Transcript of Comedian Roy Wood Jr. reacts to 'evidence' of Loch Ness monster

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New footage suggests there may be two-Olson twins.

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This requires footage.

Footage? Bigfoot. You're in the ballpark. Bigfoot. Give me a different... Loch Ness.

Partial points.

The answer is Loch Ness Monsters.

A new video captured from a webcam at a Locknest Bed and Breakfast showed a large ripple moving across the Lake's water. Look at this creepy thing.

That's a painted dog. Come on. Anybody can tell that's a dog.

I think we're missing the bigger story here. Why is there a bed and breakfast next to the Locknest Monster?

It sounds so romantic.

It's not comfortable in the least.

With all the technology we have, with Sonar and depth charges, how have we not-In swimming?

In swimming.