Like both. I've never been able to.

It just feels like the act of participating. Yeah, gay sex is gay.

Is that what you're trying to say?

Yeah. If two women have sex, they're having sex, and it's obviously they are having sex enjoying each other. But a man, you are either sticking your dick into something or getting it... Another human is going I'm really into you.

But is it okay? Is it gay for a man to have sex with a woman, but the woman has a strap on and is fucking the guy?

I would perceive that as the guy might be a confused gay person.

Or it could be a weird kink.

Yeah, that's what they call confused gay people. This is a weird kink.

This is what I don't like. I've had... Obviously, I'm straight, but- Don't say obviously.

What do you mean?

I've heard some questions.

There have been No, you've had wants. That's a different... There's been girls that approach me and said, I heard three to five centimeters up your region, and it's one of the best finishes you'll ever have. And I just can't... I don't know. I just can't get past that.

Are you big ass boy?

You don't need to do that, though. You don't need to do that. When people say, oh, up your ass, it's apparently the best thing ever. It's like, yeah, on the top of Mount Everest, I'm sure it's the best view ever. But fuck hiking all the way up there. You know what I I understand. Oh, wow. Yeah, up there. And it's like, cool.

I'm happy not knowing. But I wish I could get past because obviously I know that I'm not gay, but I wish I could get past that hurdle of whatever was beaten into me since a young boy of like, okay, maybe that is the best.

But then- You know you can, though. What? You can jump over that hurdle if you want to. We're not stopping you.

And here's the thing. But my mental stopped me. I'm like, Don't point that finger in me.

But you also- You don't have to I don't tell anybody. You could climb that mountain and nobody has to know.

I think-Go ahead.

Maybe the centimeters is throwing you off. 3-5 centimeters. 3-5 sounds like a big number. 3-5 centimeters is only 1-1. 9 inches.

So it's like-Yeah, butSo here's the thing.

That's a lot when you're talking about going up you. That's not bad.

Here's the thing. Okay, you get something. Let's say a finger goes in my ass, I come. It's the best come I ever have. Okay? And then from there, I'm like, No, I can't come regularly again because then I'm like, My ass, I know it's so much better.

You become like a junkie for it.

But then you go down, you're spiraling. You're like this part. We're going down a hill, and it goes from like, Okay, one finger. At that point, you're going to get used to it. You're just going to lose this efficacy. Two fingers. Next thing you know, you're gay.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't know.

How can it work out like that?

Next thing you know, your girl is wearing a strap on it.

No, because then- Powerhouse, and that's fine.

But it's just a slippery It's a slope.

You can end up liking it, but you don't have to be attracted to men. I've been hooking up with a girl. You can be attracted to a woman doing that.

I've been hooking up with a girl before, and she's like, Hey, have you ever hooked up with a guy? And I'm like, No. She goes, Oh, that sucks. You're really hot to me. I thought that was interesting. I never heard that before.

I haven't either.

Interesting. What if it's a threesome situation where it's two guys and one girl?

I'm never joining. I'm never doing anything with that guy. I don't think I could do two guys, one girl. I think even two girls is a lot.

Two guys and one girl feels disrespectful.

I just don't understand the logistics of communication. I get that.

But what are we doing in this point?

This is somebody's daughter.

But some girls that's very hot for them.

No, I know. And I get it. And power to them. I can't be the one there. I never get an invite.

You never know.

Actually, I was invited to a three. Well, no, it was two girls.

Damn, really?

It It was a...

It wasn't. Hey.

Yeah, I know you're thinking hot. No.

In their off time, they cosplay as gargoyles on top of buildings.

And I was pretty heavy then, too. So it like...

I would love that. Just send me that home video.

Three gargoyles.

Dasterdly.

You couldn't do that. What are we talking about? Is it unattractive to you to have known? Say you're with a guy and he was like, oh, yeah, I used to hook up with this few guys, but not really anymore. Would that be a turn off for you?

She's going to say yes.

Well, I don't want to sound like an asshole. I don't think I would prefer that.

You're trying any way to tiptoe.

I really do because it's my type. My type is a very manly I don't know. But I don't think I could get... I don't think I can get past that because I don't know.

I don't think you're saying anything controversial. Because this day and age, girls run around and they say, It's a fucking red flag if he wears green pants. It's a red flag if he wears sandals. I'm sure if it's a red flag if you wear sandals, I'm sure it's a red flag if you've taken a cock up the You know what I mean? If your red flags are that like, Oh, it's such a red flag. You know what I mean? I'm sure, picturing him getting fucking railed from behind, maybe just push you over the edge. So I don't think you're saying anything. Okay.

I don't want my man to be with another man.

Basically, what Andy is saying is that most women, I think as well, share your same opinion.

Yes. I mean, I'm just saying that I am. I'm not putting anything in anyone's mouth. I'm just saying any words.

But I saw your head move in my part. I zoned out and I came back in. I was like, oh, my God.

Well, I'm not putting words in anyone's mouth, but going off the red flags that girls have nowadays. It's crazy because my mind's gone 100 miles an hour because I was thinking, girls, their red flag is if a man gets hit by a car, which I partly understand. I do. It's a bit cringe.

It's just like you can't avoid danger.

And also, you don't see a fucking car. Oh, that's so bad. I'm sorry if you've lost someone to a car. Fucking I have. Have you?

It's okay.

If you have, eat some of his curry that's in the freezer.

But no.

Yeah, crazy. Actually, as I was driving here, I was like, Wow, this is a lovely neighborhood. And then I remembered I nearly got hit by a fucking car around it on that street down there.

Really? Somebody was eating Cheetos, he was getting fired up.

I did, yeah. Well, that could be a similar question to you guys. If you found out your girl that you were seeing has hooked up with girls in the past and had her little... I mean, everyone has a college phase.

That doesn't bother me one bit.

I'm afraid I didn't have a college phase. Are you saying everyone? Everyone had a... Are you saying that?

I mean, people in college-Did you hook up with girls in college? No, I didn't. But I mean, some people have.

I've had girls that I've been with that have hooked up with girls.

Does that make you less interested, less attractive or want to date them? No.

It doesn't change my opinion whatsoever. I don't think of...

But I'm also not super critical on anything that anyone's done in the past or I wanted to do. It's like the person they are now. I know that sounds, I know we're usually joke around, but I don't know. It's like it made you, it give you stories. I don't know.

Well, yeah, I wouldn't be personally critical either, but it's just I would prefer not to... Well, now I feel like I'm not mad for saying what I said.

For whatever reason it does, I can see how you would feel it's different for guys and girls. No, sorry.

Were you done?

Well, no, I just feel like you have expressed in the past, you like a man who takes charge, and they're like the leader in the relationship, essentially. Then I guess seeing someone in a non or imagining someone in a non-dominating situation probably takes away from that leadership fantasy that you have.

You know how you said you weren't worried about people's past, stuff like that? Let's say you've been with a girl and she's like, I've slept with a thousand now. Is that too many? Yeah.

Okay. No, there's lines to everything. Yeah, just wondering. But then I would think intimacy might have taken a hit. The same thing you're over exposed, over stimulated to other things. If you've seen Goodwill hunting 84 times, it's not going to be as good to sit there the 85th time, I think, with her because she knows everything. She's not going to enjoy this as much as And then my thing, 80% of them are going to be much better than whatever I'm putting in. It's more my thing than her thing. I'm just going to be thinking about it.

All right, we got another one.

How big is the I guess I'd ask that every day. True. Is she live?

Are yours? No.

Shut up. You punch her. And you just got beaten.

We'll do one more text, one and then move on. Okay.

I've not really done a full on. This is a proper podcast, really. It's mad. Full on set.

It's nice. I like the... I don't know. I want to get some live call-ins. I don't know how to do it. I know.

That would be cool to do.

I do like the participation portion, though. Anyway, go ahead.

I'm reading the I'm breathing. I think some people just attract mentally unstable people and suffer.

Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Toxic relationships when you're in one and then you go to a safer relationship, actually, it adds a lot of more turmoil to the safer relationship because there aren't the highs and lows of the emotion. If you're in a toxic relationship, something is going really bad and you guys work it out, your dopamine spikes so high because you're not in this big pit of low. So So these are the emotional differences that you're having, but you're reaching the highest highs because you've had the lowest lows. If nothing really goes along, you're just never reaching that highest of highs, really. And this is a more stable, better relationship, the second relationship. But the first one, it's such a drastic difference because even crashing back to baseline is such a big jump of dopamine and positivity. So it's very interesting.

I think that also could be for... Yes, I agree with that, but in terms of that Shut up and leave it there. That doesn't even have to be toxic, where it's like there's high highs and low lows of just like you're doing arguments. I mean, I come from Italian family, so there's always really high highs and low lows. So it's like there's always arguments.

You can't put all your shit on being from an Italian family.

But that's what I'm saying. I grew up in a household that is like, but I'm Italian, so that's what they do.

You just did it again. There are well adjusted Italian people that don't have really high highs and really low lows.

I know. And there are also other nationalities that have high highs and lows. I'm just saying that that's the household that I grew up in.

Who do you think has the highest of highs and the lowest of lows?

Nationalities? Yeah.

But I'm talking about in terms of arguments of it gets... It's like work to... I feel like there needs to be... If it's just all like that, I don't think it's...

You think safe is boring or bad?

I wouldn't say boring. Well, I mean, maybe I would say boring, but I wouldn't say it challenges you in a relationship. I mean, again, I've never been in one, so I don't know, but I want some different...

No, no, let's get into this. Andy, ask all the questions.

I've got so many questions for everyone, to be honest with you. Oh, okay. I don't know what I'm allowed to say. You can ask anything.

Yeah, ask anything.

We'll cut it out. I mean, your best friend in the entire world is editing. Also, Rec, you don't have to leave this in. Dude, such a solid guy. He's a sweetheart, my opinion. I hate that.

You will get back to this.

You mentioned you have gay parents. Do you ever talk about that?

Oh, every podcast.

Because other people bring it up. I never bring it up.

Because it's gross.

Zachary.

Everybody has to laugh or people think I'm You said that, guys.

Yeah, what? I don't know what questions to ask.

Oh, I thought you said I had a million questions.

It's so funny because I can tell you speak about it a lot because I asked the question, and both of them just fucking stop.

Oh, no, That was because they were preparing for me to talk, and nobody listens whenever I talk on this podcast. So they're just both lesbian? Yeah.

All right. Just one actually. He doesn't have a dad. He's a test two baby. Shut up.

What does that mean?

Sorry.

So he was made in a test two. My dad's a sperm donor.

Really? Have you met him?

No, I don't even know his name. His name to me is CB270.

Would you be mad or... Yeah, how would you feel if we hunted him down and brought him on the podcast?

That'd be sick. Yeah, that would be cool. Like, thanks for doing all the work for me.

You actually want to do that then?

Here's the thing. I have no...

Sounds like a white psych bid. Dude, meeting your sperm. We get different people with sperm donor fathers, and they get to meet them and ask all the questions. That's so interesting. How do we do that?

Let's start. Write it down.

That's a confidentiality issues with that.

You know what I did at Anderson Pits the other day for your show?

Oh, dude, I can't imagine.

He wants you to date blind dating, terminally ill people. No, I'm in on That was my idea.

Yeah. I was about to say that was not my idea.

That's why I was in on it. I get it. Why not? I think it'd be good. You could ask them those interesting questions. Yeah. Write that down.

It's already been written down.

That's interesting. Yeah, I just have I don't know. I've said this before, but it's not like I have a single mom where it's like, Oh, your dad ran out on us. I don't feel like I'm missing anything because since I was born, my mom has been honest about the situation with me. So I'm like, this is just my reality. Right.

So, yeah, fair enough. That's crazy. I found out one of my fucking best mates was a frozen egg, bro.

And you hate frozen eggs.

No, I was saying, I was saying, mad, freezing eggs and all that shit. I don't really ever look into it because I don't really need to because- You just know he's not your friend anymore. Yeah. No, I was in the car and I was like, that's mad, isn't it? And he was like, yeah, I was a fucking frozen egg. And I was like, really?

Did they get the idea from the oatmeal?

From what?

From the dinosaur oatmeal?

What are you talking about? Dinosaur oatmeal.

There was the eggs in the pack, and then you heat them up and they crack in the dinosaurs.

I didn't grow up in a rich family. Skyler's face. Biggie.

I remember dinosaur Oatmeal is a sign of rich.

To me, it is.

It's fancy oatmeal. No, it's not.

I've never had anything hatch inside my food.

Yeah, you have. Shrimp. Raw shrimp.

Yeah, that shows the poorness. I don't know. I don't know what the freezer thing reminded me. You're going to hate this, Anderson. But I went to my grandpa's fridge recently. Found something from 2004.

Right. Yeah.

Your grandpa, where does he live?

He lived in Vegas.

In Vegas? Yeah. With who?

Himself.

Oh, your nan's not around? No. Sorry, mate. What happened?

She smoked a lot of cigarettes, was amputated a lot, and then passed away.

Amputated? Yeah.

Fingers, toes, feet, I think.

Fingers. Really?

Fingers. Andy.

Sorry, sorry. Fucking, I'm so sorry. That's all good. Fingers and toes. Just like the song. No, no, no. I'm so sorry, mate. I'm so sorry. I don't want to question you. I know I should have moved on off. No, no.

Any questions that you want.

Just fingers and toes.

Yeah, I think it cut off blood and it was turning black. I forgot the term. Is it a gink?

Not gink green. All of them?

Not all of them. She had a couple. It was like a T-rex situation.

A couple of fingers and toes, man.

I can't tell if Andy's trying to stop himself from laughing or not.

No, that's crazy.

Have you heard the story that Skyla and I carried his dead grandma out of the house when she died?

That's actually a true story.

This is a lot to take in. What the fuck happened to her? She just took her shoes off and I was like, Fuck me. What happened? They went black?

Yeah. Because I'm not getting blood flow.

From a smoking a cigarette, bro.

Yeah, just a lot of smoking.

Yeah, probably the blood's not flowing because it's clots and everything. It doesn't get all the way down.

It's uneducated, man.

It feels like you're the best stand-up show you've ever been to. That's how you're reacting.

Oh, wow.

It feels like, yeah, no worries.

There's a lot of quirks in this room, really. And I've got... Well, I don't have FOMO. I don't want my nan's fucking... No offense.

How's your nan?

She's great, man. She's still actually working.

What doesWhat's the deal?

One of them, sorry. My dad might be watching this, and it's his mom, so it's rough. I spoke at a funeral, though, so I did him a favor, so I don't really feel that bad. I do feel bad, but I don't feel that bad for just making a comment. She, yeah, she sadly went, but she was all right. She was still chirpy on the last day. That was a couple of months ago. Did she make curry? Did she make curry? No, she was known. Well, not known for our casserole, but she used to make casserole, which...

Yeah, it was all right.

But what happened with the dead grandma? Sorry.

Yeah, she just died.

Yeah, she had long... She had a brain tumor, and then she had a bunch of strokes during that. And so the last...

That's so bad.

But from there, she wasn't able to eat for the rest of her life. She lived for about five years without eating anything. She slowly wilted.

She did a five-year fast.

She would get food through Threw a tube.

We'd all go out to eat with her, eat at home, and she would walk around the restaurant. She would walk around and smell people's food.

Then she died.

She'd eat ice chips and pretend she was eating what we were eating and only use her smell.

Is that true, bro?

I swear to God, that's true. And then she died.

She wouldn't get brain freeze. Did she have teeth, bro?

She had teeth, yeah. Brain aneurysms. They let you keep the teeth.

Do you get uncomfortable with heavy things like that?

He loves it. He's just sick of.

With heavy things? No, not really. I deal with them as they come.

But again- We saw how he deal with them.

What you're talking like, if you're telling me news about something bad, I don't know. Try it. Try telling me something. We just did. Yeah, I wasn't that bad, was I?

It was pretty bad.

I'm really sorry. How long ago was it?

17. How many years is that? About seven, eight. July will be eight. She passed July 14th.

Mine was four months ago. Sorry.

Are you trying to brag about that?

I am a bit. It's like, Yeah, I'm sorry, but damn.

But then why are we still talking No, I'm really sorry, man.

But that's true. How old were you guys then when you had to- 17?

No, like 19.

Well, I commend both of you. Well done, lads. Now, that is so nice. And what a good friend. Yeah, good guy. People don't see that side of that, man. Yeah, online. And that's great. Is there any other text? We can be done with that. I'm just trying to get us out of here.

I do How more we can move on to a different segment.

I want to see how your brain works. I want to see how long it takes us to get to the same word at the same time. You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, hit me.

Do you know the game? Yeah, I do know the game.

You said that like you did it.

I do know the game. I'll show you how much, how fucking sick I am in the game right now. Ready?

Yeah. 3, 2, 1. 3, 2, 1. 3, 2, 1. Restaurant.

Dog and restaurant.

Easy. 3, 2, 1. 3, 2, 1. Hot dog.

That's how fucking good I am.

It's viral, man. What about... I've I was 50 % of the... Yeah.

But do you understand how insane that is? You doubted me. You doubted me, and I got it in probably the least amount.

We have to do-We did do it, 50-50. Here we go, guys.

You're going to be terrible in marriage. I had the kid. That's my kid.

Wait, no, we'll do all five. All five of us have to say the same words.

Yeah, that's fucked up. The first thing you said was us four.

Yeah, you were included. Jero was excluded.

Yeah, you never think about it like that.

No, I know.

I couldn't think of a worse auditory experience than having five words that no one will be able to hear. That's funny.

It's going to take 30 minutes.

But I'm in.

I'm in. We should do one just to see how bad-All right, yeah.

We'll all do one.

All of us at the same time? Yeah. We're going to have to announce what we said afterwards. Hold on, hold on. We're going to have to do order. So we're going to have to do an order. We're all going to say it, and it's going to go Alyssa, Jared, Andy, you, me. That's how we're going to announce afterwards instead of us being like, okay.

Three, two, one. Fores. Alyssa?

Table.

Milk.

Teash. Forest. Forest.

Ocean.

Yeah, man.

Wait, hold on. I forget where we are even at.

Yeah, I've forgotten all the T-shirt.

Wait, okay. Hold on. Forest. No.

Table. Milk. Milk. Table.

Table.

Table. Milk.

T-shirt. Forest, Ocean.

Yes. Got it.

Ocean. Yeah. Wait, I don't even know. I have it. Forest T-shirt.

I have some that work for like some, but not-Yeah, we're all in. Okay. Got it. Okay, okay.

I don't know what I'm saying. Okay, I'm ready.

Three, two, one. Reinforse Cafe. Jersey Shore.

Farm.

Farm. Tupperware.

Beach. Reinforse Cafe.

Go again.

Everybody say it.

Jersey Shore.

Farm.

Tupperware. Beach.

I don't think this is going to work out.

I've got it.

Don't say you've got it.

I actually do have it, though.

Three, two, one.

I said turtle.

He said turtle. What did you say? Fish.

I said animal.

New York.

Turtle.

Gorilla. Okay.

We got it.

We got this.

I don't have this.

If most of us get it, then we'll be getting it on the next one.

What did you say?

I think we're just going off two of them, right?

A hundred %. Okay. I don't know what the two are. There we go. Go ahead.

Yours is-Fish.

Animal.

New York.

Turtle, gorilla.

Come on, guys. Come on.

We got this, guys.

Okay, three, two, one. King Kong.

What did you say?

Mammal. Mammal?

King Kong.

King Kong.

Okay, I think we can all know this one.

We did it.

But this is where I-I thought we did it. No, we all have to get it, elicit it and get it. And you didn't say-He didn't. Did you say King Kong? Also, what did you say?

Also, you just said if we all get it.

No, no, no.

Now, a bit easier.

We know exactly I don't know what to say now. I don't.

I have no idea.

I don't know anything about King Kong. I don't know anything.

Do you know what King Kong is? Oh, okay.

Got it. A massive monkey, isn't he? It's like, I don't know what-Let's just say, maybe don't take away the massive one.

One, two, three. Monkey.

There we go. We did it. I was going to go with movie.

You feel like-Oh, my God.

Did you hear her?

I was going to go with movie.

You feel like someone who can't wait to be a dad that can't wait for game night to be over? How long is this going to take?

Game night Yeah.

How are you with board games? Board games. Do you want them to be done immediately?

It depends what the board game is, man.

Monopoly.

Oh, monopoly. I don't know. It's fun for 20 minutes. What are we doing it, man?

Do you like to stay at home or do you like to go down to the I like to go out in the world.

I like to stay at home for a bit, go out a bit, for a walk, go and eat a lot. I don't cook. So I leave the house every day for food. There's nothing in my fridge. No topware, no bowls. What's the point of the fridge? I think I have two cups, maybe.

How do you feel about butter? In the fridge?

Butter? Yeah. Good. Yeah, good. It's all right. I don't It's like you pour it on popcorn over here.

Isn't it dairy? Yeah. Am I wrong? No, it's dairy. Fucking coward.

Oh, I'm sorry. I was about to say, but I was interrupted. They make dairy-free butter.

You use dairy-free butter? Yeah.

Why?

Because it's spreadable.

Every butter is spreadable.

No, it's not. It's fucking rock harder to get it out of the fridge.

You got to leave it in the room temp. You got to leave it. You can leave it outside of the fridge. Okay.

You can leave it outside of the fridge. So, oh, fuck, I'm starving. I'm going to go and order food. Wait, food is going to I'm not going to get you. So I'll have a bit of toast. Make the toast, and then I've got to wait 20 minutes. No, you can just leave butter out. No, you don't.

Yes, you do. They have butter. Tuts things that you like glass like nice.

If you got butter laying out in that kitchen right now, have you? Yes or no?

We don't because we don't have the thing.

Where's the butter?

My butter has been on butter.

It's in the fridge.

No, butter has been on my calendar from the time I was born till the time at my mom's house. Butter's on the calendar. Same.

Does it fire you up when you go to someone's house and they put ketchup in the fridge? Yes.

I was the ketchup in the fridge.

Yeah, no.

I love cold ketchup. It doesn't make any sense. It says refrigerate after you open.

Yeah, I put it in the fridge all the time.

It doesn't say that. It says it on the back, refrigerate after open. Where?

You've seen this? When's last time you've seen something like this? Zack, I'm on your side here, but it does say that on the back.

You don't need the vinegar. The vinegar is the refrigerator of life. It is.

But it's not vinegar.

No, there's other stuff in there.

There's sugar and there's tomatoes.

You ever been to a restaurant? Never cold ketchup.

That's actually so true, man.

Yeah, but ketchup isn't stored in the fridge section at the grocery store because it's closed. The ketchup at the restaurant is vacuum sealed in those bags.

But it's also in the back. It's not in anything cold. The ketchup is just like, go grab a bottle. If no one's used it for a week, it's still fine.

Can I piss quickly? Yeah.

Wait, you got ghosted this week because you're not lovable. I don't know. What was it?

Not lovable, fat, ugly.

All the things that you say to them.

It's been real sporadic to begin with. Me and this girl We talked for one night, and then I didn't hear from her.

Did it travel outside the app?

No. Then she messaged me five days later, and then we messaged for 20 minutes, and then haven't heard from her since.

But You set up a date time in that 20 minutes?

No, we didn't. She wanted to go on a date, and I said, she was like, Can we go on a date this week? Basically. I'm butchering how she had. But we were talking because her schedule was all over the place. I was like, Are you free next week? She was like, Oh, yeah, I'd love to do this. I was like, Yeah, perfect. When are you free? And then I just haven't heard from her.

Did you follow up, though?

No, indeed.

Why? Why would I follow?

You just follow up. You just be like, Hey, looking forward to the date.

No. Wait, so you guys Is it a date set or no?

No, not a date set.

What was the last message you sent her?

When are you free?

And she didn't respond to that? No.

Oh, yeah. Actually, I changed my opinion. What are you talking about? I'm not reaching back out.

And this was five days ago?

Maybe. Yeah.

So you got ghosted?

Who is this?

I don't know if you got ghosted. Maybe she just didn't open the app again. She's busy. She forgot about it. She thought she responded. It's still in the text thing. Those are all things I do before I double text, I think to myself.

I'm not double texted.

Maybe I didn't get ghosted either.

No, you definitely got ghosted. You've been ghosted?

If you really cared, they would respond.

Yeah, and me and me, again, we maybe talk to each other for an hour total of my life. I'm not worried about it.

She doesn't have a super attachment to you. Yeah.

I guess what is the persistence level that you would want, though? Say you didn't get back to a guy. You're like, Oh, maybe I don't want to go on a date. If they hit you up again, would you see that as gross and disgusting?

You're the ghoster in this scenario. When a guy says, When are you don't respond, then you don't respond.

Sorry, following up again, When are you free?

No, I wouldn't find that gross. Listen, I would appreciate- She's fucking begging for that. I would appreciate that and be like, I would just say, okay, just say I was like, When are you free? And they didn't respond. I'm not saying I would do this, but like, Hey, just double check. And are you still interested on going and seeing each other or going out on a date or something like That I just need communication and telling somebody that I'm either interested or not interested.

You're getting fired up about this.

Why does it sound like you two are the ones messaging?

I got ghosted and so did he.

You didn't really get ghosted.

I know it's crazy, though. What do you mean? I got ghosted.

No, I would say Because he was making... He was talking all this big talk about making plans to come see her.

You didn't get fully ghosted. You got haunted. He'll respond when you reach out. He'll just do a one thing response and then not respond again after that.

That's long, man. That's so long. When you call him and he doesn't answer, it doesn't do anything.

There's this girl that I saw on the hinge from St. Simon's. Oh, my God. I know. It's crazy.

Was she gorgeous? She's cute. Did you match?

I saw it earlier today, and I said, What's your go-to order at Crab Daddy's.

If she doesn't know what Crab Daddy's is.

If you're on St. Simon's, you know what Crab Daddy's is.

Is that the plastic bag with all the shit in it?

No, I'm not doing that. No, this is like a sit-down proper seat- You do not take a woman to a bag broil.

That's what it is. Why not? You don't take anyone.

To a bag broil?

You can see how she is.

You know how Jared eats wings?

I've gotten better.

That's what a bag boil is for a day. Just gross. What? It's like that's where since she does.

It's so disgusting, me. If you have to fucking put gloves on to eat, mate, you shouldn't be eating that.

That's like a month in date, I think.

You think a month? I think that's on the brink of divorce date. Fuck it. Let's go get it.

It's over. It's done.

Fuck it. Let's go suck some shrimp out of a bag.

Just oils running down your fucking fat face. You're like, Oh, this is it. We're done.

I've never seen you uglier.

Yeah, definitely. You don't go wings on a first date because then you got a hot sauce tummy and say things go right, then you're burping at the back end, the bubble guts.

I get those bad.

Can't do Your hands also smell like wings.

Yeah.

You can wash your hands.

No, you can't. You can't eat in and out, mate. If you go to in and out, your hands are fucked for what? At least 14 hours.

I hate that you've timed it.

What's your favorite food that you eat? Because you seem to be very picky. Sweet green. Sweet green's ass.

No, it's not. It's just healthy.

No, it's healthy, but what do you get from there?

Okay, you want to actually hit it?

Do you get the salmon Hell, no.

I get the salmon bowl, mate. The chicken. It's actually a custom bowl. Bowl, please. Sorry, I go every day, so I just need to... I'll have a bowl, please. But just the rice. Oh, so you have a plate? No, I'll have a bowl because it's easier to mix for you at the end. I'll have a bowl. And then a tiny bit of spinach, and they go like that, and I'm like, a little bit less. Pour it out. So literally a pinch of spinach just for some color. One scoop of wild rice. And then depending on the day, they use a little scoop or I'll do-So you use double rice? No, one and a little bit of a shake on the second one. I'm not kidding. This is genuinely... Shout out Miguel as well. He's always in there. I'm genuinely in shout out Miguel. Broccoli, sweet potato, black and chicken, two scoops, and then maybe a third if they... Because fucking when Miguel's not in, the other people, no disrespect, but they scoop up the chicken and then they shake it. And I'm like, What are you doing? And they go like that. And they're like, Fuck this guy.

And they're shaking all the goodness off the scooper, right? And then they do it. And it's like, Bro, what hardship is it causing you to just give me a little flick of extra chicken? And then they actually waste time because they scoop the chicken and they shake too much off. And they're like, Oh, fuck. That's embarrassing. They have to re-scoop it. Anyway, double black and chicken, broccoli, sweet potato, wild rice, spinach, Caesar dress in medium, one scoopa group of breadcrumbs. And then if the fries are ready, air fried in avocado oil, I'll get them. But if there's a 10 minute wait like that was yesterday.

Do you ever do cava?

No, mate, that shit made me feel sick once. So I never went back.

You should go back. Dude, a gust of weird air makes them feel sick. That is true.

But yes, Sweet Green, to answer your question.

Yeah, that's a lot healthier than I thought. I thought you were strictly chicken fingers and fries.

No, that's a common misunderstanding with me. I'm not fussy, bro. I just don't eat cheese. I don't eat cheese. Or seafood.

Or dairy.

No, I eat seafood cod.

The chicken nugget of fish.

Again, it's not a hot take for me to be like, Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so weird for not eating raw fucking fish, made. That's gross.

You're a big fish and chips guy?

No, not a big fish and chips guy. But you eat it? But I'll have it once every six months.

Do you do tartar sauce or no? No, no, man.

I love tartar sauce. Is there a British delicacy that when you go home, you're just obsessed with?

Indian food. That is our delicacy, bro. Really? Yeah.

I feel so bad. I've tried so hard to like Indian food.

No, but where have you tried it?

You don't like curry. You don't like curry? You don't like curry? I don't like curry.

No, no, no. And I don't like it over here, mate. You make it awful over here. Let's go to London. I've seen you all out. If you come, if you come to London, consider it done, mate. Mince pie? No, mince pies, man. I'd much rather just have a brownie because it's a dessert, isn't it?

No. I have no idea what a mince pie is.

This is going I'll get his out of here. Hold on. It's essentially like a mini pie. Yeah, with fruit and-No beef inside.

He's talking about it's a fucking... It's a pot pie. It's a pot pie.

It's not a pot pie.

But it's mint.

It's meat.

It's just strictly meat versus the goodies. No, but the pot pie... Show me a mince pie.

Mince pie?

No, that's a dessert right there.

That's my mince pie.

Yeah, it's a dessert. Okay, do no meat pie.

No, it's shepherd's pie is what you're thinking of.

Oh, shepherd's pie.

Not mince pie.

I used to have shepherd's pie growing up.

Like a chicken pot pie?

Sheepherds pie.

Sheepherds pie. Yeah, that's good, man.

Show me that.

And then it's funny because there's also a cottage pie, which if you Google cottage pie, it looks exactly the same. But the only difference is the meat they use. Look, you see? I told you. But guess what?

I got a question. Are you all doing a bit with me right now?

Is this a bit? No, we're looking at... What time are we at? The people are... What time are we at? 1: 38.

I have to go watch the lunch table episode.

People want to know what pies we're doing. Well, we have to have a school special.

After-school special is how long this is so fun.

We never even introduced Andy.

I was going to say-Yeah, but I don't... Why would I be introduced?

I'm going to kill myself.

Andy's here. Andy's here, everybody.

What introduction? Usually do like a fucking WWE intro.

No, but we didn't even say you just-Yeah, we said Andy, Anderson.

We give him two names.

Yeah, it's fine.

All right, we're going to go to the after-school special, maybe play a segment that we didn't play in the actual episode.

There we go. All right, hit the outro. We ain't filming an after-school special.

How long do you want to go for? We got to run it off, man. Let's do an after-school special.

We are. That's what we're doing.

You want to get-No, no. Will's fine, man.

The episode's got to go up tomorrow.

I haven't watched it yet. And it will. You'll watch it after this 20 minutes of goodness.

I've got Severance tonight.

That's exactly what it really is.