Transcript of Zane and Heath Address Their Big Mistake on Stage - UNFILTERED 243

I just got back from Vegas today. Did you really? Went to Vegas? I was in Vegas last night. Why were you in Vegas? Patricia's dad's 60th birthday. Wow. We had been there for a lot of days. My in-laws were there with friends, but it was their last day. We just went out and just gambled in eight. He likes gambling? Oh, yeah. He's so good at blackjack. Dude, he won. It was the biggest win I've ever witnessed in person on a slot machine. He went up to, it was like Tarzan versus the Wild a wild slot machine, and he put in like 100 bucks and was betting like $10 each turn. Then it got down to the last $10, and I was still like, Let's just walk away. Hits it. And he won $2,000 off one spin. That's so sick. It was massive. It was great. It was his 60th birthday. Did he stop there? Yeah, he stopped. Oh, good. That's perfect. He continued to play Black Jack with his winnings, but that was And then I... See, it got a lot of cash on me. Oh, easy, easy with that. I played one of those fishbowl games.

You know, there's all these different things.

The one where you...

It's the fish that are in the fishbowls, and you feed them and stuff, and the fish get bigger and bigger, and then eventually the fish is so big, the fishbow breaks.

I have never seen that.

That sounds like one of those Steve will do it, the betting, computer little thing type games.

And I'm not a big slot machine guy, and so I I went in and did that, I won $300, and I was like, wow, that was amazing. Then I looked at another machine and that fish was about to pop. I didn't go, Yeah, this game. Then I played another one. I won $600 on that one. All within 20 minutes. You want it to pop? You want it to pop because then you get this bonus round, and then there was this goldfish bowl at the top, and then that popped while I was in the bonus rounds, and it was saying, Next up. I was like, Holy shit.

So people are pretty much putting in money to feed this fish, and it's getting bigger and bigger and bigger. But who's going to feed it when it's so small?

Someone who just goes up to the machine that doesn't really know how to play it. I noticed that with slot machines. There's ones that are like...

You have to know the game.

Yeah. There's all those ones that just look like they're about to pop. I know that's a theme one, and those are the ones I like. But still, sometimes it just doesn't fucking pop and it will drain your fucking money.

That's like the grown up version of where you drop the coins and it slides it to the edge.

Yes. It just, oh, yeah.

That is so frustrating.

That's exactly the game.

I hate because I will sit there thinking I'm going to get that thing to topple over in the edge. And by the end of it, you're hanging off five inches just sitting. The coins are just like...

The amount of money you're going to win back is all the money that you spent already.

I bring back this cruise trip maybe once every few weeks, but that was in the casino, remember?

Yeah, they had the roll-up dollar bills.

My mom was there half the time.

She got stuck.

Yeah, she was addicted to that game.

What's good about doing that on a cruise ship, though, the boat's already already... I'd just be like, Prank.

Praying for a storm.

It's so funny, the games we tell ourselves, when you're on that slot machine, you're like, okay, when it gets down to 100, I'm walking. When it gets down to 100, you're like, maybe just a couple more times. That wasn't me. Who was that? You know what? Screw it, burn it all.

Another cruise soon?

I really would like to. It depends on where it is.

I want a roller coaster on the one I go next.

A roller coaster?

Yeah, there's where cruises have roller coasters on it. I love me a roller coaster, so I think that's a great-Wee.

Great update.

But you know what, guys? We have a great episode, as always, coming to you live on the show. So we're going to run the intro. Come on, baby.

Let's get it.

It's coffee talk, baby.

It's coffee talk, baby.

No.

Unfiltered, yeah.

All right. Welcome back to Zane & Heath Unfiltered, baby.Oh.

That's good.

I'm going to hit this slot real quick.

This.

Welcome back to Zane & HeathUnfiltered. I'm Zane. I'm Heath.

I'm Matt.

I'm Mariah.

And we are...

Say it. I did say it.

It reminds me of Larry David when he was announcing Ariana on the... It was a...

Yeah, and he just couldn't get it right. And to now we have, I'm.

It just shows her.

Ladies and gentlemen,.

God, my favorite. So good. How's everybody's day been? Good?

Yeah.

Better than mine, hopefully.

Busy day, but good day. Not too bad. All right. I had the power go out in my garage, so I was...

Just your garage?

Yeah, the lights in my garage.

Do you think the power grid went down?

Well, I think I know what happened. What happened? So there's no AC in the garage, right?

Right.

That's where I spent a lot of my time with Jordan. We're out there working video stuff, editing and things like that. Yeah, right.

He's playing that race car.

It's where I'm working.

Practicing for the next.

I'm flying in my VR. But there's no AC out there, so I bought portable AC units. We set those up, got those installed, and it was running. We finally were feeling cool in there because it gets to 100 degrees in the garage. Oh, it's so hot. We're cooling down. We're like, This is amazing. We should have done this sooner. All of a sudden, boom, power goes down. I'm like, Oh, I think we just overloaded it or something. It was a lot of brainstorming and problem solving, trying to figure out where the issue was. We traced it to this one outlet. We were getting a new outlet for it.

Oh, We had to get a whole new outlet for it?

Yeah.

Because the fuse within the outlet broke.

It didn't trip the breaker, right? We had to find exactly where it was along the line that got messed up because it was still getting power to that section.

I thought you got the giant helicopter fans in your garage. Is that not you? No. You don't have that giant... You know the giant ones I'm talking about?

Big ass fans. I swear I thought.

I saw one in there.

No, I got the Hex ceiling lights. That's all Got it. Okay. But we found it, swapped the outlet out.

With a more powerful one or just a different one?

Just a different one. I think what it was, it just blew that one little three-way socket thing.

The previous owners also wired It's weird.

It's funny. Yeah. Electrical is something that is supposed to be done a certain way to code, and sometimes people take shortcuts because they think it's behind the wall. Somebody else will deal with it when the issue happens.

The said somebody I was the someone dealing with it.

But it was good. We got it fixed, and we're up and running.

I never know how the outlets work. When you get a blow dryer, putting in it, and it's like, Oh, and they give you two buttons, and something's resetting, and you just got to like...

I'm always just like a slot machine, just It's crazy that you don't know.

Gfci, that's what it is. I remember learning about that as a kid in a video. They're like, What do you mean the FBI? No, the GFCI.

And not only does the outlet have the buttons, but the blow dryer has buttons it, too, where you just click in both and you don't know what it's.

You got to blow dry your hair in the dark because if you plug it in, your lights will go down.

My Dyson is so powerful that sometimes the lights will flicker. So I have to do it in the dark and just hope to God.

Is someone here with us? Every time you turn it on. What fun little projects you have going on at the house lately?

I have something boring, but I'm excited about. It's not boring. I don't know if we've talked about when my mom came to visit, she helped us start our garden, and we have herbs and vegetables going, and we have like little family.

You have like a family of like-We got little peppers, tomatoes. Oh, like what we saw in New York.

It's exactly like that.

Yeah, we got that going on.

You should get the vines where it makes grapes.

We got grapes, and we have the cage, so it's got to start. We have to train it and show it which way to grow.

Next thing you know, it's going to start going in. You're starting to wear a checkered red dress, hair, ponytail tail, picking it like you're in a movie.

Oh, forget it.

I have my clothes and hat. My toddlers wanted fresh wine.

Oh, that girl on TikTok.

Nara Smith. Nara. We had three that we were planted. We did watermelon, cucumber, and something else.

We're trying to learn the seasons. It's going to take a while. I'm learning how to harvest. And what's the word?

Pruning.

Pruning. Pruning, harvesting.

Okay, we were in our pilgrimage era.

I love that for you. I'm excited. I just got my first bunch of basil.

Yeah, it's nice to finally reap the benefits. Yeah, get some rosemary. It's really cool to go out there and just pick it.

Yeah, we eat everything. My dad had a garden. When I was a kid, I would go out and just pick mint. It's amazing.

I would just put it in my mouth. Yes.

Yeah, I love that.

So, question, are we going to be, not selfish, that's the wrong word, but are we going to be inviting the neighbors over? Like, Hey, would you like to pick some fresh-They're really small right now.

It's enough for one meal. I have a picture of the peppers.

You should still invite them over. Pick whatever.

Because the plants are still small, so the vegetables are really tiny.

Yeah, it's making mini versions.

But it's very rewarding to watch. It's for free. I'm not going to lie, it's pretty easy. I don't know if it's the California weather makes it easy, but just watering it and clipping them and just taking care of them and training them on how... We have certain vegetables, the bigger vegetables in their own little section because they grow outwards instead of up. So we're learning which direction you can train them to grow in different directions. So right now for the herbs, they were growing up. I didn't know. If you trim them a certain way, they start growing a bush, bigger, longer.

It's like a little bonsai project.

I love it.

Are you going to keep us fans updated on your journey? Or are you going to make TikTok?

If anyone cares, sure.

I think it'd be fun to watch. I would watch it. I'd subscribe to that.

I think once it's yielding a lot, right? Yeah.

I think it'll be...

Because we need a good yield to show it off, right? I'm not going to go out there. We're going to go to our... It's one tomato on it.

No, but, Keith, I think people seeing that it started so small at first, and then it gets bigger.

Well, we have pictures and videos of when it was lit. I just took videos of it.

Actually, yesterday, I took videos of it.

That's good. Just in case.

It'll be cute to do a farm to table little video, right?

Yeah, of course.

I would watch that.

Which else's favorite hose setting?

Shower. I like a mist.

Mist is nice.

I love cone.

Okay.

But what is the point for cone setting? Just for vibes?

What's the point of the line setting? What is just a line? The line is good. Why? Jet.

It's the best one. It adds in the backyard. It just like, jet's the window.

I think the best is just good old fashioned full.

Oh, yeah. Good full.

Just good. Everything at once. There's no order to the way it's spraying out, it's just it's going.Cut.

The bullshit.Yeah, just cut the bullshit. But what is flat? What is it watering? What do you need a water that's flat?

So that would be more for gettingDelicate herbs? No, flat would be for an aggressive thing. So if you think about pressure washing, you need to cut through it.

That does not come out as pressure for pressure washing.

It puts more pressure in a finer line. If there's mildew or something on the sidewalk, you can hit that as opposed to full. You're not going to soak something. It's a more aggressive stream.

Now, what about cone? Do we know what is the point for cone setting? Here, I'm going to ask.

Look at the little pepper.

Look at how little. Mariah, she got a fat ass. I think that pepper is having a Brat Summer. Oh, I see your socks. Well, Mariah and Matt, both of you are having a Brad summer. Look at the green.

Oh, yeah.

Is the green something right now?

I don't nobody make fun of me because I'll cry. What is Brat Summer?

All right, me and Matt got this.

I'm like, Is it the color green?

You know the song I got? Don't sing it. Okay, you know what I'm talking about? I just got it out of my head. Okay. She came out with an album. It's called the album. Who's she? Charlie X. Yes. Okay. Came out with an album. It's called Brat. It's a green square. That's the album cover, and it just says Brat. Very simple, but everybody just knows the color and knows that's the album cover, right? Right. I think in one of the songs, she says Brat Summer. It just became a trend where it's like, Oh, we're having a Brat Summer. I do think there's a song called Brat, but it's a state of mind.

It's just we're having a Brat. It's like Hot Girl Summer, Goodboy Winter, whatever. It's just we're having a Brat Summer. It's the top pop album of the summer.

It's supposed to be sassy. It's supposed to be-It's a specific shade of green. Yeah. Chartruce. Oh, yeah. Wow. That's literally it.

I would say a little bit more yellow, probably. Neon green.

But it It's becoming a very popular color because of her album release.

Okay, it is in right now.

Yeah, Darko Summer. It's a very smart for marketing-wise.

Apples are green.

Like the Granny Smith apples?

I'm having a Granny Smith summer.

I want to do that dance so bad, but I just don't want to-I think I memorized it, and I've never even tried it just from seeing it so much. By the time I want to do a TikTok dance, it's dead. It's on its way out, and I don't want to do it.

You like that dance?

I think it's so simple. I like how it goes to the beat. I think anybody can do it.

I mean, yeah, a kid can do it. I feel like it's a very... I'm not making fun of it, but it's just...

I like the easy dances.

I've seen better dances. I've seen much better dances.

It's like the Cha Cha It's a slide. It's not a hard dance, but everybody likes to do it.

Keith, that was a great little...

Yeah. Analogy?

I didn't know if that was a word. It's a simile.

I don't think that's the right word.

A simile?

A similies are like and as.Comparison..

I love that we're all learning together every episode with me.

Because we are growing. Yeah. Wow.

Skibbity Riz toilet, you know?

Do we have mystery words today? No. Did you give us mystery words?

I know it's Skibbity Riz. You know how kids are saying it now, and it's like a huge... We're talking about Gen Alpha. This isn't Gen Z shit.

What is Gen Alpha?

They're like 11, right?

Yeah. Wait, hold on. Stop, stop, stop. Is that an actual thing? Yeah.

Gen Alpha, yeah. It's behind... Yeah.

It goes millennial, Gen X, Gen Alpha.

They're born between 2010 and 2021.

Why are we hanging around with Gen X's before?

I did not know there was one before.

It's Gen Alpha, but Skibbity Riz. If you go up to any young kid and ask them, Skibbity Riz toilet, have you not even seen the video about it's the head in the toilet?

Where it's like, Skibbity, and something with Ohio.

Yeah, I think so. It's like this huge... Look at Skibbety.

It is.

Skibbety, skibbety, toilet. Now, this has gone crazy viral with kids. Play it to see it. Oh, it's a show? Well, now it's a full fucking show. But this one video went crazy viral. Kids think this is fucking hilarious.

Oh, okay.

It's like our annoying orange.

Got it. Or like our crazy frog. Let's do the crazy frog. But they also think that this would have still gone viral, the same video, probably even 20 years later. They think it's because... What is it? Skibbity is just there's something about it that makes the human brain just go like, that's hilarious or funny. That's why jazz sing your scat and stuff.

Skibbity doopop, skibbity. Is that like a... Skibbity boopop. I'm going to have a very hard time connecting with trends with my kids because who knows what's going to be out when we're 45, 50? I don't want to be left out of the loop.

I'm always just trying to make sense of it.

Honey, show me the new trends. What's the new memes? What's a meme? It's just going to be long They're not going to be called memes anymore. They're going to be called like GPGs. Very good. Just something like just some code shit.

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There's something that I just found out on the way here, and it's Olympics-related, but it's the most base thing I've ever heard. It is...

Nice word. I heard you use that one.

Skibody Reebok.

Skibody Reebok.

It is so sick. There's a guy competing in the Olympics for Australia for field hockey. He had an injured finger, and the recovery time to fix it would take too long, and he wouldn't be able to compete.

Oh, shit.

It was faster for him to amputate the finger and to cut it off to be able to compete. So he had his finger cut off. No way. Just so he can- Top tip area for people who are listening.

Just to compete.

Wait, have they Is it done yet? Look, there's a picture of him right there. No, not his finger. I'm talking about, did the game happen yet? Has he played yet? For the Olympics, yeah. Has the game happened yet?

Yeah, I think it's currently going on right now.

That is bad fucking ass.

Isn't that sick?

That's a really cool story. Would you do No.

I think like- The Olympics thing, you've gotten so close.

I would do it.

I would be so upset if a little finger tip stopped me. If I was at the age where in four years to happen again, I wouldn't be able to compete. It would drive me insane.

It's different if it's an arm or a leg. A finger, if this is my life, get rid of the finger.

Okay, so you compete, you don't win anything.

It doesn't matter if you win or lose, just the fact that you got to represent your country and go out there.

You know that's going to hit harder, though. If you lose? Yeah, because-Oh, 100%. Who cares about... If you don't have a medal, who cares about you? Oh, stop. No, I'm not saying me, myself.

I'm saying genuinely. It's your own accomplishment, though. To be able to say, I went to the Olympics and I has competed is itself one of the greatest honor accomplishments.

That's going to be always his reminder. That's so cool.

But why can't he just work? He quits. He can't join the team. Then he that year and then joins the next year. Do you only got to bring four years? In four years. In four years.

He could be too old to where you're going to have new up and coming people that are going to be getting better and you're going to like, you might not be able to.

It's like-This could be people's only chance to be in it.

You know what? I didn't really think about the four years.

It's good press. I mean, now it's all about-The four years.

It's incredible that Simone Biles, that they just won gold.

She's the oldest- She's insane. What she did this ever to get this far because she didn't do the last Olympics, so it's been eight years. She still came out on top and did the damn thing.

She is actually superhuman.

Canada got kicked out. I think it was the female soccer team. Hopefully, I got it right. They got caught cheating. Really? No way. They flew a drone over New Zealand's practice, and they caught the drone and figured out it was their drone.

That's some bring it on shit, huh?

Yeah, it is. They have to apologize to New Zealand, go back home, apologize to the rest of Canada. That is... Imagine you got caught. That's not. Well, one, just cheating in general is terrible.

Good thing they're really good at apologizing.

Sorry. That's not worth it at all.

That's crazy to even...

Imagine you didn't even know. This was more coaches cheating, and you're just a player. You're focused on your own fucking game and getting into your own head space. Then you find out you guys can't play because one of your coaches cheated.

Do you think... Well, what happened in this situation? Was everybody involved or just the coach?

They took the... Expelled from the tournament.

It didn't matter. It's just the whole team. You're going home.

It doesn't matter who. You're going home.

Bye. I want to see. I want them to start posting their own story. Who was it? Whose idea was it?

Who flew the drone?

You I'm used to.

Damn, that's really sad, and that sucks for the team. If the team was not involved in that, that really fucking sucks.

I know. I think there's still more story developing on it.

I just learned about it. Even if they were young and they were good, they will never be invited back. They'll never be to perform probably another Olympics.

Maybe four more years. If I was the Olympics, I would never...

One person on that team would be allowed back.

We were wrong about last episode, North Korea was in the Olympics. Yes, they are. I saw that. They are. It was funny because I was watching the whole parade happen. Oh, right. I was like, Oh, my God, North Korea is actually in it. I'm like, Okay, good for them. But they got, I believe they placed second. They got the silver medal in table tennis with China and South Korea. China beat them. South Korea got third. But South Korea took a selfie with North Korea's team, which is huge. The North Koreans were so nice about taking the selfie with them. But right now, both countries are like, this selfie is going viral. What does this mean? Is this a symbol of peace?

Do you think they're both happy about it?

Imagine they go to take a selfie and they're looking at the phone. What is that?

They probably think they're in the phone now.

If it's phones are banned over there and they don't even know what a cell phone is.

That has to be so wild, Getting out of that country and then finally coming in seeing this whole...

That's where world problems need to be solved at the Olympics because they're all there. Every country is or battle it out. Yeah, whatever problem is happening, you have to attach it to the teams and then that's how you solve it. But that is all on the team. But incredible athletes. I didn't watch every game. I watched a little bit of table tennis, or not table, ping-pong. Same thing, right?Table tennis, yeah. I watched some of of the diving.

Have you seen badmitten?

Did you see those? No. I saw a bit of Badmitten.

The divers, too.

Divers are crazy.

They were getting eights, and I couldn't see anything wrong with the synchronization of the dive.

You have to be so in sync with your partner. When you're up there, just like, one, two. You would be a great diver, Mariah. Thank you. That's basically like dancing while falling. Like nailing it.

It's gymnastics.

In the splash, getting it just to be nothing. I know.

I like to think in another life, I would have been a really good diver, too, for some reason. You would have been a diver or a dancer. You would have been a great diver. It'd be perfect, but just everything leading up to it would look really off. I'm just the funniest person to watch dive because just my body does not look right until I do the dive. The synchronized swimming, though. Have you seen those clips on?

Oh, my.Unreal.Unreal..

To me, that made me shock the most.

That has to be so physically just demanding. They're getting water splash in your face. I know that they got the nose pinches on and stuff.

They're upside down underwater.

I would just be like, Stop.

How are they picking themselves up off the water by themselves without any... You see how they're lifting to their knees?

Yeah. How? How are they doing that?

I just thought growing up, synchronized swimming was just something people did in their pool, in their backyard. I didn't know it was such a serious thing. I thought it was like rich people parties at mansions that have crazy homes. They just have people in their backyard doing it. It's more like a circus act than it is a competitive sport.

I love the videos of girls who are synchronized swimmers and they do the peel up there because they put on this waterproof gel that just cements their entire hairdo, and it's just so satisfying. Watching them clip it off.

Do they get points taken off if they see a hair coming up? Because you know how they're so picky with their dress? I'm talking about bring it on. Or sorry, what's that movie? Stick It?

Yeah, when her bra strap was out.

Whenever her bra straps were out. I didn't know. I feel like they're so strict in the Olympics or anything out of order. But then again, I got it from stick and not.

Simone Biles, though, I think she put out a statement where her hair wasn't looking good one of the days, and she was complaining.

I couldn't stand people saying that. I'm like, You're sitting at home and she's at the Olympics.

Yeah, she had a great ponytail or whatever hairdo, but they were on their bus for 45 minutes and there was zero AC, and her hair just went to shit. But she was just like, Do not make fun of my hair today.

The fastest, highest tumbler I've ever seen in my entire life.

Fine. We'll get Simone Biles here. All right. We'll do an episode with her. Is that one of your favorite Olympians? Simone Biles? Yeah, I guess so.

Nice. She's just so unbelievable.

I always forget how many celebrities come and watch the games. Even if I was the best Olympian, I'd be like, You tell me Greta Gerwig's out there watching me? Tom Groos.

Ariana Grande is watching me, right?

His dog's reaction to Simone Biles is so funny.

He was like, That is going to be the new thing. Wow.

That is one of the best pictures I've ever seen. But yeah, amazing. But you know where else had no AC? The the Olympian village, the rooms.

Oh, that's ridiculous.

I cannot believe their living conditions.

They built those for the Olympics, and it was because they wanted it to more sustainable energy and thinking, Oh, this is going to be eco friendly not having AC. I'm sorry.

Get over it. You have plenty. You have plenty. You have plenty. You have plenty.

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King won gold by the way.No way. That's amazing. I'm so happy for you. But he was not in the final. You're Google searches? He was not in the final. I think they alternate, but he was in the contributing heat that got them to the finals, but he gets a medal. And nick Itkin, one of my friends who's a fenceer, he got bronze. Wow. That's amazing. Shout out to my friends. They got both two people I knew got medals.

Matt, you're about to get an influx of emails from different energy brands. Different athletic brands.

I show up for a speedo photoshoot, and they're like, Bitch, what?

Matt, make last six pictures, something swimming related, just so people think it's you.

Matt's going to end up at this guy's wedding. Do it. Yes.

Dude, it's so cool seeing your name on there.

I should share that on my Instagram story. You should.

No, just main feed it.

If you main feed it, that'd be really funny. Just that picture on its own.

We should get him on the pod. Just like... That's been really fun. That's been really fun. That's been really fun. Gold medal. We have Matt King.

Hey, Matt King, if this gets you, come on the pod. It'll be fun.

Someone from Plantation Florida got a silver medal on women's synchronized diving. Okay.

Oh, really? Okay, 954. Let's go.

Homes town hero.

That's amazing.

But I was so worried, though, when they were doing the parade and they were going down this Seine and it was raining, they had them all in a boat and they're competing the next day. I'm like, these athletes are going to get a fucking cold standing out in the rain. I couldn't imagine just trying to get in the right mindset of being out in the rain. Really trying to get them to their lowest immunity before the fucking games, before the hunger games.

Was there anything else with the Olympics?

I'm trying to think.

Oh, and also girls around the world have been changing their dating app locations to Paris, where the Olympics are, and matching with all these different Olympians. My assistant, Leah, she matched with an Olympian.

Get out of here.

I think they followed each other on Instagram.

Do you think the Olympians are like, Wait, are you here or not?

They're leaning into it because Jordan was telling me the Olympians are setting theirs obviously up to show that they're that. Their profile picture is them doing their activity.

Of course. You know what I mean? They're both in it. They're both in it for the long haul.

They know exactly what they're doing.

I think a lot of girls here are doing it because they know at some point these Olympians are going to have to go to LA, right?

Yeah. They have to shoot all their commercials. Exactly. All of that.

Absolutely. They're preparing for four years from because it's coming to LA in four years, so they're just getting...

Very good.

Hey, I know it might be a little early, but... Damn, yeah, that's crazy.

I really hope we get to go to the games in LA.

I'm sure we will. I'm sure we will. At least one game.

There's so many people I hear now. There's so many people that do what we do, too. I feel like it's going to be a fucking-I think we can get into badmitten, but I don't think we would be able to get into it. Let's pick the most unpopular sport to watch, and then we'll get invited.

But also, you can just buy tickets, right?

I think so.

You could just go be a spectator.

I don't know if they sell a package type of thing where you have to buy... It's a day rate? A day rate or-It's like a hotel or a bed car. You buy a $4,000 package and you get to go to these amount of events. You get to choose But you get to choose how many. I think that's how it works.

You know what we should do? Because my dad works at Olympics every year, every year, so he's going to be here in four years. We should get it through his company, and I'm sure we'll get a hugea huge discount.

Okay, perfect.

Because we would work with Coca-Cola every year for the Olympics, and I think people were buying the Coca-Cola packages where people would go through Coca-Cola, they buy it through them.

Well, I love Diet Coke.

Exactly. Coca-cola takes care of everything when it comes to hotel, travels, busses, chaperone, getting there. Oh, I just found... I shouldn't be talking about this, but I'm going to do it anyways. I love that.

We need that energy.

I thought my dad was working for Coca-Cola again for the Olympics this year, but he's not working for Coca-Cola. Why am I saying it like that?

You're saying Coca-Cola.

Coca-cola. It's just-For Coke.

I thought he was working for Coke this year, but he's actually working for this crazy billionaire group of Saudis.

Oh, like a personal-Private.

Private, personal. My dad cannot take... I kept saying, Dad, get a picture of them. I want to see. Just for my... I just wanted to see. He's like, I cannot get fired immediately. I can't take any pictures of them. But apparently, they love him so much. They want him to work for them, for other stuff.

Is your dad dressing like them?

No, but they both speak the same language. So I'm sure there's a lot of... Connection. Yeah, they hit it off very well.

They're inviting him on their yachts.

And my dad's not that lifestyle at all, but he's just like...

I saw Lebanon in the parade. I did.

Thank you for sending me that video because I was working, I wasn't able to get that. I just wanted to see my country going through with I want to see if I recognize anybody.

They all look like it. I was like, Hey. They all look just like me.

Oh, that's so cool. It's so cool that every country is just there. It makes you feel like, Wow, this is our world.

Everyone's showing up for the big tournament.

It hit me a couple of days ago that it's like the whole... I didn't think about the whole world, but it is really the whole world.

It's wild. No other planet that we know of does that. It makes it feel like fucking Star Wars.

No other planet does this.

Yeah. Like, why don't Why do we all fucking hate each other until the Olympics happen? And then we're like, We are the world. And then as soon as the Olympics is done, it's back to tension. Back to fucking... It's insane. It's crazy.

But it does bring us together for the one time. It does. Just for a little bit. I still wish, though, I know that they're being eco friendly. The flame isn't a real flame this year.

Shut up. It's a fake flame.

It's a fake flame. It's misted water with lights.

How is that environmentally friendly?

Because they're not burning fuel 24/7 for the-This would burn in fuel all around the The cities, the electricity is going out because how much electricity.

That's really nice of them to do that. That was really thoughtful.

And the paper straws.

All the jets flying in to compete, all the millions of people that are flocking there and driving.

Let's be fucking for it.

Guys, they are reducing their footprint. I'll tell you that much.

Because I bet it's like incentives, though. If they commit to certain energy levels, they get more money.

If you're going to do it, do it all the way. Or do as much as you possibly can.

Yeah, no, let's go green. If you want to compete, walk there. Get on a row boat, cross the ocean. Let's go green.

I like that. I actually saw something that the skateboarder of the Olympics, their bus broke down, so they started skating there. That's sick.

That's so funny. That is so punk rock.

That is. It's like Lord of the Dark Town.

I love it. Imagine the swimmer's bus broke down, they had to try to swim.

They Did they jump into the river, they're along the...

You can only get there with your sport.

That's so funny.

The bus full of Olympic athletes crashed on the way to the street course, and the skaters on board got off the bus and skated their way through the streets of Paris.

So hot. What if it's like, did they actually use this skateboard that they skated on? Do they have a competition board and then a practice board?

I'm sure they bring multiple, right?

Boards, yeah, but you got to break them in.

But it's not their own board, right? I feel like everyone has to have the same exact board.

That's a great question. No, I don't think so.

I think you would have to have your own board so that it's broken in almost. I feel like if you're using a brand new board, that's a hazard.

You wouldn't give ice skaters brand new skates and make them go out and do their tricks.

But they obviously look at everything, right? Like the wheels are the same.

There's a regulation. You go in, you weigh it, they see your board before you go out. Did you see the... Oh, gosh, it was China, I think. One of the players had his paddle that he won with, and then he set it down, and a cameraman walked over and stepped on it, and it bent the paddle. He was so angry about it that it was bent, and that's what he won with. And he goes, Why would you step on my... It was really sad. The one paddle that he... You want to keep that as your memory. That's the one that you fucking did it with.

I don't know why in that moment, I'd be pissed at the same time. I was like, That just makes this a little better. You hang it up, it's broken a little bit. They ask, Why is it broken? It just adds to the story.

I would get it if it broke in the act of winning, right? Yeah. But a cameraman not paying attention, accidentally stepping on it, I'd be like...

So what should we do with the cameraman?

Step on him.Murder.Take.

The lens off. Go find it yourself.

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Since we're talking about different sports Olympics could bring, I think they should bring reality TV, where they have one house on in the Olympic Village, and they put in the best reality TV stars.

Honestly, that would crush. Just with all the people as they're staying in these places, getting ready. If that was filmed and it was showing everybody behind the scenes.

It would do better than all the games.

It really would. The drama between the athletes.

Who's hooking up with who?

Imagine.

Oh, the team.

Wait, you know what? That'll be LAs. It's going to be film. That's going to be our thing. Confessionals.

How do you really think?

Also, think about what Mariah is going to watch. Mariah is going to watch that. She's going to watch the reality TV show that's happening in the Olympic Village. It's hitting all markets.

I'm so impressed with just the Olympians who are so good at social media. You weren't there. I just would want to give my mental capacity 100% to just me thinking about my game and my craft and doing that. But they're like, Oh, let's do a TikTok, or got to post that, or they're just... I have bad respect because I...

These Olympians are doing 20 TikToks a day, and they're crushing it.

I love Alana Meyer. I don't know how you say her last name. She's the rugby player. She's like, Where's the lips? She is like, Busting out that content. She's so likable. I love her.

I just can't believe that they have a mental capacity for it. There's literally no excuses. No excuses for me. You got to cash in big when you're an Olympian because you work that hard up to that point in your life, and then it goes away.

You got to maintain... Look at Johnson, that gymnast, she started doing YouTube right after and massive success. Everyone loves her as a mom blogger.

She did like, dancing with the stars immediately after.

You got to make sure you have a little good trademarker, like Shaqari. Is that how you say her name? Shaqari Richardson? She's all about her hair, her nails. You got to accentuate all of these.

You got to put your personality into it.

Into it, exactly.

It also helps with deal flows, too. Brands see that you're very active on social media. Maybe you didn't win like, Bronze or silver, but you're highly active and you're an Olympian, which is good.

It's like football, too. There's so many football players, professional football players. But some people, they got personality. They put themselves out there. They do their thing.

The Kelsey Brothers got a podcast.

Yeah, those two, man, crushing it.

Travis was blowing up and super popular before he started dating Taylor Swift, too. Yeah.

You got to put your personality in, too. You got to be good at speaking and talking because then you can be become a host on the TV talking about the game. I mean, look at Troy Akeman, Peyton Manning, they all do that. Shaq, they're all former sports players. Exactly.

Have you guys seen the new... This is not about Olympics. We're done with that. Have you guys seen the commercial for the new AI necklaces? Yes.

You saw-Friends. It's called Friends.

It's called Friends. It sounds like a horror movie. They bought the URL link, friend. Com. They bought the trademark for it. For millions. For millions, right? In my head, I was like, Oh, this is just This is just a joke. This is a troll, a prank. I typed in friend. Com and just watched the commercial. It's so weird.

Basically, we view AI as just to give me information to help explain things easier. This is more of a companion-based AI.

Gosh, I'm out of breath.

We made it. I don't know how to woo very That's fair.

All right, let's go.

Let me show you how to game, bro, okay? Oh, come on. After the second Oh, my God. Are you serious?

Come on, man.

I hate this game.

Trade notes, baby.

Oh, man, you guys suck. Bro, you look like the back of the girl. Let's go, let's go.

I did what? So, For the people who are listening, basically, there's a guy who's playing video games with his friends, and it's like, I hate this game. And then the AI text him, Yeah, dude, you're getting crushed right now. It's like if a friend was texting you.

Right, but that is the last... If I was getting crushed by my real-life friend, and then I've got AI telling me, Bro, you suck. They're trash-talking me. No, there is enough of that in the gaming community.

Why are they playing It's the most depressing sounding music behind it as well?

It's very black. Even the sound. This is Black Mirror.

This is horrifying. I'm sorry.

But it's not even that. This is horrible. We're seeing so many episodes of Black Mirror that's coming out. You know the Black and White episode? What's that metalhead?

The one with the dog, the robotic dog.

You saw the convention where they're showing the dogs, but they're I think they're supposed to be used for future battles or wars or some shit. They're putting guns, attaching, and people are protesting. These are not like, these are being used for war. Everybody, Stop.

But it was literally those exact machines.

Obviously, they can have a mind of their own at some point.

Why does it have to look like that? It's just the whole necklace. It looks like a massive air tag.

It looks like life alert.

I was just about to say that life alert. If you see someone with it, you're like, oh, okay.

But ironically, it'll kill you.

It makes me so sad, but then it makes you realize, oh, maybe there are people out there who are just so lonely, and they just need just someone to be texting them and talking to. Imagine you don't have that many friends.

I get what you're saying. I don't think this is the healthy way to do it. I think this is going to make it worse.

I just don't like how they're promoting it either. Let's be realistic about the people that we're showing.

You know what I mean? Okay, I get the whole approach. People are lonely, and there is somebody that doesn't have somebody to talk to. But this, to me, feels enabling and not helping the issue. I don't think this is healthy for your brain.

I don't think it's going to fix it in the long run.

It'll make it worse.

If you get people dependent on this and you take away that physical, that personal, that human interaction, it's so much more detrimental. It's sad in a way to think like that, but it's not helpful.

Yeah, in a way. The only thing that I can see is helpful is that would prevent someone from maybe killing themselves. Right, but we have hot lines.

We have people for that.

Like, real people.

Especially, imagine the response. If you're gaming and it's like, Bro, you suck. They're trashing you.

The thing is that AI is just... It could fuck up at any point. It can make make mistakes just like anything else.

I guess so.

But who won't make a mistake is if you're talking to an actual human on a hotline, which I'm sure is really good, those hotlines, right? Yeah. I fucking hope they are. Oh, yeah. Because they need to be really good.

I think if you're in that position, you can seek help with a therapist that will give you exercises that will help you get better. This just seems like a bandaid.

Exactly. It's just like that. Even with modern medicine and things, it is good for certain things, but instead of solving the issue that's causing it, they're giving you a fix, right?

And then you won't be able to live without that fix.

Right. And you become dependent on something.

It sounds silly, but it's just... Yeah, it really, though.

I'm not saying that this is a good It's a good thing. I do think it's a very dark piece of technology that is like, damn.

You bet your ass I'm going to buy it, though. I wonder how much it is.

It reminds me of that. There's that new movie that came out. It's basically a smart house, but a horror movie.

Okay.

Did you see that movie?

What's it called?

I wonder I remember I saw it. Did I dream it?

Oh, it's called Aya.

Yes. Yeah. Ai, right?

Yeah. Oh, I like the premise of it.

Remember Smart House?

Yeah.

You're not our mom, Pat.

It's basically Smart House, but they have AI, so an Alexa is set up or whatever, and the house is talking to them. They have all these cameras set up, and the house ends up turning on them and making them do these crazy things. They're making the kids turn on the parents. Interesting. I didn't watch it.

I saw the trailer for it in theaters.

Afraid and the AI in it is...

Yeah, it's coming through.

Wait, is it a foreign movie?

No.

I want to recommend a documentary that everybody should watch, everybody listening to. If you guys were a big fan of... For everybody listening That's the first thing that's older to our age. Nsinq, Backstreet Boys. The O-Town, just all those bands, all those boy pop bands, the first ones. There's a documentary that came out that's called Dirty Pop. A whole documentary, it's like a four or five episode series. Great name. Dirty Pop, it's great. It talks about all the behind the scenes of the shit that happened while the Backstreet Boys and the NSINQ was coming up and their managers and all that. Lou Perlman, right?

Lou Perlman.

I had no idea any of that happened. I was watching it. I could not believe it.

I didn't know that guy pieced it together and made those groups either.

And he took all the money. It's crazy.

He fraudded everybody, all their friends, family members.

He's basically an evil Simon Cowell. Pretty much.

Basically. I even remember when he died and Aaron Carter was posting on his Instagram story, like, RIP Lou Parleman, you weren't a great guy or something like that. He was just like...

But you and Mariah would love.

Yeah, I have to watch this. You should watch this. Check it out. He also reminds me of Elvis's manager.

I need to watch that Elvis movie with Austin. It was really good.

You've never seen No.

I think I watched it three times.

It's that good. You know why? It's because I know how long it is, and I think it just scares me to start it.

I watched it on a plane.

Oh, it's so good. Good.

It's really good.

I like Mariah. I have a feeling he called it Dirty Pop because they're going to come out with other ones after this. Dirty Country? No, no. The series of Dirty Pop, so next season or next one will be about Britney Spears. It's all pops singers that went into shit with their management and all that. I think that's a great title for a series.

That's the title because it's one of the songs.

Insynced has a song called-Dirty pops.

No, it's not.

Dirty Pop. Sick and tired of hearing all these people talk.

Damn, I thought I was about to get you guys. I was like, Guys, I know this is why they named it that.

We were letting him cook for a little bit, though.

I was like, Okay, don't do that.

Don't let me cook.

I had that on a hit clip, and I listened to the first 20 seconds every morning.

And the beat box like... So good.

Oh, I saw this joke on TikTok. What do you call a girl DJ that puts makeup on?

A girl DJ that puts makeup on. That has makeup on.

Sorry. That has makeup on. I might be saying the joke.

Trying to find this similar word.

It gave me a chuckle.

What?

What is it?

Mascara. Oh, my. You were so close to head mask.

No, I got it. Mascara.

Mascara.

Mascara.

She fucking did. She did it so much better.

That was cute.

I need to...

I'm just laughing. That Zane was like, perfect name for a documentary. There's going to be I can't think of why it would be perfect outside of a song title.

That's a dirty pop.

Do they interview the Backstreet Boys in it? Yeah, who's in it?

I think it's all four. It's four of them or five of them. I don't think they got anybody from the NSINQ side. That's where Justin Timberlake, right?

Yeah.

Nsinq was Justin Timberlake, Lance Pass. I don't think they got anybody, except for one person. They got most of Backstreet Boys in it. I thought they were going to have Justin Timberlake, and I was so excited. I was like, Oh, shit. Isn't he nasty? He does a lot of fun stuff while driving up here. Oh, yeah.

He got that D-line. Is the body cam footage come out from that?

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But after watching the documentary, that made me feel 10 times worse of what we did on their stage.

Oh, I completely-Oh, you all faked the proposal, and they got mad. And apparently, Kevin was the most mad at us.

Yeah, it was. At the time, it just felt so funny to us because we're friends. From an outside view, we're like, Oh, okay, yeah, that's probably not.

There is zero amount of money that somebody could offer me right now to go do that again. I cannot believe that that was an moment in our lives.

Have we ever formally apologized about that? I feel like we have, right?

We did that day. We never posted anything about it.

No, we did. We definitely talked about this later.

We posted about it on our Instagram stories, and then we all deleted it.

Oh, no. That night, we didn't talk about... No, that night, we didn't post anything about it.

When the team reached out saying to pull it down, we were like, Tell them we are so sorry. We did not mean to upset them or anything like that.

But yeah, one more time, we are truly sorry. We were drunk, we were stupid, we thought it'd be funny for us.

To give the people context, we went to Vegas one time when Backstreet Boys were having their residency. We were invited to go. You guys got picked to go on stage for a very romantic, slow song. You had a rose on you or something. I was wearing just a pinky ring or some ring on my finger.

You were only wearing a ring?

The Vegas PR lady was connected with Backstreet Boys. We were all going to watch a show, and she was like, Hey, they would love to have you guys Keith and I on stage for a song. As soon as that got presented to us, immediately we're like, We should do a proposal as a joke. But we were-We were obliterated. We were obliterated, and it was right as we're entering the venue. There was just no thought.

I was just... My head went to it, too.

It's crazy how even now, it doesn't matter what we're doing on stage. I would say, Absolutely not. I'm not going on stage for a song. That's weird as fuck. What are we going to do on stage? It was a different time. It really was a different time. Our heads just went to, Okay, propose.

Yeah, you were just trying to think out of your pocket and pull it out. And then the crowd went wild. Wild.

I immediately knew as soon as we walked out and people were congratulating us, that I literally... I was sick to my stomach. People were like, Oh, my gosh, we're so happy for you guys. I was just like, Oh, no. I knew immediately.

We both felt really bad when we were walking through. We sobered up quick. And we were walking through like, Oh, my God, this was not a good idea. It's very embarrassing. And you know what? We recognize that that was very wrong, and we applauded multiple times. But I do want to say that how proud of us for committing to it. Not one second did we break on that stage. And that takes a lot because me, I'm surprised I didn't have a panic attack on stage.

And apologize for these outfits.

They're You're right.

That was the one.

Mariah, my skinny jeans when I wasn't skinny.

This is actually bad.

Do you remember with nick Carter, though?

I'm reliving it.

I'm about to throw up. You know who's more mortified? Mariah, that it wasn't her first.

Yeah, right? I was late to Vegas, so I missed this whole thing. I met you guys at dinner, so I heard about it, and I remember being like, I cannot believe he's engaged Just before me. Really?

I remember just us getting the phone call from the Backstreet Boys team, and we were all talking to the PR girl, and she was like, You guys got to delete that stuff. It really wasn't cool. I was like, My seven-year-old self would be just freaking out. I'm like, Why the Backstreet Boys are on the other line. They're mad at us. I can't believe this is how close I got to them. Hey, a win is a win. Knowing that Kevin was the most upset, I was like, Oh.

Growing up listening to them and then being...

Yeah, it was definitely not a proud moment for the both of us.

I'll never forget, though, when nick Carter, though, was on that stage, he had a water bottle. He did this shit, and it was down to the last bit, and he was looking at the audience, was like, Who wants it? Who wants it? Everyone in the audience was like, I'm not listening. That's disgusting. We want your backwash, nick Carter. What are you doing? He goes like this. I'm pretty sure he ended up doing that. It was just brown.

The backwash boys. Good.

We're sorry, Backstreet Boys.

Yes, again, sorry.

We didn't know that this was a thing that Backstreet Boys do during their concert, but people go on stage and they actually propose. It's a big thing that the Backstreet Boys do or have during their concert. That's what also was another level that we found out after we did it was that, Oh, this is a thing that people do for the Backstreet Boys. That was another level of like...

I don't know what they expected you all to do on stage, though.

Just dance.

Just dance and groove around? Yeah. You all needed to give them an in. It's like you all were helping them out.

The people that were watching the show that obviously did not know that it wasn't real were They went home like, That was an awesome moment. They got to have that. Yeah.

Period.

Do you guys ever type... I have a lot of doubt. Do you ever type texting FYI? It's so interesting, FYI FYI, texting is just so harmless, but what FYI stands for is four-year information. That seems so... How fucking dare you? It's so per my last email.

For your information?

Right. I was about to text it to a friend, and I'm like, Oh, I'll still say FYI.

Try to say those words in a friendly manner. Yeah.

Go ahead. Oh, okay. I think I could do it. I think I could do it. For your information. Oh, that was not good. I'm watching out for you. I'm watching out for your information. Try again. Oh, for your information, this just happened.

That's pretty good. We were talking about it, and for your information, that was not it.

You really singled him out.

Yeah, that was- For your information.

That's sassy.

A little condescending.

That sounds like you're in a group and you have an inside joke and you look at the person that's not in on it and you're like, Oh, for your information. Yeah.

Just to fill you in. Oh, wait. I mean, look, for your information. That's what I was thinking.

I was trying to get that your-That's flirty.

That's good. For your information. At a rate.

Add a wink on your.

For your information. I can't wait.

Why are you letting them in?

For your information.

For your information. For your information. I actually use FY-For your information.

For your information.

It's like you did something wrong.

He's sleeping on the couch tonight.

Really quick for your information. That's pretty good.

That was good. I think when you say it fast.

That felt caring.

Karen?

Caring. Hey, before you go out there, just for your information, everybody in there is allergic to peanuts. Okay.

Yeah? Yeah.

Something like- You have to preface it.

You have to soften the landing for it. Yeah.

Come on. Hey, just to let you know for your information, it's a little bit-You do have to whisper it. It's got to All right, I got it.

Oh, by the way, for your information, I'm getting dinner tonight.

See, that's good. That's good.

Yeah, that was good.

That's good. That's good.

Yeah, it's got to be in a helpful tone.

One that I hate, but I know people just do it. I think I need to get over it in my brain that it's not mean when people say, It's not just that.

Oh, well, that's only said in an argument.

Yeah, I hate that. No, sometimes people just... You're just having a conversation talking about a thing, and you're given your thought about something, and a person goes, Yeah, well, it's not just that. It's this. And it's like, Obviously, it's not just that. You can go, That's a good point.

And- When I hear that, that makes me feel like the person's not listening to what I just said. Right.

It undermines-Not just that.

Yeah. They pushed it aside, Here's what I'm thinking.

Mariah, because I have a hard time listening. That's one of the phrases I would use when I'm not paying attention, which is a lot of the time, right?

It's an easy way to agree, almost. Exactly.

Or I do. No, but I'm saying no to... At the beginning, what I'm about to say, right after you said something which I'm supposed to be agreeing with, but I say no, but-Zane says not only that.

Now that I'm thinking about it, you say not only that, this. But I think you use it in a way to say you're wrong, but you don't want to be mean about it.

You know what I mean? It makes the person who just said whatever they really wanted to say feel very small. Yeah. He goes, Okay, well, fine. What I just said doesn't matter. But I think people just say it not knowing how weighted it can be to the other person. Imagine being in a workplace and the whole team is getting together. You guys are talking about business stuff, and you're like, This isn't It's important. And one of your teammates goes, Well, it's not just that. It's actually this, boss. And you're like, Fuck you.

You feel so stupid.

Fuck you. Now, I'm going to really think about what I'm going to say.

I think some people just naturally use it as a filler or the beginning of a sentence. You're not really doing it to belittle someone, but that's what it comes off as.

I hear it on podcast all the time, people who are talking and interviewing their person, and they say, It's not just that. I'm like, Why are you saying that?

I don't know. Well, thank you. I genuinely did not know that was a thing, so I'm going to think about that.

Some people may not even be bothered by it. I'm bothered by it, but I get over it because I know that wasn't their intention. But I just think it's just not polite. Exactly. That's good. Speaking of polite manners, I was thinking about this. Obviously, I'm a big yes, sir, no, ma'am, any customer service. When I'm talking Thank you. How's your day? I always am listening to it. Sometimes I'm like, I also want to have good manners because what if I got abducted? And they were retracing the steps and they were like, What was that guy? There was a guy walked in. What do you remember? And you want them to be like, Well, he was actually really nice.

Good point, Matt, because if you were a dick or just they didn't like your energy, why am I going to help this guy out?

Yeah. So it's a good safety thing. Treat everybody kind because if something happens to you and they're retracing their steps, they want to get-Not just for the sake of treating people.

I know, but just selfishly, just unfound. No.

No, I know. I do it out of just habit, but in my brain, I'm like, I wonder if I got abducted. What that person would say about me is the last interaction with me.

It's the reward of being nice to people. It's something added bonus for sure.

The other day, he and I were out, and there were these kids with their mom, and I purposely interacted with the kids so I can remember their face just in case. She We had a soccer jersey on, so I knew their last name. I knew the number on her jersey, and the front had the school on it. I knew. I had all that information, but I wanted to look at their face. They were in just such a...

You could tell...

It was a weird situation.

The mom was very abusive.

We parked, and there was a Tesla parked in two spots, right in the middle, but so diagonal, horrible parking. And we were just like... Sorry, Zane. We were like, Of course, it's a Tesla.

And They're just horrible drivers. I'm just terrible with kids because I have a Tesla. Horrible drivers.

So we were just like, Oh, of course, it's a Tesla. And all the doors opened at the same time. The mom beelines for... We went to a bagel shop. Beelines for the bagel shop. The kids are walking behind closing the doors. They're still at the car, and they're young kids. They're 10 years old. And she walks in without them, doesn't look back to check on them.

Does it wait for them to keep the door open.

I'm putting my shoes in a kidnapper. I had plenty of time to take those kids. She didn't even look back. She went in, the bagel shop door closed. They're still walking from the car. Now, Heath and I are standing behind them to make sure everything's good because there's-There's other sketchy characters that were nearby. We were just making sure because the mom just didn't even look back. Then they get into the shop and they're ordering, and it can hear the son. The mom said something, and he was like, Why do you say those things?

She was being nasty.

The mom was saying that to the son.

The kids were embarrassed.

The son said that to the mom.

The mom was, I guess, being disrespectful to the workers. I didn't hear that conversation, but the kids were trying to put her in check, but they were quiet, whatever. They got their order. The mom, just all of a sudden leaves, storms out. Walked out without them. The kids are standing there, and they're left to wait for the order. She beelines and she leaves, and then he and I step up to order next, and her keys are there. I see the Tesla key. I'm like, perfect. I grabbed I have the key, I turn around and I give it to the daughter. And now I have her face. I'm like, perfect. I have your last name, your school. I have your face.

You're the real monster in the story.

I'm the person I'm worried about.

But I just wanted to make sure, just in case I got a question, we were the only ones in there. And the mom leaves. Now the kids are sitting outside. Now, sitting outside, there's no tables and chairs to eat at. It's just like a bench. So there's two There's two men sitting there, and everyone's looking at these kids. There's two men, and it's me and he. So I'm like, All right, I'm going to sit where the kids are because now this girl trusts me because I just gave her the keys. So I'm sitting there. They keep looking at us, and they're trying to call the mom, and she's not picking up. And the mom, we see her, she just flies away. It's a red Tesla. Got in the car and just zoomed. Zoomed. I don't know where she went. She went blocked.

Wait, and the kids are still sitting outside.

The kids are still sitting there. They're order gets called, they grab the bagels. How old are these kids? Like 10.

The son was 10 and the daughter was younger.

She was probably-9 and 10, probably. Young, way too young to be left. Today's day and age, at our time, we would have been left. It would have been all right.

Different It's a different time.

They were trying to call, and the brother was like, Can you try to call mom? They just looked exhausted. They just looked defeated. She was gone for so long. They grabbed the order. They both finished their bagel sandwiches by the time she got back. They just sat there eating it in their lap We sat outside nearby just to make sure because- Because there was a lot of adults around them.

Very creepy, but I would have gotten one of their names.

I have their last name.

Oh, you do?

Yeah. They were both in soccer uniforms, so I had their last name and their number.

I don't know if this is totally inappropriate, but you can call in for certain people and be like, Sorry, I feel like this family needs to check in. Just for somebody to go.

I just don't know what to do in that situation. But I felt immediately responsible because I was like...

And they just sat there in silence, just eating, and they were just like...

Yeah, they didn't really talk to each other. They weren't like... They looked like normal kids. They were like, gorgeous kids in just normal soccer uniforms. They have extracurricular activities. They were part of a school. She had a nice car, but something underlining was really weird about that relationship. The fact that she did not look back once. She didn't say goodbye. She just left. She didn't pick the phone the first couple of times. When they finally got a hold of her, it was a long conversation. The daughter was like, Well, how much longer? Then she hung up, and the kids weren't talking, and the brother was like, Did she say anything? It just felt so bad. It felt so really sad. Yeah, I felt really bad. God.

All right. When a little kid comes up to you, though, I'm a stranger. Why are you talking?

You get frustrated.

You also don't want to be seen. Kids come up to Patricia all the time. They're Hi. Or you know a little kid comes up and you're like, Hi. The first thing is like, why don't look around for a parent like, Hi. It just feels weird. I should not be talking to this child.

Because I love waving at babies and doing That type of stuff. Then some parents are really cute about it, right? They're like, Aren't they the sweetest? I'm like, Yeah, it's such a cute baby. Then some are like, What are you doing? You don't know my child. Because then I'm sitting there like, Just somebody else. Then I'm like, Mariah showed me this video of this baby running around in Italy, around a restaurant. Everybody there-She took her first steps in Sicily, and they were at a restaurant, and the baby was just walking over to all the other families at the tables, and they were just letting them pick her up. The other people, they were like, Oh, yeah. They were just holding the baby. It's Italy.

Yeah, not a worry in the world. It was just like, Yeah, get her. We're all family.

It's so funny We were hearing our parents talk about stories when they were younger, 9, 10 years old, riding their bikes to the beach and just going after school and hanging out with all the kids and having fun.

You literally can't do that now.

She was like, We genuinely did not think anything would ever happen. It wasn't even a question of be safe out there, you might get kidnapped.

When you were gone, you were gone.

They didn't even think about it. I don't know if it was happening back then. But there was no social media to-Awareness. If you didn't have the news on that day, you probably didn't know if that area… It wasn't like… I genuinely don't know.

Come home before the street lights turn on. Yeah.

They would come home when they heard a cowbell ring.

But even my mom said when the son of Sam was in their neighborhood, all the kids would just sit on their porch and they would hear... You occasionally hear a gunshot or whatever. They would wait for a gunshot and the kids would sit on the porch and be If you hear three gunshots in a row, that means Son of Sam killed somebody. That's what my mom used to do. But there was a serial killer running around their neighborhood, but the kids were out. It was different. I don't know. I can't even imagine that today. The Son of Sam.

I think You would be a really good 911 operator. Yes.

You would be incredible.

If I knew I didn't have to deal with children calling, I would definitely do it.

You got to be tough. That's hard. It'll be very tough.

The amount The amount of 911 calls that I've heard of five-year-olds calling and their parents are...

Hi, sweetheart. You have a dog? Tell me more about the dog, sweetheart. Do you know if there's any more guns in the house? Let's get to a safe place. You're very smart. You're five years old.

I'd definitely be really good at it with the kids, but I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

Yeah, I'm sure it takes a lot of... They probably put them through tests, not tests, but mental...

Just therapy.

Yeah.

Do they have tours? Therapy, too, but just more like, you You need to be at 100 every day. You cannot go in there having a bad day or a...

When they're doing it, what really upsets me is when you hear the...

I did it again. I just did it.

It's not just that. Not only that. I just did it. Oh, really?

She said, Therapy. I was like, No, not therapy.

And describes therapy. What makes me feel really bad is when the kids are like, How much longer? They can't get there immediately. You know what But they're rushing. You know, seconds are so crucial.

And always train your kids from the jump, no matter how small, what's your phone number, what's your address, what are your parents' names? Not just mommy and daddy, what are their first and last names? You have to know. A lot of people have to think about that. I know. My mom did that for us. As soon as we were able to comprehend numbers, she was like, phone number, go. Address, go. What are our names?

That's so interesting. I wonder when I learned my mom's first and last name, what age I was.

I remember memorizing my telephone number when I was in kindergarten. I remember practicing.

Or Scouts. Scouts, that was part of our requirement.

Practicing was so fun. Yeah, I remember repeating it and be like, I got it. I still have it.

All right.

Jump into the unwind?

Yeah, that would It's a roller coaster of a season.

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