Transcript of THIS MAN BELONGS IN PHILLY FOR THE REST OF HIS CAREER!

You think I'm getting traded?

No.

Imagine they trade me. Philly, you're going to go crazy.

We're right. If Pat-Pab gets traded, we're flipping cars. They better grease the poles if you get traded because we're burning down City Hall.

Imagine I get traded. Are you sick?

I can't even imagine it. It would do bad things to the crime rate in the city. And that's a promise. That's not even a speculation.