Transcript of Pat Bev and Rone Reunite After 6 Months Apart and Get Drunk to Celebrate - Episode 124

The Pap F pod with Ron. My motherfucking dog Ron.

I'm happy to see you. Wait a second.

We have to cross over the two camera barrier show, and we're in the flesh. I'll be here. Love, gang.

I had to pull up on you. Wait, it's been- I had to pull up on you like an irritated ex.

Like a Navy SEAL. You know what I mean?

Like a Marville rep. I love that. I had to pull up on you.

It really is. It has been since- Because I ain't got shit to do. July. Why?

I don't think I have a job, bro.

I mean, you have a job.

I have a basketball job. I don't have a basketball job, but I have a media company job.

So I mean, you have an easily seven-figure job. I mean, so you don't have a job.

I have to switch my talents to the main thing, if you know what I think.

The hardwood, bro.

Yeah, the type shit.

Yeah, the Papp-F pod.

Make sure you all keep tracking updated because we have a new segment that's about to come. It's called Patbev pod with Ron Courtside. Courtside. Yeah. So we're going to do a whole bunch of stuff. We're going to try to go to a game at least once a week and catch a vibe.

Yeah. I mean, you being back in the United States opens up paying for it.

I'm going to be at that Bulls Clippers game tomorrow. Tomorrow? I'm going to Corp Padbel Pod.

Really? You're about to go back to Chicago? So what's the vision with the show? Where is it going to hit? What are the main cities you're going to focus on?

So I'm going to try to go to most of the places I played at.

Where you're familiar, where there's a fan base. So we're talking about the Bulls. We're talking about the Bucks. We're talking about Philly. We're talking about the Clippers. We're talking about the Rockets. We're talking about T-Wolves, Lakers.

Some good spots. I went to Utah. I was only there for four days. Days, but I don't know if I'm going to make it up there.

Any Orlando magic game?

I don't think I'm going to make it up there, though. But they've been fucking killing it, though.

They are really fun. There's a lot of really fun teams to watch this year as the landscape shifts under our feet. And that's why I'm so excited that you're back because it just gives us a chance to really dive in on the stuff and have-Pow up.

Can we get some of that pink shit? I'll pour some of that pink shit.

Yeah, because, bro- I had a drink in Philly.

We call it the Pink Ladies.

The Pink Ladies?

Yeah. They gave me a drink at that Italian bar that was famous, that you needed a membership.

Oh, really? That's why you got to get back to Philly. What was that place called?

We've been there together.

Where you need a membership. St. Vincent. St. Vincent. Vincent. Vincent. Vincent. Chipriani or something like that, probably. Polizy. Polizy. Polizy.

And be easy.

And don't do us crazy. L'heim. L'heim. To health, brother. And it's like that.

Not bad.

It's smooth. Smooth as hell.

Not bad for a 97-year-old.

So you came into the office, the barstool office, today. You landed fresh in New York, checked in at the nice hotel that you're staying at. I woke up this morning and found that I was getting sued first.

That's what my first thing was. I'm out here looking for an MBA job, and I found that I was getting sued, so that didn't make me feel a little type of way.

Who told you?

I felt like it was a trade. I seen my name on- Woj. I signed somewhere. No, You've been sued. Okay, got it.

Shams is on the court report blotter.

That's all I'm going to speak about on that side, though.

Wait, you can't say anything else about it?

I don't think I can. Do you have a lawyer? Multiple, yeah.

Really? Yeah. This is a multiple lawyer thing?

No, I have lawyers on deck.

Okay.

Retainer. Retainer. Just in case some shit pop up.

That's a smart man, just knowing that there might be a situation where that's great that you can avoid a situation like that.

I thought it was over with, though. I sent my apologies in. We wanted to do a free basketball camp in Indy.

I thought it was over with, but- Camp canceled.

No, we're not going to do that. Camp rescinded the signed jersey.

Send back the signed jersey that you sent. Crazy. A year later.

Their suit.

It's wild. I mean, the smartest way to do it at the last possible second when they've lulled you to sleep.

Yeah, it's okay.

But what do you think the outcome is going to be of that? What's the timetable for it?

I don't know. I just heard about it today.

What the fuck did you expect it?

No, not at all.

You know Dave's dad is a lawyer?

Yeah. Mike Portnoy. I met him at the...

Mike Portnoy, a lawyer.

Yeah. I think I should hire him.

I texted him. Dave said it might be too much. It might be too much of a case. It might be a lot for him. But I'm trying to put out the feelers to lawyers. I feel like with the pilot, we could get a nice defense. Or maybe you give me a shot.

No, I'm cool.

Are you sure that you don't think I could litigate?

No, I'm good.

You didn't see me at the beer games?

I don't care where I seen you at. Any month, if I'm litigating for themselves, usually don't end up well for them.

It is hilarious whenever you watch a video. It's like, I'm representing myself, a jailhouse lawyer.

In the next three days, you see, yeah, that person has been sentenced to life. Something like that.

They have to be licking their chops whenever they see the guy trying to defend themselves. I guess good to get it out in the air, but also it seems like they're suing you for a lot of things. It's like four things.

Yeah, we'll see.

Yeah, we'll see what happens. Back in the United States. So you land in New York, you find out you're getting sued. Do you go straight to the bar afterwards? That's usually what I do when I'm getting sued.

No, I went straight to the hotel and I checked in. And I seen all fill it out for The 76ers, staff, players, personnel. Now I'm like, Is Philly playing tonight? No, they're not playing tonight. They're playing tomorrow. I got two days with Philly.

So the boys are in town.

Boys in town. The boys are in town.

Let's hit up Rico, bro.

Oh, God.

Let's hit up Rico, Heinz.

Yeah, Rico is here. Nurses here.

Let's go get some hot... Let's get Habachi with Rico Hines.

So, yeah, it was It was good seeing some- Work on the shooting for it with the shrimp.

You know what I mean?

It was good seeing some of the staff. It was cool.

Yeah, that's nice to run into some folks. So you get to New York, you check into your nice hotel, reunited with the fellows. You come over to the Barstool office. No.

First off, I go to airport. All right, this is the story. Wake up, get fly as fuck. Okay, cool. I'm going to wear a fucking deer fur today. Down to the socks. Type of shit. You know what I'm saying? So I'm going to do that. Next thing you know, Get driver. Driver takes an hour to get to the airport, but airport for my home is far, so I get it. Cool. No problem. Go up to the kiosk.

The outside one?

No, the inside one. Okay. Cool. Put the number in. Confirmation is fine. Get my bag tag. Oh, I got my bag tag. Everything's peachy. Cool. I go to the lady, she says next. I say next, she says ID. I pull out my wallet. No ID, no credit card. It's all left in my other wallet.

No.

Yeah. I have no ID, no credit card. I'm in New York, I'm going to Chicago, then I'm going to Los Angeles.

This is literally what the movie Home Alone was about.

Okay, so say less. I take it on the chin, not too much. I have clear, so the identification problem is not a problem. Cool. Look at my eyes. Boom, I'm in. Right, I'm in. Now, okay, cool. Hey, Mec, so I can tap to pay. Cool. I don't need cash, so I could tap to pay. But I am in New York, so I'm going to need a little cash. That's why I'm able to use sales. They're my homie who was with me, they're going to be birthday. Shout out to Nek, every birthday, too.

Black Robin town on the camera, on the sticks.

On the camera, on this, too. When I go to airport, okay, cool. Not bad, but okay, I can handle this. Check phone, I'm I'm getting sued. Okay, cool. All right, cool. No problem. First guy's flight to New York. Shout out to Barstoo.

What was the meal on the flight?

I slept the whole way.

Was it Delta? Yeah. You didn't even get the meal?

No, I slept.

I feel like you got to at least take the breakfast.

No, I was asleep. They probably had two meals. Then I was asleep, and I was in good sleep, but the lady kept like...

Warm cookie?

You need anything? Ma'am. Fertata? All four of my eyes are closed. Just let me get me a little sleep. I'm having a day so far. Right. Type shit. But yeah, it got better once.

Mr. Beverly, they're suing you.

Type shit. I'm asleep. That was my day so far.

That's a packed day.

The day is not finished.

That's not it?

I'm here with you, so I don't know how the rest of the day is going to go.

You got to the office, dap up. I haven't seen you since July.

I just literally just asked him that when the last time we shot together.

His words were July. His words were July. You know what I mean? Your beer looks okey and full. It looks very nice. I used to call me patchy.

Patchbev? Yeah, it's patchbev. That's not true, bro. That shit is- Patchbev. I tried to put it in a host.

You could You could do the enhancement if you wanted to put the beige in, but that's not you. You know what I mean?

I'm cool. I'm not doing that way.

So you came in for the hug. Smell, deep smell. You said I had the- No, we have to rewind that. Something else happened. Okay, we'll take it from before. Well, you came in, you saw that I was in the middle of the beer game show hosted by Vivs.

Yeah, but something happened during that time.

I don't want to spoil what happens in the show.

Yeah, but I did something that's probably never... I wouldn't say never been done, but it's been a while. You don't even remember, do you?

You congratulated me on being a father.

I do that all the time. You don't remember.

Secret handshake?

Say you don't remember. What? I don't remember. I beat you to a word.

Oh, you He smoked me. The intellectual acuity of Pat Bev is fucking-The smart people, we keep track of things like that.

Transcending.

Well, I'm backsliding.

You're a father.

But he, yeah, a pregnancy brain. Pregnancy brain goes man to woman, woman to man. Type shit.

And then baby. Exactly. You go man, woman, woman, baby.

So I was beer games with the pregnancy brain.

I have a question. Okay, hit me. I had to talk with a friend about this. Hit me. And I have people in the studio that I want to ask the same question, too. When you're a kid, was it uji guji la la la, or uji kooji la la la?

Can you use it in a sentence?

Okay, you see a baby, baby. How you know the baby? Uji kooji la la la. Like a I go, Gucci Gucci? Was it Gucci Gucci or uji kuchi?

We use kuchi kuchi.

Okay, so I was right. I had a little debate with a friend about this.

They use it Uchi?

They said Gucci Gucci. My grandma ain't never said that.

We go Well, we said koochee koochee koo. Koochee koochee koo.

I said.

I've never even used the la la la.

Maybe because I was a Cali.

L-a-l-a.

Okay. Type shit, type shit.

L-a-reed type shit.

Got it, type shit. Not too much of a type shit.

So I need to use these. I mean, the baby phrases, I think are- That's why I mentioned it because I didn't know. Because I was going to go with coochee, coochee, coo, but I didn't know the coochee, coochee, la, la, la, or uji wooji la la la.

But people were saying koochee koochee. You can't be saying coochee to a baby.

That's huge, too.

That's what I'm saying. That's what made me bring it up.

But coochee, coochee, coo. I feel like I've said that. Coochee, coochee, coo.

Because I watch a TV, and the TV that I watch, I like to put on subtitles, even if they're speaking English, for some reason, I like to add subtitles. When a baby is doing something or laughing or doing anything, underneath the subtitle goes Baby Cooing.

Cooing.

Uchi Kuchi.

La, la, la. Koo. Uchi Kuchi Koo. Koo. But I say Koochi Koo, which I guess now that I know the word-Pussy, pussy, Koo to a small child. Yeah. I've never thought of... Because when I learned Koochi Koo, I didn't know what coo-che meant. I wasn't even familiar with the word coochy.

Type shit. Got it.

So it was ingrained in my brain. Now that I look back on it, I'm basically being fucked with by the patriarchy. The people saying coochy.

What time you have?

Making me say coochy. Shot o'clock.

That's the time.

Short o'clock. Powe it up, poll it up. Let it all fall out. Oh, man. Nothing like being able to drink.

I have a workout after this.

Tonight? Yeah. Right after. I thought we were going to dinner after this.

We are. Denner's at 9: 30.

9: 30.

You're like me now. I'm an old man. No, no, no. Some man like to call it being old. Other man like me who like to face the fact is My girlfriend/wife have me by the nuts. I like to call breaking my balls. That's what I tell my girl. You're breaking my balls. What do you mean, I have to be? I met you. I was out till 11: 00. Now I have to be in at 8: 17. What is this?

So should we change Rezies? No, I could do 9: 30. You sure? I could do 9: 30. I just got to have a workout.

Today is my mother's birthday.

What are you doing for a birthday?

The question I asked you was that, do you post your mom for a birthday? You said, I give my mom a call.

Yeah, I think it's more face-to-face time or spending time with your mom.

Speaking of time, it's time.

Power it up. We have the things we need.

Okay. Here, May we show up to our funerals late.

May we both show up to our funerals late.

Describe to the fucking pot.

Like, comment, subscribe to the I'm freaking pod.

So it's your mom's birthday. Yeah, mom's birthday. Do you post mom on her birthday?

I try to keep most of the family stuff offline.

I asked mom, would you like me to post you for your birthday? Because lately I've been like, post, but not so much post to family. Her response, it's up to you.

That means you have to do it.

Yeah, that's exactly what that means.

A hundred %. She wants you to want to do it. Type shit. She wants you to want to I'm not going to do it. No.

Shout out to Israel, too. Shout out to Happel Tel Aviv.

Shout out to Happel Tel Aviv. What a great time.

A great organization. Great owner. Great coach. I love my family. I miss my teammates. It was a great time. Great experience.

When you look back on your memory in Israel, what was the pitch and what was the pit? What was the peak? What was the pit?

Pit, not being able to win a championship there, do something they haven't done in a while. The peak of it was me getting familiar with a culture that I wasn't familiar with at all. Understood the power, understood the land, when I mean the land, the Holy Land. Had teammates from there, but I've never really spent time there. To be there, to have that on my back while I play the game I love in basketball, to have the effect that I had for the Jewish community, Jewish tribe, and to put it back out. When I mean back out, I mean put it in the public media with Barstoo on a pod, my decision of going there felt like I changed a lot.

It's quite the journey to go on. Self discovery.

It was good. It was a lot of time of A lot of time of isolation, me being away from what I know what's comfortable, me being away from family, friends. But at the same time, I got a chance to adapt and adopt new friends, new family, new desires, new... Doing a pod nine hours ahead of time is not the easiest, but we found a way to get the job done. You know what I'm saying?

I feel like a lot of people don't give you your credit for the fact that you're doing the pod at 3: 00, 4: 00 in the morning. You're watching an NBA game, doing a live watch along at 3: 00, 4: 00, 5: 00 in the morning, staying up till the sun comes up just to try and keep the foothold in the media space. I think people should maybe realize that that's a big undertake.

But I look at it like... That's one way of looking at it, but I look at it like, who the fuck Obviously, the YouTube numbers dropped, but who do you know that can sustain a pod that's not an NBA? That's not an All-Star, also. That's never been an All-star. So I look at it like, Man, I'm able to... Me and Tyler talked about it. Shout out to Tyler, he's a killer. We talked about it. The media uses all our stuff. I've been back, I don't know, 8, 9 days, 10 days. We've gained, I don't know, 4,000 new subscribers subscribers, and we went five, six million on socials. I see other media platforms. Oh, Pabelle Pod said this. Oh, Patrick Brevilles said this from the pod. So they're using the stuff that we talk about on the pod. So I don't know who else can have that moment. The belt to ask. I got literally.

I mean, Lou Will brought it up.

Now, fuck that. You brought it up.

I brought it up as well. But Lou Will, it's nice to hear him corroborate it. It's nice to hear it coming from other people. But you were in the stands with a belt in your hand.

But now you see everyone else, belt in the hand. You see Auburn take a picture, belt in hand. You see the guy who won the Super Bowl. What's his name?

There were a couple of guys on the Eagles that were winning. Who was doing that? Milton My dad's dad had the belt.

You know what I'm saying? So that's something you started. I didn't ever have a belt.

You said belt to S.

I know, but I've never had a belt in my hand.

You're the one who had. The belt to hand did change things. You know what I'm saying? And that's why I keep one on me. My pants stay up.

And we're doing Listen, if you guys are following the pod, Pat Bia pod, courtside, the belt is definitely going to be in the motherfucking hand at the end of every game. And I know players on each team, whoever winning, I'm tossing belt to them.

You got to go get some belts and bring a bonus belt to be like, Hey.

I'm hoping that someone makes me a belt that I can take everywhere.

That would be amazing. But you also just have to have one- Take a picture with the belt. Have one to give out, though. You know what I mean? Have one to- So go buy 70 belts. But they could be like, this type of belt. My belts aren't nice. This isn't a nice Belt, but you heard, Hey, bro, you earned it tonight. Belt it ass. They take it off the fucking- Type shit.

Yeah. Okay.

Imagine what the fucking this end of it, though.

So yeah, Israel was great. The people were great. The food was phenomenal. The lifestyle was great. The team, they set me I had a fuck up. I had a $20 million home I was in. I mean, everything was phenomenal. The experience was absolutely great.

Yeah, that's great. Always great to... Traveling is the best way to spend money, but you gain worth in your own self.

Let's basketball.

So there's so much going on right now.

It's a ton going on right now. It's a ton going on. First off, this is going out tomorrow, so we should see the results from Luka putting that belt you got in your hand and putting it across Dallas' ass. That's first things first. Second off, and I don't like to start this with second off, but I have to, pop. We found out that he's doing better. We might not be coaching the rest of the year, but we found out he's doing He's doing better. Whatever the news that he's given us, we found out that he's doing better, right?

Yeah, it sucks so bad.

So fucking bad because it's like, this is a... You want to see him coaching WMDBE. And then you go to WMDBE, and he has... I don't exactly know the name of it, but they tell me it was similar to what Chris Bosh had.

Blood clots.

Is that accurate?

Yeah, like a blood clotting situation.

That's scary, literally. Chris Bosh was on his quest to win a championship. He was hitting game winners when LeBron left, and next thing you He didn't play basketball at all. That's pretty scary, not only for basketball, but just for him first. As a guy. Yeah, as a man.

Yeah. We're talking about him simultaneously in the week about being the face of the NBA, where he's getting this horrific news that leaked in a very weird way online on Reddit, where somebody said they knew a team doctor and then posted it on Reddit, and then the post got deleted. It's just crazy that we were talking about Wemby being the face of the league last week, and now we're simultaneously talking about him having career doubts. The same way Yau Min had career doubts, the same way that, I mean, at least Mb, milked the MVP out of it.

At least, MB milked the MVP out of it. Let's not say milked. Give him his credit. Come on.

I'm saying out of his career. It's so predictable for a big man to have injury problems, and it sucks so bad because let's be honest, they're landing on their joints differently The fact that he's so explosive as a guy who's that size, we've never seen anything like it because when he's crossing somebody over, there's different things happening in his knee joints. When he's playing above the rim the way that he is, there's different things happening in his hip joints, and he's going to wind up getting hurt.

Did you major in kinesiology? Because it sounds like it. I did not. You know the body very well. Keep going.

But is it not true that we look at Wemby's body, he doesn't move like Yau Min? He doesn't move like a seven- He moves like a guard. Yeah. He moves like somebody who has this swiftness to them. And because of the explosiveness, it's going to wind up fucking them over. We knew that. But seeing it happen like this, especially after they make the De Aaron Fox trade.

Yeah, especially.

Do you think that that makes that trade a failure?

I don't think it makes it a failure because you don't know these things before you make a trade, you don't know what's going to happen health-wise. You never know what's going to happen health-wise. But I think De Aaron Fox, I think this is a good opportunity to, Okay, cool. Our main guy's down. Let's see what I can do with this team. At the same time, me, one the extension, me wanting this contract that I feel like I deserve. Okay, let me go get it. I'm going to go get it. I'm going to win some games. I'm going to win a ton of games, try to get us to the playoffs. Worst case scenario, try to get us to the play-in, lead this team. I think that presents a very good opportunity for Dieran Fox. I think it That's a good thing.

Yeah.

I mean, the team is built-based on what's going on right now.

But they're built to still be successful. They have some of the pieces in place. A lot of pieces.

Obviously, you lose the All-Star, it fucks you. Chris Paul, Fox, Harrison Barnes. But to spur his culture, they find a way to next man up type of vibe.

Yeah, and it sucks that it's without pop. I just hope that we have a chance to see Wemby with pop long term to see what they could do together. But at the same time, we see these big guys getting injuries, and it just naturally segues to Embiid. The fact that Embiid is going through something that is driving Philadelphia fucking insane right now. Everybody in Philadelphia is watching, and they're like, I've seen people in Philly be like, I'm done watching basketball, and I don't support that. I don't think that's the way to look at it. I'm done with the Sixers organization. I don't think you need to do all that. But it is very frustrating to see a team that had championship aspirations. They made a huge swing in the offseason to sign Paul George, and now they're going to be a fucking top six pick in the draft.

In my mind, I had exactly what I was going to say, and I had my correct rebuttal about the Joel Embi situation. Injuries are a part of basketball. I've been hurt. I've probably had one of the worst knee injuries a person can have in microfraction. The reason why Chandler Parsons didn't play anymore, the reasons Why Amari Stoudemire didn't play anymore because of the same injury I had. I'm also a believer in hard work pays off. I'm also a believer in good comes to good. I'm also a believer in no certain injury could derail a player. How hard you work, what you put into it, your rehab, your physical therapy, how serious you take it, predicated on, how you come back or not. I've been fortunate to play with Philly. I've been fortunate to play with a lot of organizations. I've been fortunate to play with a lot of fucking great players to see how they prepare player. And I knew before we spoke on Joel and B, what I wanted to say, because I'm a player first. And for me, I always like to make sure, Okay, no, we just ain't going to just talk about all the players bad like this.

But habits are important. Habits are important. Working hard is important. Putting the extra in And I mean the extra, I mean being on time. That shit's important. Because if you disrespect the game, if you disrespect the game, the game always finds a way to come back and haunt you, no matter what. No matter what, right? And I'm not saying I don't know. I only know for my short period of time, but we do hear about things of being late and eating cheeseburgers before games. They've literally seen films of that. And I'm not saying that's the reason why he's in the position he's in now. I'm saying that That doesn't help. That doesn't help. And we've seen that it can be done. We've seen that it can be done because when it was time to get ready for the USA team, he did it. I just feel like in a long season, you have to make sacrifices. You have to make sacrifices on your lifestyle. You have to make sacrifices on your body. You have to make sacrifices on your routine, your regimens. What can I do to play as many games as possible next year?

You're not talking to a motherfucker who ain't been hurt. Ron, I paid I played 12 years in the NBA. I played a lot of more years than a lot of people. I've dealt with a ton of knee injuries. You know what I'm saying I dealt with meniscus, I dealt with bone on bone, I dealt with a ton of knee injuries. And All that shit is PT. That's watch what you eat and PT.

So how does the eating play into that?

The more you eat, the more you load, right? You got bone like this, right? You put a 35 pound bone on here, and that's just 35, right? I'm 190. You put 190 pounds on this bone, and this bone got to keep jumping. This bone got to go left and right over a certain amount of time. If I'm 190 5, 200, 201.

So the pure weight of it, not inflammation of the food that you're eating, but just the pure weight that you have.

Pure weight of it is going to over time, it's going to catch up. It can't carry all that weight. So I don't know if it's weight, I don't know if it's lifestyle, I don't know if it's diet. I don't know if it's whatever it is. Something Something has to change. When we talk about, Fuck the gang. Fuck the gang. One of my close friends, D-Rose. I'll give you a prime example, one of my close friends, D-Rose, I I talked to D-Rose. He pat, man. You know how I feel going under the needle? They got to put you to sleep. You wake up all fucking delirious and shit. So nobody want to have to keep going through that. I'm like, Yeah, D-Rose, you're right. You're absolutely I feel you. You know what I'm saying? I feel you. But at the same time, if done correctly, you don't have to keep going through that shit. And I'm saying that to say D-Rose is like, I want to be able to play with my son, P. J, when he playing basketball. I don't want to have to be limping around. You don't want to see Joel limping around.

You don't want to see fucking Joel and be fucking hurt. At the same time, those doctors, they fix it. You get a cut, they stitch it up. You still got to put ointment on it. You still got to take bandaid off, let those stitches dry, get some air. You still got to stretch that part out so when it comes back, the muscle pain is tight. It's a lot That's what shit that you got to do.

So is it the D-Rose situation? Could that have been solved with a diet? Or is this diet thing you think independent to MB?

No, I think when I mentioned the D-Rose situation, I meant his mindset was I don't want to have to keep getting knee injuries, Pat. I don't want to have to keep getting knee surgeries, Pat. I want to be able to walk and play with my son when I'm 50 years old.

That's why it's tough for MB because it's like, he's had the face stuff. He's had the shoulder stuff. Now he's got the meniscus stuff. It's not like it's one whole... It's not like it's always the same thing, which makes it, I'm sure, frustrating for him, but at the same time, frustrating for the Sixers fan base. Yeah.

And it's not only the Sixers fan base, Ron. I think you I have to think about this on a broader scale, the money in the NBA.

How much has he made? What's the contract? 3-8?

Not him, but just anybody. Is a team willing to accept and pan that second apron to a player who's had injury problems. If you're an owner, and you got a big guy, and the big guy is on his way to get, I don't know, $300 million, you look at yourself, is that a good investment or I'm telling you how it's going to be now. You got guys making 46, 47, $45 million a year, and you don't know if they're going to be available in a couple of years.

So I think that's what- But someone's going to pay it. You look at Wemby's potential, even if an injury persists for him, somebody's going to pay it. For sure.

But my thing is, it's not the argument of that person. It's the argument of the backup. It's the argument of another team's backup. It's never the star who the rules change and they got to take a hit for it. No, it's the motherfuckers that, damn, because this person went healthy and this, this, I can't maximize the amount of money I get.

You know what I'm saying? It's just so crazy to me that the Sixers without Embiid are a bottom 16. Is that true? Is that accurate? That can't be accurate. With all the talent they have on their team, Maxie's top five in scoring. Paul George is getting $50 million a year. Mccain, to a point, was a top rookie in the year, one of the best couple of rookies. The other pieces that they have around all that are not bought. There has to be something other than, Well, Joel and B is not playing, so now they're one of the worst teams in the league. The supporting cast is not that bad. Maxi and George are all-stars.

But I think when you get injuries, it's deflating. Me and you, us two, we got three motherfuckers in here, Rome. We're hooping at the park, everything going good. You got two other motherfuckers that can hoop. Other two motherfuckers, they solid. You go down. You're our main player. You go down, Rome.

You're our main player.

You go down. I don't want to do that.

You're a main player. You go down, I run over to you. I'm like, No, man.

But again, right there. Right there, right exactly what you just said. You running over to me. You're not focused on basketball anymore. Your priority is not basketball winning the game. Your priority is, are you okay? Which is normal. And that's what injuries do to teams. It not only deflates the team, it deflates the organization. When not only deflates the organization, deflates the community which the team is in.

It's just unfortunate. The Sixers are lucky that the Eagles won a Super Bowl this year because there will be some negativity on them.

Because now you're going to look at it like you're going to look at the doctors now. Who the fuck is doing this knee injuries? Why he can't come? You know what I'm Man, and that's not the doctors. You know what I'm saying? It's just with this situation, you've seen things like this done right, and the player comes back right. Man, I'm fucking living proof of it. I had the worst knee I had what fucking Lons of Ball had, bone on bone, new cartilage. My shit was so fucked up. I didn't even want to see how fucked up my shit was. Can I come back? Yeah, you can come back, but you got to do this. You got to be under this weight. You got to do this. You got to have this body fat. You can't miss a fucking rep. You got to stay off your fucking legs for fucking nine weeks. That's the important thing, too. When you get to surgery, everybody try to be so quick to... No, you got to be no weight bearing, pat, for nine weeks. Yeah, your fucking muscle is going to turn into a fucking raise, and so what?

You can build it back up. But no weight bearing for nine weeks because that's going to fuck up the healing process. But if you follow things, shout out to Dr. Lo, too. He did my knee, did my daughter's knee. You feel me. She played a host fucking season.

If I ever need knee, I know who I'm going to. Dr. Lo.

Type shit. If done correctly, it's ways that you can come back and be stronger. He also did the football player AP.

Adrian Peterson.

Did his knee. He came back and got MVP.

Wait, I just got a text. It's shot o'clock.

Man, the pot is so much better than person ain't it? It's just fire. Trust me.

Hold up, hold up.

Let it all fall out. We got to lift after this, too, Rob.

Strip clubs and dollar bills. Take the lift off, bro. You don't want to lift on alcohol, but you might get that drunk strength.

I love that. Okay.

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I said it, though.

You've been saying it from the jump.

I said it with the trade. I said it since when AD was there, and I said, Ruchi Hachimura has to come up and be a threat. I spoke on Austin Reeves being the best third-op. Listen, let's speak about that first. But Lakers, shout out to the Lakers. Shout out to the Lakers.

Shout out to Ruchie.

Shout out to the Lakers. Shout out to everybody. They give me shit and they try to compare third best options. And I'm looking at it like, some motherfuckers averaging 20 points a game. What third option you know is averaging 20 points a game and six assists? And this was fans, casual fans, people who listen to the pod, people who listen to other motherfuckers in media who don't even know what the fuck they be talking about. Your third option can win you games when your number one option and number two option don't play. That's what makes you a third option. You take Donovan Mitchell, you take Garland now, can Mowbley win you a game? Right.

And that's what they're looking for out of Paul George in Philly. That's why people are upset with Paul George because he's out of the game- Paul George, wait, so you go get on this motherfucking pie.

And I love Paul George. I just seen one of Paul George homies in the hotel while I was checking in. You're going on record and saying, because this is a podcast and it will be air tomorrow. You're going on record and saying Paul George is the third option.

So you think Yabu Salah is the third option?

I'm asking you a question.

I think they paid him all that money. He should at least be the third option. At least. At least be the third option.

The fact that we're over here debating if Paul George is the third option or not is absolutely mind boggling. No way in hell should he be third option when he was just the leader on the team I was with when Kawhi got hurt leading us against the Phoenix Suns. A team where Kawhi got hurt, leading them again in the playoffs, scoring, assists, rebounding, picking up his shit. How the fuck is he a third option? He should be the number one option.

And so let's take it back to the Lakers. They have a third option who's doing the exact stuff that you want. When you sign Paul George, you're like, Oh, yeah. I want him to be able to initiate the offense in a second unit. I want him to be able to slideash and take care of business. I want him to be a catch and shoot option where it's like, okay, whether he's at the wing or at the corner, he could just make- You're looking for Austin Reeves.

That's what it sounds like.

That's what I'm saying. Austin Reeves does all these things.

He does everything. He's a high IQ IQ basketball player. Kids, listen to your parents first. Second, subscribe to the freaking pod. Comment, too. Tell your dad, Dad, subscribe to the fucking pod, but don't say it loud so your mom can hear. Being a high IQ basketball player allows you to do different things on a basketball court. You're not just the one-trick pony. I'm not just a guy who can come up and just dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, ISO, step back. I'm not a guy who can just go to the lane flail back and now I get to the free throw line. Or I'm not just this three and D type of guy. No, a high IQ basketball player, I can do a little bit of everything. I don't need the ball, but if I have the ball, I can do something with it. If I have to stand in corner and watch Luka Donjans in When I see Ron make plays and the ball comes to me, I can shoot it or play off to catch. If needed to be, I can get to the free throw line. He probably gets to the free throw line.

But before Luca got there, he probably got to the free throw line out of the most of anyone who's been on the Lakers in the last two, three tears. I done guarded Austin Reeve. I done played against him. He's the only motherfucker who told me, Pat, you too little. He's the only motherfucker who told me besides Russell Westbrook.

So answer me this, why does everybody resist that take from you so much? Because he's a white man.

That's the truth.

Hey, you said it, bro.

Yeah, I'm going to say the truth. Because he's a white man. He doesn't have muscles. He's not dunking that bitch. He's not just hitting you with the Steph Curry 3s. He's not running off screen It's like JJ Reddick style and putting threes in your head. He's getting it done. And you look up like, damn, this motherfucker got 18. Or LeBron don't play. You look up Dennis, this motherfucker got 38. Or LeBron Luca don't play. This Dan, this motherfucker got 40. How?

You think that people are checking down to him? They're like, milk, check. I can give me the ball. I got fucking Whitey on me.

When I played against the Lakers and I was with the motherfucking Timberwolves, Whitey was, a Q-Tip was guard me, Austin Reeves, I'm going right at his ass.

You also shoved someone for Austin Reeves. That's bro.

Billy D. Give me a play Billy D, Billy D, Billy Donovan. Billy D, give me a play. He can't fucking guard me type shit. And you got to think, only motherfucker who done rocked the baby on me was Russell Westbrook. The only motherfucker who said I was too little was Austin Reeves. I respect it. I fuck with AR. I practice against AR. I practice with AR. I competed against AR. I competed with AR. He's a high IQ basketball player that can shoot the ball and get to the free throw line. You can average 15 points in the NBA He's doing that.

And he's averaging over 20. And we'll see if that stays the same now that they have Luka, but I'm happy for Luka. Obviously, it's working for them. And then what do you do?

I'm happy for Braun. Okay, man, my focus is on Luka. Fuck. Okay, cool. Okay, cool. My second best defender is on Bron. Okay, damn. My third best defender is on fucking AR. Okay, shit. We got problems there. Our fourth best defender is on Rui Hachimura. You see what they were doing against Denver? Picking pop in his ass all day. Come on.

It's even crazy how Denver has talked about that game after the fact, because it seems like Denver is acting like they have this monopoly on the NBA. Like they're a dynasty. It's like, Oh, yeah. Well, you finally got one. Denver has one championship, probably the same as the Lakers in the same era, if we're just talking racketed eras. I don't know if Denver can put themselves in this bracket above LA in the grand scheme of things. And if they see LA in the playoffs, they should probably be a little bit scared.

I I think that they played a brand of basketball that no one's seen in a while. Who? Denver. I think Denver played a brand of basketball where you give the ball to the five men and watch them work. But you can give it to them on a post, you can give it to them at the free throw line, at the elbows, and you can give it to them at the three. I think no one in the NBA has been able to do that for the last, I don't know, decade.

Especially if you count Braun as a four or five or something like that, maybe.

Maybe, but not a five man. A pure five. A pure five man who's He was able to pass, rebound, and assist at a high rate.

Even if you look at how the Sixers used and beat at his peak, they'll get it to him at free throw, but it's free throw to initiate, not necessarily to have that anywhere passing that Jover would do.

So So from that point, the only people looked at it, Denver was like, Oh, my God. When they got Aaron Gordon, people understand, the Aaron Gordon trade was probably one of the best trades in NBA history. You're talking about the five-man Garden Jokich, the four or three-man Garden Jokich now. But the five-man is out at the three-point line because he's Garden Jokich. Now, the smaller guy is on Aaron Jordan, and Jokich getting involved and looking to the corner, throwing no looks to Aaron Gordon. Now it's changed. They put the four man on Jokić now. They got the five man on Aaron Gordon because they're scared of the inside present that Aaron Gordon is going to present off every pass. It's phenomenal.

And then Michael Porter, that's another mismatch at the three.

Again, now you got a mismatch at the three and a mismatch at the point now because now you got to pick your poison. Do I switch to pick and roll with one five with Jamal Murray and Jokuj? Do I stay in coverage? If I stay in coverage, he hits Jokuj, he hits Jokuj, Jokuj can hit. It's so many problems that the Denver Nuggets possess. They're one of the scariest teams to guard.

But do you think the Lakers have solved those problems?

I don't think solved, right? A seven-game series is very different, but I think that It makes it hard to defend when all three of the guys on the wing- You add up the shots that Denver hit against the Lakers that series of the Western Conference Finals, and you take half those shots away, the fade away threes at the buzzers, the Jamal Murray shots at half court, the Jokic one leg, fade away, the Aaron Gordon's contested three. You take half those away, Lakers win that series. They only lost the series, I think, by 23, 24 points.

And now they have Luka.

I don't give a fuck what nobody said. No one can guard Luka. No one.

I think he's finally hitting his stride there.

And he's been hitting the stride for the last three years. Think about that. Just saying a motherfucker finally hitting their stride- I'm saying since he's arrived from the Lakers, because those first couple of games, the injury- It's still going to take time. He'll have a game where he go stink it up. It's part of basketball. But the point of like, okay, cool. I know what's going on. I know who's around me. I know what coach wants from me. I know, okay, cool. Lebron likes it this way. Okay, cool. Austin Reeve like it. Okay, cool. I think the time with that is going to be even better.

Who could have ever seen that coming, that Luka would work out on the Lakers. No one. I think everyone would have seen it coming. That was why everybody was so pissed off when the trade came through, because obviously, Luka is going to be good for the fucking Lakers for the next 15 years.

Yeah, it's going to be really good. Lebron did a hell of a job. He can say what he wanted. I had nothing to do with that. My motherfucking knew it was some shit like this. You get Lucas, you know some shit. Dwyane Wade, motherfucker. Before LeBron got there, you knew LeBron was joining me type shit.

A hundred %. 100 %. Diana Tarassi, out of the game. What happened? She retired from the WNBA. Diana Tarassy.

Hey, true story.

Three titles, six Olympic golds.

True story. And I like telling stories, but I got to tell them like this. Check this out. I'm training in California in the summertime, and I'm training at a spot. It's called John Myers Institute. John Myers is like the head of rehab, health, the Kings. When I mean the Kings, I mean the hockey team, the Kings, UCLA, and Lakers. I got hurt. I worked with John Meyer. I'm doing rehab. I think it's me and Lonsville ball next to each other. You want some You want it done, you want it done correctly? You feel me? I got people I go to in Cali, one of the people I go to, John Meyer. Chilling in that bitch. I see Dian Tarasi walking that motherfucking one day. And mind you, I've never met Dian Tarasi. So I'm in all from the beginning, I'm, oh, shit. Like, GOAT just walked in this motherfucking. What you mean? The GOAT. Like, motherfucker, I watch YouTube of her. Let me see what the fuck she did off that pick and roll.

You know what type of shit? Every level winning.

It's no one else like her. The closest thing to her is Juju Watkins. That's the closest. They play basketball like males. And it's only a few women that you can actually say that she hoop like a- What do you How do you feel about that? She hoop like a nigga. You could put her in a basketball game with a motherfucker that's playing five on five, and she going to hold on. She ain't going to be the ninth pick.

You're talking about physicality?

Physicality, the game, how it's moved, how they move. It's a different game. They play basketball like, dude, You can pick them in a five on five run, and they wouldn't be the ninth or 10th pick. They'd probably be the fifth or sixth type shit. She coming that bitch, and that's how I knew she was real. She coming that motherfucker dog. It's the same court I work out on. I'm in that bitch. I'm two trainers. I got music in the corner and all that. She walking that motherfucker dog by herself, two basketball. I don't even think she knows this. Two basketballs. No trainers, no rebounders, no none of that. Just her. No music thrown, no none of that shit. Shooting, rebound her own shots. We, as men, we're so spoiled that we have all these trainers and all these coaches that we shoot shots. We got three coaches rebounding for us, two coaches passing.

She's chasing?

Chasing. Chasing greatness. That's all that is. That's exactly what I seen. I didn't even see her shoot. I just seen her chasing greatness. The fact that you lead the world in points in a league that's just established, went down, went back up, went down, went back up, the biggest it's ever been. Still playing at the age of your plan.

We got to send her a belt.

We got no crew. You ain't got none of that shit. No coaches, no none. I'm getting my own rebounds. I can get this shit done myself.

We got to get a belt to her.

She's been putting belt to ass since she's picked up a basketball. Shout out to Diane Tarassi.

Shout out to Diana Tarassy. Great career. Some people's GO. Rushmore for sure.

And she's taller than I expected. She's like my height a little bit. I'm like, damn, part of me just want to watch her work out. It's wild.

Take notes type shit.

Speaking of notes, I was taking notes one day and I read the note. The note said it shot a clock. That's I know what it said.

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Of all? Don't do...

Okay. Like Mount Rushmore plus one.

I'm going to give you this one.

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I need your right-hand for it. Because I've seen this in a movie I was watching. I need your right.

This is my right-hand. I need that drink if you're on your right. I'm going to curl the curl, the curl, the curl, the curl, the roll.

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Dive in. So I get six players of five? No, you get five.

You gave Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore is four plus one.

Say less. Here we go. Got to go legendary. Got to go game changer. Got to go Sheryl Swoops. Got to go Lisa, Leslie off the back.

Swoops and Leslie. Those are two '90s goddesses.

Next person I have to go that just jumps right off the page to me. It's not even to think about. It's Candice Parker. Oh, Why do you say 'Oh' like she didn't dunk in the game?

It's like, 'Candy'. I mean, Tennessee legend.

Chicago legend, Illinois legend, Tennessee legend, anywhere she played in the WMBA legend, Chicago sky legend, LA Sparks legend. Talk to me, Ron.

You're right. I contextualize her at Tennessee because at the time when she was at Tennessee- Rest in peace, Pat Summer, if you know, you know. That's when the women's college basketball was at a higher peak than WMBA. I think WMBA WMBA is bigger than women's college basketball right now.

I'm going, fourth, I'm going Diane Tarassi.

Too Rousy. Too Rousy, too Furious. I mean, we already gave her her flowers. What was there?

My five, I'm going to go on My Amour.

Oh, wow. My Amour. Very nice. So no Sue Bird? No Sue Bird. No Cee Clarke.

No.

No, Ionescu. That's my Okay, fair enough. No Aja.

No disrespect to Sue Bird, got damn. No Aja? She going to fuck.

Asia?

Ask me in five years, she's going to be- Okay, fair enough.

She'll be there. But I'm just going.

You have to go with the pillars. Candice Parker, Lisa Lais.

No Rebecca Lobo. No Sheryl Miller.

You're going to just do me like that, bro.

Sheryl Miller had 100 in the game, bro.

I know, but you're going to mention all the women like that. It's no disrespect to anyone that was that.

No disrespect, of course. I mean, But Rebecca Lobo in the New York Liberty, that's a must-have jersey at the tailgate.

But I'm going to tell you who's going to come up next.

Juju.

You damn right. You damn right.

Juju is a hooper.

Man, I walked in USA, man. I see my coach Shout out to Coach Muscleman, man. He got the coaching job at USC, man. I'm not there working out. Man, Muscle, I need a gym to work out, man. Give me a motherfucking gym. Let me back on through, Pat. I got you. I love Muscleman. Muscleman is this tall, got a heart of this tall. I love Must. Great man. He's taking charge type vibe. I'm talking about, yeah, he's practicing type vibes. I'm taping my own ankles pat Rick Carlyle type vibes. You hear what I'm saying? Yeah. Respecting. I go to work out. Me and Spank, shout out to Spank. Man got thrown. This motherfucker don't listen at all. You I have a hard time with your kids. God damn it. I like to put belt to ask to my kids, and I still have a hard time. So me and Spank together, he ready. He ready. Dad, I got my outfit on. Dad, I'm ready to rebound. Juju Watkins. I see the USA girls come in. Oh, I don't want to shoot no more. I want to watch them. She in practice. I don't know if she see me.

Give me nod. I say, Oh, my goodness.

It's nice to be recognized by- It ain't even about to recognize.

It ain't even about didn't recognize. This is more about a nod. What's up, my nigga? I'm like, Oh, shit. It's a killer.

She's about to be... I mean, she could wind up on that list.

She going to be on that list.

That short list.

She's going to be on a list of female basketball players, the greatest female basketball players to ever touch a ball. She's going to be on that list. Hence, no injury. Everything goes well.

Do you think that Kaitlyn Clarke is getting an unfair step up on things? Will Juju have this same fanfare come March Madness?

No, I think it's going to be more of under the radar.

Because I'll be honest, the fact that Angel Reese and the The South Carolina teams were that good really helped out Kaitlyn Clarke. It helped the storyline that she's almost-Nordana, my motherfucker, too.

I watched them girls play a whole motherfucking game. Come on, bro. They come on. They can hoop. Yeah, bro. I don't know. It's one girl in their team. She looked European, black hair, She's like a wing player. She can fucking go. The point guard can go. The center, she missed a couple of layups, but she can fucking go. They got players that can fucking go. You hear me? G-o.

There's hoopers out there.

Not Gael. Go.

Gal. I'm sorry, not Gal.

Go.

That's a long way of saying Diana Tarassi, we'll see you in the Hall of Fame. She deserves it.

No, no, no. She deserves it.

A hundred % deserves it. 100% deserves it.

300% deserve it. Gbe.

Now, if we want to talk about people's impact on the game, I think we also need to talk about Jimmy Butler's impact in Golden State. Because Jimmy Butler has turned Golden State into a team that is not just a contender, but a team that should be feared.

I feel like you have to notice to be a basketball player. When your team has one dog, it's cool. We're missing shots. We can't rebound a ball. It's okay. We got this dog. We got Draymond Green. He'll cover up all our mistakes. Shit going bad, he going to take a charge. Shit going bad, bitch That's the best thing. Who the fuck are you talking to? Shit going bad, shit going good. No, ref, that's a motherfucking foul. He had Steph on the arm three times. Don't know where offensive comes from. He gets offensive rebound. Don't know where the ball gets stuck. He's the one who's passing. You can't hit a shot. Draymond Gaines hits a three. Dog. When you put two dogs on the same team, you become a very, very different team. Because that dog, that one dog, and I was a dog. I was, motherfucker, the dog. Roof, roof, motherfucker. Off the chain. Right, motherfucker, don't... Type shit. My influence can reach three, four, five people on my team. My influence can reach, I don't know, Kawhi Leonard, Lou Will, Montrez, Marcus Morris.

Or take it to Milwaukee.

Oh, so my influence can reach, I don't know, Jay Crowder.

Bobby. Bobby.

Bobby. Bs. Aj Jackson. Bs. But you get two motherfuckers on two dogs. You don't reach four people. Now, you reach eight people. Now, you get the boy Podolinsky. What's his name? Podolinsky. That motherfucker. No disrespect. Pod Zemsk. I love his game. Ever since Jimmy Butler got there, I read you the numbers, Ron. I actually took a screenshot of it, Ron.

He's averaging 15 He might be the best third option in the game.

Not too much.

To start, let's look at a general stat.

Since he returned on January 23rd, he's averaging 14. 7, 5. 5 rebounds, 4. 1 assists. 1. 4 steals, 47, 36, 75 shooting splits, while being a team high plus 128. When you get two dogs on the team, it puts confidence in eight people instead of four.

And he's not afraid to hold people accountable. It shows because he doesn't have to be the Alpha Alpha, where in Miami, he's the Alpha Alpha. Here, he can just keep the... He's the general. He can keep everybody in line. Not the general, but like- The captain. Right.

Dre, what you got? The motherfuckers, man, we need to fucking lock and defend. Yeah, what the fuck Dre saying? Or, Hey, motherfuckers, we need to lock and defend. Dre Mongrain. Yeah, he right. We need to lock up and defend. Okay, cool. Oh, shit. It don't reach four people no more. It reach AP. It reached 10 people. It reached 10 people. Guess what? It reaches a locker room, a chain. That's why you need dogs on your team. They might not be loved by the fans. They might not be loved by certain organizations. They might not be loved by the public. But when they come to your organization, they boost your organization.

That's why the Lakers trade was obvious. The Golden State Warriors trade was obvious. That was going to help them. Him being on the team is better for the body of the team than Andrew Wiggins is.

And that's where you get the, Oh, yeah, I feel a difference. You don't know. Jimmy will come up in his six threes. He might. Jimmy will come up and make every free throw.

He might. But he's also not going to give He's like four.

But he's also not going to give you his best punch every single night.

He's definitely given that.

Regardless, if he missed six threes, if he missed every free throw, if he can't score the ball, he's going to impact winning. And I think when you get more players players like that on the same team, whether they're known for shooting, whether they're known for defending, or they're known for scoring, you're going to get more of that because it's the will. When you have the dog, it's the will. It's never the fight, because the fight is what the dog is used to. It's the will that I'm willing to go farther than any other dog to win this fucking game, and that's when they got. Shout out to Golden State Warriors. Shout out to Jimmy Butler. Great trade.

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I have a question. We just took a piss break. When you urinate, do you wash both hands or only wash the one hand that is used to hold?

Well, what I do is I wash my hands before I touch my penis.

Okay, well, we got basketball-wise. That's how it goes there.

What do you mean? Wouldn't that be that you're touching everything in the outside world, then you're touching yourself?

Yeah, you're right. You're absolutely right. There's nothing I can argue with that.

You washing your hands after you touch everything makes it seem like you think your dick is dirty. All right, let's talk about Bobby Portis. I can't believe he got suspended 25 times. It seems like a lot for Traumadol. I mean, Traumadol is one of the lowest level painkillers that you can- I didn't know that.

See, I didn't know that.

It's basically like he got suspended for Tylenol.

A higher Tylenol.

Like over-the-counter Tylenol is what he got suspended for, basically.

And then They're casual fans who don't know, they think my man doing steroids.

They think he's doing crack cocaine.

Or he's smoking cocaine. Yeah, type shit. There we go. I didn't want to say it.

They think that because obviously, you can't get to spend your lead anymore.

So it happens. I call Bobby. I text Bobby, Bobby, what's going on? What the fuck? Fuck is you doing? No, Pac-Man, it ain't like that. Rules are rules. Mbas are being strict about their protocol.

That's where I'm at now. There's no way that's what Bobby Ford I just said. He was probably like, Fuck this bullshit.

They're fucking trying to-No, he was a pro. He was a pro. He was a pro.

Call Bobby, bro. You good?

I'm here if you need me, bro. Shit, It's a shit sound weak, though. Love Gang. That's my text to him, Thursday, 11: 34. I'm good, Brody. I haven't done anything wrong. They just stick them to policy. Our crazy times, bro. Love Gang.

That's it. 25 games for Tramadol.

It's absolutely so fair because of whatever the rule is. Stop, bro. I didn't say it was right.

You said it's fair.

It's fair. Right. It's the same thing. If they're saying that if you do this, you get this. I mean, that's fair. I don't think it's right. I don't think it's... Come on, man. By reporters, come on, man. Usa team, six man of the year. Come on, dog.

Well, it seems like you're advocating for him to be suspended right now.

No, I'm advocating for him to be playing basketball. I never want to see anyone being suspended.

Right. So this suspension is unjust.

I wouldn't say unjust. It was a rule. It is. Regardless of what the rule is, it was broken.

All right. So there's a rule probably that you can't push someone on the court or something like that. But if you push somebody- I got two games. Two games, not 25 games. He broke a rule the same way that somebody pushed somebody broke a rule.

But if the rule said 25 games, that's the rule. That's what you get. You understand what I'm saying? If the rule goes, you push somebody, you get two games. Okay, you push somebody, you get two games. If the rule goes, you take this type of... You can't take any, whatever it is, you get suspended 25. That's That's the rule.

But you know what it sounds like when they schedule drugs differently. You know what I mean? It's like if Adderall was a schedule for drugs.

I've never seen Bobby Portis, and I was in Milwaukee for a short time. I've never seen him chew gum, take vitamins. Oh, my ankle was hurting after the game. Let me get an aspirin. I've never seen him even take any pills. So this was very like, what?

The numbers don't match up with it. The time doesn't match the crime.

No. And the crime don't match the criminal. This motherfucker, he fight. He don't do drugs. You type shit. You know what I'm saying? This motherfucker, he's a boxer. He ain't a drug addict.

I mean, this is not the drug to get addicted to. You You got a stomach ache if you try to get addicted to this drug. This is not a hard drug.

You feel me? I'm not disrespecting whatever the policy is, but those rules are rules.

It's also interesting how they schedule stuff in that a painkiller is scheduled differently than a muscle relaxant or a anti-inflammatory, where a high-end anti-inflammatory will probably do more for you on the performance and then a painkiller will. But nobody correlates those things. They're like, Oh, anti-inflammatory. Take 15 anti-inflammatories. That's fine. But there's a black box warning on some of them that will fucking give you a stroke. But at the same time, you take a little bit too much of a painkiller, then it's like, Oh, you're a drug addict? Those things do not I line up with how those drugs stack up in the medical profession, much less in the fucking basketball world where salaries are being affected, the amount of wins that the Bucks will get.

I've been talked about about trades. People broke into my house. They stole my shit bring. I've done whatever I've done for Milwaukee. Two months later, I get charged for 25 games for taking harder strength Tylenol.

Yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense.

Speaking of taking things, I'm going to take this shot.

I know what the fuck are you about to say. Bore it up, bore it up. Watch it off, Bore it up. Strip clubs and dollar bills. He's getting money. I want to do deep dives on... No, bro. This bitch ass shot. The fuck out of here with that fucking breath of a shot. You fucking could blink that shot up, dude. You inhal too hard When I'm running around that shot. It's going down the fucking gullet.

Okay, I got nothing ready.

I want to do deep dives on two teams.

Okay, here we go. I got nothing ready. All right. Got to repeat after me.

If it's some side shit- Come on, I'm not going to put you in that position. All right, go ahead.

Up to it. Up to it. Down to it.

Down to it.

Fuck those.

Fuck those.

Who don't do it.

Who don't do it.

We do it.

We do it.

Because we're used to it. Because we're used to it. Describe to the motherfucking pod.

And if you're a kid, the motherfucking pod Deep dives, two teams.

You couldn't get this anywhere else, Ron. We might be the best thing since peanut butter and fucking jelly.

And who's the jelly, though?

You. P. B. Patrick Beverly.

That's fire. That's actually fire. I thought you were a rapper. That could might have been the name of the show. Well, you also have... I mean, I'm drunk at this point.

Say it. Pipe shit.

Deep dives.

I like to dive deep. I'm a fucking... Speaking of deep diving, I watched a lady on the fucking internet roll. She had on a mermaid suit. She was swimming, entertaining people. Next thing you know, a shark grabbed her motherfucking head. She went deep diving. Her ass is updiving. What's happening?

The type of porno that people get into is crazy.

That shit's wild. You just see music, but for a grab of a motherfucking head, like it was a motherfucking mullet.

Did you ever pay for that or that's free to watch on the internet?

I don't know. It's I'm locked up on my time. My algorithm is wild. You might see a midget, you might see a naked lady, you might see a nigga hitting the game winner. It's all type of shit. That shit's wild.

Sounds like the perfect algorithm.

Say last.

Deep Dives. One team that's going- Does your wife have I have a location on you at all times?

No.

That's yours?

I'm not married. My girl, that she- Wifey.

Right.

But is it... She don't have your location at all No, no. Really? Maybe that's a nigger thing. Let me see what this nigger had.

We had the conversation about it, but- I don't see you all talked about it. And I was like, I know you and you know you. You might be an over checker. She might be checking where I'm at. You know what I mean? Now, during the middle of the day, it's like, Well, why are you at whatever? And it's like, No, I'm on the second floor of this building. And then it turns into like- Second floor of what building, Ron?

What's on the first?

No, I'm saying the Barstool office is on the second floor. If she was like, You've been at the CVS for four hours. The CVS is on the first floor. It's like, Okay, no, I'm actually on the second floor. I think that she knows she's an over checker, and she would overcheck. So she's saying, You know what? I trust you. Okay. Why? Is your location... Are you GPS identifiable at all times? Like a government drone?

All times. Yeah? Not from a trust standpoint, just to... In Cali, shit get wild. I'm going to be breaking a house. I'm not going to do this.

There's fires.

I'm in Tel Aviv. Like, what the fuck is you cool?

Are you in Hungary? Type shit. It's not like she could be checking on like, oh, this address in Tel Aviv versus this address in Tel Aviv.

I mean, whether it's the address or not, now you call. Now it's okay, motherfucker, where are you at? That's my question. That's it.

I think it's a fair question. I think a lot of people, or I don't know, do you think that it's a weak move of a man to put their Give up their location?

I think it's a... I don't know if that was...

As a ghost.

Okay, say less.

You think it's a strong move?

Say less. I think it's a strong move. I think it shows- It shows accountability. Accountability. Yeah. Not accountability, but it shows...

Transparency. Right. I got nothing to hide.

Fuck I'm had for you. You can see where I'm at all time.

Yeah. That makes sense, too. Two teams. Two teams. One on the upside and one on the downside. Here we go. Both are two teams that I've loved to watch over the last couple of years. One of them I'm obsessed with watching this year, and one of them, they've had great runs.

The team that you're obsessed with watching, we're watching them courtside on the floor. So give me that team first.

The Detroit Pistons.

Love that. Don't take us. I want the game, first off. Is Game Time one of the...

I'm going to say. I'll get to it for free.

So you know me, I wouldn't say I'm a prideful guy, but I'm a respectful guy. If I played for an organization that... I don't want to go to that person to ask for floor seats. I find my own floor seats. Man, on plain eye. Download Game Time out. I look, $1,200, floor seats, Chicago Bulls versus Clippers. I Seventy-five hundred dollars a ticket for Lakers versus Clippers. Not bad.

They're giving it away.

Game time.

It is game time.

God, that shit really works. And it give you everywhere, too.

Before you want to-We'll use the game time pick setting, too. You want to sit with the lights here?

It's cool. I got something for you. $7.

It really might be.

It's straight up.

It might be less than. But-shit's wild. Especially, Detroit has gone through a basketball Renaissance this year.

So we have to go.

Yeah, that'd be so fun.

So I know the coach. I know some players there. Tobias there. My Beez is there. Beezy is there. Shout out to Beez, too, man. Just off the strength.

Yeah, he's killing it. He's killing the vibe. They come out of the tunnel, and it's like how the San Francisco 49ers were last year, that they had big Trent Williams with the boombox on his shoulder.

Where do you think B's got that from? I birthed a lot of these motherfuckers in the league, Ron.

Talk shit then.

No, I ain't going to talk shit. I'm just saying, a lot of motherfuckers that you see, I don't have to play in the league, a motherfucker's staying belt to ass. I don't have to. You feel me? I'm not saying I don't have to play. I'm just saying I can leave and not be forgotten type shit.

Left themark. There is definitely a mark on that team, and they seem like they're having a lot of fun. So what's your assessment of what the ceiling is this year for the Detroit Pistons?

Beat a really good playoff team.

Like a first-round win?

Yeah. Surprised the team.

And so how does that look and how does that work? What did they have to do to have a first-round win? Who has to be firing? What cylinders have to be working?

I shoot the ball well in coaching, and I believe in that coach, J. B. B. B. He's coaching me. He's coaching me. He's my head coach at Houston Rockets. I understand how you go. A ton of freedom. A ton of freedom. What comes with freedom also comes with responsibility also. If I'm getting all this freedom, Make sure you work on your game. Stay working on your game. Stay on shape. I don't need you getting hurt. But, yeah, you do anything you want out here. It was some of James Harden's best years if you look at up the numbers, percentage-wise. Look up the numbers when JB Bickerstaffe coached him. It was some of my best numbers. It was some of James Harden's best numbers. It was wild.

So what are the guys like Malik Beazley?

Total Freedom.

What do they need to do to make it a playoff win for them? What does Tobias Harris need to do? What does Thompson need to do? My thing is, don't change shit up.

Don't change shit up. Stuart need to do. Don't change shit up. That's been my biggest thing when I play in the NBA, anywhere I play, I've been around a ton of guys. Just don't change shit up. If you drink three beers the night before a game, don't get to the playoffs and don't drink it all. If you If you- Here comes Michael Finley about to take a beer out of your hand. Type shit.

Get your ass traded.

And then take your player out of the team, too. But at the same time, if you read or you play chess before a game, don't get to the game and start playing NBA 2K. Hey, now, do what you do. Do what you've been doing. Don't change shit up. It's a basketball game. And that's the problem that some of these teams that get there that haven't been there in a long time. They're, You know what? I'm not going to go out anymore. I'm only going to drink water. Come on, don't change it up because now, you know what? This series, I'm going to wear all white shoes. Now, you've been wearing all black shoes. Why you want to switch to all white? Don't change shit up. Be consistent.

Be yourself.

Be yourself.

I think that's what they almost have going for them is they have a decently strong sense of identity. Like, Isaiah Stewart, I think when he tried to fight LeBron, do you remember?

Tried to fight me.

He did?

Oh, yeah, he did. I come out of Detroit, man. We get into it in Detroit, man. I hit him with the elbow. Rep don't see it. Okay, cool. I got away with that one. He hit me. As soon as he hit me, you know me, I'm a flail on the ground, rolling around. I'm holding my arm. I'm doing all type of shit. Get this motherfuck out here, man. He's a minister of society. He should not be in this game. All right? After the game, motherfucker said, Hey, man, you know Stuart was waiting on you after the game. Who? Waiting on who? Waiting on who? That man, Pat, he was waiting on you. And you got to think, for me, in my head, My name was respected around the league. You're also- You're waiting on.

But you're also- Man, two weeks later, we played Detroit Pistons, man.

We come out to shoot around. I see his ass on the court. Hey, you was waiting on me after the game? It's all on YouTube. I say, You can I'm Google-able, and I'm YouTuber-able also. Hey, you waiting for me after the game? He was shooting. I was shooting. Before I even went to go shoot, I pivot and make a pitch stop real quick. I got to take care of some shit. You was looking for me.

You're the guy of the tower.

I'm not hard to find. I'm always local. My cologne is always on. It's called Tom Ford, too, so you can smell it. No matter how far I am, I'm local. What up? We getting to a little altercation there.

So, yeah. I I remember that altercation.

I like them. It's nothing wrong with altercations. Yeah, motherfucker, I said it. What the fuck you was on? Get a squash, just keep playing basketball. Ain't nothing wrong with altercations.

Well, that's probably what he would have did. No? If he saw you, if he's on the pistons, you said something when you were on the Sixers.

I like Ozef Stuart. I like him a lot.

He would have buzzed your tower the same way you buzzed his tower. I love Ozef Stuart.

I'm going to say that.

But he set the tone for them as far as their heart as a team.

But we talked about dogs.

Yeah, that's a dog.

Dog.

And so they have this dog mentality.

And ain't nobody going to fuck with him. I don't give a fuck what you say in the NBA. You ain't just going to run up on him. He a dog.

He'll take a suspension for sure.

I don't even think he even know what a suspension is.

Well, he'll punch you in the fucking mouth, I bet.

Multiple times, not just one time.

Yeah. So they have a good squad from that perspective. It seems fun.

You're missing one thing, the closest thing to Luka Donatish.

Kade, of course. I mean, Kade, we mentioned off the rip.

He is the closest player to Luka Don'ts.

Well, what does he have to do in the play-off?

Be yourself.

We talked about it. But shot making or getting to the cup?

Be yourself. Shots. You go shoot that bitch perfect. You go miss. You go shoot that bitch. Oh, it just feel trash coming out of my hand. That bitch going to go in. So just be yourself. Impact winning.

Because I saw a clip this week- Keep your mind set on rebounding and being vocal on defense and everything offensively and during the game will take care of I saw this within Barstool this week. A guy named Jack Mac responded to a clip of Paulo, Bankero initiating and then had a little pivot situation, and they compared him to Bron because he hit this free throw jump shot type of deal, like a little fade type of thing. And he's like, Bro, we can't be comparing Paulo Bancaro to LeBron James. But at the same time, I mean, the move almost looked Kobe-ish, honestly.

Okay, cool. I mean, you have to. Every kid is working on a Kobe and Michael Jordan move right now, but it's disrespect to compare him to a motherfucker who's 40 years old.

So you agree? Yes. To wrap it back in, but to put it back on the pistons, if Kade has some of that, is that what you want to see, or you just want to see him make the right move?

Make the right move every time.

Yeah.

That's it. Play the easy game.

Get your cutters. Use your big man.

If you're a car and you have me in a rush, you got some detours, just take the detours. Feel me? Siri says, make it right here. I'm going to make it right here. I'm not going to go up two streets and make it right. She said, I should keep straight. I should keep straight. I'm going to just play the game that's in front of me, bro.

Who's the other team, though? Jalen Duran is also a guy who's going to- Tyler, you know about...

Tyler know about Duran. We played NBA 2K. Jalen Duran, Dwight Howard. I told him about Jalen Duran two years ago. Two years ago. Am I right, Tyler? Maybe. Maybe. You hear him? Yeah. Two years ago. This time, Two years ago. Okay, I'll give him a year. Let's say a year. We're in Philly. So a year ago.

Right.

Year ago.

Year and change.

Year and change. While Jalen Duran had 26, 19, and four assists, beat him by 20.

So he's a video game.

The only thing I said during the whole game was what, Tyler? Durán. Jalen Durant. Dennis motherfucker will cancel on the pod when he comes to motherfucking Vegas. I look at him a whole different way now.

But he is the type of center you want if you're trying to build a team like that.

You need.

The other team I want to talk about is a team that also used to get it busy in the tunnel like that, or even after the game.

The words you're using, Ron, they're coming with a lot I'm so fucking drunk, dude.

Are you drunk? Are you kidding me? I'm so drunk. I'm shitface. Pour up another shot, bro.

Pour it up, pour it up.

I'm so drunk. I told you, I just said the beer games thing. I just did the beer games thing. We've been ripping a shot every fucking two minutes. Every two minutes, we're ripping a shot. And now we got like, martinis at 9: 30, 9: 15. I'm I'm shit-face. I'm supposed to be working out at 6: 00 tomorrow morning.

Listen, do you know the criminal that they did the movie about, the scary guy? He was small. He was a toy. His name was Chucky. You know what his son name was?

I know his bride was bride of Chucky. Okay.

You know what his son name was?

Son of Chucky?

No, wrong.

Charles? Wrong. I don't know. What was it?

Shitface.

Because right now I'm- They named him Shitface.

Shitface. And they said it like that, too. Hey, what's this baby's name? They pulled down underwear or pamper, whatever they had. No penis, no vagina. Chucky goes, We're going to name this baby Shitface. That's my name, Shitface. And you had a London accent to him. So, yeah, cheers.

Strip clubs and dollar bills. Go get my money. They My boy, the turntable.

You better be cool.

You better not hear Trump saying you say that. No, no.. The other team I want to talk about The Phoenix Suns.

Oh, my goodness.

I feel like you need to talk about them, too, because you see the Phoenix Suns, and then we just scan in on birthdays.

First off, the Phoenix Suns. New New coach. It's hard first year as a new coach. That much time.

Hey, no one wants to hear that. No one wants to hear that. No one gets to fuck about it.

You said, Don't nobody want to hear that bullshit.

No one wants to hear first year is supposed to be hard.

Okay. All right. Well, when we go to the shit motherfuckers want to hear?

They stink.

They need a dog. You can be a main player and be a dog, but it's different not needing a ball, not needing a score and being a dog. They need a dog. That's it. They need a dog.

They can't get one at this point, but Devon Booker is young still.

They need a dog.

He's a dog.

All of them are dogs. Katie's a You don't be that great in that you're not a dog. Katie's a dog. Devon Booker's a dog. Bradley Bill's a dog. Jones' point guard, he's a dog. Royce O'Neill's a dog. Royce O'Neill's a dog. He's the guy who does the dirty work, but you need a dog. You need somebody coming like, Man, we're bullishin. Hold on, Coach. My bad, I don't mean to disrespect you, Coach. Give me two seconds real quick. Go do your thing, Pabell. Hey, man, no, man, we're bullishin, bro. We letting them offensive rebound. We're not boxing out, bro. It ain't even about basketball. It's all about the small shit, bro. Lock the fuck in, bro. Let's get these Because it's weak. My bad, Coach, go ahead. They need one of those guys. So now it takes Royce O'Neill, he can be a bigger dog. And Kevin Durant can be a bigger dog. Bradley Bill can be a bigger dog. You know what I'm saying? They just need a motherfucking Ken Corso in that bitch.

But is there time for them to enact a big dog for the rest of the year?

They're one of the only teams that can run off 10 games in a row.

I agree.

Hey, open that door. I just seen women swinging wieners in their mouth, Ron. Shit is wild. Hello? They left us. Closed door. Love, gang.

I saw that, too. He's not making that up. They were swinging wieners in their mouth.

I walked out to use the bathroom. I saw rope ties to people's waist. Wieners hitting the ground, then hitting their mouths. I didn't know what was going on. I walked to Dave. I walked in Barstool today in New York, Dave. I didn't know what to expect. I see a motherfucker get drenched by milk, motherfucking shooting Nerf guns. I see women in here getting Wieners hitting their face. Dave, I don't know what's going on, but I love to be an employee here. I tell you that.

The word is the inmates are running the asylum.

This Alcatraz.

It's fucking that one flew over the cuckoo's neck. They're about to break out the fucking side door. They're going to throw a refrigerator through the window and fucking break out of here.

That's that jail that Batman went to.

Yeah, honestly, the Arkham's asylum.

Yeah, the Bayms sent his ass there.

Deep in the pit.

Deep in the pit.

So how deep are the Phoenix Suns in the pit right now?

They're in the pit, but Can they get out?

They can get out. Who, realistically, will they jump to get out of the pit?

I mean, once you get to that play, anything will happen. You just got to get to the play. Thank God for the plan, right? You used to frown upon the plan. Why the fuck we have a plan? But thank God for the plan now. Now a team that is on the bottom of the pit, I need to win some games. I need to get refocused. I can make it happen. That's when they live a game.

So they're 11 right now.

Can they beat the Kings? They can They can be anybody. Warriors. They can be anybody. Mavericks. T-wolves. Rome. They can be anybody. This team can be anybody, but also they can lose to anybody. They can lose to the fucking Wizards. They can lose to the motherfucking... They can lose to anybody. So that's the thing with this team.

So give me a prediction right now. Pat Bave, nuts on the line. Nuts on the line. Nuts on the line. Who are the four teams in the West that are in the play-in tournament? 7-10 season in the West. You want me to give you six or seven teams right now?

You don't have to give me six, seven teams. Phoenix Suns, Sacramento Kings, two. I think the Golden State is going to rise. I think you have to put Portland in there.

Portland? Okay.

So there's going to be one team left. Where's Memphis?

Memphis is three right now. Maybe Warriors, maybe Mavericks, maybe T-Wolves, maybe Clippers.

Mavs.

Mavs make it.

Mavs, yeah. You said four players, seems, right?

Yeah. Yeah. That means that somebody of the Clippers Rockets, Lakers, will drop out of the playoffs.

No, you said who will make play in.

Play in, right. Exactly. You said the Suns. You said the Warriors.

No. Suns.

You have to forgive me because I'm I'm drunk right now. We all know I'm drunk right now.

Suns, Sat, Portland, Dallas.

Suns, Sat, Portland, Dallas. Somebody's getting fucking boosted from the playoffs. The Kings, bro. It's the Kings are getting fucking ousted. We don't know. We'll see. Ousted.

We don't see.

Yeah, we really are going to see. The Pappiv Pah with Roan.

Drunk Edition. I'm fried. No, not fried, died, laid to the side. You're just cooked.

Yeah, well done, though.

No, not well. That's a I'm not a rare type of guy. Pardon my language.

What's your plan going forward? What's your plan the rest of the week?

Rest of the week, I go to Chicago tomorrow. I'm going to go to the game. I go to Cali this weekend. Try to go to the game, Lakers Clippers, see if I can make that. Then from there, I'm going to go to Colorado. But in the midst of everything, I'm weight lifting basketball every day, four times a week.

Well, you better hit your workouts. You better get those numbers up, and you better not quit playing around because if you're watching right now, like, subscribe, comment, get in the fucking game.

They say, ever since we got the new guy.

That minds.

The last minds.

Minds. My name is- M&M.

M&m. All right. I like that. They say, Ever since we got M&M, Pat, you all went up 5,000 subscribers, 4,000. I think we were 278 right now.

We got to give it all to Matt. Shout out to Matt.

M&m is his name.

But we're not going to not... We can end the pot, but we could also say that Matt wanted us to put the pot at a different time today because- No, mind you, this motherfucker, hey look, this shit.

Mind you. Listen, the shit that he's been saying on the group thread has been absolutely hysterical.

He was like, On Tuesday, you guys mind if we do the show at a different time?

Because- I literally looked at it and laughed. The meaning of laughing out loud was literally me. I was like, This guy. Like that laugh and that tone.

From the deep in your belly. Yeah.

This guy.

Matt. But Matt's been doing a great job. Also, we broke his balls, and he did a fine job getting his balls broken.

And we're not his wives.

Exactly.

All right.

100%. Are you in tomorrow morning? Come in tomorrow morning. Let's shoot tomorrow morning. 9: 00 AM.

This is not FaceTime When you're in the family, it can be frozen.

You can't freeze on here, huh? You got to show up at 9: 00 tomorrow morning.

9: 00 to be tough because the lady from Barstool, what's her name? Kaitlyn. She booked myself. You want me to counsel on Kaitlyn? She's a very nice woman.

The best.

All right. I'm in Chicago, though.

Shout out to Chicago.

Why don't you come to Chicago with me?

How many times that this year?

I traveled from LA. No, I traveled from...

Israel.

Israel to Tel Aviv, New York for a day I wanted to do dinner with you. You said you couldn't do it. I flew, did my thing. I didn't leave, come back from Israel, go to LA. I stay in LA for some time. I come to Houston for some time. I actually come to see you in New York for some time. You can't see me in New York. I got it.

This was a crazy flip. I said, Can you come tomorrow morning? And you said... The shot o'clock, bro. Let's end it with a shot. Strip Closing Dollar Bill. Still got my money. The Pat-Pot with Roon. It's different when it's in person.

No, when it's in person, it's Thurl.

Thurl.

T-h-u-r-l.

Philly shit. Look at it.

Let's see.

Congratulations, too. Likewise, bro.

Why did you just sit up like that?

What does? I want to accept my congratulations like a man.

Why did you posture this posture just change?

Like a man. I want to take my shit. Okay.