Transcript of its the simple things

So my grandpa and I would go to church, and my mom would make my grandpa go to church, and he would sit in the pew, and he would just cause havoc. He would look around and he would sneeze. He'd be like, You got to blow your nose when you do this much cocaine. And then my mom would go down to pray, and then he would just announce, She pray more than us because she sins more than us. And then he thought it was hilarious. Well, it is. And we'd be packed in the middle of a pew. Speaking of pew, he'd pass a PU. Oh, yeah. And then he just waved for people to smell it. And then you'd go, Which I always adored. Yeah, it's the simple things.