Hour 1: Strike That From the Record
Dan interrogates our video producer John Reed over the Stugotz's White Elephant Gift Scheme (and, apparently, a series of other crimes). Then, Jess and Lucy tell us about a crazy story from the day Lucy rented a dog that ended with their friend Priya leading the Woke Dog Mob. Plus, Brian Kelly's Heisman photo, Billy's TV viewing habits, and Survivor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Local Hour: I Do, I Did, and It's Done
Mike, Billy, Tony, and Jeremy are dressed as the crew from Anchorman to pay off their Bucket of Death punishment. Then, Dan feels bad for the Orlando Magic, the University of Miami had a fun National Signing Day, and Lucy drives to Fort Lauderdale to visit a friend. Plus, Pete Carroll's jovial coaching, Lucy introduces us to the New Year's Fairy, Billy gives up on dressing well, and Guy Fieri issues a threat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Postgame Show: Five Times As Better
Tony tells us about his three-day water fast and Roy celebrates his championship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hour 1: Great Games, Gents
Dan Le Batard: Aaron Rodgers is a loser today but maybe also a winner and has lots of attention and is good at football and also is a champion but maybe still a loser and also definitely not. Then, Stugotz wants to play a series of games around Bill Belichick calling teams and asking for their head coaching job. Plus, Stugotz predictions, Anthony Edwards, AROD is everywhere, and breaking Harbaugh news. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Local Hour: Cuban Santa
We have two Super Bowl previews this weekend, but we have something more important to get to first: Cuban Santa. Mike Ryan isn't here because he's handing out bags for UM on National Signing Day, but Billy's worried he may be the Connor Stalions of the Miami program. Then, Ja Morant is back, Dan might need the Ticket Wizard, and we have a new Miami Seaquarium jingle. Plus, David Samson and his faulty tech are here to discuss Yoshinobu Yamamoto, yellow lights, and cooking shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
PTFO - The Whistleblower: Smush Parker Tells His Truth
You may remember Smush Parker from his very public, lopsided beef with the late Kobe Bryant, but there is so much more to the arc of Smush's life story — from being a toddler raised inside "The Cage," in New York City, to bringing up the ball right before "The Malice at the Palace" began. And now, it turns out, Smush Parker is committed to another shocking quest: become the fourth former NBA player, ever, to become an NBA referee. Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/ZWFEMq7prXc Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hour 2: Lucy's Rizz Quiz
Dan is flabbergasted to have finally seen someone who is a bigger liar than Stugotz. Then, Lucy has a new game called the "Rizz Quiz" where she tests Dan, Greg, and Stugotz's knowledge on terms used by young people, and it goes exactly how you'd expect. Plus, Greg and Stu torch the Lakers for their In-Season Tournament banner, Monday Night Football gave us some QB sound from Jalen Hurts that was actually useful for once, and there's a LOT happening in College Football bowl season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hour 1: THE TURK OFF GOES TO A VOTE
Greg and Roy's turkeys are officially done... They spend some time slicing turkey in the eating area for Dan, Stu, Mike, Lucy, Billy and Chris to taste and cast their votes on which turkey is the best. Who will win? Will the 6 votes result in a tie? Can Roy pull off the upset? Will Greg's fried turkey prevail? Will Matthew Kugler need to step in? Plus, Stugotz predicts the Clippers will win the title, the Demontae Kazee suspension, and dog double dutch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Big Suey: Can't Spell Margarita Without the Rita
The crew continues to watch Greg fry his turkey, and it's a truly a sight to behold. Pablo Torre is here to discuss Eric Adams and his bizarre comments on New York, why Domonique Foxworth should be the president, and to preview his new PTFO with Smush Parker. Then, Mike fell in love with bowl games all over again because of the Famous Toastery Bowl, and men generally feel they're younger than they are. Plus, Ron Magill is here to chat about the Cesta Cyclones recent loss, relieve Lucy of her dog-based guilt, and tell us about the white alligator. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Local Hour: The 2023 DLS Turk Off!
It! Is! Time! The 2023 Dan Le Batard Show Turk Off is here as Greg Cote and Roy Bellamy compete for the best tasting turkey in the DLS family. Then, 🎶 His name is Puka, Puka Nacua, and his quarterback is not named Tua 🎶, Lucy tells us about a hilarious new Iowa Offensive Coordinator candidate, and Billy needs a snot rocket as he's dressed in his F1 Bucket of Death punishment. Plus, we check in with Greg as he fries his turkey on a concrete ledge while barefoot in an enclosed garage next to live wires, Tommy Devito's agent cashes in, and John Oliver is "woke." Note from the writer: Hey. It's Jeremy. Nothing in my whole life has ever made me feel as anxious as watching Greg Cote do this. Nothing. Ever. Nothing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Austin Ekeler on Chargers Changes
Stugotz, Billy and Mikey A. react to Week 15. The guys play a game of If The Season Ended today and tell you who would move on in the current playoff matchups. Austin Ekeler joins the show to discuss the Chargers letting go of HC Brandon Staley and GM Tom Telesco. Stugotz has his Top 5 QBs who didn't start the season as their team's starter. Billy has his weekly BBBBBB picks headed into MNF. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Postgame Show: Mason Rudolph...is...BACK!
The chunk of flesh ripped out of Tua's arm leads us to a conversation on the expense of tattoos, and Billy has a question for Chris before we end the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hour 2: What's in Billy's Bag?
We kick off Hour 2 with QB talk: Jameis Winston brought a briefcase to work to be an inspiration, the "yeah, no" of NFL quarterbacks, the Trevor Lawrence question, and Lamar Jackson's case for MVP. Then, would you go on a 9-month long cruise? The Shipping Container has some strong opinions on cruise ship food. Plus, Jessica has decided who from the show she'd want to be stuck in an elevator with, Billy takes a look through his bag, the crew watches what may be the worst layup attempt of all-time, and Stugotz has nothing left in the tank. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hour 1: 'pologies
Mike's limited fake Ed Orgeron forces Dan into some reckless speculation. Jessica believes Red Zone should be discounted through the rest of the NFL season, and Chris can't believe the dissension he's hearing in the room over the delightful Scott Hanson. Then, two incredible sound bites from Jake Browning and David Njoku, too much Tucci, and Mark Zuckerberg's doomsday compound leads the crew to discuss how they'd handle the end of the world. Also, Stugotz spoils a new movie. Plus, it's time for Stu's Weekend Observations! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Big Suey: Huh... No Piss
Dan is embargoing his Dolphins and NFL thoughts, so we'll get to those later. First, Billy's phone is racist, no one can find the proper networks on their televisions, and do you have a speaker in your bathroom? Then, Leeman got stuck in an elevator over the weekend, and it leads us to discuss HOW you'd want to get stuck. Do you want someone in there with you? Would you lay down? Would you pee...? Plus, heartbreak for the Cesta Cyclones, Aaron Rodgers still wants to play despite the Jets season being over, and Raheem Mostert is somehow one of the most successful Dolphins of all-time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Local Hour: I'm Just Spitballing
God Bless Football will come out later today since Billy and Stugotz have an interview scheduled with Austin Ekeler, so we get FRESH TAKES from the duo on the NFL. Then, Stugotz tries to get a sponsorship, Mike Ryan has information but is not a journalist, and the transfer portal has some incredible message-boarding going on. Plus, Chip Kelly has an idea for the future of College Football, Jessica runs out of breath giving takes, and...is Miami going to miss out on its QB? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Postgame Show: Hodgepodgin' It!
It's a Postgame Show hodgepodge of content! First, Pablo Torre provides us with a segment from today's Pablo Torre Finds Out where he, Katie Nolan, and Dan Soder chat about urology and gym memberships. So, ya know, standard #sports stuff. Then, The Hockey Show with Roy is here as Roy and David Dwork discuss the Florida Panthers before Dimitri Filipovic of The Hockey PDOcast joins the duo for a "10-minute misconduct" to explain why Aleksander Barkov is headed to a Selke Trophy and to touch on other topics around the NHL. Plus, it's Tony's MMA Hangout with his guest Danny Segura from MMA Junkie. They preview what's coming at you this weekend with UFC 296! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hour 1: GEN CFB
Jessica and Lucy are fascinated by the Panera Charged Lemonade that has been killing people* and the memes that have spawned from it. Amin walks a dangerous line, and Lucy teaches Dan why his opinion on Liquid Death's water is out of touch. Then, the crew discusses the weirdest stretches of land in Florida as Charlotte teaches us about Hussey's General Store that sells "guns, wedding gowns, and cold beer." Also, Chris wants to look for the best moments in sports that make you saw "Awwwwww." Plus, Jess and Lucy's College Football segment finally has a name: GEN CFB. They discuss Army-Navy, the Heisman, Kirk Herbstreit losing his mind on Twitter, and preview the early bowl games. *For legal purposes: the lemonade, ya know, might not be killing the people? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Big Suey: Old Aches and Pains
Dan's costume kink rears its head once again as he has a suggestion for God Bless Football, John Skipper gets upset at a thumbs down emoji, and the crew goes to the Bucket of Death. Then, Colby Covington takes a shot at LeJaron James as his MAGA character continues to make him famous. Is it a bit? Does it matter? Plus, Stugotz actually listens, an old Luke Appling video brings the entire show the most joy they've felt all week, and Chris Cote updates the polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Local Hour: The Affable Chris Cote
Everyone on the show is exhausted from a long week behind the scenes. Dan is on a mission to determine who the most athletic person is on the show, and he also has his first ever claim that a team quit mid-game. Then, Peter King loves to wash the dishes, Brandon Staley does yoga, and we were stolen of a moment. Plus, the always jubilant, affable, and jolly Chris Cote is ready to lose his mind. Is he STILL angry about the call against Kadarius Toney or is he scared of the Jets? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices