Transcript of C*ndoms 101 with this guy...

From a guy's perspective, does it feel any different versus condiment?

I mean, it does, but you can get the extra-thin ones and everything's fine.

Yeah, just get that. Yeah, the bear-skinned ones and all the other good brands.

I love them. When's the last time it got laid? It's been a while since I have got laid.

There's also so many other ones. You can get flavored ones. You can get ribbed for her pleasure.

What about ribbed for his pleasure? I don't know if that's a thing. What about we should go get ribs?