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I'm Kyra Blackwell.

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This episode of The Wirecutter Show is called How to Win the War Against Before we dive in today, I just want to tell listeners we're planning a special episode for the holidays.

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We're going to try and have our listeners are Stump Wirecutters, in-house gifting experts. We want to hear your hardest to shop for gift recipients. So send us a voice memo. Tell us who in your life is hard to shop for, what makes them that way, What kinds of things they like, what kinds of things they don't like, what are their quirks, what are their caveats. We'll play these on the show for our gifting team, and then we'll see if we can stump them. Plus, you'll walk away with some great gifting ideas. Okay, so record these on your phone, just as a voice memo, and send the message to thewirecuttershow@wirecutter. Com. And thanks. Guys, I just took my fall trip home to Maine, which was so nice. It's so cozy up there. However, I went to put my head on the pillow at night. It's so quiet. I'm out of the city. And then I heard the the tell-tale scritch-scratching in the walls. Oh, my gosh. The mice have moved indoors. Oh, my gosh. I mean, you can't blame them. The weather's getting cooler. Tis the season. But it is the worst.

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I hate that.

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I I think generally, rodents do move inside during the fall because they're looking for warmth and for food. But that's super gross. I'm so sorry. Have you ever had a mouse, Kyra?

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Yes. In my very first New York apartment, I discovered I had a mouse when it dropped from the ceiling onto my chest in the middle of the night. Oh my gosh. I was in mental and emotional turmoil. I was so concerned. I didn't sleep for probably two weeks until the problem was solved later.

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It was just... I'm so sorry. That sounds That is definitely one way to find out you have a mouse problem, and I wish that on no one but my worst enemies, and you're not one of them.

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But it's not just a disruption of your comfort, though. Mice carry a bunch of nasty pathogens, and they have parasites like mites, ticks, flees. They can bring these all into your home, and they can chew through things like electrical wires, and that can lead potentially to a house fire. So some serious issues. It's not a minimal problem.

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Also, they're pooping everywhere. Yeah. It's just gross. On your counters. It's not it.

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Not it. That's why I'm so grateful to bring Doug Mahoney in today to chat with us because he is a Wirecutter journalist who covers all things home improvement. When it comes to this particular problem, Doug is no stranger. He actually lives in the woods of New Hampshire, and that poses so many challenges for him to solve, including dealing with rodents.

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We have a ton of ground to cover. I mean, Doug is such an expert here, and he's going to be able to walk us through how to tell, first of all, if you have a rodent problem in your home and what you should do about it, how to keep mice and rats from getting into your home in the first place, and what traps to use.

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We'll also cover which rodent killers you definitely should not use. And why?

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Morbidly and regrettably interested in hearing about all of this from our gonzo journalist, Doug Mahoney. Doug.

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We're going to take a quick break, and when we come back, Doug Mahoney, see you soon.

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Welcome back to the Wirecutter Show.

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With us now is Doug Mahoney, who is an O. G. Wirecutter journalist. He's been here for over a decade. He's our resident home improvement and bug repellent expert, and he wrote our Guide to Mousetraps. He's got personal experience with mouse infestation, and he's also dealt with rats, but we'll talk about that later.

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Hey, Doug. Welcome to the show.

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Thanks for having me.

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I'm really pumped to have you here. Doug, you and I have worked together for a long time, and I think something that's really fascinating about you and the way that you test for Wirecutter is where you're testing. You live on a farm up in New Hampshire, right?

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Yes, I do.

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Can you paint a picture for us of what your farm looks like?

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It is more, I would consider it a small family farm or a homestead, I guess. We raise a bunch of animals for food, for various other reasons. We always have a flock of sheep. We always have chickens, and we often raise pigs. For a while, I had a dairy cow and her calf, but for the most part, we always have sheep, we always have chickens.

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This is the This hobby farm, basically, is a place that you tend to get rodents, right? You tend to get mice and rats that are attracted to these animals, right?

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Yes, definitely. It really wasn't until I had the cow that the pests really started to show up.

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What about the cows? Bring them.

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I really don't know. I think it might have something to do with the style of manure they have. It's very different from that of a sheep or that of a chicken. The style of manure. It's a much more abundant dropping. Oh, my God. It stays, too. Sheep, their droppings just disappear after a few rains, but a cow will sit for a year. It really sticks around.

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Yeah. I highly recommend the children's book, Everyone Poops, which goes in to some of this, and I read it almost every night.

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Oh, that was a regular night house.

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To your children, yes.

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No, I didn't.

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That's not what I said. Doug, you live in an old farmhouse, too, right? There's probably lots of nooks and crannies where little rodents like to hide and wiggle through?

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Yes. My house is 251 years old. It was built in 1773. It's older than the country. It has a fieldstone foundation, and modern framing is done in such a way to prohibit that floor-to-floor movement by animals. But my house doesn't have that.

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You basically have the perfect test space to test out rodent control gear? Yes. Okay, great.

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Well, we're going to get into it, But first, Doug, you got a lightning round quiz for us.

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Yeah, you're going to test our rodent IQ.

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Okay, is everybody ready? We're ready.

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Okay.

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The first question, what is the official name for a group of mice? A, A, a scurry of mice, B, a nest of mice, C, a run of mice, or D, a mayhem of mice? D.

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D.

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Come on, Rosie.

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It's not a mayhem. It's What's going to be a scurry.

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A scurry is actually a group of squirrels.

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A group of mice is known as a nest of mice. I was going to say nest.

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That was the obvious one. I was like, I'm not going for the obvious one.

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I was thinking like a murder of crows, a mayhem of mice.

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But a group of rats. It's called a mischief. So that you may have been thinking of a mischief also.

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That's pretty good. All right. What else you got?

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Mice are instrumental in spreading what disease? A, malaria, B, cat scratch fever, C, lime, or D, shingles.

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B. A?

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I think A.

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It is actually lime. Oh. Yeah.

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Why? Is it because the ticks stick onto the mice?

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Yeah. Deer ticks are the most commonly associated insect with lime. People tend to associate deer, but one of the main carriers is actually mice.

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How would you get lime from a mouse?

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Well, you wouldn't. You would get it through the tick, but The mice are carriers of it, and then the ticks latch on to the mice, get the feeding, and then move on.

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Then they hop off and then move on. Then move on to a human. You could technically have mice in your home, and a tick comes in on them, and then the tick attaches itself to you. Yes. Okay. Wow. Gross. More things to worry about. Great. Thank you. Thank you so much.

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So the next question. A mouse can fit through a hole the size of what? A, a quarter, B, a nickel, or C, a dime?

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A nickel. I'm going to say a dime.

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I'm going to say nickel.

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It's a dime. Wow. Actually, I was looking online, a lot of rodentologists even reduce that to the size of a number two pencil for smaller mice.

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What? Wild. What is their skeleton fold in on itself? Is it like an X-Man or something?

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What? They just need to get their head through, and they have those long, narrow heads.

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That makes sense, though. It's the same with cats. You see cats just get through anything as long as they can fit their skull in there. Yeah.

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Let's talk a little bit about mice, and we'll talk about rats later. But, Doug, what's the first sign? If you aren't sure that you have mice, but you're maybe suspicious, what are the things you should look out for in your home that would indicate that you have a mouse problem?

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I would say the two biggest would be nibbled food. If you look in your pantry, you might look like a cereal box. Those are prime targets for mice. Also just droppings, just finding droppings down in the basement. They just look like really small grains of Black rice is basically what they look like.

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If you haven't bought any Black rice recently and you see what appears to be- And you see something in the pantry.

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Yeah, it's time to It's time to do something about it.

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What about sounds? I've been at people's homes before, and I've heard scratching in the walls. Is that a sign?

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Yes, definitely. You can definitely hear them scurrying around in the walls.

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I've had that in my apartment. I could hear them trying to chew through the floorboards at night.

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Oh, that when they Oh, yeah.

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It's a soundtrack to my childhood. That scritch, scratch, scritch, scratch, and they're running doing laps. It's haunting. What sucks is when it feels like they're right on top of you, but they're the baseboard.

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Yeah, it can really feel like an invasion of your space.

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What's then the first step to take when wanting to get rid of the problem? Is it panic clean or just panic?

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Well, clean, hopefully not panic, but you really want to... With any pest, whether it's ants or mice, really, the first thing you want to do is just clean up. They're there for a reason. The reason is usually food or shelter. If you can eliminate terminate those two things, you just make your house less desirable. It's a matter of cleaning up, making sure your kitchen's cleaned up, clean out the little crumb tray in your toaster, clean behind the toaster, all those little crumbs. It may also mean fortifying your pantry a little more, whether it's putting things in Tupperwares or decanting in the Mason jars. But you really want to just make sure that whatever the mouse is there for, it's just less easy for them to get it.

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Doug, how about patching up holes. Earlier, you mentioned that mice can fit through the size hole of a number two pencil, but what do you do to patch up just different size holes?

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Yeah, well, that you definitely want to, if you can, check out the exterior of your house. Usually, it's around the foundation. They're not really known for climbing up the side of a house. It's looking at that ground level and seeing if there's any cracks in the foundation, or if you have a fieldstone foundation, try and isolate the areas. With a fieldstone foundation, you could use a cement product to patch the holes. Other holes, like a small hole in a wood area, like if it's through your siding, you can use a really good flexible sealant. I know some people use spray foam, the triple expanding spray foam. That really fills the space. Additionally, you could jam a brillo pad into the space if it's a larger space, and then spray foam that. That is actually particularly good because the spray foam locks everything into place, and then the hole has this uneven metal shape that's coded with soap, which is unappealing to the mouse, too.

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Yeah, I remember in my very first apartment, the one where the mice were chewing through the floorboards, unfortunately, my super did use a brillo pad, and he secured the hole, but then he ended up trapping the mice in my apartment, so I had to go to the next step, which is buy traps. But in preparing for this, we read the guides, and it seems like most of the traps that you recommend are kill traps. Yes. Is that the most ethical way to get rid of mice?

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It actually There's a number of styles of kill traps, and then there are what's known as humane traps. They're also called catch and release traps, where you catch the mouse, and the theory is that you catch it live, and then you go down the road X number of miles, and you drop the mouse off. There's a couple of problems with those. One is that it may be illegal in your area. Relocating wildlife is often illegal. You're essentially just making it someone else's problem in a way. Fair enough. Which isn't not really what you want to do. But the other problem with the humane traps is that you need to really stay on top of them, because if you have a humane trap and a mouse gets caught in it, you really have to be at it the next day. If you forget it's in your basement, then the mouse will dehydrate or starve. If it's a trap that can catch multiple mice, then the mice would start attacking each other. That's a vicious scene. Even if everything works out really well, you get right to the mouse and then you go and you drive it 10 miles down the road and you let it go in a field.

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The problem is that mice are not really designed for new environments. They don't really go very far from where they live and where they're born. So any mouse that's set out in the child is going to end up either starving or dehydrating or being eaten by a predator because they're pretty clueless once they get out there. They don't know where the food sources are. They don't know where water is. So none of those results results are better for the mouse than a snap trap, which is just a very, very quick, instantaneous kill.

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I remember years ago in one of my first Brooklyn apartments, my landlord got a glue trap, and it was probably the most horrific thing I've seen. It's like a little pool of glue and the rodent gets stuck in it. Then I don't know what the plan is after that. Are you supposed to- You just toss it. Yeah. I know that I probably should have killed it with a frying pan or something, but I just threw it out the garbage. I know that that was probably the wrong thing to do. Was that the wrong thing to do?

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Well, not really. Those are sticky traps. Those are really not good because they're not a humane trap. It's a kill trap, but you're supposed to get the mouse stuck there and then they just die, whether they get their mouth involved in the stickiness or they just starve because they can't move. I've also read that they're not particularly effective because they only catch younger mice. I guess older mice have a little more sensitive hairs on their paws, so they can sense the stickiness and they stay away from it. But when I moved into my house, I went up in the attic and there's big sticky pads up there with these little mouse skeletons on it. It's just not the way to do it.

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That is not it.

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I don't like that. That is not how you want to go. But there is a right way to do it, right?

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Yeah. You do recommend kill traps on the site. I just imagine a classic Tom and Jerry snap trap with a little classic cheese wedge on it. Is that the trap that you recommend?

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Yes. Well, pretty much. What we recommend, they're called the Snap Trap, which is the classic mousetrap. And a company named Victor makes the classic wooden ones, which work. They all have the same effectiveness. There's not like one is particularly better or more deadly than the other one. But when you move up the ladder, what you're getting are these more convenience features, which are going to be particularly important to people who aren't used to dealing with mice. And that comes down to two things. One is they're easier to set, and the other one is they're easier to empty. So the one we recommend is by Tomcat. When you set it, it's just a matter of flipping this tab back. You don't really have to get involved. I don't know if anybody has ever done the classic Victor Trap, where you have to get that little copper bar balanced on that little piece, and then you snap your fingers. On the Tomcat, all you do is just fold this piece back and it's set. Then once it kills a mouse, and then you just fold that piece back again, and then you can release the mouse.

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Why are you releasing the mouse if it's dead? When What do you mean?

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Just to put it in the trash, and then you can reuse your trap.

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Can you just explain what the Tomcat press style looks like? They're plastic, right? They have claws. It's a little more robust.

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It looks like a souped-up version of the wooden snap trap, except the pieces are more robust. It's not a little copper bar. It's this plastic jaw. Then there's an extra piece, which is that lever. They're a little bit larger than a matchbox. It's the same principle, though.

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What are you baiting the traps with?

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There are two standards. One is peanut butter and the other is Nutella, and they are irresistible, almost irresistible, maybe.

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I have a bone to pick. I did some field... I didn't do some field research. I passed to my dad, who has this poor guy. He retired years ago, but is still Moonlighting as a mouse extinguisher. He has gone through all the different peanut butters. He's got these little guys, the organic, the chunky. They have, I swear, developed a taste and recognized that they get fed better if they keep eluding these traps. Now, apparently, he splits a peanut in four parts and wedges it in there, and that is apparently foolproof. Wow. Until they figure that out. Yeah. But usually Nutella. That's dedication. I know. When you're 30 years in. Nutella and peanut butter, generally speaking, are the way to go. Generally speaking, yeah.

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When you're testing these traps to see how they work, how are you doing this exactly? Are you setting out a bunch of traps in your home, or are you going to another location? How do you go about that?

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Well, we do two kinds of testing. One is we just use the traps, set them and trip them and them and trip them, see how easy they are. We're simulating what they're like to use. Then I also use them, like we talked about, my property is a haven for rodents, our house. We have mice in our house all the time. I use them in my basement My office is in a workshop barn, and so I use them out there also.

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Wow. Do you have any best methods for making sure that your traps are effective, places that you'd like to put them that you know will catch a mouse?

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Yeah. Well, mice are pretty defensive creatures, so you never want to set a mousetrap in the middle of a room. A mouse will never get to it. Mice travel along a wall. The best thing to do is to find out where you see the signs of mice, and then you can set traps up on the wall. You can set up multiple traps, too. It's not like you just can put out one. If you think you have a larger mouse problem, you can set out three or four.

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I mentioned in your guide that you said that you could put two traps next to each other because sometimes a mouse will hop over one onto the other one?

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Yep.

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That's insane.

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I think that's a great point around these rodents being smart enough to jump over one trap to the next. I think a lot of people might have some ethical feelings about killing rodents that might be in their home. Are there any options for people if they don't want to kill the rodents? What do you say to people who are struggling with this? They have something in their home, they probably don't want it there, but they also don't want to kill it.

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It's a tough It's a conversation. They can live with the mice, but they're not really a creature you want to cohabitate with in your house. They can destroy food. They can chew through wiring. They can carry diseases. You should do something about it. You could pass on the work to a pest control operator if you don't wanted to do the traps yourself, which I would completely understand. But something should be done about the mice in your house.

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Or you just move, you buy a new home.

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Or you just buy a home. Give it to them. That's the humane thing to do.

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That's the pull quote from this episode, Buy a new home. Well, actually, one thing that we haven't discussed, can you just skip it all and get a cat? I mean, I'm allergic, but it sounds better than having to deal with the snap trap.

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Well, yeah, the cat raises an interesting thing. First of all, it depends which cat. We have three cats. One of them is a turbo hunter, and the other two are much less so. But But also, I think there have been studies done where when a rodent senses a predator is nearby, it will retreat. You could possibly be driving mice further into your home with a cat.

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That would be unfortunate. Yeah.

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I live in New York City, and I have had a couple of mice over the years, one the first morning of my first baby being home, and my cats caught it, which, yay. But they do seem to keep them out. It's not a universal fix, right? No. It's just it depends on the cat.

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Yeah, definitely. I mean, I am pro cat. I'm not saying not to get a cat, but it's not necessarily something you can always rely on, I guess.

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I also have a cat, but he doesn't do anything, so that's not reliable. What I'm hearing is you should definitely get a kill trap because they're the most ethical way to fix your mouse problem. You shouldn't rely on a cat, and you should make sure that you're cleaning everything so that the rodents don't want to be in your house in the first place, right?

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Yeah. And peanut butter and Nutella on the trap for bait unless Unless you live in the Garren household. Correct. Because apparently, they can lick that right off.

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And if it doesn't work, you just move. Right.

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That's right.

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Just pack it up.

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We're going to take a quick break, and when we come back, we're going to talk about everyone's favorite topic, rats. Oh, my. We're also going to talk a little bit about the things that you really should avoid when dealing with a rodent problem. We'll be right back.

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A mischief after the break.

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Welcome back to The Wirecutter Show. This episode is all about rodents and practical advice and suggestions for people who are actively fighting them. Our guest is Doug Mahoney, a journalist here at Wirecutter, who writes about home improvement and has written and reported extensively on rodents and how to be rid of them.

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Earlier in the show, Doug, we talked to you about how to tell a do you have a rodent problem, what traps you should and shouldn't use, and the best practices for successfully catching rodents.

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Now we're going to talk a little bit about something that literally sends shivers down my spine, rats. How do you deal with rats, Doug? Because in my personal experience in New York City, a rat will run up on you. What do you do?

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Rats are different. You use the same type of trap, a snap trap. They're much larger, the ones designed for rats, but it's the same principle. The difference is in how intelligent rats are, so you have to do it a different way. You can't just put out a snap trap and expect a rat to just come into it. Rats, they're really smart, they're really suspicious. They have a hierarchy, too, within their group, which is called a mischief. And what they do is if they see a new food source, one of the lower-level rats will go and check it out. And then if that food source then kills the lower-level rat, then all the other rats know that they should just stay away from it.

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Oh, my God. They're so smart.

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The way to deal with rats is that it takes time, and not everybody is going to want to do it. What you have to do is you have to get a bunch of snap traps. You have to get, say, 10 or 15 snap traps. For this, I would always recommend just get the least expensive, the victor wooden ones. There's the little victors for mice, and then there's the rat-size ones, and they're like...

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They're the kind that would catch your whole foot.

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Oh, yeah, they're big. What happens if you mess up when you're trying to set it yourself? They give a little bite. Like I said, this is not a method for everybody. What you do is you buy a bunch of traps, say 10 or 15 traps, and you bait them, but you don't set them. Then the next day you check them, and presumably all the bait is gone, all the peanut butter is gone. Then you go back and you bait them again. Then you do this again and again and again and again And again, it's up to, say, I've done this before, and I did it for about two weeks or so where you just bait them, and then you don't set the traps. And then the rats, as a group, become comfortable with these traps as a food source. So then you pick your night, and then you bait all your traps, and then you set all of your traps. You start catching a lot of rats. It's an active process. You catch a lot of rats, and then you want to go and clean out the traps. And maybe like 20, 30 minutes later, Why is that?

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Because they'll all get tripped. The rats are so comfortable as a food source, they're going to come out, and then they're going to trip, say, six of these traps. Because there's also another thing to step back. If you're seeing signs, this is applicable to rats and mice. If you're seeing signs of rats or mice, you already have a bit of a problem. There's never just one rat or one mouse. They are very prolific. You want to clean out the traps and then just instantly rebate them and reset them, and then a half hour goes by, go down and check them again, do the same thing. You'll catch a lot more rats than you think that you might have.

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You just play act as Father Christmas for two weeks, just gifting these rats, and then you bring the hammer down.

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Yeah, because if you just put out one snap trap like you would with a mouse, because mice aren't very discerning, they're not as suspicious as rats are. A mouse would just see a new food source and go to it, and then it'll get taken by the trap, and then you'll have a trap right next to it, and another mouse will walk up to it. They don't quite put two and two together so much.

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Okay, so, Doug, setting all these traps for two weeks and then having this night of catching all the rats, it sounds like so much work. Why not just put out some rat poison?

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So rat poison. You really don't want to get involved with rat poison. The most important reason is secondary poisoning. So rat poisons are not... It's not an instantaneous So a rat eats the poison and then its body breaks down. It takes about three or four days for the rat to die. So during those days, the rat is slowing down. And so then it's ripe pickings for predators. Raptors or owls will eat the dying rodent, and then they ingest the poison. So then they'll have the poison in them. And so that's been proven to have some really negative effects on the raptor population and on the owl population. Also another downside of poisons is that, like I said, it's not an instant kill. So then the rat, in its sickness, will crawl into the wall, and that's where it will die.

00:28:09

Presumably, it's a lot of suffering for the rat to be dying that way rather than just a quick kill, right?

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Yeah. I mean, a snap trap is instantaneous.

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To your point about birds eating a rat, that could also be potentially an issue for a cat or a pet in your home, right? There could be some issue with another animal eating the rat.

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Definitely. I mean, the larger the animal is, the less the immediate threat is, but you still don't want your dog ingesting rat poison.

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You don't want a rat dying in your walls and starting to smell.

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At what point do you just give up and call a professional?

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That line is going to be really different for everybody. If you're somebody who you just don't want to deal with traps, you're on the squamish side, then that's going to happen pretty quick. If you're more of a handy do it yourself person, you want to really tackle it yourself, then you'll try traps. I mean, there will be a point in a situation where it just becomes overwhelming. It's really a personal decision.

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Let's normalize asking for help.

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But you also did mention earlier that if you're really trying, you're getting your hands dirty, but you don't see progress. Maybe after a week, two weeks, maybe you should also just ask for help.

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I would say if you're dealing with mice and not rats, if you don't see any change in a week, two weeks, it might be I'm going to call somebody.

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Okay, so this has been pretty intense. I feel like there's a lot of great but also gross information we just learned. Let's lighten the mood a little bit. Doug, you are such an expert on this topic. If I had to vote to have a group of people on my Apocalypse Island, you would definitely be one of them. You're it. I want to play a little choose your own adventure game. You are Indiana Jones in the Last crusade. You're in the Venice sewer with all of those rats. Do you remember that scene? I do. Yeah. Okay, so you can bring three things with you to get out alive. It's the rat Apocalypse. What are those three things that you bring?

00:30:10

I would want to get out. I don't think I'd want to deal with the rats. I would want some protective gear, protective wear, and then a way out. Yeah.

00:30:18

So like boots?

00:30:20

Yeah, like a full body thing. Okay. Yeah. Helmet. Like a hazmat suit. Yeah, hazmat suit.

00:30:25

How about a scuba diving?

00:30:27

Yeah, a scuba diving suit.

00:30:28

Scuba dog. Scuba Doug and the Rats. That's your band name. You can have that one for free.

00:30:33

There you go.

00:30:34

Then some large drone to fly you out of there?

00:30:38

Yeah, we'll go with that.

00:30:40

We'll go with a large drone.

00:30:42

I think the point is, if you're in that situation, get out.

00:30:47

Get out as soon as you can.

00:30:48

It's a lost cause.

00:30:49

Yeah.

00:30:56

Okay, Doug. Well, before we wrap, we like to ask all of our guests one final question. What was the last product that you bought that you absolutely love?

00:31:06

The last product I bought that I absolutely love is a—this is not going to be a universal thing—but it's a fruit press. I got a fruit press.

00:31:16

Fruit as in apples and oranges?

00:31:18

It's like a cider press, basically. We have a bunch of very, very large mature apple trees on our property. I had actually made a cider press myself. It was so dangerous that my kids would have to go across the yard whenever Daddy was pressing cider because I was worried this thing would kick out and throw things. Then I finally was like, Okay, I'm going to invest in. We have so many apples. I'm going to invest in a real unofficial fruit press. I bought a fruit press, and in the first year, I made over 30 gallons of cedar. Wow.

00:31:54

Just from your property? Just from my property, yeah. Wow. What's the name of the fruit press?

00:31:58

It's the Pleasant Hill Fruit Press. Wow.

00:32:02

You're like a bonafide Cydarian. I learned that word the other day.

00:32:05

Is that a real word?

00:32:05

Yeah, it is.

00:32:07

Homesteader Cedarian. I love it. Indiana, Doug. Thanks for joining us, Doug. Yeah, thank you.

00:32:13

It's been great to be here.

00:32:19

Wow. I am grossed out, but Doug was amazing. He really was.

00:32:26

Grossed out, but enlightened.

00:32:27

Enlightened. I love to see him. Hate to hear what preaching, I guess.

00:32:30

What did you learn?

00:32:32

I think my biggest takeaway is snap, don't trap. Just kill him. Don't snap it. Don't try to be nice. Don't trap it. Just do it.

00:32:41

Yeah. I feel like I will probably feel bad the next time I have to set a trap, but I'm going to know that it's the right thing to do. Yeah.

00:32:48

At least the most humane.

00:32:50

Yeah. Let's not say right or wrong. Let's just say the most humane. It's going to be the least suffering for the animal. All right. My takeaway is that if you see droppings, you've got a problem. You already have a problem. This isn't like a baby problem. It means you probably have a lot of things already in your house. You probably already have a lot of mice.

00:33:10

They're everywhere in the walls.

00:33:11

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't lie to yourself and pretend.

00:33:14

Don't put your head in the sand. It's just the one.

00:33:16

Yeah. Well, similarly, I mean, I think all of that is true, but prevailing feeling of it's not your fault, number one. Also, there's really only so much you can do. I mean, especially like you guys, you live in the city, you can only control what you can control. I mean, you can control your house, you can control your crumbs, but you're living on top of other people, and people are going to do what they do.

00:33:46

I mean, that's again, we're going to bring the moving thing up because if you really have a problem and your neighbors are not with you, then they're against you, essentially.

00:33:53

Say goodbye to that security deposit and get out of dodge.

00:33:57

It's worth it.

00:33:58

Well, that's it us this week. If you want to find out more about Wirecutter's coverage and check out Doug's reporting on rodent extermination, or if you want to check out any of the products we recommended today, go to nytimes. Com/wirecutter, or you can find a link in the show notes as ever.

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00:35:09

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00:35:12

I guess so. For the sweet tooth. The sweet tooth. For the sweet tooth.

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Episode description

In the fall, rodents move indoors, seeking warmth and food. We discuss how to keep these critters out of your home and how to vanquish an infestation.  Guest: Wirecutter senior staff writer, Doug Mahoney  Additional Reading: The 4 Best Mousetraps of 2024How a Bag of Dead Rats Proved the Terro Garbage Guard Really Works  Products We Recommend: Best Mousetrap: Tomcat Press ’N Set Mouse TrapRunner Up: Victor M393 Power-Kill Mouse Traps For when you need a LOT of mousetraps: Victor Easy Set Mouse TrapDoug recommends: Pleasant Hill MacIntosh Fruit Press 4 Gallon + Wood Basket [please note, this product is often out of stock] 
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